ETHA calls edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesNew thread>>62348565
pamp pamp pamp!
trumps going to announce more strikes right in the middle of the market and a giant red rocket will go up your ass
>>62349868Gigantic Bull Market is Incoming!!!Stop taking the money out into cash and BUY the index!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecmoc7PSGJAYou don't know who Larry Williams is? Google him!He got 70% of his predictions right for 40 years,90%of predictions right for general market direction.This is not a shill! He is an actual market master.Literally google him!
>futures
What are your hopes and aspirations for tomorrow and Friday's markets?
>>62349884i don't care it doesn't matter
>>62349884I cant take anymore red or im gonna kms. /smg/ told me this was profit taking.
It's still 2-3 months too early for crypto. Crypto chuds please restrain yourselves
PUMP
>>62349868what stock is this
>>62349884Gold to 6000
>>62349901silver to 500
>>62349890>ignore RG because grug was out and binner exited early>memerev won
>>62349908>memerev wonit was his turn
>>62349893The market almost recovered 100 points from the lowpoint a few hours ago. Shit like this almost never happens after a pump, but is regular practice after a dump.
>SpaceX oversuscribed by 4xI don't see a timeline were this doesn't end up with at least +30% on day one, really. Whether it's deserved or not is not the point.
how the fuck is oil down?????
>>62349923trump secret plan is working
I will buy SPCX when I'm ready and not a moment sooner.
>futaserhm... mumusisters? are we back? be honest with me
i'm just gonna buy spacesex
>it's another premarket trap
>>62349927PUMP NOWASK QUESTIONS LATER
>>62349930the trap is that you think it's a trap but it's actually not a trap
>>62349919Elon cultist bonus is real. Tesla is a shitco that has been selling false promises since its inception. The core EV part of the business is crap, FSD keeps getting kicked down the road. Now those are both old news they pivoted to selling new false promises about their gay robots to keep the company alive.SpaceX is just following the same playbook with the AI data centres in space. It's probably never going to be profitable but it will have a mammoth market cap because people will just swallow the hype and bullshit.
>>62349923We've already been through this, you're investing in a fraudulent system.
>>62349934I know these niggers are going to crush our hopes and dump everything again
how over is it anons? is it over? it feels so over, my financial life is so over.should i sleep? its just gonna fast forward financials life doom, i dont want to sleep. im so tired...
Why are they raising deposit facility Rate in the EU?
>>62349936starlink is pretty cool tho
ha ha now we wait for the pee pee eye
>>62349930>psi is still down overnightfake pump
>>62349941We don't love the inflation
>>62349936literally every person thinks that. there's no elon cult of everyman plebs keeping the stock up. it's a small group of very wealthy people that decide what a company is worth. thinking that way will keep you poor. the market is often "wrong" but not for the reasons you think.
>>62349868>cryptoslop shilling as the OPMODS
>>62349948Its different here in the states>I LOVE THE INFLATIONt. orange nigger
So with FIFA coming up, in what ways could FIFA influence the stock market?
who keeps pumping and dumping the premarket this shit is so gay
>>62349930tutes need more buyers at open before they can start dumping again
>>62349937What exactly is the oil bull thesis? The US is just going to stop dumping reserves and suppressing the market because...?
>>62349959he's aiming for 5% in june I was told in a dream
the rothschilds own like 50 castles and chateaus, each one fully staffed. that's just their real estate holdings. then there's all the european royalty, and below them the middle eastern royalty. the people that control the markets look at the forbes list to have a laugh, every one of their polo buddies has more wealth than that. they don't think about dumping bags on retail, they think about dumping bags on insurance companies and sovereign pension funds. i'm not trying to make people feel bad, but so much that's said here comes from a lack of understanding of the scale differences. i'm not talking about martha's vineyard rich, there are levels above that and nobody ever talks about that, they just care what their fellow wagies are investing in but that cannot and will not ever matter.
>>62349970Because reserves are not infinite, contrarily to what truthposts could state.
The pump is back on boysBear market is cancelled
>>62349959>inflation up -> cost more to buy thing -> stock makes thing you buy -> stock makes more money -> stock go uphopefully inflation doubles or triples from here. my expenses don't change that much but my stocks will go way up
>>62349985Polo-playing aristocrats hiding in castles don't really matter either. The real market movers are massive asset management firms and sovereign wealth funds managing trillions.
>>62349993WE GAAN
>sold most positions except the totally fucked onesKek I knew I shouldn't have listened to you bearish retards#priced out again
MUggers are we back?
no way market is going back up, i sold 70% of my positions for a loss wtf is this shitat least go lower so i can dip buy
>>62350002true but the rothschilds and english crown are bigger than that, and there's probably a few others as well.pic is some minor estate in california owned by insignificant wealth that couldn't move the price a stock more than a few ticks.
>>62350019buy highsell lowgood job anon
>everyone is making room for spcxor not
>>62350019
I dont even have oil anymore but how Is It not going up with the orange man creating an humanitarian crisis in Iran?
