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>>62366544cool it with the antisemitism
> futures
big ploppa
>>62366552kill that thing
>>62366564>thingits a chungus
>>62366564Heartless ravenous Chinaman detected>He didn't slurp GRRR
hi anons
>>62366544/smg/, it's not too late to make a ton of money on SpaceX.First of all, stop thinking about the "trillion dollar" valuation. No one who is currently buying cares about valuation, and they're not going to randomly start caring. They're either retards buying purely on hype(future baggies), people trying to make a quick buck off of the hype, or the people who really know what's going on. And now I'm going to explain what's going on.There are two reasons why SpaceX is valuable right now. One is that the rest of the shares are locked up with a specified time period, meaning new investors are currently safe from being the exit liquidity of early investors. Now for the second and arguably more important reason. It's not really talked about much because it's a new scam that's never been done before, and so it's going to blindside a lot of people despite the signs being really obvious. It's the early inclusion of SpaceX into index funds like the NASDAQ-100, FTSE Russel, CRSP, and MSCI.Basically, index funds are going to be forced to buy SpaceX at its current inflated price. That's pretty bad already, but once you dig deeper it gets even more nefarious. Indices need to buy a certain amount of shares so they can properly benchmark a stock. Originally, there were rules in place about float percentages. This rule existed for safety. If a company's float is too small, and a massive index fund is suddenly forced to buy billions of dollars of a stock with very few available shares... you can imagine what will happen. For some ungodly reason they have now removed those safety limits. Not only that, but the NASDAQ-100 has weighed SpaceX's small float to be THREE FUCKING TIMES higher in valuation. They will now buy THREE TIMES more stock under these new calculations. According to my research, FTSE Russel and NASDAQ-100 alone will buy 20-30% of the available float, and with CRSP and MSCI, it may reach as high as 40-50%. This will all happen after 2 weeks.
knicks comebacks almost ran me up to 11k in 2 weeksnever working again
>>62366602cont.This entire IPO has been one huge backroom deal. Elon raises 75 billion for SpaceX and becomes the world's first """trillionaire""", while institutions make guaranteed billions of dollars by selling the shares they bought for multiple times its worth. I mean, front-running Indices is nothing new, but doing it on these levels is of biblical proportion. They can drive these prices up and Index funds and Retail are their guaranteed exit liquidity before the share lockup is over.Still, we're not here to complain about how unfair the world is. If you're smart about it, then you can earn some money too. For now I'm planning to buy on Monday with leverage and wait. Another thing to think about is that indices won't all buy on the same day. The exact dates are:>June 18th (Vanguard ~35 million shares)>June 26th (Russel ~60 million shares)>June 29th (MSCI ~100 million shares)>July 6th (QQQ ~70 million shares)Let me know your ideas on how exactly institutions will play this out. Good luck.https://indexes.nasdaq.com/docs/Methodology_NDX.pdfhttps://www.tradingkey.com/analysis/stocks/us-stocks/261956945-spacex-spcx-ipo-index-fund-buying-nasdaq100-fast-risk-self-sp500-etf-alternative-tradingkeyhttps://www.cmegroup.com/articles/2026/the-spacex-mega-ipo-why-index-choice-matters.htmlhttps://machine-learning-made-simple.medium.com/your-retirement-account-is-about-to-buy-spacex-nobody-asked-you-d15df1f31e5ahttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-lockup-period-know-potential-163000985.html
>>62366588I didn't say anything about eating it
>>62366598Hello tripfag, what is your USP?Like the Faggler is a jewish fag who has a disgusting gook wife and a tiny mangled dick and is a dumb fucking ugly retard.Or like Swiftie is an autistic OCD kissless hugless, touchless, loving gazeless 40 year old virgin shut in who has a Tourette's like compulsion of spam posting a washed out married hag who makes retarded music for retards every 3 minutes.Or babe guy who says babe and is a pedophile.What's your thing Mr. Wildcard, what makes you tick? Why do you want recognition on an anonymity board?
The world is your oyster my nigga, let’s fucking ascend.
>>62366607>>62366602Kinda sounds like retarded gne or pmg moass math that sounds really solid then the date comes and goes and nothing fucking happens. Meanwhile I could just buy memory stocks with a forward pe of 5 and guaranteed infinite demand for their product and not need to hope for the stars to align and institutions to stumble into being to greatest fools buying my bags from me at an artificially created schmico pico blowoff top.
>>62366552what do you all think he's listening out for?
BIBI WHY? MARKETS OPEN TOMORROW. JUST STOP.
