Illuminati Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>prev>>62363632
>>62364952line only goes up
buy intc and you will be blessed
Fewer than 24 hours.
Which seat would make you the most money?
>>62364977C of course. Just need to keep an eye on what Trump's about to tweet
>>62364977i whenever there's shady online scam shit those two are ALWAYS involved somehow and yet they keep getting away with it they must have the entire justice dept blackmailed or have the best team of lawyers on this godforsaken planet i want in on some of that immunity so i can do illegal shit with impunity
ai is still early and because im not a chud like the rest of you i will make it.
>futures
>>62364952
>>62364977Checked. And H.
Micron earnings on June 24th. Predictions on good or bad results, given how Broadcom and Oracle immediately crashed after their respective reports?
> futures
We have him to thank for all the gains on monday, you know.
Xommy
>>62364996Probably drops on a double beat
>>62364996good results but as with anything thats around spiked up, valuation mattersis good already priced in? then you need great/amazingOracle got hit hard, and according to some wallstreet analyst i follow who has actual contacts with institutional holders, on that weird +30% spike last year, he was talking to his contacts and they were all confused so they just cut down their positions according to their own set of rules of managing their funds.. and well the problem is the the majority of shareholders are institutional holders who ended up doing that same thing, that analyst actually even bought puts lmao and announced this reasoning only after he had taken profit on half on it already, just goes to show how big of an advantage having wallstreet contacts gives you on acting on market movementsand then the next several months after that bled it down even further, i mean who else is going to sustain buying after all if institutions already bought up the majority.. and most of them were cutting down their positions since they act based on fundamentals i.e. what their analysts are valuing the company
>>62365002Why do people keep futures posting during the weekend. Aren't they all closed?
>>62365034>futuresclosed like this lil chicks eyes
>>62364977>moneyall the money in the world wouldn't make me happyjust let me fuck the cute anime girls
>>62364983>is real>https://www.ynetnews.com/article/rjtst4i11zxMACACO NA POHA!!
>>62364996It's been crabbing too much, morale is low, and niggers just don't quite get it yet
>>62364996The only time Micron pumped after earnings was the one somewhere in December if I remember correctly, when it bounced from $200.
>>62365004>grok generate me two of the most indian investments you could possibly hold in this image
>>62365054it's a tradition from time immemorial for chip companies that aren't within normie consciousness excellent earnings call = stock dips good earnings call = stock dips bad earnings call = stock dips harder lukewarm call = stock crabs for a day before dipping
Okay I'm rested. Can weekend end now? I'm bored
>>62365053>morale is lowThat speaks in favor of a bounce on earnings
>>62365060Absolutely. I trust the plan
>>62364977N, so I can listen to a 10 hour Putin lecture on the history of Poland-Lithuania
*ahem*NIGGERS
I dont get itInstitutions are all in on AI and very positive about itWe got a trillion data centersElon is hyping space rocketsTrump has ensured not a single drop of oil leaves through the hormuz until 2028Tech and oil should be nonstop mooning yet i am certain we are dumping AGAIN next monday, are they manipulating retail to make sure the goy cannot profit?
>>62365093Someone is trying to deal in the real world lmao
>>62364977mind says K body says F
>White House says Iran will use Docusign to sign the agreement tomorrow.>Iran re-iterates yet again there is no agreement.https://www.axios.com/2026/06/13/us-iran-deal-pakistan-signingcan't believe we're doing this shit again
>>62365096for me mind says F and body says F
So, is the pool opening today? Place your bets now.
>>62365097>Barak Ravid this fucking serial bag pumper i don't mind the pumps but i also think he should be fucking punished
Guys, what the hell is this float management of SpaceX here?Imagine a weed dealer telling you like, "ok, so this is some special weed, you have to use a technique to really get its special quality out of it. So, you load it up, you light it, and you inhale super sharply, don't fill your lungs up by much, and close the bong's openings so the smoke stays in. Then you hold your breath for like 10s, then quickly open it and inhale again, circa 20% at a time of your lung's capacity. Just keep holding your breath between, don't forget. Trust me, this will be worth it."That's what this sounds like. I literally can't unsee it.
>>62365012Name of the analayst you follow?
whats the cure for malding?
Predictions for this week to be overall more or green or red?
rate this strategy >VTI VGT XSD 50/40/10>switch to VTI VGT SHY if extreme headwinds forces me to exit some VGT and all XSD god forbid second scenario won't happen hopefully
>>62365134>Predictions for this weekTrump was lying again about a deal with Iran to pump the markets. I guess its possible but wholly shit Trump is stating the deal terms are nothing like what Iran is demanding. I expect there is no actual deal but only more lying about a deal and the markets want good news, plus insider trading, so I think the markets will pump on good news until it fall apart again.
