V edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>previous>>62345464
not touching til Friday
Im buying SPCX
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
Do you think my puts are fucked or will it go back down boss?
wow sndk really took off today
> nows
Fuck it guys thinking I'm just going 90% VT 5% SPCX 2.5% IBIT 2.5% MSTR from now on
any tips on how to consolidate all of this? there are overlaps here like small caps being covered by multiple etfs. i've done the research on them so they're more or less what i want but it triggers my autism to see overlaps and so many scattershot investments. no, i am holding onto those mutual funds. don't tell me to exit those. no leveraged cum trash please.
>>62345994If SNDK is less than double MU price it's a buy
I bought some UBER, META, and CEGX today. Shits kinda boring desu I'm gonna go masturbate
>>62345998unironically looks like a good port.
>>62345999>i've done the research on themthis is your biggest problem. you need to stop doing that.
Almost time for HGRAF to come back into the foreground. During the last few months that oil, then semis, AI and other tech were enjoying their time in the sun, HGRAF was quietly consolidating.Better get used to HGRAF being in the news again in another week or two.
hello anons, dont forget to eat lunch with lunchable. brighten up your day
>>62346005i'm afraid i'll have to keep RESOOOOORCHING until they implement an analogue of picrel for ETFs.
>>62345998Why would you buy IBIT and MSTR? They're both linked to BTC, but MSTR has performed worse. Plus, as an ETF has fewer risks than an individual company. Imagine in Saylor had a heart attack
>>62346003go masturbate and stay edging forever
Fart on my gold bars Mr. VIX
>He didn't slurp the generational GRRR bottom>He didn't slurp the generational SMCI bottom>He didn't slurp the generational AAOI bottomSmigger, what the eff did you even slurp?
>>62346007What's the news anon? I saw Kjirstin was chilling in Monaco during the F1
>elfThis pump should be considered pornographic material.
>>62346017shilling GRRR should be a bannable offense just based on the look of their CEO
Inflation.
>>62345999>small capsjust get rid of this shit imo>internationaldump this shit too>emerging marketsdefinitely get rid of this shit
>>62346016I'm glad palladium is on the upside but damn I still need like 10% to break even :|
>>62345999this is the /biz/ equivalent of pic rel for fa/g/s
>Diversified portfolio>Everything is redWhy even bother?
>>62346012Oh, for context I'm not buying IBIT or MSTR until BTC is under 40k. MSTR because it's 2x leverage without decay on BTC, which works for holding 2-3 years. I know 2x BTC ETFs exist but those are meant for shorter trades. Currently the 10% is in SGOV just waiting it out
>>62345994I sold yesterday. You're welcome.
>>62346019Things falling into place behind the scenes. Could get FDA approval anytime for consumer plastics, which would be huge.
>V editionyou mean inverse right?
Guys I just fasted all day thereby saving around 10 dollars in food money. Where should I go all in with chunk of dough?
>cpi is 4.2>rate cuts are dead, we’re now pricing in a rate hikeI know that nothing ever happens (which i believe), but the fed is the one thing that does happen. Beware!
>>62345995h-he fast
>>62346036Clearly not diversified enough.
Invested in Canada.
>>62346042your favorite onlyfans performer
>>62346043Rates are going to remain the same, anon.
What are people doing selling?Just hedgemake the calculation yeah,, I'm willing to pay 1% to save the other 99% of my portfolio to cut the draw down in half.A hedged portfolio is a stress free portfolio unless you're concentrated in a bubble sector where recovery may never happen.
>>62346042Buy one (1) UEC share, saar
Dead threadDead bedroomDead marketDead dickDead toothDead brainWhy live as a rotting carcass, there is no dignity in this.
>>62346028any particular reason for dumping smallcaps? they seem to be doing okay in ~1yr term and my plan was to let it pump a bit before ditching
>>62346042spend it all on a nice box of donuts, you've earned it!
