>>62343253
Congrats faggot. Life is a scam anyway. What’s in your portfolio, age?

>>62343274
nothing I'm broke, and almost 40 now.

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My birthday too.

>39
>60k in PMs
>20k in 401k
>50k in ESOP
>50k in land value on raw acreage
>no debt
>make 60k a year without OT

I feel like I'm doing ok, but I kind of want to pull my 401k before it vanishes.

>>62343301
sounds pretty good to me
>39
>0
>0
>0
>0
>4 dollars on food stamps.
>my utilities are half shut off.

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>>62343253
Happy birthday dude. This webm is for you

>>62343319
if you did acid while fucking that beast.....

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>>62343253
happy birthday fren

>>62343319
>Just don't be fat
That's all we ask... jfc..

>>62343253
Most bars will give a free birthday shot. If you manage to get to 7 or 8 bars tonight you'll have gotten $30-$40 of liquid profit for just having a birthday.

Happy burthday!!!!

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Test

>>62343335
>>62343326
Thanks guys.
>>62343331
Haven't drank in nearly 20 years.

>>62343346
Get fucked up or something man I wanted to make a joke about kneepads and then Im like shit, all my birthdays are bad and I dont wanna wish that on someone. Dont profit, spend some money on yourself. Try to enjoy it in some way. Or just tough it out. Just wait for it to be over and then tomorrow you can wake up and it wont be your birthday anymore. It sucks I know man. Hope it gets better.

>>62343382
I dunno why today just fucking sucks I usually get depressed but these last 12 months has probably been the worst year of my life, it's fine I know bootstraps and kneepads and stuff.

>>62343253
also my birthday today, happy birthday anon

>>62343588
Thank you, happy birthday to you, is everyone born today??

>>62343301
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glowie datamining thread

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>>62343253
Happy Birthday, lad! Here's a webm for you.

>>62343611
Boo no penis

>>62343611
how do i profit of modern men looking like this

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Buy the SpaceX IPO. Its going to be yuge!

>>62343597
If you pay taxes they already know what you have.

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>>62343628
big if nigga

High school crush sending birthday wish is the best imo nothing top this.

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>>62343619
Ask and you shall receive, birthday boy.

>>62343622
Become an OnlyFans manager.

>>62343687
Thank you! hot lady.