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grilling edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://HindiPoopMusic.com
https://brokerchooser.com
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous
>>62341057
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I'm convinced money in the market is reallocating to cash to ape the spaceX IPO.
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It's joever for me
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It’s only money
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ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
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Gold and silver dumping alongside oil is the biggest joke of them all.
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nothing like chicken tendies friday
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>>62341483
It's not over until i say so
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FUCK i could have slurped $MU at 866
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>>62341483
I was just looking at this pic yesterday
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I just lost my life savings. I'm canceling all of my bofa cards too, those retards caused this crash.
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Is VTI and VT really adding Spacex right away? Are shit and piss 500 funds the only ones not exposed?
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>>62341499

This is why I kept 30% cash. It was always coming. The paper trades like a leveraged stock remember.
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>>62341505
you'll love it at 680
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Grillin' n' drillin'
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BUBBLE
U
B
B
L
E
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I & I BE SLURPING IN BABYLON MON
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Fuck you.
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>>62341475
Oil PRODUCERS. Compare oil futures and sea producers. Something has been happening.
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I wouldn’t be hugely confident of a rocket back up after this. A lot of leverage is getting felted by this. No ammo left.
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>>62341512
ngl im still seething i didnt grab it at that price two weeks ago...

...just hope i'll have the sense to sell it in time...
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I KEEP BUYING DRAM BUT SHIT KEEPS GOING LOWER
AAAHHHHHH
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Wonder if OpenAI/Anthropic will be bigger shitshows than this
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>>62341505
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Fuck this shit is boring as fuck, I'm going to Riichi City boss.
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>>62341530
Time to kick some serious butt
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>>62341526
liquidity pull. it's fine. there's so many more opportunities to look forward to.
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will tomorrow's CPI even effect anything
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I'm just not going to open my brokerage today,

you can't make me
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>>62341538

You said you just made 100k Walter Mitty.
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>>62341499
metals are a later in the year type of play. if markets crash then metals sell off for liquidity, if oil spikes then metals crash as the dollar strengthens. once the $150+ oil shock has passed through the system and the government inevitable bails out the markets, they're gonna run the money printers like never before and the hyperinflation will rocket metals to ATH.
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>>62341535
i feel like they ipo'd too late. the DC owners/operators may just get the most leverage out of everyone.
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Wtf it's still dumping! Reeeee I shouldn't have gotten greedy and exited at slightly below breakeven at open!!!!
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We got a bunch of strong TACOs, a Monday pamp and we still rugged. This is feeling bearish sisters.
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>>62341545
>believing the faggler
kek
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fucking kill me i bought the MRVL top
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Oracle reports tomorrow lol. Whole AI bubble narrative hinges on that one stock
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>>62341537
now it is my burden, to carry your bags...
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yea i got assfucked on soxl didn’t i
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>>62341555
Never buy a green line
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>>62341545
Yeah, I don't feel nothing anymore. The years of alcoholism, drugs, degenerate behavior in general have taken their toll on my neurotransmitters and shit. The only way I can get my dopamine fix is to get in tenpai and slam that riichi stick on the table while spaming my waifu's emotes boss.
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>>62341553
Nah funds are just pooling money for another megapump later this week. It won't even go lower than this.
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
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>>62341562
that is bad advice 99% of the time
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>>62341558
It's ogre
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>>62341483
rip poem anon
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WOLFbros...is so fucking tiresome, this is a disaster
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>>62341538
hey i play that too boss
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VIX is pulling back
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>>62341535
I think they all took too long. Even back in January I was already sus the markets had run up too much. Too IPO now feels way to hard for me to consider buying since I'm sure they, just like SpaceX, are overpricing themselves by several ?x amounts, where ? is replaced by a number for example SpaceX is pricing themselves 10x more than they should cost.