>>62365134Overall green.
How's Monday looking? Has the AI stuff been unrestricted or is there a risk AI is getting blocked off on access? If so just how much of the AI buildout becomes unnecessary, how much of the needed gpu's, harddrives, and ram becomes unncessary?>>62364977B = I get in direct contact with alien life. Try to get a spaceship so I can fuck off from this planetE = Batman and Bane are zapped into existence, I get to see chaos unfold irlF = Anime girls are real and I get to be first contact....I'll pick this oneK = Iron man is real....I get to see chaos unfold as the tech gap between Iron Man and current irl tech is massive. Could even make money if he makes a company and IPO's it.>>62365093Explain what makes you think stocks will dump on Monday?
What happens to your stocks if you die and no one knows you had them?
And once again a loud party from a long distance away by latinx's (offensive) and if it's like other times it will last approx. 12 hours. I'm sick of dealing in the real world. How much longer until my stocks and options moon so hard I can move away? How long until my stocks and options moon so hard I can buy a plot of land so big I have no neighbors within a 2000 foot radius? AAAAAAAAAAAAA why can't DRAM moon to $1000 a share making my options very valuable! Why can't my other holdings of many shares moon to $1000 as well! I just want to get rich so I don't have to deal in the real world anymore reeeeeeeee!
>>62365083I WANT THIS FAGGOTY WEEKEND TO ENDI WANNA KNOW WHETHER WE BOG WITH NO SURVIVORS OR WE MOON ALSO WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>62365049https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VclJp4gDQrM
Implication of knicks-spurs Nba finals 2026?
PAKISTAN HAS ENDED THE WAR TREATY STATUS: DOCUSIGNED SOXL PUMP IMMINENT
>>62365140If he's lying about a deal on Sunday that would dump the markets not pump them as we'd know before Monday open
Nothing much, just waiting around for the weekend to end and making cute wives.
I wish there were cute stock trader girls here
>>62365227Sorry, we only have female brokers
>>62365231Are miniskirts or pants sexier on waifus? I can never decide. Pants make for the better outlet highlighting the midriff, vagina bones, and ass.
>>62365242Either is fine but OLs should always wear mini skirts with pantyhose
>>62365205>>62365231
>>62364952lmao imagine thinking these faggots are the real string pullersbezos and zucc are the only ones with any real clout
Please tell me I am not the only faggot who bought in on spaceX Today.
>>62365260I'll be forced buying it in 14 trading days
>Markets next week>https://youtu.be/kNgHMQqapuk?si=kdSjNp__RdyHATGO
>Iran's Fars News agency, citing source: Tehran's final call on framework deal with U.S. still under reviewBut Trump said!
trump threatening iran with nukeslul
>>62365275Was the dog winning the CoD match?
>>62365290I guess it's another no deal monday
what does Michael Bloomberg have to say
disclosure day was pretty good. a bit long i guess. (ticker CMCSA)
I invented stocks and bonds
>>62365312john bond
i have 100k in dram options, should i quit work when marketplace opens monday?
>>62365312David Stocks
John Stockston and James Bond
>>62365312Hans Stoxenbauns
>>62365316What do you mean? I have calculated it, if you mean you have 12 month LEAPs DRAM has to quadruple until then for you to turn that 100k to 1mil. So it's not yet quitting work money.
>>62365097I will believe it when Trump and Ghalibaf publish an identical agreement simultaneously and both say that this is the complete terms they have agreed, without any further commentary from any official Iranian news site in english, arabic or farsi stating the opposite. I will further only believe it is real when ships move through the strait in large numbers, visible on public tracking sites and Iran provides (for free) the service of sending its missile/drone staff on a well-deserved vacation and not firing on ships.
Yet another day where I feel bored with everything in life
I hate weekends. They only make me feel restless. How can I find an asian woman without leaving the house or resorting to being a passport bro
Posts like this give me hopium that maybe one day I can recover my losses.
>>62365394Escorts.You might also think about using the weekends to do drugs which will inspire you to get out of the house and have fun.Maybe try micro doses of amphetamines or psilocybin
>>62365192knicks wonfutures will pump 10000% on this news alone
>>62365386dealing with the stock market isn't healthyI have my first free day in ages, I keep staring at my steam library with a twitch stream open in the background but I don't feel an ounce of dopamine
>>62365402try going outside
>>62365386you need some environmental stress. move to south africa.
>>62365430posting in new bread
>>62365097Has there ever been a peace deal signing where the two parties don't meet in an informal setting to sign the deal in person
>>62365435all in INTC unironically, you can take out your initial investment after you 2x
>>62365312Hideo Stockjima.