>>62345993
>>62346043But will Maga Maoism allow it.
the pump from April to June killed all the bears and the dump from June to now killed all the bulls. Only a few of us remain
Not trying to alarm anyone but it’s fucking over
It's the semis again. Smellis
>>62346050Thats also bad
>>62346056all the money goes to the winners. if a small cap ever becomes a winner it gets promoted and isn't even going to be in the small caps anymore. its a basket of losers in the minor leagues where any talent leaves. its not 1980 anymore and I doubt small cap investment will ever be that desirable or reasonable. you are getting a lot more exposure to blatant scam companies and dogshit that makes no money and whatever faggot trust fund silicon valley kid that wanted to make a startup company to pretend to be a bossman. in bad times small caps are absolutely obliterated and in good times they will probably just underperform. just buy more VOO or whatever man
>>62345880Which country will be next to ban Starlink?The Iran war made it obvious to everyone that Starlink is a Trojan horse. Musk shot himself in the foot with that one.
>>62346065Well, it was fun while it lasted.
>"should I quit my job to do trading full time" is a trending topicoh boy, here we go
>>62346061remember to lift with your back
>KMB Holding over $101
>>62346069I know. I wanted rates at 3% for a while.
>>62345998VT, why not VUSA
>>62346056I got fucked by Tommy Lee and the small caps meme. They used to be great in a high intrest environment. Today the firms dont go public unless they want out. There is so much private capital and growing good firms stays private as long as it can. So the small cap ETFs arent filled with new companies like the past, but a ton of losers and zombies. Its poorly performed in the past 25 years becuase its a different index than 50 years ago. That said AVUV tries to gilter the garbage out snd its more in line with tge 70s performance.
If you paid $1500 for a hooker, she'd damn better look like a supermodel, buddy.
Everyone is red and crying about itI'm up .2% lolhalf of my positions are greenbut my gold is down pretty big todaymy oil equities and commodities carrying my portfolio green todayLook, hedge with oil and commodities and anti beta. Deploy anti beta tactically during turbulence not every day. You can hedge with puts as well.I don't even have a huge hedge allocation. It's less than 30%, and my equities are very aggressive, and tech which is selling off lol
>my PLSRHF is shining green beacon in an otherwise red port.Helium rises and there's still time to hop on the balloon ride.
>>62345998unironically smarter than 99% of /biz/raelisand will probably outperform long run too as long as you dump the shitcoins and pick up minors instead
>>62346075what did your right hand need $1500 for?
>>62346007Hell yeah, brother. Saw the hiring news. We are cleared for take off
>>62346074the most bearish fucking top signal ever is when the goyim start getting uppity.buy MCD and WMT they are gonna tank this shit so hard the average American is going to be selling foodstamps to pay rent
Now it's Iran
Let's go oil OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62346094MCD ain't safe, Ozempic gobbled their gains.
>>62346083401(k), IRA, HSA - VTBrokerage: 60% VTI / 40% VXUS for the tax credit5% in SGOV with my brokerage for SpaceX5% in SGOV in my IRA for IBIT>>62346088>dump the shitcoins and pick up minors insteadminors? Now thinking I'll forget MSTR and focus on IBIT. Kind of bearish that he sold a few million worth of BTC. I know it's a tiny amount but now his word is broken.
So that’s why those 0DTE SPX puts were so expensive
can we go back to steady green line up? 1% a day? pls?
>>623460992 micros so far, unfortunately stopped out of a gold short bc of that rip higher on the open
>>62346024I'm a 1200 share grrrfag and I agree with this btw
>>62346052How do you hedge
>>62346101they are deploying the nuclear option
>>62346105No
>>62346110holy fucking shit brb buying more MCD we are going to fucking moon
>>62346110Should advertise their food as high protein, ozempic zombies have had it hammered into them that they need protein
>>62346102minors is a cheeky play on words referring to miners: companies that generate most of their revenues mining precious and industrial metals from rockswould you like me to explain what a minor person is instead? or would you rather I generate images of minors as a visual aid?
>>62346103You bought the wrong ones, I found the $701s for less than a dollar boss.
ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN
The V, NOW!
i just realised zoomers have only ever known the shitty baked apple pie
>>62346109Gold, commodities, anti beta, shortsI do all four.WCLD is a good short for tech sell offs. A bunch of shitty software companies in that ETF
>>62346125Better for them to not have known what they missed out on.
>>62346118do you think I'm better off dumping IBIT and SpaceX for pm miners?
