>boomers will tell you to invest in something literally called standard and poors
NOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN INVEST IN THIS NEW REVOLUTIONARY FORM OF CURRENCY, YOU HAVE TO BUY MY INDEX FUND INCLUDING>campbell soup>general fucking mills>pepsi>clorox
you kids wouldn't know a wise investment if it bit you in your balls
>>62353453>xerox now that’s a tech company yep
>>62353524How else would you copy a document in the 90s?
>>62353434It’s called S&P Global now, fagtron
>>62353594ctrl + c