The impact of AI edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62335061
GRRR chads where you at?I slurped a little more at open.
>>62336325Still in the red my basterds
>>62336320oh my swami
>>62336320>lakhDisgusting
> nows
>MARKET STOP PUMPING>MARKET STOP PUMPING>MARKET STOP PUMPING>MARKET STOP PUMPING
>>62336320Blessed OP image. I hope AI stops the Indian tide. Also down 80% on my shorted dated qqq puts, fuck the market
Iran literally striked Israel… what the fuck how aren’t we deep red?!?!?!
Unreal..My puts are actually going to expire worthless.Sick shit.Real satanic shit when you think bout it. This economy will never be the same.
could this be a dead cat bounce?
>>62336326Slurp more
SOXL
>MSFTkwab
>>62336320I need to go all in on Ai
>>62336339Can you believe I was complaining about not shlurping enough just a week ago? Theme of microsofthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpCBPV0xpQ8
How are my tech trannies prepping this week?For me it’s Hello Fresh.
>>62336320>nows
>>62336341Id stay away from air India. Another crash will surely come soon
When will then be now?
>>62336337Who let this middle aged Brazilian into the club?
bobo status?
>>62336334it just goes up man never doubt billionaires they are all too smart and handsome, whatever they say do itJensen, Elon and Trump want you to be rich, because you are an American the absolute peak of humanity, the line will go up because they love you. The rest of the world does not matter, the poor people around you do not matter as long as you buy 1 share of NVDA you can ascend from the sludge bottom feeders of the countryI am never betting against America or the line ever again, The Line is our God.
>>62336320wtf I love AI now
>>62336339I am currently down 20%. Had a chance to sell at only 10% last week, but I got greedy despite knowing that the odds of getting back to the $500s were slim.
>>62336334KEK BEAR BAGGOT
I don't care, I *AM* more solvent than the market can stay irrational. Keep suppressing oil, I don't care, all it ensures is I I'll watch the car crash at 9000mph into the wall.
>>62336334KWABthanks for playing wagie
>>62336343they eat high fiber so there is less shit everywhere when they are fucking prolapsed anus on poppers after doing meth? I thought they just douched their ass with water or enjoyed the poop like a normal sodomite. they fucking meal prep for anal sex?
>>62336334What did you think was going to happen you fucktarded gay retard? Line only goes up and nothings changed. Get fucked you retard.
>>62336365Your greed is going to get the best of you at some point.
>>62336343Holy degeneration Batman
>>62336328They can't stop using their retarded terms.
>>62336364Why is CPB doing so shit?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHWTF WTF WTFWHY IS IT GOING DOWNAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you think outperforms over the next few years?A) All in TQQQB) All in BTCC) All in tech stocks/etfs (NVDA, MU, DRAM, VGT etc)
>>62336364>CASYWhat happened there?
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/FwFsvx1KfgA?si=1rojN0oBTlolpBZ3
>>62336381VOLATIVITY COMPRESSION
Just watched Jimmy Dore and Tucker Carlson talk about stuff and things. Was pretty neat. Still investing even though both would say it's soul rotting or something.
>>62336320Based
>INTC
>>62336373>the greedy retard that wants the market to tank because he is a greedy retard has the audacity to call someone else greedyYou are fucking gay retard.
>>62336328>>62336375
GAUZhttps://christianbaghai.medium.com/how-a-chinese-car-company-bought-itself-a-continent-and-nobody-noticed-955d6b666a57
>>62336358Oil will be 60 before its 140
>>62336384If C is any good than it stands to reason and A is three times as good. Even though TQQQ theoretically loses in crab markets, come on, look at the five year chart. You want TQQQ if you want tech at all. Maybe individual picks can outperform, MU holders proved that, but leveraged tech ETFs make it brainlessly easy to invest in rising tech tides and get outsize returns. I don't really know anything about crypto but I strongly suspect it's gay. (Anal sex)
>>62336406
im completely sidelined atm, what should i ape? spaceX ipo?
