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are we ready for the biggest scam in history of histories?

ELON MUSK, YOU FAGGGOT

when will your ponzi scheme finally collapse, you fucking hobo
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>>62351461
like 8 different brokers and crypto apps have shilled this shit to me fucking lmao

are they gonna rape retail instantly or let it pump for a few days before the raping?
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It's actually going to be a repeat of the ICP ico isn't it?
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>>62351469
>are they gonna rape retail instantly or let it pump for a few days before the raping?
supposedly this is entering indexes in 15 days

total scam of scams. can't believe this is fucking happening. everyone (ameriburgers) about to get raped

i'm not american but I would've voted for the faggot. but this...
it would've either been: continuation of woke lunacy or scams

hard times
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc

>are they gonna
the cult is real. it will pump and potentially crater with ai bust in 6-12 months (or god knows when or if)
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SpaceX IPO is literally the end of the stock market in both name and theory for the rest of all human history
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>>62351461
Gaps to 300 on the first day, easily
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>>62351461
21 hours till elon becomes worlds first trillionaire
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>>62351461
I will post my gains here tomorrow.
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>>62351461
>>62351500
>>62351513
Thanks bros, I just sold 10k off my portfolio to buy in :)
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>>62351461
>Elmo Elongated Muskrat company bad
You do know that reddit has a stock board and they'll even give you reddit gold for saying such brave things?
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>>62351509
>(or god knows when or if)
ai bust is going to happen
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>>62351521
Slippage is gonna be insane on second one. I don’t see SPCX pricing below 200 after the first minute. Be sure to have a sizeable lump of cash if you are YOLOing.
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>>62351548
>>Elmo Elongated Muskrat company bad
log off this board please

reddit and all liberal faggots were glazing this guy until he went Trumpster

MAGA BABY
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>>62351530
whats even the point, the stupid nigger just works 24/7 and is CEO of 5 companies for fun or something who knows

like go spend your trillion dollars with those 10 kids and help them with their homework and take them on trips with the Private jet nigga wtf?? buy some 600M dollar mega yacht and have the kids go crazy while crossing the Atlantic on a mega mansion boat. Maybe find a nice woman your age to date and spend time with her too
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>>62351548
about the only good thing this faggot did, was to put all the liberal dollars he received to semi decent use. compared to the lunacy on the other side
other than that, he's a mega shameful-autist scammer
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>>62351572
He wants to build an army + his own country. He wants to liberate us from our oppressive governments. Poorfags like you wouldn’t understand
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>>62351581
i guess bro
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Surely it will go up for a brief moment once trading opens right?
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I was around for the RIVIAN ipo in November 2021.
This is gonna be a similar shitshow
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It might drop initially, but I think SpaceX is only going to get bigger in the long run.
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Personally I think they’re gonna gigapump this one. It’s pretty suspicious that everything tanked a few days before the IPO. Not to mention the stupid index fund fast track.
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>>62351572
>like go do retarded human animal bullshit that doesn't matter, like bro, go live a life that can be easily comprehended and respected by a stray dog, tickle your neurons with trivial pleasures which simpletons crave
kek
no
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>>62351702

I thought that about Hawk Tuah coin, but here we are
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>>62353489
"shitshow" is kind of an understatement, that would be trillions (plural) lost valuation after the initial pump
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>>62353817
>Hawk Tuah coin
that had better fundamentals.
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>>62351461
SpaceX is big scam ! Elon is nazi scammer ! I never buying SpaceX scam stocks , I am indian ,,
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>>62353723
It's legitimately the most important company in the world lmfao. I've been waiting for this for a decade.
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>>62351509
>continuation of woke lunacy
shut the fuck up retard, "woke lunacy" is better than the spite-filled shitshow that's happening now. white people feeling sad about being yesterday's news is not a valid political problem. kys pedophile
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This shit is going to pump to ~$170.. I know Hyperliquid isn't the stock market but it's like poll where you only need a small sample to know the results of a bigger event.
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>>62351461
BEHOLD
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>>62351572
He is going to spend it all on making the US 95% Indian.
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I remember tards on Yahoo finance saying Facebook stock would never be worth more than the IPO.
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It's going to launch.
the recent dip was a big money taking a deep breath for this event.
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>>62353811
wtf do u mean nigger he should spend time with his kids, show them a good nice life with two present good parents so they dont get even more fucked up and all 14 end up trooning out

hes a useless nigger with a ridiculous ego
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>>62351509
> supposedly this is entering indexes in 15 days
Only NASDAQ right?
MSCI world and S&P are still safe
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i asked for 8 shares i received 2 at 135$, will this be enough to make it?
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>>62351469
My guess is that everyone is expecting it to dump directly so it will pump much longer than anyone expects, just so that even the last laggards fomo in, and then it will giga dump
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>>62354013
hyperliquid are a bunch of degen gamblers. I dont think anyone will have the balls to short the real thing.
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Elon Musk is such a great IQ filter. The dumber you are the more you hate him
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>>62355010
extremely bullish
buy more at opening
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>>62355225
I don't hate him, i kind of like the guy.
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>>62351572
>find a nice woman your age to date
He's rich enough to get a woman 10 years younger than him
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Gonna put 100€ is that enough to make it?
I dont wanna get raped too hard on the exchange rates. What time do burger markets open?
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>>62355175
this
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>bid for 500
>only allocated 209
Rugpulled again!
Serves me right: I trusted Elon Musk
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>>62355569
gonna take a few trading days for it to enter indexes and 2 weeks for insiders to be able to sell 20% of their holdings. It'll be a hype cycle for that long and then I imagine it'll dump like crazy.

SpaceX cafeteria women making it rich in just 2 MOAR WEEKS
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>>62354047
Yeah that's pretty much this except it drops to zero
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>>62355673
>SpaceX cafeteria women making it rich in just 2 MOAR WEEKS
kek
Imaginig that is great laughs.
The mexican cleaning lady on the floor factory that was with the company from the start might become richer than 99% of Americans kek
Hollywood shoukd make a movie about it im thinking it will make for a great story.
America truly is a land ofnopportunity.
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>>62351461
this rug pull will be biblical.
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never bought shares before am I doing this shit right, this is all my savings, will having these shares let me escape poverty and live on the moon and shit
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>>62351461
I got filled for 14/14 shares - my only regret is that I didn't buy more.
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>>62351572
>Maybe find a nice woman your age to date and spend time with her too

He just donates his sperm to women, and gives them some cash.
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>>62351461
This shit is easily going to moon. I only got 1 share of the 100 I requested.
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>>62355731
America is the land of the few lucky giga making it and the rest suffering.
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>>62355775
SoFi is so gay. I still don't know how many I'll get from the 50 shares that I requested.
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Women are usually social with men theyre not attracted too. The one she want she will avoid. Just the way they are wired. Easier to fuck a guy you dont want. Less anxiety, racing thoughts, rejection. Etc its not you bro. She is retarded. Give her some time she is slow.
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>>62355775
Did you use robin hood? I heard everyone on there got one share only
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>>62355175
yeppers, probably premarket rise, dump right after, then pump until indices, then shit on everyone
always got to fuck both sides properly


