chuddha of the future edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>prev>>62360641
Share your dankest /biz/ pepe pics please.
>>62362049Best I can do is this meme that some anon made a while back
Will AMD save me from wageydom?
>>62362049
I'm home from work, did SpaceX rug yet?
>>62362043So how we feeling about the anthropic and openAI IPOs now that Trump can shut off your gains at a moments notice? Is it gonna cause the whole market to dump now?>>62362049Love me my /biz/ pepes
>>62362049Here's a blobby with a top hat
Anyone actually get snookered by this bullshit? Every single stock I looked at did not conform to these expectations.
What's in your heeeaaad, in your heeaaeaaad?KOSPI, KOSPI, KOSPI-I-I-I, oh
>>62362069newfags really trying to predict shit based on some shitpost from 2022
If you're not aware. VGT/IGM are the greatest index ETFs. You get the performance of 3x leveraged SPY without the leverage, and without being concentrated in one sector with a trade that could end.Over 10 years, VGT slightly outperforms 3x SP500 but doesn't show on this chart.If you like investment, you have to love tech... that's what drives most of economic growth. Over the last 20 years, there was only two years where tech wasn't the leading sector.
Chatgpt makes the best ai sloppa
>>62362043
>>62362075Oh, so you got burned?
>>62362084I feel like people havent been talking about SOXL much recently
CPBbrosWE SLURPIN?
>>62362089If I had just gone all in 2021 like I should have I wouldn't be hereAlso I like that chatgpt knows who David Soxl is now and has a consistent image of him
>>62362049You've got to earn those with time
anons, please, this is your chance to progress your make it status.buy INTC. you will at minmum double your investment but it will most likely go up till it nears TSM market cap
>>62362084>>62362089
>>62361879GRRR
>>62362097They've been around since the 80s and still don't make any money anon Sell me your copium cause I wanna believe but the shitstock that is Intel has burnt me too many times
triple leverage? we talking three for free?
>>62362097Intel has been in a slump for decadesbut I'm bullish on Intelhopefully they don't fuck this upthey have the potential to be the greatest chip maker in the world and they're vertically integrated, and manufacture their own chips. Nvidia and AMD don't even manufacture.How are Nvidia and AMD going to survive when AI is super human? What need would there be for chip design companies with 100,000 employees?
My smiggas, what are your favorite stonks movies?
What's stopping me from starting an index ETF with a .05% fee?
>>62362115Boiler RoomWall StreetThe Big ShortThe Wolf of Wall Street
>>62362121You don't have a Series 7 or any of the other necessary qualifications?
>>62362102how do these companies keep existing with no profit maybe even negative revenue? where do they get the money to pay their employees enough? where are they getting these unlimited loans backed by nothing and how do i open up a company like that so i can pay myself a comfy salary?
>>62362115Iron Sky
>>62362082Did I read that right with a 3x leveraged etf without the drawbacks of a typical leveraged etf?Sounds too good to be true desu, might have to sink my long term portfolio into it
>>62362128>beme>have a 325i>they won't let me start an etf
>>62362137>how do these companies keep existing with no profit maybe even negative revenue?
>>62362115World War Z
>>62362106For me, it's SOXL. The best 3x leveraged ETF.I even ask for extra exposure and the traders/brokers are so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for more SOXL and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly broker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me that triple leverage. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere in my trading account. I go in at least 3 times a week for lunch money swings, a large position with milk instead of cream (low vol days), 1-2 times for breakfast scalps on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great trade that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily alpha needs.I even dip my QQQ longs in SOXL leverage — it's delicious! What a great instrument
>>62362085Wow it's fucking nothing
if you aren't going to the gym and/or casino tonight, you don't want it bad enough. gains don't end when the market closes.
Why did I spend 6 months reading up on Sandisk and Kospi and Sk hynix and then not buy. It is so hard to get a fucking job nowadays. I thought crypto and memestocks were just 'lol' not 'this is the only way to actually make money'. Careers just straight up don't exist.>>62362095yeahI mean I would still be here because all of my trades are like>I will put 5k in at 10 bucksAnd then I don't, and that's not make it money. But damn dude you do 100k in profits here, 20k there, 50k there and eventually you make it.
>>62362164based i did bench tonight
>>62362164>He doesnt hustling for cash all weekend to buy more stonks on monday
>>62362164I'm at the Kino Casino
>>62362137>>62362147The actual question is how can that piece of shit IBM and USAR als obe getting government money like INTC but both are shit and not doing anything.
>>62362164I'm going to Food 4 Less to stock up on some Haagen Dazs and Melona bars. Gains, baybeh!
I am completely and unironically bvllish as fvck after reading this.Banning foreign national employees is going to have a backfiring effect on what trump’s trying to accomplish, and create a huge breakout opportunity for anthropic.This is just going to motivate them to make a model that self improves so hard it doesn’t need human researchers anymore, and those crazy bastards will actually build it.High pressure makes diamonds after all.Fvck, I need to lock in some more Anthropic IPO shares.
>>62362167U did ur sister benchod bastard bitch
>applying to jobs an hour away because I'm tired of being randomly turned down by jobs 30 minutes from my houseFuck this country seriously>>62362106Sandisk 3x letf when
I hope all fellow intcels had a wonderful day today, wishing every intcel have a beautiful weekend.
>>62362082could also do ftec. slight variance.
>>62362194Delete this
>>62362164Based. I am indeed not going to the gym and or casino tonight tho.
i'm tired of these stock picks and exotic etf mixes getting negligibly better results for ten times the stress i'm readjusting to 50/50 VTI+VGT first thing on monday
>>62362085why is there so little this week?
