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RDDT WE DID ITBUY RDDT BUY!
I am still making money off of sneedisk>securing gains edition part deuxthank you for your attention to this matter
I have 230 thousand dollars saved up. Tell me which stocks to buy to turn that into a million dollars within a year.
>That last minute giga pumpSo Monday is going to be all red, right?
>>62385710Let's see how it does post-market.
Okay, I lied. I'm not French. But I love French bush.
I SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62385715Does RDDT have any actual upsides besides selling its user data to AI companies.
>my face when I sold MU 1150 calls and I'm fighting potential after hours assignmentStop. Go down.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this (shortened) week!?!?
>that last minute droplmao SPCX really is a pump and dump jooish scheme
FUG DIS
>>62385721just had the same thoughtreally tempted to sell everything now and wait out the long weekendfuck this lame ass shit
SPCX lmao the sheer volume of this candle.
>>62385721YESSSS TIME TO SLURP MORE....>>62385733+6,75%
>>62385705wen do we buy uranium again??
>>62385733+2.10%
>MRVL dump at last seconduhhh why?
>>62385728is there even any upside in them selling user data? AI companies already scraped all the reddit posts anyway
>>62385733+7.32%, new all time high thanks to sneedisk/SNXXno weekly total yet because fidelity is gay
>>62385733Decent day despite space sector slide.
>>62385733+$122.95 (+1.23%)
>>62385730You have until 5:30 eastern
>>62385733+3.2% I feel nothing
>>62385733Today: +2.54%This Week: +2.04%This Month: -1.72%This Year: +29.58%From Peak: -2.76%12 Months: +37.89%This volatility is annoying meIt should just go up
>>62385733up 1.79% today, up 3.45% this week
>>623857334.36%. Would have been more if MRVL didnt rug right at last second.
>>62385733+11% day+16% week
sneedisk just hit $2,200+ oh gosh dood oh geez
>>62385733(+6.87%)Today's gain/loss
>>62385723I should have never paid for gookfu's lazer hair removal, she can't grow hair on her genitals anymore, and I all I want to do is run my fingers through her bush she can't grow anymore. Speaking of which we booked a suite at the casino with a jacuzzi tub. Give me roulette numbers, first dubz get is the one I will use.
>>62385733
Got into TER, AMKOR and AAOI yesterday.Anyone who knows what any of these are let me know cause I've no clue. They just felt right
Up 14%, down 7% for the week. Most of that down is July calls though.
>>62385733+9.96%About +14% for the week
>>62385747ngmi
>>62385733First day in a while all my positions ended up green
Remember when crypto was all the rage. Then it was SaaS. And now it's AI. How much more hype can they make up until people stop playing
I slurped ACN today. Am I in for a world of pain?
Should I sell my meager UEC, LAC and DNN positions when they hit green and put it in chips or hold and hope for a 10x in the next 5 years? I don't mind investing more into them, but I have really no idea whether they'll pump or crab eternally.
>>62385776objectively speaking, crypto was always retarded
>>62385762alright since you guys aren't going to help I am just going to google holocaust tattoo and use the last 1 or two digits from the first tattoo image on google search it's a sure fire way to win. #WithJewsYouWin #ThanksHitler
>>62385773Rooting for you bro I think you'll make it
why does smg seems like they pick all the greatest 10x'er but never tell anyone until it 10x's
>>62385781I miss the retarded cryptofuturists.
>>62385733+1.72% Today
>>62385733-1.1%Space marines, will get them next time..
>>62385705What if you found out your wife was taking miles of nigger dick but also you were a millionaire
>>62385785Everyone bought 500 SNeeDKs at $40 here. It's true.
>>62385786But now we have the retarded Musk fanboys.
>>62385781This is why I didn't buy Bitcoin at .0001. always retardmaxx.
>>62385733+9% today+20% weekNo PDT limit has worked great for me.
>>62385733WDC pumped and I reached two of my investment milestones in one day, then it dumped as people ran to other AI-related stocks because of Tim Cook, so I lost the second one and MIGHT lose the first one before I type this.