So yeah it feels way too high risk of a gamble. I'd rather gamble it on 0dte SPY options. Especially when these stocks seem to be trying to price themselves as if though their value went up just because the stock market went up.
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MU BROS WTFWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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I'm actually impressed wow
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Iran downs helicopter. Vix nukes.
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literal mememarket
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if i sell soxl now it’s literally going to stop crashing isn’t it?
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WAR IS BACK ON OH FUCK OH GOD WHY

>TRUMP - LAST NIGHT IRAN DOWNED A US HELICOPTER. WE MUST RESPOND.
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Uh... the dip keeps dipping
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THE JEWS DID THIS
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I could heem every single tech tranny in this thread
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>>62341571
I didn't say don't buy things that are going up, I just said never buy a green line. You wait for a red line on that thing that is going up
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>>62341584
Here's your daily reminder that the US government will genuinely never let a stock market crash happen as long as they have the resources to stop it. You do not live in a free market society.
Buy into the winning side.
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I was thinking of buying the dip for the first time ever on Friday despite knowing everything is overvalued and AI is nothing but fancy autocomplete. I was tired of missing out on the easy money. Glad I didn't in the end.
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>>62341593
>The greatest airforce in the world
Lol. Lmao.
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>>62341593
Boots on the ground is bullish
Dying for Israel is Bullish
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THERE ARE NO BUYERS HERE! THERE ARE NO BUYERS HERE.
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I just bought SOXS, thank me now that the market will recover.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING PEACE TALKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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gud
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TRUMP: US MUST RESPOND TO ATTACK ON HELICOPTER ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ
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I literally thought 1k in VIX calls right at market open when I wanted to buy QQQ 2DTE puts for CPI/ORCL but they were so fucking expensive

Not sure how I feel. The VIX calls are already ITM with 3 weeks of free premium but man I colulda 10x
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I'm seriously considering buying the oil dip, Trump's about to bomb iran
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>PEACE TALKS
lmmmmaaaaaaooooo
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>>62341546
Wow some good advice, good time for cheapies considering euros this winter
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Discounts are back!
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Lmao mumu
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war = bullish
ceasefire = bearish
btw
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What's going on with Xbox? Will she give all the Aryan gamers bj's?
https://youtu.be/Fsjm9-kYdPs?si=huOnrn-a1r8dP4--
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>>62341613
I assume it was shot down by a MANPADS. Those only have a few kilometers of range. What was a US helicopter doing that close to Iran?
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im literally addicted to bottoms, i can't get enough of them
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>>62341611
>Major indexes opened higher, but have since given up gains and turned sharply lower, with tech-heavy Nasdaq composite now down about 3%. Tech also weighed on the S&P 500, which is now trading about 1.8% lower. The Dow industrials are holding up a bit better, down 0.8%.

>SpaceX expects to list its stock later this week, and the prospect of another trillion-dollar-plus company hitting the market may be causing investors to reposition at the expense of other major tech names, analysts have noted.

>At the forefront of the decline: chip stocks. The same companies that have stoked stocks' recent gains are posting big losses, highlighting concerns that only a small group of stocks have powered recent records.

>The PHLX Semiconductor Index is off 7%. Marvell Technology has dropped 14%, Micron is down 8%, and Apple, Broadcom, Intel and AMD are all off 3% or more.

stocks were going to be shaky to begin with
all he had to do was keep his fucking mouth shut and let military do its thing
instead, he runs his fat TACO mouth and compounds the problem
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A moment of silence for all the accounts getting blown up today and all the new baggies being made
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FIVE FOOT THREE AND AN ATTITUDE
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You younger guys should enlist now. You don't want to live with the regret of missing out on the Big Show.
>>
>>62341634
Patrolling the strait
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>>62341592
lel
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>>62341638
hes giving us an entry, god bless the old man he truly wants every american to be rich
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>>62341636
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SOXL was at 230 at open.