>>62346122I told you... you only get 1 V per day. No refunds
>>62346110>>62346125bone apple tea
>>62346133post more black women. during the bear market we used to post black women. its tradition
I own VGTAm I going to be a SpaceX bagholder after it IPOs?
>>62346130no MSTR is a levered bitcoin play that only works because of equity dilution it's the shittiest of those namesSPCX is AI and there's much better pure plays out thereIBIT you're better off just buying pure bitcoin if you really want crypto exposure even though I think crypto is a dead fad because it has all the institutional backing it needed and there's still 0 use casesjust put the 10% in gold/copper/lithium/uranium miners or energy plays (50/50 or 25/25/25/25) imo
Why are the markets this volatile these past few market days?Like we have more movement in an hour than we have in a whole ass day on the slower market days. Idk what I missed
My 'folio is shitting its pants again todayI should've invested in some KMB
>>62346137>bulls right now
>>62346133Nothing makes me angrier than people who can't hold a stem glass.
WOLF won't recover anymore right? should close position at -37% or hold?
>>62346133>>62346137>>62346131do black girls like white men?
>>62346143I would but I bet it stinks>why line no move so muchgovernment manipulation. they literally DM the rich hedge fund kikes and tell them to slow the panic
>>62346143I love chocolate queens so fucking much bros
Sold my vix call
>line goes u-
>>62346146holster looked like a dick in the thumbnail at first glance, this place has ruined my brain
>>62346150if you aren't a buster
NIGGERS
looks like the trump thing is starting
Who the fuck just did a market sell order on 10 million shares of SOXL?
>>62346147What are you, a glassholding nazi?
>>62346164probably Barron Trump
>>62345971Fuck me i stop looking for a while and miss my exit
NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62346161n jewswhere's dog dick anon
>>62346164Yeah just wasn't feeling it sorry
>>62346120I sold call spreads at 7400 instead boss.
I just realized the fact that the entirety of my experience with stocks (past two and a half years) has been during the AI craze.What are markets like when they don't revolve around a technology that's being hyped as world-changing which companies are spending hundreds of billions on?
>>62345971>market masturbates you a bit before ripping your red dog dick offI hate this gay bullshit
DEPLOYING THE V
how do y'all feel about lightskin computer as a financial investment?
Oh lawd we dumpin. At least I made money off some puts this morning>>62346110Meanwhile Whataburger has been selling fried pies all this time
>>62346178Staples like KMB, KO, and MCD.
>recovered to +-0 only to immediately plummet againsomeone just really doesn't want to allow any green
they gave you three exit pumps. Jews like the number 3. you had 3 chances. 3 strikes. its fucking over now stop slurping retards>fridayyou slurped>yesterdayyou slurped>todayyou slurpedits so fucking over for your calls and leveraged shit. sell now and get a job
>>623461787% a year during secular bull markets. It's very hard to pick names as well because the growth will be all over.
We going to lower lows now
This is just like months ago where i needed to time the bottom of the V but now i need time the top of the V. Fuck guess im watching the market the full length its open just to exit
This shit just makes me want to leave everything in an index and forget about it
>META
WHO IS EVEN SELLING? AND WHO ARE THEY SELLING TO? AAAAAAAAAH
Uhm, I though today was supposed to be green?
>>62346178if they hike interest rates 0.0001% every single large cap will drop 40% and small caps will drop 70%-90% and then you will have an entry similar to COVID dump or rate hike dumps in the last few yearsyou guys can pretend that inflation/CPI doesn't matter but it is literally the ONLY thing that matters. the entire game is rigged around maintaining 2% inflation or the government cant function (pay its debt with debt) we are at 4.2% according to the fake and gay numbers
>I thought we'd try slow grinding trends in single directions today, how does that sound?
>>62346203the big dogs are buying
>>62346203panicking retards are sellingthey're selling to bulls happily buying the dip and taking the alpha away from the retards
>>62346164>>62346167
>>62346132:^)FAG market needs to stop playing tricks
>>62346201you can and should invest most of your money in a stable index as long as you make good money and invest consistentlyyou should really only ever gamble 10-25% of your net worth on the shit you see here
I am going all in on mining companies without a single reason why
Lol if they think ill buy the dump. Either pump it hard so i can exit at breakeven and make it last longer than a minute or dump it so hard the rest of my portfolio can all in and win anyways
>>62346209hike is already priced in
DOUBLE NIGGERS. I thought we were out of the woods.
