I made it. Should I move here?
>>62382158Every place on that map has it's own special flavor of bullshit.
Just be aware that every single one of your neighbors will be boomers and mexicans on welfare.
>high cost of living>hurricane damage>floods>insane heat and humidity that draws mosquitoes>"florida man"yes
>>62382158YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
>>62382165What about Tampa?
>>62382158fuck off we're full
The degree to which you made it will determine if doing so is a good idea. We have high highs and low lows here. Except temperature and humidity, those are always highs.
>>62382158Stick to the gulf coast. Anything else is bullshit.>t. Lives in the anything else category
>>62382158https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TmVK2xJhCc
>>62382158NONO NO NO NO Florida Resident hereIt's a crappier version of almost any flyover state you find up North but 50X MORE EXPENSIVE SAVE YOUR MONEY
>>62384992Also keep in mind, as someone with relatives in Palm Beach who have been there since the 60s, the microsecond you drive out of gated community and golf course jr condos you're basically in Mexican favela territory where ~10% of everyone speaks English. And you HAVE TO eventually leave the gated communities if you aren't actually Jefferey Epstein or Donald Trump and can hire servants to get everything for you. This is true for the entire east cost of Florida. From Miami all the way up to Jacksonville.
>>62382158Fuck off nigger WERE FULL
>>62385034that describes almost every state
>>62382174lol, its a fucking shithole unless you're old money. t. tampa fag
>>62384999What about the middle keys? I'm thinking about renting a place for a year there.
>>62385116Lmk ill bring my boat and we can fish
>>62385124I'm down I'll post back on biz when I get it done.What's a good starter boat 23.5 center console?
its a low-rent version of california. most people hate on california for muh politics and muh so expensive, but theres a very low nigger population outside of oakland, compton, etc. and that's what truly defines a place as paradise in the modern era. Florida is where people who think they made it move to. Have you ever gone more than a month without seeing a nigger? i cant describe how good it feels.
>>62385152Just email my burner: anonthegreat93@gmail.comYou'll have a lot of options for boats, depens on what you want to do. I wish i had something bigger so I could go offshore. 23.5 center console would get it done. If you give me a place to crash in the keys I'll bring the dive gear and tackle and we can fuck around. I'm still learning how to fish for real but I'm good at spearfishing
>>62382339>stick to the gulf coastThis. I’m in south seminole county and it sucks. I also hate the Atlantic side. Every time I go fishing it’s always out west.
>>62382158California is better, unironically.
>>62385437where at? san diego?
>>62385437Unironically you enjoy being raped
no
>>62385437Sure if you enjoy being taxed into oblivion and inconvenienced at every turn by the intervention of the state/county/city.
>>62385628You are too poor to live in a nice place
>>62385696if you've truly made it those things won't matter as much as being in a beach paradise far, far away from niggers
>>62382158I've been to Florida twice and each time I saw a fight break out in a gas station. I come from a large city so that's telling that I've never seen that prior to Florida
>>62385116Big pine key was lovely to stay on for two weeks. From what i understand, hurricane damage tends to be minimal too due to the in tact mangroves
>>62385034retard
>>62385724kek, where was this?I've literally never seen a fight at a gas station but I will occasionally see homeless throwing fists for no fucking reason.
>>62385724Most of the people who live here moved in from big cities. That’s what fucked the state up desu>>62385804I never seen one either but I also don’t go out at night which is when most of the retarded shit happens
St. Petersburg is based.
>>62382167Don't forget these.
>>62382158Florida is a good place to go if you're an ugly incel virgin that wants to get laid. Your chances of success increase 100x when you leave the midwest.
>>62385845These things are waaaay overstated, massive, chill cowards who just want to sun themselves.
>>62385853Until it craves more flesh...
>>62385804Outside of port St. Lucie and near Destin on the gulf.>I've literally never seen a fight at a gas station>I will occasionally see homeless throwing fists for no fucking reason Lol wait till you hear where homeless people like to hang. These were people with cars>>62385837They must be on good behavior till they get down to Florida then
>>62385839It's St. Pete the most liberal part?
