brazil edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62346635
green ID and we pump into close
Somebody give me good short ideas please
>>62347130>call volume is deadmaybe because we are at war, oil is mooning and inflation is 4.2% you fucking retard. no one actually really gives a fuck about rocket ships and data centers its just snake oil for faggots. you cant even give me a single thesis on how any of this shit will be monetized for trillions to even recoup infrastructure investmentrepost so bagholders can see it this thread too
>>62347156>Shorting the bottomLong GRRR and don't overthink it, I slurped 3,000 more shares today :3
>>62347157whenever i see this stupid fucking image i immediately ignore the post and keep scrolling without reading boss.
>>62347157What kind of SOC faggotry is that thing?
>>62347161Lose some weight faggler
>>62347149BA$ED
Inflation is 4.2%, buy stocks as a hedge
red id and we get 3 more -15% days
>>62347156Short the stocks that you own
>>62347155hope oracle tanks desu
nasa is a better plan than SpaceX assuming you're not getting in anywhere near the offering price
>>62347161its what I see in my mind every time someone says they signed up for the spaceX ipo. mouth agape waiting for Elon to bust a fat load right on their face before he steals their pocket change
I'm at -6.66% for the day lads
the entire market is held together by farts,remember to sell for your lives
you told me this was a new paradigm for semi's /smg/ reeeeeeeeeeeeee! look at how deseperate these mumu baggies are >>62347149. im supposed to believe this is a new paradigm?????? at least i only need a pump that goes about 1/3 of the way to the pico top to breakeven
>why do zoomers buy pokemon cards for thousands of dollars they're such a fucking stupid generation lol
Are there websites with an overview of market valuation to equity and EBIT for every stock on a given market?
>multi wicksWhat does this unironically mean? tons of sellin in that range so it keeps getting rejected?
>>62347174
>no slurp postsBottom signal
ORCL. $177 AH.See you fuckers in an hour.
sell in june or your parents will find your body curled up on the floor in a dried up blood pool
>>62347174it's okay, you probably loaded on semis this last months and took profits like most of us right
>>62347183I DONT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY TO SLURP FUCCCCCCCCCCCC
The bottom just keep falling out for Uranium. wtf?
>>62347175Pretty much. This whole market is very fake and nothing is being done to actually support the underlying economic structure required to keep the market doing what it's doing. It's all "secret stimulus" to build data centers that are out of date before they even open and that once you get anything approaching quantum computing are going to require massive overhauls. The whole thing is an actual scam and you are in fact living in The End Times.
The paradigm holds.
>>62347192Nigga the bottom falling out da whole market
>>62347183I bought some CCL, UBER, CEG and META today but I think all that shit is probably going lower but I generally like where their charts are at and will scale them into any dumpening
>>62347194
I liquidated 1/3 of my port to cash. How long are my fellow slurpers waiting until we feast?
>>62347172I take that back. xovr is better than nasa
Every day I tell myself, "I should open a short position and hold it" but I never do, meanwhile it just keeps going down.
>>62347206Not selling is the same as buying, boss.
>>62347144This red dicked dog is hanging tough. I'll ride mu down to 750 if that's what it takes to get to 1500
>>62347210SMIGGA YOU ARE MISSING THE SLURPSTICK YOUR FAT FUCKING PIG HEAD IN THE TROUGH AND SLURP FROM ITS BOUNTFUL HARVEST
>>62347187I loaded on semis in jan and havent taken profits. I don't want to deal with the tax lol
>>62347210QQQ 675 and then just DCA every -5%. after it trend reverses to bull and your position is green you can sell it and buy QLD or some shitI dunno I'm not your fucking dad
If i have $10 to invest, where should i put it
>>62347214WOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH
If someone would be so kind as to alert me when the bottom will be in and when funds will be safe to deploy again I would be extremely grateful.
Are the markets just going to keep nosediving even long after SpaceX IPO goes live?Did the AI sector just die overnight just like that? The whole planet just gave up on AI development?
>>62347215what if it requires going to $50 and crabbing there for 2 decades?
>>62347231Okay I'll let you know when I full port SOXS friend.
POWER HOUR PLEASEFIX THIS NOWNO MORE DUMPINGKEVIN
>>62347224I just asked what you’re doing I didn’t ask for you to tell me what to do smigger
>>62347236The whole point of the SPCX accelerated shit&piss5000 inclusion was so they get guaranteed buys as it's crashing.
