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The plan:

1. Take $1000 to my prairie nigger tribe casino every other day.

2. Play PERFECT blackjack until I aquire $300 utilizing the martingale betting system(it actually works, despite what faggots will tell you).

3. Profit forever

I am only accepting POSITIVE feedback that makes me feel good.

Thanks guys.
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>lose 6 hands in a row
Back to the cage wagie!
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>>62344088
lol good movie
my dad's fav
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If it actually works they'll ban you within a week.
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>>62344088
Poker. Just made 380 today.
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>>62344207
try 10

Happens all the time
Blackjack is the biggest destroyer
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It can work. Keep in mind if the casino ever decides that you're making too much money they will just 86 you at the drop of a hat.
You basically have 2 paths you can take:

1. Be the most forgettable player ever so they never notice you
2. Be the most friendliest player so they don't mind when you win

t. works in table games
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the only way to do casino gambling is in a very short burst for large amounts of money
the longer you play the more the house edge works against you
if you play for a very short period (and then don't play again) then the house edge is basically noise, it relies on law of large numbers and you're basically coin flipping over a small sample.

that's what kerry packer did. he was an australian billionaire that went to vegas and played 6 tables of blackjack at the same time, $200k a bet. after 40 minutes he was up $26 million and he left. it was such a huge loss for the casino their stock price dropped from it.
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>>62344633
Packer was just a degen gambler albeit a legendary one. You're not wrong about getting in and out quickly though. The problem is variance works both ways and you can lose just as fast. Nowadays I just view it as expensive entertainment - sit down for a couple hours, drink some top shelf on the house, shoot the shit with the other gamblers, meet some new people, have a good time, and who knows, maybe come out on top. Get a little bit back of what I lose in comps and free drinks. You can even use it as a networking opportunity if you're smart about it. Also why I'll only gamble at fancy casinos or high limit rooms, I have no desire at all to deal with the riff raff. If you can't afford $100 a hand you shouldn't be in there in the first place.



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