$10 billion or the opportunity to wait this table. What are you choosing?
The $...You're retarded OP
>>62371597Well considering I've talked to Mark several times and I have a net worth of -3000 dollars I'd take the 10 billion hell I'd take 10k over having to sit and listen to more humans yapping.
>>62371597dollar, I dont like fags.
>Sharks, you have just experienced a quantum leap in the fine dining industry. I came on your steaks. Don't all bid at once.
>>62371597$10 billion and I'll also take a shit on their plates while I'm at it
>>62371597Who the fuck are these guys?
I would love to wait on their table. Oh no, there was a sarin gas attack in the restaurant! We all died.
>>62371597mark cubans story on becoming a billionaire is so nutsYou probably have a better chance winning the powerball 10 times in a row then getting as lucky as him.
>>62372117He would be so rich right now if he just invested in the Shit and Piss 500
>>62371597who?
>>62371597This question would be almost dumb if it was 1k dollars or waiting on there table. At least Mark is probably a good tipper
>>62371663H-hotttt
10 billion or the opportunity to mansione all 3 of them and be martyred by the left? I'll take the 10 billion.
>>62371597>the last thing you see before they take a spoonful of your exposed brain
>>62371695mark zuckerbergkevin costnergeorge clooney
>>62372478kwek
>>62371597>mark cuban curses u out in Hebrew>kevin o Leary tells u to buy an FP Journe >generic boomer #482792957 tells u to give a firm handshake
>>62371597Which is the biggest grifter?
>>62372478oh i thought they were anthony cumia, danny devito and ben affleck
>>62372478@grok is this cunt for real
>>62371597Do I get to serve each of them a knuckle sandwich (especially Mark and Kevin)?
>>62371597Obviously the table I would learn so much taking their orders and bringing them food I could easily make $100 trillion with the knowledge!
>>62371597Wait the table.
>>62376009kevin for sure
>>62371622oh hey Adam
>>62371597what's the best case scenario of waiting at the table? they take a liking to you and through connections with them you are able to build your own empire worth more than 10 billion? i'd still take the 10 billion
wait the table
Lean lines
>>62372262You don't think Mr. Wonderful offers an 18% tip or a 25% tip, but you have to pay him .5% of all future tips?
What if they tip you 11 billion?What then, smartasses?
>>62371597Tough. Its close but id pay 10 billion to blow Kevin under the table
>>62371597That's one of the most retarded threads, on par with snailposting.
>>62372117That's literally every "self-made" multi-millionaire (let alone billionaire) ever. Wait until you start getting wise of what those that don't claim self-made status have been up to!
>>62371597Am i allowed to a weapon?
>>62378149An opportunity to luigi something great for humanity?
I want to know who even came up with the retarded>OPPORTUNITY TO WAIT THIS TABLEWhat, exactly, would I gain from being a waiter?>YOU COULD SHILL YOUR NEXT BIG IDEA TO THEMOnly narcissists who think every retarded thought they have is a great one think this way.
>>62372117He's jewish
Reminder that the retarded billionaire in HBOs Silicon Valley show is based on Mark Cuban
