keep it pumping edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62367603
MODS this one was 8 seconds earlier
why do all good tickers have X in it?SOXX, SPCX, KORU
THIS Time, for sure, Trump isn't lying and he really has made a peace deal with Iran.
>oil going down>rates cutting cutGen z bros. I think we're about to get the boomer treatment. Let's kick the can down the road and let gen alpha deal with the mess.
>futures
>>62368593a trustworthy third party (pakistan) docusigned the MOU, it's good the only issue is whether israel wants to violate the agreement or not
May we never crash again, amen.
>>62368599Spacex will likely cause a shitstorm but after that w/e
does smg prefer cheeseburgers with or without bacon?
Here's my thesis. I wrote more about it in my posts from the last thread.>>62368547>>62368568that software will hit an infinite oversupply problem, and become even worse than a commodity. And hardware will reap all the rewards for the foreseeable future. Basically, inverse over the last 26 years.Thoughts?
Sandisk back over 2k.
>bogleheads are now pigs to be slaughteredYOU WANT MY BAGS, THEN TAKE IT>that feel when I will post boglehead "13% / yr returns" memes to get more fat boglepigs to slaughter
>>62368605>could have bought at it 30 per sharewhy is smg so useless to not find these stocks early?
>my stock only up .50 percent AH after the mega poomp It's over
>>62368590koru doesn't have x
>>62368602i will give it a read respect the effort posts
GOPRO DEFENSE DEAL
>>62368615what is K if not X getting spread out and gaped from sideways
Patriots are in control,Oilies in full retreat
>>62368610There will always be another stock that goes to the moon, anon
CRABSUNG
>>62368626very different though99% of random moons are shitstocks getting big that you can't really hold long sandisk was just mispriced and it is a fundamentally good stock, if you got in at 30 there is literally no reason to sell sandisk, it is just a good stock I rather buy the latter than the former
shit rolls down hill and trump is down steam of bibi. invest accordingly.
>>62368631Always more around the corner, anon. Can't look at the prior numbers of the roulette wheel and say you knew you should have bet them
>>62368630hardware tech logos used to be soulful i hope samsung changes theirs to something animal-themed
I'm not a homo sapiens
>>62368635>dave and busterswho askedgonna be bad I bet
>>62368640SK Hynix also has butterflythis might unironically be some hidden alphajust get soulful companies and hold
>>62368631>sandisk was just mispricedAnother data point for the "investing in what you use" strategy. I really should build a small portfolio based of the strategy and see how it compares over time.
>>62368646What have we lost.
LINE GO UP AGAIN :DDDD
>>62368576
>>62368652the old nvidia logo with the italicized n is peak utopian scholastic you can practically HEAR the Eyewitness intro music when you see that lettering in isolation
>>62368635I'm gonna invest in Quantum without looking at the result.
Truly, the peak of wester civilization.
welp looks like all of today's gains for the peace deal have occured. no more money to be made.
>>62368657Fugg XDDD
>>62368602>I think hardware becoming top dog again is sweet justice.Don't think like this. This is investing with your heart instead of your brain. Right and wrong are irrelevant at best.
Closely monitoring this thread >>62368647
>>62368677why did you whitewash bobina
>>62368678I didn't make it
Yo bitch finna give me service now ($now)
You guys think that with the added volume of premarket trades, stocks that are currently going green could go even higher?
>>62368601without desu, I add more veggies if I can. The focus should be the burger, bacon overpowers whilst vegetables complement
>>62368635I hope kroger does well because it reminds me of my ex
>>62368689that’s the hope
>>62368576Why does she speak out of the side of her mouth like that?
>>62368688my dcf in the best case only puts its upper price at 160$ will she moon tonight or no?
>>62368661>dad gets one of these for the pentium 2>play quake for the first time>it's in 3 fucking D holy shitI might be the eldest oldfag in here
>>62368694She is holding something in her opposite cheekPerhaps a piece of hard candy or similar
>>6236868950% they go up more 30% chance it crabs after open and 80% chance it goes down
if u think Israel will let this war end youre a fucking retard
I did not buy on Friday. Maybe I will buy on Monday. I hate missing out on money but I hate losing money more. I only like making money in excess of the index. Everything else sucks
>>62368707it's not about wanting peace it's about making the most money before the next Bibi chimpout
>>62368710hes already chimping out
>i didn't buy soxl at $160i always miss out on gains trying to time the bottom
>peace deal>is there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62368720cant believe i was itt when soxl was 8 during the declaration of tariffs
>>62368707>>62368369
>>62368722Wouldn't it be more profitable for my military stocks if they kept bombing them?