>>62347231bottom for the day is scheduled to arrive sometime between 3:21pm and 3:46pm
My gold, please, buy my gold, I'll even suck your dick if you take it
>>62347236>the whole planetits almost exclusively an American ponzi scheme like usual anon>give up on caringthey never did. you cant even tell me what the data centers are for or what they are going to do or why private for profit tech fag companies need all of the water and energy in america>overnightyes. the rug pulling is always violent as fuck and leaves goys ass blasted
I am -0.4% today. I am sleepy and i want soxl to go -99% then rise up 300%. When should I buy ai semis?
If some broccoli balls zoomer calls me unc one more time, I am shorting roblox
>>62347192Is it fuel/sulfur costs?
Just got off the phone with President Trump, Iran has agreed to give up all their uranium, open the strait, and assist Israel in annexing the whole region. Peace deal will be signed at market close. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62347225Buy a far otm 0dte SPY option and pray
>>623472493980 best I can do, right now.
>>62347179I was thinking about buying one of them Charllizards and this card album with R2-D2 on it to store all my expensive magic cards that are not currently being used boss.
>>62347193yeah, it's also held together on the constant reassurance that the hormuz situation is essentially already resolved yesterday via twitter when it just keeps going and going.
>mfw still green todayImagine keeping all of your bags in shit touched by digital infrastructure.
>>62347253maybe you should stop larping as diddy on roblox?
>>62347255>and every american gets their own persian concubine as wellholy FVCK
>>62347242cant believe its already power hourI'm royalty fucked.t-thanks obama-san
>>62347250>its almost exclusively an American ponzi schemeyou know nothing about AI, not even who is at the forefront of AI development
>>62347250>you cant even tell me what the data centers are forData obvs>or what they are going to doStore and process data>why private for profit tech fag companies need all of the water and energy in americaData centers run hot and sheeeit
I was bamboozled into averaging down on META. Fuck this shit.
Check out SMCI computer>Super Micro Computer (SMCI) plummeted 19.6% after announcing a $7 billion equity financing plan to support AI server orders
>>62347276Kek didn't some anon just buy SMCI yesterday or did I hallucinate that
>>62347181The longer the leg in either direction typically indicates a stronger rejection of price in that direction. If you zoom out it looks like SNDK wants to hold its 20 day sma but it also doesn't want to climb back above 1750. It doesn't really look all that unsure on the 1 day or the 4 hour looks more certain about bottoming than a lot of the other silicon tickers. At least to me anyway your mileage may vary.
>>62347214This is so true...
>doomerretards are trying to piggyback this dump onto their ai bubble thesis when this dump is caused by making liquidity for an xAI companyidk when exactly maybe this Monday but you're once again getting a dip buying opportunity and will instead use it to spread all time retard tier fud while you buy the top again
>>62347273>America invests 10 trillion dollars for servers to store illegally recorded videos of Americans masturbating at homeTHE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTIONdesu just invest in MCD, WMT and fentanyl powder
>>62347240Thanks fren!!>>62347247>soxl tripple-bottomed off 180idk man I think the 'pump thru AH/PM so we can dump at 9:30' algo has already been activated for today...
power hour pls... i'm hurtingalso nuke israel
Usually large IPO means it's the top. So did the market knew and sold days before and now we're going downwards? Is this the top for atleast few months or possibly till the election?
Wow AMFN whales are really freeing up a lot of cash for SPCX today
>Micron dropped below $900Looks like the AI bubble is over. But the question is where are all the billionaire investors rotating into? It's not clear to me.
>>62347283cool show me your all in positions. no? then im writing you off as a mumu trying to pump his bags. not using the remaing 55% cash position. if it pumps i get back what i lost but not a chance im losing all the gains ive made by going all in and it dumps
>>62347291its entirely possible we don't see a new all time high for multiple years on the nasdaq. if you think I'm joking I just know you are a newfag and you probably are ngmi if we dump and then crab for 2 years.
>“Today, I am pleased to announce that this effort has resulted in more than 100 MILLION Barrels of Oil making its way through the Straight, and into the Open Market,” he added.m'oil baglords??
>>62347296Spending money on Onlyfans whores IRL until after Labor Day.
>>62347181>tons of sellinmore like there's no buyerseveryone is looking at spaceX
>>62347297I'm 100% cash waiting to buy the dip you shit eating retard wtf do you think the point of my post was? God you're dumb and the reason this general is shit. Go buy the top some more idiot
>>62347055the year is 2026 and AI cope is STILL here.
>sour hour
>>62347181>>62347305this is called a failed auction btw, it's a strong sign of reversal
>>62347310our culture is not your costume creep
>>62347308They've disclosed to their investors exactly when they plan to be profitable meaning they're trading on the assumption of not being profitable for years. Restating what is already known but adding doomerism to it doesn't change reality my guy. You're going to be replaced by ai because you're stupid and overpaid
>>62347301Just invade already you fat fuck!
