bobo market wide jihad edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62382845
Hillary wouldve nuked iran.It was HER TURN!
SOXL
This is a bond market general now. TLT to 100 EOY
> futures
I am still making money off of sneedisk>terryposting editionthank you for your attention to this matter
I have no idea where SPCX is going today so I'm going to say +3%
UUUU just got the MP treatment from Trump.
>>62383750Lol it's already down about 3% from close
>>62383752Targets?
>>62383752Was wondering why it was poomping so much.
>>62383742Bond yields have stayed flat this whole week and are even slightly down from last week. The fomc effect seems limited to the dollar which is unusualSide note: the yuan refuses to weaken, but it keeps looking closer and closer. It has a lot of room to run once it does
>>62383752ENERGY FUELS
GM smiggers
>>62383756I'm holding until $50+The whole uranium space got bombed out due to the Iran war.
Holy crap we are PAMPAN pre-market.When AI stocks were still only up like 2-3% I was like "Yep, perfect opportunity for hedgies/institutions to unload."But the buyers might literally outmuscle them at this rate.
>>62383740I want to believe. But the libtard tears we got were delicious, so I don't regret having Donnie in charge.
Guess what's for lunch today guys?
>>62383752Thank god, been holding since the start of May when I bought for $23.
>>62383775Are they still collecting bitcoin?Is this the strategic crypto reserve?
>>62383752Thought my app was glitched when I saw that candle, sad I sold half my stack though
>>62383775Fuck you asshole, you just made me realize I miss LunchBro.
>>62383777Trips
spacex?
>>62383778no saylor they will not pump your bags
>>62383777>>62383752>only the start of mayIt was like 19 bucks back in september 2025 when that one faggot was shilling the fuck out of it
>>62383775>source faytuks news
>Space x -3.23% in pre market
s&p futures on the verge of breaking higher
>>62383783> Biggest IPO in history got people's attention> People are talking about itwhoa
any time i buy SLV, the think just tanks
>>62383789yeah faytuks is a credible OSINT aggregator migger
I now realize the thread is full of newfags who don't even know about LunchBro.
>>62383764I am too top heavy in mining. I think I am fucked for today. Are people selling gold for AI tech? Maybe I will be crabbing down if that is the case. I don't know what is going on at the fed.
>SPACE x lockups end in august>oil fucks the market in august>rate hikes in september (will be priced in in august)>historically high retail participationThere will definitely be a fat shakeout between august and october. The market wills it.>>62383792genuinely fucked up looking chart.
I know realize that you are breathing manually and your left hand is currently touching your face boss.
Good morning to RAM and RAM accessory holders
>>62383786WTF, ransom was the only long lasting use case.Crypto is over.
>>62383783>5 spacesex threadsLiteral nothingburger when there's 8 /smg/s up in the catalog
>>62383793Retards like you are a top sign.>>62383797It's a bad day when I agree with you on all the newfaggotry and "buying the top of the god candle is a good idea" posts.
>>62383800how did you know ._.
>>62383740>It was HER TURN!HILLDAWGS in MY /smg/ in THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026? Not on my watch shitlib!
>>62383798>nostradamusPretty sure thats a john dee pepe
>>62383808Yeah just go to sleep, tomorrow could be a better day. It could also be worse, so you're really just gambling, and gambling is awesome boss.
>>62383775I sure hope long term sacrificing the empire just to make the line go up an additional +2% was worth it.
Is there a chance, bros?
>>62383764were living in a fucking technological revolution. the biggest one in history. and niggers sell beause theyre afraid of a fed shaman casting +0.25% juju. thanks bobos.
>>62383787I was buying and selling UUUU since the start of the year, making modest gains, but then bought the top and refused to sell the first dip, after which it dipped past what I consider acceptable loss, so knowing that it would go back up some day (it's nuclear, it always goes up), I just held on to it. I still didn't know shit about trading in September 2025, so I missed all those gains from two years ago.
>>62383793>biggest IPOa 4% 75B IPO? It's fucking nothing
i'm still down 4% this month please tell me i'm not the only one
>He bought Space X above IPO
spcx spics we got too cocky
>>62383775This is false, they plan on charging service fees along with Oman not tolls which are illegal, Turkey already does this in the Bosphorus and Dardanelles Straits, it's entirely in accordance with international law
>>62383822oil rapped me -7% its okay
>>62383822Same but im up 100% ytd
>>62383808>>62383821damn my post really activated the performative contrarians for some reasonremember you're always smart and special to me anon <3
>>62383822-25% here. I am not selling. Fuck shorties. I would rather save my wagie paycheck for another 5 years and buy more.