lol
lmao even
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I thought Iran was "decapitated"
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FUCK FUCK FUCK IT REALLY WAS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE YESTERDAY
SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL
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>>62341643
A few kilometers from the coast of Iranian territory?
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>>62341506
CRASHING THIS TRAIN
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politics is theater and the market is completely rigged
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>the dotcom bubble bursteded when the fed raised interest rates
tick tock bullcucks
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>>62341658
trillions must die
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AXIOS???? TRUMP???? HELLPPPPP
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NVDA dropping to $169 so I can go another round.
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>>62341638
look at this shit, not even IPO'd yet but gayseX is already 5% of a two-digit billion fund, and many other funds like it
you bet your ass people are taking profits right now in preparation for the IPO
and the orange TACO chicken goes and makes things even worse
i have elon fatigue
i have taco fatigue
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V is in. Green EOD.
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SPY below 600 this year. What will you buy during the generational bottom?
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Thinking of putting some cash in SK Telecom. About 30% of their market cap is in Anthropic. It's a way to get indirect Anthropic exposure while it's not public. I'll sell just before the IPO goes live.
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OK be serious guys. Its actually time to sell?
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why didnt you listen? why didnt you buy AMC?
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>>62341641
this post mindraped me
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What the FUCK did Zion Don do today
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>LUNR
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Only elon can save us now...
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lol, lmao
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are we going straight back to march levels?
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>>62341677
i shall be buying the sassy saas stocks (they go sub $1 and get delisted)
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Well... after today I definitely won't be a $1m person anymore
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nasdaq will hit 33000 next month
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BLOOD
RED
SUMMER
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FUCKING NIGGERS BLACKHAWK NIGGER DOWN.NOT EVEN TRUMP IS ON OUR SIDE NOW
>I REPEAT
BLACKHAWK NIGGER DOWN
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>soxl
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If it's a Boeing I'm not going
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I'm not even angry that I was up and now I'm down bigly.

I'm just upset that Faggler made money, god I hate him so much :_:
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>>62341661
Maybe in the US and perhaps to a lesser extent Europe/UK, but the rest of the world doesn't trust the goverment.
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So, what do I buy now?
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>war resumes
>bottom immediately locked in
I have no idea what's going on anymore
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>>62341688
>>
>>62341688
kinda hard to time though
we climbed by such a retarded amount since march that we can still fall by a lot more
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Don't give up, boys, tomorrow can be better than today.
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>>62341705
you hold cash, and redeem saar.
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Based Iran saving my OIL portfolio
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i roundtripped 5k->90k and back with crypto. is it now time for me to dump it into photonic computing stocks or is it over?
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NIGGER TUESDAY
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>>62341705
SOXS probably.
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Advanced money destroyer... why...
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At 722 spy is officially in pull back territory
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While you say we need to cool, I'm saying this is a sucker's rally. We are not the same.
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>my confidence is waning
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>>62341706
>Bottom falls through

You fucker Bateman, you've jinxed us
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>>62341694

anon the last time SOXL was popular on 4chan it crashed all the way from $75 to $7 and at $7 the consensus of the retards here was that it was going to be delisted and was toxic waste