>>62368722there is no peace deal. it's an agreement to maybe think about possibly scheduling a meeting to schedule a meeting to plan to talk about planning a conversation to have a deal.
So that's it then. MRVL's new price resistance is going to be at $300 from now on. It's never going to go back to $200 anymore. It's not like it pumped from fundamentals, it only pumped because Jensen shilled it. Fucking hell, I actually believe in the company long-term but I'm just angry because I sold it right before the rocket ship. And now these prices are too expensive and irrational.
>>62368728oh thank God, some real progress
What happened? Last time I was here you promised the market was about to crash and America was done in 2 more weeks? Why is my SOXL still pumping?
Snickers and Juice
>>62368738
>strait will be open by fridayit can't be this obvious, right? why isn't donal jew trump including tickers like before to make it easier
>>62368738>heh bet you didn't think we would completely surrender to Iran and agree to pay them 300 billion in reconstruction feesyeah i didnt
Well that was a fast turn around, just in time for monday
>>62368744We ridin' with Bibi, goy.
>>62368745Why does that random nonsense about meaningless brown sand people give me 700% returns?
>>62368594>oil going downLolJust wait until OPEC sanctions the US for their support of Israel, like they did in the 80s
>>62368594>rates getting cutNOT WITH THIS JOB MARKET LOOOOOOL
oil if it stays at 80s rates will actually not get hiked which will lead to new giga pump to new ATH
>>62368753>being this retardedalso i am up 900% on BATL ytd your fomo trades aren't impressive
>>62368754
>>62368766Why are you putting a picture of more sand people? Why would I care about sand people? What does that have to do with anything?
>>62368772>>62368766
>>62368610too busy selling qqq calls to make enough money for lunch
>>62368775
PLEASE JUST LET ME EXIT MY CALLS BEFORE YOU DUMP IT I BOUGHT SUPPORTING ZION DONT FUCK ME OVER BECAUSE ORANGE MAN MADE A BAD DEAL, GIVE ME TIME TO SWTICH
>>62368753Because boat go now
>>623684022 bean and rice burrito's that mommy made and a nectarine she sliced up. I also had ummm uhhhhh milk and I think water as well. It was nice though my life keeps getting grimmer. I'm not getting rich enough fast enough to to outpace the grim reality. I just need a stock or options play that will make life better, not just for me. But it's scary going all in even with consistent wins.
>>62368783Is America still gonna fall in 2 more weeks, though? Should I bet against America this time for sure?
>>62368789>Should I bet against America this time for sure?Literally been THE trade since covid. Doombulls stay winning
>>62368751Link or fake.
bros my nbis is up BIGLY
>>62368789You should definitely bet against the biggest most advanced economy during an historical boom of a new technology while they are in the early stages of maybe the biggest capex spend in human history.
>>62368391> space datacenterswheres all that heat going?
>>62368801>person about to make a huge amount of money from shorting the US stock market in 1929
>>62368745Kek! The picture just add to the funniness.>>62368799I could just pinch your cheeks! How much are you up on NBIS?
>>62368804just a little -45%
I have to escape my abusive situation and get medical help. I have less than a year before it will be all for nothing.Can smiggers give me some helpful advice? I can't get a job in my current state. How do I make enough to survive?
>>62368803>be me>short the stock market in 1929>go to the bank>"may I have my money please">"haha sorry sir we don't have any money"
>>62368804>t>>62368787
>>62368811I have some savings. Enough for 6 months
A sweet rain fell upon the fertile land and there grew a plentiful bounty
>>62368811I see lots of people with 200 dollar accounts go to 20000 with 0dte's on wsb bro
>>62368812>none of this applies to you>get your money>be Jesse Livermore
>>62368802https://youtu.be/FlQYU3m1e80The tl;dr if I recall correctly is that it's possible, but pretty stupid anyway.