>>62351509
only nasdaq, spy said no
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>>62351461
I will short the top
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retail bros are going to gamestop this shit

institutional investors are going to cope and seethe
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>>62354010
>white people feeling sad about being yesterday's news is not a valid political problem.
Surely once the one productive demographic becomes a minority the world will continue to develop. The soil isn't magical, if browns do take over they'll just return to primal savagery like we're already seeing in majority brown cities in the west. Some new race of people will probably reach future America and discover a million browns worshipping the Memphis pyramid.
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It literally cant fail, its integrated with the MIC

Notice how peace deal was announced 1 day prior to ipo
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>>62355760
Bullish sign
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I got 1 share at the IPO lol
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>>62355809
yep, robinhood also
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>>62355731
psure there's a few companies that have done this for their employees. NVIDIA and Home Depot come to mind. Avg employees get share offerings and over the years some have become paper multi-millionaires. It all depends on how long ago you've been employed tho and also how long you stay
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Retard here, is it too late to try and buy one share in Australia at $135USD?
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is there even gonna be SPCX shares available to buy for rank and file investors?
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I got 11 shares. Im on the ground floor. You gatta be retarded to not be in this.
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>>62355962
Yeah the IPO is closed. Wednesday was the last day.
Need to wait till Monday till it starts trading regularly on Nasdaq and buy it for whatever
Also need to have an international trading account, but any Aussie broker provides those
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>>62355964
30% alloted to retail
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>>62355980
Read a bit. Apparently this pre ipo filled on the 10th. Jeese.
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I LITERALLY cannot put an order in right now holy shit
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>>62355809
Yep.
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>>62355992
Robinhood filled my order this morning
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>>62355964
Yeah it opens today (Friday) American time. Just buy like normal
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i never bought stocks before, so excuse my retardation but, why are they limiting the amount that people can buy? If someone buys 10 shares but they only get 1 instead, wtf does that mean? Based on the posts itt, it also seems random
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>>62356029
There's only a limited amount of shares - I think it's up to the brokers to decide who gets what, based on their allocation.
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>>62356006
You got lucky senpai
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>>62355975
wait, doesnt that mean the price will stay the same all day? If nobody can buy then how can it go up
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>>62356029
This is an initial issuance of shares by the company to the public. There are a fixed amount of shares on offer, and a fixed price of $135, but there are more orders for shares than there are shares available. So brokers manage this by giving people fewer shares than they wanted.
I only got 40% of what I wanted, but I'm still only paying $135/share, I'm not being overcharged.
Once it starts trading normally the price will change to reflect demand, like a normal stock
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>>62356049
It doesn't officially have a price since it hasn't yet opened for trading.
Once it does open in a few hours, I assume the price will rise above $135 to reflect demand
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Got 29, requested 200 on RobinH.
Got another 300 requested on fidelity not filled yet. Looking grim.
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>>62356055

Same here, Only got half-allocation, so put in the limit buys for the rest.

my guess is it tops at 250-310 enough for any IPO buyer to recoup the initial and ride the rest.

Mods need to Sticky this one so the board stays a LINK board
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Dis nigga finna boutta get dabbed on
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>>62355558
>What time do burger markets open
oh lord
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>>62351581
Writing memes on twitter is not a way to build your own country.
You gotta start with owning some land first. How much land he have? Zero.
Should've made his own army and conquered some part of Africa I don't know
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I think I'm gonna buy some with my 401k. I dont care about a pump and dump. If SpaceX remains a successful company, it'll be around in 20 or 30 years and be way bigger than it is now. When they're doing routine missions to the moon and Mars and asteroids. This could be the biggest company in the history of the human race
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>>62356035
>>62356055
Thanks
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Lmaoing at all these first time stock buyers buying the most obvious scam in history. You're all going to lose all your money and I'm going to laugh so fucking hard.
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>>62356246
Ok Thunderf00t, settle down
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>>62356193
Kek im just memeing
Im an EUFrog im not gonna enter now.
In about 6 months.
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>>62351469
theyll let it simmer for a bit to give you hope, just so you buy in a little more
THEN the raping happens>>62351469
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>>62356251
Thunderfoot is based
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>>62356246
Kek kek ! SpaceX is big scams ! Elon musk big scams, I am not buying this scams !

>gets allocated 0 shares

KEK I did not wanting this scams shares anyways ! SpaceX going to zero quickly ,,
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>>62356246
Cope it's going to 200 dolla.
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>>62355964
Don't worry saar , there will be many shares to buy when it crashes to $10 !
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NON NEGOTIABLY looking out for the small guy

JUST THE TIP
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y'all know his son is a tranny? not a janny. a tranny
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>>62356358
>not a janny. a tranny
This is somehow an improvement.
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>>62351461
I placed a limit order for IPO price of 135 on fidelity. Why hasnt it executed yet?
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>>62356246
ok but what if it turns into another retard stock like TSLA?
shit just doesnt make sense anymore anon
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>>62351461
Rooting for this one to explode on the ramp
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>>62356406
Do you root for every IPO to fail or is it just because Elon musk is Nazi hitler?
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>>62356439
No its because he's a zionist conman
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>>62356200
>If SpaceX remains a successful company, it'll be around in 20 or 30 years and be way bigger than it is now. When they're doing routine missions to the moon and Mars and asteroids
I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic but aren’t other countries already ahead of the US in terms of sending shit to the moon? I won’t be around 20-30 years from now so idgaf either way but I would imagine that there will be a lot of competitors
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why isn't it trading yet? shouldn't have started 10 minutes ago?
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can't believe people are falling for this. guess they haven't read about how this company is doomed to failure.
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>>62351469
Its gonna pump for 15 days, then it gets into indexes, and then it will crash hard
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>>62356480
this
What's going on?
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>>62356439
No it's just that everyone who buys for the asking price are either speculating or buying into magical thinking.
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>>62356493
10-1030
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>>62351469
Insiders shares are locked up with different unlocks from 90 days post IPO throughout the rest of the year. It will be a slow rug.
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>>62356487
Lel
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>>62351469
No one knows. My guess is that whenever it does happen, and I'm pretty convinced it will, it's gonna be very fast and very brutal.
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>>62356298
youre going to lose whatever little amount of pesos you saved up to escape south america
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BREAKING: The SpaceX, $SPCX, IPO will be quoted at 9:50 AM ET today and begin trading at 10:00 AM ET.

