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US Iran peace deal rally
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous >>62371374
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Threadly reminder that your calls are fucked
>>62372222
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> futures
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I forgot to buy TQQQ today because I was too busy gambling on 0dte calls on SPY. I would have probably made more money
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>>62372298
your meme chart has to track money expansion
also, indexes are misleading as they drop or include new components
having money is for rich people
poor people chase pumps
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I wound up down 0.68% today on one of the greenest days the market has seen in awhile. Kill me
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>>62372314
Why did...that happen...
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>>62372298
compare it to money supply
it's nothing
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I feel for those of you who didn't just put all your money and margin into SpaceX on the initial IPO price. You'll never be a millionaire. We're taking all that money. Beg for it and we might just spare you some change. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>62372315
BAND
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Spacex is in process discovery mode. Don't get greedy. Just and idea, if it does a 2x. Take out your initial and let the rest run.
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>>62372318
Top signal btw be careful
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>>62372303
WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
NO WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>62372325
That'll never happen, bobo. It'll be $1000 this week.
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>>62372326
Kino
>>62372322
This is a sign to start a band of your own
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>>62372303
Good thing I'm all cash and straight shares now.
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>>62372329
I am not a bobo but a bull pointing out a fact. If I was a SpaceX holder I would still hold, but I'd know that, well, things are going to take a bit from here
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>>62372298
>robert shiller
lol
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Mark of the beast
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>>62372335
A slight tank is nothing compared to the growth we've already had. In fact, I think I'll sale my daughter and buy a few at the top.
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>>62372335
to make money you have to sell
sell high
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>$2,200 this week edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62372342
Buddy we need to get your port up
>>62372344
This is true...
>>62372343
Based
>>62372345
>makingmoneyoffofSneeddiskGODS
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Elon is so based
Good on him
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>>62372355
DAVEGODS WE FUCKING WON
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Kings of the Jews, turn on the money printer!!!!
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buy soxs Friday premarket ?
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Is MRVL's S&P inclusion this Friday priced in as of today? Down in after hours and can see the rest of the week being red for it.
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Chances MU earnings will disappoint?
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>>62372365
I'd think being included can't be priced in
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>>62372298
I like how they put a straight horizontal line over 1930 - 1950, 70s and 2000 - 2020. Like oh the market is going sideways, no big deal, you can always sell and get out of the market. Oh well sell at a 50% loss but it's nothing, boy, it's okay.
Fucking lying to you and not even hiding it.
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>>62372368
Buy in happens Friday after close.
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>>62372370
so buy like <5 mins before close
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>>62372366
100%. Investors have been getting cheeky and hallucinating their personal targets are always missed by 1/250000000000th.
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>>62372366
Zero. But the stock price action will. Double beat by a lot, raised guidance by a lot. Profit taking turns to panic selling, exactly like last Q where it dropped 30%

