Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted, one momentWould you capture it, or just let it slip?
>>62336867>You're on a FaceTime call with Elon Musk*unzips dick*
"I already have your next scam in the pipeline and all you have to do is attach your name and take the credit."
>>62336900>Elon: Wow. That's the smallest penis I've ever seen in my life. I'm impressed.>Elon grins. Your heart's racing. You just earned your second chance.
>>62336867What gooner shit is this?
>>62336925This is what happens when you think linkedin personalities are human and enthusiastically start living as a soulless corpo culture parrot. This is what waging does to a nigga.
>>62336867>You're on a FaceTime call with Elon MuskSAAR WHAT ABOUT THE H1-BS WHY DID YOU CANCEL THEM SAARWE WERE FUCKING LOYAL TO YOU BITCH-NOUGATWHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK
>>62336867correct answer: Elon, you have the golden...dagger, right? That dagger? We're both initiated, no need to fake surprise. Here, I will put you out of your misery. I'll be your angel of death and salvation. Well done, my brother!(Elon cries in joy and ecstasy as he screams "THANK YOU!" three times. You just earned your wings in heaven)
