The Netanyahu Heresy edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62334136
heh
Continue bombing Israel
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAW dip may be soon lads
Why the fuck doesn't Iran bomb the Intel fabs in Israel? A single missile hit will cause billions in damage.
>>62334942look at those bulls go
>>62334981How the hell are futures slightly green with everything that's happening? Nothing makes sense.
So what stocks/ETFs are you guys looking at for tomorrow and the rest of the week?Predictions on it going green, red, barely any change?
>>62334986I'm not a Jedi Master, so fuck if I know.
>>62334986100% CASH (CHF)
im never fucking retiring atp
goodnight babe. i'd remind you to say your prayers, but i don't want you sleeping in costume
HOW CAN YOU GUYS SLEEP AT THIS TIME
Bobosisters, the Mummies breached containment
thank you friday for freaking me the fuck out so that i panic sold everything early
>>62335039sleeping removes pain
>>62335044Stop blaming other people for your own panicking personality.
I am going to assume that oil supply has been increased and that's why the price barely moves.There's no way they could manipulate it to go down 15% on fake headlines about dealsn and not go up when the opposite happens. The question is, why is the stock market being negatively affected?
>>62335044Learn from it so you don't panic next time. There will be a next time.
Fuck this. Nasdaq futures go from .5% down, to 1% up, to flat, to .25% down, then back to flat, and finally to 1% up again. Shits gonna retard pump tomorrow and my short positions are gonna get destroyed.
What banks will fail when all the foreigners leave and default their loans?
>>62335063aw are you upset? a bit butthurt? huh? want me to call your mama?
everyone say thank you Iran for saving the markets from a bloody monday
>>62335072Teamwork makes the dream work
>tech dumped on Friday so we have to retard V no matter what happens with oilIt's all so tiresome.
>>62335069Fuck you. I’m losing money because this market is retarded.
you guys are my only friends
>>62335084Same
>>62335089Good times.
>>62335084im my only friend too
>>62335080If you're losing money maybe you're the retarded one
Woke up this morningGot some gabagoool
HUGE ISRAELI ATTACK ON IRAN NOWWAR IS BACK ON THE MENUOILBROS WAGMI
fuck, I'm red
ALB
I just dropped bombs in my toilet. What affect will this have on the market?
>>62335107
>>62335124this is a new attack
>>62335124no no Tehran got carpet bombed 10 minutes ago
>>62335128>>62335126I retract my slowpoke. I didn't realize because nothing happened to the futes
this v wont last till open no way
my 68 year old mother wants to sell my dad's classic car and put the money into SpaceX. Thank God you can't sell a car in a week. She also wants to invest in the IPO. It's so over.
>>62335133Won't it? WON'T IT?
>>62335128ITS OVER AGAIN, ITS SO OVER
Time to go be a wagie...
They're trading! Bullish for commerce
>>62335107bullish. imagine the amount of materials, energy, ai and services that will sell to make it all possible
How fucked are the Koreans who invested in leveraged ETFs? I saw that they were being advertised on bases there...
>>62335139why is it always chinks everytime i see one of these
>>62335147I'm ready for this raging bull dayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5ALw7cM2c
>>62335147Chinks desperately want to show the world how technologically advanced they are.
>>>/pol/536627360>>>/pol/536627555Looshed.'Member Lucky Larry didn't clock in on one day only after all those years?9/11.
>>62335165Tickers?
>>62335165This theater is amusing. Remember. Israel cannot refuel, target with intel, and support these missions without US logistics and tankers. This is perception management. US is 100% behind these attacks. Its just a fig leaf of cover with Trump running out of space at home declaring war without congress and the economic noose tightening.
The IDF has decided to continue Operation ‘Lion’s Roar’ from where it left off rather than launch a new operation. The military counts this as day 42 of ‘Lion’s Roar’ following a two-month pause - i24Newsahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep wars back (but for real this time)
>>62334984The conventional pattern is a small rebound after Friday's large dip. So that's what happening. The Iran situation is being ignored. Probably Iran's banks and retail investors are not a big factor on the world markets.
>>62335177why are they so fucking gay and retardednuke tel aviv
the V is cooling mumu
KOSPI DOWN 8% IN ONE MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITHOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>>62335121Bullish for Indian market.