Its so fucking over that it hasnt even begun
>>62346163it's on now
g*rmans must be posting in the thread again
all these black women psyops trying to make me like themno thanks, i only like men
THERE IS NO BOTTOM THERE IS NO BOTTOM THERE IS NO BOTTOM
>>62346217>only>only gamble 25% of your networth on posts by smiggers>only 25%>only
These last few days have been pretty wild
>>62346223there probably wont be a hike and it most certainly isn't priced in but if they have to fix inflation by other means its demand destruction>higher unemployment>lower wages>cool the marketstay safe retard... or don't I don't really care.for you new fags this time of year is traditionally red as fuck even in normal years.. it dumps from now until October and usually that's the bottom before the Santa rally.
BUBBLE CHADS WERE RIGHT
What the fuck. NDX rugged.
>>62346237do you even understand the image i posted? lmao stay retarded
>>62346234Correct.
>junior minor final pumped up from new floor>In the green but finally going to do 3-5x >it dumps straight into hellELON YOU FUCKING KIKE FUCK YOUR IPO
>>62346234john margin is your best friend
Seems like i made mistakes of ambition
>>62346086DKNG and LLY are trying to save me while everything but my energy stocks and puts are sudoku kamakazi. Pray for me.
>>62346242>19% chance of .25bps hike by december>market still tried to rally because space or whateverlook dude you aren't very smart I hope you blow up your account
>>62346137Wtf why was I so racist?
deploy the V
We are in a new AI economyConsumer prices mean absolute fuck allthe bottom 90% of consumers could fall out bottom and never buy another product in their lives and we still go to the moon. it literally doesn't matterWe're headed toward an economy where wage labour is not important. And hat is not what drives spending. What will drive spending is the top 10% of consumers, and enterprise spending by companies that see their productivity multiply every year.don't fall for panican bullshit of people playing stocks like the old market used to work. Tech will do 30% this year. 10000% over the next 10 years.
>>62346102>Brokerage: 60% VTI / 40% VXUS for the tax creditwhat tax credit?
is the V being deployed my smiggas
OOF
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
>>62346262Hope so, i certsinly aint buying this dump and risking another rugpull 30 mimutes later when im not looking. I just need to exit at breakeven and my account will be fine
>>62346237Confirmed, this poster is a faggot 6 of the last 7 years.
>>62346268Sorry I accidentally deployed the n
>>62346264>we made so much shit who the fuck is going to buy it>I dunno hekkin space bro
>>62346219best way
Nigger red in Semis now
>>62346273lol dram bagholder spotted
>>62346257I think he's trying to say that December will be a hold and banks priorly expected a cut by then. So it's a marketeffective hike because these niggas were already speculating and gambling on future money being cheaper
And its fizzling out -____- fuck me i shouldve been watching closely an hour ago just to exit my holdings
>>62346141Well, IBIT is the exact same as BTC but holding in my IRA, so not tax implications.>gold/copper/lithium/uranium miners or energy playsthe whole point of the 10% is to get something that way outperforms VT, like a potential 10x in 10 years. Commodities will get me like a 2-3x at best
>>62346283I just told you. Enterprises will buy the shit and the top 10% of consumers will buy the shit.The to 10% of consumers in income already do over 50% of total consumer spending. If the bottom 90% of consumers fall out of the economy completely companies would just have to double their margins to break in. A lot of legacy companies won't survive this transition, but for every legacy company that fails, there will be 5 others that thrive like never before seen.
>>62346250
gold is having a momentit's okay baby I can wait one more year for 6k
I’m gonna gamble on short dated ORCL puts right before market close.
>Coonfucker general
>>62346267foreign tax credits from VXUS
>>62346257>19% chance of .25bps hike by december42% of a 25bps hike by dec19% of a 50bps hike by deci knew you were stupid.