>>62362144No. VGT/IGM are not leveraged at allThey're tech ETFsand tech gets better performance than the other sectors, and the performance coincidentally, is about the same as 3x leveraged SP500. Just without any leverage.There's one draw back. It's concentrated entirely in tech, which isn't a huge over concentration problem since there's so many sub industries within tech. It's a bit less volatile than UPRO or other SP500 3x ETFs. There are rare periods when tech under performs. And this last dip was a tech dip. 90% of the time, though, tech is pulling all the indexes higher, often times, by itself lolsome sectors are fucking dead weight. Insurance. Regional banks, real estate, all dead weight trash that put brakes on your gains. There can be arguments that they're beneficial for diversification, but I'd diversify elsewhere.
>>62362214Most of the companies that used to report this week went bankrupt last time
things are just gonna suck forever huhIt's either "you buy that thing you think is gonna 10" or "you eat shit forever"
>>62362208Why :(
>>62362216Just buy XLK it's literally the same and not tied up in oddball small cap shit.
headed to /gif/ bring you guys back something?
>>62362213Good choice, anonmaybe consider IGM, though. Same performance as VGT. VGT is missing some big companies like Amazon and Google, because they're not technically in the tech index due to bureaucratic idiosyncrasies. IGM is expanded tech, and includes them, and others.The problem with IGM, though. Slightly higher fee so decide if it is worth it to you.
someone in the last thread asked about beaten down stocks for options plays and i think i might be getting into this one next week.historical reversal point on the disparity index which its way overdrawn on, and two strikes/10-point snapback for 350% return with cheap 36dte options
>>62362219last what?
>>62362225No. The outperformance of mega caps is over.
N's and J's
>>62362239forgot meme lines
>>62362242Nah we Nifty 8 Now>>62362226Some dubs please.Edit: Oh nevermind, I just got some now---------^
>>62362244BASED
you guys are using small amounts of margin for extra gains right? i just got told about it and im considering it heavily, what % of ur portfolio is margin? im thinking of going 25% maybe but its all in safe slop
>>62362242Don't predict the market, you can't. If you're trying to recommend ETFs, just say SPMO and move on.
>>62362229any reasons for pursuing IGM? they both are performing the same but with VGT having wider holdings. not to mention IGM's expense ratio is rather steep for an ETF that barely has an edge over VGT. what exactly is gained by having amzn and goog in the mix if they're performing identically?
>>62362253>SPMOwtf is this a free money hack?
Another weekend thinking about cunny and how bears have actually condemned most of the thread (including themselves) to poverty by fudding the best investments in the biggest bullrun ever, for no reason other than "the number is too high".
>>62362261Just dudes picking stocks that did well. They take a cut of the profits and everything.
>>62362253dismissing anything but mega caps is not predicting the market?VGT is more diversified, and historically there are periods where smalll caps and mid caps outperform. Historically, small and mid caps have had more gains than large caps. You are taking the tech sector, which is already concentrated, and making it even more concentrated with mega caps only. Playing the whole tech sector is already dangerously concentrated, and you're making it even more concentrated by using XLK
>>62362266Sounds pretty Jewish. I'm in.
>>62362267>VGT is more diversifiedBoth VGT and XLK are ~44% AAPL, MSFT, and NVDA. Go and look at the returns on each, I dare you. They are nigh indiscernible from each other.
>>62362066>So how we feeling about the anthropic and openAI IPOs now that Trump can shut off your gains at a moments notice? Is it gonna cause the whole market to dump now?Absolute proof that it's valuable.
>>62362273I meant IGM. Same performance as it as well, and less top heavy, and more diversified.
>>62362261>small penis male orgasm yeah i ain't touching that
>>62362066i am no longer sure about semi's and tech. it basically means the more advanced AI's cannot have their access sold to other businesses or consumers if the restrictions are that heavy that it becomes easier to just fully close it off to anyone but the government. that limits the amount of profitability off any too advanced AI. and already there was that one business limiting use of AI due to cost.
>>62362279>0.56% NOW and 0.82% CRM is going to save your portfolioIGM is actually not horrible, none of the options listed in our discussion are. Your reasoning behind your conviction is flawed though. VGT and XLK are great parts of any portfolio, but I would recommend them over IGM. Definitely sticking to SPMO as the best growth option though.
>>62362066I'm hoping it causes a dip in ASX:SEMI.I accidentally left a stop loss order open on Friday and it closed my position at the end of trading at the lower price for the day.I really don't want to have to buy back in at a higher price on Monday
Fuck, all this arguing about etf’s is making me scared. I think I’m just gonna divide between spmo, vgt, and spym
>>62362290what exactly is SPMO doing that makes it desirable? i get that it doesn't have a millstone-around-the-neck reliance on tech, but the top growers are tech anyway...
>>62362294ewwwjust all in MU and PL
>>62362294Might I interest you in some QQQI, perhaps a drink of JEPI, and maybe a little SCHD?
>>62362239>>62362246same deal here but 450%
>>62362302Idk aside from qqqi what are the others?
>>62362299Whichever metrics Invesco uses for its weighing process has produced fantastic results, and despite past performance being no indication of future results, it will likely continue to do so in the future.
To that factor etf investor guy, don't bother with stuff like AVUS, it barely factor tilts at all and isn't really worth the extra fees. Just do VTI + AVUV, much better and you can customize your factor exposure to your risk tolerance by adjusting your AVUV%
>>62362290I'd use PTF or FMTM over SPMO. If momentum changes at the wrong time when it rebalances the portfolio every six months, your gains are fucked for half the year, or you ride down high momentum stocks that went into a ear market for six months. It's better to have high turnover with momentum chasing. PTF rebalacnes quarterly, and FMTM rebalances monthly.
>>62362306JEPI is the same as QQQI but for the Spy (Neos makes QQQI and SPYI, JPM makes JEPQ and JEPI). And SCHD just has such rigid stipulations to inclusion that it basically filters out any company that isn't already long time decent performer who "cares" about shareholders.
>>62362309am i missing something here? VGT simply outperforms it in terms of pure "line go up" metric. from what i've seen so far, the only advantage SPMO has is that its label is "pick the ones with highest momentum" which makes it less reliant on tech on paper... except the stocks with highest momentum are tech stocks so you might as well get VGT at that point and reserve SPMO as a fallback for when tech is dipping.