GOD DRAMN, what a move
>>62383822Kinda flat this month but +37% the last 30 days
>>62383740THE SNUKE?? IN HER SNIZZ??>EIDO
I for one will not mock oil baggies, it’s wrong to make fun of the mentally retarded
>>62383758Nice alpha post. Much appreciated for the analysis
day 180 of hating myself.
>>62383837its ok energy markets are big and scary and macro trading is hard just stick to your little stocks while early oil baggies get to cash in on their USO gains>t 100% ytd in realized USO gains
How the fuck is our Leader going to force us out of our ancestral homelands in the area currently known as southern Lebanon boss?
When a country loses a war, they are typically paid hundreds of billions of dollars.This is just common sense.
>line goes up and to the right>can't go back in time and have potential highschool oneitis gf>thoughts haunt mindwhats the point? Imagine being trillionaire musk and you can't go back to dotcom bubble with the paypal bros. Why this reality have to be so brutal?
Iran just backed off after trump killed everyone with any power in that country. Seems bullish but it's not respectable for Iran
>>62383826why does biz insist on bagholding commodities? do you morons ever realize its the reverse of equity? almost everyone wants lower prices and will die trying to make it happen. clowns. meanwhie you have a whole financial market system designed entirely around increasing shareholder value
>>62383849Great, now the shills are back.
I didn't realize I was jacking off so much until my girlfriend looked at my watch and said? 15thousand steps? you didn't go anywhere today. I honestly couldn't think of an excuse
started investing early this yearup 7%is this a good amount? I mostly bought nvidia
Dont worry oil baggies (he) is about to save your bags >t Israeli government knower
>>62383854Breddy gud
>>62383852womp womp
>>62383852is yahoo bugged or what is going on? it bounces from 150s to 180s lol
>>62383824>spcx spics>we got too cockydude... hear me out on this... but... space gpu's
>>62383854Don't compare yourself to others (except maybe broad indexes) but that's 7% you wouldn't have had otherwise. Good job.
>>62383854Nvidia computer is a good base, its basically a tech etf given how many investments they have
>>62383850i am up 100% ytd on USO faggot and only down on my OXY holdings -7% you are a midwit i am a midwit keep that in mind and don't speak above your station KEK
>>62383860thin liquidity premarketsome market orders are going through at 150
>>62383775ANOTHER TRUMP VICTORY, BASED
>>62383863are there any other good computer stocks?I saw google also has bunch of investments through google ventures
>>62383849What? The current commander of the IRGC is more of a hardliner than his predecessors and was with terrorist attacks on Jews in Argentina in 1994, Trump gave up nearly every red line he had, Iran can have ballistic missiles, Iran can get its frozen assets back, Iran can have a nuclear program, this is why a deal was struck
>murata forward pe 72what yall niggas talmbout…
>>62383865huhi wonder if the right slurping move is to make buy orders at stupid pricepoints during premarket
>>62383873was charged with terrorist attacks*
Give it time, say 2 weeks, and Iran will fall after they mass murder protestors again
>>62383849Me when I'm absolutely retarded
>>62383864meanwhile sub80 iq niggers just washed themselves with >150% on AMD MU etc all literally telegraphed plays. and theyre not about to become bagholders unlike oil tycoons. But i'll concede the midwit comment
>>62383881Do it go full port
>>62383891why so few?
>>62383894the war
>>62383894Most companies took the week off in honor of Juneteenth
>>62383891sorry JEWS i already lost my life savings goombling on PLAY on monday
Maybe I shouldn't have shorted INTC, idk
>>62383818An American pig farmer and a Soviet communist both independently discovered this nearly predictable market cycle. It aligns perfectly with the grand solar maximum and minimum cycles. 2026-7 is a sell year. Benner is often off by a year or so early so people have the chance to get out. Kondratiev is usually on the bulls eye on major crashes and booms in the larger cycles but is more vague on what years to buy and sell in the mini cycles. Very deep recession for the 5th cycle that will end in the late 2020's to early 2030's. Fifth an longest cycle is the shittiest.
