People really think the richest man in the world is going to dump on them on IPO day. Elon wants retail to win, that's why he's democratizing access to his ipo.
>>62335031>People really think richest man in the world has a shred of generosity in him
>>62335031>Elon wants retail to winLook at this mumbai shill!
>>62335040Tesla was one the biggest retail wins this century
For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and have his son troon out?
>>62335054His net worth when it comes to having real friends is a big fat goose egg
>>62335051Tesla wasn't humorously priced @ 5% US GDP.
>>62335064he just doesn't enjoy small talk
>>62335054he seeded enough to cut off the failures.
>>62335067>goalpost movedAh a zoomer I'm talking to
WELCOME TO THE GRAND COMMUNIST CIRCUS Step right up, comrades! In today’s performance, everybody owns everything… which somehow means nobody can find toilet paper. HONK HONK.First act: The government confiscates the bakery to “help the people.” Five minutes later the shelves looking like they got raided by raccoons. But don’t worry! A man in a giant red suit appears yelling, “Production has increased by 9000%!” while standing directly in front of an empty store. Audience applauds nervously. Second act: The Amazing Disappearing Freedom Trick! One second you say, “Hey maybe this system ain’t working,” and POOF — now you taking an unscheduled vacation to a mysterious work camp somewhere cold enough to freeze soup solid. Incredible! Absolute cinema. Third act: Equality for all! Everybody gets the same tiny apartment, the same sad bread loaf, and the same mandatory portrait of Supreme Mustache Leader smiling at you from every wall like a haunted mascot. Meanwhile the party elites eating steak backstage talking about “shared sacrifice.” HONK HONK HONK.And the economy? Brother, the economy riding a unicycle on fire juggling potatoes. Every problem gets solved with another five-year plan written by twelve dudes who never touched a shovel in their life.Communism really be like:“We fixed greed!”creates a bigger greedy governmentPeak clown technology.
>>62335031Oh god, the fact it's so geared towards retail gives away it's a scam, Durgesh.Let alone GPUs in space, it's the plot of bad pulp fiction.I ain't buying that.
>>62335099But what about the 5%? Why should I invest into this when there's robots and biotech inventing actual cures for the first time?
>>62335278My inner pessimist is becoming emotionally attached to bobina. >whelp.
>>62335051no it wasn't. any retail making money off tesla is purely incidental. meanwhile they have siphoned billions and billions of public funds directly into elon's pocket, in plain sight. it is the most obvious example of naked corruption you can find
>>62335310Crying bobina having to sell her bobussy to survive makes me happy
>>62335031What the fuck is with this fed disinformation campaign about elon's rugpullJust fuck off
>>62335051Not so much a win, as a wealth transfer from late buyers to early buyers, like crypto. There are both winners and losers.
>>62335031You don't get to be the riches man in the world unless you eat few poors on the way.
>>62335031>>62335585Rugging when only 4% is float on 1st day, genious.
>>62335054Celebs are very susceptible, especially autists. And you face backlash if you renounce it.
>>62337488You can rug with 0.000004% as float if you just set valuation high enough
>>62335031almost every IPO the past 2 years skyrocketed day1 (most dogshit) and the most hyped IPO in history wont because..?
>>62335054He had no chance of having functional offspring anyway, so he might as well just roll a lot of dice.
>>62337248It's sitting near all time highs how are there any losers?