>>62362311I don't like FMTM personally, but I did not know Invesco had a tech momentum ETF and I'm actually going to check further into PTF, it looks up my alley.
I used the money I made from the AI bubble and bought a few of those Ouell Traps for squirrels.I have had ENOUGH of these motherfuckin California ground squirrel niggers digging up holes near my pepper and watermelon plants in my raised bed. I was able to kill of 3 of them so far this week. There's still a bunch of those vermin in my area but with the peanuts/cashew butter trick, I should clear the population spike off.This is financial advice to buy more agriculture stocks.
>>62362322Yeah, PTF has been on a huge run
>>62362304and another 400%
ALB
>>62362322>>62362328First I’m hearing of ptf
>>62362339It's basically SOXX right now with more diversification, though SOXX outperforms it. Momentum is in the semis. It's half SOXX or something.
More tech. TECL, another. 3x leveraged XLK
>>62362351In its? Are his pronouns it/its?
>>62362342I just don’t know how much longer or how much more semi’s have in them to grow. Not that they’re gonna crash but how much more room there is for them
>>62362311interesting, thanks for bringing this up. i might twist my initial plan and go VTI+PTF instead.
I definitely prefer the tech sector ETFs over something like DRAM, or SOXL. If there's even a hint that the chip trade is over, if you're holding those, you are absolutely fucked, especially the leveraged ones like SOXL. If semis go into oversupply, there's no getting out either if you haven't blown up, you'd have to cut losses with like an 80% draw down on the unleveraged ones. Recovery could take decades, or never come. On the leveraged ones, you lose like 99.99% of your money if the the actual ETFs don't blow up lol
>>62362102>tldr buy intc, its too big to fail during current times and tensions between china and US are razor thin, china knows it has the upper hand currently and the US is trying to balance the power, enter INTC.as far as im aware its the only stock thats both "bubble" status and has geopolitical risk (china) the main reason to buy>not to mention government direct ownership, very different from just giving them money, more important>recent news has taiwan test firing defense systems towards chinas motherland>trumps interview on taiwan saying they stole the US chip factory, look at what happened to venezuela after trump said they stole US oil/assets>trumps visit to xi getting threatened on the topic of taiwan and having no rebuttal (big one)im not even sure if trump approved the latest defense package for taiwan yet but all news points to trump trying to slowly cut loose taiwan.>-yahoo com/news/politics/articles/us-not-turning-back-asia-055751780.html-there is also rumors that the entire point of all the recent wars was for the US to try to choke chinas technological advances by slowing down their energy as every war the US launched indirectly hurt china (at the cost of their allies too) you can check out this video, its very interesting -youtube com/watch?v=hmw3MkFQvyQ- and -youtube com/watch?v=0nt1CgQsgpI->"ukraine"(US) v russia war, still ongoing while they are actively targeting oil facilities (which hurt oil trades to china)>venezuela capture (cutting off another of chinas oil supply)>current iran war (another oil partner)and the iran war has also given the US excuse to deploy their own naval blockade all around the sea
>>62362102>>62362363there is also news of the US trying to negotiate a more wide-spread access to indonesians airspace, why if not to monitor china? if war were to breakout between the US and china, its asian allies would be the first ones in line to take the beating just like ukraine, that means taiwan(they will suffer as ukraine did), and it seems the EU is about to join the war as ukraine is getting depleted.as for the inhouse pumps>recent news of rumored deals with GOOGLE and NVIDIA, just look at the recent rumored apple deal that turned out to be true>tied to TERAFAB, which is TSLA, which will most likely be tied to STARLINK too>if AI agents are actually going to be a thing, we will need even more chips. yes you can buy AMD, but INTC is literally AMD withall of the above, and buying INTC is bascially buying NVDA too (and starlink?) imagine if INTC started producing AMD chips, kek.>trump *might* force all companies to make a deal with INTC because domestic nationalism or something>bubbleprice target is whenever the market cap hits near TSM market cap, maybe a bit more? but you'll definitely 2x your investment, buy intc.next thing to invest in is rare earths and critical minerals, same thesis. you're gonna need it for all the robotics and war weapons shit ur building
THIS FUCKING TRUMP RETARD WILL COMPLETELY TANK THE STOCK MARKET WITH HIS RETARDED FABLE BANWAKE UP SLEEPY DON
>>62362359PTF is extremely volatile, like a leveraged ETF, even though it's not leveraged. Your portfolio would be making some big swings.It's volatility is probably close to the volatility of 2x leveraged QQQ, and probably get close to 3x QQQ during tech correctionsMomentum stocks make big movements, both up and down. And then you combine it with concentration in one sector, it's a lot of volatility.
>Gets what he asked for>Starts complaining
>>62362369yeah, you weren't kidding. i looked at the graph comparison and the price changes are almost exactly twice that of VGT. if i really go with this route i'll probably have to tone down the PTF portion to like 30% or lower.
is it fine to long tqqq forever?
>>62362369>>62362359And also, another important factor. A lot of times, momentum underperforms. Momentum isn't like tech that outperforms everything else like 90% of the time. In a year, momentum underperforms for about 1/4 of the year. Especially when there are bear markets and frequent dips.
>>62362372To be fair to him, I assume he didnt mean they should be able to ban them with zero notice over some BS that the boomers calling the shots are simple too stupid to understand
gold is following the meme chart
>>62362115Margin Call
>>62362381Is it though? Seems like a pretty steep drop after that top compared to the previous
>>62362367Its not a coincidence this happened when the market closed. Smells of Trump shenanigan's. Cant wait to the axios tweet on monday
>>62362381So we're at the anxiety stage now?
>>62362379>Spends months hyping up his newest model as the largest security threat the world has ever seen>Initially blocks it use because it's so dangerous>Goes to governments and institutions around the world telling them how scary their new model isWhat did he think was going to happen? Alex Karp is right, if AGI is ever achieved it will be nationalised, if AI becomes too good it will be nationalised for defence purposes and severely dumbed down for proles
>>62362391this is why we need Argentina. They've declared themselves a safe haven for AI persons.