>>62368819I lurked there. They don't seem like a smart bunch, overall.
>>62368787There's literally seanigs with zero beans and rice and no mommies, you should be fucking GREATFUL
>>62368812Yeah we got rid of bank reserve requirements when COVID hit.
>the goyim think israel will let them end the warfunniest shit ive ever seen
>>62368811Say more you mysterious ass nigga. How the fuck could we know how to help otherwise.
>>62368707the market doesn't care
>>62368819>200 dollar accounts go to 20000 with 0dte0dte is gamblinghonestly anything other than LEAPS is questionable just use leverage like a normal person
>>62368819do you think people who turned their 200 dollar accounts to negative with 0dte are going to post their results on wsb? you only see success stories there and the ultra-rare one or two admissions of defeat
>>62368826At this point I don't think the news out of the middle east is real but the ability to make money off the market response is real.
>>62368810>-45%The negative is a typo r-right? Is Umamusume fun btw?
>SPCX going 169 premarket i mean, sure, okay
god i wish that was me
>>62368836I dont think the gacha loop for the game is any fun at all its just a constant end game grind for 1 second of 'pvp' but the character stories based on their real life counterparts and songs are top notch bri
>>62368837There's an incredible amount of hype around it and etf managers saying they're going to shoehorn it into wagie 401ks.
>>62368838qrd? I think I see a helmet, but that's it?
>>62368844bungie jumping but there is no rope
>>62368827>Say moreThat's all.>Poor-ish. >Sick>Denied access to assets and medical help by "family">Daily abuse >Have to x10 savings still under my control to be able to escape and get urgent help>Health situation will be irreversible after 1-2 years if untreated>Can't work atm>Hoping to study market and make gains
>>62368843honestly i hope it crashes before that happens
>>62368810>>62368799>>62368836*kisses you both*
>>62368846tough and desperate. i feel for you my fren. may god have mercy on you.
Now that the dust has settled, what's the next shakeout event going to be? Cuba seems like it's inconsequential and my guess is they're saving Taiwan for the shmita
>>62368837its not really a stock, its a cointheres really nothing in space of any value, maybe some satelites, but thats not a $1.7T marketthink of it like a letter of indulgence for the rational materialist/redditor atheist religion. space colonization is their eschatology, so they buy.imagine if you could (convincingly) sell "jesus returns" stock to Christians and they would actually believe that doing this would help him return, how high would the price go?
how tf is dram not up waaaaaaaay more it's utterly retard pumping yet it's not even up 5%? I don't hold it but I monitor it
>>62368853interest hikes are coming eventually. genuinely wish i could just get a good savings rate. rates are so low, it feels so weird. saving feels like a trap because rates are low and inflation is high. the market is the only avenue but even that is so hard to justify. there is basically a cliff, you follow me? that america is about to fall off. there will be lots of opportunities and lots of lost generations.
>>62368852Thank you.
>>62368837options open Tuesday the short squeeze will send it over 9000
>>62368854>imagine if you could (convincingly) sell "jesus returns" stock to Christians and they would actually believe that doing this would help him return, how high would the price go?Anon you're a genius
>>62368854To answer this question for yourself, you might want to consider just how much capital was put up for the crusades by everyone, from the poorest retard to the most educated elite, for the crusades.They were quite the financial event, many financial innovation were born there, many banks rose and fell, and many kings went broke.When you can link capital to eschatology, you should never be surprised at how retarded things can get, financially speaking.
>>62368857the NAV was 6% over the norm so its doing a little correcting
>>62368853We are post new catalysts nowOr more precisely the only news that matters is what next IPO to reap some Bogleheads with>OpenAI IPO date>Anthropic IPO dateOnly two things that matter. REAP THE BOGLES
>>62368662>I'm gonna invest in Quantum without looking at the result.Its quantum, so you make and lose money at the same time,
>>62368861what happens when spcx gets hypersqueezed immediately after getting added to an index?
