So if you go to a white collar prison/minimum security prison, you can read and chill, study and learn skills for hours a day, get free education/certifications, hit the gym and exercise every day, get 3 free meals a day, socialize and make friends with people, get to do activities like wood shop, classes, play cards, chill and watch tv and bullshit. Hold on, this sounds better than actually working and participating in society. What's the catch? Sounds 100x better than stressing over some bullshit job and having no free time to do anything at all. Some even give you video games and computer time. The only downside is that you'll get no pussy, but it's not like anyone here gets any anyways.
>>62347853there's no guarantee you're going to minimum securityeven if you are, you're probably spending months or years in jail first, right alongside murderers and rapists and gangstersyou actually will probably have a lot of sex, you just won't like it at first.knowing how autistic most of you guys are, you're not going to survive even minimum security prison
>>62347853The catch is you already have to be rich enough to afford the best lawyers and pull the right strings to get yourself into minsec. And if you're that rich, you probably already could afford not to work and to do all the things you'd being doing in there anyways.
>Sell everything you own>Put it in investments>Forced hold for X amount of years>Accommodation, food, gym, etc all free in the meantime>Investments that have grown waiting for you when you get outComfy
>>62347867Just go to a super chill tax haven and commit a crime there, lol
>>62347881Just commit a crime in sweden
>>62347880Not if you invested it all in Chainlink
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>>62347853They make you work.
I would rather be free cause I have more options of things to do. But if you asked me to choose between probation and minimum security prison its prison every time.
>>62347853Yep. I regularly roleplay as an international student who rented out a single room and lives minimalist while maximizing productivity
>>62347853And the building has decent walls, a rarity in America.
the other prisoners will make your life hellit's set up like that on purposethey can't legally torture you but they can set up the environment where the prisoners will torture each othera christian concept if there ever were one. like hell being merely a state of existing without god, and tormenting yourself forever with memories of your own sins
>>62348015not if ur top dog and bench heavy bro
>>62347853In Norway the maximum security prisons are like this. You literally can murder somebody in Norway and get to live an almost perfect neet life as punishment. They even get you gaming consoles
