rollercoaster edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62341483
i was told stocks were a way to make money.
Fomo'd into micron and about to fomo into SpaceX day trading.Am I going to make it?
V me baybee
Told you guys about skm
I bought the wolf dip
>>62341932It's done it! Sandisk-chan did it
Bank of America just signalled that all of its bear signals have been triggered and expects a bear market in Q3 and Q4?Thoughts?
Is it over for AI stocks? Time to rotate into robotics?
He didn't buy TQQQ at 70.Pump it to 71 and set the auto-reverse on his account in case he fomos.
I bought at the mu ATH. I am still horrifically down.
Was I just meant to always be a goyslave? To never have more money than the average other slave? Is this truly what life is meant to be?
> nows
>>62341961only if you jerk off after buying them
>>62341956>The market can't possibly be more of a bottom>Meanwhile, the market
just vibe trading
>>62341963Sure. Tomorrow you're going to feel like a genius, and then Thursday you're going to feel like an idiot, and then on Friday you're going to feel like a suicide risk
>>62341975buy now to average down, dear smigger
be sneedy when others are needful
>>62341966>SKM has a deal with nigvidyaHow do I ask Papa Jensen to mention companies that I'm invested in?
>>62341972I'm sure they have only my best interests in mind. I'd better liquidate everything pronto
>>62341980i actually unironically do this
BUY DIP STUPIDpay no mind that everyone is trying to avoid having exposure to spacex
>>62341973ur a fucking retard name one functional profitable robot that isnt just industrial automation
just full ported soxl. 1428 shares.
theyre calling it the great SOXL selloff
Goodamit I keep missing the big dump after market open because I don't wake up early in time. By the time I wake up around 12pm EST, prices have already stabilized. 0dte puts on SPY was basically free money today
>>62341981I smiledKeep up the good work anon-san
You wont believe it but my fibunachi memeline held
>>62341973Im down 30% on Chinese robotics so I hope so but doubt it.Geek+ (2590)RoboSense (2498)UBTech (9880)
When I sell my SOXS do I buy SOXL at $40 or wait for it go to $8?
>>62341986Saw someone shill it on plebbit so bought the top, then when bobo fucked the market bought even more. Gonna hold this shit for a while
my 20 usar bid was filledhope yours also got filled brosI love getting filled
So err... why did the market suddenly decide to deal in the real world?
SOXS back to 7 eod
Quick question to everyone here-What % drop would be enough to make you start posting pink wojaks unironically?
great day for a MAKO SQUEEZE
The drunks of war beat faster. At first it crashed. Now it’s shot down but crew without ejection seats are ok (they aren’t ok). Oil falls of course. It’s full mask off in commodities markets at the moment. The degree of sovereign rigging is apparent for all to see.
>>62342013You do know autorotation exists, right?
>>62342011In my commodities port? 60%. I expected this.
>>62342011-0.01%
>>62341991>ur>phone posting>spergs yelling retard off a postGrim.
>>62341965 Makima, BBC
>>62341972Well, a bear market means -20% from ATH. If it goes down by that amount it will only go down once, so in Q3 and Q4 it will already crab, and then go up?
>>62342016Yeah? And we’ve yet to even get a name for that miracle mission F-15 pilot. Gullible fool.
>>62341973The best robos are still private. I'm into quantum while the feds are dumping hopium money into it. Then Ill rotate into robots whenever FigureAI does an IPO. Symbotic is looking pretty cheap right now.
this market is retarded
DRAM V has been deployed.Your welcome, smiggers
>>62342028This is the first moment it's been rationale.
>>62341973I don't know but aside from Dram moved from memories to Photonics, Infraestructure and will move to those Crypto miners that are leasing their data centers to AI use.Like Applied Digital yesterday and Cleanspark in the future.
>>62342025Come lose money with me in the Eunach state. Think Im only down 100k. >>62342000Geek+ I think is legit.
>>62341991no idea what company but was thinking to buy an ETF or two for the next decade. With that said, won't rotate if there's still good money in AI. Might just stick to TQQQ and DRAM though>>62342000>>62342025yeah, especially bullish on chinese robotics
>>62341990I'm waiting for Oracle report tomorrow after close. It will be glorious.Weren't they one of the initial companies for project Stargate?
oh man, did anyone full port the dip? i was literally staring at the chart with all my cash but i pussied out.
just bought 10000 SOXSies
Who up slurpin they shit right now
SPCE going strong
>>62341990why buy the dip today when I can buy the dip Friday after the dip wednesday and the dip thursday?