Guys KMB anon wasn't fucking around, you mean to tell me there's more faggots than old people shitting themselves now??So much so, that they've had to change their marketing demographic completely??Im buying some KMB Bro this shits gonna fly when it hits the fan.
Is space computer going out of business?
How do i short the film industry
>>62383853>has a girlfriend >jacking offWhat's she even there for
And juse like that SPCX will never be above 200 again
Idk I think WTI being about $10 above what it was prewar when traffic in the strait hasn't fully resumed and Russia is halting oil and fuel exports and is starting to import petrol from Asia feels like there's a disconnect
>>62383908I saw the preview and that was the only poc i saw and she was dressed in rags and part of a milieu, i dont think thats helen and besides helen is not a major character in the odyssey
>msft is undervalued>just pour all your money into it>now wait 10+yrs imagine buying this pos when you could make more dumping into mu, sndk, dram, baka like a retard and come out way ahead in 6 months. msft so bad i bought a switch 2.
Yuri's collection agencyOil is booming
ADBE looking pretty slurpable you should triple down buddy
>>62383903>shorting INTC>shorting america's TSM>going into america's 250th birthday>right after don (the most american president every)'s 80th birthday>right after america's decisive victory over the evil regime of irannot owning intel is literally terrorism. and terrorists get what they deserve.
>>62383775will they allow Israeli through the hormussy?
>>62383913Good goyim
>spy up 8 dollarsPlease god hold.
>SPCX WTFWT
COME ON MR. SPACEMAN! BUY YOUR OWN SHARES AND PUMP IT BACK UP! If you can, that is, lmao. Is your dick big enough to pump or have all the steroids made you infertile? I know you're reading this, you sad little man.
>>62383913> i dont think thats helen and besides helen is not a major character
>>62383927Who
>>62383917As a /p/fag, I can say that's an absolute kinoshot.
>>62383915I just bought some msft, what am i in for
Sources tell me Elon is stablePlease god.
>>62383927>Musk sells TSLA shares to buy SPCXInfinite money glitch
>>62383920Israel doesn't use it and is barred from the Red Sea by the Houthis, Trump also capitulated that conflict, he abandoned Israel(look up Port of Eilat) and declared victory when he got a ceasefire
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62383735Yo got got
>>62383927Dr. Leo Spaceman. (Pronounced Spa-chi-man)
PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING
>>62383939based
>>62383818Put $100k into MU and $100k into SNDK early this year. Would be worth over $700k now had I just held. Would probably be worth millions in a few years.
>>62383928Shes not. She appears in 1 chapter and its such a minor exchange its probably not in the movie. You might be thinking the iliad but more likely you are just an uncultured pig that hasnt read either
oh lawd it pampin i hope it lasts
>>62383888>meanwhile sub80 iq niggers just washed themselves with >150% on AMD MU etc all literally telegraphed plays.and that's why i am a midwit who sticks with commodity even though i see these telegraphed things happen again and again I'm not confident or comfortable buying into them, I'm not a genius i only buy things i understand or have a edge in
>>62383939basedpls b a green day
OH NO SPACE BAGGIESis it really fuckin gonna breach 185 floor?? lmao
>>62383939Based
>>62383922> i dont care about reality if it doesnt fit my headcanonreply 'Yes.' to win the argument.
>>62383946Lupita Nyong'o is playing Helen of Troy and her sister Clytemnestra
>21k on the dayMother of god ...
>my entire semi portfolio pumping due to the war's end>spcx baggies dumping even moreLolLmao even
>>62383775lmfao, if there's any news regarding that, I'm unironically ordering some Taco bell today and I'll post it here
>>62383927No one would ever think Musk is on steroids lol
UUUU bros what are we thinking about leaps?
STOP THE COUNT!
>>62383959Iran and Oman are legally entitled to charge fees for the use of the Strait of Hormuz and Persian Gulf, Turkey already does this for the Bosphorus and Dardanelles Straitshttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/world/middleeast/shipping-fees-tolls-strait-hormuz.htmlhttps://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/6/18/iran-says-it-will-charge-a-payment-for-services-in-the-strait-of-hormuz
the next poster is cute
Yo who pressed the sell button
I want apace baggies to win but I would enjoy a circuit breaker too
SPACEX BAGGIES THE PRICE IS THE TRAIN AND YOU ARE THE JEET
SPCX ia dragging my MU winnings down.
