I want to buy SpaceX but it's midday Saturday in the UK and the market is closed.
If you want to replicate the experience just take whatever you were going to invest, and put it directly in the burn barrel
>>62362877But other anons here bought thousands and are celebrating.
>>62362868that's probably considered a hate crime in bongistan
>>62362868you can buy perpetual contracts on binance.
>>62362888Just wait a week or two, and you’ll be the one celebrating for not being the exit liquidity for Musky boy and his friends during SpaceX’s multigenerational stock price collapse.
>>62362900actually, no. those people will get to dump too.the actual bagholders will be every single person with a retirement account once the fasttrack goes through
Just buy scratch tickets, you'd fare better.
>>62362900>just wait two more weeksYou already missed out on a 30% gain so you could sit back and smugly post bad advice that doesn’t make money
>>62362868>I am retarded and my accent is gayFixed 4 u
>>62363098Oh no… I missed out on a few hundred bucks in profit on like five shares that I would have gotten if Musky boy would have blessed me with that many at the start of the IPO. Talk to me when the market closes next Thursday; we’ll see how much profit you are in by then.
>>62363098pink FML ID>>62363545mog IDyeah I think we got the winner