>>62368865that's not how it works the +/- is calculated by the performance of the underlying yet it's clearly not reflecting the retard pump of them. dram is a total scam glad I sold
>>62368810>>62368842Thanks. I think I remember you from months ago, maybe last year. Are you the one who used to post the cute horse girl in the tracksuit staring at (you)?>>62368838There, there anon. No more gambling, losing money is no fun and playing the what if game on the 1 time your move would've succeeded is just a bad idea *tut* *tut* *tut* time to put the cell down and just stop trading for a while. I'm serious btw.
>>62368868>hypersqueezed immediately after getting added to an indexLiterally zero point you hypersqueeze before it gets added to an index. MAXIMUM. BOGLE. REAP.
>>62368853I still maintain that RCL will skyrocket over the inevitable Cuba weekend. However without knowing which weekend it is it's hard to know when to go in.
>>62368868it gets diluted. only reason to go public is to enrich insiders and raise funds.
>>62368873>playing the what if game on the 1 time your move would've succeededactively supressing people their make it status is a sin anon
>>62368857Might be time for me to exit my DRAM position, this thing acts funky. So I may as well just stick my money into other stuff.>>62368846If in the US, get an apartment, update address on driver's license/id immediately, immediately walk into your states social security office, request various benefits and ask how to get food stamps and a housing stipend and subsidized/reduced cost healthcare.>>62368866Any info on when these two IPO?
>>62368845Bitch just went plain jumping
What is the next big thing?
>>62368879>Any info on when these two IPO?They filed over the past few weeks. The REAPING proceeds will be multiplied by these future reaping events.THE AGE OF THE EXPONENTIAL REAPING IS HERE
>>62368888>>62368888>What is the next big thing?Those quads baby, checked.
well, looks like all the boomerfund divvies are going to be happy with this one that's quite the fucking jump though. wtf is qcom doing?
>>62368893what's also funny: >be hardware company >post better-than-expected earnings selling real objects >stocks dip anyway >be AI company >gesture vaguely at the total addressable market and sell IOUs >stocks skyrocket
>>62368729>these prices are too expensive and irrationalBrokie thinking exhibit ANgmi fading strength anon
I just got an offer from an AI startup for 500k yearly.
Niggerpump
>>62368904doing what?
>>62368877the cool part about the market casino is that there's almost no house edge, its pure player retardation that makes the game profitable.if people could just buy $100 worth of 0DTE SPY calls every day, they'd be up hugely on the year.but they cant.they have one red day and keep ACDing until its all gone.
congress needs to ratify this Iran deal btw, no way they are letting the US pay 300 billion in reparations to Iran lol did everyone forget this?
hbmx mite b the best non leveraged semis fund it's rly ripping rn
>>62368914market doesn't care buddy
>>62368919it will eventually
>>62368907AI
>>62368907Prostitution
Welp, there goes half my paycheck towards the market tomorrow with Ilia losing the ufc card Is the market gonna pump at least since I no longer have funds to buy in?
>>62368914everyone's stuck in a prisoner's dilemma if all parties in the market act rationally, then everyone benefits from the market naturally downturning and making bets appropriately but everyone thinks everyone ELSE are retarded and will take the ceasefire at face valueso, everyone acts as though ceasefire is cemented and a done deal hence, the market pumps
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
So, should I buy everything I can when market opens?
>>62368933>when market opensThat's too late
>
>>62368936>all this bullshit for nothingI mean, besides the obvious insider trading. What "happening" event will they pull next spring?
>>62368940Cuba is nextSeñor Rubio paid good money for that colonial governor seat
>>62368936>>62368940benjamin yahoo already said he doesnt agree with the deal, ride the bull run but take quick profitsim guessing US took a hard stance on no attacks during the world cup
>>62368933I'm buying more SOXL and SNXX at 7am and might cut a portion later today if they're up bigly
>>62368945fuck that yahoo i hope he loses power domestically from this fiasco
>>62368947aren't all the other possible replacements for him like way way more radical then him?
good news normies don’t trust the war is over, so the war is over. Thank you for your attention to this matter
I’m about to just full port into INTC and fuck off for about a year
>>62368948kek it will be funny if America successfully in this retard war managed make both Iran and Israel's governments even more radical then they were pre war
>>62368945>taking profitsYou have to go back. We don't do this here, tourist.