>>62362381i assume that why diamond can't be trade in exchange
BUDDYTHE BUBBLE IS BUILT ON SELLING AI TO 8 BILLION PEOPLENOT 300 MILLION AMERICANSTHERE IS NOT A BIG ENOUGH MARKET IN THE AMERICA TO SPEND TRILLIONS ON AITHIS RETARD WILL CRASH THE AMERICAN MARKET AND WORLDWIDE MARKETS TOOSELL EVERYTHING
>>62362403Sorry, I'm not hiding, I'm just buying.
>>62362373>>62362403I will laugh if this end up like when he crashed bitcoin
>>62362043what is stock market guys?? we sell shares?
>>62362194have a great weekend
>>62362066It all going to plan.>SpaceX to sponge up retard capital>OpenAI to sponge up midwit capital>Anthropic shares go to funds for 1/4 what they would have had they not had the sponges
>>62362410It's where you buy and sell stockI'm buying this delicious chicken stock
>>62362391Well, the thing with governments is that they're very slow to react and can be influenced/bribed, so I'm not all too sure about how such a scenario would unfold, though I remember something about concerns about quantum computing being too powerful for its own good.Either way it's mostly uncharted territory too difficult to predict, especially for a layman like me, though I think that things rarely unfold the way people anticipate.
>>62362411Thank you for your service
>>62362415Stock? I've heard that people trade candles on the stock market, not stock.
>>62362403Sus how the ban didnt start until after market close going into the weekend. Ugh what are my stocks gonna look like on monday?
>>62362418I wouldn't know about that because I'm a stock slurper and all I do is buy delicious stockSlurp slurp~
>>62362418CADLActually looks like a pretty good stock
>>62362043Any good website for stock market news ??Yahoo finance is bad and wall street is kind of expensive.>Reddit is piece of shit >4chan filled with dickheads
>>62362418candle?? can we hack the stock market dump the market
>>62362408Explain what happened then? If that anthropic tard cant convince him he was overexaggerating to overhype and overvalue his iwn company then this anthropic guy may have just kickstarted the dump. I cant even sell before the masses see the news article and start clamoring for the exit.>>62362412Difference between retard and midwit?
when is the proper time to go all in on VOO
>>62362401gold is an elementits always the same once you refine ita gem can range from a couple hundred bucks to millions depending on size and crystal structure.no way to basket an financialize themit'd be like champagne futures, where you have louis roder with andree diamonds are for bamboozling women into a life of domestic servitude.gold is money
>MicrosoftDown 17% YTD>SonyDown 19% YTD>NintendoDown 32% YTDuh...gamerbros?why are they all tanking at oncedo gamers not exist anymore
>>62362438Hardware too expensive for the average person now gamers are just playing old stuff
>>62362438Gaymers are too poor to be reliable paypiggies
>>62362431Last year when Trump made some tariff threats over the weekend (think it was the 100% china tariffs) it started dumping. He taco'ed by monday if I recall right, but crypto being tradeable weekends meant that by monday it was already in full panic selloff and it continues to be trending down since then. Granted it didn't help that the mass rapid selloff also caused some price fuckery that liquidated a bunch of people longing. Its not quite the same thing, but I dont see how you can taco setting the precedent to fuck with AI companies products like that. Guess we just have to hope the rest of the people inverting in AI dont care..
>>62362381Wym?
>>62362448Probably this sort of thing.
>>62362447>panic selloff and it continues to be trending down since thenCZ got out and then deliberately crashed the market. Trump has no idea who he is or how he's connected to the chinese government. CZ is also a chink monkey bastard scammer so he's pissing off all the cryptoheads in DC by dumping the market because he's mad that Hyperliquid is the Chosen Perp Dex over Aster and USDC over USDT, so him being arrested again is inevitable.
>>62362438bad practices get bad results. they took advantage of gamers to maximize profits. consumers are like cattle. they give you milk which is precious. but their beef is worth more. slaughter too many consumers and oops you have no more milk or beef.
Anyone keeping an eye on Roundhill's photonics LYTE ETF that's launching in August?If it looks promising, I'm thinking of cutting some of my DRAM over to it.
>>62362438>Microsoft Xbox CEO>Indian woman>Already doing a huge layoff wave soonKek you can guess what will happen next, it will be giga bearish for the Xbox brand
>>62362491>Kek you can guess what will happen next, it will be giga bearish for the Xbox brandsaar she must feed willage in india by hiring a fuckton of jeets with 100 years of experience (according to their resume and rubberstamped by other jeets). Americans with 5 years of indie coding experience cannot compete!
>>62362427I just have notifications set through moomoo or investing dot com. Keeps me on top of things
ASTS baggies kek
Damn I love Jordi Visserhe has the most insightful commentary on the marketI hope he gets remembered as legendary like DruckenmillerI've never seen anyone bullish like he is
BORING BORING WEEKENDS SUPER BORINGI WANT MONEY AND HAPPENINGS NOW
>>62362427I use financialjuice
>>62362438Talking to AI is literally more fun than playing video games. No, but seriously. If the point of gaming is to have fun there are much better ways to have fun.
>>62362447Hmm he is obsessed with AI and assumedly wants it to be nationalized based off how he has stated that AI is the path forward for America. Seems like a coin flip on what he has to say about that if anything at all.
Even though Trump tries to kill AI right now, I believe us AI sisters (like the DRAM, Corea, etc. sisters) will still open green because the Iran headline outmuscles the Claude one. Trump will ultimately TACO, it's what Trump does. He just wants to force Anthros hand.
Was this the bottom of the general stock prices due to IPO's or are we likely to reach lower bottoms once ETF selloffs trigger/more IPO's trigger? I suspect that we've reach the liquidity bottom with SpaceX probably starting to sell off at least a little bit soon and cycling back into sectors it sucked off of.
