>SPCX > total crypto market cap>Elon Musk net worth >= BTC market capimagine still bagholding fake internet money in year 2000+26
It's over for Epstein pedo coin and the entire crapto world.
>>62374364Crypto bros what happened?... its 2026 and we still cant keep up with random single ticker...
>>62374368ill tell you what happened.you know all the people telling you to 'hodl'? well they dumped on your ass and bought lambos and apartments in dubai.kek
>>62374364An illiquid 4% vc shitcoin is higher than the totally trumped by cz shitniggercoin mqrket? Wow, we are in high league now, when 90% drop in every single asset class?
>>62374364>everyone on /biz/ smug postingthe top is literally in
>>62374364>negative 4 billion Q1Yeah I'm sticking to my gold miners. Enjoy your Ponzi I guess.
>>62374364Your 9000 gazillion market cap is made through 4% (75B$ at its IPO price) of the floating... Meaning you only have to pump out the measly 4%/75B to make the remaining 96% pump by as much, without needing the money to do it.Even the internet tulip money is less fake and gay than this shit
I got out of crypto a few years agoit was fun for a while, but looking back it's incredibly embarrassing because it never actually did what it was supposed to dowhen bitcoin exploded transaction fees and times made it absolutely fucking uselessand all of the cheap and low transaction alternatives are insecure, buggy, and dogshit
>>62374364>Elon is back>WE are back
>>62374567Look, the only retard that didn't make money on 2021 lmao
>>62374839yea I made money on stocks instead, better than scam digital tokens l0l
Spacex holds bitcoin
>>62374364imagine he's getting a stroke, would be almost black swan event for the market at this point.
>>62374972>he doesn't know the board has body doubles in preparation for this scenario
My cope is part of his nw is in crypto
>>62374878Nobody did a x10/x20 with stocks in just a few months, get the fuck out
>>62374364everyone knows crypto is a scam, the only use left if leverage gambling on Bitcoin