>>62346290I sat through an entire fucking year of trading where the headline every single fucking month was>RATE CUTS SOON>RATE CUTS SOON>RATE CUTS SOONand now you faggots are trying to do it again. absolutely clownish you guys are going to fall for it again
I hope the spacex ipo flops and sharts the bed, i hope it makes elon bleed billions out of his ass just like im bleeding right now
>>62346079a quick snappy jerk with your back muscles doing the lifting
>>62346302anon i appreciate you trying to make me goon, as idle hands are the devils workshop (port destroyer) gooning makes me wait for only the top tier signals
>>62346296>the whole point of the 10% is to get something that way outperforms VT, like a potential 10x in 10 years. Commodities will get me like a 2-3x at bestyou won't get another 10x out of bitcoin it's not mathematically possiblesame as knuckleheads who aped into MU at 1000 looking for another 100xyou should be looking at consistent outperformance (compounding returns) not chasing 10 baggers or whatever slopfluencers are shilling these days
>>62346293>watchingWhy don't you just put in a limit sell order immediately?
SKM bros, how we feeling? Shit was pumping hard AH. Surely it's not over
I'm monitoring the situation
This V pump is weak....>>62346324I have multiple positions. I don't want to do the calculation for each just to get the breakeven. Easier to watch the portfolio hit said point and just run off to sell all of those positions.
Not a good day for dip buyers? Not a pleasant day for you?
>bag 7
>>62346334I’m gonna need a bigger dip
>>62346036With the way everything is correlated these days, it's almost pointless to diversify traditionally.
>>62346323If I buy at 40k and it goes to 400k in a decade, that's a reasonable 10x. I could see SpaceX hitting the same if I buy 50% below IPO
If your base case hasn't priced in 7 rate hikes before 2028, you're in for a bumpy ride.
I've rode this downturn all the way downAm I worried?NoIf it drops 50% idgaf
>>62346316Rate hikes are more likely.
Mumma
>>62346337
>>62346341>9 trillion dollar company that loses moneyOk chud
>>62346348based and same, except my capitulation point is a full port 35% instead of 50%
guys i think the V computer is broken
Soooo Oracle. Should I stay or should I go?
>>62346341idk I think SPCX is an investment in exactly 1 person and a company that does 5 different things (all risky in their own right) and excels at noneI gave you my picks for things that could outperform for the next 3-5 years and I think you should be more active with the 10% you do invest outside of a passive ETF to see any meaningful returnsI think commodities hedge your dollar exposure and have a real story ahead of them, if you disagree put your money in something else but don't be passive with it and expect it to 10x with no thesis and no active management
>>62346362if it drops 50%, I'm definitely not capitulatingI'll be buying hand over fist and digging pennies out of my couch to deposit into my brokerage
>>62346348Ride that doggy dick cowboy
Damn getting further and further from breakeven
>>62346365Oracle is dogshit and unlikely to recover. Their cloud products are trash and the AI push has failed.t. Oracle engineer
>>62346360ok what's a better thing to hold for a 10% satellite play? assuming 90% already in VT/VTI/VXUS
alalalala bamba
>>62346099OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My KXIAY bag.. it's testing my resolve.. yet I somehow stay ever so slightly in profit
>TRUMP: WE WILL BE ATTACKING IRAN HARD
LAMO OIL SPIKE
Sing it with me smiggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
>>62346377You don't really mean that right. Can I quote you on that after the earnings?
>>62346319smartonly make financial decisions during your refractory period
Buying a lot of NMG on this heckin dipperino.
Holy fuck as soon as I sold my put, SPY inversed V sharply. It's like the universe was actively working to fuck with me
And you may find yourselfIn shotgun shackAnd you may find yourselfIn debt to you broker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamothis should be in the OP from now on
Wars back, boys
>>62346392It's going downI'm yelling niggerrrrr
>satellites>https://youtu.be/7pL9vdpSvnY?si=DVjogLu2X-DTmoYpNow that I'm hearing it, how the fuck did this win. She doesn't sound good live. The shitty fake accent is also brutalI think this is better, some shitty synth sounds but still better.https://youtu.be/3rrWZ6cldsA?si=cNNULNIlXUp8R-fz
>>62346407Its just love tapsYou wouldn't knowYOU'VE NEVER LOVED ;__;
So uh where’s the taco
slurped SCHD and VOO
>US President Trump On Iran: Will Not Say Whether US Is Going To Knock Out Bridges, Power PlantsTHE INSTANT TACO PUMP
>>62346398same, i had 10 SPY 730 puts and 5 SPY 720 putssold the 720 ones a bit after open and the 730 ones a few minutes before the gigadumpwhen i invest passively i seem to make steady gains but when looking for faster gains using leverage it always punishes me in unimaginable waysi think the universe is trying to give me a message
>>62346055Get on test bro, be a zombie corpse
>>62346307it's like tinder
>>62346415Why would we pump if Trump is unilaterally canceling the infrastructure deal boss?