>>62350041could be a bull trap, war just restarted fresh, im thinking we dump PPI into friday
As promised (although late) imma tell you about IDX. Disclaimer: Im not promoting it, janny, im just sharing a relatively easy and quick money opportunity here, because its funny to see normalfags seethe while anons getting richer and richer day by day.>What's IDXIndonesian Stock Exchange. The index for the whole stock price is called "IHSG". Basically Indonesian Nasdaq>Why should we care?Its dipping hard. The dip happened because of our retarded President saying "villagers don't use dollars, so its okay for dollar price to skyrocket" kek (im not exaggerating, look it up). Basically Covid 2. But its rebounding because it cant keep falling, due to Israeli missiles that was bought from USA, were made using raw materials from us.Its a perfect chance for you basterds to DCA here and get 200%-500% return relatively quick.
>>62350019>i sold 70% of my positions for a loss
midwits getting heemed when PPI comes in
>>62350041
To the Mooooooon!
>>62349868>wake up>oracle was the sacrificial lamb for the rest of the tech stocks to pumphuh
Is Polkadot Perpetual basically an option?Or should I buy TDOT calls
and my point is if your worldview is shaped by your own everyday experiences and the press, it's going to be very flawed, because most people never see into that world and the press does not acknowledge it's existence. i have 2 other screenshots just like this that fit the rest of them and they don't have nearly as much white space. and this is just what the family is willing to disclose.
>smci went to 50, dropped to 38, dropped to 28 in one day, and is back to 32 overnightGenuinely what the fuck. I thought this thing would finally be stable after the dumb controversies it went through and I could finally wheel an undervalued, easy company that can take advantage of the stupid AI hype. Now I have no idea where my puts are going to be at.
Aaaand we are BACK
>>62350061Looks like it is1 contract represents 100 underlying DOT
>SpaceX ipo closes>pumps all roundWhat the hell seriously, if there’s anywhere near this much hype for OpenAI/anthropic I’m selling everything
>>62350066How do i change leverage
>>62350061Uhhhhh excuse me anon, this is smigger general. You need to take your crypto shit back to thread with pokimane's feet two blocks down
>>62350041Broken market. This is exactly what the head of the Chicago CME was warning about. And don't expect this to end in a happy end. He said it would end up in a biblical disaster, and he will be proven right.
>>62350048>If somehow we want to buy Indonesian stocks, what platform should we useSadly, IBKR is the easiest for NA and EU gooks. But BCA (Asian Central Bank) also gives platform for foreign investors to reach us>What stock should we DCAThe most obvious ones are ADRO (Alamtri Resources Indonesia), UNVR (Unilever indonesian branch, and GOTO (Indonesian Uber Drive). >ADROBecause this company owns many nickel and tin mining companies, which has 10%-17% dividend yield. This company is the one of the only few companies that didnt dip that much in these months of red>UNVRMassive potential of growth, up to 8x. They also just recently announced that they will be focusing on giving dividend this year, to bait foreign investors into dumping their bags here due to our President's tomfoolery.>GOTOThe cheapest yet the biggest potential when it comes to growth. They will be aquired by Nasdaq's GRAB as early as Q4 2026 and as late as Q2 2027. Based on historical data with similar circumstances, the price can go from 50 IDR to 1000 IDR (200x). Its risky tho...
>>62350072duffy is an obvious alcoholic and midwit just trying to sell hedges
>>62349939Mah nigga the goal is to buy low sell high. If the prices are falling down, then keep buying.
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVXODLnO
>>62350041Everyone is emptying their bags because Space X wanna go IPO>https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/business/spacex-ipo-what-to-know.html?eafs_enabled=falseIts one of the many reason why many third world country's stock got dumped
> https://www.reddit.com/r/optionstrading/comments/1u1luk5/started_with_164_this_morning/How the fuck is this possible when I was bleeding cash all day on SPY calls and puts. Fucking hell i wanna kms
Since pre-markets mean absolutely nothing due to the lower volume of trades going through, do you guys predict a mostly green or red day tomorrow?
>>62350090red because ppi will come in hot
>>62350063>>62349985Why are you bringing up the Rothschilds? Their wealth comes from physical assets and services. They don't need to dump because they can just sit on their wealth infinitely and it will continue to appreciate. The stuff they buy will be valuable even in hundreds of years.
>>62350090redwhoever wants a piece of SPCX is going to sell today to free up liquidity
>>62350019for the dip buy to be truly worth the market has to go up a lot more from here so if you think you missed it then buying now is a win still
>>62350095they don't need to but they can and do. and they buy a lot too. they own an investment bank, they aren't ignoring the stock market. i bring them up because they're literally the deepest pocket on earth and one decision from them matters more than 300 million investment decisions from your fellow american. i'm just trying to inform people that scale matters, i'm sick of reading x stock is too high because everyone around me is stupid, it's not only a pain to read it hurts my heart because i know it's going to keep that person poor.
>>62350019LMFAO THIS NIGGA SOLD THE BOTTOM OHNONONO(we will dump again tomorrow but today I clown on you)
Ok but what if space x goes up by 100% in a day and you miss on a fuckton Money for free because you listened to reddit?