we wont fall that far this time but do understand a 60% dump on SOXL over the next quarter is 100% possible lmao
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>>62341705
A gun is a pretty good idea.
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>SPACESEX IPOS ON FRIDAY
>WAR AND ZOGBOTS DROPPING WITH PARACHUTE ON TEHERA
INSTA -50% DROP LMFAO biggest PILE OF BAGSHIT SPCEX
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What was the point of pivoting to China when they can’t even absorb Chinese production?
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>>62341657
>deseperate mumu's again
Fuck, you guys really make me question buying in just like last week. You're so damn desperate that I believe most of the mumu's in /smg/ are are all in or at least majority in and at high prices too. Fucking lol I will laugh if SOXL crashes down to last years low of ~$10
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I am much poorer today than I intended to be.
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Remember, you can't sell your SpaceX IPO shares for a minimum of two weeks or you'll get an IPO ban. Don't panic sell them now.
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>>62341717
listen up niggers.
im allowed to say nigger because one of my best friends is bl-ACK
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>>62341745
At least you are richer than you will be tomorrow champ :3
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>>62341595
accurate
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i dipped out of my MU slurp, thinking it might go way lower
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Sorry everyone, I was just moving my dick account out of semis and into Walmart. Hope I didn't cause too much trouble haha.
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>>62341705
Nintendo
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>>62341754
Bottom signal
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>>62341611
Trump won't do shit. He's a fucking loser and Iran proved it to the entire world.
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THE V IS IN I REPEAT
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>>62341483
Koreans were laughing at Warren Buffett because he didn't get a loan to buy SOXL. SOXL -21.5%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL_APKnLtJo
V deployed
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>>62341749
It can't possibly go lower than this. The earnings, they're big. And the deal will be beautiful.
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>>62341754
What are you thinking for entry?
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>>62341759
holy shit no joke it literally just went up $10 after i posted that
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>>62341611
>No deaths
LET IT GO DONNY
MAKE A DEAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just another -3% left to go in this grinddown. You didn't slurp early did you anon?
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This is it it's over dot com bubble is repeating
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>>62341730
Never doubt bateman, nigger.
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Kinda glad I have $50k of T-bills locked up until August.
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I bought NTDOY. good entry here
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apparently RH released agentic trading. explains the crash. every hoodie was using the same models to make the same trades.
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>remove PDT rule sunday night
>weak pump on monday to entice the poors
>tank everything tuesday, poors get heemed
>back to work wagie
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>>62341715
>Based Iran saving my OIL portfolio
qrd? i profited bigly off that move but was almost margin called in the process. just dumped my contracts off on some terrorists just in time for the lads at the pentagon to short this shit back down. Thanks fellas i owe ya own
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>>62341763
What is it with east asians and market frenzies? They go absolutely batshit insane and crash their economies. Just look at the absolute state of BOJ. Probably because they're insects, not people.
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>>62341762
Based, keep giving the Jews the beatings they deserve
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I regret to inform you that the $160 support line has failed. Should you continue your Hold & Hope special operation, consider how a bleeding anus will hinder your next bottom session.
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Absolutely shitting it at ORCL's earnings, feels like that time everyone was shitting the bed and it all hinged on Nvidia doing well
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>>62341775
>vidya gayms
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>>62341770
That's a sweet note, thanks for sharing anon :)
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>MU will close out over 900 again
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>>62341762

Iran gets down like THAT???

Yo I’m thinking unfathomably based
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I SHOUDLB'NT HAVE BOUGHTED
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>>62341770
I bought a little, nothing tech related, to ensure that the markey crashes with no survival. I bought gold and silver too and refuse to sell my crypto such that no safe havens will exist.
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>>62341783
>support line
>on some ETF no one is trading
are you retarded
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DEPLOY THE V
I REPEAT
DEPLY THE VVVVV
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i boughted the dip sorry guess we have to go down more
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DEPLOY THE V LET'S FUCKING GO
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>>62341796
don't worry babe you'll be back up soon
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>>62341732
Mighty conenient that Iran downed an US heli on the other side of the strait on the same day that the US stopped Israel from restarting the war, even though they were unable to down blackhawks and C130 flying in the middle of Iran.
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>>62341798
sorry bro its already reversed, unfortunately youre going to make money :(
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>he listened to Michael Oliver
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SOXLBROS WE BACK?
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>>62341785

breh I gamble on anything. fucking dogfood, goyslop, commodities, finance. everything looks better than SOXL dogpile exit liquidity rugging
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Aren't you guys being a little hysterical? I mean its just money
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>>62341785
Don't come crying to me when they announce the Switch 2 mainline Zelda entry in Q4 and the stock goes to $30
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For me, I'd like the Trump Crash for Israel's Benefit to keep going until chip stocks are penny stocks. I want the slurp of a lifetime.
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>buy more SOXL after buying multiple lots on Friday
>get raped
based
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we are saved
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>he fell for the deadcat bounce yesterday
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>>62341784
ape into orcl before tomorrow?
>>62341809
money is the only thing in life warranting hysteria
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>>62341809
i know rite?
its made up
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>V deployed
thank you money printer
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BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN
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*inhales*
REEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRSE
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GUYS, I just bought more shares. I'm sorry. The devil found me.
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Don’t look at the VIX
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>>62341809
Like a retard I bought the top so I like to think I'm being reasonable for freaking out so much
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ooohhhhh here comes the slingshot
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>>62341794
>on some ETF no one is trading
It has almost as much volume as your mom. Don't be pissy at me, ditch your bags or suffer in silence.
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ORCL bagholder here. Is it gonna take a shit tomorrow after earnings?
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My investments are with good companies, they will come back.
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How can the skin of rat or mouse hold
Anything more than a harmless flea?
The burning plague has taken my household.
Why have my Gods afflicted me?
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oops, wrong webm
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>>62341829
i hope not, i want to ape it from here
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>Barak Ravid
>@BarakRavid
>A U.S. official told me the investigation determined that an Iranian drone hit the U.S. helicopter and got it to crash. The U.S. official said the investigation still hasn't determined if it was intentional or not