The more trading happens the more bullish we get. Buy every dip.
>>62335147Because they're the only ones actually commercializing robots. Everyone else is making them in some lab and keeping them behind ridiculous price tags.Chinks are going to own the entire commercial robot market within the next decade.
>>62335177Makes sense. Why make new plans if you can just continue where Trump suddenly stopped for no good reason. The world economy has had time to adapt, so for investors the situation did not get worse. If anything, resuming the bombing makes Iran's surrender and a deal more likely. Stopping it did not.
>>62335186zoom out ffs
>>62335186Just a little hiccup. Don't look up where SK gets most of its fuel.
>>62334986Orcl
$OLLI sisters...it's not looking good
>>62335186Worst Korea is not a big enough economy to trigger a global depression.
I guess I'm a Korea / Copper bag holder now, since I bought both at the pico top. Lol, lmao even.
>>62335198>FLXKThank you for being my exit liquidity (I bought last year).
>>62335196The thing with Korea is that its dominated by retail investors who have a gambling addiction.
>>62335196DRAMsissies are going to get heemed at open
>>62335198That's little money and won't make any difference in the long run.
>>62334938line goes up
>>62335209Yeah, it's just my fun portfolio, my main pension and tax free account is all in boomer trackers.I'll just bag hold.
>>62334938nothing ever happens
>full war starts again>oil market crabsthis is bullshit
>>623351652 planes 4 buildings
>>62334938Green day inc
>>62335169CDS Pre-Great Reset U.S.A. Everything.
>>62335174They're his war dogs.They bay for war so that trump looks reasonable.Sometimes that's the purpose of a violent advisor. He asks for war so you don't have to, so you look peaceful.
>>62334938It's time to pump those stocks
The Iran matches at the world cup are going to be lit
>>62335189they're clearly low priced for a reason
How are futures green?
degen koreans have been ruining this market for everybodyit's sweet justice those bastards hit the circuit breaker just nowimagine the margin callsthe degen koreans just got absolutely liquidated just nowand they're the ones pushing the US market to absurd gainsall this stupid shit is basically koreansit's all the fault of koreansthey have been in absolute eurphoria bubble mode for monthsfucking it up for everybodymaybe the market will actually be sane nowI fucking hope soI've never been so happy to see a circuit breaker hit.fuck koreansthey need to shut the fuck up and make memory and be slaves that exist just to make memory
and probably half of the korean gamblers just got wiped out right now
>>62335227All commodities are manipulated like this. Until a proper competitive futures market emerges in the east. That doesn’t have a cartel running it with ridiculous amounts of naked shorting. The prices of these things will remain a political toy for the largest players. They will always have the firepower to nuke anyone trading on real supply demand price signals. But this could break it.
>>62335277Good.
>>62335280Yeah, commodities are truely fake a gay.The only reason gold pumped was because China set up a CME competitor and allowed proper price discovery.
>>62335287that big long red dick on kospiwas korean gamblers getting liquidatedthis is the most bullish buy signal i've seen since the april bottom
>>62335294Casinos are banned in Korea so they have to figure out another way to gamble
>>62335295they are really fucking everything up for everybodythe big swings in world wide semis have been driven by koreans for monthit's lost all coherencywhen all the koreans get liquidated, we can actually have a market with sane, proper growth
>>62335177How could they think they can win a war on 3 fronts? This will never end.
United States Antimony is fantastically undervalued at the moment, especially for someone who got a huge sole provider contract with the US Government.
dead cat bounce
>>62335305They simply realise it's their last occasion to try before their golem rebels
>>62335306Holding 1000 shares loading 500 more on this dip @ 7.07
are we buying oil bros? the chart looks insanely bullish
>>62335324
>>62335324I only buy oil if it drops below 92
You bought the dip rightYou didn’t panic sell did you?This recovery is the same pattern we’ve seen every single time for years now and now we continue to aths
After spending all night taking laxatives and chugging water I finally managed to clear this massive shit brick that had been constipating me. Huge dump that's been building since Friday night. Just like the markets, I feel incredible and ready to reach new highs after my massive dump.