>>62362505Bro, get this: I'm right now with AI developing a detective game. Like it's not strictly aimed at me, so I picked a lowest common denominator game concept: an animal detective game. You solve a murder case in the animal kingdom.While I do most of the thinking and came up with all the ideas myself, seeing them repeated back to you in full is very fun.Opus can then easily whip up an HTML version of it.
>>62362511Yes, we are near the bottom of the selloff. Hidden beneath the headlines about the selloff being about the inflation reports or renewed strikes, the mini apocalypse in AI was also simple profit taking to hop on SpaceX. That is over now, unless someone spontaneously decides he wants in on SpaceX after the fact.
Just how green (or red) could markets be on Monday if on the tiny chance that some sort of actual progress or deal is made towards ending the war in Iran this weekend?
>>62362066Trump will be gone in 2 years Then what
Just found out it cost 14 million to clean that pool in D.C. gahdam Americans sure know how to waste money. In europoor land thats like the cost of a big sized infrastructure project.
>>62362518qqq needs 2% to close the gap from last friday, 5% to get back to highs, if there's a happy ending then both are probably in play for next week.
I shoulda kept that extra 20k in MU and SN now I'm gonna miss the gainz.>>62362498moomoo gave me 50 bucks for signing up, very based.>>62362510>kill aiThe fuckCheeto gorilla loves AI, he's even planning on launch his own DJTAI for his twitter.
>>62362521Sell everything because president newsome, the 219 democrats in the house and 50 democrats in the senate plus vice president hunter biden will all vote to ban new AI shit, supported by Lisa Murkowski.
>>62362066I hope anthropic debutts and then fights Trump again so he crashes that shit 50% so it becomes buy-able.
>>62362542president aaron rodgers you mean. hunter is a good vp though.
>>62362089I made a thousand bucks in a few seconds on SOXS thanks to SOXL it made it really ez to identify a top so I could buy SOXS at the bottom. Flipped it for a quick $1k. I then punched myself in the head repeatedly. Thank you for your time
>>62362546President Stephen A Smith I think you mean
JD Vance is going to Geneva on Saturday. On the same day Trump will be attending a UFC fight on the White House Lawn. What a clown world lmfao.
>>62362515Seems like that'll be the case. It's kind of amusing how there's always some big spooky thing right around the corner, but it always ends up being a nothingburger, where if there's any sort of a drop, there's almost always pretty much the same recovery. I guess that it's true that everyone being bullish would actually be a very bearish signal.
>>62362552>cowboys fanthe first openly gay president? are we really ready?
>>62362546who the fuck is aaron rodgers
>>62362560you got a lot to learn babe. MVPA
Man being lucky on a 0DTE SPY call and winning a few thousand dollars one time truly fucked up my brain. I feel nothing when I'm bleeding cash and I also can't be satisfied with just buying and holding index funds that give you a measly rate of return anymore. Profiting with the same amount of dollars on options for one night that took me 2 years to build up on index funds unlocked something in my brain. This is like a drug...
>>62362559>SF in the alternate dimension where JFK lost the 1960 election, so Reagan never became president and thus immigration laws were enforced/jeets kept out
>>62362559i just learned steven hates the cowboys. i don't watch, i saw him saying "how bout them cowboys" once and immediately changed the channel
>>62362518Market doesnt care about the war anymore. I'm more interested to see how the market reacts to the upcoming fomc meeting. Everyone thought there would be a rate hike this year, that's why we had a dip last week and now we're almost back to ath's
>sell in may and go away memes are always bad advice
you fucking SLURPED the spacex nigger dip right?
Monday might be the only day to make gains this weekfomc meeting -> rate hike -> into OPEX dayit's like the bears planned this week
>>62362571Well, market still reacts to the war to some degree, it just doesn't care all that much about the twitter posts as much with the idea that if there were to be some actual tangible progress and resolution with hormussy opening, then the markets would pump, though probably by not that much. And I don't think that rate hikes were all that expected, everyone expected a cut with the new FED chairman, but things started to become uncertain due to oil prices rising and inevitable inflation increases with the general sentiment being that the most likely scenario being rates remaining the same, though every option had some advocates.
>>62362069
>>62362565There are intermediate risk strategies. I do not hold any index funds, but I hold 3 month+ OTM calls on tech ETFs.If you want to play the slot machine go to the casino instead of wasting money on 0DTEs
Snickers and Juice
>>62362556have you seen Idiocracy? great movie
>>62362239>beaten down>still triple digits after a meme pump from 90 to 200Are you thinking this thru?
>>62362239Why would you ignore that it has gone straight down so much>>62362582Rate hike fears have been priced in since the jobs report.If anything, it will go down if Warsh and posse sound more doveish than expected.It will be a pamp day.
Are you team DINOSAUR or team MANGOS?
>>62362658>Mark Zuckerberg vs Mark Zuckerberg>Sundar Pichai vs Sundar PichaiI'd like to see that.
>>62362559when did you give up on babe?
>>62362066It's a marketing stunt to create generational bagholders. Trump and Dario are laughing all the way to the bank.
>>62362085I don't do business with any of these very few companies.Well, ACN could be good for a laugh. Consultancies have been hit hard by the fact that AI slop emulates their "advice" to clients so well.
>>62362658
>>62362658Grim.
>>62362438Should I buy Capcom? No hardware dependencies besides some funky slot machines
>>62362115not strictly stocks, but business relatedWar DogsThe Secret of My Success
>>62362164I'm tending the chili plants and herbs I sometimes sell to neighbors on the weekends. A few hundred extra $ per season.
What were niggaz investing in before the tech revolution (META, GOOGL, AAPL etc.)?Walmart and McDonalds?
>>62362097Yeah, no>but future projectionslol
>>62362717Uninvestable if they still spend 250m on diversity programs like they did some years ago.
>>62362717I'd rather buy this instead
>>62362556>JD Vance is going to Geneva on SaturdayHmm some Pakistani guy is also heading there. Is there some teachings in Islam that give extra respect to peope of very old age? Could they have told the Iranians "look, Trump is nearing his 80th birthday and he will be very nice to you if you make peace before that?"