>>62385745This would be me if I had not freaked out and sold MU, SNDK, MRVL, and NBIS last week.I fucked up so bad.
New all time hugh for SNDK in after hours
At least I can watch SK Hynix, Samsung, and SIVE moon tomorrow. Stupid American holy day.
>>62385733Rolled over about $500 on previously unrealized gains into xndu so that’s nice
Do people see a little red and sell lol
>>62385782Nobody cares, dude.
I had sex with a crazy woman who talks to herself outside my job. She’s apparently not homeless but she’s mentally ill but kind of fit for her age. Blowjob was bare and felt warm and good. I tried fucking her doggystyle standing but the aromas were too much and I stopped after a minute or so.
>>62385798I hope you didn't freak out and FOMO back in at all time highs, mere days before the huge drop after MU earnings.
>>62385794I mean yeah if you zoom out but look at the last 5 or so years
>>62385802Even worse they see +5% and sell, in jealous fear
>>62385791my average is $962.73, far ways away from $40>>62385799i did say new highs were coming this morning >>62384353
Prepare for the next generational dip the next week, let's hope is before the MU earnings report so we can slurp more MU, Soxl or DRAM.
>>62385805Sorry you didn't make any money today, actually no I'm not. Nobody cares boss.
>>62385768>AAOIBe prepared for volatility. That thing has a chart that looks like a heart beat monitor.
I fuck good and hard.Decent stamina.
Oil is going to $55. Gold to $3100. Silver to $45.SOXL is going to $420. The world runs on chips now.
>>62385733-35%i sold everything todayi need a break and i break i mean a bridge to jump off fromwe need a crash and a restart
>>62385810Oh for sure yeah, I still have xrp, hedera and xlm bags. I don't even bother checking the prices anymore though.
>>62385791Sure they all did, that’s why whenever someone predicts any stock is going to go up for whatever reason regardless everyone assumes they’re just looking for exit liquidity.
>>62385733Today:>+.27%Would've been 1.07%, but I have rather a lot of my portfolio in grrr.Week:>+2.2%Solded all my mu early, hopefully we get a nice earnings dump so that I can buy back in
>>6238578218 and red
I will buy MU because MUMU.
>>62385833>but I have rather a lot of my portfolio in grrr.Are you the GRRRjeet? If not, then WHY?
Niggrrr anon are you proud of my 120 shares now?
>>62385733+5.01%+10.02%I've never made this much money this quickly. I am scared
This guys literally got paid millions... fuggg.
Everyone here that got rugged by Elon needs to raise their hands
>>62385817GOD I HOPE IT DUMPS THE ENTIRE MEMORY MARKET so I can sell my nbis calls and buy some 50/50 mu/sndk calls
>>62385733-20% fuck my life (GRRR and SPCX)Shill me tickers please, obviously my strategy is dog shit
>>62385842AI couldn't even fix that mf head wtf
what is this tranny pattern called?vix wanted to go above 20 but the joose killed it
>tech stocks pumping>bitcoin machine computer dumpingWhy? I thought they were 1:1 for a while there. I did think bitcoin dumps through eoy but seems werid.
MUBABES BY ALLAH WAGMI
>>62385852Everyone panny sold then changed their minds.
Why did every semi in existence rug during the last 10m, right as Nasdaq and SP were pumping into close?
>>62385849But it seems like your strategy is to buy tickers that are shilled here
>>62385849>>62385838>>62385833SmiGRRRs will be rewarded for their patience and devotion next week, we have formed the low of the handle in the cup and handle that has been forming since September. $30 soon come smiggers, patriots in control, no panicans!
>>62385733+4.05%
>>62385866How much cow urine would you say that you drink in a year?