>>62385115Where in USA isn't like this?
>>62385939The majority of people where I live came down here from New York or New Jersey. In my experience, those are the fuckers who start the most shit with their arrogant and cocky attitude. I’m pretty sure they were pieces of shit back where they used to live as well. The islanders aren’t so bad.
>>62386124I'm a multi-gen native New Yorker from Manhattan, and I can tell you that people from here (not transplants) are generally unpleasant.I don't mean "bad," but they're just somewhat rushed, rude, and constantly on-edge.People from Philly and Boston are, from what I've seen, similar, or even worse (at least that's what we like to pretend).>The islanders aren’t so badYou mean from Long Island?
>>62386124Some of the meanest people I've ever met in my life came from the wealthier suburban parts of Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa and Miami. Low and behold, turns out their families were originally carpetbaggers from NY/NJ. Of fucking course.
>>62386124I'm not saying they aren't dickheads but you're a fool if you think every fight in Florida is just transplants from Jersey/nyc. Like I could see if I said it was right outside Disney world but not 40 minutes outside of port St. Lucie or in bumfuck gulf coast. You're being delusional. Perth Australia has a similar hot weather violent trashiness
>>62385949Midwest B)>>62385845Those guys are a plus unless you have dogs. I’d be very scared for my dogs
>>62382158The state has gone to hell since covid. Pay here has always been a bit low, but the low cost of living made up for it. Now it's low pay and high cost of living. The giant influx of people moving here caused housing prices to surge, and don't get me started on what happened to our property insurance and condo fees. If you talk to older people about Miami, it's a very working-class city. If you go there now, it's basically Dubai. Absurdly expensive to live in, and no one is raising a family there. It's rich people hiring prostitutes and an underclass of people to prop the city up.There are very few reasons to be here. My family has lived in Florida since the 1800's and I'm probably going to leave the state in the coming years.>>62385116A rare instance of the state being worth it is if you're super into the beach, boating, and fishing and alcohol, and you have the money for it. The people I see doing that seem to live very cozy lives, but please wear sunscreen so your skin doesn't turn into bacon.
>>62382158i was born there and will be returning shortlythere is no "full".the pop could double, crime could double, flaka zombies could double, and it would still be a better deal than the northeastI am tired of spending half of my year waiting for the other half of the year to not be miserable.We are not designed to live anywhere you can't live without fire or tanning skins.You cannot put a price on rolling down your window and feeling that warm heavy florida air run through your fingers at night.
>>62382158The Brazil of America. I wouldn't move there.>too flat>too expensive >gagillions of black and browns>millions of yankees On my top 5 worst states. Literal nigger hell
>>62385014386 nigger here, this isn't the case up half way up the state. Most of the spics are south of orlando, we just have more niggers instead.
>>62382158I know nothing about Florida but of I had to guess Clearwater is the best place because water must be clear there
>>62386673>doesn't want to live round browns>doesn't want to live round yankeesWhere do you live, on US consulate soil in Japan? It's one or the other.
There’s a surprisingly large amount of Floridians that browse here
>>62382158Sounds like you're already in Gainsville!
>>62384999This, it sucks even if you’re rich. California is better and you’re going to spend the same amount.
>>62387254The weather is nicer as well. The Florida heat and humidity is brutal. I have been here since the 80s and I never got used to it. If it wasn’t for family, I would belong gone
>>62385116Keys have been going up catastrophically in price for over a decade. Its comfy af if you've already got a place to stay but good luck otherwise>t. Spent almost every summer in the keys from 1995 to 2010 and lived there for a few months in 2004Its a totally different place than it used to be (waaaay more commercial and expensive) but if you've got the money it's still comfy. Bugs and lizards *everywhere* and if that's not your thing you won't be at peace
>>62386361Midwest is garbage too.t. Midwestfag
if you have truly "made it" as you claim, why you would go anywhere but the pacific northwest is a mystery to me.