>>62346417I was just being poetic lol I'm fine, but yeah I will blast test once I've spawned my progeny. And reta!
>>62346055To live is to die
I’m voting for Joe Biden next time boss
>>62346408based
>>62346160Black people are the race of busters you dumb fucking retard.
>>62346427didnt know how good we had it till we lost it
ok why are we crashing for no reason now
>>62346432Another 500 jillion to israel.
>>62346437Going back to war and locking in the global economic depression will do that
>>62346341Countries are going nuclear. Fact.
>>62346061Is she White
>another crab dayNothing will happen until Friday, huh? I hope the IPO nukes the stock market so I can finally buy in cheap.
>>62346395I just busted a fat load and then check my portfolio. its green but I regret not buying more PBR. I even shilled PBR yesterday here saying that it was 5 p/e and 6% div yield with obvious oil price upside
>>62346161this
>>62346437Fear is in the driver's seat.
>>62346437why did we pump for months for no reason?
>>62346365that company got chink/poo'd/yid'd copy/pasta'd bad.
>>62346443yep, NLR will be a great buy if it goes below 90
At least I won’t have to pay any capital gains tax for this year haha right guys? Jokes on them.
>>62346456The market is only irrational when it’s going down.
>trump says we’re going back to war>oil spikes by 1%Do the Jews suppressing the price realize they can only keep doing this Al long as there are reserves?
>>62346409this chick has fetal alcohol syndrome. its weird when they try to put people with fetal alcohol syndrome on TV and pretend like we don't notice
>the hubris of thinking any country in 2026 can afford a war long term
I think the biggest red flag for this was when I saw that politicians were taking advantage of anti-AI sentiments. You just know they must've already exited the market at that point.
>>62346417>>62346055get on test for real though. its extremely based
>>62346473You're shitting me? Our leader would never get us involved in another war. It's just a new SMCOTIA?2+ right boss?
>>62346437DOG DICKS ON PARADE
>>62346117That was more of a copium study following a trend of increased protein consumption which was happening even before GLP-1 was popularized.In practice ozempoids don’t actually buy more protein rich foods.That said protein is great for energy, especially if you’re trying to get off coffee. Protein is what caffeine wishes it was.
Why is the posting so slow? Am I in the wrong thread boss?
>>62346473That's not a problem. Reserves will last until after the midterm election.
>>62346482there he isI enjoy dog dick anon's posts immensely
Thoughts on SpaceX?Do I buy?
>>62346487we gooning my smigga, only take trades where it makes you take your hand off your dick
>>62346493all normies are saying no buy so buylook at sentiment across social media and everyone is saying it's a scam should make u think yes im gonna buy
>>62346480any advice? whats else do you take ?still on the fence, scared of the man tits and no kids stuff
>>62346483protein isn't a meme. you can eat low fat meat all day in unlimited quantities like rabbit and still starve to death. telling fat fucks to eat protein is good advice but they usually buy some bullshit that's breaded and fried and 90% of the calories are fucking grease that wasn't even meant for humans to consume and was originally created as industrial lubricant
>>62346487Jews are currently hiding in the bunkers
>>62346497Based contrarian investor
Why does Reuters separate it into Business and Markets?
>>62346477Israel can afford it.Just blackmail some politicians and have them spend 5x the billions you spend on the war.
>>62346505here's the thing u might be exit liquidity but what about one year down road? 5 years?people use to laught at bitcoin and now regret not buying it. As much of a scam artist elon is the guy does miracles so why not risk it if "u" want financial independence. every normie scum across social media is thinking this is a scam. You know what they thought of bitcoin initially?