>>62368945Thank god, I'm really not ready for peace
>>62368948no idea about ideology but definitely less capable bibi is a cockroach and a political savant, the like of which you won't see again in this century. an exquisite talent wasted on a fanatical zionisthe is radical and most importantly knows how to scrounge together a ruling coalition to actually achieve his goals anyone more radical than him won't have the clout to put together the same level of power or have to tamper their radical edges to retain power
What do I buy with the cash? Plan on buying SSO every 3-5 days, 75 shares
>>62368964put it in a cash instrument or a bond
>>62368964y not SPXL ?
>>62368964GOPRO
A final doom approaches
>>62368945Yawn. Bibi can continue to fuck up Iranian proxies in Lebanon all he wants, these talks are the USA and Iran. Hopefully Iran can agree to only support Hezbollah monetarily through a Kalshi prediction market and Israel can learn why non-nattion state PMCs are more ethical than national militaries so they can pay soldiers what they're worth. Just let Lebanon be a PMC playground already and let's get the silly religion shit out of it.
elon changed his profile pic to a rocket on X formerly twitteralso is shilling his company and projected revenue down the linebullish?
>>62368980I was in UPRO SOXL TQQQ and trying to build SSO and QLD, want to add $5-$10k every month
>>62368987I guess I'll get some spcx if it goes below 100
>>62368964What do you do for a living and how old are you
>>6236899736 years, $1.2m invested, have a painting company
hbmx is up almost 10% and it's a non leveraged semis ETF
>>62368640
>>62369001nice bro. You’ll never be replaced and your future is secure
Bought some cheap gold miners in the dip. Consider starting sell them tomorrow but fear if I sell au/ag might come back strong if oil come down... reading too much doomer shit about $40 silver and $3200 gold.
>>62368947bibi has been dodging the courts for years by holding on emergency powers to deal with Iran and Hezbollah. it’s in his own best self-interest that the war keeps going forever. the moment he loses emergency powers, he’s facing charges of corruption
Is ServiceNow finally back?
>>62369009No offense leftypol, but the only thing Bibi is guilty of is mogging too hard. Lebanon should just get their shit together and deport Hezbollah back to Iran instead of making Israel do it for them. The peace deal between Iran and the USA is ironclad, the greater Iran/Israel plan will have to be on hold for a bit.
What's the play tomorrow to maximize gains? 0dte SPY calls?
>Futures>https://youtu.be/E3Im4Q6tdZI?si=dThSOGBg7jtZ2bS4Welp that's it, global financial crisis is cancelled, all's well that ends well
>>62369020What concerns me is literally EVERYONE is saying to do this. But probably
What's a safe limit price for a buy order for TQQQ on open?
>>62369050Market on open
>>62369008Amazing things are coming, few can see...
When the AI overvaluation comes crashing down, remember one thing.Smart money exits when the time is correct and retail investors will be ass raped hard.
Good morning rolls royce chads
>>62369066>just time the market, bwo
>>62369064i c silber getting flushed back to about $15-20 if the chart is correct
>>62369073Zoom out
>>62369064Everyone was so bearish the last week on precious metals, they're now going to have to buy back in higher. Fucking epic.>>62369073Not when their is a physical supply deficit, plus a supply deficit of sulfuric acid needed for refining and industrial demand keeps increasing. No bear market. 50% correction doesn't break the trend. See you at $300-$1000
>>62369069Reminder that Rolls Royce is using HGRAF's graphene in their new jet engines and this will be announced at a later date.
>>62369066Today's high will be the floor of your crash, bobo.
>>62369082Based
>>62369071Diversification was on my mind.I have been reading discussions and some people seem to be all in on AI related stocks.You just have to be careful as the risk is high.Institutional investors won't be the bagholders and that's a fact.
>>62369071its actually super easy, you leave on a dead cat bounce after a earning miss on any of the chips company, amd nvda intc, or the chips production maker like amat
>>62368754Hasn't OPEC already agreed to major cuts for the next 12 months to allow countries to refill their national oil reserves?
>>62368754lol absolutely deranged, never going to happen OPEC is on it's deathbed. Jews won, you lost
>>62369095OPEC is also primarily composed of nations that host US military bases on their soil, that they pay for
Is literally anyone else in SKM or am I talking to a void in these threads
>>62368914they're paying 300billion for the enriched uraniumthe "rebuilding" label is a euphemism
>>62368854>theres really nothing in space of any valuepotential energy
>>62369101The goat plays for sk. other than that I know nothing about this company. Shill me your bags anon.