>>62365435Statistically a lump sum beats DCA most of the times
>>62365396A 20x in 2 days strat is so risky it's not worth it. Pure gambling.
>>62365312>stocks and bondsCan you launch a meme coin with the name of Stocks and Bonds?
>>62365435Hmm, sounds like you'd want to do some ETF's. Probably large position into general crap like S&P 500 with smaller positions into specific sectors for the upside such as quantum/energy/semis/nuclear/AI with something like gold/gold miners as a hedge. For most people time in the market beats timing the market, so lump sum is better most of the time, but in case you don't get a good timing DCA makes plenty of people feel much less terrible for not getting a good timing, so either is fine. Might want to put in a large lump into general positions you'd want to hold either way and wait a little bit with spending the rest to get a good price or making sure you hold strong conviction in the stocks you're investing in.
>>62364952Watch it retard pump tomorrow solely on the fact long suffering knicks fan of NY finally won. Fund managers will be predisposed to optimistic thinking and hopepilled.
What happens to your stocks if you die a hermit
>>62365457sensible advice - thanks.I'm leaning towards iShares Pacific ex Japan Equity Index Fund. Maybe half as a lump and half as DCA. It's heavily weighted to TSMC, Samsung and SKhynix - we'll see anyway.
>spy up almost $10 on knicks win on hyperyou gunna buy right?no?you from boston?you gay or somethin?
>SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: U.S. AGREES IN DRAFT MEMORANDUM FOR TEHRAN TO DILUTE HIGHLY ENRICHED URANIUM STOCKPILE INSIDE IRAN, MECHANISM TO BE DISCUSSED IN NEXT 60 DAYSAmericans favorite thing, diluting
>>62365490MICRON UNIVERSITY (TICKER:MU) AT 1200 EOD TOMORROW CONFIRMED
>>62365490uhh what do i do with all my gains now
>>62365467Funnily enough I have a medium position in Vanguard FTSE Developed Asia Pacific ex Japan and it's been my best bet, like 25% in last 4 months. Put my chips in literally the week before Epstein's Fury, which wrecked my Japan/Europe ETF's. (people can laugh, but they've been performing better even than S&P/NASDAQ at the time). Hope that the strait will open soon, so it'll get some pump on that deadweight. I'm starting to get into individual stocks now, but it's mostly just tiny positions to dip my toes in and see how can I perform, so I won't lose all that much if I fail.That being said there are plenty of ways and strategies to get yields out of the market, where most people should probably start with safe long-term investing (diversified ETF's) and then try to get into some more specific ways.I take this kind of as a hobby and a way to spend time now with it being a potential skill to increase my wealth, even to such degree to cover my expenses and surpass my salary.Like when I started I took the strategy of trying to capture general market growth with individual stocks seeming too difficult and not too rewarding to research, but now my thesis is that there is SO MUCH money passed around within the market self and in between sectors that don't project too much into general ETF's that if captured at least partially, they can be in tens of % in a couple of months, which absolutely is worth taking time researching and don't require perfect attention as long as you set your stop losses beforehand and do some research from time to time.Didn't mean to write a wall of text about myself, it's more about trying to convey that you shouldn't overthink it too much. Just start with the basics, which are fine for most people even if you stop there, and see where the road leads you, with dipping your toes in slowly. At least that's how it's working out for me.
>>62365501I had a look and earnings reports are coming up in July so should get a pump from that (in a pragmatic world). It sounds like we're in a similar mindset. I'm not trying to chase the crazy volatility returns, but >10% would be nice.For me I'm concerned that a market rug-pull is on the way, or political shenanigans but that's always the case. There's no real way to protect wealth from from those factors other than riding it out and continuing to invest.I've got investments in Europe and Global Funds too so that should balance out risk hopefully.Thanks for the insight, and hopefully global instability resolves in the near future.
>>62364977L for hot GILF sex
>>62364977A, so could plant my face in AOC’s titties and the ruler of America can give me insider trader knowledge.
>>62365231anything that sameko saba choose as her broker
>>62365490How will this affect uranium miner stocks?
>>62364977>talking to people on airplanesDo you also try to pick up waitresses?I can't help or escape from the conversation with you.I did not sit next to you because I wanted to, but because it's not possible for me to teleport to distant locations.I am basically on the clock.I just want to play poker and listen to my audiobook on my phone, and get to the shitty company hotel in peace.Do not talk to me.
my countrys version of the irs ran a train on my ass for taxes so im scared of investing and only keep a paper trading portfolio and gamble on roulette
>>62365614You can just not report it. Who's gonna find out?