>>62335342amazing anon, i also spent all night shitting liquid waste and now finally feel relieved, i was not constipated like you but I think I ate some undercook indian food
>>62335332I'm waiting for a bigger dip
Another historic ceasefire
>The pound dropped to a three-week low against the dollar as investors bet that the Federal Reserve will raise interest rates this year.kek what do they know?surely Trumps new guy isn't raising rates - he'll have a generational meltdown they do lmao
>>62335353
>>62335353SPY to 900
>>62335353Who could have anticipated this massive news?
>>62335353Trump really wants to pop over Tel Aviv and batter Benji round the head with a baseball bat for a bit. Otherwise, he is in danger of becoming a figure of some ridicule.
>Israel elections later in the yearNetanyahu is gambling on winning this war or he’s out, he’ll he’s probably out regardless
>>62335374Israel putting a politically defeated Netanyahu on criminal trial (not for any humanitarian reason for Palestine or Iran or anything, but because he scammed them and shit). Bullish or Bearish?
>futures neon greenwe're getting a humongous V today aren't we
>>62335353TO THE MOON!
>>62335378At least +3%
>>62335357>yields>inflation>unemployment lower than expectedWhen the new guy takes over he's gonna pull a Volcker move
>>62335376Bullish. They replace him with Ben Gvir.
BUY SOXL. WE PUMP
uhh IBMbros? i thought trump endorsed this quantum stock why is it dumping harder than intcels
>>62335353TACO MONDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Should I sell my compute stocks for break even price?I don't mean semis, but companies like Oracle, Iren, Coreweave.I'm over leveraged, and need to ditch some weight.
Futures OooooooBobos getting heemed Hope all you bobos bought short term puts Friday hahahahaha
>They sold?>Expand dong
>oil still at 94, 10yr below 4.75%MARKET. STILL. DOESN'T. FUCKING. GET. IT.
We're... safe?
Should I sell my house, move on to renting and buy the bottom here?Looks like a bottom to me, there's no way they can go lower. Warren Buffett said renting is king so I want to stop being a chump and start renting. Also it's taco Monday.
you are basing your opinions on the old consumer economy based on wage labourthis is the new k shaped, tech driven economyconsumer spending means fuck all and neither does borrowing costs when expansion is driven by cashflow of increasing revenueswhen have the rules ever stayed the same? Never. If perfect knowledge of where prices will be were possible like you act, prices would ever only move when there's new earnings reports.you are going to get left behind.
>>62335419I wouldn't if I were you.
>>62335417war shmar
>>62335419Imagine that $31.500 being used along with the insider info he got from his dad
>>62335420>>62335408
>>62335420wait people think the spending behaviour of peasants is what drives the economy?lmao
>>62335419>I did this thing but don't you do it because it's bad for youbillionaires
>>62335419warren buffet's daddy was a congressman and investment bankerhe didnt ever have to worry about paying rent or a mortgage
If you don't take this exit pump you have no right to cry when it this shit dumps again. Get in cash and wait to buy back in.
>>62335420I agree. As long as consumers suck it up and take the hits like champs, the government isn't worried. Nobody cares. Unemployment claims have to go up to 50% or something then someone will care.As long as people are unemployed and don't apply for claims or welfare then nobody cares.
>>62335426I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT STOCKS FUCKASS
>>62335423But Ben Felix says renting is better than buying as well.They call him the smartest financial advisor on earth.>>62335425>>62335429>>62335432You three will say Barron Trump has no skills next.
>>62335433You will never find the perfect entry pointneverwhen stock prices cut in half, you'll be too terrified to get inbuy high and sell higher
>>62335440I'm sure Barron Trump doesn't have any skillsmaybe skilled at playing Fortnite
OOOOO WTF WAS THATBEARS PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>62335446
Wth is happening. Premarket is recovering from Friday's blood bath. I thought Israel attacking is bad news
>>62334938>premarketHere comes the V recovery
kek bers
>>62335453today we return to normal
I tried to tell everyone that Goldman Sachs wouldn't allow SpaceX to IPO during a crashthey would pump this bitch up, hot and ready to serve SpaceX sharesGoldman Sachs is 100% capable of holding a market up singlehandedly. They can make the whole stock market move in one day.