>>62336341That's what S&P has basically become.
>>62336405
NEVER TAKE PROFITSJUST SLURP THE DIP AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT DIP
>>62336418Yes, become exit liquidity.
>>62336405This but unironically. 万 is a beautiful character with deep origins fully conveyed within its elegant 3 strokes. 一万 is more than a number, it's not just a representation of quantity, it's poetry in calligraphy.
>>62336345what are you gonna fly now that spirit is bankrupt though babe?
>>62336418GRRRRDDTMU
>>62336429Spirit is rebranding to Spook.
>>62336410so go with option C? Kind of leaning on that to keep it easy. Personally right now doing SP500 in my 401k, VGT in my Brokerage and my IRA (70k) with TQQQ. Might add in SpaceX if it's 50% below IPO to dca to as well.>>62336423what you slurping next?
>>62336404Being this mad in the morning cant be healthy for you anon. Deep breathes.
>>62336333israel is obligated to sacrifice some people considering the current situationit's written into their religion and dna to randomly sacrifice people for any given reason for the le greater good
>>62336436Slurped some AMD and MU on Friday and more AMD today.
>>62336425oh stop being so pessimistic, im sure itll be fine>>62336430i dont like GRRR because its a holding company. RDDT is kind of questionable IMO.i will say though, i do regret not buying the MU dip when it dipped to $660 a few weeks ago.
>>62336440How long do you plan to keep that up?
Ah shit, guys. Sorry, I just bought a bunch of SPY 744 calls and now we're going to just stay here the rest of the day.
>>62336410>>62336384reading shit like this is so spooky desu... the next real dump is going to be wild.
>>62336441IREN & SMCI, DAVE & PURR are likely to outperform indexes over the coming weeks and months also if you still want more ticker inspo
Micron bros, dare I say we're back
>>62336447Crab time
Hormussy status?
>>62336374>>62336362Absolutely disgusting
>>62336459Who gives a shit lol
>>62336459Violence is decreasing, talking increasing.
It's a nice green day but y'all need to pump harder to make up for that bullshit Friday.
>>62336362The high fiber poop also acts as a lubricant.
the longer you wait, the less money youll make when INTC hits 200 anons, just get in now before it hits 120
>>62336461to be fair even for normal folk a good amount of fibre is healthy
>>62336465In retrospective what triggered nigger friday?
>>62336438Bro you have no idea, I'm holding DRAM and I just got vindicated for some stupid office drama started by some dipshit who was terminated for barely doing his job but he is trying to drag a bunch of people into the dirt with him. The entitlement with this guy is unreal. I warned him but he took it as insult because I'm younger than him and apperantly don't know shit. Well he got terminated and crashed out.
>>62336465pump is overshort something
>>62336472Among other things, S&P saying they weren't going to admit SpaceX to the index early.
>>62336471they have a faggot pride banner with ...prepare... on the post. I know you are autistic anon but the company was clearly talking about fucking a shitty asshole
>>62336320kekgood
>>62336472Bond yield rose, Iran escalated, and the negative Broadcom earnings response all hitting together.
>>62336472Just some healthy profit taking according to the news.
I'm happy I managed to slurp INTC at $100 friday
>>62336477I would never do something as deranged and evil as shorting a stock.
>>62336472QQQ.setPrice(700)
>>62336472>>62336478>the people buying this tech shit don't even realize its a game of musical chairs and there aren't enough seats>simply being the weekend and not wanting to hold for 3 days is enough reason for a 5.5% QQQ dumpnot saying the big one is any time soon but you guys really don't even understand what is going on lmao..
>>62336480i know youre actually autistic and just projecting but i was just pointing out the health benefits of having a good amount of fibre in your diet can givejust dont shop at that particular storeit clearly isnt for heteros
America lost the war to Korea. America is a colony of Korea. Without Korea, they can't even make television. The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
I have a thesis of why NVDA and AMD will go to zeroWho wants to hear it?