Whoa, I'm down 3%, time to sell everything and kms after. Are you niggers serious or just taking the piss?
Anyone in on this SRXH / EMJX merger?
>>62350105And my point is that people like the Rothschild are so forward-looking that it's completely detached from the current market situation. I mean sure, SpaceX might actually one day put data centers in space and colonize Mars, but what does that have to do with how my investments will look in a month? A year?
>>62350120what if I ipo my penis for a quadrillion dollars and it 10x'd inside your bussy?
>>62350048>>62350073Now, since i've done my national responsibility here, i wanna ask a very VERY important question to you anons:When will Space X gone IPO exactly? I heard it will be tommorow????
Also what's your opinion on MANGOS (Meta, Anthropic, Nigvidia, google, openai, spacex)?
>>62350134
>>62350120>muh fomo>what if x stock goes up on earnings>what if I bet all my money on Spurs beating the Knicks
>>62350120I am always missing out on money anyway.
When will Iran Attack usa (ultra stupid apes)?
GUYS PLEASE HELP MEIm bag holding all the shit space stocks like asts lunr ecc. Are they going to dump tomorrow even harder with spaceX? Should I cut my losses today and sell?
>the POTUS lied 38 times about a deal with Iran and the intelligent investor believed every word that came out of his mouth>Now like the other 37 times, it was proven to be a lie as the strikes resume>Intelligent investors continue to believe every word that comes out of his mouth Can someone explain how the efficient market and intelligent investors continue to believe every single word that comes out of the POTUS?Is it because those investors are a bunch of rednecks?
>>62350150>*checks my crystal ball*SELLHonestly I feel like space stocks will go up eventually but spcx is going to gobble everything else for the moment, then again I could be completely wrong and Elon starts the space hype on his own
>>62350150You believed every word that came out of the Whitehouse.
>>62350157What makes it look like the market is efficient? Digital tulips worth more than 0$? Tesla valued the way it is? Oil being red today ?
>LUNR going up>didn't buy yesterday because I was so red that I couldn't think straightfml
WHAT GOLD DOIN BRUH
Why are we pumping
>>62350126it probably doesn't matter to you. but someone i care about here though tossed out the entire technology sector a year ago because they thought redditors were bidding it up too much and she was so much smarter than them. and keeps making post like the initial one i replied to to gaslight herself. and there's a lot of kindred spirits here believe it or not, this is like a roach motel for them. if you just want to argue whether or not the rothschilds are driving prices, day to day, i don't really care and that's not my point. i'm talking about a specific psychological trap i see people here falling into and using this as an example to try to shake them out of it. if you keep going i might get started on the contrarianism and gainsaying that goes on due to intellectual insecurity.
there were many ai bubble arguments made a few hours ago...
>>62350180you NEED to kill yourself
>>62350182and I made every single one to shake your bitch ass out
>>62350185I went cash at prices well above current trading levels...
>>62349962adidas is among the 5 best DAX stocks for the week and for the month. It 's always mildly positive when big sports events happen, as investors assume that fans will buy more expensive (profitable) branded jerseys of their teams. By now, it's probably all priced in.
>>62350187jokes aside tho you probably wanna slurp before friday's close
>>62350180Okay but SpaceX IS overvalued. And it will drop in the coming months by a lot. The first few weeks will either be a giant dump or a game of chicken.
>turned 28 last month>on the weekends I get excited about mowing the lawn now and using the whacker to trim up the edgesIts official. Im old, I'm a boomer.
>>62350198when I was 28 I was getting drunk every weekend and hanging with my friends, still am now.
>>62350195one of my favorite quotes about the market is that it will do whatever is necessary to embarrass the most amount of people to the greatest extent possible.
>>62350202>SpaceX will somehow beat the pattern of every single large IPO>Prices definitely won't fall as more and more shares are removed from lockup>My trading edge is that the illuminati are controlling the marketabsolutely deranged
>>62350207i literally said none of those things and have not mentioned spacex. you seem really invested in being right about this though, hope it works out for you.
>>62350211Your original reply was to SpaceX. I'll accept the concession.
>DRAM pumping premarketWtf is seriously going on?
give me redmore red!
>>62350214The same thing that happened yesterday and the days before it.
>>62350214its a fake pump like the last 5 times
>>62350213if you say so. it's worth remembering that showing out to retards here doesn't actually raise the number in your brokerage though, but i admit it's kinda fun.
>>62350230but what if it's not?
>suddenly experts say SpaceXx will pump First weeks
So, when do we see the bottom for Xiaomi and BYD? This shit is getting ridiculous.
>>62350232You're basically hoping big institutions are suddenly going to put all their liquidity into a suffering stock predicated on a particular sector when the biggest IPO of that sector is coming out the day after.
>>62350200I inherited a house so I have responsibility. Truth is, I'm not satisfied. I'm worth over 700k and it still isnt enough.
>>62350242Big institutions aren't a monolithThere could be some who aren't interested in SpaceX and are glad to pick up shares for cheap. Moreover SpaceX needs memory too.
Oil is down despite strikes on Iran, efficient market in play.Rational investors working overtime.