It will be extremely painful. But not for me, I'm dying to get back in and I only solded today teehee :3
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>>62372325
>Top signal btw
retarded retailers are still talking about shorting it
they're all going to get fucking liquidated and it will squeeze even higher
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>>62372366
0
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No rate hikes, heard it here first
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>I didn't buy SpaceX
Every fucking time. EVERY fucking time I KNOW some retarded fucking stock is going to run but I get cold feet.
Being a retard genuinely gets you more money.
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>>62372378
why would you want to get back
who will buy you out
zoom zooms will buy you out ? how ?
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>>62372384
>squeezing retailersGODS
>>62372366
Niggers have on idea what's about to hit them (a massive big dick candle)
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AND STILL, WHILE ALL OTHERS FALTER, SPCX SOLDIERS ON
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>>62371980
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!
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>>62372390
Who's more retarded, the retard who thinks he's too smart or the retard who makes money?
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>Israel already broke the peace deal
Lmao like clockwork.
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>>62372400
I was expecting $200 at the peak of tomorrow, to think it might reach it in AH is crazy. We might actually see $300 EOW.
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>>62372389
the rates hikes are coming later in the year. why this isn't already priced in when everyone knows already? who knows
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>>62372390
>he isn't retardmaxxing
ngmi
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>>62372413
Nope. All year. None.
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>>62372400
The poor cretins who didn't port in. Now they'll perpetually be telling themselves they'll buy the top if they enter now. Already made nearly $9000. JPMorgan HQ rooftop party invite soon. I'll be glad to finally meet smart, like-minded individuals. I've graced bottom feeders, people who are content with the worthless pennies we drop, with my presence for far too long.
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>>62372420
kek
there will be more tomorrow when options come out
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>>62372405
A buck fifty?
What did you start out with?
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>>62372420
And that is no doubt on top of his six figure student loans
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>>62372413
Retard alert.
Maybe for cuckold euros. Fed isn't going to do shit. Rents have flat lined, housing market is cold, employment numbers are okay-meh and inflation is all energy based which doesn't get moved by raising rates. Core inflation is still under the short term rate. It's the perfect environment for the fed to win by doing absolutely nothing.
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Why the fuck does MU keep going up. I've bought in and sold out of it twice in the past 4 months because I keep thinking there's no way it can go any higher, then it goes higher and I feel bad about selling.
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>>62372427
>What did you start out with?
$250,000
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>>62372420
I find solace in the fact that Reddit is losing thousands by way of shorting SPCX because nazi rocket man bad.
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>>62372431
$1500 isn't a meme
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>>62372417
>>62372430
Every single financial resources I've ever seen that isn't doomer retard fud dot com says rate hikes are coming this summer. I'd love it to be wrong but the markets are assuming this to be true already.
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>>62372431
PEG, simple as. Niggers don't get it, they just don't get it. Nobody understands it
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>>62372431
MU's momentum always dries up and leads to a mass selloff. No other stock gets beat up as much. It's not going to last.
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>>62372420
pffffffttttttttt AHAHAAHAHAA
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>>62372420
You love to see it
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>>62372435
yikes
well I hope you had a good time at least
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>>62372438
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>>62372423
https://youtu.be/AgZWuJDkwoc?t=29
its so great not having to worry about short sellers
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When is the crash coming????
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>>62372420
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>>62372450
Tomorrow
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>>62372431
if youre so sure of yourself use MUZ
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>>62372324
My thoughts exactly
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>>62372420
What a retard, the one stock that could physically go to the moon and they short it
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>>62372450
September 11th
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>>62372450
We already had the crash on 6/5
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>>62372450
if history is any indication September is the most likely down month assuming no other factors
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>>62372454
>x2 short
Holy shit
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thoughts on buying the deepest ITM calls for dram?
I was looking at $20 calls for around $52-$55 expiring in one year, seems cheaper than buying but with the same upsides
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>>62372450
Every next week since mid 2024
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>>62372450
When a women becomes president.
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Why are we typing regarded when we mean retarded?
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>>62372472
Reddit innit
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Spacex is due for a correction right?
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>>62372431
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>>62372430
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China is spending 300 billion on AI, meanwhile americans will spend 10 trillion on the 3 ai IPOs.