>>62336486This. Praying for, and profiting from, someone's downfall is bad karma.
>>62336489>It's normal to have a sell-off on Friday that causes a 3% drop in the S&P lol, lmao.
>>62336486generally i agree but last week was pretty fucking fake and gay and avgo fucked my bag with their horseshittry a bear etf?
>>62336485how does it feel to make the most free 2x MINIMUM of your life my fren
DRAM is obviously a bubble, but how do I time the top so I can get out and avoid becoming a baggie?
>>62336496its unironically going to be the new normal to see 4-5% dumps until one of the dumps doesn't get slurped anymore.
>>62336486What about buying an inverse stock?
>>62336492
>>62336504You sell me your shares right this fucking instant
>>62336505its ok - the dump will always be slurped. after all, that's what always happened before.
Reminder to never bet against America
>>62336475I fucking hate work drama. I’d rather just agree with both sides then take my iconic 1 hour bathroom break.
Is anyone here still putting in money in this market?
>>62336325>>62336326>>62336336-23% on my calls for January
>>62336511I mean an actual correction of like 30%+. But yeah that will get slurped too. Basically I'm just saying to keep some cash around for the eventual. People that are 200% leverage right now are playing with fucking fire
>>62336418silver
You do anything cool for 6/7 boss?
>>62336513Pretend to disagree with both sides by forming a third opinion to get them both to ally against you and become friends.
>>62336513wfh enjoyers dont have this problem
WOLFbros... Not like this...
>>62336486you can use shorts as a hedge, in fact they are great hedgesyou do this>invest in your thesis>look at companies that are competitors to your thesis>short the weakest company that is a competitor to your longs>profit from your thesis and the downfall of your competitorsIt's simpleandone other bonusin general market downturns, your hedges help a lotI'm of the opinion that every portfolio should have a hedge. You should want to profit off the failure of shitty companies.yeah when there are secular bull markets and the whole market rises you may bleed a bit of money. that hedge is there to save your ass when the bottom falls out of the market.
>>62336491Nukes don’t exist and Bio weapons are not cost effective.Try again Chud, you’re dealing with a real schizophrenic here
>>62336472"they need money for spacex"half of that money is back in alreadywhat a joke
>>62336496>Upcoming vacation>Co-managers are retards>Pull out money from bloated assets>Put them in bonds>Indexes take a bit of a hit>Check upon retard opinions at /biz/>Poors are in full panic
>>62336520YGMIWill be $30 by July my smiggerUpgraded PT by Cantor Fitzgerald of $40
>>6233651925% cash ATM and wont be buying anything until after CPI Wednesday. I bought some on Friday and sold today. I'll buy the next giga red day but I'm not buying this shit right now
>>62336525It's still a month away doe
>>62336533I’m holding til I make it or I’m evicted
>>62336529thats how shorting is supposed to work but there are enough people out there that they can tank a stock and if it doesnt have enough interest it will stay tanked for a good amount of time to shake investors and paper hand niggers such as myself
>>62336472We just needed to cool off for the next rally.
>>62336536It was yesterday boss.
>>62336519>Investors have parked a record $8.3 trillion in United States money-market funds, capitalizing on yields well above 3%.You thinks it's high now?
>>62336537Based I hope it is the former Mr. N
>>62336532At least try to pretend to read the thread.
>>62336546It is I. I will die here my smiggy
>>62336513What I learned is this, there are certain personalities you have to work with that you just can't help. They are too dead set in their ways and it doesn't matter if they are dragging down the project your team is working on and you show them how and why. They will blame everyone but themselves, even the project manager calling them out.
How the FUCK do LINE be BUSSIN?!
>>62336539yeah, if you have an AI investment thesisshort duolingo or some shit lolduolingo isn't going anywhere short that shit. fucking worthless company
If i made a short paragraps with ppt screenshots as the post, and put it here tomorrow regarding "why should you invest in Indonesia" will you guys read?