>>62385855It seemed to track nasdaq for a while, so idk what happened. Maybe the people who saw BTC as another speculative tech play left and the leftovers are mostly the people who see BTC as digital gold. That is my honest hope, I want BTC to be a debasement trade, but there isn't a lot of solid evidence I see for that, yet. People are buying in and selling for different reasons. I haven't heard a unified theory that really makes sense to me. Hopefully that theory becomes more clear over the next few years.
>>62385733+4.39%The big 100k milestone is in touching distance
>>62385866Grrr might work out but the opportunity cost of holding is too high right now
>>62385864End of June will mean fund managers have to rebalance their portfolios, ie, sell overperformers and buy bonds to maintain their ratios. It could be they are getting ready to do that, though idk if it's too early.
>>62385846I'll be contacting a lawyer and starting a $2T class action if anyone wants in. Fuck rocket boi.
>>62385808I bought back in to sndk and am waiting for earnings to by back mu ...maybe
>>62385737you can't sell everything now the market is closed until premarket Sunday
>>62385786Kek.
>>62385846I'm up 35% on my SPCX IPO shares. If you're going to cry for me, take your dirty diaper off that chapped ass of yours and blow your nose in it for me.
Yo, what the fuck. Why do burgers have two trading holidays dedicated to niggers? Let me trade you faggots. Juneteenth... for WAKANDA n shieeez. What a clown word for a clown country.
>>62385733+5.6%I deleverded into the weekend
ALAB has been a monster.
>>62385881Thanks lad.Is it particular to June or the same goes for every month?
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BOBO?!YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!
>>62385893Shit bait m8, nobody here bought SPCX at 135, that was the insider price.
>>62385824One could hope I'd buy so much gold
>>62385733+4.97% todayOnly playing with $500 because I'm new to investing in general.Got SSPC at market open because SPCX overvalued, sold at 10.36.Got SOXL and SNXX because line will probably continue to go up and I am correct so far.Bunch of random shit that I think will be more stable over the coming weeks.
>>62385842>purchased degreePeak market capitalism
>>62385896>2.7bil projected revenue in 2028What the fuck, that's it? SANDISK WHIPS ITS ASS WITH THAT PROJECTION
>>62385906>Bobo gets fucked in the ass>KMB moons 1.03%>>62385906Nigga you just had to request the shares through Robinhood or Fidelity and you got them at $135. Now take that diaper off and put your nose in it.
>>62385842Why can't I find any news about this
>>62385877the debasement trade angle for BTC is kind of bullshit imo. Yeah there's a finite number of BTC, but that is not a unique property, you might as well just digitize gold. Really the only value of BTC I see is as value transfer rails that are untouchable by the gov, which is truly valuable, so btc will never be a 0 but..eh . The only other "value" of btc/crypto is the ecosystem of pump and dumpers / influencers / etc , basically a casino-lite / betting platform that may or may not move on geopolitics / macro / etc - and some people might find this an attractive market to play in
>>62385866grrr 18.50c june 26
>>62385918the value in btc is buying mstx when btc = 60k
Well what a horrible day despite being up on my portfolio>spent a huge chunk of trading hours watching/trading the market rather than just sleeping for an extra 4 hours>turns out the SPCX purchase that was supposedly happening today by a fund or etf never happened or they have elsewhere to buy the shares>a stock i believed in finally pumped after holding it all this time, what a mistake it was selling CC's>the rubbery noise i keep hearing in my ears turns out to be coming from my jaw, now worried my tmj or whatever it is, is worseningAt least I sold my remaining SPCX shares at a profit, no way am I holding that lel. Not buying shares any time soon either, those random huge wicks look sus.
>>62385922yeah that's what I said:>the ecosystem of pump and dumpers / influencers / etc , basically a casino-lite / betting platform that may or may not move on geopolitics / macro / etc basically literally """value""" in the price action itself for people to gamble on
Silver copium
>>62385927yeah and until we see a bottom consistently below 60k, buying at that price is free money. Buy mstx and sell for about 10% gains
Is it wrong to be angry at blacks for the market being closed tomorrow
>>62385938yes
>>62385938be angry at the ones that enable this
> futures
>>62385920holy shit look at my idwitness me
Trulieve is now listed on NYSE. Cannabis stocks are laughing stocks, also hated. You should buy hate. Why are you not buying TRLV right now?