>>62342044its too late to slurp now, the slurp was 30 minutes ago
>>62342039I'm a broke nigger pick one of these and I'll throw money at it
this spacex IPO is going to be an absolute bloodbath. it's genuinely going to trigger a recession.
Oh my kek
>>62342043Thank you! You will save the market for the rest if us
>>62342000yes UR a dumb fuck down 30% on chinese robotics I work with a G1 in my lab dumb nigger useful robotics are a decade out minimum
>mfw I went from -7.52% full port down to -1.54% down in 45 minutes
>>62342047I only buy the dips once a week, then I'm waiting til next week, fuck it.>>62342049I feel like most would buy based on the name, so ROBO
And just like that, MU will never be below $900 again.
>>62342056Yeah I'm only half as raped as I was about an hour ago or so
>>62342011>What % drop would be enough to make you start posting pink wojaks unironically?If any of MU, INTC or AMD drops below the stock price it had one year ago.
can i get a dead cat bounce for 200, alex.
>>62342059Thanks for jinxing it, I accidentally sold.
I got like 22k in a retirement account to use. What long term etf's do I get to forget about?
>bonds dumping>dollar dumping>stocks dumping>oil dumping>gold dumping>crypto dumpingEveryone is losing money. What is happening!?
>>62342063no the dead cat bounce at 200 was yesterday
>>62342066GRRR
Damn. I know this really, really, really submissive virgin woman. I fucking regret not asking her to be my gf and then wife. Anyways if I take a look at my portfolio right now, what should I expect? Account down by a lot?>>62341966When did you mention this stock? I haven't seen it before this thread. That's a great percentage gain in one day. It'd feel so nice to all in and see a huge return like that all in one day.>>62341990Kek SPY isn't recovering as well as other stuff.
>>62342050its a blessing. it will give me the first good entry into QLD since March. you faggots have hysterically giga pumped nonstop for 4 months chill the fuck out retard
bros...
I'm going to need a quantum computing rally for $300 plz
last chance to get out
>>62342066NLR, its heavily based in the US for nuclear reactors and supplies/parts for maintenance/buildingmaybe some URMN for global uranium coverage
>>62342067The entire world is preparing for the spacex ipo
For me in particular, it's over.
>>62342071why you calling me a retard, retard
>>62342069k, I got a more active investment account I can afford to be riskier with but this one i want to play it safer unless you can somehow prove to me this is the bottom and it's 3xing in the next 2 months
>>62342065Kek, retard.
>>62342072>safe for goys to usecool its only good for making porn and we cant make porn with it. literally fucking garbage with 50x more government spyware in it
>>62342083Its the bottom and its going to 3 x in the next 2 months
I am slowly getting un-rapedturns out it's possible after allwomen should try it
>>62342074Imagine 2022 was like this instead. The market dumps and keeps dumping for 2.5 more years. 2022 was short lived by comparison. Like a 10 month dump instead of 30 months.
>>62342083Don't listen to that poster, it was a memeSPYM
>Elon will singlehandedly trigger a recession while rugpulling everyone and raking in profitsWhy the fuck is this allowed? No seriously, why is everyone just sitting on the sidelines and watching this slow-mo car crash?
>>623420741929 cycle style crash would be so based... imagine you buy and sell every leg down for 7 legs of 20% realized gains. so based.
>>62342070Couple threads ago I was the retard asking about options right when it tanked, couple days ago I said saw a plebbitor shill it and keep an eye out. I only recently got back in to trading (now I have money to lose) so I'm not confident in anything and never did options until now. The way I look at it is, I'm too poor to invest in nvda, so might as well invest in the companies they partner with since I wouldn't doubt they get kickbacks
>>62342076Speaking of uranium, Cameco confirmed it's now contracting at $120/lb. Meanwhile, spot price and uranium equities are manipulated down as if uranium is at $70.
>Bought a bunch of INTC at 103 rather than wait longerr>Felt like a retard earlier>Now in the greenAhh nothing like the stocks coaster
>>62342078Don't worry, billions must die.
>>62342052yeah I'm feeling a bit defiant
Hey /smig/ I just ate a pound of cherries,you dare me to slurp?
man i am the biggest idiot on /smg/
I hope you guys got Sneeddisk earlier
rigged to wipe overleveraged bears
Now we are pumping? Fucking schizo markets
>>62342106No, you are not. The biggest idiot on /smg/ thinks he is the smartest poster.