Market is just going to crab again, like it's been doing the whole week. Time to sale now that it's high. :DDDDDDD
>futaserhmmm.... mumusisters? are we back? be honest with me
>>62350251I understand they use magnetic ram or mram, or rather moving towards it. Not that you should jump in immediately, maybe watch it if any serious action happens there. Wouldn't want to be suddenly rugged.
How can i invest in cocoa biz? The next el nino could be the biggest one so far and could crash the production of it once again.Im sure that humans just cant live without their choccy and im sure we can profit from it.Cocoa was at over 12k in the beginning of 25.
Bros I’m starting to think corn won’t gigapump.. I have 100 CORN options that are almost worthless..I just need a smelly 7x just like what happened to potatos..
this doesn't make any sense
>>62350260****Magnetoresistivewow
Maybe bobo is right... maybe I should join him...
>>62350250I hope you can acknowledge that if what you have right now isn't enough, nothing ever will be. You'll live your entire life wanting more and then as you lay on your death bed you'll realize that you truly had enough.
I am getting absolutely heemed on BABA. I was up 100% at one point and didn't sell.
bull trap Thursday and Friday. wait till Friday after market close to see how worse things get.
>>62349868Memory bros enjoy the run back up without me. I sold. It's over for me. I'm a retard faggot. All I had to do was wait 1 day.
>>62350014I sold so it's highly likely
I'm taking a nap, PPI can ligma
No no no NOPLEASE LET ME BACK IN PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN TO SELL
>>62350280I started DCAing last month in chinese AI and IT.So much potential but also so much pain.
>>62350230Absolutely. I already locked in my profit from the overnight session. Pick a kike stock like MP. Buy at close. Sell the second premarket wobbles. +3%. Not much, but I can afford tendies today.
>>62350307i kept telling everyone sneedisk is kino and it's not over, congrats on your big gains anyway though anon. i am retarded so i probably have a higher risk threshhold than you, it works out in situations such as the past week lol
You did buy the dip right?
im so far in the red this pump feels like nothing
Are there actually anons itt that think this little PM pamp is going to survive after open? Haven't you guys learned that Elon needs that retail money freed up for self-driving electric AI rocket taxis so shit will get sold off again?>buy lottery tickets and lottery tickets accessories
manipulation.
>>62350334as a long time PM enjoyer, I think the selloff continues into the summer. I wouldn't be surprised if gold hit $3,750/ozt. and silber hit $55 at some point
> futures
>>62350327What's the bull case for baba
why does bussy save all the dips for oilchads?
WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
Welcome to the jester market Thanks for playing
>>62350335You lost tranny
FOURTHINDUSTRIALREVOLUTIONARITIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GOD SOON
>>62350365bollywood movies are kinda overrated
Why pretend we know he contributed to the down payment of your house while on vacation while paying off vehicles & down payments on NEW vehicles. Why are we pretending like no one knows that. Buy the fucking dip. Michael. Why wre these troll women this way?. Dark tower matthew " you aint seen nothing yet."
>>62349919>have unlimited pile of shit>tell people that the shit is exclusive and they need to apply for access to it>you only have 500 units of shit available the first day better line up and get the shit at a premium goy>they peak behind you and there is an entire mountain of shit piled to the ceiling
>>62350365LFG BOYS... also imagine the smell
Buy AMFN. The CEO just bought 8% of the float.
>>62349950>you have to gamble on shit you know is a fraudnah I'll pass.. look dude I'm not buying your Tesla or spaceX or dog coins or monkey NFTs or Bitcoin miners or GRRR or anything from israel or anything Canadian or probably like 90% of your portfolio that is in high beta snake oil salesman bullshitsure you can get lucky and click the chart at the right time but you are still a fucking clown and thinking you are "intelligent" for buying this shit just makes you one of Elon's silliest clownsgood luck with going to Mars champ. not that it matters the companies own prospectus says its "highly unlikely" that any of the shit he promises will come true
>>62350365My unironic depiction of hell would be working at an office and being forced to go through humiliation rituals like these every day. Just looking at this wants to make me kys
>>62350338I meant pre-market by PM, anon, but I'd buy more gold at 3750 so I hope you're right :>
Buying myself a humble colonise mars shirt when spcx doubles in price, a little treat to myself and to show my support to the future emperor of mars Elon Musk (pbuh)
Are they people that actually make money only using different options strategies?
>>62350369>>62350384>>62350391for me the most moving part of the video is the HR roasties dressed like men clapping violently like its the most amazing thing she has ever witnessed as the curry smell blasts her in the face>shes working on her next culture calendar event right now>she makes 150,000/yr to organize indian dance offs in the office for culture and company moralits so over for wagies.. I honestly have zero respect for any man that puts up with this shit on any level
FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY ANYTHING
>sell 1/3rd of my shares so that I can buy the cheapies during the downturn>shares already went back upWhy do I always fuck up my timing.Goddam I need to learn to live by the time in the market not timing the market mantra because I suck at this
>>62350405for real... I'm not trying to be mean anon... but what's the point of the blue line?do you really need the blue line to see that its going down?
>>62350365Metanigger is getting data centres and clean energy in India. Xi will be proud.