GRRR is going to hit 30 this month, if you are smart you will take profits, it will hit 40 but we are going down for a brief stop at the bottom which is 6 before nonstop green for two monthsI saw this in a dream
>PL
>>62336552I hope your new mobile phone app or whatever does well ranjeesh. its okay they bully you at work just be strong man and never show tears.
>>62336558I get similar visions. Pic related
>>62336493When I go to Vegas, I love playing craps. I exclusively bet Dark Side. Cheering by myself (and the casino) when 99% of the table loses is hilarious. Seeing someone get wiped out for $2000 in real time when I win 50% of it is very fulfilling. Real life trolling as some would said.
>>62336557>>62336508
>>62336560It's not even the bullying I care about, it's being blamed for something that isn't my fault to begin with.
SPX will be 10k by End of 2027 and there's not a god damn thing bears can do about it
How is DAVE green every day but it’s always the same price
>>62336544>3%
>>62336564I take that as a yes and ill put some stuff tommorow
>>62336472God forbid people try to realize some profitsJeez
>>62336558$6 would be cataclysmic as their recent loan could be cashed in for shares that would double the float. $6 and it is joever.I believe we will bottom soon, $16 lowest. Then rocket to $30 over about 3 trading days, maybe a blowoff to $40 -$45 before settling around $22.50 - $25 and crabbing until news/earnings.It will be $60 EOYIt will be $100 EOY 27
You didnt think I'd forget, did you?Let it be a lesson.
I just saw an article and realized something. The article questions if there'll be a ratecut in december.Friday when the niggas panicked on the jobsreport and started speaking about RATEHIKES, they don't actually mean a HIKE, but a HOLD, but since they are gambling nibbas that expected the Fed to cut in december, it's effectively a hike in their expectations even though the Fed doesn't hike, but just holds. Wowzers.
I'm hodling some RIVN, hopefully good results from r2
>>62336570billions dunked outdidnt prevent me from scooping a great position which i sqandered today but still it could have been a one day thing instead of all week :/
LULU demons, we're green today
I almost have enough for my surgery~! :)
>>62336576What if the market just gives back all it's gains and we close red boss?
>>62336576BA$ED & RECEIPT PILLED
>>62336582
>>62336588Kek
>>62336588why do you have this saved faggot
>>62336585Then ill eay my hat
>>62336588Nice 88s boss
>>62336568That money is waiting entering the market as soon as interest rates decrease. The "bubble" is going to be huge.
stop crabbing you bloody bitch you don't get to recover 0.2% on a 4% dip and call it a day FUCK
>>62336588checkedaroo
>>62336582how much does a bottom surgery run ya these days? xD
>>62336578would love to sell my bags
Dat SPY compressionWe finna breakout y'allMhhmm das rite we breaking out of dis bitch
>>62336585right now that would be great because im already out and in a bear etfwould create a good entry so long as it isnt a repeat of last week
So is the bottom in?
>>62336582buy INTC and you will have enough for generational wealth
>>62336588>>62336609Thanks but I'm having a knot installed for my red dog dick
fuck generational wealthno way I'd leave spoiled brats with a dollar more than too cover my funeral costs
Dis is some bullshit
>>62336601>rates will be lowered soonyou do realize we are in a scenario where they need to raise rates right? the idea of lowering them "soon" is absolutely delusional
>>62336634boomer mentalityhow do you think dynastic families are built?
>>62336634With an attitude like that, your funeral will cost nothing. They'll just throw you in a ditch. Its no worse than you deserve.A smigger grows great when he plants tree's who's shade he will never sit in.
>>62336617No, sorry. I already said. I bought 744 calls so that's the top.
>>62336643>>62336645My parents never helped me with anything. I want my name to die with me.
>>62336638>they need to raise the ratesWith the black unemployment numbers the way they're looking? That'd be extremely racist.
>>62336638If Kevie does a love tap on the F. E. & D. fun rate, Trump is going to go ape shit and we'll see blood in the streets boss.
