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>accidentally called the summer intern “newfag”
Wtf do I do? She didn’t look mad but I saw her whispering something to the girl next to her.
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>>62357831
Casually call her "newbag" next time you talk to her
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>>62357860
then the next day call her "newhag".
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>things that never happened
summer interns have been replaced with LATAM workers or AI
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>>62357911
tep, they’re all from argentina at my office
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>>62357831
she probably just told the other girl how based that was.
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>>62357911
:(
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>>62358162
yeah im sorry I wish your larp was true too, it's over.
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>>62357831
Just say it's cantonese "NU FANG" and it means "Intern" or "New soldier"
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>>62357911
>LATAM workers
I wish. What you see is nepotism disguised as diversity hires for the most part. I gave up and just switched to day trading.
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>>62357831
At least, you didn't ask her to show tits.
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>new starter
>me
>oh you wouldn’t know anyone my age they’re all dead
>how old are you
>42
>im 36


Honestly think im 80 or something sometimes
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>>62357831
Double down on it, he clearly is a newfag.
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>mfw I said “this is some heavy R” over Teams chat
They don’t actually look at it do they?
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>>62357883
and then correctly newhalf
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>>62357831
Just do it again
Learn to lean into your actual mannerisms and character rather than recoil from it if you're having a laff in your head. Lay off calling people fags and niggers though, that power level is too high for normies
As long as you don't apologize for minor jests and bantz (assuming somebody isn't actually offended, and leftists don't count since they aren't real people), most will respect you more
And if its a girl she might think you're quirky and fun, because odds are she's stupid. Point is don't take it so seriously
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>>62357831
Calm down. Think critically. What could she possibly say. What would you say?

>That guy called me a fag

Like come on.
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No you didn't you called her the "newgal". She misheard you. Why would she even say that? Not a good fit for the company.

Gaslight, gaslight, gaslight.
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>>62360733
This. It's a female-friendly work world, so you have to play by the female rules sometimes
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>>62357831
Call her a nigger when no one is around, try to make her accuse you of something completely out of character so she looks like she's lying.



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