>>62335433If you can handle me at my -20% you don't deserve me at my +100%
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>62335452>iran fires on israel>israel says they will counterattack>trump asks them not to, they agree not to>BOMB IRAN ANYWAY>iran then announces a cessation of firing upon israel?????I think this is designed to be as confusing as possible
So just like that we recover? For no reason at all? So fucking dumb. All those months of gains down the fucking shitter..
>>62335452But Israel has already said they’re going to continue with LebanonAh fuck these kikes and mudslimes
BROS DROP EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT DRAM HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62335468No reason?Smigga we just had a HISTORIC UNPRECEDENTED CEASEFIREAnd a bigly new peace deal is imminentEven if your thoughts and feelings suggest otherwise, the market believes Trump. Why don't you?
I'm going to let you guys in on a secretdo with it what you willthere's going to be a longevity craze within the next 6 months to 3 years from nowHealthcare stocks are going to pump like semis are pumping now. Eli Lilly is going to become the most valuable company on earth and 10x
>>62335461Just like in April 2024. Or July 2024. Or February 2025. Or February 2026.
>>62335332I've been in oil since the beginning of the year. I *AM* more solvent than the market can stay irrational.
NEW GENERATIONAL CEASEFIRE AND TALKS ARE GOING WELL WAGMI
KEK BEARS
We are in times of historic peacethis is the best cease fire deal ever madepump pump pump
>>62335061 #New>>62335061 #New>>62335061 #New>>62335061 #New>>62335061 #New>>62335061 #Don't care.
>>62335480Please Netanyahu…Do what needs to be done, or my puts are fooked..
When’s the sector rotation from pokemon to yugioh cards?
>>62335487Why
>>62335487Threadsplitting usually kills generals overtime so I’m all for it. Well done and carry on good sir.
>>62335491Yugioh doesnt do the rare/holo card shit. At least, not when I was a kid. They made them bitches as cheaply as possible.
>DRAM is upI thought the kospi got heemed.
>fell for it again award
>>62335497It's like this every week lmao
>>62335506
>>62335512adjust your botV is referred here as a trading pattern, not VISA stock
>>62335495Stfu and let DRAM pump you stupid faggot.
>>62335139He just wanna dance
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thinking of getting a little crazy and buying QQQ today instead of VOO
UUUU sisters...
>>62335513ok thanks I just asked claude to do that for me let's see how it does
>>62335512Do you have the stats about the tickers and long term performance after being mentioned by smg?I'm sure there are massive losses if a person follows smg. But maybe its a good shorting opportunity >>62335522Do you buy every day?
>bear markets last about 7-8 hours now
>>62335539Every Monday with leftover money from the prior week
Actual good post and IPO explanations, regarding the SpaceX one, from the former CEO of plebbithttps://x.com/yishan/status/2063389455550218646
>>62335378what you are seeing is in fact a Λ
>>62335548
>>62335560Who I am responding to is in fact an N
Once again, my oil positions have been wrecked by the 97th imminent peace deal.
>>62335539There's probably massive losses over quarters/years, I didn't design it with logging or long term stats in mind, just the daily image for fun.
I'm up 10% on my LUNR play right now >>62323080With SpaceX on Friday I can only see it going further up
This is the endHold your breath and count to tenFeel the Earth move, and thenHear my heart burst again
im gonna make it, im actually gonna make it thank you anons
ALL FUTURES GREEN
Is Intel computer going out of business?
>>62335587>MARKETS RED>MARKETS GREENI dont know what the fuck is going on
>>62335590never sell, always slurp and trump will reward you
>>62335384Would bankrupt the country, not a chance
>>62335590"volatility"
My precious KXIAY bags are recovering alhamdulillah arigato
>>62335596That would own the libs so it's actually intended and bullish.
>bombing oil refineries in iran>oil going down ???>news is all about oil demand destruction/prices down soon>tech up 10000%normal Monday I guess
>>62335491>>62335602
>wasted 3 years learning technical analysis>get outperformed by buy the dip faggotsits not fair
I don't trust this pre pump....talmudic magic at play
>>62335613>wasted 3 years learning technical analysisi call that darwinism
>>62335491Komoney reprints high demand cards all the time because you're actually supposed to play the card game unlike Pokémon so never probably
>>62335613>technical analysisYou mean candlestick voodoo?