Will Americans get a way better return on that 10 trillion?
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sold my spacex today for the next bagholder
it was fun but I don't believe in Musk nor do I believe in SpaceX as a company so I made my quick 10% on it and now I'm gone
hoping the market continues to pump this week so that I can exit more stocks
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>>62372485
>Hope I can keep making money so I can stop making money
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>>62372305
man I don't say it enough but thanks for the /an/ crossposting it always cheer me up
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>>62372459
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Google now owns $120+ billion of SpaceX
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>>62372472
reddit has their nono words too
4chan's is s:0:y and s:m:h
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>>62372485
Unless you put on $50k on that SpaceX trade, a 10% scalp is barely enough to cover my monthly McDonald's costs.
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>>62372497
smdh et tu sois tbqh
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>>62372497
Onions isn’t a nono word. It was just overused. Same for baka
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>>62372495
nice they're going to be able to keep faking their revenues next quarter
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>>62372477
Nope
They need to drive these prices ASAP to make time for Vanguard's buying on Thursday, because when the indices are buying is when they want to exit part of their position. It might pullback after that a little, but the time will be tight because there is a huge amount of buying on the 28th.
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>desu tbqh
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>>62372507
yeah that's why there's a global replacement filter. Back when we had le hecking funny mods
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>>62372440
Enlighten us
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>>62372487
I'm looking to exit some individual stocks positions and circle back into Index ETFs & commodities to prepare for the crash due in ~6 months
I'm not trying to exit the stock market fully, of course that would be retarded, but I want to derisk my stockpicking low IQ investments
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>SpaceX surpasses TSMC to become the world's 6th most valuable company
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>>62372512
Replacing board culture words with weeb words is fucking gay as hell.
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Snickers and Juice
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Trump is gonna die of a stroke on July 3rd. Screencap this post.
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Gatorade penis
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>>62372515
Memory prices still continue to increase while the stock is still undervalued. It isn't catching up
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>>62372525
My hard drive is already full from people telling me to screenshot their posts.
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>>62372525
i hope not
he gave everyone in the world multiple great entries into world renowned stocks
you cant put a price on that
trump for 4 more years again and again!
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>>62372332
how do i get over my fear of options, ive been shares only beta
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invest in Gatorade
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>>62372533
2d65b842bc748c8e4d1505ed6623c8052d75b4634e358c6bcd0484f3f358f824
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How to I talk my boss out of putting 500k into TQQQ on a daily basis?
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WHY ARE WE DUMPING
HAS NEWS OCCURED
WHO IS IN POSESSION OF THE NEWS
GIVE IT HERE, FASTLY
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>>62372497
does mainchan have nono words?
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>>62372472
Reddit niggers infesting the thread
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>>62372558
tf is mainchan
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>>62372556
>-0.13%
Take it easy. Trump ain't dead yet.
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hi anons
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I'm from the Chinese 2channel. Suck mike hawk
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>>62372546
Tell him to do a million
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>>62372570
Kill yourself tripfag
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>>62372530
Electrolytes. Hydration.
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>>62372576
Never
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>>62372568
yeah but but it was up bigly and reversed in 1 minute,
that means NEWS HAS OCCCURED
who has it?
is it you?
are you hoarding it all for yourself you greedy little sneak?
hand me the news this instant.
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>>62372582
Did you make money today young attention seeking smigger?
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>>62372572
Kek art of the deal
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>>62372586
I don't have the news. It got away.
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Give me a quick rundown on Space X's results. Elon is refusing to leverage the usual channels to communicate financial statements.
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Imagine doubting Elon in the big 2026, year of the lord. Why did you doubt him? Why haven’t you learned by now? Elon is the physical manifestation of capital. I don’t think the average person can even comprehend let alone understand Elon Musk, but at the very least you should know to not doubt him. I feel sorry for some of you, but there’s still lots of time to buy before it’s at $500 +
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ITS FUCKING RUGGGGGGGGINNNNGGG ASAAAAAAAAAAAASASAAAAA
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>>62372420
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>>62372602
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm
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>>62372556
>>62372612
What's rugging? I got so mentally overstimulated over my imminent shuttle ride to a million, I skipped gym today. Oh! TQQQ? No, not rugging here.
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>>62372612
The bear market of the evening of June 15 2026 has begun
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>>62372426
I thought SPCX options opened on Fri?
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>>62372633
Where were you for the .003% crash of June 26?
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>>62372634
tomorrow
market is closed on friday
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Some of you are alright.
Don't go to the stock market tomorrow.
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>>62372612
KMB is still above $103 you loser. Nothing is rugging.
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>oil is going to $200
>the markets will crash below covid lows
>AI is a bubble
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How do y’all feel about Andrei Jikh?
https://youtu.be/HIBozcOlQPY?is=uhmzq_rt3sS1lxQz
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why did you tell me to not get the spacex scam?
it is pumping
rklb is snoozing
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The average 27-year old makes $190k a year

The average 32-year old has $3 million invested

The average person has a top 10% income

Remember, you’re doing worse than you think
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Much cheaper space + Ai play in Amazon
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Rate my portfolio

30% QHFIX
25% RSIT
25% QRPIX
10% TFPN
10% FFUT
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>>62372650
literally who
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>>62372655
>average
now look at median
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Perfectly normal goy
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>>62372657
>invest into blue origin
all they know is how to fail
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>>62372674
The deal is to make a deal in the next 60 days
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>>62372655
the average person is indian or chinese
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>>62372645
ahh shit what a pain in the dick
that's where all the noob liquidity will go

i mean they'll have to domp it or else itll gamma squeeze with retard calls until it eats half the market.
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memes that predicted the future
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Reddit is a lot funnier than you lads, I'm sorry to say
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>>62372688
reddit missed the fact that smart people rotated into chip stocks 1-2 years ago
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>>62372298
How come line go sideways for these two dumps even though it was previously aligned for the Great Depression?
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>>62372674

<remain secret.

