Alright fellas, I've been here for more years than I care to admit and although this place is an absolute stinker these days I'm willing to give it one more change. This market sucks and everyones bored. Why don't we pick a random ass coin with decent liq and asslow mc just like was once done with SHIB to name one and start shilling here and later x / tg. Everyone's bored and is looking for a quick buck, the market is waiting for something like this.I've sat through SHIB, APU, HOGE, and various other 200x and still somehow not managed to become a millionaire and I'm getting pretty sick of it. I can't live like this. Let's pick a coin that ticks the boxes and push it as the next SHIB style moon. Let's start by finding the coin, I trust in you.
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This has been tried a hundred times before and it never works out because this place is now filled with tourists and indians who'll fuck it up to lock in their 4 figs of profit
will never work. 99% of people that make these kinds of threads are part of the industrial token complex that has been fleecing retarded people on here for years
>>62332874I only hold donut.
>>62332951It hasn't been tried that often, and I've seen the success rate this place had at least back in the days (there was jeets back then too). It's genuinely a low risk ultra high reward play and im willing to participate once we find a good shitter that ticks the boxes. Worth a shot
>>62332966>>62332932
And then everyone clapped
>>62332966I have literally seen this type of "hey guys let's work together and make the next shiba" at least 100 times in the last 3 years alone
>>62332874Sure. Here are some basic requirements.>must be on eth>liquidity burned>low mcap>contract renounced>no proxy>somewhat decent distribution>must match some current thing going onWith shib it was dogecoin and Elon Musk. Probably something AI-related?.
GTA6 coin, nobody dumps until day before release
>>62334013I know the coin but it's not ready yet, wallet is still in development. But it's going to moon since it's AI-adjacent. I don't wanna say it because /biz/ will laugh and stay poor.>>62332874
Another issue you're dealing with are the whale bots that'll of course drag your micro shitter down before it ever has a chance to moon when the market conditions are this bad. You have to wait for the euphoric bull seasons (that last 1-2 weeks at most) for those insane 200x pumps.ANOTHER issue is that it isn't 2021 anymore. The 100x+'s are all relegated to the select couple shit picks by X cuntfluencers, who've already bundled up the shitter before a single other organic buyer has a chance to buy, hence all the turbo rugs without ever having a chance. Insider trading is so fucking gay and unfair I wish it never existed.
>>62332874dogebonk on BNB. We did it in 21, its in the shitter now and the team is totally gone so we could do it again with almost no effort
>>62332874Reminder that shib is a 15x to ath and a 9x to 2024's high. Good luck gambling on the next pump.rug however.
>>62334203>for those insane 200x pumps.god i fuckign kick myself for not selling at Shib's ATH, i could've turned a couple hundred into more than 50k, an actual investment start, but got greedy and just watched it wither away like a retard
>>62332874Ya ever think that maybe it’s that piece of fucking shit rugpull scam called toad killer they launched that everyone hates, especially the holders. It would line up with the current market setup
>>62334406This>>62332966Toad killer is the ultimate shitter you are looking for
This is a really interesting idea but on deeper reflection I think I'm just going to go buy more memory and cpu stocks instead. Good luck on pumping your worthless meme money though, it sounds like a lot of fun.
>>62332874I used to see unironic ghetto niggas with Shibe shirts.
>>62332874There's an Epic Fail Guy token on Solana from 2 years ago. It's a microcap but I know this board doesn't like SOL. Perfect situation to repeat what Troll on Solana has done desu. I'll look for some ETH options too.
>>62332874What are our options? Personally there’s really only one giant stinky TURD of a coin that comes to mind
>>62334013$elien fits all those. my personal thesis is if he ever changes his twitter name to elien musk its gonna pull at least a 10-50x instantly.hes repeatedly said he's an alien... on rogan's podmusk: "i keep telling people im an alien but people don't believe me" rogan: "i believe you"currently down some lunch money on it, dont care if it goes to zero, reward outweighs the risk imo
>>62334406>>62334451just give up, baggies.Shyoshi farmed and rugged all of you and he still has 20T more to dump on you.even Ryoshi gave up on ShitbaF A R M E D
Toad killer is the official rich pedo token that will make millionaires this upcoming alt season
people shilling shitters that are years old are tonedeaf to the market. floki is the sole exception to the rule that old tokens never pump. it has to be somewhat new and ideally topical to the cultural zeigeistand floki of course gave back all the gains after it had its miracle pump back to ath
Just buy and hold bitcoin, faggot. Stop giving your money away to Indian/eastern european dev scamfaggots
>>62334516>Ryoshi gave up on ShitbaGood. Shib is healing.
>>62334013MIRAI the WhiteRabbit>eth>mc currently under 20k>clean tokensniff>cute mascot >the future will always be in vogue
>>62334203The point is we bizbros buy in before the telegrams, x wimps and cuntfluencers do. Just like before, the market conditions are not necessarily a bad thing, in bull you have abundance of shitters now you have nothing really being shilled>>62334248Only ETH newfriend>>62334406We want something with pref sub 100k mc>>62334461It’s all a game and this is the only way to make it in this clown world, your stocks are more rubbish than my morning turd most likely>>62334733Name is clumsy and lame. Too little normie appeal with anime. No website.It needs a website. Other than that not bad keep em coming
>>62334013Good list of requirements I would add these:>must have website and pref some social following>must be under 100k mc, even as low as 10-20k would be perfect. That’s how you are able to gather momentum fast.