>>62350390>an elon company is overly ambitious about its timeline*gasp*
>>62350405Same
Nice juicy gap up for my KXIAY
>>62350405>>62350414based
>>62350413>upmasstheir last launch was empty and malfunctioneddude whatever I'm not talking to cultists anymore there is nothing productive to be gained for either of us from you posting hopium
>>62350411>clean>India
>>62350410I personally try to use very few if any diagonal lines, but I just saw this and the price was right against it. It's not so much to show it's going down but if it breaks above that the downtrend is losing momentum. I'll post another look at the same chart, just a second
>>62350417I know most of the people here have crippling autism but functional adults can look at a face like this and it immediately sets off indicators that he is a fucking weirdo>In 1979, Prechter postulated that social mood drives financial, macroeconomic and political behavior, in contrast to the conventional notion that such events drive social mood.[21] His description of social mood as the driver of cultural trends reached a national audience in a 1985 cover article in Barron's.[22] Prechter coined the term "socionomics" and in 1999 published an exposition of socionomic theory, The Wave Principle of Human Social Behavior.[7] In 2003, he published an anthology of empirical work in the field, Pioneering Studies in Socionomics.the dude literally wrote a book about investing based on "vibes" and looks like he just hit a meth pipe
>>62350421To me, this is a much clearer picture of the price situation
Soxl will reach 250 today, and later I will treat my white family to dinner, many of you cannot say this.
>>62350418>empty and malfunctionsIt launched several mass simulators and two inspection cameras, and splashed down in its target landing zone in the indian ocean successfully.>last missionThat was 9 missions ago little bro.
>>62350421everything before 10am is noise imo
>>62350430>at least I did all this research>now I feel more comfortable giving my life savings to a negative 2000 p/e space stock run by a guy who sells dogcoins
>>62350399>its so over for wagies.. I honestly have zero respect for any man that puts up with this shit on any levelwhen i finally logged into my SSA.gov account and saw how i have not contributed to SS since 2021 due to living 100% off trading realized gains, i seriously lost a lot of respect for even the high paid, hard working wagies who probably contribute more than the benefit they will receive in the future because they get to sit there SMUG AF with their RISK FREE GAINS ON TOP OF COLLECTING A CHECK FROM THE GOVERNMENT EVERY MONTH. >well i earned my social security because i paid into it all these yearsbullshit, I EARNED MINE BECAUSE I TOOK RISK TO GET MINE. YOU WERE FATTENED UP LIKE CATTLE TO KEEP A DYING SYSTEM ALIVE AND SHILL FOR IT AS A BENEFACTOR.we should care for our poor, but why should a guy with a million dollar w2 (risk free income) ALSO collect social security (also risk free income). Thats the shit i lost respect for. and the fact nobody with a million dollar w2 salary has mentioned this before makes me realize those people with million dollar w2 salaries arent that smart, despite their degrees, certifications, training etc... they are goys. they are slaves. they are how JIZZLANE said "less than nothing"... in order to make that high salary though they have to DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD (aka be a slave)
>>62350319fuck, was a very light nap, already woke up again
>>62350437I follow spacex because I'm a space enthusiast.I accept your concession, though.
>>62350431For indices, I mostly agree except anything during regular trading hours is fine. I prefer to do the technicals on the spx or ndx chart rather than the futures
Nigger market
>>62350346baba owns t-head, a semiconductor producer.With the next five-year plan (starting 2027), the chinese government will try to bring Chinas role in AI and microchips to a worldleading position.With e-mobility it already worked.Governmental funding will flow into the industry which China will pay for with its foreign trade surplus and freshly printed debtmoney.
>>62350391MAKE IT STOPHATE THISMAKE IT STOP HATE THIS
>>62350437>giving my life savingsno but i will give him 1% of my life savings
I'm worried these faggots are going to start a lost decade.
ECB raised rates
>>62350457Damn baba is getting wrecked. I sold mine at 140 at -15% What's the bottom for this, it starts to look ridiculously cheap, but i already got burned once
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62350467
>>62350470Who knows. I DCA gently.
Buy the fuck out of AMFN.https://x.com/i/status/2064422655097287091https://x.com/i/status/2064422655097287091https://x.com/i/status/2064422655097287091
>BREAKING >ECB Hikes Interest Rates by 25 Basis Points
>these niggas keep raising the price target but it keeps fallingKEKAPOW
>>62350474henlo?
>>62350488>vijay rakeshyes sar very good sar $2200 sar very good buy.
>>62350467>>62350487>ECB raised rates>ECB Hikes Interest Rates by 25 Basis PointsOkay I am actually a retard so can someone explain to me what that means
SELL EVERYTHINGITS FUCKING OVER
>another day of drilling
>TRUMP: US TO HIT IRAN TONIGHT, TAKE KHARG ISLAND AT SOME POINT - Bbg
>>62350497European interest rates are now 0.25%(additive) higher. Higher interest rates makes money more expensive.
>>62350497Basically Europe see's inflation coming back and is raising rates
was it that bad?
