Thanks for contributing your hard earned to the IPO, been wanting some exit liquidity for a while now. You were never going to 'make it' with this one . . just like all the others. I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagie.
Could you sign this for me, Jeff
>>62361024I had a NW of $10 billion in 1999, you gullible tard. No I will not sign.
>>62361016Enjoy your limited time off, wagie. Those trillion tasks you didn't do will be wating for you on Monday.
>>62361016Fucking jannies don't like bezosposting, they ban for it now. You know why? Because janny is the lowest form of wagie - they wage for 0 (zero) dollars!
>>62361491>>62361016keep sucking that thick cock of hers, bezos
>>62361491The jannies have gone too far this time
>>62361016>I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagie.Wait Jeff, does that mean that you get up early as well? Seems like something a wagie would do, don't you think Jeff? Oh by the way, Jeff, i just noticed you have a working man name. Jeff.
>>62361016Jeff Bezos is going to win the lunar lander contract and cuck Musk. Bezos cock rockets will by pounding moonussie in the 2030s while Musk can only watch from the cuck chair.
>>62361016muh name jeff!
>>62361016Don’t be late on Monday, wagie!
>>62361696>muh name jeffYes. that’s my name. wagie!Now tell me why you love me!
>>62361611Guess who just volunteered to do the weekly safety presentation. See you at the pre-start meeting, wagie
>>62361016It can be hard watching others reach success, like our good friend Elon, while it feels like you're going backwards. Spend an extra 2.5-minutes per shift in the AmaZen booth on me, wagie. You gotta look after yourself after all
tik tock
>>62361016The weekend is like a high-speed train ride heading straight toward a brick wall named Monday, wagie.
I work at Amazon corporate and there's something called a "bezos escalation" with an entire team supporting it, it's when a retarded faggot customer directly reaches out to bezos regarding an issue they had instead of customer support, and this fucker will instruct someone in that team to contact whoever is responsible for this to fix it ASAP. All priorities or business needs will be thrown out of the window and it needs to be addressed now even if the "impact" is just one customer. I've seen it happen multiple times and it's always funny how it can singlehandedly shit up a team's year long plans kek
>>62362486Lmao. And how many of these are there a day or week?
>>62361016>I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagieI don't take orders from 12 figure poorfags.
>>62361016Ywnbaraem (you will never be as rich as Elon musk). Cope and seethe
