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space niggas... not like this

>>62356337
Isn't the ipo $135?

>>62356307
I’m sure you’re smart enough to sell the top. You’re the main character after all.

>>62356307
my nose belongs up satanichia's asshole

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>>62356478
Satanichia wants something else... Besides, she's 100% invested in Vinted to resell her dirty socks

>>62356521
BIG sniff

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What's /biz/'s reaction gonna be when the bubble refuses to pop and Elon makes these investors millions?

>>62356603
feeling like an idiot while blaming trump, blaming israel, and blaming jeets.

Can humans impregnate angels and demons in the gabdrop universe?

i just put 300k usd into spacex bros, am i gonna make it? (borrowed at 15% interest vs my parents house)

>>62356603
kinda like the entire market in general now? that bubble? it's all fake and gay

>>62356831
sell

>>62356775
there are no named male mcs so no. its a yuribait series.
i want to push my tongue into gabs unwashed honeypot, btw.

>>62359984
Should've watched Super Cub

People don't realize that a share is actually worth $22,000. They don't know they're holding Chipotle

>>62356307
2 more weeks

>>62356448
Yes