>>62336320wtf i love ai even more now
>>62336653You will get your wish.QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS(UP)
>msftngl halo remake looked good. gow e-day looks like more of the same shit.
DRAM SISTERS WE'RE LOSING MOMENTUM
>IHEhow the fuck is pharma still up by this much even after friday? i ain't complaining but damn never bet against druggies i guess
>>62336634>fuck you jane and jimmy jr>all my money will be divvied out to jews and minorities instead, perpetuating the bullshit and misery my spoiled, misguided parents put me through
you dip buy the dip on friday didn't you? you did listen? i did say you ought buy the dip on friday. i believe i posted this advice almost precisely on the daytime low you know. but no no no you didn't you went and sold and shorted for good measure because surely this time is the reckoning and surely this time the market will be behave as you believe it must for the sake of decorum right?
>>62336653break the cycle my smigga, get some INTC and donate wealth to your family and local public area
Can you even imagine what it will be like when the AI boom passes and we're back to 10% CAGR by the largest blue chips?
>>62336675I'm still down like 9% overall I'd appreciate being green again
DAMMIT DAVID PUMP THE PRICE TO $300 NOW!!!
>>62336679That's the thing, this boom will never pass.It will only accelerate, AI improving AI, robots building & improving robots. Man will become redundant.
So this is the bloodbath you all were talking about huh
>>62336680oh what a coincidence, I'm also down 9(.8)% since friday.I did boughted more DRAM so im expecting a nice recovery before everything shits the bed on friday
>>62336653And that reason is supposed to make me sympathize with you?you're just as bad as them except you also somehow have even more smugness. Very brown coded behaviour
>>62336675If a dip starts on Friday, you don't have to buy it on Friday. If we are going up from here, there's still time to get in on it.
>>6233667150 dollars for something they asked AI to just upscale and sharpenlooks good but that shit not worth more than 25, 50% discount on launch please
>>62336678>>62336674I have a low opinion of anyone that didn't earn, risk, lie, cheat or steal their wealth themselves. I have a higher opinion of swindlers than I have of someone that was born with their shit
>>62336686LLMs cant self improveThey can only be tweaked by humans
>>62336689anon are you... me?I was promised a golden bullrun where's my forever going up. I want line to go up! I NEED GO UP!
Goddamit I wokeup too late. I couldnt slurp the dip
>>62336698real boom will be when hype turns from LLMs to more advanced machine learning for specific things like designing chips, or curing disease.. maybe but ya an LLM can't do that.
SPY, you're passing through my trend lines, you're not allowed to do that! Deploy the V! THE V!!!!
>>62336714Gotta have some room to pump but not go up too fast
>>62336706The dip was Friday, how long did you sleep?
>>62336689my mutual fund dipped 12% on friday my overall portfolio is down 2.1% so far even with today's mediocre rally
>>62336320Wtf I love AI now
is it "normal" now that fucking stocks are jumping and falling 10/15/20% in a day?this market sucks now
how do i avoid paying taxes on this
>>62336724Never sell.
>>62336724The cool part is that you don't.
>>62336724what'd you get?
>>62336709first of all, yes it can, with enough compute and training they can do any cognitive task. second of all, they aren't constrained, you can simply bolt them on to other programs, give them more tools, and the things they "can't" do, you can design hardware and write algorithms to do for them.
>>62336719>mutual fundew
>>62336724wire it to my broker, ill sell it and pay taxes on it for you
>>62336728>sell it>lost most of it to taxes>dont sell it>lose most of it to inevitable market crashwho came up with this system
>>62336724take an equal loss somewhere else
>>62336738If you don't sell it through the crash, it will come back. Maybe not for 30 years, but it will.
>>62336724Do degen gambling with the taxable portion
These KORU option premiums are insane
>>62336738>Land of the free>Taxes capital gainsSounds pretty socialist to me.