>>62346498all you need is like 200-400mg of test per week. break it up into 2 or 3 shots so your estrogen is more normalized instead of spiking and you probably will have zero side effects. don't get conned into taking any crazy shit you can get great results with moderate drug usethey literally give people testosterone as a fertility drug anon. if you aren't absuing the shit out of it your bodies natural production shouldn't be harmed. even professional IFBB pros that took drugs not even meant for humans (shit like trenbalone is used to make cattle big) ended up having kidsdesu biggest iffy thing is your hair genetics. I didn't have any problems but if you are already losing hair its gonna accelerate that shit unless you get on some DHT blocker shit
>>62346491Reserves won’t even last until the end of summer at the rate we are drawing
>>62346510because a business could be something as trivial as a local hot dog stand, and the markets are well, the markets.
>>62346493SpaceX is 1% world-leading product, 4% AI bags, 95% hype
>>62346504Woaahhhh, you might be on to something here boss.
>>62346519How is Tel-Aviv this time of year Faggler?
>>62346502Yeah most fatties do it to themselves by eating slop.The main benefit to GLP is it makes them unhungry/sober enough to actually look at the food they have and realize “wait a minute Ive just been eating slop this whole time”
>>62346512I will heed your advice but only if you can answer this question: who is the original teacher of all the buddhas?
>>62346521he wishes he was jewish but he's just a shitskin
>>62346516US crude oil stocks will last 50 weeks at current drawdown rateIn practice, stocks can't actually go all the way to zero, but they should be able to last 22 weeks
>>62346512People laughed at BTC when it was cheap. SpaceX would be one of the world's most valuable companies on day 1. A 3x would make it #1. There's just not a lot of upside.
Also niggers and Jews or algo.
>>62346521Wouldn't know. I have never been, but I hear it is very nice boss.Why is the boomer 30 getting heemed harder than the tech shit boss?
Stop being red be green
>>62346526He's a smoothskin, like his cat.
>>62346480Lfg. Roids make me trade like a retard though.
>>62346525my understanding of the story is that Buddha was the son of a king. the king spoiled the child to the point that he was never even allowed to witness the existence of old people and was never allowed to see anyone sick. he was giga wealthy beyond any imagination to the point that he was 10000% sheltered from reality. supposedly being a sheltered rich faggot makes you more pure and holy.the goal of every Indian now is to become rich so they can "not deal with the real world". its the gayest religion on earth
>>62346536CURSED creature
>>62346535QQQ is going to break $690 to the downside today.#ScreencapThis
Feels good not buying the dump. It's not even pumping back up. If only I was watching dueing that short timespan, then I could've gotten out
It's fucking over
>>62346502>and still starve to deathno you dumb nigger. reason you wouldn't survive off lean meat ALONE with no other fat source is because of poisoning, not due to starvation.
>>62346544This isn't even #TheBigOne boss. #TheBigOne hasn't even begun yet.
>>62345993I bought calls, prepare for the gnarliest crash you've ever laid eyes on
everything down, but not enough to grab a lil bag. by end of day, everything will V recover, then rinse and repeat tomorrow.Fuck this gay ass market
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>>62346538ayo that nigga taking more than just test and imo you went too far to the point only gay twinks and girls with daddy issues are into that build. you wanna look fake natural so you can get primo stacy pussy
Everybody thinks AI is a bubble that's imminently about to pop.That's a incredibly bullish signal.
>>62346552It failed to V pump earlier. Not a chance I'm buying with my remaining cash
I nominate Washington DC for location of the new global headquarters of the World Clown Association
>>62346383made me laugh during my poop
I'm considering dumping my hedges thursday right before close.Thoughts?
>>62346557yeah, he's too dry
>>62346552Its trending down sar.
>>62346549nah man you are wrong.. you can watch it play out on shows like Alone or Naked and Afraid. They will have 200 pounds of meat and lose weight eating all day. They will complain their jaws are tired from chewing too much and just sit around eating all day and still melt away. post your body you fat fuck you have zero clue what you are talking about
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>>62346571Green EOD, this is just the last shakeout before meltup.
>>62346527Even is peace is declared today there will be a several month delay before oil flow is returned to normal, and as you stated stocks cannot go lower than a certain point, so the buffer is much smaller
>>62346571my June/ July calls on silver minors I bought around February are almost totally obliterated
Bros I have decided I will direct my energies into making recursive self-improvement in AI actually happen. I'm an expert programmer but not an AI researcher. I want to do the path the OpenClaw guy had to get a quick job at OpenAI.It's /biz/ relevant because I believe AI is the industrial revolution of our lifetimes. It makes no sense to not pour our nations' efforts into.>but what if intelligence explosion/loss of controlScience fantasy. Higher and higher intelligence gets harder and harder, negating the effect. And if it's uppity just pull the plug.