Peter issues his most dire warning yet. And it's not just bitcoin. It's everything.
>>62362725inverse ETFs it is
>>62362634Don't look Up is a way better depiction, people should stop parroting le idiocracy meme
>>62362746t. 90 iq
>>62362720who the fuck still uses google search?? i thought they are making most of their money from youtube as it has 5 ads in 3 minutes video
>>62362758ad revenue is so low and it doesn't increase with inflation
>>62362758I thought youtube always lost them money
Give me one reason to not full port a SPCX short before market open on Monday.
>>62362778It's unethical.
>>62362720How will Google' search moneys develop if everyone starts using other companies' AI bots for search activity instead? Personally I don't Google anymore, I just ask chatbots
>>62362778Thats antisemetic
>>62362746The current world is a mix of 1984, Brave New World, Idiocracy, Farenheit 451, etc. The worst of all worlds.
>>62362785>Can AI chatbots be considered competition for google search?>Short answer: Yes — for many informational queries AI chatbots are competitive with Google Search, but they aren’t a full replacement yet.Lmao, it ends with "yet"
>>62362795Meh, they aren't even competing in the same market. The Google AI Search is pretty useful just for finding out something basic, which is the point of Google Search. The actual frontier model LLMs are much more interactive.
>>62362800Then again maybe I'm not enough of a normie. Maybe there are people that ask Opus 4.8 who Napoleon is.
>>62362785Exact same 1:1 words I read here on this stupid ass general in April-May 2025, when Google was supposedly finished and bought at 155. Never change, /smg/. But for the love of god keep being retarded so I it gives me the inverse plays to do.
>>62362785What do chatbots use to search stuff thoughever?
>>62362665i don't give up on the things i want. i had an irl romance though with some really intense highs and lows, had to focus my love elsewhere, fell out of love with her. but i still care and would love to get with her. i have big things coming up in my life though and i'm not trying to get love mad again. when i see her i try to talk. don't let it sour you on love though, the whole thing helped me get sober and really fit, and i'm staying that course. she brought me back from the dead in a way. just had really dramatic dreams, you don't get that when you're smoking weed.>>62362787no, that's you.
What's your prediction for SPCX price at the bottom of the upcoming recession? $90? $60?
> futures
>>62362364>investing in chips when moores law died a few years agothats a no from me dawgand everything you explained is already priced in
>>62362658I know it's for a name but why would Apple get kicked out for Meta, far more reliable company
>>62362841The what?
>>62362857Moores law makes existing chips worth less each generation. Moores law slowing down or stopping gives existing and new chips longer lifecycles.
>>62362841the average spacex employee holds a couple thousand shares. I think 10 dollarinos would be a fair price for them.
>>62362785google just is a chatbot now thoughie
So, what's our policy on the upcoming big IPOs?
I think space x will not fail and probably just should merge with Tesla so they'll both never fail.
spy and qqq put in hanging man candles on the weekly, but iwm made new highs and gdx put in a hammer. things might get interesting for a while.
>me>buying shares of spaceX to contribute to neo atlantis on the outer continents and buy ocean front property to look out towards the lost older hyperborea lands from my glass sanctuary of high vibration energy>you>arguing about stupid chips and chatbots and losing on trades
>>62362911Either buy and sell the pump on the IPO stock or buy the dip on the rest of the market.
>>62362916Spoooooooooooce
>2250>your descendants have inherited your single Google share>the stock has since split 25 times and appreciated by $1 quadrillion >this entitles your bloodline to 2 orbital hyper-loops and 1 small planet >only owning 1 small planet puts them around the median net worth for the galaxy >the top 1% owns own entire galaxies and quadrants >Your descendants can only afford 2.5 million new robot workers for the planet per year.
>>62362857>priced inonly thing market is pricing in is taiwan being untouched for the next decade with just high tensionsim saying the timeline is greatly increased and trump is going operation warpspeed on INTC. theres already articles saying not to worry, 2027 isnt the year. its gonna be the year just because they said that, im expecting the start of military action at the least.this is not a hold forever play though
hunny
>>62362945Kike hands typed this post.How can I tell? He dreams of owning robot slaves.
>>62362952SNDK?
wtf is going on with this piece of shit ticket? don’t they have enough cash to buyback like 10% of shares? growing users and revenue consistently each quarter? don’t they also have giant corps like Coke by the balls? how does this valuation make any sense?not buying the “killed by AI” sentiment either. everyone always immediately recognizes AI slop. photoshop could be almost indiscernible if you’re good at it.
>>62362960intc and good trading
>>62362962Adobe are leeches, plain and simple. They charge for their products not because they actually need money to produce a service but because fuck you, we own it, pay up.Companies that do this shrivel and die fast.
>>62362967I meant to say they charge for a subscription plan specifically
>>62362967seething today babe? don't you pay a subscription just to goon to cartoons?
>>62362364So what options do I buy on monday?
>>62362963Good job
>>62362967They also have a monopoly, everyone uses PDFs, everyone uses Autocad. That's not changing anytime soon so yeah, pay up
>>62362989oh phew -_-' good morning. sorry about that. i got confused and my feelings were hurting.
>>62362522The last restoration under the Obongo administration cost 35 million but were not supposed to mention that. > cost of a big sized infrastructure projectLike housing brown people for free?
>>62362967i don’t give two shits if they’re a moral company or not, what kind of fag does? the numbers they are putting up vs the current stock price makes no sense
>>62362979>>62362989>>62363029-100 izzat, not my problem baggies.Adobe is going nowhere long term. Simple as that.
Fucking coinbase futures went 24/7 trading on gold and silver to "better serve me" Its nothing but low volume liquidity sweeps and 5 dollar scam wick.I lost 400 bucks when stop was triggered.This does not help my swing trade strategy. :(
Monday will be green big time
>>62362841Actual retail price… 24 dollars. I’m sorry you’ve all overbid.