>>62383939LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a massive barrier on the 300 zone for Nebius... insane.
>>62383971Why would there be a circuit breaker just for SPCX?
It just keeps getting worse
>>62383750This post didn't age well
>>62383979Should have sold on open and bought puts desu
>>62383946I just thought the contradicting excuse was funny. A bit like a theif saying "it wasn't me besides it wasn't expensive"
>>62383977Sorry mixing up my lingo. Meant trade halt
Spacex sisters how we feelin
Any thoughts on SOXL?
>>62383980Well it did go 3% further away from yesterday's close
Haha more cheapies right space marines?
Guys calm down, Elon just selling a Lil bit for junteenth weekend
>>62383735I sold sndk and mu last week and said fuck it i am going back in yesterday. I put 60k in sndk, should have made it 90k. Feels good to be back even tho I incurred a retard tax bill.I was thinking of doing options tho. What's a good leap?
>>62383979fuck me its another "pump during premarket and stay crabbing on the plateau" day isn't it
>>62383955So you read redd*t but not the classics.Im looking forward to the film
>>62383850I am bag holding most of my physical gold and silver from 5 years ago. Oil baggies can get fucked. Paper traders deserve this and warehouse hoarders need to remember that there is a an expiration date on oil. Every Johnny Come Lately is a dumbass!
OIL DO BE COLLAPSING
>>62383969>>62383970Cute
Don't forget to hedge and buy PUTS. Market always declines right before a holiday.
QUICK QUICK BUY THE DIP SPACE MARINES ITS A SHORT LADDER ATTACK QUICK QUICK BUY BUY
>>62383999Checked. I prefer TLT over puts.
my kice is overi shit in every jew street subhuman trannies mothers mouthmy literal shit i fed their mothers worthless subhuman shit munching kikies
>>62383997how soon before OIL hits the 60s?
By the way babe, you didnt even get the reference to penelope, you really should keep quiet on this. I was hoping we would see it together
RALLY YOU NIGGERS
>>62383999no it doesn't you fucking retard
No crying in the casino, baggies, you tried to beat the house and lost.
jews are dumping the market unironically
>>62384003my life*where can i buy sone nukes? i want to nuke wallstreet
intcelbros…
>>62383987I would sell right now and buy back in a couple of hours. The top is in.
>>62384004probably tonight or tomorrow
I don't even care if it hits $300 next week. I'm out.
SPCX is fucking me in the ass.
>>62384005Since Helen and Penelope are cousins why is one sub-Saharan African and the other is White?
>>62384003GOOD MORNING SARPLEZSE TO BE DOING THE NEEDFUL
AYO I'M GETTING MONEY LIKE A NIGGER, NIGGARED NUTS FOR DINNER
>presents
>>62384007
>>62384009>crying>when a clear V is being deployedYou are very mistaken, bobo.
>>62384019Its a demoralization rumor and it is not true. You chuds should be lobotomized
Juneteenth is a fine holiday.This is my wokest opinion.
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAÆEEEEEE
Money is pouring into bonds, check the yields
>>62383906pick me up a pair of those turquoise "asian twink" flavor packs pls. let me know how much it costs and i will send you the money in btc... thanks bro i owe you big!
>>62384031What are you on about? Lupita Nyong'o is confirmed to be playing Helen of Troy and her sister Clytemnestra you fucking spastic
The most bullish thing Trump could do right now wouldbe to bomb Israel
>kevin warsh>didn't lower rates>trump hates him>spooked the markets>investors hate him>gave stupid answers>journalists hate him>didn't fix inflation>consumers hate him>didn't renovate the fed buildings>fed employees hate him>shit on the government statistics>statisticians hate him>created a bunch of task forces>government efficiency advocates hate himwtf is this guy good for?
>>62384041He's good at setting up different task forces boss.
Day x of hoping Microshart will go up and to the right
Man i regret selling my mu and sndk last week. Now I have taxes out the ass and I just bought back in higher... oh well back to gainscity
I bought a couple of them Space Exploration call options. Only a retard would be taking profits on this shit before we reach the moon boss.
>>62384046it’s going down today amzn goog mshit
>>62384035It's like the market can't makyup it's mind about Warsh. Dxy still spiking despite oil going down.