Currently, the stock is indicated to open ~25% higher, making SpaceX the 7th largest public company in the world and Elon Musk the first trillionaire in history.
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Facebook is kill
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CNBC says first indications is that it will start at 174.
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>>62351461
calls on related space sector stocks which tanked today start printing money in 5 minutes, just watch
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>>62356646
still not trading.
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>>62356646
bro lied
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>picrel
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this is funnier to look at
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>>62356824
These are the types of spreads retarded boomers were buying from Jordan Belfort lmao
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>>62356388
It's not started trading yet Chud - also, it's going to open at +30% to IPO price.
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>>62356884
I assume you've put all your life-savings into spaceX so you can sell immediately at opening for a tidy 30% profit then?
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>>62356897
No, I only put in a cheeky $2k which is 14 shares @135
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>>62356884
>>62356897
How much will SPCX rise from the initial market open price (not the IPO). I’m assuming we’ve reached the top? Institutional and rich retail investors will dump to retarded boomer retail investors buying a dozen or less shares?
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>>62356912
Your order won’t be fulfilled
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>>62356912
Okay so you're just guessing then when you say it's going up 30% gotcha.
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>>62356934
It's already been filled anon.
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>>62356944
No, it's being reported on Bloomberg TV.
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>ready for the biggest scam in history of histories?


The Dems are vote count doctoring again and stuffing the ballots?
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>>62356955
gonna use this jpg to enter the AI robot city 50 years from now after crossing the pacific desert, thanks anon.
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>>62356955
Your limit order? How? Trading isn't open yet as far as I can see
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>>62356966
Cool. I'm not touching this shit because I don't feel like gambling right now, especially because some of the players at the table get to see my cards. Good luck with your bet though, could very well be a tidy profit.
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Why are people bragging about 1800 dollars of a stock?
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>>62356999
I subscribed to the IPO offering a week ago, the deadline was the 10th, so I already have my shares.

If you missed it, then you need to buy when it starts trading.
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>>62357014
its free money?
like people here laughed but almost every IPO of the past 3 years had some insane pop early on before falling to earth.
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>>62351461
Just saw Yahoo "specialists" talking how smart retail is, that institutions will be bagholding it and that this is not the beginning of the bearmarket. We are screwed.
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saarshit still has not made orbit or carried any actual payload or done anything of value after billions invested and dozens of launches most of which end in explosions and failure
hyperloop was a massive scam and forgotten
tesla roadster 2.0 never coming out despite all the retards that reserved one lmao
cybertruck was a massive scam and failure to the point elon used his own companies to buy up a chunk of the cucktrucks sitting in empty parking lots for spacex to drive them around in their retarded launch site
twitter has lost all its value and the platform is pretty much dead, no one gives a fuck about it anymore and it's just a hugbox for elon now
his "boring company" tunnels are a complete joke, the las vegas loop is just a bunch of teslas going in a circle lmao
HLS hasn't even been made yet or prototyped or tested in any way, and by the way the plan was to land it on the moon NEXT YEAR LMAO! it won't ever happen because much like everything else with saarshit, it's one massive jeet scam just like elon's other scams.
Oh yeah, whatever happened to the Mars missions? LMAO they cancelled all of them because it was just another hopium scam for all the rocket enthusiast retards.


How the FUCK does this shit have such a high IPO? Everything around elon is nothing but hype and failed expectations that are never, ever met! None of his companies are worth a fraction of the money put into them, it makes no goddamn sense.
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>>62357014
Who's bragging anon?

Sure is a lot of seething in here. If ya don't like it, just don't buy it, lol.
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>>62357027
You should have said that rather than being deceitful. Depending on your broke most people were either eligible or ineligible to make IPO allocation.

If you buy at retail price once trading starts you’re the exit liquidity for people that got the IPO.
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>>62357037
>you made $500 for doing literally no work, just subbing into an IPO and hoping you got shares allocated, the money is otherwise collecting interest, and now you can throw it back into an index or whatever else once you sell

people here need to come back to reality.
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>>62357037
Are you okay with getting IPO banned from your broker? What will you do when Anthropic IPOs, switch broker?
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>>62357034
From an engineering PoV it's a complete dud. I work with people who are very high up in the semiconductor industry (read: they have engineering credentials) and no one takes it seriously. Personally I think it's a big joke. No idea how the markets will react but long term I wouldn't be caught dead holding this shit.
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>>62357047
I mean, I would have thought it's fucking obvious, since it hasn't started trading yet. But okay.
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>>62357070
i'm getting banned from 3 apps for this from future IPOs most likely, i'll look for 2 others to make accounts

desu doing this is easier money to make then bonus rewards on a CC or opening up a new bank account
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>>62357074
but anon, dontchya know that Elon is gonna bring us heckin' AI DATA CENTERS IN SPACE!
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WHY ISN'T IT TRADING??? GIVE ME MY DOPAMINE ELON YOU STUPID KETAMINE ADDICT.
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>space exploration technologies company
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>>62357068
Why are you bragging over 500 dollars?
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>>62357140
Yeah it's a real head-scratcher how this assbrained idea is getting a pass. Clown world
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>>62357160
>internet computer
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>>62355809
>>62356089
I got 140 / 500 allocated on E*Trade.

>>62356246
Not to worry. I only tried to invest ~15% of the profit I made on his last "scam company."
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>>62351461
>no revenue
>hasn't been beyond LEO
>no concrete plans for Mars or anything else
>people hate PMs but for some reason expect good results from asteroid mining
it is INSANE that people still believe in Musk with how badly Tesla and X are doing
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>>62351509

Here is my bull case. Obviously valuation is ridiculous, BUT. Do you really think Elon and co want to crash it, loosing half of paper 2 trillion dollars so they will have some cash? No, there plenty of cult followers and they got indices on board while float is miniscule - 5% of market cap, it is more than enough to support insane valuation , so they can borrow against the stock, literally trillions of dollars of collateral. So no big boys will dump, and they can support the price buying out paperhands and even turn the float to meme stock for shit and gigles.
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>>62356195
I’d rather pay my federal taxes to him at this point, at least then it wouldn’t be squandered so thoroughly. Also, land isn’t necessary to instigate coups.
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$120 by end of next week
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Stand by for yellow dildo
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you retards don't understand what is happening, the valuation of these companies is the takeover, or rather these companies are going to own everything else that the average person needs to survive, this has nothing to do with business, that era is coming to an end, the idea that you can invest and earn profit or dividends and then retire is coming to an end, this is a capital re-allocation, these are your future cyberpunk dystopian overlords and they are currently fighting it out to see who wins
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>>62357171
i'm not bragging, you're coping
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>>62357339
Blackrock telling you they need to take your pension fund, which only invests in "safe" credit assets and desperately slam it in to some capital buildout is all you need to know. Sovereign debt crisis is well on its way.
Put your wealth and purchasing power in real commodities because credit is not "savings". "Savings" is surplus. We don't have surplus because all of they money given to the government is SPENT. It is CONSUMED. USED. The debt system is a hollowed out ponzi scheme.
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>>62357140
>>62357172
out of all his retarded ideas, that one is the one that makes most sense to me
it basically can be a headless server (in the cloud (i just came up with that now)) with free cooling and free energy