Unless you just read the MOU terms from Iran.
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>>62372648
Here you go bobo
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>>62372685
what day do you think it will dump?
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>>62372697
It's called technical analysis and it's when you just drawn lines and connect dots wherever the fuck you want and then the market has to legally do what you say.
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I shorted SPCX and I am being raped
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>>62372705
I do NOT like this pepe frog
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>DRAM red in after hours
it's truly over
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>>62372655
>The average person has a top 10% income
Retard.
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>>62372655
>The average person has a top 10% income
Smartest smigger
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>>62372719
It's called Roundhill Memory ETF, it never forgets to come around
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>>62372728
>>62372721
He said person, not goycattle.
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You chuds have no idea what you are messing with
You're handing the world to Mars Hitler
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Tick
Tock
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The worm is turning.
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>>62372744
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>>62372655
I want to kiss this anon for being so smug and thinking he is so smart
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>>62372744
Come to think of it, the people who'd actually want to colonize some blistering red wasteland are all the insufferable faggots who won't let us leave in peace in this green gem of a a planet.
So yeh I'm all for Elon
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>>62372655
kek i lul'd
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>>62372762
>we
They wouldn’t have done shit without the usa help
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>>62372759
Don't hold your breath
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>>62372744
I think it's only fair I own my personal /smg/ calm down chud
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FREAK THE FUCK OUT IT'S OVER
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Remember when everyone was joking about using more leverage in 2022 like it's an insane idea
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muh high rates
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>>62372482

no but it wont matter because the rich people will be richer and if you make more money that means you were right
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>>62372685
you dont know that
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>>62372661
fuck you pay me first
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>>62372482
>meanwhile americans will spend 10 trillion on the 3 ai IPOs.
You retarded fuck
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I took out a bunch of lines of credit and balance transfers and went long in jan/Feb. Took lots of profits along the way and am about to have paid off the debt. Not sure if I would do it again but the benefit of holding debt was I never got married to a bag. Overall it worked out but I have to assume luck was a huge factor in my success.
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>>62372777

Yet they did. And we are here now. Neck deep in it with them. Who’s the fool. Us or them ?
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>>62372805
them because they actually live there
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I only have $2700 in the market as a pathetic workaday wagie. Are option gambles my only hope of hitting $100k for serious investing?
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>>62372802
>I have to assume luck was a huge factor in my success
no you were smart and did the right thing while all other chuds, including myself simply chickened out

https://youtu.be/alAGe0UfrG4?si=LZrpEZE3cFJjjCfi
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Rate my new port as of today
40% TQQQ
30% SOXL
30% TECL
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>>62372497
You forgot f:a:m senpai
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>>62372792

I remember a 2022 poster that said he fullported TQQQ on margin and that every day he would just buy more TQQQ with margin because his margin balance went up. That's pretty much how the market has been moving the last couple months. People call a 2% day crabbing and ask when their thing that's up 200% ytd is going to 2x soon
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onions baka senpai
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>SPCX $200
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>>62372826
That's an attack cat. Don't post that here
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You will live to see jew-made jewishness beyond your goyprehension
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>>62372744
Does anyone have an actual bull case for SpaceX?
Even putting fundamentals and ratios and excel shit and cash flows to the side.

I mean you can argue AI spend is retarded but replacing all your back office workforce is value, if its achievable.

Assuming you can cut the cost of bringing a human into orbit from current $50M down 99% to $500k (literally impossible, but lets say it is) what is the actual value in doing so?
The moon and mars are toxic homogenous wastelands which contain nothing of value, and are highly radioactive, constantly bombarded by relativistic heavy particles and rocks that are blocked by our atmosphere, and would have 4 seconds or 40 minutes of latency if we built data centers there...

People say Helium 3 (only there due to the surface of the moon being insanely radioactive and pelted by deadly cosmic rays constantly), but fusion has been 2 weeks away since 1930.

