>be me >33 year old italian american new jersey>low iq >working class family, live in basement>cost of living is bleeding us >only work experience 12 years delivering pizza >quit last year bc health issues >doing online degree in IT >doing dogshit work for dataannotation.tech, make barely 200/mo >have $500 left in checking >$300 in savings >1 share of KSTR>1 share of honda >0.2 shares of AMD bought last month what would you do if you were me, investment wise surely there is something i can do with my 300 to make a couple bucks do i buy the chainlink dip do i dump more money into amd i dont even wanna be rich i just wanna get my mom a new car (she drives a 99 corolla) and help pay bills until i finish degree and fix health to get a real jobalso im 20k in debt dont consider this a blog post, consider it a thought experimentwat do anons
>>62339812>chainlinkKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>62339812Buy an adSage
>>62339812LARP as a woman on social media by changing your face and voice with AI, and bait simps into sending money to you (conceal your real name of course)Use Chinese AI models like Qwen because they’re free unlike the American modelsInvesting is for the "big boys" with at least 5 figures to invest
>>62339831Your grift could be a "based alt-right tradwife", by mixing political hot takes (naturally viral, easy to make, low IQ audience) with sexy b8 picturesYou could even pivot towards creating a legit business if your audience becomes large enough
>>62339812Pivot into warehouse while youre doing the IT degree, get a forklift cert on the side or even better a CDL cert. Gets you around 40 to 50k a year driving forklifts.Keep DCA what can you afford to lose into chainlinkGood luck
>>62339843This. Rightwing slop gets hoovered into the algo on almost every platform
>>62339812I would invest my time and money into something any monkey can do and get a class A CDL and drive a truck. Then I would pay off that $20k in debt. Then I would follow the exact same basic boomer investing advice everyone says to follow because it's tailor made for retards. Then I would spend the rest of my money on hobbies and enjoy life.
living the american dream i see
>>62339812kill myself
>>62339812Get into construction or learn a trade. You could go get a job in construction and probably start making at least $30 an hour off the rip. It's not beneath you. And you should love, adore, and worship God (Trinity). Good luck.
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