>>62347318Thanks doc
>>62347296Beta yanking on it (the qs be dipping below 700) so it can still decide to do its own thing but yeah definitely a level to watch.
>>62347318Thanks doc.
>>62347306>100% cashIf you know a dip is coming enough to be in all cash why not buy some puts and get even bigger when it's time to buy?
>>62347188how hard and high did you go in? i need soxl at about 220 to walk away without a loss.
Unironically a lost decade for tech would be the pain trade at these levels
What's the next thing to start investing in now that AI is dead?
>>62347306Down 300k so far. Only another 6% to go and Im putting 1m in tqqq, come on baby!
Gonna go all in on SOXL when it hits $75
>>62347336You mean 7.50
Sometimes when I feel bad about my losses I zoom out and go Yep, just a healthy correction, much needed. And then I feel a little better
>>62347327would unironically be a good thing for the US if the stock market wasnt a parasite on society that kills its host when removed.
>>62347322I don't trade options there's no reason to whatsoever. If I really wanted to play the downside is just buy soxs but it's a bigger gamble than buying an obvious dip.
>SPY keeps going downI'm only like $80 in the green for today, what the fuck.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62347194CAKE is up almost 4% btw.
>>62347340Why are you here?
I unironically should have locked in micro profits over 900. I don't know what the fuck to do niggers. I'm a gay retard
>>62347304the amount of money being printed to the worst people in the USA right now is violently disgusting. there was never this amount of scumbags in rural USA in the 00s.
foolproof way to earn money by doing literally nothing:>step 1: look for tech stocks releasing earnings that day>step 2: ask AI the % that stock is likely to go up or down>step 3: calculate the current price of that stock against that %>step 4: buy the closest option to your goal price two hours before closing (i.e., if your stock is $160, and it's likely to go +/-15%, buy a $180 call or $135 put)>step 5: call only if already going up, put only if already going down>step 6: wait>step 7: sell 15 minutes before market close>step 8: profitworks every time
>>62347354Tell me more.
>>62347274never give up metabro
Looking bleak...
>>62347301>"and the Dow is over 50000-ACK"
>>62347353If you have enough shares to write calls you can collar. If you really don't like MU losing 900 you can ratio it even farther otm on the put side.I would say just be sure 900 is lost before you panic.
Yeah I think it's time to stop trading options... Made 3k gambling during the April rally but lost it all which was whatever. At least I've only lost $500 so far out of my own money.
>>62347355can you ask your AI about ORCL earnings?
>>62347274META and MSFT are two companies that could very well see their share prices drop by 75% from here and never recover. MSFT has one of the worst CEOs in tech and META is facing increasing litigation to the cash cow aspect of their business that allows them to torch money on stupid shit like the Metaverse and whatever the fuck those glasses are that no one uses or ever will use.
>>62347283This drop is going to bring everyone back to reality and question if AI is actually worth investingAI companies will have to prove their profitability, which they can't
>>62347360m8...The dip is liquidity for spacex. Index funds are being forced to liquidate for it since it's automatically worth $1.5t making it one of the largest companies instantly. That means voo, spy, qqq, etc all have to buy it. The dow doesn't mean anything rn
>>62347353im getting a little antsy desu>bottom signal
lol, lmao
>>62347355
>>62347368I remember saying this about Google and how garbage its two biggest money makers were, search and YouTube.Than they had the top AI for a while and 3x.
>>62347370The sp500 is not going to include it. But a lot of the vanguard type shit like VTI that track other indexes will. Plus the obvious which is the nasdaq 100 being rigged to get it in.
>>62347369no it's a manufactured dip that will rotate right back into tech after the ipo. the market mechanics are slap you in the face repeatedly obvious. you have to be a literal hillbilly bucktooth retard to not know how this works
>>62347365i did exactly what i said and i made +25%, i don't even plan on participating lolclaude says +/-13%, likelier bearish case, so i came to $177 earlier. bought $170 & $165 puts to punch down a little. pulling out my initial investment and only using profit for my puts.
I'm so pissed. I put 40k of the money i was saving for a house in voo on Monday. Down 1k. I had basically given up on it and was like fuck it i will wait a year. I wouldn't worry but now I found a house I actually like ... i suck at this shit even fucking being an etf fag is a failure for me. Fuck it im using my memory gains to buy that shit
power half hourplease.....
>>62347301>100 million100 days if closure = 1 million a day.USO, we're going up, up, up, it's our moment.