>>62335613>technical analysismm yeah that's a nice line.. fuck yeah the lines are converging.. fuck I love lines on graphs and shit.. the lines are so good when I draw them..>gets outperformed by technical bagholding
>>62335589I keep telling you tards to stop being boomers and buying computer intelligence and instead get ryzen or snapdragon but you're too fucking stupid
>>62335527>nuclear stocks gain as federal officials approve restart of three mile island>constellation energyjust buy CEGX. CEG is a real company that actually makes money. UUUU is a massive fucking turd that is heavily shorted
>>62335613
>BREAKING: MicroStrategy, $MSTR, announces it has bought 1,550 Bitcoin for an average price of $65,332.>Bitcoin is now trading around $63,000.my nigger saylor single handedly killing crypto
it was always going to be green at open, doesnt change whats happening
I require sneedisk and SOXL to do the needful and casually return to all time highs plsthank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62335613(((technical analysis))) is astrology for men. buy shit when its cheap and sell it when its green retard its not very complicated
>>62335637Good, need cryptotards to see the light and put their money in stocks
>>62335630am i missing something with CEG, its just a general energy company. whats nuclear/uranium about them?
>>62335645If all men follow the TA the same way we all move the market in the same direction, maybe you should go back to adding to your shit coin collection my good Jam Boy.
>>62335650Was a nuclear pure play in electric generation. Non regulated independent power producer, they have since bought more assets like a large gas plant fleet.
>>62335650Constellation energy group is one of the largest energy producers in the world and has the most nuclear reactors operating in America of any companyits p/e is decent but a tad high compared to traditional energy companies but you are mostly getting nuclear exposure upside with them>whydatacenters need infinity power supposedly gonna have to build a bunch of nuclear reactors nothing else seems really feasible
short ALPHABET
>>62335662why is Europe throwing these weird virtue signaling temper tantrums?It's not like that will do anything
>>62335662You’re desperate
talked me out of buying the advanced money destroyer
>>62335662>Most popular qwant search - google
>>62335658Most people don't know the utilities sector can be split down the middle between regulated and unregulated. Pretty sure its unregulated nuclear which means boom profits
>>62335662>search enginewhats that?
>>62335652>it works>people dogpile>it doesn't work anymoremany such cases. even if you found some TA voodoo worth exploiting some quant faggot with crippling autism that has never seen a vagina IRL will exploit it eventually with billions of dollars max leverage and suicide bomb it
>>62335669*talk
>>62335660actual goat advice, i was thinking about BWXT since they do maintenace and stuff but CMG seems a lot better
>>62335662lol
>QTEXHere we fucking go again
>>62335590Are you retarded? What's it supposed to be? Only green or red? You fucking gay retard.
So what exactly happened last night. Did Israel do bridges and powerplants without the US boss?
>huh broadcom only 5% better than expected but not 10000000000000% better?>SEEEEEEEELL>huh iran and shitrael started killing each other again and dragging us amerimutts in the war again?>lmao who cares BUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
>>62335690why dwave not doing +30?
>>62335690>the company was founded by Dagi Shahar Ben Noon and Udi Nussinovitch in Raanana Israelthat's a nope for me dawg. good luck with your quantum ventilators or whatever the fuck
can any of you explain to me why KORU went red for the last 3 days?whats the chance of it recovering?
>>62335698tldr>trump bombed Iran oil refinery>said it was for military oil so its okay oil price should go down still by magic>trump tells Israel not to bomb anyone>Israel bombs beirut>Iran bombs israel>any bomb that hit US assets just get scrubbed from the media per usual
is the silver crash over? can we buy again?
>pre-market prep pump to make the 9:30 dump look better than it is to avoid mass selloffI swear I've seen this before...
>>62335711If US assets are being bombed, we should bomb Iranian assets, like their friends in Yemen, or their friends in China boss.
>>62335690I looked at QTEX a couple weeks ago but it felt scammy. Is it legit?
>>62335712fair value of silver is $0. they literally find that stuff in the dirt anon.