>>62342094will elon even make money, seems like his investors are forcing him to do this
>>62342109Hey that’s me. I’m down 300%
>>62342094>rugpulls entire market>billionaires that have cash waiting around will buy the bottom>biggest transfer of wealth once again It's inevitable. You can look at it two ways, all investors sell and crash the market scared for the results of SpaceX ipo, or elon rug pulls and crashes the market anyways. However, that could be the entire purpose is to scare the fuck out of paper hands, all I see is people thinking the market will crash and throw us into a recession, sell the news etc. There's a slightly possibility it actually goes well and market pumps hard and everyone with paper hands gets shaken out. It really doesn't matter, enjoy the free drinks at the casino and complimentary crab legs
was today a bear trap?
touch VWAP and dump?
>>62342090I'd rather imagine another decade long bull run like the 90s and the 10sEvery single green day has the potential to become the new start of one.Have YOU thought about THAT huh?
There are 2 stocks I'm not selling, and that's MU and BB.
>>62342115>will Elon make moneyyes. look at how his spaceX payment compensation structure is set up.. its the most Jewish thing ever>will spaceX make moneyno.. lmao... fuck no... its going to destroy hundreds of billions
>>62342125I think that’s what will happen. We’ll be back to SPY 723
The range today is crazy desu
>>62342098idk too much about uranium prices overall. i bought NLR because they have CEG (owns the most reactors in the US) + BWXT (nuclear infrastructure) and a bit in URMN for spot price action, it could be manipulated like oil though so im not too much in itspeculatively, LEU is one of the few companies that creates nuclear fuel (HALEU?) and we normally get this from russia.you should watch all the recent putin interviews, a lot of them have a portion where he talks about energy and he focuses a lot on nuclear so im sure the US is going to fixate on this soon.
>>62342126Don't let bobo see this
man what a ride today am I right fellasI love the stock market and I am gay and retarded
just as i suspected... enough money has been shaken out of retail oil longs for the market jannies to rally oil back above 88 while equities recover and vol dumps. oil should have been above 88-89 all during the 10am-12pm timeframe but you could see heavy bullshit shorting happening while they were also tanking stocks and pumping vol. now that stop losses have been hit, vwaps can be touched and the whole process of fleecing retail goyim can start again.
Enjoy your dead cat bounce. We'll be lower lows tomorrow when cpi data comes out
V is over. last chance to get out before CPI dump, escalated war dump and then spaceX IPO dump erases all gains from the last quarter by Friday
>>62342133i don't see that happening, how many days has SPY ever closed below -2%?we'll probably crab now
>>62342147>Implying CPI won't be rigged>Implying the war isn't over>Implying SPCX won't usher in a new wave of euphoriaWe will end tomorrow retard green and close Friday at a new all time high.Screencap this and hold me to account you no good dirty lousy stinking smigger
we're so fucking back?
>>62342147spcx is a pump event but you wouldn't be on smigger general if you understood why
>>62342147>spaceX IPO dump erases all gains from the last quarterof a century right?
On the bright side this week I don't have to hire anyone to give me my weekly ballbusting session.
>>62342128Fuckin' Blackberry?
>>62342054LOL, illiterate larp. This is why women wont fuck you. Why are you even here poorfag? Want to double your 2k.
>>62342150screencapped. bet
>>62342156why not? tards here were pumpin nokia just last weekspce is still pumping from absolute mongoloids who installed hood yesterday
>>62342158Based and accountability pilled
>>62342114Get out of here Aristotle, go fuck a boy.
>>62342155HOOD is going to be $200/share by 2030 no cap. they legitimately mog the fuck out of traditional banks/brokers despite whatever you boomer faggots think>coinbase-99%>palantirI'm not Jewish enough to want to own this>applovindon't even know what the fuck it is not buying it
i told you faggots to go for Infineon instead of WolfspeedNow enjoy your bags lol
>>62342161Im longed on nokia. Should i be worried
>>62342096I probably missed it then, I don't check through each thread. ;_; what could've been, such a gain would look nice in my portfolio, to be up that much money in a single day would be nice.>>62342137If this was 3000 years ago I'd take this as a concubine. Alas this 2026. I get 1 wife only and I better make sure the first and only wife is a good pick.>>62342111You think it's being done on purpose to wipe out retail traders?
Should I buy VT to gain exposure in Spacex?