>>62347377it doesn't matter at all. index funds have to buy it due to its valuation which means they have to create liquidity for it. that's 100% the reason for the dump
Why hasn't anyone created a Claude bot that analyzes public financial statements of all publicly traded companies and identifies undervalued ones?
Hit it with the left, hit it with the right. I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night
Stop with the 0dte's already. Fuckin vix wont stop
Predictions on KOSPI market later tonight?
>>62347354>>62347357yeah its pretty dystopian now but we have been heading down this path for decades.>glorify crime>any means necessary/Machiavelli lifestyle>scour the most dangerous ghettos for tattood gunshot victims and give them million dollar contracts making music about selling pills>no heroes. literally every single person you have ever seen or idolized got to the top by being born into it old money or fraud/crimeits only natural for this to accelerate to the point where every man under 30 is trying to 100x on prediction markets and shitcoins and every girl over 30 is trying to sell pussy
>>62347370>The dip is liquidity for spacexand if I buy other (good) companies that have gone down, is this cheating?
I have a question about taxessay you have 10 positions, and you're cashing out on themand it's enough money that's taxablewhat f one of your postions is down consderably but you want to keep holding it, can you sell it for realised losses, then immediately buy it again and have those realised losses come off your tax bill for the other positions you're up on?
>>62347387Because doing such wouldn’t match the performance of the market. LLM’s are not good at this right now if ever.
>>62347390
>>62347382No
>>62347378You clearly don't realize how much people are starting to hate AI. Why would they rotate their money back into an unsafe sector?
>>62347385It matters quite a lot because think of every single passive fund dollar tracking the sp500. That's not going into spacex. Most of these funds are passive too not active. So they haven't reblanced a thing. The argument is hot money in retail is evacuating the current thing (semis, ai chokepoints more broadly) for the new thing.
>>62347393Look up rules regarding wash sales. This is probably what you’re looking for.
I'm genuinely thinking of selling my memory stocks. Up 36k and 25k respectively on mu and sndk. Why am I such a greedy faggot. I just believe it will get better.
>>62347376Sometimes stage 4 cancer gets "cured." It's not the norm. MSFT and META are structurally broken companies, with META being a better bet overall than MSFT because the Zuckerberg still has vision and most of the assaults to the company are coming from the outside. MSFT is an inside job with a sleepy CEO turning the company into Little Mumbai while every single part of the company burns to the ground. Between the two, I'd pick neither, but if I had to pick one, it'd be META though I don't have much hope for that one either.
>>62347392yes you're a retail baggot you're supposed to be crying and running around in fear spouting thy end is near whilst simultaneously selling everything and buying canned food before the good lord smites thee whatever you do don't buy good companies that are down for profit
>>62347387Because AI doesn't work. Also you can ask Claude code to do this, no building needed
>>62347155hooker?
>>62347401Wtf sndk went green right after I sold
>>62347398voo, qqq and spy all have to buy SpaceX. it matters virtually none.
>>62347379$10k -> $13.5k right now btw. +35% in an hour for doing jack shit
>>62347412Its gonna go parabolic tomorrow.
Suck My Cock Incorporated
>>62347406I kind of like Meta but agree on Microsoft. I just dont think your taking into account how bring a money printer gives you so much maneuverability. I wish I had not sold my google at the bottom is all.
>>62347368>source: my ass
>>62347370This dip is significantly more than 1.5 trillion...
>>62347276I hope it dumps below $15. 19% in a bleeding market isn't compelling :/
>>62347413I can't be any more blunt than "the sp500 will not fast track spacex". So passive funds like VOO will not be buying it and no passive fund has bought a single share of spacex yet or liquidated a single dollar to get ready for it. If you don't understand this statement of fact I don't know what else to tell you.
>>62347350there are only a few ways to have a good life in the US today and this is one of them. I'll be graduating with an accounting degree next year. Do you really find what you're doing fulfilling? this is sad. its sad this is something people have to do to feel secure nowadays. And its so twisted. A very sick system that needs to take its medicine.
>SLV down like 25% in a month
>>62347421It's not supposed to perfectly line up. There's speculation. Also there's natural market mechanics that itself would create a bit of a dip. Inflation and Iran war fud but these would pass after a day or two. OPEX is coming up soon tho
>>62347155ORCL please dont disappoint.
>>62347423its just bagholder cope narrative>we are down because they are going to buy so hardlmao
>>62347423Have fun being on the wrong side of history
>>62347427Bottom's in
I bought June 12th 175p on ORCL that’s already up 25%
>>62347406Your objective to Microsoft seems entirely racial in nature. Not surprised coming from 4chan but that same retard logic prevented you from buying into Google at $100 a few years ago. There’s a reason you specifically have underperformed the market every year you have participated.