>>**Malfunctions of Nintendo Switch 1 Controllers: €35 Million Fine Imposed Following a DGCCRF Investigation**RIP NTDOY baggiesI know y'all ITT
has the imminent peace deal been signed yet?what does axios say on the matter?
>>62335722I wish that Our Leader was as strong a man as Bibi. Bibi knows what needs to be done, but Our Leader is too timid to do what is needed boss.
I've missed the generational bottom
>>62335720yes but think about how cool it is to have a couple stacks of silver bars on a shelf, also small diversification
>>62335722The peace deal was like every other peace deal>Iran "Okay while we negotiate Israel better not bomb any of our allies">they get close to a deal>Israel bombs Lebanon>Iran rips up the peace deal>bombs Israel>Israel now claims its self defense and they can bomb Iran nowThis has happened like five time
>they get close to a dealnever happened
What will it take for trump to give out bigly stimulus checks and cause new all time highs
>>62335727god i love jews
>>62335730Kevie needs to cut rates before we gets any stimmies boss.
>>62335730we getting dem checks?
>>62335727>>62335729>close to a dealyeah never happened. the two sides are likeUS->you must circularize your children and legalize buttsexIran->death to infidels total holocaustMedia->imminent framework for talks of a plan for the road to peace
>>62335737They are pricing in 4% inflation for May with Wednesday's report
>>62335742kikes autocorrected circumcise to circularize
>>62335742Honestly my metric for how close they are to making a deal is when Israel starts doing strikes to prevent it
damn should have loaded calls on Friday boss
seen quite a few people mentioning that if the strait opens, all those idling ships for months will be covered in barnacles now and need dry docking or divers to remove them or their speed reduces dramatically along with soaring fuel costs to move the shippretty interesting
Stimulus?
>>62335743Inflation is not even real, just stop buying shit until they lower the prices boss.
Slurped some SOXL
1999 was summoned by all of the 1999 posting we did all weekend.. sorry bobo
>PANICANS BTFO>GAY BEARS BTFO>FAGGLER BTFO>SLURPERS VINDICATED & REWARDEDWhat a glorious day, thank you God Emperor Trump. 4 MORE YEARS4 MORE YEARS4 MORE YEARS
>intc jumped from 4% to 12% premarket
>>62335753Barnacles are pretty tasty but unfortunately the ones on ships can't be eaten due to toxins
>>62335773Almost 14 now, shiiiieeeet
>intl premarket (13.18%) because they will make chips for Apple and TeslaHow much do you want to bet this is a deal in word only and its not binding just like Google buying OpenAI's billion a year data center
Sup guys is it safe to slurp back into semis today? Kinda want to get into DRAM and MRVL, but not sure if it's black monday or not.
>>62335782put me down for 300k
>>62335753This is true, ships have scheduled maintenance periods and have to go to drydock every few years or at least get underwater inspections by divers. All those ships are going into maintenance periods not just because of the barnacles but because they need to pass port state and flag state inspections.
>>62335782niiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrI SOLD -10% FRIDAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62335789Sounds like some kind of tax and they should just no longer have to do any of that shit boss.
soxl do be healing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-UfcGwVs9Q
>he sold his stocks (memestocks excluded)I hope you guys didn't actually panic and sell
If you bought calls on Friday I bet you're feeling pretty smug right about now
>>62335787i bought back in so safe to say it’s going to be vantablack nigger monday on open
Need advanced money destroyer to flip into advanced millionaire maker, not right that only intcels get a mega jump
prediction: market pumps until lunch time, then a giga red candle
The water waste caused by AI is absolutely atrociousand for what?to create shitty videos of will smith eating spaghetti, telling people to eat rocks daily, being unable to tell which weekdays have a d in them or writing bug filled code?
>>62335808>The water waste caused by AI is absolutely atrociousThis has been deboonked
>>62335808>The water wasteThat shit literally falls from the sky like manna
>>62335808you jest, but normalfags actually think datacenters drink water like a living breathing person or something.