I don't get it.
How are they supposed to make 2 Trillion?
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>>62372821
yes alot of people got very rich that way while others never had the thought. Instead they discuss bobo things. Like cockroaches that stay where they are out of fear, never find food and then they eat each other
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>>62372833
The Jew will Jew and win over the world!!!! Let's go!!!!!
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>>62372811
GRRR $30 call July expiry
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What the fuck has happened with volumen? Is there a bug on ninjatrader or something? Why is it so low?
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>>62372826
>datebayo
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>Elonus Muskimus
xD
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elonovich muskova
russian plant
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>>62372836
just fucking ship rocks from saturn
thats it
now pay me for my idea musk
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Al'Onmusque
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>>62372837

Celebrating greed doesn't really make you smart it is just a self fulfilling prophecy when the world is turning more disgusting every year.

A new class of neo boomers is being born except they don't even have kids.. its just gonna be 60 year olds telling stories on reddit about how they made $500,000 on the Space IPO and telling everyone else to pull themselves up by their boostraps and just get an easy 50x on 0dte calls like they did
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>>62372829
I'm not selling
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i think i'm going to sell my modest soxl position (50 @ 10.52) and fomo it + another 5k into spacex computers
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>>62372836
They aren't, that was never the point. Purposely detaching the valuation from reality was actually really smart, because now its in bitcoin territory, there's no "real" price that it can revert to, there's only the question of how many fools left who will pay a higher price, and the last few days have shown that there are quite a few of those. Its basically bitcoin, but without the first couple of dumps, so no-one knows when to start selling.
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will elon reach 5T networth first or nvidia 10T?
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i hate this market
i'm too autistic to vibetrade
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>>62372863
he will pass NVDA in Q2-Q3 2028.
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>>62372857
>trading is easy kid, they always had AI back in my time too now go to bed and give AI taylor swift a hug
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>>62372863
Elon. SpaceX is going to be $400 a share eoy
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https://youtu.be/a7PaIt1ht1U?si=Xcz9VSkoCSUlxsbH
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>>62372857
I'm starting to think that's just how the world has always been
All the lies they fed you as a kid were just lies.
Some people believe them and do well for themselves. Most others just get kicked down.
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>>62372812
I've been told I have bad risk management which is probably true but it just worked out.
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>>62372588
I did and then I lost it
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>>62372900
Then its back to the welding factory for you dumbass.

How are you going to make money tomorrow?
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>>62372907
0DTE SPY calls
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>>62372298
>>62371980
+2.7 today.
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>>62372911
I literally laid out to a tee what would happen, oh well listen to me for tomorrow, puts SPY 740.
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>>62372920
Sir yes sir
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>>62372865
stop being contrarian
you need to trade the trend
and for gods sake learn to read a chart or have some conviction strong enough to let things fall as they may
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space sex is undervalued at 10 trillion
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ok anons
if you know spacex so well tell me how they make revenue
nope you can't
hard mode: don't talk about starlink
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>>62372939
Where we’re going, we don’t need revenue!
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space is not real
and all of you SPCX investors are getting taken for a ride
(the ride does not go to space)
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>>62372933
i don't see how looking at a company which makes zero money with no plan to make money is contrarian, as a prime example
>learn to read a chart
why? my whole complaint is fundamentals often don't matter
it's just a casino of memes and hype
literally a retarded nigger market
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> futures
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>>62372944
I'm short SPCX and let me tell you something smigger, I'm the only one getting ridden rawdog here.

Its so joever for me.
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>99% of internet was saying don't redeem the NAND, it is cyclical
>they still say it is cyclical
honestly it just might pump another 2x by EOY
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>>62372955
I’ll save you
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>>62372945
you must capitalize on what it is not what you want it to be
i wont try to give you anymore advice
my track record is shit
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Man

I started investing earlier this year
when we weren't even far from what the indexes are at now

you know, before the april correcton hit, that's when I got in
and yeah we're up some
but it's been 6 months for me
and i'm not up a whole lot.

there might even be another correction
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>>62372325
Superstition is the dumbest belief there is.
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article entitled

SPCX Is Public—Retail Traders Should Stop Watching The Rockets And Start Watching The Calendar

thoughts?
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>>62372318
hubris is not a good luck, friend
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>>62372962
>advice
generous way to describe what you said
trueisms are rarely helpful
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>>62372964
>>62372964
A correction would be the best wealth building opportunity for a newbie baggot like you.