>>62347445Did your father arrive?>>62347441Lmao what is this cope
>>62347401Why sell unless you need the money immediately. You will regret it next year. Let winners run.
>>62347453Every major index fund will hold SpaceX by July. idk what else to tell you you're a drooling retard
>>62347427GLD is down 6.55% YTD and the year is half way over. after we had that entire news cycle late 2025 and most of 2026 about gold's impressive run and high targets. Either this is a huge buying opportunity or baggie minting.
power fifteen minutesplease.....!
>>62347456Ok bro
Spacex being the cause of this is my only hope that it comes to an end soon, why the fuck would gold and other shit be down too
>>62347431its looking ugly. i opened this morning at 201, felt really good as it ran up to 210, and literally just sold before it crossed my purchase price. good luck man
>>62347431ORCL will do fine and get sold off anyway. They're executing pretty well, but the market is going to punish them for their association with software. MSFT is the biggest problem in IGV right now because the CEO is repugnant. Every time he would talk on earnings calls (it's all recorded or AI generated that's how little he gives a shit), the price would plummet. Every time the CFO spoke, the price would spike. Until ORCL can somehow detach from that association, it is going to get punished regardless of how well they do. And they are doing well. Ellison knows what he is doing and he isn't a subhuman street monkey.
>>62347424Yes. I have gone from 600k to 6m over the span of 6 years. As a econ major I love markets, they are beautiful. Top it off Im getting into epistemology and the people here are unknowingly perfect examples of truth seekers. Most people are delusional, they never have to pay the consequences of their stupid thoughts. Stock market however makes you pay hard, forcing you to face the brutal reality of the immutable laws of global capitalism. Take your medicine and read some Steven Pinker.
Lower low achieved!
Eyyyy the Oracle crash is getting priced in already.
>>62347464Elon is from Africa thobeit
>>62347472Whoa bro, that's kinda racist
>>62347458>>62347466The fact that KMB is mooning while GOLD is shitting the bed should tell you all you need to know about the market. And no, it's not my job to educate you sweaty. You shouldn't even be in the market if you don't understand what's going on here.
>>62347477That’s why I bought puts this morning.
>>62347429>There's speculation. Also there's natural market mechanics that itself would create a bit of a dipSo this... I dont think its space X. If it bounces you could be right, and it could, but Ill see you at -15% and I hope you remember this post.
>>62347466>Spacex being the cause of this is my only hope
>>62347483It is SpaceX there was too much selling low volume hours on no news last night that's institutions retail doesn't do that
>>62347481i bought them not even an hour and a half ago, +40%
>>62347480@grok explain
erm... what was that?
>>62347481I'm strongly considering just rotating between inverse ETFs and these stocks during this crabby market, but I'm going to cause things to turn fully bullish again as soon as I touch the latter.
wat
why are stocks doing so badI thought we were at the golden age of stocks
Hey I recovered a lil
>>62347491***former
This is a great week to be holding cash, which I am, but that makes it a boring week for /smg/. I miss the fun and whacky posts of swingy weeks. "What are your positions today, fellas? Cash? Yeah me too." I also miss seeing my number go up. Boy, IPO day had better be whacky. I've got high hopes for the entertainment value when SpaceX goes public.
>>62347466it may be a catalyst but it's not the cause
O CHADS KEEP WINNINGRENT IS DUE WAGIE, PAY UP
the math ain't mathin'
>>62347472Not holding any ORCL but hope for the semi stocks that they dont disappoint like AVGO did.
>>62347493The underlying economic support necessary to support the stock market doesn't exist. Instead, the U.S. is serving as Arch Golem for Israel and wasting resources enabling the imperialist ambitions of a Jewish ethnostate.
>>62347477>>62347477>Oracle crashBet they didn't see that one coming!
>>62347486Yes, it is institutions. A wise man once said There's speculation. Also there's natural market mechanics that itself would create a dip
What super fucking weird candle. Have you ever seen one like that? What does it mean for these SPY calls I bought to hold overnight boss?
>>62347466God Elon really does turn everything he touches to shit. We don't hate billionaires enough.
>>62347507God dammit Carlos you're a loose cannon!
This is manufactured, either to shake out overextended bulls, or to bait bobos
>>62347517>le appeal to a higher power
Everyone's slurping GOOGL right before close.
>>62347517I'm reckon she gaps up and fucks the bears tomorrow (not in a good way), that's why I bought half a fuckton of SPY calls to sit on overnight boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
I think I should just diamond hands these SPY Days Jan 27 $870c
>>62347523>-1.45%
>>62347523-4.45% NIGGERS
>>62347517I think /bant/ is more your style friend. You can talk about how adrenocrome vampires and the CIA control 52 trillion in assets, not counting gold, crypto, and international markets. Youll love it there.