>>62365614if i had to pay taxes all these I would have been at net loss from investments
Gay Muslim York beat Texas… not a good sign
>>62365614just never sell and you'll be fine
>>62365614Investing is for Americans. We let other countries pretend to do so as well but they make it so you can’t succeed.
>>62365614can you not wrap your investments in a Stocks and Shares ISA? If you've maxed it out then just don't sell until next tax year then ISA wrap then.
Are we thinking further bear market? Or do the goyim really only care about the Iran deal?
>>62365636No one cares about this shit anymore.
>>62365435this is how i do it. typical boglehead split.
>>62365636No one cares about brown people being bombed, only about the pool being closed.
>>62365632>>62365614you should only be paying capital gains tax if you actually sell an asset. In the UK at least we're entitled to a £3000 allowance on profits from assets before you start paying capital gains tax. You can finesse it so you only sell £2999 worth of assets at the end of the tax year then sell the rest at the start of the new tax year for £6000 non-taxed profit. I'm only familiar with the UK's laws though so there may not be an equivalent in your country, but it's worth having a look for any loopholes available to you. Failing that, if you've gained a profit then just take the hit. Profit is profit even if a percentage of that is taxed.
>>62365641>>62365649People do care because number keeps going up and down volatile-ly, I just want to guess correct if I buy a call or a put
>>62365622eat shit faggomy mayor muslimmy gains jewishchristian dioryour ass stay sore
If this shit doesnt wake normies up that net worths are bullshit i dont know whatAre there really people thinking he has a trillion dollars?
>>62365656That's what we're telling you, it's inconsequential. The NY Nigs winning the Basketbowl will have a bigger effect.
>>62365656No one cares about brown people being bombed, only about the pool being closed.
>>62365669I hate this fucking economy, do the Nigcks winning mean bullish market?
>>62365112I like how you compared spacex to losing brain cells
>>62365622>>62365669>>62365683https://youtu.be/OBBD0XDrKlI
>>62365402Gaming or porn don't excite me anymore, I only feel slight happiness when I eat new food. Sometimes I wonder if the rest of the life will be like that
>>62365409I'm stressed out enough in Europe
The knicks winning is some how a ritual for the inception of spacex. Something to do with the Dutch east India trading company. Someone can make a pepe Silvia chart. Maybe I'll try to connect the dots.
Where's that deal you were talking about, Donny?
>we got a deal. it's a great deal. super cereal this time. not like the other 38 times
I hate the introduction of this 'deal' speak into the world lexicon. Trump has wiggerized everything. Talking like he's some nigga selling you a dimebag when he's running the United States.
>dad mentions he has investments through his bank>nice, what are they?>he doesn't know>has it grown?>he has no idea, but probably>when was the last time he looked at it?>~10 years ago, whatever the bank people know what they are doing>mfw
>>62365751Only the best deals
>>62365751what a lil bit of bbc does to ya
>>62365668When articles like these come up retards in the comments section always act as if they can just go to their bank account and take out 1 billion, frankly they'll never understand it
>>62365135rate
SP coin green on hyper Jew
>>62365653I just donate to my church to avoid those taxes. In Europe you often have to pay an extra tax for following a religion. Here it is recognized as a charity because the excess funds go into the whole church doing local charities with members also volunteering their time. Sometimes even an 80 year old church lady moggs FEMA responders.
>>62365653I think it's similar here, where you pay capital gains tax of 15% if you sell over ~3500GBP worth of assets within a year, but you don't have to pay ANYTHING if you hold the sold asset for longer than 3 years, which is pretty nice if you just intend to buy and hold.
what is your opinion on prop firms?
>>62365789You know you still end up with less money in the end than just paying the tax, right?
>>6236581799% are scamsEther you don't get the money that you made or they charge you for a trading test that you will never pass
>>62365754Unironically better off than 90% of people that have traded for 10 years
>>62365231R2C2
>>62365754Well, trying to explain that the fees taken by the banks are a highway robbery and there are easy and much cheaper ways to invest is too hard for most people. Including myself at one point. But I honestly wouldn't even blame these folks if they're older. If you're over the age of 45, then you get a soft pass to me, if over 55, then it's whatever. At least they did invest compared to many in their generation, who rely solely on social security (at least here).
>>62365817you have to be consistently profitable while also following their gay little rulesmost of them don't even give you real money to play with and so don't lose money when most traders blow the account
I sometimes opt into getting the physical proxy vote information so I can feel special, and man Gamestop sent a whopper this year. This thing is the size of two magazines, and one is entirely about justifying Ryan Cohens compensation package.
>>62364952They’re all so uglyWagmi
>>62365876yeah zucky is looking especially reptilian here
>>62365868Gamefaggot
alright fellas. QQQ or VOO? I want to put $1,000 into one every month for the next 10 years.