THE TACO FOR THE TUESDAY, IT PROBABLY WAS UNINTENTIONAL, NO HARD FEELINGS
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>>62341775
If you want to invest in vidya, TTWO is the real play. Gotta wait a while though, probably a day or two still.
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>MU
Shitcoin-esque swings
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>/smg/

it's just another dip opportunity you virgins
be grateful for red days
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>>62341831
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>>62341831
Is this an Asmongold reference?
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>>62341804
Iran is four times the size of Germany, while having a population of the same size as Germany. Whether an aircraft runs into an AA team or not is a matter of statistics.

Some of the Blackhawks did supposedly get filled with bullet holes, but nothing critical got hit so they made it back home. An A-10 was shot down.
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3 hours to revert this disaster please this is half of my savings and I'm unemployed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62341830
No they're not
They're in speculative tech shit with >50 PE ratios
And you know it
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Insider here

There was no downed helicopter

He's going to say he's decided not to strike as a show of goodwill towards a permanent peace agreement

It was all a ruse to poomp markets.
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fake V
fade
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>>62341829
>if earnings are good somehow, yes it will shit
>if earnings are bad, yes it will shit
hope this helps
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>>62341833
they have tons of debt but keeps saying they have over $500B in future revenue obligated from their customers, idk how the fuck you value that
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>>62341764
If it burns to the ground but this is the soundtrack, I'm good with that.
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AAAAA WHY IS EVERYTHING DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM POOR NOW HELP AAAA
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>>62341804
You implying that Israel did it?
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DEPLOY V GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62341843
O shit nigga u got this
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it's over
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shorted
full ported
market = retorded
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>>62341853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62341851
i value it very simply, trump wouldn't let his best bud larry down right?
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yeah keep buying the dip stupid
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>>62341809
Yeah, it’s a bit ridiculous. I’m just going to sell more porn to furries to make up the difference in losses and reinvest it during this low.
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David axios smoothing things out
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When’s the last time you bros fapped to some good tranny vids? Seems my favorite stars don’t make movies anymore.

NVDA stock holder btw
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>>62341866
youre holding it upside down
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>>62341483
DOG DICK AFTERNOON
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>>62341869
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is this it?
is the fakeness and gayness finally over?
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QQQ CALLS RIGHT FUCKING NOW PUMP THIS SHIT YO
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>>62341677
UPRO
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The bottom is in
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>>62341809
Money is the only way to avoid being a wageslave for the next 40 years
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>>62341835
>Iran couldn't down an helicopter over their own territory
>but downed one on the other side of the strait
>and didn't take credit even though they take credit over everything, even things that didn't happen
>this happened after the US stopped Israel from restarting the war

This is the fakiest fake tonkien flag I've ever seen
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>>62341866
My strategy is to take some profit and then slowly reinvest over time as the market continues to backslide.
I don't really full portfolio exits anymore.
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>>62341869
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just read an article that the reason this is happening is due to a big selloff because everyone wants a piece of the SpaceX IPO on Friday

is that correct?
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The big one is still to come. The bleed will continue, insallah.
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>>62341864
When it comes to anyone vs Netanyahu, which way do YOU think Trump will go?
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>>62341888
I'm reading that its a sell off because no one wants exposure to SpaceX
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BRING ME


THE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62341567
This shitpost hits too real.
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ELF dip arrived right on time. Slipped on the first one sadly so I'll be ending the day at around net 0.
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>>62341888
Probably at least partly correct. There was also the positive jobs statistics last week and CPI this week, which the market either knows or expects will be high. The fed may raise rates which is bad because a lot of companies have taken on debt to fund the data centre buildout.
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>>62341836

like 190-195 I'll buy TTWO. its on my watchlist. they had insiders sell shares this week so probably not a good time to buy fren
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>>62341892
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Going to say this quietly - iᵗ'ˢ nᵒᵗ ᵃˢ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵃˢ ᶠʳiᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ
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>>62341483
Come on now Js
We just publicly agreed to get back in the fight.
We're not gunna leave you hanging.