>>62347523Today: -3.00%This Week: -2.76%This Month: -8.38%This Year: +17.56%12 Months: +21.10%Not good I guess
>>62347523
>>62347523+0.1% or something like thatoracle price movement got really crazy right at close
>>62347523-1.97%
>>62347523Not good, bob.
>>62347523Flat, because I don't have any trading positions left
>>62347523thread so dead even DING DING bro aint getting any (YOU)s
>>62347523+0.69%
>>62347523-7.42%>midweekNot checking
That dump must be oracle
>>62347523+0.05%
two outcomes for ORCL:>literally everything possible goes wrong: +20%>literally everything possible goes right: -20%
>>62347511Yet TSLA is at 1.4T at a modest 360 PE
>>62347523-0.48%
>>62347523Not checking
>>62347511I've said it before and I'll say it again. The classic robber baron of past generations, with the cigar and top hat, was infinitely preferable to having a gaggle of diagnosably autistic comsci weirdos running the world. Bezos et al came out with genuinely incredible services that earned every single penny of revenue, but the whole thing has slowly gayified into a morass of overfunded oddballs who took Nick Land seriously. Which would be fine if they were profitable, but they aren't. Anthropic will probably be profitable someday because Claude is too useful to go away, micron really is selling SSds like none other, of course some are doing well. But a lot of these companies are pure navel gazing with no real path to a good balance sheet. Elons projects are a good example where he's been overpromising on literally retarded shit for decades but never gets punished by the market for failing to deliver.
Well, well, well I bought some MU at $900 and it's already at $890. Another brilliant financial decision
Why is gold down -4% plus. Fucking BENCHODES.
>>62347523...
>>62347548>micron really is selling SSds like none otheri was under the impression the golden goose for micron was dram? i think ssds is more sandisks thing
>>62347548Only poor retards think that missing a target should result in "punishment". I get that your abuela would whip you with an electrical cord or beat you with a shoe if you didn't wash out your glass of horchata properly, but in the business world it doesn't work like that.
aboslutely batshit insane price movement on oracle
VOO: 666oh no no no no no no
aaand that's game for ORCLggs
Don’t think oracle did to well on earnings lol
>>62347523Broadly speaking, it was a rough session across the markets. Major pullbacks in your leveraged equity positions (like UPRO and SSO) along with a drop in goeasy (GSY) drove most of the daily losses.Today's Change: -$71,592.51 CADDaily % Change: -1.63%
>>62347562did you see the vertical spike before though? it was like, to the moon, then straight to hell
>>62347560>>62347562>>62347565What else did you expect? They laid off tons of people recently meaning they had tremendous financial problems.
>>62347562>double beat>dump based
>MU rugging on the last minute to catch people offsidesNigger behavior.
>>62347548Shut your fucking mouth!
>>62347562>>62347567shit do i buy here!?!?!?
>>62347565We're a bit less than an hour away from it. Of course, it's just going to get more massacred. The only time I remember earnings getting a good reaction has been somewhere in December for Micron, I guess.
>>62347523A calm -2.04%>>62347562oof
I got $0.90 in dividends today.
Oracle crashing in the after--hoursGentlemen, it has been a privilege speculating with you
>>62347549wait a month. I bought NVDA at 212.>>62347561kek
>>62347579You guys can deal in the real world, I'm out of here boss.
>>62347548You are absolutely correct. Elon Musk is a very strange character because as far as smart people go, he's pretty fucking stupid. He's not an Einstein, he's not an Oppenheimer, he's not a Feynman or Fermi. He's really more like a P.T. Barnum blessed by something or someone because again, you are 100% correct, the valuations his companies command for the duration of time that they do is unheard of. You could almost understand why he thinks the world is simulation because his success is absolutely nonsensical and in almost any other universe, he'd be overseeing reverse splits of everyone of his companies and lawsuits out the ass. Listen to a few of his earnings calls. It's like he doesn't even understand what's going on at his companies 95% of the time.
>>62347579theyre already slurping the dip man its halfway back up
>>62347578kek, love the random tiny dividend sweeps
AAAAAAA FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVEYTHING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'M ONLY UP 50% YTD
>>62347576Oh, now I received the report.
>>62347562>>62347579slurpers in control
Official /smg/ themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTZYqODo7o0
What do you guys think is better?VGTor 2x QQQ?
>>62347587My favorite is when I get 1099 from my bank for like $3.
I’m gonna need a bigger drop on ORCL boss
>>62347595God bless our brave slurpersI'm thinkingWe AreSoBack!