IT'S OVER THE JEWS WON'T LET US HAVE NICE THINGS
DO IT BIBINEVER FORGET
4 hours till kospi openswhats the price of koru gonna be?
>>62366640That’s good news.Means we will pump at 1230 after a minor dump.Ain’t you been watching the tape?
>>62366607let's assume all of this is true. what's the motivation? the insiders are locked out for like a year. why tank their own valuations to benefit third-party institutions?if the answer to "cui bono?" does not include elon, then it's not going to happen.
>futures
>>62366640BB Is dead
Memory bitches a new (and possibly better) name has arrived in town. It's name is HBMX
is it happening? is boomerica finally tired of israeli antics? do it bibi, it's gonna be fucking hilarious watching trump openly attacking israel
Ns and Js
>>62366640they can only gain. iran gets weaker every day this goes on but they simultaneously can't afford to look weak on israel because they might lose their proxies. when your opponent checks with a bad hand you raise. we're only here because iran refuses to fold, they can't actually do anything about lebanon. the market knows all this too.
>>62366654Elon may try to keep the bubble going as long as possible. And tanking 50% from $300 is better than tanking 50% from $135. If Elon tried to IPO with all shares unlocked then no way in hell anyone would buy over like $20 worth.
>>62366667brother, someone like elon isn't going to willingly take a 50% haircut. he's gonna want at least 101% of the ipo value AT MINIMUM plus tip.
>>62366662>Believing political theatre Trump will always be an Israeli puppet, Israel could invoke samson proclomation and nuke London, Paris, Berlin etc and Trump would still suck off Bibi and say he acted rashly but fairly in self-defence
>>62366666Checked
>>62366667>>62366668Personal opinion but I think all Elon wants is to be a trillionaire. So he will keep the stock where it needs to be so he keep being the only trillionaire
>>62366662Complete clown show. he's lost control completely.
>>62366666Retarded post, but checked.>>62366663BOOBA
>>62366664This reminds me I switched on my computer to play Rome Total War, not doomscroll Iran war news. Ironically I'm fighting Iran in the game.
>>62366662>An hour before we're supposed to sign the dealJust a coincidence goy!
>>62366666Iran can and will continue to mess with strait traffic
My farts smell like rotten eggs
anyway, oil price predications? since every motherfucker is now short oil and all the longs have been liquidated, feel like we're gonna open at least $90 as people desperately try to cover their shorts. if the ceasefire completely falls apart and war resumes we go back to 120, and if they start bombing each others oil facilities it goes to 150 by mid/late july.
>>62366666
>>62366688ya, it's troublesome but it's not going to win them the pot and they've already realized this, which is why they're ready to sign. i guess they calculate a few more days of posturing is worth it, better to lose a little more money than it is to risk losing hezbollah and houthis. that's short-sighted of them and reveals that there won't be any realignment (sad day for pistachio lovers and interior designers) but it's not going to crash the market or cause oil to ramp.
>>62366658>BB Is deadNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>62366688I don't think that'd really serve Iran. Regardless, there should be huge push to bypass using the strait, so it serving as a bargaining chip is on borrowed time, so better to just try to squeeze as much out of it for now, but that's just me using common sense rather than anything else.
>>62366693I heard that part of the reason why oil futures are so low is because traders are simply tired of getting rugged every week by a tweet. Volume is at it's lowest for years apparently.
Iz we still getting a deal? My minor really need it
>>62366693my THEORY is that shipping-adjacent ETFs will go up mildly. BOAT went up when the crisis started because shipping companies and tankers made an absolute killing being on absolute high demand and charging a fortune for fuel. it's been on a steady climb since. no, i'm not gonna put actual money down on this because i'm a DCAer and not a daytrader. it's just a conjecture.
>>62366690thats goodit means youre going to die soon
>>62366654There are a bunch of early investors who may sell some shares much earlier than a year. See page 266 in the prospectus.
>>62366705It serves Iran as leverage. Global stockpiles will run low long before the strait can be circumvented, and, in any case, circumvention infrastructure is vulnerable to missiles and drones.>better to just try to squeeze as much out of it for nowThe "squeeze" increases as time passes and stockpiles are drained
>>62366738I'm talking about the scenario in which the conflict gets resolved peacefully in the end. After achieving some sort of a goal there isn't much of a benefit in fuckin with the strait anymore.
havent looked at any news for the past 3 weeks. what happened and whats going to happen tomorrow? is the war over?
>>62366748We’re building datacenters in space now
>>62366602>>62366607You're a fucking retard.Thank god there's people like you on the other side of my trades.
