Kneel before the first trillionaire in human history
Baldbros….. We won
The spacex IPO sends his net worth up to like $1.7 trillion, so he’ll probably be the first multi trillionaire in a couple of weeks
elon is christ
He should buy South Africa.
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>>62357105Augustus owned the entirety of Egypt as his personal property. Charles V nearly all of South America. This guy is nothing
what would happen if someone yanked really hard on his laser surgery head? would the whole scalp come off? you cant tell me the follicles are as strong as a natural scalp.
>>62357147It's all pretend wealth. He could never realise his gains, just borrow against his imaginary fortune.
Is SpaceX going to buy TSLA?
>>62357226You missed your window. The follicles are only sensitive during the first 3-6 months. After that they are as robust as natural follicles
>>62357105imagine if elon had a heart attack yesterday
>>62357105Still as poor as they come when measured in terms of number of real friends
>>62357372What is with libshits obsession with portraying him as a friendless loser? Anyone who actually researched his life knows that he has several ride-or-die friends. A few of whom gave Elon an assload of money with zero expectations of return the many times he was on the brink of bankruptcy. People he still hangs out with regularly to this day
>>62357423larry page, jensen huang, all personal friends, and people think billionaires are alone
>>62357423Don't forget that woman he gifted a pony to in exchange for a massage.
>>62357476i wouldnt want to be friends with those people tbqhwyi would probably have friends, but not people who fly to Davos on jets.
>>62357644>billionaire pays for sex (like all of them do) and therefore he has no friendsSound logic, fellow redditor
>>62357648why would they be friends with a poorfag like you?
>>62357105mind boggling how the richest man in the world still bothered to lie about being the best poe/diablo player. why is his ego so fragile? you'd think after all that money he wouldn't bother with meaningless shit like that
>>62357744i mean in a hypothetical scenario where i bought tons of BTC when it was less than a penny.instead no one knows i exist, which is its own kind of privilege.
killing trillionaires is not morally wrong
>>62357105Mansa Musa
A lot of redditors are currently arguing about Elon akshually being poor because he doesnt have a trillion dollars in cash in his bank account. They really are trying so hard to cope that he isnt richer than nations
>>62357372>Still as poor as they come when measured in terms of number of real friendsfuckin kek this is cope so perfect I almost suspect it's oldfag silly postingsublime
>>62357780Dude was born with a silver spoon up the ass. Why'd you think he'd be any better with age?
>>62357372>Socialite with gigantic social sphere>Heh he's alone and no friendsGet real retard.
>>62357105He is cash poor THOUGH
>>62359300You don't grow being cash rich. You lose money being cash rich. You suck ass being cash rich. You're an idiot being cash rich. So what is your point exactly?> muh BerkshireYeah, we'll see how that goes.
>>62357237What would he even do with that amount of cash anyway?
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>>62357255>>62357226>you cant tell me the follicles are as strong as a natural scalp.Nanobots son
>>62357201Both of those places were shitholes then and hardly better now
As someone with friends: it's really not some amazing wonderful gift worth more than billions could ever buy. Only a friendless loser would think it's so magical. Kinda like virgins who put pussy on a pedestal.
>>62360322Always do the opposite of what reddit and /pol/ says, is how it is for me.
>>62357201Das rite.
>>62357372This is cope lol. His exes all still adore him and want his cock. They didn't even care when he cheated lol.
>>623571051tril is nothing. The moneyprinter owners' wealth is effectively infinite.
>>62357201he will be the first known publicly displayed trillionaire.
>>62357201This, a lot of ancients were way more rich, and I don’t mean 1-to-1 comparing the number of their wealth. Hannibal Barca was rich enough to lead an entire mercenary army against a world empire and super power, Elon Musk could never even hope to fund that even if he wasn’t a massive fucking fag and could actually lead troops
I think we live in an isekai simulationwhere Elon Musk is the main characterand we're all just NPCswhat a shitty fucking worldwe should have lived in a world here the first trillionaire was a Japanese teenager. would you believe we lived in an isekai then?
fake and gay
>>62357105That's my GOAT right there. Trillionaire like it's nobody's business
>>62357201Augustus fucked his own sister so he doesnt count
>>62357105The most based African AmericanI kneel
>>62362791>augustus is based so it doesnt count
>>62357201>erm there was a king back in the year 1509bc who claimed he owned the entire world so really Elon isn’t all that rich!
>>62357201to be fair americans are all golem worshipping the richest people as gods so elon owns the US
>>62362821This but kinda unironically
He is just another kike ponzi scheme to prevent this.He can't use, sell or spend even 1/100 of his wealth or the fed system will just collapse
>>62357165he should buy greenland just to fuck with Trump
>>62357201Well, Fidel Castro owned Cuba according to Forbes, so he must have been one of the wealthiests men on earth at some point in time too, right?
>>62357423>Anyone who actually researched his life knows that he has several ride-or-die friends. A few of whom gave Elon an assload of money with zero expectations of returnYou mean the Epstein class, i.e. the Mossad, CIA, and Jews?Odd how all of his companies are DARPA projects...>>62357476>larry page, jensen huang, all personal friendsRich people have no friends, only interests
>>62362993>Rich people have no friends, only interestsThis is pure poortard cope
>>62362993why do internet losers think everyone else is like them?
>>62363014>>62363025>t.poorfag
>>62357780LolLmao even
>>62357201But but... he owns a large number on a computer!!!
>>62357372>Still as poor as they come when measured in terms of number of real friendsI think Elon is a dipshit; but holy cope.