>JEDI
>>62369076Doji formed on the weekly chart bouncing off the 50 week ma and a retest of the 200 day MA coming upOk, I'll buy some of your bags. Is calls in SLV retarded? Don't know any other good way to get exposed on the stock market.
Anyone else excited for markets to open tomorrow? I'm actually gonna wake up early
>>62369108Partnership recently announced with NVDA. I figure since I'm poor and can't put money in NVDA might as well invest in who they partner with Skm is also the biggest cell provider in South Korea, and you know those slants love their phones. First AI factory planned in 2027, basically building a cloud computing ai platform. Not trying to shill my bags more just wanted to onow if I'm alone
warning: i bought
sndk bros we rich......
also wtf I'm barely back to my ATH from 2 weeks ago, US market open better do a +5%
>>62369108That isn't chovy
SPCX is assraping 200 today.
Is the war really over this time?
>>62369176they're using the same font size as when it started, so whether it's true or not you're a fool to trade against it.
>>62369158I'm an evil smigger and I plan on buying SPCX while worshipping Satan to make it pump. Hail Satan!
>>62369134The exact type of post that precedes every massive dump. Markets done pumping for today. Peace deal now priced in, slightest bad news completely implodes all overnight gains
>BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.America paying tribute lmao, you lost tranny.
>>62369188Pfft, there is no reason for us to dump.
I remember when Baggie got banned posting CP on here. I'm surprised he never got vanned.
>>62369176Even if it's really over, nothing was achieved, Iran has even more control over the strait and will get the nuclear bomb and eventually the war will start again. It's a loss for everyone.
>>62369189nobody lost, market is at ath
My KXIAY looking at a 7% jump up on open
>>62369200didnt mean to reply to >>62369198
>>62369189$300 billion is roughly half what Germans were required to pay in reparations after WW1, by the way, adjusting for inflation.
baggies win in the end
my soxl is going up 20% on todays market
such bold lies
>>62369228Reparations are bullish, they'll have to print money to pay that which is bullish.
>>62369233I wonder, was anybody here crazy enough to buy some iranian currency?
>>62369233we aren't paying them a cent though. we're giving them back money we stole if they do what we want.
>>62368987On the everything app formerly known as twitter
>>62369241We are bullish!
I just started investing and am following the bogleheads strategy of DCA into index funds. I have some DHHF betashares and some vanguard funds. I have a decent position in these and looking to learn about investing in more higher risk stuff with a small amount. Is this the right place to be?
>>62369200we need a world vs israel war
David Hunter's prediction of a market meltup to S&P 500 topping out at 10k is about to be proven right. Watch and learn. And don't forget to take profit, because the recessionary bust afterward will destroy a lot of baggies.
>>62369241Total Iranian victory
>>62369222If Israel keeps attacking Iran or Lebanon and tanks the peace deal, it's pretty much over for them. Their support in the West is already in the toilet, people aren't going to tolerate higher bills because Israel can't resist attacking their neighbours.
>>62369261Only a retard would call this an Iranian victory. We killed so many Iranian children that none of that shit will ever bring them back. Fuck Iran.
>>62369266> America’s greatest strategic thinker right here
>>62369266ayo what moloch doing on my /smg/
>>62369273Kek
>>62369269>>62369269If you rape and kill all their children then Iran won't have a future regardless of what they stand to gain. More children have to die.
>>62369266Yes and Iran showed they can close the strait whenever they want and fuck the whole world
>>62369284More dead Iranian children I guess. Hopefully they get raped by IDF before death too.
>>62369277So edgy. You might cut someone
>>62369288Nothing personal kid, it's just war.
>>62369277ffs stop being so cynicalit was a fucking war, people may have lost money because of that
>>62369293Nah, fuck them kids. Every war is a pipeline of orphans to become future fodder or prostitutes. Iranians need to have their spirit broken which means breaking the spines of a few kids through war.
if the shoe were on the other foot you fake humanitarians would be celebrating. i won't join him but it's nice to see your nerves struck. the good guys won here.