>>623658910DTE SPY calls
>>62365891>10 yearsI'd say VOO.
>>62364977F
>>62364977i hate that faggot mr breast and his fake plastered-on smile so much.
>>62365093> are they manipulating retail to make sure the goy cannot profit?kindajust keep your eye on trumps posts or youll get caught at the top again like last week
>>62365002based gato
>>62365891half voo half sso, rebalance yearly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCEr327W44
Something just happened in btc. What was it?
>>62364995based
>>62365928I poopied my panties
>>62365928Dinkleberg….
>>62364977N
>>62365933I think it was probably something about Iran, but I can't find a news release that corresponds to the time of the drop.
>>62364977because they are most likely to kill each other
>>62365926So a nobody and not the irgc, got it
>>62365928Crypto in its entirety has zero intrinsic value (except maybe Monero) and moves on the sentiment of imbeciles. Who the fuck cares if it moves up or down?
>>62365937I
Found it:@realDonaldTrumpThis morning’s attack on Beirut should not have happened, particularly on a special day when we are so close to a Peace Deal with Iran. Israel has the right to defend itself against threats, but the attack it was responding to was very small and meaningless, nobody was hurt, injured, or killed, and should not disrupt this important process. We are very close to a Deal that will bring peace to the region, including to Lebanon, and all sides should stand down. There should be no more attacks by Israel anywhere in Lebanon, but there should also be no more attacks by any other party, including Hezbollah, against Israel. This could be the beginning of a long and beautiful peace — Let’s not blow it! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMPJun 14, 2026, 9:46 AMhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116749002714205339https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116749002714205339
>>62365939crypto is being milked for liquidity for real(tm) assetsanyone still buying crypto in 2026 besides stablecoins is a mark's mark
I've just realized if SPCX rises to $300 then indexes will have to sell off a total of 80 billion dollars of their other assets to buy it.If I were you I wouldn't hold tech stocks until after early July.
>>62365950>assuming the money supply will stay constant
>>62365946I wonder if he's finally fed up with israel
>>62365950how you come up with that?
>>62365950Micron earnings are on the 24th. I'm going to sell the rumour in the morning and let things cool before I buy more semis
>>62365957Considering that they roped him into the whole mess to begin with, I think he would be.
>>62365946trump should fake attack israel like israel has done like 10 times to the us since it's le creation
>>62365959I've been researching all morning about the exact amount of shares each index will have to buy.On June 18th Vanguard will buy ~35 million sharesOn June 26th Russel will buy ~60 million sharesJune 29th MSCI will buy ~100 million sharesJuly 6th QQQ will buy ~70 million sharesThis is of the total 555 million shares SPCX currently has available. The math they're using to weigh SPCX is all public, you can fact check me if you want.
>>62365950SPCX will do fine until anthropic IPOs. The entire point is to get anthropic cheaply. We’ll probably dump bigly right as it does too for the same reason.
>>62365970You know what trump and gaza have in common, people continue to treat them as if they have no agency of their own
Oh, it's that retarded bear anime avatarfaggot from a month back. Ignore.
>>62365957I'm sure that, on the personal plane, he was "fed up" with Netanyahu long ago. However, that doesn't matter, because he has no leverage.
>>62365983whats the allotment percentage?
>>62365994I'm bullish on SPCX. These institutions are going to drive these prices up so indexes have to hold their bags.just giving a friendly warning to everyone else
>>62365999it crabbed at 165 under historic trade volumes what makes you think it'll hit 300+ after the initial rush last friday?
>>62365999But you're bearish on everything else. Thanks, I'll keep holding.
>>62364977Seat B youd have access to all the secrets of the universe but then Rogan would convince you and the lmao to do dmt with him and youd all end up getting high and going to machine elf land instead.
>>62364977I choose those vtubers
>>62366006Like I said, indexes are contractually obliged to buy their shares at market price. There's even a specific date for it. They simply not sell their shares and drive up prices as demand rises because of this looming fact. That's the advantage of low float.
>>62365549Kek, he'd try to lift your wallet while you were distracted only to realize she'd already lifted it because its going towards la revolucion.
trump is a victim
>>62366015Actually, no, probably the reverse. No one beats a yid to a fresh gwallet.
>>62365983How much will VOO have to buy?
>Weekends waiting for the market
>>62366020S&P won't, but this will affect the entire market.
>>6236602611:30 is late in the day?