>>62350497bigger bepis make bad market
>>62350457>>62350470stay the fuck away from chink shit
>>62350497here's a visual representation
what do i even do with my ORCL puts? i know it's $180 now but my puts are for $170 so they're OTM. am i fucked if the stock goes back up? should i sell at market open?
>>62350498oh it's real. kek
>>62350464they will lose trillions but it wont matter because the government will print tens of trillions and then they will just move on the next new scam
>>62350498
>>62350498>its real
>>62350515So I should buy Pepsi stock?
>>62350487>>62350497the fx market didnt even flinch on that, either it was priced in or nobody wants stinky meh interest eu debt
>>62350518It's down 10 percent you'll be up a fuck ton just sell at open retard
>>62350498>we are taking Kharg Islandeither he is talking out of his ass or there are going to be a lot of dead marines soon
>>623504982 more weeks
>>62350498you have to red orange niggers post like a womans. if she say yes she means no viceversa. if he says we will hit its he will taco
>>62350498If you'd asked me to bet $100 if that was real I would've said no. My sides went into orbit when I checked truthsocial and it was really there
>>62350498Almost certainly getting a call from the nearby Arab states not to do this (again)
>>62350498Just put the boots on the ground already you fucking stalling faggot.
>>62350530He's going to open up, down or flat. The IV crash on those things is going to be brutal, and he'll be lucky if he gets 30 cents a piece for them
>>62350511Is it different if I am europoor?
>>62350548no. if America beefs with chinks all that shit is going to nose dive wihen capital flees
>>62350506>>62350508>>62350510>>62350515Well that certainly doesnt sound good. More interest -> less loans ->less funnymoney in the marketMore interest -> expensive loans->People sell their stocks to cover it ->less funnymoney in the marketIll still succeed though, I swear.
>US for months now exposing itself to the world as Israel's sissy slave and absolute laughing stockhonestly why aren't China stocks fucking mooning
The market will bleed red today, insallah.
>>62350555China doesn't care that much about its stock market as much as it does the overall growth of the country. Hence why they were fine with demolishing their housing market because now 90% of their adults just own their home or something
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent>The Iranian regime will lose the zero-sum game it is playing.>Any damage it inflicts on our allies in the Gulf will be paid for with funds extracted from Iranian Accounts.>Any tolls paid to the Persian Gulf Strait Authority will be offset by funds extracted from their accounts.>Every attack Iran launches will only deepen the economic and financial consequences it faces.
>>62350518>what do i even do with my ORCL puts? i know it's $180 now but my puts are for $170 so they're OTM. am i fucked if the stock goes back up? should i sell at market open?It's down -9% pre market. You guessed the direction correctly. Did you expect -20% in a day? can you afford to wait a bit longer?
>>62350566It's the gamblers fallacy. If you can stomach a 10% gain in one day or whatever, you can probably stomach going to 15% and then get burned if it crashes
>>62350563
>>62350554government spending and interest rates are the two most important things in the stock market imo. CPI directly influences interest rate decisions so you can kinda interchange those.. its why 4.2% was bad this week. Japan already hiked now the ECB hiked and the US needs to hike but Trump is manipulating the fed and told them its forbidden so we go down the inflation rabbit hole instead and we just gaslight that its 100% Iran's fault and ignore massive speculation on the market driving a lot of it.rates shouldn't matter as much as they do but absolutely no one is fiscally responsible in america>government prints and loans at interest to itself so increasing interest fucks government spending>companies valued in trillions still are constantly loaning money and taking on debt with no plan to monetize any of it>hedge funds gamble with leverage and margin at the scale of billions is why we have 5% nasdaq days. interest makes margin more expensiveits all fake and gay
Good news is bad newsBad news is good newsBig green dildos today
>>62350570One big issue is Japan's currency is already in big trouble. It's absurd weak compared to the petro dollars it needs to use to buy oil. If American raises interest rates like the ECB then they are in huge trouble. They very likely will continue dumping US treasuries
futures are up modestly it'll take months to recover the losses but it's up
I literally left for ten, maybe fifteen minutes to go pick up dish detergent at the store and it flash crashed and has already V'd back up most of the way, unrealwe green today boyos
>>62350579Watch how it recovers. Each time this drop and recover happens it slightly re balances into other sectors or stocks.
>>62350575How many years' worth of physical oil can they afford by slowly selling all their US treasuries? The hard work of two generations, boomers and GenX is stored in those treasuries. If they now serve the purpose of a worry-free life untill those generations die, why not.
>>62350497ECB think recession is worth it to keep oil demand down in EU. It worked well in 2008 and 2011.
>>62350575Japans problem is they try to run a moral economy in a Jewish clown greed world. They try to run a reputable system where people pay their debts, honor their obligations and charge low interest. Meanwhile they are competing on a global level against Jewish shapeshifters that loan money at 30% interest and joke about minting trillion dollar coins while they double the money supply every 10 years and dump it into hormones for children to make them grow tits or whatever
>>62350554they need to hike rates to get inflation and the bubble under control before it becomes an even worse problem
>fake ceasefire>oil dumps 10%>fake talks about a fake memorandum for fake negotiations>oil dumps 15%>actual bombings>oil gains 2% and bleeds back down>Hormuz fully closed al-Mandabad about to be closed>nothing>Israel and the US outright saying the war is back on>gains 2% and bleeds back downSTRAIGHT UP FUCK OIL AND EVERYONE TRADING IT. I'm selling everything at a lost, I don't care, I'm done with this shit.