Whatcha holding smigger? Have you at least learned from your mistakes?
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New drip. Whaddaya think?
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look like number will go up tomorrow
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>>62372964
if you bought semis anywhere before 2 months ago you mooned
choose better stocks
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>>62372970
Anon looked disgusting in his cheap casio, bulbous pink sausage fingers protruding out of his imitation gold rings like a turtle snagged in plastic.
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>>62372465
Why deep ITM? That’s just a security blanket for autistic children
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>>62372968
forgive me for being presumptuous
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>>62372969
I just bought VTI
and I don't know how a correction would benefit me. Most of my money is in VTI

what, sell and switch to leverage during a correction or something?
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>>62372977
Many such cases!
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>>62372944
True but our portfolios are going to outer space.
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>>62372836
One planet will be fully owned by a company. This is such a sci-fi ass concept but it will happen
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>>62372970
I have that watch. Maybe I just have hairy arms but the strap would yank the fuck out of my arm hair so I only wore it a couple times.
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Jews, our financial overlords, time to buy not hide lol
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>>62372994
Well its a 70 dollar watch, what do you expect?
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>>62372984
i would guess he means buy more during a correction because you can average down and itll recorrect upward eventually
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>>62372667
>>62372721
>>62372728
>>62372767
>>62372773
he has a point though. why on earth would you compare yourself to absolute bottom of the barrel goycattle?

when you take out the trash, and compare yourself against the population of people that you would be happy to have as neighbours, it probably does come out close to those figures.

a lot of us are a lot further behind than we like to admit. being 'ahead' of the tatted up single mother down the road is not consolation.
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>>62372967
I don't even have a stop loss.
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>>62372970
nigga look like the heaviest thing he lifted in his life is a fork
you would do well under communism
it will make you a man like me
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>>62373007
i meant "not a good look*"
no idea why i typed luck
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WHY WONT IT STOP
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We fucking did it spacebros
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TGT is up ytd
Also, I did some field research for you: I stopped by this morning to get a Father's Day card, and there were quite a few hot milfs wandering the aisles
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Another day, another measly dollar.
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Is investing in the south africa stock market over 30 years a good investment decision? I might put 5% of my capital into it as a meme bet.
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>>62373024
did you partake of the offerings therein?
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I just had two ice cream cups after dinner despite my diet
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>>62373028
Uh, I invested in a Father's Day card, yes
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I locked in thousands today from MU & RDDT

I had a cheeky little short on SPCX at $199

I may wake to see it all gone.
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>>62372857
>>62372881
it occured to me; markets as they stand require one to not only disregard logic and reasoning, but to almost wholly eliminate it from one's consideration with extreme prejudice. many good things have been derived from the natural philosophies - logic and reason. while everything that corrupts or muddies exudes from sin or malevolent chaos. those cheering the market on either have personally integrated the inversion of truth (beauty) or have succumbed to occult forces. basically the market IS FUCKING SATANIC AND WILL KILL US ALL
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Oil barons, we're over 81
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i swear i just saw spcx at 210 just now
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>>62372891
>risk management
lul that is just one more thing that will be replaced by AI boo
https://youtu.be/2QeLP0Pm1gU?si=_Jg24zIA1q1itvah
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FUCKING ROBIN POOP FUCKING ENABLE OPTIOSN FOR SPACEX ALREADY. FUCKKKK I MISSED ON ON A 20% PUMP BECAUSE OF THESE FAGGOTS.
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Bogleheads are going to be extinct in like a year lol
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>>62373044
should've boughted SPCH like me
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>>62373044
>a 20% pump
There will be many more
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>>62373036
Dead cat
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>>62373044
baggies stay winning
(not) slow and (not very) steady wins the race
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>>62373039
These pumps are going to shock my brain into early dementia. I need to stop looking.
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If you're wondering why SPCX is at 200, thank a Redditor today
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>>62372970
I think fucking casio watches are fucking baller and I don't give a fuck what these other smiggers think. Ball out chief.
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>>62373050
anon im trying to stop gooning and u are making me relapse, please be more considerate to nofappers
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>>62373050
I think that pussy has a penis
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>>62373069
Why is it so hard to stop? I feel like shit
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Is this korean hass nigga seriously going to crab all fucking night again
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>>62373059
how many are going to get liquidated tomorrow with short attempts
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>>62373059
Sure bets never pay out.
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>>62372355
>my face when I put $100k on PLAY at ~$62/share in 2024
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>>62373069
Sorry anon
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and just like that my net worth is back to going up for the month
I still need to make about another $1k in my non-retirement accounts to fully cover my expenses for June though
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>>62372977
Kek
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>>62373083
OwO
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AMD please 10x and save me from this wretched existence
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>>62373072
In all fairness the proliferation of pornography and prostitution of our women online should be curtailed and shamed
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>>62373072
it is the temptation of flesh anon, look to allah for guidance, limit your gooning to 1 hour max