>>62366034nah but means you've fucked off for half the day lol
>>62366016true
>'Let's not blow it!' Trump says after Tehran warns Israeli strikes on Beirut risk US-Iran dealOY VEY I DON'T CONSENT
>>62366034yeah you wasted like 4+ hours of the day assuming you woke up at 7 only only get a finite amount of waking hours even as a young NEET willing to suffer sleep deprivationtrust me i've experienced this as a college neet during summer breaks
>>62365983>Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO:>Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5. >This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations.>Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months.>Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%.>The rules built to protect passive investors:>1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived.>2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15.>3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5.>All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.What that looks like in percentages
>>62366058>you WILL own ze spacebags and you will like it
>>62366049
>>62366058S&P is not accepting SPCX, it's been known for like over a week now.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-faces-delay-p-500-100109864.html
>>62365928idk but 60k was not the absolute bottom. next leg lower will be BRVTAL
>>62366065Space was promised to him 3 billion years ago
>>62366058S&P is basically sitting this one out because by the time it buys insider and early investor shares will have been removed from lockup. But Vanguard, Russel, MSCI, and the QQQ will all buy into the current low float SPCX. It's around 40% of the shares, more than enough exit liquidity for Institutions.
>>62366068GoodI was planning on dumping all my bags into SCHD
>>62366075is this going to affect Vanguard's S&P tracking ETFs? this is somewhat confusing.
>>62366076There are worse things you could do with your money.
>>62366068Aye, that's right. Forgot about that or would have cut it, thanks. So only 24% total will be scooped up by indexes. It's still going to suck with this thing being that heavy on institutions.
>>62366085To be fair, index purchases will likely drive the price up, but if people take profit from that, they are probably just going to be reinvesting it into other companies / sectors.
SPCX $300 eow
>>62365636Most of my shekels are stuck in a real return folio that’s barely beating inflation, this crash needs to happen RN! Damn it!
>>62365928yeaha bounce off the 200 day MAit's a good time to get inthe st deals re on the 200 day MAit could go lower though lolvery possiblemy expectation though is that bitcoin will consolidate here, for months possibly, then rip up
>>62366113BTC has no value and will never get above 80k -ever- again.
>>62365891that's a big bet on mega capsshould consider a broad market ETF
>>62366083I don't like when companies try to bypass hardline rules that affect trillions in retirement accounts
>>62366076dividends are not free moneythese companies don't give out a penny more in yield than they have to
>>62366121Understandable, SCHD is a great backbone for any portfolio. Especially if you build off of it by taking further positions into your favorite companies within in. It holds absolute gold like TXN, KO, and MO, and some great insurance companies but it also has some things that, in my opinion, are trailing off like HD and FLO.
>>62366117yeaheverybody being bearish on bitcoin made me jump back in after being out for two years
>>62366134I'm never going to give somebody shit for swing trading, and BTC provides great opportunity for that. The underlying asset though is definitely not a long buy though.
>>62366134Now this is 4chan contrarianism
>>62366133I don't put insurance and great in the same sentence. insurance is not a growth industryyou are sacrificing growth for those dividendsmost holdings in SCHD are legacy companies in their geriatric years. they don't grow, they just pay out dividendsthe only thing I have, that distributes any significant yield is my oil hedge holdings. might as well take the dividends with oil. XOM, CVX and BP basically have the same volatility as full sector equities with a higher dividend than full sector
I'm tired boss
>>62366133UVAL is good too, days of just sitting in the S&P, SPY or UASA and not paying attention while they’re changing their own rules is looking dodgy now.
>>62366093I missed the IPO and I'm feeling the FOMO ;-(https://youtube.com/shorts/S-1u-2JR3lI?si=QnmocT0z0jXlxyIL
we are entering a high growth period I don't know why the fuck anyone would want to dividend chase
>>62366152
>>62366150SCHD isn't actually about dividends, thinking such is the major flaw that its detractors seem to miss. Many investors are completely willing to forgo an extra 20% of growth to avoid volatility. Dividend payments are just payments, they are one of the very few metrics an investor has to determine the perspective a company takes towards its shareholders. Increasing those dividends consistently while sacrificing as little revenue growth as possible is a clear indicator that a company values its stakeholders. That, compounded with the other rigid stipulations of SCHDs inclusion, generally lands its purchases on the side of long term profit. TL;DR it's about security and peace of mind, not raw numbers
>>62366172*aren't just payments
>>62366152You think he smiles down at us from heaven?
Might be a bullish Monday
>>62366129And growth stocks are supposed to be about companies with a track record of growth. If an index is going to forego that for a seat at the casino my retirement will have no such positioning. But its ok SPYM will be keeping their inclusion criteria.
>>62366183Ofc not. We gave away our countries and are still not hanging our politicians
>>62366188I need to make him proud
Can you guys recommend me any manga that focus on stocks/investing and where I can read them
>>62366190Proooouuud
>SCHD for stability>SPYM for coverage>SPMO or PTF for growth>QQQI/SPYI or JEPQ/JEPI for income>Your favorite tickers for fulfillmentBases covered.