>>62366744Iran will surely use its leverage to obtain compensation for damages incurred. Obviously, this only works if they stop fucking with the strait in exchange for being paid off
>>62366753On the other side of my trade on Friday was a retard willing to sell to me his shares at $150 before it blasted off. I'll be buying more on Monday.
>>62366704kys nigger
>ADBE customers: hey this thing fucking sucks>market: hey this thing fucking sucks>their own CEO: I'm outta here this thing fucking stinks>value trap mfs: now's the time to buywhat causes this?
Why did you break the ceasefire sar?WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?
>>62366763Mental illness
>>62366751It's better to build them in Greenland where the ice can cool them down instead of space where the sun heats up gaming graphic cards to a million degrees
>I warned you about Microsoft bro
>>62366777What do I buy if I want more trillionaires?
>>62366763Living in the past
Does anyone buying SpaceX actually know anything about the rocket industry?
>>62366763I'm in as long as the company keeps printing money with increasing AI adaption. Now it's being shown that it's not even all that cheap to run AI in general, so the bear case has been somewhat weakened. While the company may ultimately fold in the long run, its upsides seem solid as a smaller position.
>>62366782If you buy Bitcoin and send it to me I'll be that much closer to becoming a trillionaire
>>62366763They think every dip is an opportunity when in reality it's a falling knife
>>62366789No and you don't have too. Only thing that you need to know is that it's a Musk stock so it'll attatract a literal fuckton of hate and a neverending amount of fresh short positions which means.. well.. unlimited squeezes. Tsla has never been profitable and yet has been pumping for over a decade due to the ludicrous amount of shorts.
>>62366617I’m just a white zoomer goy, I’m married to a Turkish woman, and I want to get gains to live a better life
>>62366798Adobe is dead to me ever since they ditched Mac OS and moved to subscriptions.
reminder that the point isn't to win war it's to have endless permanent wars
>>62366807So that's the secret? IDC though I don't want to inflate the net worth of a Nazi.
>>62366811Yeah, I don't personally like the company and its monetization model either. Doesn't mean I'll avoid the stock though.
>>62366813Why's Palantir dropping though?
What does this mean for markets in general tomorrow? Aside from BTC, will EVERYTHING be bloodbath red. Will this overshadow the peace agreement with Iran too if it actually goes somewhere this week?
>>62366789It's 95% grok
>>62366789Rockets go up like the green line. That's all I need to know
Why do people buy options during earnings week with expiry that same week when they can do it the week after? The prices are heavily inflated in both but at least there's still time in the latter
>>62366821if it's enough to stabilize the yen it will be bullish for japan at least, there's a ton of value on their market but foreign money doesn't want to jump in because the yen keeps dropping.
>>62366821I forgot about this. Thank you. I’ll delay my dca
Sooo, what about that historic peace deal that's been promised today?
>>62366850Last time i checked we weren't at war and it was a two week special military operation.
>>62366662no the circuses are just evolving due to a temporary shortage in bread.
>>62366693>>62366706so from CoT back during the first wave last year with that spike to 70, commericals sold into it while speculators tried to get long. this time around speculators did add but as of now are significantly less long than when volatility initially broke out. as specs cover longs physical producers + processors have been ADDING to net longs. pretty bullish setup, $80 is probably a steal
>>62366821yen up. everybody doubled down short yen again after the interventions LMAOquestion is what the dollar does though
>jannies deleted the OP image within minuteskekalso>futures
>>62366819it went up too much
What is happening !?!?!?
iz we or iz we nots gettin sum demand destructions homies? do it really be like dat?
>>62366588You have like $2 million to throw at meme shit. The rest of us have to make actual investments and GRRR is not it.
>>62366810And what moves are you making to make gains?Post port!
>>62366925>He thinks I only have $2M lolGRRR will print several gorillionaires from this board over the next 3 years, and you my friend will not be one of them.
>>62366934Lost $800 on June 10th trying to buy calls on Tesla, just kept dropping, yesterday I had some luck with debit spreads on Tesla when it recovered from the IPO, tomorrow I’m thinking about buying a couple calls for AAL, need to prove to my wife I can day trade in the future, maybe I’ll quit welding
>>62366947>$1500 dollarydoos
>>62366947Sorry not yesterday, Friday
>>62366949At one point I was doing regular investing and had made about $400 with $5k in shares, but for personal reasons I had to take it all out, the past 2 months I probably put about $1.4k in
>>62366947Day trading is retarded and you will 100% lose all your money faster than you could ever imagine.Swing trading can work, but timing is everything. I am balls deep in GRRR, which had a golden cross on Friday, indicating bigly gains on the way. My price targets are $60 end of this year and $100 next year. A tasty little $25 call with August expiry should treat you well.