>>62350588>It worked well in 2008 and 2011.It was great. I bought a house in 2012, much cheaper than today. t. eurofag
Gold bros, will SpaceX make gold great again? We're about to hit sub 4k
REALLY hope MU pumps, like a stupid fuck I bought loads at 1k, man I wish I just got more sndk instead
>>62350569you keep posting this image like its cool...>sociopath orange nigger Zion don>a gay dude>a dude that got raped by his dad and now sells space toys>some guy that wears leather jackets and tells everyone to buy tech on margin>a bunch of women that look like they yell at their husband if he doesn't take them to Disney worldbunch of fucking weirdos
>>62350593Anon, just take profits and rotate into lower-risk stocks, also aim for 30% cash. Only deploy that cash if it is worthwile (either quick trades, or a deep dump happens).
>>62350596And buying a house now will be a lot cheaper than in 2040
>>62350587I think over a year unless they accelerate. The crazy part is it seems to be barely working. >>62350590Their economy was outstanding before the Jewish magic which was the asset bubble collapse. Look up the Princes of the Yen. Completely manufactured bubble popped by the plaza accords
>>62350600gold is worthless. future society will barter in gasoline and robo pussy.
>>62350498>TOTAL CONTROL OF THEIR OIL AND GAS MARKETSBEGIN PUMPING MY BAGS
>>62350569>>62350604Yeah, when I saw Jensen in the back I laughed
>>62350609If i could invest in robo pussy I would. Imagine the demand.
>>62350614You know what's better than Robo pussy? Human pussy. If you want to invest in Robo pussy your money would be better spent on investing in Human pussy.
>>62350593you are a brainlet and you tunnel vision one issue too much. I've already laid out this shit yesterday>why do you assume production hasn't increased from other places>why do you think Iran cant get oil out by other means than hormuz>why do you ignore that Russian oil sanctions were liftedstop buying the top of techstop buying the top of oilstop buying the top of metalsstop buying the top dudehonestly just stop fucking listening to the news at all because clearly its rotting your brain and making you tunnel vision
>>62350617I'm still waiting for an onlyfans ipo
>>62350620Why would they need to raise money, they've got to be sitting on a fucking pile of cash boss?
>>62350620what would they need the money for?
a gigantic piece of wax fell out of my ear I can suddenly hear better againand most importantly, the wax had slightly red splotches this is a bottom signal, screencap this
buy at close, sell at premarket
YFW?
>>62350498lel
>>62350631Just close the app and turn off your phone bro
>>62350627you would be amazed how much shit you can pull out of your ear with a plastic paperclip. its basically the same tool a (((doctor))) uses to clean your ears and if you aren't a total sperg there isn't any risk of hurting yourself. like once a year I'll pull a pound of shit out of my ear with one after a hot shower.
>>62350617It's a supply demand thing. Cheap robo pussy would put pressure on human pussy
>>62350627anon, that isn't a bottom signal, that's a clear signal to go to the doctor. you probably have some kind of ear infection.
Do I sell my soxs or wait and hope everything collapses on friday
It’s another futures pump so they can sell into it again.
Umm it’s not pumping enough, I fear a trap
>>62350627>>62350637If it tastes a bit salty then it's an infection. Normal, healthy wax has a bitter taste
>>62350498Wow i have not seen such a tweet since last friday
This war is about to fuck us all up. I am committed to pessimism now because I cashed in profits yesterday. I need to slurp back in.What's more likely tho is that I'm left behind forever.
>2 years from now>SpaceX is an 8 trillion dollar company>AAIIII i could have bought for $140 a share!
Is the war being back on actually bullish? When it started I thought it would cause a prolonged draw down, so I sold, then I missed out on a bunch of stocks going parabolic.
>>62350649This special military combat operation is actually going to be fully wrapped up in less than two more weeks boss.
>>62350619>stop buying the top dudeWhat are you meant to do if you're in cash then?
Well at least I'm going to win my kalshi bet on rate hikes. That ought to make up for the total devastation to my finances.
>>62350614spcx will be the #1 manufacturer of robussy.>>62350617bioholes are a depreciating asset.
>>62350645I think they’re worried about the red spots in it rather than the taste.
im buying spacex ipo. putting in $1k
>>62350498$5+ fuel incoming. If we are lucky that is. At this point I think me might just fuck us all into the dirt and blow up the supply chain.
>>62350498>>62350663If we invade that island it will be a massive disaster
>>62350631"I'm sorry you have the wrong number.""Mom, we need to move now!"
>>62350662Me too, that's why I'm not slurping ANYTHING today.
>>62350635I should buy one of those Japanese ear wax spoons with my gains, I see it in my animez sometimes and it fascinates me probably the smartest buy I'll ever make
>>62350627Wash your ear out with 3% hydrogen peroxide. Buy a chinese otoscope (e.g. bebird) to get the rest out. No need to thank me.