>>62384041If Warsh sticks to caring about actual fucking prices and not being a shitty market manipulator like Powell he's going to be 10 times the fed chair Jerome was. >and so I plug my ears and sing la la la I'm not listening to energy or house pricesI don't like Trump. That's my bias. And I fucking hate Powell.
Is WDC the next MU?
good morning saars
>>62384019Wow, you're ok with a cyclops, mythical gods and monsters, magic, giants and sirens but not a BMW M5 sedan in the movie? Just wow
>>62384031This is the part where a man would own up to his mistakes and apolgise for being wrong
>>62384018Only lose money if you sell baggie :^)
>>62384033The name is stupid, only a nigger could come up with it. A normal holiday is named after what it celebrates, e.g. "Christmas", "Independence Day", etc. This one is just "omg it's June 19". Name it something like Black Freedom Day.
>golem market opens >Rolls Royce dipsmutts need to stop dumping my stocks every time they go green
>>62384047>he hasn't been gigaultraturbochargemaxxing his IRAs this whole time
>went to take a shit>spcx penetrated the 187 floor damn i hope nobody's holding this shitcoin
>>62384033CheckedDoesn't need to be a federal holiday. They've already got MLK Day, they don't need another one
>>62384065What?
Why can't SEX pump during an omnipump?
>>62384039Ill believe it when i see it. I will be in europe when it comes out though so i cant take you unless you make some real dough here pretty fast
just slurped the oil falling knife AMA
wtf is wrong with sidu? blaady bitch basterd
He must've left out of embarrassment, he should do the honourable thing and kill himself
WHY THE FUCK IS SLV SO FUCKING BAD
>>62384041He said AI and data a bunch yesterday>>62384069Tax free trading nigga
>>62384070Because people realize that there are real companies to buy and so they sell that shit to buy the real companies
>>62384073still time to sell at no loss
>>62384036I only accept silver
>>62384069Tax advantaged accounts, my roth is up like 120 years worth of contributions
>>62384062rycey is green though?NOW looking a bit juicy around 80s ngl
NOO MY VEE
>>62384062I always wait for the yank dump to buy a little extra rolley, it’s insane how on schedule it is
>>62384051>Dxy still spiking despite oil going down.That's the usual correlation, so with the war ending a high dollar should keep putting pressure on oil
>ACN -16%It's funny to see software companies being beaten to death when they are the ones that are supposed to create the future: a.i. workflows
>>62384072>the reunion between Odysseus’ fellow king Menelaus (Jon Bernthal) and his wife Helen (Lupita Nyong’o)—the most beautiful woman in the world, blamed for starting the war after a Trojan prince spirited her away—has always felt too neatly resolved in the poem. Nolan complicates it. And in a twist, Nyong’o also plays Helen’s sister, Clytemnestra, whose marriage to Menelaus’ brother Agamemnon (Benny Safdie) is, to put it mildly, acrimonious.https://time.com/article/2026/05/12/christopher-nolan-odyssey-interview/https://www.ign.com/articles/christopher-nolan-confirms-casting-twist-for-the-odyssey-with-one-actor-playing-dual-roleshttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/the-odyssey-lupita-nyongo-two-roles-1236593242/
>>62384068Tbh I prefer it to MLK Jr. Day. We should drop that one instead.
>>62384091almost like it's a bubble saar
>>62384091Compared to Hardware software is basically free, especially as the hardware starts getting better and better at writing the software itself
Lowercase h pattern. Not a good one
I want ram prices even higherI want hard drive prices through the roofI want processors to cost an arm and a legAnd I want gamers to be able to afford absolutely none of these, they must own NOTHING
mister kevin sir please look under your desk jerome he had this button with a v on it sir please press the button please I’m begging y hello? hellooo??