>>62357074
>(read: they have engineering credentials)
appeal to authority
i'm not saying they are wrong, but you're always the wacko until you're not
his track record and his autist-bullshit-promise mouth is the bigger red flag
and the amount of undelivered hyper-shit data centers which they all rely on and it being a revenue division within spaceX self and its biggest loss carrier
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>>62357254
As long as they take hoi polloi with them in the crash the billionaire class become richer relatively speaking.
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I put a limit for 145 is that too low some article is speculating 175 ish should I redo?
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>>62356497
speculating? on the stock market? who does that? yeah bro wait until the stock price perfectly represents current value rather than speculating on potential future value, that way you never ever buy a stock. thats how you win. never speculate. actually just open a savings account and enjoy that 0.38% apr
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>>62357408
what's the rush? SpaceX isn't gonna have any sort of real plans anytime soon. space exploration is a very long term thing and IPOs are notoriously finnicky. just wait
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>>62357426
I'm a retard who gets hit by fomo a lot, but it's been a while since I've invested in anything that isn't blue chips. I guess I'll see if my orders go through and if they don't I'll watch for the dip
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>>62357379
>Blackrock telling you they need to take your pension fund
yes and no. it was the Obama admin who gave that one away at the behest of you-know-who-retards to avoid another (housing) crisis
>https://reason.com/2012/10/14/clintons-legacy-the-financial-and-housin/
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>>62357415
If your repertoire is either vibes based trading or putting your money in the bank I don't think you're one to point fingers. The smart players got rich on the semiconductor boom while you held meme stocks
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>>62357498
so the smart players SPECULATED on the future value of semiconductors then. they were SPECULATORS because thats how the stock market works you SPECULATE on the potential future value.
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>>62357426
>space exploration is a very long term thing
my guy...
xAI is under spaceX. for now this has nothing to do with space. this is a bailout for the upcoming ai crash
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>>62357534
yeah I'm investing into it because of xai
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>>62357530
Ah didn't realize you wanted to autistically argue semantics.
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>>62357556
well the dude said you're a speculator if you buy spacex, implying that speculating is retarded, when that's literally how the stock market works. everyone buying any stock is a speculator.
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why isn't it tradeable yet thoughever?
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>>62357574
I'm the same guy phoneposting. I was making a point about investing in assets without fundamentals, think GME baggies, link marines and the like. I figured it was obvious from the context
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What if I put in 1 dollar for SPCX
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saars when is it?
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>>62357383
The energy part is fine. The cooling part is not. Radiative cooling is worse than convective cooling, is worse than conductive cooling. There's a reason we liquid cool high-performance electronics instead of putting them in a vacuum. It's not impossible, but it's not cost effective.
The only reason he put the idea out there is to justify SpaceX acquiring xAI and trying to turn the "datacenters are using the hecking water" sentiment into a competitive advantage.
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I speculate spacex will announce stargates and other AI-developed technologies following IPO and we will all explore space together within two weeks
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>>62357628
I'll come to your house and kick you in the cunt, that's what.
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last chance getting rich for our generation just sayin
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>>62357625
well you figured wrong because some of us are pedantic retards
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>>62357659
or maybe there are new carbon based radiators that can output over 1400watts per square meter and actually the math checks out and the people saying it doesn't are looking at the antique metal radiators on the iss that only output like 250watts worth of heat?
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current price on bloomberg terminal is 165
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>>62357736
So why not put those fantastic carbon radiators on earth. Rather than explaining away the massive disadvantages, what are some actual advantages or orbital compute?
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>>62357629
Soon (tm)
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I put in an order for 1 million shares at $500 to help pump it up, will cancel it just before open so I don't have to pay
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>>62357659

I want to remind that argument against using oceans for cooling is “corrosion”, so yeah, lets build megaarrays of radiators orbiting the earth and send a space mission every time something brakes, that sounds and easier problem to solve cost efficiently.
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>>62357757
will be $120 on monday kek
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>>62357772
kek
just here for the laughs like always
For me the IPO was already worth it just for this
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>>62357761
because we have conductive cooling on earth that works better than the radiative cooling we have to use in the vacuum of space. the real advantage of orbital data centers is the 24/7 free solar energy and more efficiency on the solar panels combined with no worries around regulation and nimbys or burning fossil fuels etc
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>>62357773
ok and what are you powering your underwater data center with?
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>>62357659
>Radiative cooling in space
>it's not cost effective.
>instead of putting them in a vacuum
so isn't creating and maintaining vacuums. besides no particles doesn't mean it's automatically minus temperature. or wtf?

with it being -300 celsius or whatever in space, free mind you, don't you have a way to go before you can say it's pointless


uh oh. strap in for kino

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ehk3hS2xc
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>>62357816
Free? You mean you're going to recoup the money saved by putting a solar panel into orbit by the differential in watt/area before the equipment degrades/becomes outdated? Really excited to see the math here chief
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>>62357852
The temperature of space is defined in terms of the wavelength of cosmic background radiation. All it tells you is the temperature of the horizon.
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It's tanking rn.
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>>62355225
yes
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155
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>>62357736
We cant barely build and maintain the ISS with tax payer funded space monies spanning decades and you think that the private sector is going to build, wait for it, orbital data centers? Are you out of your mind?
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>>62357854
i can agree and can concede but show me the data centers
we have been building for millennia now
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>>62357854
less than $200 per kg to orbit via starship
that's the math, that's why it could work

its funny the same people so pissed off about data centers using all our water and raising electricity costs on earth are also incredibly pissed off about putting those data centers in space instead.
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>>62354979
It is kind of funny that he blames the woke for his son becoming trans instead of thinking that maybe, you know, the fact that his son has Elon Musk for a father and has siblings with names like Techno Mechanicus and X Æ A-Xii has something to do with it. Or just normal variance, like if it turns out that becoming trans has a genetic component and is not a psychological condition then it's not too surprising that you would have one trans child out of 14. Like yeah the woke are weird, but there are many possible factors at play here.
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>it's impossible
it literally isn't
we have the new radiator and solar panel tech
the starship is under development as a fully reusable launch vehicle