>>62342072Sick, this is the one I am absolutely going balls deep into
>>62342146This and the Helicopter probably explian the dip.
>>62342164>HOOD>-30% YTDeven lmao lol
>>62342161I boughted NOK at $13.73 and I've almost never been in the red with them through all these down days.
I sold my SNDK before the dip at a 40% profit
>>62342139I've been thinking to get bwxt, but I'm not sure I'd like to go in above 175$. I'll wait and see.
>>62342167>You think it's being done on purpose to wipe out retail traders?Probably, nothing has really changed
>>62342058Nigga I can't afford 80 dollars a share I said I'm broke name me something I can gamble on under 50 bucks
>>62342077I suspect one reason for the recent dumps some retail/institutions pulling money to have cash ready to go for said IPO.>>62342078What happened? 0dte options?>>62342072>that we've made safe for general use>we've made safeSo lobotomized that AI? Kek it so weird how they do that while pushing all sorts of degenerate stuff.
>>62342092just SPYM? got anything else or jsut that
>>62342173>price is literally at $13.66 as i type thiskek
It's fucking over
Looks like I won an award!!>Sold DRAM bottomDoh!
>>62341972i really hope so
>>62342182I said almost
I start to think gold is cheap again. Maybe after some ted hot inflation numbers tomorrow I'll reenter.
they're throwing unicorns into the V-machine at a fever rate, aren't they?
>>62342187>selling DRAM
>>62342146I also think the resumed kinetics in the war might play a factor, maybe not this week but after the weekend. I think that while the us will have a kind of measured and restrained response, Israel is going to see it as permission and go in super fucking hard in a hope to escalate. They aren't going to get a better chance for all out war with Iran for a long time.And I think that combined intensity and escalation might be enough to get the market to pay attention again.Or who knows, maybe Trump bombs a power plant, and then immediately says there's a fantastic deal in two more weeks, and the market pumps to all-time highs
>>62342179>nigga>gamble on under 50 buckswhy don't you gamble on yourself and get a job, nigga
>>62342150Marandi has spoken. The fire rises.
>>62342181I've been liking how RWL has shrugged off the recent damage.
>>62342192>Maybe after some ted hot inflation numbers tomorrow
what's the gains today gents? I like to snipe YM futures and this is an absolute banger of a schizo day
>>62342198> I think that while the us will have a kind of measured and restrained responseImagine living in a dreamland like this.
Why can’t I take photos of dollar bills and coins into my bank account like we do checks
Running outta steam
>>62342172zoom out brehshitcoins tanked. Jewish hedgies freak out because they think HOOD is just shitcoin fee collector service. HOOD just needs to dissociate with that bagholder retard hell and just be a better bank/credit card/broker company than anyone else. the chart is giga
>>62341978I was too afraid to go into oil or SOXL because I thought surely one day this extremely volatile situation will turn around, and then finally I mustered up the bravery to invest in SOXL and I got heemed. I think the market is designed this way, to destroy the cowardly and reward the brave.
>>62342202>Getting your geopolitics from the guy who sang Chocolate Rain>ISHYGDDT
>>62342209Trump is still in the TACO phase. There will be one maybe two strikes.
>>62342219>Chocolate Raincertified unc moment
>>62342072>>62342180well, at least they're finally admitting that they have several sets of model at their disposal and only a few are "approved for goyim"hardens my suspicion that le data centers really are raw human brainpower replacement facilities and that the culling is neigh
>>62342224I'm not long for this world nephew, the pipes, the pipes are calling me.
>>62342216their credit card suxs assand crypto is dead. In this case, - + - =/= ++but you do you, smigger. I hope you make it and I seethe
>>62342219>>62342224chugglat reign kind of was the advent of brainrot
You think this is bad, just imagine being in Korea and waiting for kospi to open to wash your life insurance money and retirement fund get swept away
>>62342072They are lying to make it seem scary and powerful It's marketing
>>62342220Hmm. Listen to the guy who was on Irans actual negotiations team. About what Iran might be thinking. I must be crazy right?You’re over on Fox listing to actual Mossad feed you pigshit. Trumps super duper surround Russia and China plan is bleeding the US white while China scoops up everything else. I’m sure you’re a Trumpoid of course aren’t you?
>>62342198"kinetics" never ceased and the fact that you choose the word "kinetics" clues me in that you need to stop slurping government propaganda sirs. you are literally regurgitating glownigger propaganda with the same verbage. retarded as fuck
>>62342231Squid game land is something else, true twin.