Sure smells like curry in here. Have some free gas fee's>BRAP!
Thread is gone from the catalog, wrap it up boys.With that being said, Gondola is the answer.CMC, Coin Gecko, Etherscan, Dexscreener all paid for and updated.Website and TG still up and semi active.Most of the original guys are gone, but a couple are left and keeping it alive.X premium still being paid for, and the account posts daily.Just under 100k MC.Peaked at 12-14M MC, then had its knee caps lopped off when the trump coin BS happened.Slowly crashed along with the entire market after that.And unlike what that sol fag posted above, eth coins that make it tend to need a couple years before they really rip.Gondola is about to hit its 2 year anniversary.
>>62334511Also holdin elien on sol for same reason lul. Also down but idc Actualy giga random that someone wrote elien.. thus it rly has its buyers. I mean when i heard the word instantly went on search as i knew its a Runner
>>62334511>>62334733>>62335171Will check these ones out. I was also looking at Goblin on eth which recently had a cto because Sam Altman posted about goblins.
>>62337794I think gondola or goblin would have the best chance to run unless Elon Musk is actually an alien. >GondolaHas the old meme appeal and doesn't really have competition. This is probably the best choice for op's goal out of everything in the thread I'd say.>GoblinHas a competitor on SOL which seems to be doing much better. It's about a year old and is trying to shift towards the AI-goblin narrative. Could get a large spike in attention if goblins in ai becomes an actual thing.>ElienHinges on Elon Musk being an alien. Unlikely.>MiraiDoesn't have much going for it besides anime girl and low mcap, but is pretty dead without a working website.I'm leaning towards gondola
>>62332874kek shibbagie
>>62337913>Hinges on Elon Musk being an alien. Unlikely.not literally, just depends on how hard he wants to push the meme. theres lots of people that believe themselves to be alien souls despite having explicitly human dna, i think he fits that category. stranger still, theres people that report having contact and conversations with aliens where they confirm such things. some keep this information private because of the social repercussions for reporting on such experiences.if aliens were a relevant topic in the age of tesla, we could imagine he might think himself as one. his mind so completely foreign to what we know as human.
>>62332874How about Nerva/XNV? It's truly decentralized, can only be solo-mined via CPU, and is private. It doesn't match the meme theme of SHIB but I'd argue it's got even more going for it than SHIB did...
>>62337913there is also bobo on eth
MUMU fits the bill. On ETHSolid token distributionActive X and TGSupported by other 4chan coin communities0x2F573070E6090b3264Fe707e2C9F201716F123c7
>>62338294Mumu & Bobo. So apparently there is a split between ETH and SOL communities. BOBO and MUMU recently migrated to SOL, leaving the rest of the ETH die hard communities to fend for themselves.MUMU/ BOBO/ WOJAK/ SNIBBU/ DODO/ APU along with PEPE still have strong communities on ETH.
>>62338233Grabbed a bag and already up lol
>>62338308>Mumu & Bobo.The liquidity for Mumu on eth is garbage, but bobo has some strong liquidity. $142k of v2 burned. Snibbu has a decent amount of burned v2 liquidity, too. Same with dodo. Why did they all move to sol?also op is a fag
>>62338327From what I understand, the communities believe the volume for meme coins are on SOL, and Supply control was another factor.I still think ETH is the home of MEMES and real money.I've yet to see a buy on any meme coin on sol that made me say "Impressive".
>>62335171I like Gondola but the Coingecko has no website or social info. Need to fix that
If we can't find a good one maybe we can have a tech savy anon spin up a shitter with a website, tg and x acc and a generous dev wallet for the effort. Maybe some good old tax system that gets distributed to holders. Would do it myself but too much of a brainlet
>>62338298>MUMUYeah that shit is dead retard. Only high cap memes have a chance of pumping with btc every cycle. low cap shitters are one and done.
>>62339678I just checked, the X account, TG, TikTok accounts are all on there. Even the sol wormhole contract is linked. Only thing missing on CG is the website. I guess someone could send them a message to add the website if it really matters. CMC has everything, including the wormhole and website listed, and has the "tokenomics" verified by CMC.
>>62339814The cmc links to website goes to expired domain and the link to x goes to an acc which is legit buyt hasnt posted in a long time, other than that's it's quite solid actually. meme is good but mc could be a bit lower.
Honestly I would be down to gondolapost on X or whateverI don't have a lot of gondolas saved but it's a comfy meme
>>62339825The account posted an hour ago...? They have some old post pinned at the top, maybe that's what you're seeing? But yes, it'd be nice if the mc was lower for better entry. I'll take it as a trade off for having all the paid update shit done. And I don't know what's wrong with the website. Everything was working yesterday when I checked all the links. Maybe a hosting server issue.
fuck it, i'll put a couple hundred on gondolalove that lil spurdo