>>62336724give your portfolio to a bank to get a low interest loan and spend that money instead
Im scared of checking my app after friday guys can you Just tell me if it's a green or red day
>>62336754Slightly green
>>62336754
>>62336758
Fucking niggers. I need spy at $755 by 4pm
>>62336671Halo fucken sucks has sucked since Halo 2. I know it’s a boomer shooter but still not having ADS in 2026 is atrocious. I also love Gears but it was never about the single player. The real fun is the multiplayer. It’s a sweatlords wet dream.
How the dead cat bounce coming today?
Anyone else hope onto the LFVN squeeze?
>>62336762>yes sir i bought some intc
>>62336767This rally is real boss.
>>62336732>what'd you get?i basically just dump most of my money into TQQQ. i don't know if it's smart but so far it's worked. i don't have any hobbies and I don't really buy anything ever. i pay my bills which are very low and buy TQQQ with what's left over.
>>62336774Filtered
>>62336767Show me the puts you brought
>>62336723Chest pains are preludes to the heart attack.
great, only down 16% since friday
>"One of the more popular equity trading strategies — buying stocks that are already going up — is producing its best returns in decades," per Bloomberg.
Damn now I'm just pissed i didn't put my 10k back in to soxl friday. That would have been the move. Idk what to do with it fuck why do i only buy when shit is pumping
>>62336780Hes an actual card carrying israeli pedophile so good idea
>>62336797I am an American, and I am not a pedophile.
Should i put another 10k in nbis or split it with mrvl? Or something new? Need recs
>>62336789buy high
>>62336724Congrats anon. I'm up 200% on sndk and 100% on mu but I should have put more in.
>>62336806mrvl when it too green today imo
Well it was nice while it lasted
>>62336789>>62336809buy the all time high with leverage goy -some dude named bergmanstein
>>62336724Well I could tell you, but then I'd have to get rangebanned.
It's over
IT'S DUMPING
>>62336320>OP imageAm I supposed to feel bad for them? Because I have no sympathy for H1B scammers.
So it was a dead cat bounce
>>62336779Damn I gotta wait till my new job before I can do that Injust hope the market doesn’t ducking die or stop going up before then.
>>62336797I've been saying filtered just as long as he's been using a fagcode also check these digits
Bottom is in
DEAL IS IN
why can't sk hynix behave like MU
On CNBC they said it’s retails fault for holding leveraged ETFs
I'm on my way home and cannot look at charts rn, at which price are the biggest nbis volumes today?
>>62336834Tiny Korean wangs can't compete with biggu American penisuu
>>62336829DO I BUY? DO I BUY? DO I BUY CALLS ON QQQ RN TELL ME NIGGAAAA
>>62336576Was that the Shiller PE faggot who posts the same images every thread on red days, or someone else?
vix has already collapsed to near untradeable crab levels
Msft what you doing, green is the other direction
>>62336815Yea only reason I'm thinking more nbis is because its the 1 thing not green. Maybe I should just wait for another red day to buy calls.
>>62336834iran unironically, but it jumps back like crazy when oil plummets
>>62336789This is a goy's market
>>62336840
>>62336724
>>62336724live in my country where i pay 1% unrealised gains tax a year, imagine paying 30% lol
>>62336840buy NLR and know that your money is 100% safe as the entire world is pivoting towards nuclear power rn
>>62336724>1 pbtidthis nigga just wanted to get off by showing off
>>62336724move to a country without capital gain taxes, I'm like 400k up and I'll only pay wealth tax for that next year
>>62336851>i pay 1% unrealised gains tax a year>unrealised gains taxI shuddered just thinking about this.
INFQbros why are we getting left behind…
>>62336724move it to a dividend king stock and make money off the dividends instead
>>62336855Bro coomed and closed the tab
Just bought some shit bros, brace for the dumpening
>>62336860average s&p gain a year is like 8%, 1% is literally nothing desu
>>62336851>unrealised gains taxwhat the fuck?