Larry!!!! You know what you arrrrrrre!You're a son of a AAAIIAAAIIIAAAAAAAA
>>62347584 >. You could almost understand why he thinks the world is simulation because his success is absolutely nonsensical and in almost any other universeKek. I font know, buddy worked gor him as head engineer on Tesla battery line. Said the guy was the real deal, understood the mechanics of one part perfectly.
so do you think it goes like this
>>62347595>>62347602I wish all you "slurpers" a happy pride month, go out there and get them, make my deep as fuck out of the money SPY calls in the money SPY calls tomorrow boss.
>>62347523Oil/Vixboss quickly checking in. +1.5%.Heavy in Europoor oilers, so tomorrow bigger paamp.Sizzlers tonight.
>>62347597Voo, wait for a 15% dip, tqqq. Octopus gang.
>>62347602total slurper victory (as usual)it really was just a little gully
>>62347584Elon Musk is just the embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effecthe knows a little, but not enough to understand that he knows nothing.He's as smart as the average Reddit or 4chan poster that has a BA or some college.
>>62347523ITS SO FUCKING OVER
an inversion on ORCL was attempted, but if i've learned anything about tech earnings these past few weeks is that this'll completely blow over during the actual earnings call. stay tuned for that in 45 minutes
>>62347523It's not looking good.
>>62347612Check again bud
LARRY NIGGERSON BTFO
>>62347626Check again, again
>Axios>@axios>Sources said one option Trump is considering is launching an operation that is big in scale but short in duration, with the aim of pressing Iran to change its position in the negotiations.WE HAVE A SITUATION
LARRY NIGGERSON IS SO BACK
>>62347621this isn't just any saas, this is larry's big boy software enterprise, zion don's top guy>>62347626the IDF confirms that a vile antisemitic counter-dip did take place, but it was counter-slurped by our brave dip-buyers, nothing to worry about
What was that rumor about Ellison being the new Ted Turner in regard to getting an historical heeming like Time Warner AOL?
>I love the inflation -t. Drumpflmao me too
>>62347626it'll hang tight near green. that's normal. everything until the call at 5PM ET is a kneejerk reaction. if their guidance is shit we're crumbling back to -10% in no time
>>62347584>>62347616I don't remember asking IQ80 redditors about Elon musk
>>62347523-0.0068%Muh puts are saving me, thanks puts
>>62347625Yeah I'm gonna need to cool it on door dash orders for a little bit.
Zamn that was a quick slurparoo
>>62347630Check again, again, again
I'm surprised ORCL didn't sell off even worse. You may as well call this one a win for now.
>>62347473>got lucky in a turbo tard infinite bull market that lasted years and anything worked>thinks he is a genius>has his head deep in his assthat's my take on you.. maybe I'm wrong but I doubt I would want to have a beer with you
>>62347523Very bad, but will hold...
>>62347144I think in 3 years the market will absolutely be flooded with chips. How bad is that for both Nvidia and SOXL?Would SOXL get raped or benifit from cheaper input?
>For the fourth quarter, Oracle saw earnings per share (EPS) of $2.11 on revenue of $19.18 billion. That's better than the EPS of $1.97 and $19.09 billion in revenue analysts were expecting, according to a Bloomberg analyst consensus.>The company reported EPS of $1.70 and revenue of $15.9 billion in the same period a year ago.>Oracle's Cloud business revenue, which includes Cloud Applications and Cloud Infrastructure, came in at $9.91 billion. Wall Street was looking for $9.99 billion.>Cloud Infrastructure hit $5.79 billion. Analysts were projecting $5.72 billion.>Remaining performance obligations (RPOs), a measure of contracts the company has signed, but has yet to deliver on, topped out at $638 billion, ahead of expectations of $589.5 billion.
>>62347650Do you realize how volatile these markets have been these past six years, freak boy?
>>62347660Remember the great 22-24 dip?
>>62347650Kek, seething uneducated poorfag incel. We would never be in the same location. Talking about the vaxx in 2026, do you even leave your house, lol.
>>62347639Yeah bro, tell me more about the mermaid Elon showed you.
>>62347523dont want to look
>>62347654Yeah no.
>>62347450How's it doing now?
>>62347637We have beautiful inflation don't we? Some say it's the best inflation in the world. I'd call it the best inflation.
>>62347637Donald has an inflation fetish
>>62347668Finna get IV crushed tomorrow morning
damn oracle dumped again... no dip buyers this time it seems...
>>62347598not gonna lie I just throw a shitton of tax forms in the trash that I get in the mail for random shit that I buysorry boss I'm not living in that world
Uh... Dump SNDK again, please? They're basically Oracle. Get it down to $1400.