>>62342227go get your prostate checkedgains are useless if your 'state is chopped
>>62342238Thanks for the advice but your mother checked my prostate just last night squirt!
>>62342216>and just be a better bank/credit card/broker company than anyone else.by routing your orders exclusively to ken griffin? not that its any better with schwab routing to jane street. its so tiring buying something and then instantly becoming a bagholder every time due to HFT algos hunting and sweeping all the "organic" non HFT orders off the books and then go back to phony price action until the next goy comes along
sirs why soxl not reversing back to $230
>>62342000>Chinese anythingWhy? You don’t even legally own the stock and they always pilfer your shareholder value through tunneling.
>>62342228I currently have 0 shares and am looking to re-enter around $75. I have shilled and swing traded HOOD here on /smg/ for like 5 years on and offdon't be emotional. you niggers get hella emotional about this shit
>>62342246>pilfer your shareholder value through tunnelingqrd?
>>62341963Trust the plan...Micron cultists will win
>>62342242I buy all my shit limit order mostly. I agree to pay 700.00 for QQQ I don't care what Jew it routes through and pretty sure they all sacrifice babies to moloch so picking your favorite one is kinda weird
is a straddle on 0dte spy an actual strategy? has it worked for any anons?
Heh well at least none of us were doing something stupid like leverage trading, once we recover it will be as if this dip never happenedRight?
>>62342225My suspicion is that these data centers are really just storage facilities where AI monitors every single human and saves all the data about them.
>>62342254They dig a hole to fort Knox from Beijing and thats why its called tunneling
>>62342000>buying chinese stocksishygddt
>>62342234Holy shit you are actually delusional. Can't even read. When would a "trumpoid" say TACO ever? There is no Grand Theater against Russia or China. This is 100% an operation of the Jew and Trump is the wet blanket on their plans.
>>62342147Post shorts, faggit
>trump outright saying he’s going NJ to bomb Iran>oil barely moves and somehow remains below 90While I get it’ll just be another gay “self defense” strike, it still is retarded that the markets think a deal is coming is ever
>>62342235>t. Zoomie nigger babbleNo it hasn't, the United States hasn't conducted any strikes in Iran for some time. Last they did was just a couple of missile sites weeks ago
>>62342275I'm 25% bonds and 20% cash. I just click the sell button when I'm bearish I don't try to bet against a rigged game that can just +8% SOXX for no fucking reason because some AI article or whatever
>>62342254>Controlling shareholders execute tunneling primarily through connected transactions and fund occupancy. >Key methods include:>Inter-corporate Loans and Fund Occupation: Controlling shareholders transfer cash or assets to themselves or affiliated entities via "other receivables" or loan guarantees, effectively stripping liquidity from the listed firm. >Asset Manipulation: They engage in related-party transactions where listed companies sell assets at below-market prices to the controlling shareholder or purchase assets at inflated prices from them. >Strategic Earnings Management: Before Initial Public Offerings (IPOs) or Seasoned Equity Offerings (SEOs), controlling shareholders may inflate earnings through related-party sales to boost stock prices, facilitating higher financing costs or subsequent expropriation. >Innovative Tunneling: Recent evidence shows controlling shareholders may manipulate innovative activity (R&D) during SEO periods to cater to investor expectations and raise stock prices, only to extract value later through inefficient or excessive innovation projects that benefit their portfolio rather than the firm. >Private Placements: In asset-injecting private placements, tunneling occurs through the manipulation of discount rates and earnings management to transfer value from minority shareholders to the controller. TLDR: chang gives you the run around, then red candle go down.
certainly looks like a dead cat bounce
We're just gonna fizzle out like a wet fart the rest of the day, huh
>>62342279>weeksThere was another self defense (lol) strike a few days ago, and despite what the government is leading you to believe they did approve and provide logistics for Israel’s chimpout on Sunday
Breaking news: Russia lost a high-pressure gas pipeline from Kavkaz, skyscraper tall fire can be seen from space, billions are dying as we speak.
i think im just completely done trading/investing during this entire administration
>>62342250>5 year smiggerhave you made it yet? serious question
Bought 5 contracts for 0dte SPY puts for tomorrow. Why not, I can afford to lose $100 if i turn out to be wrong.>>62342261Never tried it. SPY would have to do crazy price swings in either direction overnight or pre-market.