>>62336724take a loan using your port as a collateral and use it to buy shit, instead of paying taxes you will only have to pay back the loan plus interests, the fun part is figuring out how to pay back the loan without ever selling
WE ARE DUMPINNNGGGGG NIGGGEEERRRRRSSSSS
Announce AI sale agent deal (the do second hand electronics). Stock up 900+% in a day. Not a bubble.
Tweet something already
I have $80k in cash. I need $400k to retire. What's the quickest and safest way I can 5x my money?
>>62336845I'll probably do the same then
I want to punch the screen every time I see this guy's reaction to the stock market going up/down in boomer news articles
>>62336855im on mobile, this post was me too >>62336779and not really, i genuinely worry about what I'm supposed to do. i wish you only paid taxes on money you withdraw from your brokerage account, that way i could sell and buy stocks freely without worrying about taxes.
>>62336876green by close my apu
uh what is happening
>>62336879What's your timeline?
>>62336868yeah and inflation is 3% min
>>62336879INTC is a 2x guarantee, so start here
SLURPERSSTARTYOURSLURPING
>>62336886WE ARE SO BACK
>>62336876Where are we dumping them?
QQQ painting a big ol bear flag, ah fuck
>>62336898We're letting Mr Ollie take care of the urban troublemakers
>>623368885 years
This is just a day long dead cat bounce.You have been warned.
>>62336890just an example for the most lazy, no one here is actually sitting on s&p 500, im up 100% ytd and will pay practically nothing
>>62336908holy shit a talking frog
>>62336896I bought SOXL premarket last Friday, I have almost no cash left to buy
Vix sisters how we feeling?
>>62336881
quantums back up 10% while infq is measly 3%, wtf happened to this thing
>>62336724haha
>>62336877>Hong KongAre you just now realizing asian markets are a casino with massive leverage everywhere?Not a bubble btw
>>62336935I wonder what he's saying"AHHHHHHHHH BUY BUY BUY!!!"""AHHHH SELLLL SELLLLLLLL!!!!!"*sticks tongue out*
>>62336555LINE can stay BUSSIN longer than you can stay AURA fr
No, Spy, you faggot, you're supposed to make a run for the top of the trend line, not spend the rest of the day riding the bottom of it!
the things llm critics don't get is that the entire thing is proof of platonism. words have real meaning, they contain information, gradient descent is analogous to plato's search for the forms. to deny that an llm could do anything is a denial of reality itself, it's a kind of nihilism that suggests that there are concepts that are unreal or ungraspable, or that reality itself is malleable and meaning is just an interpretation. any thought that that can be thunk can be thought by an llm.
>>62336915>>62336915>>62336915
>>62336472>>62336482Also profit taking, scared paper hands and the percentage chance of rate increases which has apparently now been tampered down a lot.
>>62336844Sir, MSFT spent all its money building new "green" villages for its remote workers, who are now its only workers.
>>62336962It's just squatting to build up super saying energy. Call that technical anal a sis.
>>62336532>casual $2tn vacation
>>62336983...wat? Where can I read about this?
>>62336621why would it go up?
>i'm genuinely considering paying for Claude>just for silly programming projectsbros?? maybe it's not a bubble...
>>62337224So the thing is. You would be right IF their subscription model was able to actually pay for everything involved. Now I'm not entirely too versed in how the models are being financialized, more at a corporate level. But just by reading what random devs and stuff post on reddit about it. It seems like the larger companies are outright subsidizing everything else. And their costs went up big time at the start of the month.But I did like Claude. I'm not paying for it now. I used it for about two months for work purposes. And some little hacky fun things. And I'd say it is good. But you also kind of have to use it a certain way. You can't let yourself fall into a trap where you're just blind letting it do everything. You shouls be actively going a long with it, and trying to learn maybe even why it is giving you what it does back to you. Me personally. I'd say at the end of the day these tools are like more sophisticated google search (which has been destroyed by retarded AI).
>OpenAI has confidentially filled for an IPOGet ready for the biggest bullrun of the year
>>62336983those are the new cubicles for poos