Whatever happened to the Roger Clemmons bell poster?
I keep drinking coffee but I still feel tired. According to my girlfriend all I do is get angry and have sex. No one understands me.
>>62366209Lay off the tren, bro.
>>62366194Type that into Google
>>62366209All i do is get angry and stay involuntarily celibate, we are not the same
>>62366172Dividends can be cut at any time, dividends are tax inefficient and with most investors just doing DRIP anyway I'd rather they just do stock buybacks instead of offering a div, and at the end of the day dividend companies aren't immune to the greater movements of the market. I do appreciate SCHD for exposing more investors to KMB though, that's a blue chip stock everyone should hold.I have no problem with the bag of stocks that SCHD usually ends up with from a fundamentals perspective, but that's due to the actual businesses of the companies, nothing to do with the divvies.
>>62366218If you get sick gains, tail comes along with it
Another short week...
So is Anthropics AI still under the ban or whatever it's called?
>>62366227Might be, looks like meats back on the menu
>>62366220>but that's due to the actual businesses of the companies, nothing to do with the divviesHonestly, that's my post's main point. The inclusion criteria of SCHD is a great filter for reliable companies, even if it sometimes includes fading giants. But "dividends being cut at any time" is negligible due to the 5 year dividend growth rate requirement.
I love a sick fuck. I hold moderna
>>62366215I want to know from you frens THOUGH
>>62365134Up or down, possibly sideways. I'm in nvda and wmt any which way.
>>62366240Looks like she’s poised to drop again
>>62366194Homunculus
>>62366242whatever this is
am i a bad person if i'm praying for global markets to collapse just so my shorts can profit?
>>62366248>namefag telling me to sellGet in while yall can
>>62366250kek are there any /smg/ manga out there?
>>62365950How much is $80b worth and how much per index?>inb4 all these indexes sell off their lowest weighted stocksOr the alternative>QQQ sells off from their 8%+ holding of NvidiaKek that can't be good for a stock that has essentially crabbed for nearly a year now but idk how much that would even affect prices
>>62366250I think this is the only mango about tradingWhen the anime drops it's going to be the catalyst for the next normie btc/doge/gme/shitstock poomp after they see all the funny edits on the tiktoks
>>62366259They weight it. Their algorithms automatically tell them that they need to rebalance the portfolio to be X% of company A and Y% of company B, all the way down. So it's likely going to be very small percentages of almost every company that they will sell off.
>>62366259It's only a few percent, but the scariest thing is that everyone knows about it, and they're going to want to buy those shares at a cheaper price. Index funds lose billions every year from front-running, the next month is going to be especially brutal.
>>62366274>profit from SPCX index pump>pick up good companies at a discountSeems like retail wins from every angle.
>>62366276if you know you know
>>62366249What does it have to do with stocks?>BLYAAD *smash*
>>62366274>lose billionsAnd what is the market cap of these indices? And what percent of that is a billion dollars?
>>62366291>QQQ market cap: ~$281b>70 million shares at ~$200: ~$14b>QQQ market cap sold to buy SPCX: ~5%It's a fucking nothingburger.
>>62366276MNST and MNST LEAPs
>>623662975% is a lot when they dump it all once. Anyone got that pic of when India's ETFs rebalanced?
>>62366297>70 million shares at ~$200: ~$14bDepends on how greedy institutions getLike I said it could moon to $300 or even moreEither way, it's something to worry about.
>>62366308It doesn't happen all at once. I'm operating under the assumption that a lot of last week's drawdown is related to the ETF / SPCX situation.
>>62366308It is not a dump it is a rebalancing. If I have four bowls with 10 balls in them total and then I add a fifth Bowl and distribute those 10 balls across the five bowls how many balls have been lost?
>>62366312Or it could stay around $200 as institutions buy in chunks and retail exits for profit? Don't try to predict the market.
>>62366327But what does that mean for the original bowls tho
Who else HSA chad who doesnt pay their medical bills?
>>62366329This isn't a prediction, it's planning ahead bro.
>>62366333We're not talking about the original bowls we're talking about all of the bowls, the index of bowls if you will
>>62366327Rebalancing = selling thobeit. You kinda sound like AI right now whennI asked it about options and it was spazzing out saying that the person holding an option to 0 is not losing to me kek.