I'm getting tired bros... Can this be the final pump>>62342307I've been here since 2020 but took a couple year break and sold all my stock to buy a house (mistake) Far off from making it
>>62341956Thank the lord it stopped going down.
>>62342246I know man, lost 300k on Baba and JD. I swore id never go back... but robots!
>>62342299>>62342279there have been boats blown up almost every day in the straight for the last month that never get reported in the news along with actively striking kharg island and tons of other shit they never fucking talk about. literally watched Bloomberg interview with Chevron CEO talking about how many unreported "kinetic" activities there have been and they all started laughing and saying "woooahhh you cant say that man lolol"its fucking 2026 and you still trust the government and media? you shouldn't be allowed to manage your own money dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJSfeqr-TQ
>>62342313at what point would you kys if it kept crashing? kek
fuck it>11.1% in xndu>43.97% in SPYM>16.14% in TQQQ>22.41% in SPMO>6.33% in SSOGive it to me straight smiggers, am I going to lose it all in a year?
>>62342307I do not have a job but I have other streams of income. My portfolio is a lot more boring now and rarely moves more than 0.3% a day or some shit. I was green Friday and I'm green today.
>>62342324>xnduinduhehehe pajeet
>he didnt buy the dip
I do not wash my hands after I urinate. Some times I get a few drops of pee on my hands and then it gets on the handle.
>>62342321Liberation day made me want to rope desu, almost went into negatives overall
>>62342259>I don't care what Jew it routes through>ok goy >*fills your order @ 700.00*>now try selling for 701.00 goy and see what happens... >oh wait why is it at 699.00 now... 698... 97... 96... etc>panic sets in, set limit order to sell for loss>order routed to same janny who now knows you are scared and want out>695...694...693...>the longer you think the worse it gets>finally get filled at limit order of $692 for $8 realized loss>jannies move price back to $701 for the lulz and to hook the next goyim or to rehook you>all happens in a matter of seconds or fractions of a second >thanks for playing goy, better luck next time
My patient just pooped in the officeWere a small clinicWhy do people do this?
>>62342303samei need a breaki think i reached -40% ytd todayi am too scared to lookat least i am 50% crash now
>>62342287>sset Manipulation: They engage in related-party transactions where listed companies sell assets at below-market prices to the controlling shareholder or purchase assets at inflated prices from them.>>Strategic Earnings Management: Before Initial Public Offerings (IPOs) or Seasoned Equity Offerings (SEOinteresting, but after reading all that the real questing is how do i become a controlling shareholder as an american goy? do i just have to marry one of their women or something? seems like a pretty sweet gig.
>>62342340I honestly have no idea how you lose money in this line go up market
>even retards on youtube livestreams think it's people liquidating to get in spacexI don't really buy it, especially when it was institutional selling on friday that walked down semis.
>>62342335so you'd just never rope even if your folio went down 90%? Guessing you know deep down it'll bounce back eventually
I'm a wet dick dogger, red cocked nobber
>>62342336>panic sellI could go to jail indefinitely and while in jail I wouldn't even need to look at my portfolio to comfortably sleep every night because I don't hold a bunch of leveraged trash, penny stocks or meme stocks or anything Canada/California/Europe or shit that I bought at the top of moonshots like you fucking idiots
>>62342339>My patient>just pooped>in the officewell if you were a better doctor he wouldnt need continuous rectal exams causing a LOOSE SPHINCTER in the first place you gay faggot
I know why oil is dumping its because of chinese electric carsIf its naturally dumping and not because someone is cheating then it means that we don't have a bubble
>>62342352they buy exclusively bullish options on shit that's already up 300% this year and blow up their account every time SOXX drops 1%
>>62342339I had to poop. Sorry.
If you can't handle the volatility, here's a portfolio for you to set, then check out completely. You literally can't fuck this up.>60% VTI>20% VXUS>20% USMVYou'll get low volatility without touching shitty bond shit. VTI is already less volatile than SPY, and you have VXUS and USMV to educe the volatility further.If you're freaking out over a little dip just get the fuck out. This will outperform a boomer 60/40 because it doesn't have bond deadweightNever sell. You have everything, even if there's a bubble and it pops, you own everything. You'll get growth elsewhere ad will bounce back like nothing happened. You're fully covered with this portfolio.when you're 60, if bonds have good rates than you can consider them.80% VTI and 20% VXUS would be ideal, but the one I suggested is for extra pussies.
>>62342359>I bought at the top of moonshots like you fucking idiotsi actually like to cause a bit of chaos in the global energy markets thank you very much.