wd cant pump 10 % after i sold the whole sideways movementi wont allow thisi will kill everyone
>>62384098REDEEM THE V SAAAAR
i manage to invest in the shittiest companies jesus christ an exec just sold $30m in shares while the stock is dumping
> nows
>>62384100>he sold? >pump it
>>62384092Even if its true it is a minor plot point and she wont have more than 2 minutes of screen time. You might be scoting points with other retards, which i know is the currency that matters most to you, but im familiar with the odyssey and i am more concerned with who will play athena penelope and cerce
>>62384109Moving the goalposts to a whole 'nother time zone
Skip it then. You would probably enjoy supergirl more
spcx wetbacks we can’t let that pendejo elong musk get away with this…
DUDE MARS LMAO
>>62384121Data centers....but IN SPACE
XSD you little shit go up higher i can't wait to get rid of you
>>62384109We already know who's cast as them, Zendaya is Athena, Anne Hathaway is Penleope and Samantha Morton is Cerce, it's hilarious that despite not knowing that the casting of Helen of Troy has already been confirmed for over a month you say it is a "demoralization rumor" putting on full display your ignorance, it's further displayed as you're clueless about the other roles such as Athena, Penelope and Cerce which have been known now for many months, you're a midwit, kill yourself
What is this fucking rollercoaster man, just pump it a little bit so I can cash out at 0.1% gain already
>spcx right now
>>62384126I dont read people magazine or reddit. I guess its two for supergirl then.
>>62384129it's safe and effective goy
>>62384127enjoy the rideit never ends
>>62384129I just got more calls, these guys are literally going to the moon boss.
>>62384129@grok this isnt real, r-right.. >grok: SPCX going to $0
>>62384132>be out of touch>get mad at your own headcanon>scoff at people who are in the know>play it off like being ignorant is actually wiseyou will never be the brown robe wojak
Retail is taking profits today so they can binge all weekend longYou are getting yours right anon?
>>62384132It was posted all over 4chan and the internet for weeks, you also have the ability to look up the information yourself before making such statement, but you decide to embarrass yourself as you proclaim with such confidence that it's a "demoralization rumor" displaying why you sir are the most deserving of the Dunning-Kruger Award of the week
>>62384141i am beyond the wants and needs of a retail worker
>lockheed down 4% because the war is over even tho the war has been over for a month and the stock tanked during the war anywaydisregard the ten trillion dollar backlog tho
why is silver a shitcoin now?
>>62384123Are solar flare and cosmic radiation solved?Based Elon
looks like the money printer is fixed now
>>62384141I've been binging all week I gotta take a breather on weekends
Its almost tea time for soxl
Never was >Trust the planMore apt.
>MUU
It is scientifically feasible for SOXL to reach $333
>>62384144I will be watching this movie, and i will enjoy it. You have obviously been filling your mind with gossip and poison though. I have been planning my route through europe to maximize how much baroque art and renaissance sculpture i can see. You will sit in your sweaty rented room all summer and talk to yourself and other losers about how sour the grapes are
Well ill be a Nigger lipped monkey baboon pavement apes uncle, soxl looking spicy
i have become the baggler, the destroyer of poorfolios
> Intel Corp.'s stock surged Thursday after US President Donald Trump said the chipmaker will work alongside Apple Inc. to design and produce semiconductors domestically.>Trump didn't elaborate on that tie-up, which he mentioned after championing Nvidia Corp. and Elon Musk's Terafab chipmaking ambitions in a Truth Social post. The iPhone maker has held exploratory discussions about using Intel and Samsung Electronics Co. to produce the main processors for its devices in the US.>"I decided to help Intel because we need to design and build our Chips right here in America," Trump posted. "Apple has agreed to work with Intel to design and build its Chips in America." i mean, okay if XSD doesn't fucking moon off of this i'm going to exit this shitcoin
>>62384163That's cool and all but what are the stock market implications of this
Doesn’t MU just pop up 30-50% from their earnings? I mean it’s price discovery + fomo + too much demand from investors + short squeeze + gamma squeeze combined.
Ok, maybe I shouldn't have trimmed DRAM a couple of weeks ago
at what price BTC does the shotgun go off?
>>62384163Gossip and poison because I am informed by the director of the film themself about who's cast in what role? Hilarious that this all started because I bemused at the difference in appearance between Helen of Troy and Penelope despite them being first cousins, then after showing everyone your ignorance and embarrassing yourself you've done nothing but seethe because I merely corrected you, throughout this entire conversation I haven't even levied any criticism at the choice of casting or the film itself, this all stems from the fact you were humiliated
WE BEST KOREA NOW
>>62384177Shotgun to the head as it goes to 0? Soon I hope
>SPCX
>>62384172Why ask me and not the idiots playing gainsay? Enjoy suoergirl
>>62384180>I bemused at the difference in appearance between Helen of Troy and Penelope despite them being first cousinsanon you have had months to be outraged over this. why choose now?