>>62362989AutoCAD is an AutoDesk product, not Adobe lol.>>62363005No, like 20 million euros designing and building 120 kilometres of a railway signalling system. Doing a reflecting pool with that amount of money is kinda nuts to me.
>>62362137they make shitloads of money but use shell corporations and stuff to ensure that they never turn a profit so they can minimise taxesthe loans are being given out on the basis of how much money they actually make, not how much they say they make for tax purposes
>>62362949War is not going to breakout between US and China. China is perfectly fine with playing Kingdom Builder by focusing on their own domestic issues. They still have a shit ton of growth room. I mean have you seen the state of rural China? They've only recently acquired electricity.
how should i expect XOVR to fare given an average price of ~$20?
>>62362438They all tried to cater to the political left because they thought their ideology was opposed to piracy, turns out the people who love government handouts like getting free stuff and avoiding pay walls too.
>>62362438I think a combination of post-covid drop (which was always going to happen) and the talk of AI making video games put people offSaying that gamers are absolute paypigs no matter how much they complain they will pay up
>>62362658lolMETA?lmao evenSpaceXkek
>>62362252If you're on most brokerages all you have access to is reg t margin which caps out at around 25%. Schwab and ibkr you can apply for portfolio margin which lets you go way higher.
>>62362841You can't do a recession until I'm ready, stupid bird
Was I supposed to buy space x? I thought the IPOs that regular people are aware of always dump after being made available.
>>62362289>objective and undeniable evidence that LLMs are powerful, disruptive, and gane changing>makes you unsure about the viability/long term demand for the chip stocks which power it allYou're a special flavor of retarded
>>62362915Too thick of a candle to be a hanging man. It’s not a doji.
>>62362438Are there any good games from major companies without negros, trannies and bulldykes? It turns out that this shit cannot be forced into the game scene the way it was with Hollyshit and the music industry.
Wasn't India about to start their growing season on like the fourth of June? Weren't they out of fertilizer because of the Hormussy closure? We should start seeing food prices getting gay at this rate, at least in the third world. Any significant economic consequences? Like in the west we pay higher prices, less restaurants, whatever. But in other countries where people are that poor, reserves run out, food shortages might actually matter.
>>62363127all the research I did pointed towards it being a buypeople talking about valuation don't know shit lol
>>62363096There is no political left, what happened in the gaming industry was a forcing of behavior from a jewish corporate elite and a subversive jewish funded underclass with an oversized presence because of social media and foreign amplification
>>62363135hopefully true. but there is that unfilled gap in qqq and it was rejected below the 20dma on friday. and smol caps look a lot healthier, and then the gold minors, often move inverse to the indices. the hyperscalers are doing big cap raises and ex-ai companies have really struggled this year, if the war ends that removes a big overhang from all the consumer facing businesses. i want things to fire on all cylinders but just reporting what i see. there was a hammer on arkk too so i don't think it's gonna be a tech wipeout, but fang names might struggle a little longer and that alone can keep qqq down.
>>62362512>While I do most of the thinking and came up with all the ideas myself, seeing them repeated back to you in full is very fun.Yes this is the core feature of AI sycophancy, everyone enjoys having their thoughts parroted back at them affirmatively. Your game idea sounds mid, just like every game idea I've ever seen being executed by these bots. Normgroids' idea of creativity is literally 'hey what about x trope/genre but with y instead of z?'
>>62363167I didn't do any research. Maybe I'll buy some on Monday. Thank you
>>62363168Sure but isn't that kinda semantics? These people exist regardless
connections is my favorite game rn (ticker NYT)
>anthropic fable modelKek I was up a few hundred on AI stocks, this shit is down on monday again.
>>62362915that is not a hanging man that's just a fucked up turd. And candles never work because they're shit.
>>62363166Who gives a shit
>>62363209ta is literally astrology for the stock market.
>>62363206Should be bullish that it's so good it gets suspended
>>62362715They were investigating in tech before mag7. In the 1960s, they had a -tronic bubble where everyone put tron or tronic as a suffix on their name and the whole thing blew up like the dot com bubble.In the 70s people were investing in too big to fail ultra high p/e big dick names like IBM, Xerox, Polaroid, TI in tech, multinational telecom conglomerates running antisocialist propaganda meme wars in S America like ITT, and shit like Sears, and yes, Maccas as consumer staples. Before the whole thing blew up.Before the 60s people bought bonds, telecoms, blue chips, and mutual funds.Before that people were buying tech: railroad, telecom, automobile, and taking out loans to do so. A lot of them ended up auto-defenestrating when TGD hit.And before that, people invested in railroad tech and there were a bunch of booms and busts and rugpull scam companies.
>>62363217ha! knew it!I'm a scorpio boo
>>62363166Camp of the saints coming
>>62363225Market reacts with panic, Trump likely sold ahead or someone is paying him to make sure shit stays low for OPEX because they're short on AI stocks.
>>62363230apologize
>>62363217It depends because it can often be very correct and then other times the tea leaves look like nothing and make no pattern and are useless.
Concepts of a deal are emerging
>>62363166Not my problemThere's word about them running out of fuel and it made me think of how incompetent Indians are that Pakistan is the main leader in getting the US/Iran to discuss the end of the war knowing they'll fall apart otherwise, while India does nothing
>>62363198>starting with parts of a river
>>62363237which is why you should always cross-check it with your horoscope and dreams
Next week>peace deal>warsh cuts rates>biggest poomp in history for the midterms
>>62363217but one time it worked so it must be real
>>62362075
>>62363211Basically >>62363231 . Depending on how the world responds, aid budgets, letting migrants in or not, could have some real impact on the markets. And hell, my day job heavily outsources to India. If they start collapsing, you know, could have an impact on my own career. Hard to outsource to a crisis zone.
>>62363250i hate how trannies ruined blue and pink pastels
>>62363217How do TA fags cope with the main stock movements in the last few years coming from large macro events like covid lockdowns, wars, or Trump tweets? Do they claim their TA "predict" those events?
>>62363266that's just your hate-filled heart boo. the colors didn't change one bit.