>>62366957So you're day trading mega caps with 1.5k? MIG or TIG? You better start loving the smell of welding rods in the morning.
>>62366962>Day trading is retarded>I am balls deep in GRRRChecks out.
>>62366957What's your risk tolerance?
>>62366970Kek, I mean a select few autist polymaths can retail day trade with some success but the odds are heavily stacked against you and this guy comes across as pretty retarded and basically doomed to manual labour wage for the rest of his days while also blowing his meagre savings on a pipe dream that he will suddenly become the 1/100 WSB legends rather than the 99/100 WSB baggot retards.GRRR is a good company, GRRR will make me millions :3
>>62366967MIG or Pulsed MIG, rarely FCAW, never stick or TIG, I recently was given stainless flux though.I’ve been trading on SPY, did a call near market end right before TACO tweeted, but I set a limit sell for $100, so is missed out on the $1k I could have got, other than that I’ve been doing call debit spreads
>>62366919Jews
>>62366941AI bull rush is over and will likely be flaky going forward. There might be a few lucky winners but out of hundreds to thousands of AI stocks, GRRR doesn't have any reason to be one of them. If there is a bubble and it pops, stocks on the periphery will be the first to go.
>>62366962bro lol i'm not even gonna look at the expense ratio of this thing, fucking worthless
>>62366995Your loss smigger, I'm going to accumulate another 11,000 shares before the year is out :3
>>62366973 I don’t really have much risk to tolerate yet, I might start worrying about that when I have +$10k, for now I just plan on making my money back carefully, then using the markets money I win, and withdraw my deposit
>>62366544henlo mr jeromei know you are still thereplease no hike the rateplease pump the marketsthank you for your attention in this matter
>>62366993>AI is overSays increasingly nervous, increasingly poor baggot for the fiftieth time.
>>62366995It's a stock nigger, there isn't an expense ratio. The expense is in the company going bankrupt because GRRR is a joke.>>62367016Reading comprehension. Bull rush is over. AI isn't going anywhere. The fat will get trimmed going forward and that includes GRRR.
>>62366941I too have earned many lakhs from grrr
Gains are secured for monday
>>62366962>jeetmaxing>poundsThis has to be a troll
>>62367021>it's a stock pick jfc it's worse than i thought i thought it was some meme etf peddled by an influencer
>>62367024
>>62366544When will my space stonks go up? I have hopes for the wednesday asts launch.
>>62366962
>>62367042>has been trading at approximately $21.78Oh i am LAFFIN
>>62366962>Day trading is retarded and you will 100% lose all your moneyPeople here will (including me). Very few people in retail bother to set up a trading plan, risk management, etc
>>62366842If earnings are shit it's not gonna recover by next week anyway or vice versa so why pay extra for longer expiry if the end result is you losing 80% of a larger number.
The highlight of my entire weekend is waiting for Sunday evening to check out Asia market and futures to figure out if I should be happy or sad for Monday's market open.
I don't own any GRRR but I believe my gorillabrother will become a gorillionaire in three years.
>>62367090If you actually believed you'd buy
>>62367092I don't buy individual because it's not part of my strategy and I strictly follow my strategy. Any time in the past I went on to make trades I always end up gambling not long after so I prefer to lose out on gains so I won't start gambling once more.
>>62366821Its the end of the everything bubble... the everything bubble...
>>62367121Now begins the nothing bubble
I was today years old when the twitter jawboning was just for the insiders to make us deal in the real world and they profit
>>62367121if everything is a bubble then it's all relative which is actually just a rational market where everything is priced fairly with respect to eachother. therefor we will go higher.
Golden hands > Paper currencyThe ultimate financial hedge.
>>62367090Thank you my smigger, the more /smg/ hates GRRR the more I am assured it will print, inverse smg has been better than inverse Cramer the last few years.For example, MUanon panic sold the local MU pictobottom a few weeks ago, him announcing he was out of the trade was my entry signal.
Anyone have thoughts on Super Micro? I already have a stake, and I'm thinking of doubling down after last week's dip. HPQ seems like another undervalued pick in the computer hardware industry.
>>62367134Management is retarded and corrupt but their hardware is essential in the data centre buildout. I would dip a nut but not the whole shaft.
>>62366821Financially speaking, billions must die.I personally hope to be unemployed soon so I can go outside to walk amongst the trees.
>>62366650Hoo yaa! Buying the dip!