MARKET IS CLOSED FOR NIGTEENTH
I sold all of my FNMA. This shit stock is not going to go full public again because Pulte is a god damned retard.That money is just one big sunk cost so I had to cut it. Much better in EWT (Taiwan ETF) where I moved it.
Imagine what'll happen when they unlock the rest of the SPCX shares and insiders are allowed to sell
we get a giga candle in the opposite direction every 5 minutes what the fuck is this market
>>62384187It was in direct response to anon's comments, I never brought up the film to begin with
Sneedisk and Micro chUck
Keep that profit in your pocket if you've got it, don't turn it into a big loss before the long weekend
i have no idea what the fuck is going on today but i will hold my $740 0DTE puts until the casino closes them21 contractsthe ball is in your court, mr. market
>>62384192they're normgroids they'll sell instantly. the stock actually looks good but it's an IPO there's too much pressure.
>my portfolio is destined never to go over £100k thanks to MSFTa curse on this business
uh DRAMgods?
I'm actually starting to get scared for this weekend.Despite how retarded the markets have been, 20% of global oil STILL being locked doesn't bode well for the imminent future.
>OIL Never selling>TechNever buying>MarsNever going Simple as
>>62383955> Lupita Nyong'o> her sister i chlamydia> kenyan-mexican le heritage> both parents are dark blackuh huh
vix coiling up like a snake
>plop money into safe index funds for years and dont think about it>"hey hang on a sec my stocks are doing great this year">start risky portfolio about a month ago, heavily diversified, extremely slow buildup>consistently lose and gain the same amount daily>down 10 dollars totalFug dis
when are indexes starting SPCX accumulation?
>>62384230>not gambling everything daily Unironically ngmi
Attention smiggers of smgI boughted £10,000 GAMB todayI am doubling down on my double downAnd I will be vindicated, in this life or the next
>problem with this opex price action?
>>62384231when it reaches $120
Cannot believe how much money I’m making with Sneedisk my only regrets are not buying more and earlier
>>62384220Oil has almost wiped out all its gains from the war despite the strait not having been fully reopened and Russian oil refineries and depots still being damaged and destroyed by Ukraine, Russia has halted exports of jet fuel and petrol and has even started importing petrol from Asia
I keep missing the memory bullrun because I'm scared
>>62384249There's gonna be more opportunities, right bros?
>>62384254might sell my MSFT bags and put them in memory to kill the bullrun
i just sold some AMD to buy a ps5 for GTA 6
>>62384013???
>>62384257yes, on the short side
>>62384270I mean other stocks that will make me rich?
>XSD >up 5.0% >go take a second shit (very high fiber diet, okay?) >look again >up 5.92% i mean, sure i ain't complaining but i expected this kind of volatility from shitcoins, not equities
>>62384249Same but Micron
>>62384268it's up almost 8%
AMFNBuy your lottery ticket now.
NBIS bros we got too cocky,
Policemen swear to god Trust the FUCKING CULT
>>62384283I-it’s a healthy pullback after yesterday >*hits the copium pipe harder*
>>62383972 >bought at IPO price>didn't DCA on the way upkek, you margin niggers deserve it. I will buy once the volatility goes down and musk has actually done something. but who was fucking buying at 200 dollary doos?
>>62384283>neebs feed and seed
lol SPCX keep ramming that 178 line like a rabbit trying to breed plap plap plap plap
Big rotation into nuclear has commenced.
>>62384291>spcx hitting that 178 again
Damn, shoulda got puts for SPCX
KEK SPACESEX
Oh my goodness oh my dram.https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s?is=oabhddKgVPl9hqTg
Ay yo. My MRVU goin nutz.
>>62383948>I'm not confident or comfortable buying into themThats understandable. at least youre very rational. May you have ample gains anon
>>62384279Mmmmmm that seems like a real gamble even by my speculative standards
Why is the market closed tomorrow?
>>62384307niggers
You could have bought WDC any day this week
>>62384033>>62384061god forbid it would be called emancipation day or free teh niggers days or something like that
>>62384308>>62384308>>62384308
>>62384306They used to be an entirely different company. It's a lotto ticket shitcoin gamble, no doubt.
>>62384083>>62384077Yea nah I need my money now. My tax account is just etf.
So we are getting a good dump the next week, what are you slurping? I'm going for more NBIS, CRWV and DRAM.
>>62383786But I really need them to pump please dude one last pump