its not impossible. you just have elon derangement syndrome
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>>62357868
cute way of saying it's colder in space than above our soil
you are autistic, we could tell already
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>>62357882
It's a constellation of satellites linked together via lasers, not one big station. It's basically just repurposing the tech they've already developed for Starlink.
I don't know if it's going to be profitable, but it's definitely feasible.
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>>62357882
The public sector should be completely dismantled. Their only purpose today is to get in front of Great Men and waste their time and efforts. We would be living on Mars already if it weren’t for those leeches.
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>>62357896
It's feasible in the same way putting a data center in the Mariana trench is feasible
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>>62357946
powered by what? using sea cucumbers as fuel? putting fish on a treadmill?
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Data centers have control rooms with control room operators and a staff of technicians to troubleshoot and repair electrical and mechanical issues. I've worked with them commissioning their equipment when they were being built. I've had job offers to go work at some of these sites. You aren't going to build these "in space" or under water like some sealab structure or something. The racks are powered by PMDC switch gear with backup diesel generators. You need backup power and the ability to seamless transition to gen power so you dont have outages. This space or ocean data centers are complete nonsense.
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>>62357946
Do you think the company that put 11 gorillion satellites in orbit faster and cheaper than any other company ever in history can't figure out data centers in space?
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>>62357967
I don't think they can do it cheaper than building them on earth
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>>62357994
I think your retarded monkey brain can't comprehend how they're going to do it. Basically lots of small satellites to form a giant constellation=1 big giant data center connected by lasers with free solar power. Not a hard concept to grasp and when starship goes live it'll be exponentially cheaper than data centers on Earth
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So this is what the generational stock market bubble top feels like. Complete disregard for sane companies and absolute mania over the dumbest shit imaginable. Chatbots 2.0 and space. Chatbots in space. Chatbots in the bottom of the ocean. Its like the 2021 retail mania phase of crapto with NTFs and people buys a JPEG of a pet rock for $30,000.
https://youtu.be/lBdxeeolWng?is=-OT1yEuhZNIGi0Cx
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>>62357966
>diesel generators
>seamless transition to gen power so you don't have outages
24/7 peak solar with no cloudy days, there will be no outages
spacex plans for each data center to last at least 5 years then they deorbit it

no moving parts for cooling. massive redundancy redirecting data via starlink. dirt cheap launch costs for replacement.

they've considered this more deeply then you have with your idiotic comment about diesel generators and outages. but you think you're soooo clever
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>>62358023
The chatbots are actually extremely useful though. Yes, perhaps overvalued, but they legitimately can do many things that you'd otherwise need to hire a human for.
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>>62357830

With a solar, obviously. Yes, there will be nights, i know. Thats ok. And nobody will wait for this to happen anyway, it will be so overbuild in next few years that capacity will not be filled for decades, prices will plummet, and then it will be depreciating for another decade so we will stuck with it anyway.
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>>62357967
>>62358022
sounds completely disgusting. what right does spacex have to put so much trash around our planet?
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>>62358022
Kek if this is satire then bravo. If you're serious then I'm still laughing but for sadder reasons
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>>62351461
poorfags stay poor for a reason.
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Trading just started $159.94
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>>62356089
>poorfaggots with a 4K brokerage account are all-in SPCX

the dump will be glorious
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>>62358022
I'm gonna have to see an epic 3D render of this before I believe it
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>>62358022

>free solar power

Opinion discarded.
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>>62358064
You're too retarded to give a dignified response to
>>62358066
>they've literally done this already with internet satellites
>but some random anon on a Bosnian knitting forum says it's not possible
Pack it up Elon, you may be the world's first trillionaire but this anon says you can't figure it out, it's joever
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>>62357966
>The racks are powered by PMDC switch gear with backup diesel generators. You need backup power and the ability to seamless transition to gen power so you dont have outages. This space or ocean data centers are complete nonsense.
my guy....

have you not asked yourself why they use diesel generators or need backup power in the first place....

show me the finished ai hyperscalers. how many MW or GW do we have
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>>62358056
solar underwater? lol good luck
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it's up

I REPEAT

THE SCAM IS UP


I WAS HERE

i was also at my PC when the GTA 6 trailer leaked and when TTWO decided to drop theirs. it was 45 minutes later iirc
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>>62358137
you'll be singing a very different tune when spacex's floating garbage dump makes low earth orbit too dangerous to traverse
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just +22% wtf it should be +100% at least
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robinhood is down lmao
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the motherfucker did it again. praise godking elon.
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The goy milking has started
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>>62351469
I think they will lure in as much exit liquidity as possible before the rug
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>>62351581
Elon is on team Jew. You have fallen for the Elon Musk [ based and redpilled propaganda, being susceptible to propaganda is a sign of low IQ
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>>62358139
>have you not asked yourself why they use diesel generators or need backup power in the first place
No, because I know why. Equipment failure at the data center. A PMDC transformer can fail to close on power up failing to deliver medium voltage to the switch gear to go out to the server floor and power the racks. A diesel gen will kick on to supply power until the control room operators switch to a different PMDC on line power to power those racks. Once off the PMDC with the issue it can be troubleshot and corrected. There are hundreds of PMDCs and gens pairs in some of these data centers like Googles SLN site.
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Oppenheimer Buy Initiates $190 +19.50% Jun 11, 2026
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retail squares getting dumped on
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>>62358206
dude. why is no one ever mentioning how badly that little autistic Trump boy wants to laugh.
look how hard he's suppressing his laugh with his larynx/trachea. watch the mouth too

apparently his slavic bitch mother told him "you need to be stoic in public. smiling shows weakness" ala Kanye
god the slavs are fucking cucks and delusional
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>>62358225
It's gonna be up for 15 days at least, until it hits the index. That's when the ride starts
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I might have bought in if it was cheaper but seriously, 2 trillion market cap right from the get go?
No way that's gonna go up any time soon, it'll likely plummet all the way down instead.
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>>62358259
You are on team China. You have fallen for the Chinese [ based and redpilled propaganda, being susceptible to antisemitism is a sign of low IQ
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>>62358027
you cant cool shit in space, the only way is by radiation
and that very slow and need bg ass radiators

just look at the ISS it make all thoses white 10 panels it has are radiators coolen about 70kw of head

for a data center in space you would need thausens on km2 of radiators to cool it down

by the way the ISS is t humankinds most expencive singel object ever build
just building a datacenter in space would need 1000-2000 times more money then the ISS did cost

and maintans good luck launching bob 1-3 time a week into space to fix the servers or replace broken parts..

Underwater data centers located near the coast are more realistic, they can generate energy through movement of the see, but maintenance would pose a major problem if they were too far offshore

cost to build it asside...
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>>62357383
ok, and how much shit do you have to get up into orbit and at what cost just to replace a single "data center" on Earth? We have THOUSANDS of data centers already and more being built every day, the proposal is to send shit up to orbit at an incredibly high cost, and not be able to repair / replace tens of thousands of satellites easily and the tech in them will get outdated fast as you can see what's happening now every time there's a new leap in chip manufacturing and these data centers are all chasing the newest tech upgrades to stay ahead.

