Job hopping slut here.I just love getting hired by all kind of strange random jobs. I just cant commit to anyone job, I want to excperince them all. At one point I was loyal and ready to work for peanuts for the rest of my life but I got my heart broken by some bumps fly by night failing companies and now I cheat on my fourtune 100 jobs. I have a LinkedIn account they dont know about, the fsct they keep paying me while I apply to other jobs makes it that much hotter. I know what society says, if I keep getting tossed around like an office get well soon card no decent job will want to settle for me. Well guess what, better and better jobs with more money keep coming along groveling at my feet, they are waiting in line. The best part is the more jobs I go through the more dead inside I feel and the more I cant commit let alone do the bare minimum and the more they want me, they lose their cool during our interview dates when they realize how much more other interviews I have lined up, they think "oh man, he really must be a rare candidate, he doesnt give a fuck about us at all", when in reality im using most of those interviews as practice at this point. Its hilarious that these up tight companies who swore they would never hire an employee like me just 5 years ago realize they have to settle for me cuz its either that or more Indians, the employee market is totally rigged in my favor. Im a fast talking, 15 hour a week working, free minded, modern 21st century white male employee and I will drink their milkshake without paying a dime.
>>62334465Jokes on you, I also miss 100% of the jobs I *do* apply for!
@grok resume this pdf for me in one paragraph or less
>>62334660This is how my resume reads and I still get interviews. Stupid jobs, not good for anything except putting money in my pocket
>none of the jobs I applied to got back to me on friday despite saying they wouldDrinking a beer right now to summon the random HR lady calling me at 9 am, it's after midnight.If I had just bought SNXX in march at 30 bucks, where I had my buy set, I would have been fine.
nice larp. data showed like 80% of new jobs went to women. the rest were probably shitskins
>>62334829Should have job hopped so much chud, they are using u as a back up now
>>62334465Is this a metaphor for the female dating strategy?
I job hopped 1000 different jobs in one day but Youtube >>62336257won’t let me post it, lmao. subscribe to my OnlyJobs!
>>62334839As a shitskin this is very bullish for my dating life. Sorry Chuds back to the cuck chair
>>62334465is that bonny blue ??
>>62334826Same, but I actually put “nigger” in my resume to see if anyone reads it. They don’t, still getting hired.
>>62334465bump