feeksokayman
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>>62373094
AMD already 100x'ed if you were there since the dawn of the ryzen era
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>>62373079
>risk about $1m
>gain about $85k
Kek!
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>>62373072
hardwired to love but you aint got no one to take it
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>>62373101
>1 hour max
I feel old
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>>62373105
he didn't even win the game was a draw
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TRIPS
SPCX
DIPS
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>>62372836

>you will die before being able to call a Human born on Mars a Nigger
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well at least this time i screecapped proof
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When to rugpull SPCX?
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>>62372836
>Does anyone have an actual bull case for SpaceX?
Dump on bogleheads. Same as it ever was.
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>KMB JUST WICKED UP TO $104 IN EVERY NIGHT TRADING
Diaperbros, are you thinking... What I'm thinking?
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>>62373119
see >>62372966
the article outlines most everything that needs to be known
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Spacex $200 by morning
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>>62373119
$350 - $500 but unironically you should just accumulate for 10 years while working on your business and skills. I will make it. Praise god god gave me everything
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>>62373127
Ayy cheers
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>>62373110
i know you can do it all night, but u cant be doing that. your body needs to sleep
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VTI starts buying tomorrow right?
Russel and MSCI buy by the end of the week and Nasdaq by the end of the month right?
So until then SPCX will just go up?
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>>62373128
its at 213 now... NOT ANYMORE
i guess the instituions are buying overnight to dodge gay ass profit taking during the day
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>>62373128
Damn I meant spacex at 300 in the morning checkem
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$220 breached
Redditors are getting short squeezed
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>>62373133
Nibba, I hate to break it to yall but there’s an age ahead of you where maintaining 1 hour will be considered impressive
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>>62373134
They buy Thursday. I have no idea how price action is going to react to this, I assume institutions have no idea either. I'd expect a pullback, but theoretically someone could set an algorithm to buy all of the shares up and it just keeps going up.
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its at 217 LAMO
I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS
221 while i typed this shit and looked for an image!
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>>62373136
Damn.. How many redditards shorted for them to slurp this hard?
Might even 2x just to fuck over the double leverage shorters.
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>>62373089
hello fellow net worth tracker
nice graph
mine's here: >>62373025
what do the different lines mean?
i am jealous of your time scale - i very much wish i had started earlier
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>>62373150
haha, dont worry when i lose the ability to goon all night i will be with allah
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It's going up a lot!!!
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Redditors like short squeeze so much that they became the squeezed
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$230
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>>62373126
Only hard ass niggas wear diapers yurrrr
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Make new
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230!
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>>62373170
I might buy around 85 by October
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lamo correct it's 220 now
215 while i typed
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>>62373173
yea sorry only the second time ive been in on a good long run like this
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>dump to 213
>immediately bought up
hot damn lol
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>>62373181
yea its got to be instituions doing the buying up theyre they only ones with enough money to push it from 200 to 230 in one hour
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>>62373158
Thank you
Blue line is total
Green is net worth excluding retirement
Yellow is retirement accounts
Others are various accounts
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GUYS WHAT IF ALL THE ETFS ARE ALREADY BUYING?
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Guys this isn't funny I shorted SPCX at $200 I am waking up destitute wtf this is the most retarded price action I've ever seen of a $3 trillion dollar FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY THAT FUCKING LOSES MONEY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHIT OH MY GOD I'M FUCKED HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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>>62373184
I'm wondering what exact math their algos are doing to make the most money here, god I wish I were smart enough to be a quant.
>>
i dont get how the redditors are shorting the stock
its protected rom short selling for like 1 month from ipo date
oh and wheres teh new thread?
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History will be made in the next thread
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Marketcap is already at 2.5T
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>>62373191
what if you just cut your losses
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>>62373195
there's a bear ETF
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>>62373191
Trillion is the new hundred billion, tranny
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>>62373193
i dont think this is algos, this is trumps america, perhaps frontrunning making spacex the federal AI platform provider or some shit like that, or some stargate-related announcement, etc.
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>>62373201
I can't close the trade until pre-market opens in 7 hours. FUCK I'M FUCKED
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>>62373202
yea but that just does puts and theres like 2 of them at least one is open and the other is about to be open
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>>62373113
So he lost all that money?
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>>62373207
dude read this
>>62366602
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>>62373211
Yes
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>>62373208
fire your broker
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>>62373216
I'm this close to firing myself. This is genuinely insane.
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>SPCX at 213
>was higher
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>>62373211
>If you lose your gamble do you get a refund?
Are you retarded anon?
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>>62373208
>>62373216
>>62373219
it's ok the brokerage will close it for you lmao
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>>62373219
nah dont do that
take the L and come back stronger
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Whats the move tomorrow smiggers?
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>>62373191
>he doubted Elon musk
Dumbass. Elon is pure unfiltered autism and you bet against him??
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>>62373224
Shut the fuck up tripfag
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>>62373224
Getting my friends reddit account banned by posting the suicide hotline for SpaceX shorters on the stocks subreddit.
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>>62373191
Are you making this up? I do not see a short option for SPCX
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>>62373230
post the thread if you do
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>>62373230
you should post an exit bag schematic instead
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>>62373213
200iq...
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>>62373232
It is a CFD sell order I yuro
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>>62373230
Hahaha I heard a out this, funny shit