It's completely nonsensical, the entire argument is muh free energy from the sun, OK fine, how are you going to send all the mass up there just to collect all that energy and power enough infrastructure to make it work when you can't launch that much shit to orbit and starship hasn't even made orbit yet or delivered a single payload? The entire thing is a scam for hype
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I think this space narrative retardation has legs. You know the AIfags that think the ability to ask a chatbot an infantile question and it fetching the top Google result is amazing? The same ones that are like
>AI robots are going to take all the jobs bro
>AI + robotics
>automation you just wait
When we already have robotics and automation. As if hooking a chatbot up to a welding robot making cuckovers in Michigan and giving it the knowledge base of reddit is going to do anything useful
>b-but HUMANOID robots + AI
Lol, lmao even. These same retards are screeching
>data centers BUT IN SPACE connected with LASERS and and they're CLUSTERS
It's the dumbest shit imaginable but look at the retail mania in chatbots 2.0 that are nothing more than a mildly interesting tool yet they think we have invented an artificial super intelligence. Dumb space stonks. This is it. This is the next big retarded thing to try and extend the top.
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>>62358479
lol i already debunked see >>62357919
>muh iss
so predictable
u r dumb
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>>62358479
My favorite part about that is that he wants to launch 1 fucking million of them. I did the math for fun and with conservative estimates, that's like 100k sats above the visible horizon at any given time. More than one satellite per square degree of the night sky.
Night would literally cease to be, not to mention the seething from from literally every other country that wants to launch something into space, ever
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>>62358502
>at an incredibly high cost
lol no
starship nigger
less than $200 a kg to leo
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>>62358535
That number is Elon's delusional wish, not reality moron.
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>>62358535
Fuck off Elon you will never be an engineer, stick to your 3D renders
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>>62356541
why does it matter for them, image how much it would have to crash for them to lose money.
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>>62358569
Doesn't matter for them, it matters for the retail baggies
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>22.2%
Another day Mr Musk has made me wealth
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>>62358541
well i speculate it will be a reality
starship will work, it will be fully reusable and mass produced. and you will find a new cope

>>62358564
nobody was mad about spacex until elon backed trump and said you will never be a real woman. since then endless daily seethe about starship. its hard to take seriously

over 500 successful landings on falcon 9 boosters btw. and you think spacex doesn't know what they're doing lol. you have elon derangement syndrome.

take a deep breathe, dilate, and respond without sounding mad.
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>>62358023
Might as well ride and exit before it pops
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>>62357896
Data centers in space(X)(TM) is great until you start researching how hostile space actually is to fine electronics like angstrom-scale compute without tons and I do mean tons of shielding.

There's a reason the IPO happened before the first proof-of-concept
>Datacenter in space
was actually put into orbit..
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>>62358638
Oh look guys we have an expert on orbital data centers in our midst!
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>>62358638
they have a plan for that, you're the one who never looked into it because you think you're smarter than everyone else, you're not.

they have software to check for errors and compute set aside for redundancy. they plan for these data centers to only last 5 years then deorbit and replace. during solar storms they will shut down and use the solar panels and radiators to dissipate the emp. they have actually thought about this and you assumed this shit never occurred to them.
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>>62358623
Starship is costing how much per launch right now? The notion that it will be fully re-usable and they will be launching hundreds every few months is just complete and utter bullshit.

Elon is a grifter selling you a bag of lies, start being skeptical of the bullshit he says. In a few months / years he will just move the goalpost for starship yet again when reality catches up to him once more, just like he did with the Mars bullshit. The moon bullshit is next because HLS hasn't even been prototyped yet and Starship is no where near ready to bring one to the moon just to test it out by 2027.
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>>62358623
SpaceX as a space company is genuinely an impressive company. But you're also buying Xitter and Xai and who knows what other exit scam got bundled in. You're buying AI buzzwords from the man who currently has the shittiest AI on the market and is trying to compete with fucking Google, Microsoft and Amazon on a field he knows nothing about
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>>62358638
they're disposable bro and you don't need to go through the permitting humiliation ritual
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>>62358678
We can land boosters on a boat now
You're spoiled if you don't find that amazing
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>>62358529
its not even that, one just one data center would be 50-200 time bigger ISS...
the would need to deliver billions of tons into space just to build one datacenter

the radiations alone for a 10GW datacenter in space would need more space then a little town (thats just for cooling it)
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Orbital data centers
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>>62358709
Hello Elon.
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>>62358678
even elon says you need to take his timelines with a grain of salt. in his infinite autism he only gives best case if-nothing-goes-wrong timelines because he says he can't predict what will go wrong. it seems dumb to me, i would just pad the timelines with some extra room for problems but what do i know.

>Starship is costing how much per launch right now?
irrelevant, its still in the prototype phase

but i speculate it will work. meanwhile they've already been mass producing the prototypes and that will only scale up.

so far its working and it looks promising

>>62358685
google and anthropic are already paying to use xai data centers. and google has already announced they are making their own data centers to launch on spacex rockets. but you're not entirely wrong, ai is a bit of a gamble.

>>62358722
wrong see >>62357919
they have new carbon radiators several times more efficient than the old metal ones on the iss. and they plan on launching a constellation of small data centers as seen in the pic in that post. at least do some basic research before spouting off your overconfident hot takes
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>>62358666
>They have computers and software and shit

Well then I guess orbital data centers is the future. What about Sam Altman, you believe everything he says as well? Saylor?
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>>62358779
do you believe everything thunderf00t says? the msm? you vaxxed and boosted?
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>>62358722
Well to be fair, the idea is to have 1kk small distributed computers in the KW range probably, not 10GW space datacenters. Like yeeting a million PCs with quad H100s into space and having them in a compute mesh, I guess.
>>62358761
>they have new carbon radiators
Source on those radiators? I'm genuinely interested
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>>62351461
>when will your ponzi scheme finally collapse, you fucking hobo
during the global recession coming sometime this summer
>t. knower
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it's so over

robinhood massive W today
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>>62358786
It's a simple question anon why are you deflecting?
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>>62358761
just more elon bullshit.....

new tech sure total true, its not bound by pyhsics just belive ...
also did you even saw how big those radiator in the cig image are ?
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>>62358811
That's nearly $30 mil. Surely you have better options than RH at that point. Or I guess it's probably just fake.
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non of this makes any sense. the rockets are losing a ton of money, as is the AI business. the only thing that makes money is starlink, but that alone doesnt justify a 2 trillion valuation.