>>62347663>do you even leave your housenot often. I don't have a job and my girlfriend buys groceries
>the 100,000 year old company Oracle is still making fresh bagholders to this dayThat's definitely a lasting business model.
>>62347681I haven't a filed a federal tax return since 2009 boss.
>>62347681I believe the rule is you do have to report it if it's greater or equal to $20 in interest. Otherwise it goes in the trash like jury duty notices.
>>62347684It shows. How fat is she?
>>62347685>these bags were promised to me 3000 years ago
The semi trade are reversing
>ORCLMaybe Larry will say the n word on the call again
>>62347691breh I could fuck your mom if I wanted to
>>62347327>lost decadeoh no that solidifies me into being a wagie for life ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
>oracle is planning more debt issuance Ruh roh raggy, not what you want to be seeing during the build out of a highly speculative investment that’s already cost tens of billions, especially while rates might go up.
>>62347695A poverty phone poster with an inferiority complex. Im sure you actually believe that...
>>62347578I made $0.25 yesterday.We're gonna nickel and dime 'em until we're rich!
>>62347695You look like shit & I bet you still have fat girl confidence.
It’s hard to believe this woman once looked like this
it just occured to me i could have bought ORCL at 187, and 3 minutes later sold at 200, would have made my 2x monthly wage in 3 mins
>>62347706Bro, he does that becuase he has no self esteem. You say that and theres a good chance he an heros.
>>62347717If he dies, he dies.
>>62347716there are so many opportunities everywhere for people who treat this shit like a flash game
so, how many more days of this?
>>62347716Hindsight's 20/20.But buy every dip always, even if you don't think it makes sense. ESPECIALLY if you don't think it makes sense.
>>62347721BTW this is a real picture of me.
>>62347693Apparently Supermicro announced it would 'raise $7 billion through a stock offering and another equity-linked transaction'. Did they just issue a bunch of new stocks?
now I understand why stop loss exists
>>62347730sounds like they're copying google, and google dumped hard
>>62347695Smigga you look like a MIB worm, never post your cursed physique in my /smg/ ever again!
>>62347730memory stocks would never need to do this
>>62347733>>62347727>>62347706>>62347704SEETHING
>>62347724Like, maybe 3 months, or 4 months from now. My dude.
>>62347724No more daily “peace deal is right around the corner and the ayatollah will personally give me a handy-j” announcements for the foreseeable future, so this will go on until morale improves.
where did the cuck story poster go? did he get banned? i miss jacking off to his erotic fiction.
>>62347731stop losses are for queers
Are stocks ever going back up again
>>62347748ngl i just watch my position like a hawk until its atleast >10% my entry
When's the fucking meeting I NEED MY BAGS PUMPED
>>62347740>no uLOL, yea Im lucky. Its not becuase you are a retard. You are a fun lolcow, bet you got picked on a lot in school.
>>62347755I find things always bounceback, except when they dont. How often has it saved you from disaster?
>PPI tomorrowPump price inflationI think tomorrow will be a green day
>>62347730>Super Micro plans to issue $1.25 billion in new shares and $3.75 billion of depositary shares, which represent fractional interests in the company’s newly-issued convertible preferred stock. The company also plans to utilize an at-the-market program to sell up to $2 billion of its common stock into the market starting the third quarter of 2026.Yup, but they aren't stupid.>The company, which designs and builds server and storage systems, said it has received $39 billion in orders for its AI servers in the past few weeks.This is going to be your 2nd chance to get in at the bottom. Don't fuck it up :)
>>62347771PPI is basically 99% within expectation especially after CPI only thing that matters is spacex
>>62347771BACK TO BANT wiTH YE
>>62347769i dont think its ever been an intelligent play. im just a bitch sissy who cant stand seeing red. but thats probably why my port is still barely 6 figs.
>gold miners have dumped so much as to actually nogger my accountEvery single thing has sucked over the last 2 years.
>>62347783I was actually trying to sell my call after giving out false information ITT just now but I realized I couldn't and now I'm fucked
>>62347790I mean I hold a shit ton of GSY right now so I cant judge. Would have saved me a lot of pain.
lets all agree tomorrow will be red so the algos pump it green
>>62347746Don’t worry, he’ll taco again once oil creeps back up over 100 and say peace is here.
>>62347805I've been bear posting all day but I bought CEG, META, UBER, CCL and PLAB today
how does swiftie still know nothing about how the markets work even after all this time?
>>62347805C;mon man, I have 300 Deep OTM SPY calls that expire tomorrow. You don't want to see all 300 of my calls expire worthless do you boss?