>>62366339If you're talking about the rebalancing of ETFs, greed has NOTHING to do with it. It's just matching weights. It's not going to double in price at its current market cap because too many people are trying to profit. (Not a prediction, it's reading the room, bro)
>>62366345You have quite the imagination
>>62366347You're missing the fact that SpaceX isn't already in the index, it's a new addition.Let me ask you this. If you knew some dumbass was going to buy 40% of your garbage for any price you set, would you give him a discount or rip him off?
>>62366343Anons are balls deep in one or two of the bowls though they don't want to lose a ball
>>62366362You don't control the price. You don't choose if you rip him off or not. Believe what you want, but the fact of the matter is that 5% of an index shifting to a 4% float amounts to bupkis and SPCX is already at an insane market cap.
When is the next peace deal scheduled?
>he thought we'd have a peace dealLmao
Not just the QQQs. The Total Market will buy it in 3 trading days, then the Russels will buy it at 5 trading days and neither will be able to sell. The QQQs only buy after 15 trading days.
seen these etf's get thrown around a few threads back, which of them seem the most promising?spmo, xlk, igm, ptf, sgrt, fmtm?>still won't beat the spylet me have fun with my gambling mkay?
>>62366365That's true, however in reality there are about 3700 bowls in the NASDAQ, and so how much is each bowl losing to move 5% to a new bowl?
>>62366374>indices buy SPCX>retail sells SPCX>index rebalances SPCX to match retail weighting (wash)>retail buys other stock>indices sells SPCX to buy other stock>retail buys SPCX>repeat ad infinitum
>>62366383Huh?
>>62366194Boku no pico
>>62366375SPMO / PTF are amazing momentum funds. XLK is a sector, IGM is a bloated sector, sgrt and fmtm are forgettable.
>>62366368I looked at your numbers again. Where the hell did you get 281b market cap? It's twice that.
>>62366392I know sgrt is new but what's the reason for ignoring both it and fmtm?for the record most of my long term stuff is in the spmo but I'm doing window shopping for other to go alongside
>>62366371Just waiting for Jared to e-sign the needful
>>62366395Oh, thank you. *480.53BMeaning it's only 2.9%, further proving the point of nothingburger status.
Sar check your spam folder for the peace deal
>>62366220What if dividends don't get taxed? I'm just exercising this line of thought because if they can be cut they can be promoted.
>>62366408Why do I suddenly feel like I'm arguing with an AI.
>>62366412>What if dividends don't get taxed?"Dividends" are always taxed as normal income. That's why you consider options like QQQI because of Section 1256.
>>62366395>>62366408There is another 200B in Qs related ETFs too. QQQM alone has 100B
I'm going to have to capitulate soon and turn on my AC
>>62366425I don't use AI for anything in my life, so you're likely just retaining some sort of personal bias tagainst proper grammar.
iran is so fucking stupidthey should just sign something right now that guarantees they will never create nuclear arms (i bet they never wanted any to begin with) and in return the US will unlock some of their monies this will be a le sign of good faithisrael is just stirring up shit because they know they cant do anything legitimately unless they create an enemy to fight against and iran was their best bet to do all the shitty things they are doing now
>>62366427Return of capital just means when your cost basis hits zero you're back to dividend investing
>>62366432>he unironically falls for good cop bad copdumb sissy faggotyou irredeemable degenerate
>>62366432Wtf is a nuclear arm.
>>62366446> name calling
>>62366411kek
>>62366432The smart thing from Iran would be to drag the blockade out for literally forever and destroy the global (mostly thirdie but still) economy. They just need to make sure it doesn't look like it's 100% their fault. The US will inevitably be harmed by the shut down of south Asia's manufacturing, the inflation, and the secondary effects of Indians and Africans resorting to cannibalism
>>62366476i think they are doing that right now by counter posting everything trumpalumpadump posts about SIGNING IMMINENTthey are on their "2 weeks" arc nowclearly trump is showing visible cracks with his string of hysterical posts
>>62366371Wheres my deal?
NMAX Green or red?
>>62366432
>>62366476the smart thing would be for them to do what's best for their people and give up their geopolitical ambitions that have proven costly and fruitless. spite anger and hatred have terrible roi
>>62366371next red day
>>62366338kek based
>>62366507So, tomorrow?
>>62366260i hope it deters normies if anything
>>62366515do they only trade currencies in the manga? stocks are way more fun
>>62366260is it actually real?whats it called?
>>62366503you lost, tranny
>>62366544
>>62366528fx fighter kurumi chan
it's almost as if every time muslims chimp out and do something crazy israel's borders expand
>>62366553thankswhat a silly premise - and instead of going on a murder rampage like an honorable samurai she goes and does the same thing her mother did
when’s the next btc and eth run?
>>62366801when the hyperscalers can fund their investments with free cash flow again
>>62366250I dont get fx trading. Are they just making money off of the spread?