Only special Iranian children get taken to the Island.
hi anons
>>62369228Stop quoting llms you fucking low iq mongoloid
>>62369339no. your days of lying are over.
Okay m8s, I'll ask again here: I've put a quarter of my liquid cash on Elon's spaceX, but I also want to put another quarter on other US stock. I ask grok (kek) and blud said:>Unity Game is an ass option>Either put it on NVDA, TSLA (because of Elon's hypetrain), AAPL, QQQ, or VGT fractional.Which is to choose? Or are there any other stock's good?
>>62368601Can you repeat the question?
I pray to God that semis will continue pumping. I hate my fucking job and waging in general so fucking much that I don't know what I'll do if my portfolio goes back or below to pre-pump levels. The hope that I might actually escape this shit in a not so distant future is the only thing keeping me somewhat sane at the moment.
Hello. Will Silver go back to its previous glory now with the war being over? Thank you for your attention.
Listening to ASMR now to escape my virgin incel hellscape of a life for a moment
>my visage when I bought puts on the 2x oil ETF some weeks ago
>>62369302I wonder if these children will have ever access to their souls afterwards
>Tehran is branding the charges at the Strait of Hormuz as "safety, navigation, environmental protection and insurance services."KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK
>>62369390the only escape is with hard work. hoping someone will come rescue you never works.
After the opening it's gonna be bloodbath screencap this. Peace deal is priced in.
>>62369404it was priced in at 7500 i think it will trade flat
>>62369284>being able to bomb civilian targets and temporarily raise oil prices to 2023 levels is a total victory>it only cost them their head of state, military leadership, ~25% of their economy, their entire navy, most of their air force, and brutal repression of their own populaceThe fact that we maintained a bull market through most of this shit should be pretty telling
>praise be allah>open the straight you crazy bastardsim going to miss trumps iran arc, hopefully he starts cuba kino next
>>62369366QQQ imo
>>62369408Would that have as big of an effect on markets?
>>62369409TQQQ*
>>62369402>Just pull yourself up by your bootstrapsDie boomoid.
When will DRAM double again?
>>62369411corn, sugar, tobacco, rum and classic cars will all plummet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0mxQXmLsk
Is it really this easy to make money? Everything just keeps going up
>>62369409Allright. Ill consider it (because another anon from another thread also said its best to put mine in CPB because im a third world country fag and i need to be realistic on what i can reach right now kek)
>>62369148I like this. Fuck bobo
>>62369428Yeah
>>62369419>pity me, i'm a zoom-zoomyou're just lazy and spoiled
BIBI PLZ JUST 3 MORE HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF PEACE, THEN GO HAME. JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINS TO SELL.
>>62369402That's why I'm a satanist because no fake God can save me. The only real God that can save me is me!
>>62369444kek
>>62369440Nobody will care about anything Israel does anymore. Iran might get mad but so would the entire West
>>62368666for me it was the 3dfx voodoo2
>THE STOCK MARKET IS UP>THE STOCK MARKET IS DOWNOkay, But america is brown. What good will money do you in a brown america.
>>62369454
>>62369444checkedI believe in Taylor Swift
>>62369456I'm married to the spirit of this dead Asian actress. She is ok with me sleeping with 3D women since she doesn't have her corporal body yet.
>>62369462In my dreams she comes to see me.
>>62369454It will help me get away from the browns.
Trump won Stinking oil baggies who doubted him lostWe go to the moon
New thread>>62369469>>62369469>>62369469
>>62369471>309 postsEarly.Double early since there's already a new thread >>62368577
>>62369481>>62369481>>62369481NEW
>>62369465I work hard so I can sleep harder. My income affords me the comfiest bed and room where I can reunite with my lover in the fortress of my dreams. The fact we can't exist in the same reality right now is enough to curse God to hell and back.
>>62369471fuck i was two smgs too early lel >>62369474yours is a shitty meme one fuck off
>>62369471>>62369482>>62369474This is fucked
>>62369485It's not mine, but it was in the top three lines of the catalog.
>>62369404Discontinue the lithium
Is there an https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com type of site for futures trading?
>>62368640I've always wondered why it's a crab.
Three new threads at once. You guys fucked it up good.