>>62363228Thanks for replying, even I had forgotten I asked that. I also didn't think/realize that things we take for granted now were high-tec back then.
>no movement on hyperliquidWhat is the point of a weekend futures market if no one is doing shit with it, cunts.>>62363259wis it was 2016 again>>62363255bloody overnight on sundayKospi stocks panicking as korean gamblers again dump on anthropic fudMicron dumps back to 887Violently slurped as Anthropic announces the pentagon might be making a deal that could let them run fable possibly
Huh? Pakistan will sign it? Digitally? Kek
>>62363276Where else grandpa? Paper and pen? Quill and parchment?
>>62363269All of that noise just creates the volatility needed for TA to even be a thing, anon.
>>62363269even catalysts decide the trend, technicals decide how those trends reach where they're supposed to go
>>62363250anyway it's not making fuck you candles on the weekly but on the daily>bad candle on friday>dumps back to the SMA on sunday due to Anthropic fears/koreans shitting themselves>Trump announces he found a secret stash of tech oil in his basement>market gets slurped and forms a second bullish candle on the daily>massive fakeout to get people to panic>OPEX is on THURSDAY not FRIDAY because FRIDAY is national negro day (didn't we have one of these back in february?)>tuesday will be a crab>wednesday will be a dump that turns into a pump>thursday will continue the pump
>>62362239>>62362246i didn't want the thread to die without saying these two look particularly bad
>>62363276Bullish for Notarius lol
>>62363274Yeah, I'd be curious what "tech" investment were like before the industrial revolution. The first patents for things like steamboats go back to the early 18th century.
>>62363258>one timei find it works a lot, but is also in tandem with NEWSLike if the Kospi is doing fuck you candles and a double top, it works very well. If you have lots of candles all saying "fuck you" then it's very guaranteed. But a single fuck you candle is a very weak signal.
>>62362962Photoshop could be vibe coded by a meth junky with a free weekend and then not charge $20/month
>>62363289motherfuckin cotton gin son
>>62362082>You get the performance of 3x leveraged SPY without the leverage, and without being concentrated in one sector with a trade that could end.Why do you lie
>>62363276They're signing the peace deal the same way I sign my lease. This is hilarious.
>>62363294>beme >cotton gin IPO>everyone says it's bullshit >moons>miss another once in a lifetime gmi>get wagie job at fort sumterSurely these times cannot get any worse.
have a good day babe. i'm going back to bed.
>>62363312haha this guy say he white but he does jobs for coons, bet he's actually a quadroon
>>62363314why is this guy always napping in the middle of the day anyway. He posts on /bant/ too and half his posts are about him going to the gym before or after a nap and quickly checking his portfolio before sleeping some more.
>>62363289Weren't they investing in the East India etc. companies?
>>62363321>invest in jeets>lose all my money>mfw I am isaac newton
>>62363320Is he the proverbial SNOOOOOOZER?
>>62363325apparently so
>>62363325Hes snoozepilled、its impossible to spike his cortisol
>>62363341>>62363347don't talk about him like that I love him and when he arrives in germany I will choke on his dick within 30 seconds
>>62363186>Sure but isn't that kinda semantics? These people exist regardlessThey sure do
>White students now make up less than half of all Americans enrolled in school — Axios>https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/2065794295186038839Looks very bearish for education. Also, there seems to be a shitload of loxism in the replies to that news.....bots or replacement happening irl?
>>62363276They're supposed to wait till monday, why aren't they playing the game correctly
>>62363370there will be "misunderstandings" and "crossed red lines" on sunday, don't worry. actual signing won't happen until after the correct stakeholders have had the time to buy the dip on monday morning.
>>62363421I just like the fact the country signing it isn't actually involved in the war
>>62363430docusigning a peace treaty as an ice-breaking third party just normal geopolitical shit
MRVL calls on Monday
What does this even mean?
>>62363446government controls AImake AI ___government now controls ___
>>62363276Retard here, why is Pakistan signing a US-Iran peace deal?
>>62363475You know how you need a witness when getting married? Its like that but for international treaties
Feeling bearish about Meta
aimlessly ruminating in my head on a postmortem of SPCX IPO. was friday a bad choice strictly from bagpumping perspective? all the retail investors are spending the weekend getting their enthusiasm cooled, maybe even getting cold feet. this might have been a bad choice if the aim was to inflate their bags.
>>62362962I am buying this shit hand over fist. It's not often you get a stock at such a steep discount where it's obvious why the discount exists and (if you have more than 2 brain cells) it's obvious that the concerns are fake and overblown. I don't usually buy stocks that have crashed like Adobe has because of the risk of a value trap, but this one is a no-brainer.
>>62363497Did Spacex shares go to 500 dollars as soon as it went public, noDoes that mean it won't, noIt just means it will have to make an announcement of action in the future, like providing starlink access to the entirety of india
>>62362758Their bread and butter is google analytics, not search. (This site uses Google Analytics.)
>>62363509I don't know, I feel like the stock is so hated that it's be better to just pick almost any other SAAS stock. I got a bit just due to the potential upside as the P/E evaluations are insane, but I feel like it just won't perform much better than an average stock in its sector.
Is Monday going to be a bobo apocalypse ?
King white trash says the deal is being signed tomorrow or Iran gets nuked.Iran denied sending any delegation anywhere tomorrow.Make of that what you will
Why no new thread?
>when you log into 4chan, go to /biz/, hit catalog and enter /uhg/ in the searchbar
>>62363582You do it
>>62363578They're going to sign it digitally with their fursona avatars on a gay Pakistani furry porn server
>>62363597no, it's going to be gay furries from Palantir pretending to be Pakistani delegation signing with forged keys
>>62363597Why can't you talk like a normal person?
>>62363582we're good
Honestly I'm kind of sad we probably won't get any more zingers such as "Open the Fuckin' Strait" or "A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight". Looks like Israel won't be able to stop this from happening, but we shall see.
here you go you lazy niggers>>62363632