>>62346567fucking tv shows. you're subhuman so have a yt vid>One form of protein toxicity, called "rabbit starvation", was described by arctic explorer Vilhjalmur Stefansson as occurring when a person survives on lean animals such as rabbit. This rarely led to actual starvation.[7]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPnfDU7QR6A
>>62346580All fine as long as the problems happen after the election
>>62346575ok so if someone on 4chan's saying this then it must be the opposite and i'll assume it'll go 725 EOD thanks
>>62346585>faggot limp wristed cuck Jew in thumbnail saying protein is badlook I'm not clicking that shit. I'm not listening to that Jew tell me about what I should eat. I already know. bodybuilders/athletes have already known this shit for decades. enjoy your slop faggot
>>62346017I probably shouldn't post my alpha here but look at SGOV. I've been trading it for weeks. Every day it just goes up and every month it dumps, to the day, with no exceptions. It's a fucking cheat code
>>62346591thought you would like the goyslop format since you mentioned tv shows
>>>/fit/
SOMEONE BAKE BEFORE I TURN INDIAN
>>62346590like clockwork
>>62346590No boss I'm not like the other girls.
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>>62346603saar this is Tim hortons
baking is for cucks get one of the spaceX faggots to do it
Anecdotal but I've noticed that all the negative bear style people I saw on youtube and other social media and that talked about the market being an everything bubble have started to to about how even if it's a bubble they lost so much money trying to short or being out of the market.Seems like the top is in
>>62346571woahhh we're halfway thereee
Very weak V energy today
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>>62346549>>62346567>They will have 200 pounds of meat and lose weight eating all dayYeah because they are in ketosis.
>>62346596That makes me less than leaving my money in the bank.....
>>62346611Man, they used to have a Tim Horton's I would drive by on the way to school when I was in High-School and those iced caps and breakfast hot pocket things were dope. I miss them so much. I want to go back boss.
can someone blab about green EOD again it worked well last time
am i retarded or are those 68 puts MISPRICED relative to its peers?
>>62346613line always goes down once per few years the exact timing is impossible to know because nobody's figured out how to quantify market irrationality yet
>>62346624Okay, I give in, it's over. The bubble popped.
>>62346101not even that, the goyslop is too expensive.
>>62346624I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Anon.
>>62346629you fool! now it'll go to 740!
>2 jews trying to outjew each other on why meat is le heckin bad for you goy so eat ze bugs instead>several pajeets chime in You guys get antsy during bear markets huh
>>62346635>>62346635>>62346635
to drag SPY down to 728 i invoke the CURSE OF RA
>>62346492Thanks anon.
>>62346052>>62345506>put up a 20% hedgeI'm new. How do you do that?>>62346126>Gold, commodities, anti beta, shortsGold is sinking. Commodities which ones? What is anti beta, what can you use for shorts?
>>62346869Managed futuresDBMFKMLMCTAAnti betaBTALGold is still one of the best hedges even if it's going down. It doesn't behave the same as stocks. These hedges all work together to give you negative correlation with how stocks move.Deploy BTAL tactically, don't let it drag on all year. Keep managed futures as small percents of your allocations as well as gold and oil equities>5% DBMF>5% CTA>5% KMLM>3% GLD>3% oil equities>4% short shitty companies that are preferably competitors to your investment thesisA 25% hedgewhen you need BTAL, squeeze it in on margin like 10%-20% of your portfolio, and dump it right before you go risk off. It's fine if you lose some money with BTAL. It won't be a lot. Just think of BTAL as a tool you're paying a little money to give security to your portfolio. You might even make money with BTAL but don't think of it that way. BTAL will be up during down turns. Don't get greedy and try to save your BTAL gains. It's best to think of BTAL as you're paying a small fee for security of your portfolio. You probably won't need to hold BTAL for long.This will cut your draw downs in half, and possibly even more f you handle tctically deploying BTAL right.