>>62335789>>62335776yeah this was an interesting video on itall those ships, all at once stuck in waters that are ideal for the growth - sometimes its not a matter of going slow, if they cover the props or intakesits one thing having scheduled maintenance, but theres no capacity to sort everyone out quickly all at once, just can't be done even if the threat of war vanisheshttps://x.com/MarhelmData/status/2061540111079137397
>>62335808The world is filled with millions of useless thirdies who are even more useless than that but you don't see me crying about it
>>62335613It’s all vibes now. Vibes are like a stormy ocean however.
safe to buy today?
>>62335830Only 3% of Indians having left India is a bit terrifying
>>62335833I'd wait a couple hours and see what happens
I exclusively buy calls. I have to wait for market open. Well, there goes my dip to booy. I don't even know why to log on
>>62335806its circus and games season anon>trump going to NBA finals in NYC tonight>FIFA world cup starting>tons of doomer headlines in newsvibe based investing says that we will be green for a while
Market will tank 10% on open screencap this
Cathie Woods is a great stock picker but she often buys high and sells low then it rips. (See IRDM). Here's another one.
>>62335829
>market tops right before the bang bang bang memeyikes
>>62335613Wait people actually take TA seriously?
>>62335852haunting
>>62335850She sold NVDA too early and missed out on nearly a billion dollars in profit
>>62335858Wouldn't it be funny if it crashes right back to flat on the opening gong boss?
>>62335862I remember her being really bad with timing bitcoin as well recently
>>62335859what do you trade on ? hype? news? biz advice?
Based TRUMP saving us from Net and Yahoo joo-devil masonic meddlings.Semiconductors and DRAM are the REAL ANTAGONIST from these saturnians demons.
>>62335859resistance levels are most certainly a thing and TA practicers usually don't understand all they are doing is playing patterns based off of some hedge funds massive support levels that cant break. problem is that when whoever you are farming off of moves that support line you just get heemed and then they ask why their magic failed them
>>62335866you'll never outperform cathie babe.
>>62335825I piss so hard that the stream reaches up to the exosphere and then solar winds carry everything away.
>>62335808The paid version of Claude makes shockingly good code these days. And I challenge you to find a better way of generating images and videos of my ex wife in a tiny bikini saying she was wrong and wants me back without paying hundreds to unscrupulous Patreon artists. I need that money for slurping, man.
>>62335862Exactly. She sold iridium below 20 and it ripped up to 50.>>62335866She was buying in the triple digits supposedly.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62335844we pumped too much though, market needs a correction
>>62335887based
>>62335887based>>62335894cute
Guys, crash the market a bit until market open. I wasn't able to reenter my partial-share purchases yet.
>>62335495Transnational ETFs work in mysterious ways
>>62335888it will happen when you finally switch from bear to bull. the exact millisecond you buy the top we drop 20% anon. please stay out.
>>62335061>>62335061>>62335061
>>62335887CHEERING ON DRAM TO MAKE IT!
>>62335829Yeah I know. I'm just glad I don't work tankers and that I've finished my contracts. Being stuck like that on a ship is really shit.
>>62335887BASED, LET'S GOOOO
>>62335849SpaceX IPO is Friday, trillions waiting to reenter the market once inflation cools. Multiple AI listings still to happen. Buy the dip.
>>62335887LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62335896>it will happen when you finally switch from bear to bulli hate to bring bad news to you but this is exactly what happened to mei'm bullish so it will crash
>>62335887Based
>bought the arm top today
DRAM POPPING THE FUCK OFF
>>62335852Horrifying…
>>62335875> resistance levels are most certainly a thing and TA practicers usually don't understand all they are doing is playing patterns based off of some hedge funds massive support levelsThat and it’s just purely psychological. Humans have a bias for nice clean numbers 100, 1000, etc>>62335868What I think will be long term valuable. So a combo of news and gems I come across on biz and xitter or my own research. I don’t “trade” in the traditional sense, the closest I come is selling weekly options and even then it’s based on probability not meme lines because I treat it like selling insuranceIf I resort to any trading astrology voodoo it’s that I have faith in Trump because I know God loves America, chose Trump as the man of the hour, and Good always triumphs in the end, so I buy American
>>62335842You know there's this secret thing under the options exchange called "stocks" and you can buy and sell them, too.
>>62336149Where is the fun in that?