>>62388156There’s less to miss out on if you’re poor though, and people are nicer>>62388123I really enjoyed the keys. Would houseboat there
>>62385941yes
>>62386361every major city in the midwest is a decaying nigger-filled shithole with a few white parts that are full of literal faggotsrural areas are full of boomers who sit at home all day and watch TV, obsess over their lawn, and start shit over the dumbest fucking things because they are bored out of their mindssuburbs are getting filled with h1b jeets, mexicans, and blacks that were given section 8 vouchers to leave the cities they destroyed
>>62382158make sure you rent and do not buy. half the state is uninsurable
>>62390199You have to find the established suburbs instead of the growing suburbs. Mines doing great B)
>>62390212i live in one - 95% white town with 63% of the residents with a degreeany time you want to go to the city for a concert, sporting event, fancy restaurant, you're driving in heavy traffic through ghettos to an entertainment district full of niggers who smell like weed and parking lots owned by these businesses that want you to pay $40detroit, cleveland, st louis, cincinnati, milwaukee, chicago, indianapolis... they only vary in their size and percent of niggers, but they're all the same
Claim nevada as primary residence and just party in caliwali and the zona all the time.
>>62390225My only point was that the Midwest still has areas that don’t require you to be old money to enjoy the area.It kinda sounds like you think America is a shithole, which i wouldn’t argue against but i find surprising. What’s your parameters for not shithole?
>>62382158if you do build a bunker so you don't end up with some shit that'll get torn to shreds when the next hurricane hits, every insurance that isn't USAA fucks off from the whole state consistently and you will have to pay for any repairs yourself
>>62390242not shithole = you don't have to worry about niggersboise is the baseline for "not a shithole">you can live in the city next to downtown on numbered streets with little to no crime>walk/bike/take transit to downtown without fear of a nigger stabbing you and having to smell their weed>downtown has large parks that aren't full of homeless junkies or niggers>neighborhoods are tree-lined streets with well maintained homes>you can send your kids to a nigger-free elementary school that they can walk to>there is no part of town that is the "black part" or the "mexican part">there are farmers markets, museums, gardens, zoos, public tennis/pickleball courts>when you go to a restaurant and see a nigger you think "where are they visiting from?"
>>62382158>made it>move to a shit holeWhy? Guess taste can't be bought.
>>62382158Florida is terrible, Hot and humid most of the year, crazy bugs that sting/bite. Niggers everywhere. Plus, we’re full, Don’t move here.
>>62390278One City in the US is up to your standard
>>62382158No. It sucks here.High cost of living.Entire cities of retirement age folk.High rent shitty properties.The eternal boomer and eternal karen are everywhere you look.No job opportunities.
>>62382158Did you actually make it like 100 million+ NW? If so, an exclusive Miami community with private beaches isn't a bad option. You can enjoy the finest latina puss on demand. Everything else is just an expensive version of brazil.
>>62390434virtually every mid-sized metro or small town in the northwest fits the criteria of "niggers don't make living in this city miserable"boise/meridianspokane/coeur d'alenebillingsmissoulabozemanbendeugene/corvallisrapid cityst georgecheyenne
>>62387049I've been on 4chan since literally 2005 and this was always a strangely prominent phenomenon. Like a solid 10% of the site was from Florida or Australia. I think it has to do with being parts of the world that were early adopters of the internet, very spread out geographically (not much for kids to do in walking distance) and with miserable climates. It's a perfect recipe to end up on earlier, more Wild-West online communities while sitting in the AC.
>>62382158What possible reason could a human being have to move to Florida over a more habitable state like Georgia or hell, even SC?
Im leaving FL this year, choices are Nebraska, Wisconsin, Iowa. Im tired of not white people and retarded COLWhats the best pick and why?>looking to go ibew>wanna marry and have a childNebraska currently is my pick
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