>>62373229
Never, I love you and so does Jesus (unironically)
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>>62373232
the bear etf (SSPC) for spcx will go down if spcx goes up
thats all i can think of
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The devil's in the details
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did you all hear about the guy who made about 45k day trading and has to pay 800k to the IRS?
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>>62373246
What’s the story here how’s that work
>>
ride's over
its heading back down at 211 now
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>>62373229
I hope you’re doing good tonight anon
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>>62373250
My retarded gay little short might still print yet
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wow, spcx is worth more than microsoft!
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>>62373248
ignorance of the wash sale rule. cryptofags did it a lot
>>
it seems investing these days is trying to predict whats going to irrationally pump the hardest.

so you look at who trump is friends with, or what industry is protected by who, which company has which deals...

it seems very quaint listening to buffet drone on about 10Ks and looking at numbers. that seems the least useful information.
>>
>FISV assblasted again
jeez
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SPCX to $300?
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>>62373248
what this guy >>62373256 said
will probably happen a lot more now that the day trade rule changed and every fucker can do it
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>>62373259
Damn, what happened in October?
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>>62373256
i thought if you closed out all positions at the end of the day it didnt matter
>>
By the way smiggers

Japs are raising interest rates in the next hour or so and their fed will commit ritual seppuku, be sure to tune in!

Expect Nikkei to go red, maybe KOSPI catches the Asian contagion. SPCX looks like a fucking top signal if I ever did see one.
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>>62373246
Did you mean to say he owed taxes on 800k, or he owed 800k? Also, sauce.
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>>62373268
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>>62373264
no idea, only paid attention ~$55 cause i heard it was well established and had gotten beaten up. but it;s just never stopped acting like shit
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>>62373257
most of these big names just do insider trading to get rich
us plebs have to do our research because no one will tell us anything
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>>62373268
Japanese people are hating that the rates are getting increased
they are also spending even less because of inflation
because they spend less inflation can't even properly occur
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>>62373268
>SPCX looks like a fucking top signal if I ever did see one.
Good i want cheapies
>>
>>62373275
Maybe Adobe is a good idea? It seems to have stabilized, is probably worth more
>>
>>62373280
right now its down from 230
nows a good time
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>>62373266
It’s not about when you close it but when you buy it again
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pls make new
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>>62373315
nah we good just chill out
>>
NEW
NEW
NEW

>>62373325
>>62373325
>>62373325
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>>62373273
you're my favorite streamer smile
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aw i made one too
>>62373337
>>62373337
>>62373337
oh well
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>>62373338
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>>62372959
You're telling me I'm going to get ANOTHER 3x? Insane



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