>>62367139That's basically what I thought. It's a 10% of your portfolio kind of stock, not 25%+.
>>62367134They have had accounting scandals, export control scandals, and more.
>>62367142these things can actually kill and eat you
>>62366819AI makes Palantir obsolete.>>62366863>temporary
>>62367152You can also kill and eat them
>>62366668A specific reason is that the benefit of these Indices holding the shares is that they won't sell until their rebalancing date. And that date just happens to be after shares are released from lockup. So if you wanted to keep the valuation as high as possible for your investors until then, Indices are the best tool for it.
Has anyone gotten into genetic testing for signals? Currently giving it a shot having CUDA do the heavy lifting but I'm not sure what data to test.
>>62367155it's a man eat crab world
>>62367166The only crab I eat is Crabitha
>>62367134Super deado. The market has decided to invest in Cisco instead.
>>62367159>macro series: urinatewdtmbt?
>>62367176>hair dryerits a heat gun.
>>62367134I made a pretty penny after crappy EY wouldn’t sign off on their books. The scandals are a good time to buy it seems. None of the scandals point to them not doing the work and having a profitable business. They are however too sketchy for me to ever double down on an original hypothesis
>>62367185>he never dried his hair with a heat gunKWAB
>>62367191>he never dried his hair what hair?
I wonder what happened to the guy at the Motley Fool who wrote the >should I buy voo??article every other week now that he will be seamlessly replaced by AI. I wonder if they just straight up liquified him and and turned him in a nutrient rich slurry for the remaining humans. There is just no point in that guy existing anymore.
Predictions for KOSPI in a few hours? Up? Down?
Be careful about buying value when their prices are tanking due to disruption.it's a classic mistakemost of the time, it doesn't work out.
is value investing even a real fucking thing or did warren buffet just get lucky and benefit from insider info and the past 50 years of line always going up
>>62367203Reverse circuit breakers
>>62367134Both look good but I must warn you with Nintendo stock history there is always a big ass dead cat bounce that lasts for months after a steep drop. This hasn't happened yet. And I suspect that Nintendo's 10 year ladder broke. Reason why I am looking at other industries. I will wait a little longer for Nintendo. Still interested. Just not now.
>>62367218“Value” is shorthand for “I’m 2 kool for hype-cycles”
>>62367204GIS, KHC, CPB, MKCi liked the GIS pick anon was shilling awhile ago but i thought about it and aldi's, costco, walmart have all just undercut them with their own brands and there's no reason why that would reverse. their margins are probably just permanently gone.
>>62367197
>>62367223nyaaa
Having stocks in an index be weighted by marketcap is disgusting because even if you have a broad index something like anthropic or space x and just come in and bring the index down with their trillions in marketcap.
>>62367218Value investing is retarded. Just because something is cheap doesn't mean anyone will want it. Growth investing is more legit.
Can someone please tell me if there is something weird going on in the markets lately?Because I have been peculiarly horny recently.
>>62367155These crabs actually have shitty meat. You are better off eating humans and blaming it on the crabs like it was an accident.
>>62367239
this is the big onewe gaan. bitcoin confirmed it, already pumping
>>62367218i've seen AVUS being advertised here but i just can't tell why it's better than VTI it DOES seem to have better returns consistently than VTI but the fees are much much higher it seems to me like value-chasing pretty much nets you the same dips and spikes as index etfs, but ~10% better.
>>62367261Babe it's a Gemini New Moon, a period heavily focused on curiosity, setting intentions, and clear communication. Overall, the cosmic atmosphere encourages following genuine interests and adjusting your trajectory based on new information rather than forcing tangible progress.
WE ARE SO BACK SMIGGERS & SMIGGUETTES
POOMP IT
>>62367275What about Bibi? Has he gotten the memo?
Risk asset bros.. I got a good feeling about this
>>62367238that worked so well i tried "bull trap"
>>62367284Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Work keeps you busy, but your natural charm and networking skills will help you power through even the most challenging tasks.
So this deal will be bump PM's and lower Energy, right?
>>62367285What was the point of all of this?
>>62367275Good thing I bought on fridayToo bad I sold sndk
>>62367134super micro is my go-to for server equipment their shit is great and just werks. plus they don't have a lot of vendor lockin shit compared to other mfg. but their antics get them in investor trouble.
>>62367275Either>They gonna rug. Or>It's for real this time and the markets can now price in rate cutsThe fact this is happening in the week of the first fomc meeting is kinda sus...
>>62367284Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Your mood might fluctuate slightly today under the current lunar transits. Treat yourself to some downtime and relaxation this evening.
