You and I will wageslave until death comes for us.
>>62335817Better than being a commie I guess
>>62335817no
I haven't worked in years, lower your tone when posting on my board.
>>62335817No way, they will pod us to death.
>>62335817Im retired on permantant autism bux and after all my expenses i got 1k to dca/swingtrade with. Life is not that bad :=)
>>62335817I haven't worked in decades and I'm financially set up for life.
>>62335990my friend is on schizophreniabux. he gets like $950 a month from the government and lives with his mom at 37 years of age.
>>62336004Im on the EU teat that allows one to live alone and travel the world :=)Just tell your friend to go out there and give some firm handshakes
>>62335817Probably.
>>62336039Not me, I'm gonna make it
>>62336417What is FIRE?
I've evolved past FIRE and plan to save up and invest enough not to retire but to have unironically 25 children minimum with my beautiful French queen. They will grow up big and based and save the world, art and usher in a utopia where they are at the top of the economic and power hierarchy and have statues of them still standing 5,000 years later like the Egyptian pyramids.But anyways, enjoy being loser wagies with nothing to your name lol
>>62336432What is FIRE?
>>62336004CoolRetired at 24.
>>62335817That's what my mother tolde me when I said I was tired of working.
Kekaroo
>>62338032Acronym for financially independent; retire earlyJust being a wagemax slave and investing for 40 years so you can retire as early as possible. There are also offshoot strategies like "work part time for the last 20 years of your career" which is coast fire, barista fire which is "just work a low stress job for the heck of it, not because you need the money" lean fire which is "able to retire because you are extremely frugal" etc.
>>62338208But the lifestyle will be lower class
i dont wanna be a wagie for life
labor makes free. profligates
>>62338214>I NEED ALL THESE THINGS
>>62338259Just grind for 30 years and invest. It’s what I did and I get to enjoy my 60s retired, finally
>>62338127In order to retire you would have needed to have a career in the first place.
>>62338742??>>62338619Yeah if you want a respectable life…how you gonna fire your way to a life where you can have at least 150k a year without working?
>>62338748You don't need that new car. You don't need a car from the dealership let alone multiple leases. You don't need a 2k mortgage. You don't need plane tickets when a road trip can save money. You don't need all those subscriptions. You don't need to hire landscapers. You don't need apple products. You don't need student loans. You don't need a smart fridge. You don't need fancy food for your dog. You don't need a 4k tv. You don't need to go skiing. You don't need a boat. You don't need to eat at restaurants. You don't need a gaming PC. You don't need to pay more than $30 for a haircut. Or anything really. You don't need to shop at Sam's club. You don't need to shop at Costco. You don't need to shop at Best Buy. You don't need to buy a bunch of fancy ingredients and larp as a chef. You don't need a granite counter top. You don't need to buy Claude tokens. You don't need to buy sports tickets. You don't need a cat. You don't need to pay more than $35 for a phone bill. You don't need to pay for new tires. You can get them used. You don't need to buy premium gas. You don't need to tell the insurance company how many people live with you. You don't need to buy any books, use project Gutenberg. You don't need all those tools in the garage. You don't use half of them anyways. You don't need a home with a garage. You don't need to be on the HOA. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your gf. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your wife. You don't need to buy condoms. You don't need to buy diapers. You don't need all sorts of sauces and condiments in the fridge. You don't need warranties ANY warrant, just take care of your things. You don't need to go to concerts. You don't need to have a blue checkmark. You don't need to eat food at events. You don't need a house with stairs. You don't need carpet on those stairs. You don't need a leather couch. You don't need to have the fastest wifi. You don't need to buy food. You don't need to buy beer. Or any drug.
>>62338894Sounds like hell
>>62335817you might
>>62338894New ‘asta just dropped
>>62338894Ok mr Durden
>>62338894Bro i really need skiing, one of the few last white bastions in this nigger world
No I wont actually. I will be homeless or go to prison before I work a job unironically. I would die before calling another man my boss.
>>62335817I don't know about you but several of my dads friends had retired and got so bored they went back to work and the ones that didn't developed health problems right away. I think it's in us to work and be productive, not meant to rot watching anime and goon to tranny porn
>>62341929UBI will happen either way, the pressure will be too much on those elites.
>>62342014In your dreams, lmao.Look to the Brazilian favelas or the Indian slums if you want a view of the future.
As a clueless scared peasant, I agree with you OP
>>62342080They will all go to hell. Without exception.
>>62338208FIRE always makes me lol. Deciding to not live paycheck to paycheck is not skme financially savvy new age thing.
>>62338894I need food, takeout once a week but you are right about everything else.
I want to be a wageslave but I am unemployed and not getting interviews :(
>>62338208I didn't know there's different types of FIRE. Guess I'm "lean FIRE".
OP here, I was just joking bros, we're all gonna make it
How? No one is hiring.
>>62343072What job are you going for?
>>62335990How much neetbux do you get and what country are you in?
>>62342080nice, but the cameras should be pointed down and looking at the permanent underclass
>>62338259thank you for your service
>>62343066>we're all gonna make ityou have been lied to. there is no making it
>>62346412if you make more than 50k a year living paycheck to paycheck is a choice. hell probably 35k
>>62335817
>>62335817This is one reason why you should not chase earthly riches and instead work for the Lord to achieve the kingdom of Heaven
>>62342080lower classes are eligible to drink water discarted by the data centers
my minimum retirement age for my pension is like 63, so yes
>>62335817Oh Death where is thy sting?
>>62346873you suck dick on a daily base, sounds like it from what you stutter here!
>>62346873Cope for the weak, beacons for the deluded