there are a few possibilities:
>i'm retarded and completely wrong about it making no sense, and the hype is 100% justified
>everyone else is retarded and the bubble will burst but they'll get bailed out by Trump

so i guess they'll just win no matter what happens?
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>>62358861
>as is the AI business.
you're behind the news
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Fuck it's not done pumping
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>>62358861
There's grain of truth in it like with every good hype train, but they're buying promise of the future. Even if it works out, once retail realizes there will be no space clusters for 10-20 years if ever, it will dump. Reading the Google paper, It might be a good buy in like 2027-2029 though
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>>62358848
I believe that's a Twitch guy, so it's entirely possible he has $30m but is also functionally retarded. An ideal RH client, really.
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>>62358884
No he's ahead

>>62358861
Yes everybody is retarded but these IPOs are the dying gasp of a failing system, retards are piling in because they want another meme stock like tesla but it'll be much much cheaper than now by probably early next year
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>>62358861
Are you living under a rock? The entire retail market and investment culture has made no sense for years. Everyone has forgotten the history of real economic cycles and operates on the assumption of endless growth based on previous (recent) returns. It makes sense when you consider the realistically anyone under 50 probably has never been affected by a market crash in their lifetime. We have an entire yuppie culture of making enough money young to live passively of investment income in your 40s/50s onward simply because its unfathomable that returns may not always be 8%+ every year. Naturally we are heading for a crash but the when is the big question. People are not investing in the future, they are trying to get theirs and get out before the whole thing inplodes. Given how exposed all our finances are to international stock markets, the crash will be boggling.
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>>62358796
>Source on those radiators? I'm genuinely interested

sure
https://ntrs.nasa.gov/citations/19990041155
nasa study on carbon radiators

>>The cooling problem is more tractable than commonly assumed. Passive radiators using selective coatings and lightweight carbon fibre panels could achieve ~163–346 W/kg at system level, a 13-28× improvement over ISS-era radiators (~13 W/kg).5 No radiator at these performance levels has been deployed at the scale an orbital data center would require, but prototype high-conductivity carbon composite panels have demonstrated the material properties required. At these performance levels, thermal hardware is 2-5% of total data center cost, and actually less than what terrestrial data centers spend on cooling over a comparable lifecycle
https://www.forethought.org/research/will-we-really-put-data-centers-in-space
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>>62358861
and starlink is only profitable because it gets free rides into space on spacex rockets.....
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>>62358884
how so? you mean the thing where google rents compute capacity from musk?
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>>62358938
>No he's ahead
nah revenue from renting gpus is more than starlink currently
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>>62358918
You mong, literally everyone including those in this thread are buying to make money on speculation, as with the majority of retail trading. No one is thinking about the "future". They are watching dairy of a ceo and thinking they are the smart one who will make $$$ buying low selling high. Everyone from top to bottom is thinking the same way and trading with each other based on this assumption.
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>>62358861
>so i guess they'll just win no matter what happens?
The government is propping up every sector of their business
They will absolutely 100% win no matter what happens...
...until war with China happens and Americans discover how far behind we truly are.
Same deal with TSMC, Intel, and other silicon foundries.
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>>62358970
Currently, it won't last, the reason we are getting these IPOs is they know the market is at its peak, get money from retards now before it collapses and everybody is left holding the bag
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>>62358985
There are unironic believers in this very thread if you can believe it
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>>62358985
>Everyone from top to bottom is thinking the same way
>thinking
You've spent too much time on the internet if you think retail is thinking.
Musk man said there will be space AI within two years and all the techbros rush to suck his dick
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>>62358995
>war with china
Reminder that we post about financial matters with people on this board that have no concept of reality.
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>>62358842
big but not impossibly big
and there is nothing here that is not bound by physics. carbon radiators aren't some made up thing elon bullshitted, they are real
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>>62359025
>we are getting these IPOs is they know the market is at its peak
That's the only reason anyone does an IPO
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>>62359036
These aren't people buying shares. They are retarded neets. The people buying shares are yuppie middle managers with an SSRI addled wife who stopped putting out after the 2nd child. They will be swapping between robinhood and draftkings hoping to hit big and start a new life in costa rico like their favorite youtuber.
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>>62359025
Said true to someone who doesn't take into consideration the amount of money printed during covid.
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>>62359087
Only spcx holders I don't look down on. They're just in it for the love of the game and I respect that. No Voodoo, no magic thinking, just honest gamblers
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I bought 40 stocks
Feels bad I missed out on the first 3 fucking hours I could have gotten 70
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>>62359128
holy shit you're fucking rich
i bought 1
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AAAHHHHHH IT'S CRASHING!
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>>62358995
>...until war with China happens and Americans discover how far behind we truly are.
lol
please tell us

young Chinese want to fight even LESS than Westeners

https://medium.com/@topbosstalk/how-ballpoint-tips-became-chinas-toughest-lesson-in-precision-f4f58c10ced7

https://theasymmetric.substack.com/p/china-ballpoint-pen-machine-tools
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spacex just needs to do an easy 7000x and i am set for life with just one share and spacex at a cool 14 thousand trillion dollar marketcap.
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>>62355760
When it goes to $90 next year, you better shut the fuck up and not complain since you're betting on them reaching Mars.
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I hope SpaceX rips to 5 Trilly
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>>62358206
With the Space X money, Elon is going to officially become richer than Rockefeller was at his peak.
Rockefeller did it through the total monopolization of the American oil industry to such an extreme level that the government actually did something anti-corporation for once and forced Standard Oil to break up because the company had the government by the balls.
Elon is doing it entirely off the back of a declining car company and one of the companies that's deepest into the red on the face of the planet, all by spewing bullshit promises that people still somehow buy into even though 99% of them haven't come true.
When did the world become so fucking retarded? Holy shit.
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massive
MASSIVE
W
today
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>>62358022
>and when starship goes live it'll be exponentially cheaper than data centers on Earth
You have to be retarded enough to qualify for neetbux if you think taking satellites to space with a rocket and having them communicate wirelessly can be cheaper than trucking a bunch of materials to a field, building a concrete box and filling it with GPUs.
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>>62359195
over 500 succesful booster landings of the falcon 9, the most launched rocket on earth with over 60% of all launches and over 90% of all mass to space. including the only way for us astronauts to reach the iss. spacex has delivered so far. you have elon derangement syndrome
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>>62351461
Remember how Elons tweeting got him in trouble with the SEC. How it affected TSLA stock. What if that was predictive programming.

Then again...