>>62342369>buy vanguard yawn
>>62342263When we recover I will still be beating not having leverage
>>62342354Think I'd just delete everything and not check it until I was a retired boomer (god what a long baghold that would be)Wouldn't stop investing though but on a different broker after things cooled off
>>62342329if it has some crazy breakthrough then all hail the jeets in toronto for making it work
>>62342369Thoughts on 1/3 VOO 1/3 VGT 1/3 TQQQ? My folio but I'm high t and possibly retarded
>>62342164You should consider applying. They make profit every time an iPad kiddy touches a shitty mobile ad, the same way Google and Facebook make their money. I wish I'd bought last year.
>>62342369>the number can only go upIf your t-scale is infinite. In the real world you might have a need for your capital and you aren't going to live forever.
>>62342369USMV chart looks totally dogshit. replace that shit with JEPI it yields like 9% a year
>>62342137Black men.
>>62342317>you believe the media>literally posts the mediaThere haven't been attacks on ships everyday you fucking idiot. Not even your precious Bloomberg CEO said that. And the strait is completely priced in, with all of its activity. By kinetic I mean a shooting War with the United States and Iran attacking each other
>>6234237670% VTI, but you could do VOOand 30% VGT/IGMDon't do 1/3 TQQQ. You will freak out seeing your whole portfolio dump 60% in a year on a 40% correction.
>Markets recovering>https://youtu.be/JUhc5YZZjTY?si=wnlwbNIamH0mZ7Jz
>>62342376QLD > TQQQ imo. there's a lot of data on it but anything past 2x leverage underperforms long term. 2x is Chad and can DCA/buy/hold forever. 3x DCA isn't really a thing if line go down for too long
>>62342353It's people liquidating to get into spacex, but not individuals intentionally doing so. All the funds based on nasdaq indexes will have to reallocate to fit spacex in, which means they sell all the other shit which gained big and is therefore overweight. So yes, that means institutional selling of semis.
>>62342380the only people that need to care about yield shit are seniors
1776% tarrifs
>>62342400USMV is up 0.93% ytd in one of the strongest tard bullmarket years in history... its fucking garbage... the holdings are garbage. its fucking 40% tech and they manage to take on all of the risk with zero of the fucking gains
>MU fighting the index v'ing so it can shit itself below 900>for hoursShit or get off the pot you shit stock let me short you.
>>62342383Erm if you examine the context of what he posted, it's clear that he was indicating the clip he posted was indicatory of the media not being trustworthy as they reacted negatively to something the interviewee stated, thus reinforcing his claim that the media does not report everything which is occurring.
>>62342066SCHD
>>62342391>>62342384well, what if I'm adding to TQQQ on a regular basis? It's all in my IRAs. I add 7.5k a year and will sell some spikes to SGOV to buy when it crashes like todayWith that said, might just shift over since I'm lazy. I used to hold BTC with this amount so just looking for a similar risk/return with this 1/3
>>62342407arent you supposed to spam /pol/? russians cant even buy the stocks posted here
>Bought 95 shares of Nintendo at 11.0Playing the long gameAlso bought 22 shares of SPCX IPO but no clue how that's going to shake out.
>>62342392The passive funds everyone's dooming about need the stock to be in their index for at least 4 days.
>>62342418QLD will make you rich if you DCA itTQQQ is going to take you on a rollercoaster that inevitably ends in death by suicide if you don't have some exit strategy in place or actively manage it
>>62342418Trying to time the market almost never works.A bull run could last for years. You don't know when the next correction could be. Imagine if the market went on a 3 year long bullrun, and you went through years without putting any money in and all the extra gas you sat out on
I left and now nasdACK is only down 1.3% so it's not that bad?
>>62342421After they denied the rule changes, most boomer funds won't even have it for at least about a year. Smart money is going to load up on it before that happens. All the FUD about it wrecking boomer portfolios was all just leftypol garbage that trickled it's way down here.
Bobos were getting to retardedly greedy
>>62342426>>62342428Ok you guys convinced me. I'll swap out of TQQQ if the market recovers this week, shift to SGOV, then dca to QLD from now on. This is within my IRAs, so there's no tax implications anyway. The others are in my brokerage since I never planned to sell them.