Now do your part and make it go up.
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V shape recovery?!??!?
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reply to this post if you sold yesterday
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>>62341775
Why not capcom?
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>>62341888
Been a fair bit of news on it and it seems every broker is going all out shilling it, can't recall this happening to other IPO's but I wasn't investing back when something huge like META came out
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>>62341677
>below 600
How would this be possible after all this pumping?
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>>62341915
yezzir
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>>62341915
i boughted yesterday, at least i didnt put too much into it
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>>62341915
i sold in may my son
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>>62341915
I sold yesterday
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>>62341915
I trimmed some more DRAM yesterday
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>>62341915
i never sell at a loss
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is it over
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>>62341908
She looks kinda like Jesus, was that intentional in their naming?
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0 and we are going into a recession this month
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My glorious little SNDK might actually go back into the green
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>>62341910
I always pull out
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sisters our V is deploying....
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>>62341901
>Straight
ESLs shouldn't make memes. They should be making me burgers at below minimum wage
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>>62341926
no, lol
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>>62341740
>Oh no, cheap goods. Better tarrif them for our Israeli masters.
You miggatards are the worst.
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>>62341910
someone add yellow subtitles to this with "No."
below the brace for a pullback?
He should never be associated with the market moving anywhere but up.
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>>62341932
i should have full ported sneedisk, fuck all these nigger stocks
sneedisk has always been kind to me
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>>62341934
We have to 3x V to make up for losses since last week
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I was sad about my stocks being down so I went and jerked off. Now everything is going back up. You're welcome.
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I have $6k sitting in a etoro account I completely forgot about. What should I dump it in?
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>>62341915
didn't we all agree to buy more ??
why do you play me like this, smiggers
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>>62341927
It was a different time.
And it was their last name so no.
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>>62341940
okay now remove niggers from the american statistic
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Does jerking off improve gains?
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GUYS I'M GOING TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT I WILL REPORT BACK LATER ON SIZE, SMELL AND TEXTURE
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thank u 4 V
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mid terms always dump i thought you retards were so heckin smart with patterns lol
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the clowniest thing possible would be to rally it all the way back green just to let the goyim understand that money isn't even real and nothing matters in the casino
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>>62341956
>>62341956
>>62341956
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>>62341953
Depends on who you jerk off and what price was agreed upon before the act.
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>>62341954
Just took a shit. It was fucking painful again. I think it's cause my diet took a nosedive on fiber the last 2 or 3 days. Yesterdays poop required pushing with random pain, I think the spinchter, due to the density and dryness of the poop. Happened again today. I think I've been drinking slightly less water too.

What does this mean for the markets? Dooomping.
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>>62341950
i was literally in smg yesterday saying to sell
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>>62341935
you're gay
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>>62341940
Copium is the most dangerous drug. You get what you deserve in life. I feel no sympathy for what is about to happen to you. I wish it would stop, but it won't. RIP.
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>>62341732
>IT'S REAL
>Donald J. Trump
>@realDonaldTrump
>I have just been informed by our Great Military that last night the Iranians shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache Helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Hormuz. There were two pilots involved, both are safe and uninjured. Nevertheless, the United States must, of necessity, respond to this attack. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Ok, what now?
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>>62342006
0 chance this wasnt a false flag but alright.
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>>62341938
I hope so, I accidentally sold all my MU at a 40 cent loss because I didn't recognize the screen I had preloaded.
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>>62341888
>the market goes down by 2% because everyone wants to buy a meme company that will definitely be overvalued like fuck
I dunno, it might even be true
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>>62342005
>just 2 more weels bro i swear 2 more weeks till canada collapses
Lmao
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>>62341683
>Successfully called 10 of the last 1 crashes.
>Dead Cat Bounce
Zoom out.
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bro I think the bobo goyim are right that a global correction is coming and Trump (pbuh) can no longer bullshit his way out it
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THE DOW! THE DOW RIGHT NOW
IT'S NOT AT 50 THOU
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damn didn't realize the poem anon thread never hit the bump limit
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