What if him getting high with Joe RoGAIN was a message that his stock will shoot up?
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>>62359219
and the building a nuclear power plant beside it or tapping into a pipeline and burning natural gas to power it...
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>>62359219
>cheaper than trucking a bunch of materials to a field, building a concrete box and filling it with GPUs.
Uh oh turns out that field actually has a rare endangered worm species on it potentially. And the power lines might pass through an important deer breeding ground. How does 5 years of court nonsense and environmental studies sound instead?
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>>62359228
when i see elon smoke a doob, that's a buy signal. it means the stonk price is going to get high
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Why do my SPCX shares use BBBYQs cusip?
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>>62359221
They could have 10k succesful launches and nothing would change. What matters is whether they can make positive net income, which they can't.
The space data centers is just the latest bullshit they are making up to keep the show going. 5 years ago they were parroting that starship would have killed airlines by now. Once the data center hype dies down, they will make something else up.
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>>62359249
Only like 5% of the planet gives a shit about those kinds of things. The Brazillians burn down parts of the Amazon to build shit all the time. The africans do the same to build mines, etc.
Even if the entirety of the USA wasn't competitive as a data center location, jumping from that to space makes as much sense as if they had tried to send clothing factories to fucking space instead of China in the 90s.
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>>62359287
>just build the data centers in china, not space
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>>62359265
nobody gives a fuck about how much money they currently make nerd. positive net income lol what the fuck world do you think we live in. they will make money when everyone buys the data centers in space or they mine asteroids or some shit. just buy the hype or stay poor loser, learn 2 stonks.
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>>62358861
This is along the same line of argument as "B-but TSLA is the market cap of all car companies combined!".

Kek
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>>62351461
I put in for £20k's worth and only managed to nab just over £5k's worth.
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>>62359339
i will take the cybercab to the asian massage parlour with my spacex profits in the future. thanks elon
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>>62359249
Anon, wake up. It's 2026. Nobody gives a shit about worms. All the cool kids are getting their own nuclear reactors and they can build them wherever they want. If you run out of land, you can just take it from someone else.
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>>62359356
you got lucky actually
anyways how did you even lift 20,000 pounds?
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>>62359369
it was never about the worms, its so bureaucrats and "consultants" can make busy work for themselves and feel a little rush from the power of delaying everything by years to get paid. parasites
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>>62359258
Source?
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>>62357919
Better than I thought, but you're still paying $5-6m to orbit a "datacenter" that's about 170x H100s of compute. With no way to upgrade or sell the HW as it ages out. The self-contained off-coast ones seem more plausible.
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>>62359390
Hold the spaceX bag, that will show those damn bureaucrats
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>>62359442
They have a lot of intel on the matter over in /GME/ You should go ask them. >>62350482
They have been keeping close tabs on this. They call it "The Cusip Conundrum". BBBYQ CUSIP keeps showing up on securities not associated with BBBYQ,
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>>62359339
tesla stock hasnt change much in the last 4 years or so? why exactly is it worth that much? p/e ratio is at over 300
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>>62359598
humanoid robots and robot cars and hype
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>>62359532
I googled the cusip number of both and its not the same. Its
84615Q103 for SpaceX and BBBYQ is 075896100.
What are you making stuff up for?
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>>62359598
I think of it like a wildcat bank
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>>62359635
waymo has been operating robotaxi fleets in multiple cities for half a decade now and china organizes marathons for robots that also know kung fu? not sure tesla is at that level yet. i guess it's just hype then.
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>>62359688
waymo doesn't make cars, that's part of why it costs more to ride in a waymo than an uber. tesla will make the cars, and be cheaper than taking an uber. chinese robots don't have proper hands and nobody needs a robot to do kung fu.
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>>62359672
What's going on with the cusip?
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>>62359727
If tesla can pull off self-driving cars why can't uber
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>>62359840
uber doesn't make cars
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>>62359727
>chinese
zoomers and boomers are totally mindbroken by Chyna
literally falling for potemkin propaganda
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>>62359901
We have been making cars for over 100 years now, the sauce isn't in the car, it's your sensors, software and compute.
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>>62359929
i like china, but they are a competitor
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>>62359935
uber hasn't been making cars
very few companies in the us can make cars at scale. very few founded in recent decades. and once tesla cars are self driving they've already said they won't keep selling them because they'll make more money renting them out. so uber will have to buy the cars and the sensors and the compute, all things tesla makes themselves and uber will have to buy. guess who will be able to offer a cheaper ride and get most of the customers?
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>>62359956
>guess who will be able to offer a cheaper ride and get most of the customers
Waymo !!
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>>62359372
I sold a bunch of stocks a month or so ago and have been looking for new places to invest.
Will probably stick some in Anthropic next.
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>>62359598
Because the market is fake and gay and you just have to guess which stocks they're eventually going to pump to the moon.
Don't look for sense.
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>>62359996
but they don't make their own cars. cars are expensive. they have to buy cars from someone else and that someone else has to make a profit. the cost to produce a cybercar, an already cheaper car even with the self driving stuff, is much less than the cost for waymo to buy a car someone else made and then buy all the sensors and compute someone else and needs to profit from. its not complicated.

>>62360009
same. hopefully i actually get some pre ipo this time
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I trust the CEO of SpaceX to take us to the Moon.
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>>62359830
You said they were the same, and they're not. So why are you lying?
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>>62358152

Look, here is a main reason im not on team Elon and im not republican, i just cant handle these morons. You connect data center that is under ocean with you sollar arrays in the desert with electrical wire. There it is, problem solved, now explain what would orbital data center do if pierced with dust size cosmic object or when radiation will degrade the transistors or singe solar storm will fuck up the solar array, permanently fucking up the rig? And this is why Elon, who knows all this shit and genuinely genius level entrepreneur, cant win my heart - he is a scammer surrounded by morons.
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>>62358084
Still showing at $161 on Kraken's derivative stock platform. What's going on?
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>>62360603
I'm not sure, this is definitely some peculiar pricing.
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Fake towel niggers now. Kek
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>>62360569
>under ocean
unnecessarily warming your room (planet)
>or singe solar storm will fuck up the solar array
you can reposition satellites np

>here is a main reason im not on team Elon and im not republican
for the longest time Elon was not an (outright) conservative

to clarify, i'm not married to any one idea: ai only in space or whatever
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>>62360569
>You connect data center that is under ocean with you sollar arrays in the desert with electrical wire.
you lose energy the longer the transmission wire is, all the way from the desert across the land and to the bottom of the ocean. and what about downtown? your data center is useless at night without an additional power source like nuclear or burning gas off the grid. speaking of the grid its fucking saturated and even if you could generate all the electricity you need you're saturated on grid based transport since you have to feed the energy into the grid and then pull off it for some reason not sure, but thats how it works. data centers on land are already about to run into this problem, which is why spacex, google, and lockheed martin are all working on their own orbital data centers now, its not even just elon. but they will all have to use starship to pull it off.

the rest of the stuff you said i already explained that stuff here >>62358666
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>>62360758
>what about downtown
downtime
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Congratulations on a job well done
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>>62351572
slave morality brain rot
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>>62351559
>reddit and all liberal faggots were glazing this guy until he went Trumpster
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>MAGA BABY
you're too retarded to see the irony kek
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>>62355842
>It literally cant fail, its integrated with the MIC
Just like palantir and anthropic and every other tech giant. Add FVEY to that, too.



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