>>62350660Then he should tell a doctor what they taste like
>>62350664iran is trying to ruin the ipo
>>62350627Picture please. That sounds satisfying. I don't get ear potatoes anymore but I remember my dad flushing some monster ones out when I was a kid.
You could have bought INTC at $99 this weekI nabbed it at $100now is a good time to buy LITE as well
>>62350659Yeah, and your Robo waifu could be hacked by iranians, and then while your taking it to pound town some dude shouts out admiral ackbar and then with one push of the button your Robo pussy just ratchets down on your cock and cuts it clean off. I mean sticking your dick in stuff is fun, but there are risks, and I'm going to stick to human pussy because I don't want some goat fucker screaming admiral ackbar and crushing my cock so hard it cuts clean off boss.
>>62350674That do sound really desperate by them, maybe they are losing the war if that's what they try to use as leverage
Yesterday's right at close ta not good and ppi was bad.I don't see how we green day.
>>62350563This just seems like a PR cover for the US Treasury propping up Gulf states to forestall these Gulf states selling Treasury bonds.Iran doesn't have access to these accounts, so it doesn't really make any difference to them. And I don't doubt that Iran will still demand the same amount of money as part of any peace deal.
>>62350670Speaking of weeb shit. Why the fuck does yahoo say Kadokawa is at 375 P/E?
>>62350674Musk should activate the orbital laser beams and glass Iran ahead of IPO.
You bought the dip, rightWe're about to moon
>>62350650It's already above $140 from pre-opening indicators.
>>62350674what tour?
>>62350650I'm waffling about buying. I canceled my request yesterday so I'm not sure i can get back in. But ipo always dumps...what was the computer one from a few weeks back? I should look into buying now.
>>62350680Damn, that's so hot, where can i buy one
What should i slurp. I've got over 100k now after taking profits.Also how do i into taxes?
>>62350698>Also how do i into taxes?
>>62350656buy things that aren't at a top>META20 p/e and too big to fail glownigger shit with the AI branding but actually makes money other ways>CEG or NEE20 p/e energy company at 52 week low related to AI thesis of increased energy usage>PBRyou wanna play oil? here's a good cheap one at like 5 p/e and 6% div>UBERbeaten down to lows because they said AI was too expensive in gay. I like their future with self driving cars and firing all the goys>MCDat lows and recovering>PLABchip shit but not 10000 p/e>LENhousing play. they have earnings today. buffet boomer stock at lows>CCLany of the cruise stocks are in a decent range now and will recover after oil normalizes>NTDOYbeaten down to lows because Japan raised rates>GDexposure to the space shit but from a real company that actually makes money and does other thingsI dunno I could list a 100 things to spoon feed your retarded ass right now that have more well thought out thesis than "OIL HIGH OIL GO BIGGLY HIGHER NOW"
>>62350701>NEEThat utility company is a behemoth and they are close to buying Duke energy and becoming 20% of the entire utility sector
>>62350698don't worry about taxesIRS has had its budget cut so many times nowthey're no longer an effective institution. they on't have enough people to audit you if you're small peas
>>62350700Plz no bully. I'm just a humble lawyer with a red dick. Fidelity shows me the total transaction value and I forgot what my profits were.
>>62350704NEE is the largest energy company on earth and they are looking to acquire Dominion soon which is the powergrid for northern Virginia/DC and the largest data centers on earth
>>62350706Wow what a relief!I know you aren't being serious but its unironically tempting to fib.
>>62350708Do yourself a favor and just use turbo tax when tax season comes next year. They let you plug in all your fidelity data and bring it all over>"But they're a scam!"it's like $20
>>62350692CBRS
Simply ebin mango man
>>62350708Set aside $35K in a HYSA for taxes
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62350706>>62350713And the IRS already doesn't have the manpower to enforce all the other people that are non reporting. They're not the scary entity that they were 20 years ago. Literally don't report, and nothing happens. I haven't reported taxes in 8 years and literally haven't heard a peep about shit from the IRS.
>orcl 178
>>62350720LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62350720LETS GO!!!
>>62350720>gains
>>62350721that money belongs to Israel I'm calling DOGE
>>62350724brutal
I predict another light -1% day and lots of arguing over what it means
>>62350720Based
>>62350720
>>62350737>>62350737>>62350737
>>62350732world's most cucked company
>>62350518webull wasn't even letting me sell them or even showing me a price but i ended up just selling them for +15%, so that was fun lol
>>62350730the IRS is just coasting off the fumes of being the big scary government agency 20 years agowhen have you ever heard of anybody that wasn't political opposition to the controlling party that got audited? It doesn't happen anymore. Yeah, if you're a billionaire, yeah you would have to report but there's so many loopholes you can pay an effective tax rate of a very few percent.
>>62350725cute
>>62350720BASED BANGANON I SEND YOU MY ENERGY
Peak reached twenty minutes ago. Hope everyone sold. Midday dip followed by power hour in two hours. Good day today.
>>62350365Jeeted and bare feeted.