>>62367285???Did they actually do the docusign? I don't fucking understand what happened lmao
futes in 20
>>62367284Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): With the Moon in your sign, trust your intellect to solve tricky problems. Sharing your joy with others will boost your overall well-being.
>>62367288>“Why did Bibi have to do a fucking attack?” Trump says in a call with Axios. “I was so pissed off. I let him know. He has no fucking judgement. I let him know that.”Troomp is doomping beeb and poomping the stonkzFUCK BIBIPOOMP BITCHES
>>62367294What is the point in any of this my smig?Volatility, cooling markets when they overheat and revving them up when they cool. Trump is our maestro and we are playing to his janky tune.
>>62367284Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): You’ll feel like things are finally falling into place. Take care of your health, as you might finally shake off lingering fatigue.
>>62367300pakistan confirms it.you know, the most trustworthy party in this whole mess. pakistan. unironically.what a fucking cuckshow.
>>62367285COMING SOONIRAN DEAL 19: THE ISRAELI CONNECTIONTHIS TIME... IT'S THE REAL DEAL
>>62367275Bitchud had a girthy pop
>>62367284Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): If you've been feeling overworked, today is a good day to hit the brakes. Focus on self-care and get some much-needed rest.
>>62367285I really really want to read through a full compilation of his tweets from the last 5 months.
>>62367317I want to hope this is a good thing but past experiences have taught me to think this is just more market manipulation. Although in the event this is an actual agreement that both sides signed off on I'm a little worried on what kind of concessions Iran is getting out of this if an agreement was announced and reached this quickly.
>>62367291>>62367238Cute
>>62367284Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): You are filled with positive, dynamic energy. Outdoor activities will appeal to you, and gentle meditation will yield great mental clarity.
Uhhhh I have fucking puts… am I fucked tomorrow?!?!
>>62367284Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): Recent days may have felt exhausting, but today encourages you to lean into positive emotions like hope, loyalty, and optimism.
>>62367284Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Despite a potentially busy or hectic day, you'll feel completely in your element. Social bonds and deep feelings take center stage.
>>62367328What part of bears get the rope don't you understand bobo?Look at shitcoin its fucking mooning, you are so utterly fucked. Thanks for agreeing to buy at record all time highs though you're really helping out the team :3
>>62367293Silver probably. Gold is dead. Central banks aren't going to start buying again based on a tweet.>>62367291This meme picture is transphobic. I have never "trapped" anyone, I always reveal upfront.
>>62367328>I have fucking putsLmao
>>62367284Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Your confidence is riding high thanks to past hard work. Prioritize your health and make time to connect with family.
>>62367323inb4 >it's an agreement to start working on an agreement >bibi chimps the fuck out again >we're back to dumping
>>62367284Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Your confidence is growing, and personal or professional advancement is highly certain today. Just be mindful not to let your emotions scatter.
>>62367275How is the Lebanon part going to be enforced? Does the deal give Iran the right to nuke Israel if they violate it?
>>62367328the fact that netyahoo hasnt said anything should have the momos worried
Gemini: You will shit diarrhea tonight
Dont care full porting into the massive oil dip.Deal is fake and gayIsrael will fuck it upIran will bomb againMassive dip to 50s - 60s usd range, worth the buy
>>62367275Praise jesus
>>62367344>bibi chimps the fuck out againthis is really the core risk
>>62367284Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): You are excellent at managing your emotions today. It’s a great day for focusing on your fitness and physical well-being.
>>62367284Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Your hope will bloom like a vibrant flower today. If you are living with family, try to find a little quiet time to avoid feeling overwhelmed
>>62367351>Oil baggots fighting a war that ended years ago>Like the Japanese imperial army holdouts on atoll islands>There is nobility in their suicidal denial and dedication to their delusionOil is going to be under $70 end of June.
>>62367291You can see the bulge. That's not a trap.
>>62367323Of course it's market manipulation. This latest deal will last a couple days then business as usual. Just buy on Tuesday and get out by the weekend as usual.
>>62367320>My internet meme coin is unaffected by real life events>Retard pumps on news
>>62367362Top fucking kek
Iran claims that a deal was reached but includes Iranian control of SOH and forcing Israel to withdraw from Lebanon
i got a semi just reading thishttps://www.techspot.com/news/112759-openai-anthropic-cant-afford-have-everyone-use-ai.html
I hate faggots and blacks
>>62367328McFucked™
>>62367375
POOMP POOMP POOMP
>>62366666Checked and holdem pilled. Perfect analogy
>Trump Says Deal With Iran Is Now Complete, Hormuz to Openis it?