>>62342418>>62342426to elaborate just look at 2021. TQQQ dropped from $40 to $8 and this was a relatively short bear market because they printed trillions and let inflation run rampant to stop it... a longer bear market you are going to see 95+% drawdown on TQQQQLD you can just leave a buyorder set for every Friday and check the fuck out
MANGOS
>>62342413The word is indicative, and yes hosting fucking Bloomberg is a contradiction, he would better have posted a non-official evidence of attacks that were not reported rather than the most media of media with a CEO that stands to benefit from fear mongering and higher prices, saying something that everybody knows which is that the media doesn't report everything because no shit it can't. The original point that I was making stands, that we have not had any kinetic escalations of any significance for weeks and that these latest exchanges Mark a shift in Tempo. And that shift will be exploited by Israel in a hope to drag the United States deeper when Trump just wants to pussy foot
literal V underway?
>>62342441If you have to have QLD make it a 10% position, and never touch it or DCA into it. DCA into the other 90% of your portfolio
WE GOING UP
Let’s gooooo
>>62342447Why not add >ORLAfor MANGOO?
>>62342441by the way, you can get the gains of QLD without the leverageCompare VGT to QLD on a chart. VGT out performs QLD without using any leverage
POWER HOUR PLEASEFULL RECOVERY NOWWE MUST CLOSE GREENKEVIN
>I bought at the picobottomkek
>>62342460AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET'S FUCKING GO NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>62342443>>62342452Hmm any thoughts just replacing QLD for SpaceX and dca-ing across a decade? I'm running the numbers and my retirement plan isn't going to work in 10 years if I shift too conservatively>>62342459so you'd go 1/3 VOO 2/3 VGT?
>>62342461lol, I grabbed INTC at 99$ today. it's already up 8% lol
>>62342460DEPLOY THE VVVVVV
>>62342420I started to DCA into Nintendo too, looks cheap as fuck.
>>62342466No, I wouldn't go 1/3 VOO and 2/3 VGT50% VGT at the absolute most, and 50% VTI or VOOWith 70% VGT you are extremely concentrated in techbut, tech has got the best gains of any othe sector by far. No other sector is even close to the gains of tech, but still, tech is volatile. When there's tech sell offs like today you will dump
>>62342420you didn't buy SPCX shares, you qued an IPO order hoping to buy shares at the agreed upon price, you might get none, you might get 1. most IPO orders do not go completely filled
HAHA LET'S REBUY IT ALL WHY DID WE EVEN SELL TO BEGIN WITH HAHA
When to sell ESPP shares? I really dont want to hold onto these, I need the cash.
I for one am glad that the damage to folio isn't as bad as it looked to be
>>62342475its the same thing but with more gay people desu
>>62342478>>62342466also, you should maybe consider IGM rather than VGT. IGM the fee is a little more but you are less concentrated in the top names, and IGM gets the exact same performance as VGT. It also includes more tech companies that VGT doesn't include
>>62342481Thanks for the clarification. Hopefully i get them then. >>62342472If it makes you feel any better about the future of Nintendo, they have considered theme parks as their next business adventure.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
don't jinx the recovery you fucking niggers aaaaaaaaa
>the dogfucker is back again
>>62342490BoA scare so institutions can get better positions in everything else so they can sit pretty when spacex drops
One last ride....
copper is the new silver
STOP SELLING YOUR DRAM BITCH ASS SMIGGERS LET ME RECOVER
DRAM bros?
>they are not hedged for CPI
>>62342504>>62342505et ogre
Just switch to Asian style.
If youre not buying the SOXL 200 retest, then I dont know else what to say to yous.
>>62342512this shit is always so funny to me like it's literally backwards. I wonder if their traffic signals are the same.
>>62342513ok but it's below 200 so it failed the test
>>62342431The sp500 funds are safe but there's a lot of passive funds that aren't the sp or the nd. Things like VTI have to buy in a week.
bought SOXS calls
DOOMP IT
>>62342513>TA on leveraged ETFsNever change boss.
>>62342494Buck Breaking 2: Electric Boogajew
it's not a good time to buy the market is pricing in a war escalation and some other bad news hitting all at once
>>62342513are you really doing tehnicals on a 3x leveraged chart?lol
Cringe market desu
How do i queue for spacex on fidelity
>>62342529>>62342529>>62342529
>>62342528Transfer 12 bitcoins to my wallet and i'll show you how to do it.
>>62342528you have to call your (female) broker
>>62342528just call your wealth manager and tell him you ant to be in the ipo lol
>>62342533Wallet? I only have 10 tho is it ok?