>>62367346Sounds legit. I'm long FTSE and the news is looking good, mind's a bit haywire rn though. Such a stressful year. Deciding what drink to buy tonight.
>isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62367396Dubs & you drink an entire bottle of buckfast
>this non-binding letter of intent will totally make da market moon! lets gooooooo guise!permabulls are such simple-minded creatures kek
>>62367381
>>62367342Makes sense to me, will just leave everything to pump away in the background
>it's a MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING >official signing won't happen until FRIDAY lol lmao market's gonna pump anyway get ready fellas
Trump wanted a deal and his gay little ufc event on his birthday so he's trying to brute force it through by conceding a bunch, awww
>>62367347None of this is real, dude. The next admin is going to wipe their ass with anything Trump produced the way Trump wiped his ass with the JCPOA. Nothing matter. This is all just fake and gay poomp.
>>62367405It has pumped on far less
I hope the deal includes Israel ceding its nukes
>>62367398THEY NEED TO MAKE THE HAT GUYS TO PUBLICALLY SAY THEY WILL STOP WTF
>>62367382Is this real?
>>62367408wtf is this
my god....
JESUS CHRIST BIBI NUKED BEIRUT IN RESPONSE DON'T CHECK FUTURES
boing
oil went to $0
it's happening!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAOH FUCK THAT IS FUNNYKEK OIL BAGGOTSEKOILBAGGOTS
How will panicans ever recover
>>62367398Da Big Yahoo
>>62367413What nukes?
>>62367408how many pallets of cash is he gonna send them?
Kek oilers
Peace has been achieved but the missiles and bombings will continue, thank you for your attention to this matter
How and why is oil staying above fucking 80
We gaan doesn’t mean what some of you chuds think it does
>>62367448Why is oil not in the 70s or 60s wtf
>>62367408Trump this Friday in Switzerland when Iran doesn't come to sign the deal:
>>62367448Paper oil is not real.
Fakest and Gayest peace deal ever
>>62367456>>62367448Oil baggots' final stand, like the Alamo. They won't survive the night, just wait for KOSPI opening bell for sub $80 oil.
Netanyahu says that Israel is not bound by Lebanese clause in agreement and will not withdraw from Lebanon - Israeli media
Oilbro your spirit lives on
Silver up, hoes down.
BOBO. EMERGENCY. MEETING.The entire week long bear market has been completely recovered with a little extra and we're heading for new aths.
>>62367285>toll freekeklollmao even
>>62367448It's probably going back up because there's going to be 2-3 more months of oil deficit from whenever the straits reopen
ah, so nothing happened again. Come, mediate.
interesting article by Satya on AI, considering MSFT is widely regarded as being 'behind' and badly positioned for it.it does seem like Satya is acutely aware of the very real possibility of losing the race
Can oil scam pump one last time to $100 so I can sell my oil calls at a profit? I promise I will never buy oil calls ever again..
>>62367476Is this it bobobros? Is this the bobopocalypse?
>>62367471Fuck Rajesh. This is exactly how I lost money and it hurts.
>>62367483Finally for the first time in history the strait of hormuz is open.
>>62367448You won't understand when the strait is open (like, actually open, and ships actually sailing) and oil will be back to 90+.I eagerly await that day, because it will happen, and it will be the funniest shit ever.
>1 side said its over>1 side hasnt said anythinguhh both sides have to say its overthe jews will be bombing lebanon by tomorrow morning again
>>62367238No look. The double dead cat bounce of 2010-11. 2018 dead cat bounce. 2022 dead cat bounce. When there is a big drop in Nintendo stock there is a big long bounce. I don't know if this is normal for Japan or it is just young investors being too gung-ho and impatient to buy Nintendo stock. I am sorry if you were OP in that Nintendo thread but you could be holding onto that stock for several years before you break even. Does you get good dividends? If the ladder truly broke it cold be in for the long haul.
>>62367491You had so many chances to get out. Enjoy your bags.
>>62367426OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62367493If we continue to new highs, this is definitely clearing out the very last bobo remnants.
>>62367132MUanon is fair but GRRR was trash for like 5 months until it started rallying again
Looks like tomorrow is gonna be a BULL RUSH, RIP oil
>>62367291I wanna suck his cock
Iran says entering into the 60 day ceasefire is conditional on verification of US and Israeli commitments
>>62367426boing
still waiting for benjamin to say something pick up the phone please
>>62367500Is this real? I saw a pepe mural in london once, he was eating tendies or something. it's gone now.>>62367501It's almost as if video game stocks are cyclical.
goldbaggies can put the rope down (atleast for the time being)
>isnt there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62367507Please don't litter
>>62367529>It's almost as if video game stocks are cyclical.with a rapidly dropping fertility rate, combined with ever more seductive social media tech, i am ultra bearish on interactive media in general, especially gaming.ofcourse, nintendo could pivot into something new and innovative.
W-Wait a second I've seen this play>MU de-risk sell off into weekend>neon green bullish candleI'm ready MUUanons
>>62367284What do you guys think her portfolio looks like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2JWJYLNUq4
>>62367527I CALLED YOU ON MY CELLPHONELATE NIGHT WHEN I NEED OIL UP
>>62367511I agree, GRRR has been trash since March last year that was the accumulation phase, a particularly lengthy one.But it will return to glory this year. I have been in an out of GRRR since 2024. Wave 2 is complete, we are in the early stages of an explosive wave 3 that will see new highs well above the previous $45 top.
>>62367518So they have not signed yet and the US is already removign the blockade. How does one read this? Why even is the blockage gone? didn't he say he'd keep it until the nuclear thing is solved? Didn't he actually demand complete surrender. Now he's lifting the blockade before the 60 day ceasefire that will be used to discuss nuclear stuff is signed lmao
>>62367218Small cap value is scientifically proven to outperform the market. The only thing to ever be proven to do it.
>>62367448Oil bros don’t care about TACOs anymore.They just watch reserves.
>>62366552what has he heard
>>62367537Low fertility is actually bullish for videogames. Adults have more time to play.>>62367540Fuck MU. Got burned. "undervalued" they said "buy the dip" they said
Good thing I'm not holding any shorts, buy my shit stocks ike ADBE and NOW are probably not going to get any pumpWhy do I buy absolute garbage stocks that Wall Street hates?
>>62367549Its just for time bean, Net and yahoo will probably bomb Iran in one business day and we’re back to square one for Taco-nomics
Iran says that the mou signing is conditional on funds being unfrozen and blockade lifted and Israel ending its operations in Lebanon
>>62367564>He paperhanded one of the select few producers of the world's most in demand commodity >He thinks a forward PE of 7 is too rich and got shaken outFuck you baggot I hope your port rotsMU will be a $2.5T company EOY27 at a bare minimum.Trump admin might even take a lil slice.
>>62367567you are secretly hoping for a 10x.accept that you're too late for that and grab the 40% gain thats still waiting for semicons.
>>62367549He’s getting scammed they’re just going to move every ship they can full of oil then reneg on whatever they promised him.Trump is a dumb fucking geezer.
What does this mean for the majority of stock prices tomorrow?
>>62367584It go up
>>62367584Retard pump as usual
I had to stop using Twitter the amount of delusional meta and Adobe bagholders has gotten tiresome
>>6236758415% vertical green dildo on the minute candle, bears continue pulling their fingernails out, etc.
>>62367584i'm hoping for some exit opportunities
>>62367593I know people inside meta and morale is rock bottom and everyone is looking at how they can jump ship
>>62367599Elaborate pleash :3
>>62367584It means 0DTE spy calls
Ok I give up.I'm just gonna join the bandwagon and buy SOXL, NVDA, etc.
what do i buy at 9:30 tomorrow at market price for the biggest possible gain?
>>62367603>>62367603>>62367603
>>62367580this, anons really throwing away a guaranteed 2x so they could potentially get a 10xngmi
>>623676080DTE SPY calls ATMbigly (don’t but at 9:30 watch where it goes)
>>62367599ngl i have been quietly eyeing jobs at meta, on the basis that management will want a clean slate with fresh meat without vendettas
>>62367531I need GLD to hit at least $450 before I remove the noose. By my calculations, could be anywhere between 20 - 240 years from now.
>>62367433Kek>>62367475Based
>>62367593>>62367599I'm a meta baggie too. I'll admit there is nothing going for this stock. Between the metaverse and their shitty models, they have wasted billions with nothing to show for it. They don't have any tricks left up their sleeves either aside from maybe buying TikTok (which they'd overpay out the ass for). This is just another slow growth boomer stock with their staple products (instagram, facebook, whatsapp). The market is pricing that in.
>>62367537Keep in mind when Gen X retires they will probably be playing lots of video games with their extra spare time. The ones who can that is. There are still children and man children they can sell video games and toys to in the meantime. Just wont be as big of a thing for a while.
>>62367239The world is a rich tapestry
>>62367159Throw everything you can think of at it. Star maps, birth rate charts, everything. And every possible way of relating data to other bits of data. Genetic algos are all about throwing massive amounts of shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