Thanks for the recommendation on DRAM bros! Do I exercise this or hold until expire?
>>62385925>turns out the SPCX purchase that was supposedly happening today by a fund or etf never happened or they have elsewhere to buy the sharesFor the love of God and all things Holy, tell the class that you really didn't expect the first index to start whipping shares at $100+ of the IPO price, anon....
>>62385928meme lines are so funny
It's time to short MSFT with everything you've got.
>>62385957Goynip is a meme and spiritual poison, not touching that shit especially now that we've seen there's not really that much demand for it.
>>62385832You have to strike a balance between jaded and racist to harvest /smg/ alpha, once you figure that out it's everywhere
>>62385964I mean I've been watching Microsoft be the dog of the mag 7 for a few weeks now, no clue why, but curious. I thought they were supposed to be a good stock, but shit like Nvideo, Kikebook, and Tim's Fruit Company have been completely kicking their ass for a few months boss.
>>62385959you'd have made 3x buying muu and snxx instead just Saiyan
>>62385970I bought a pile of SLV calls at the close because someone was bitching about silver going down boss.
>>62385964It's always a good time to short that piece of shit
>>62385972Satya Nadella is the worst CEO of the Mag 7 by a long shot. He inherited a company with a positive trajectory, killed the culture, stacked it full of Indians, and now is getting sued for letting the share price plummet which is probably going to uncover all sorts of nasty shit going on there. Once he's gone, it'll be like 5 years at least before the company has even a prayer of turning around assuming they put someone in charge that isn't as bad. I was long, flipped short, and have been making money hand over fist.
>>62385938nowhite politicians were responsible for that
>>62385972because mag7 is a fucking meme. If you didn't notice it yet, it's the same fucking money rotating between them. There's one that shits the bet for a while, while money goes into the other ones. And then the one that shat the bed somehow recovers for no reason, and another one takes the bite. Last time it was Memeta. It's all fucking fake and gay at levels thought to be theoretically impossible.
>>62385925>turns out the SPCX purchase that was supposedly happening today by a fund or etf never happened or they have elsewhere to buy the sharesyou realize there was nothing preventing them from buying early, right? they probably bought everything they needed on the first trading day, if not the IPO itself
>>62385719Put it all on black
>>62385973Huh? You just come on smg and tell lies?
>>62385894american culture is all about them if you haven't noticed
>>62385938You have President Brandon to thank for that
I bought an ounce of silver. Whatever.I wasnt done stacking anyway.
>>62385719GRRR is an easy 4X by the end of the year
>>62385719Some binary event like Inventiva phase 3 mash readout in q4 2026.
>>62385976Being on the metals boat is not worth any potential gain IMO maybe I am too young #boss
Why do people buy silver when it's eps is like 0???
>>62385986if it's just circle jerking around, why not just go grab the free alpha sitting right there boss?
NINES AND THE MARKETS FINEZERO AND THE MARKETS NOT
>>62385733+10.54% today
>>62386000checked
>>62385993based
>>62385998Why are you assuming I'm not. That doesn't make it less fucking fake and gay.
>>62386000Doesn't rhyme doesn't count
>>62385996Look its an instrument and I'm going to play it. You have to take the easy ones, don't force anything and you'll make it with ease kiddo.
>>62386000Using this as a sign the AI bubble will burst within the month
>>62385970Not true babe. And you wouldnt know good advice if it was handed to you with love. Have a good weekend.
>>62386006What rhymes with zero, an hero?
>another couldawouldashoulda almost 20k day>another day of being exactly right >another day where I sold my calls/puts at +$500-800 because I'm afraid to lose while simultaneously engaging in the riskiest type of trading available.
>>62386005It's not fake and gay if you cash out a pile, hold half in a 6 month CD to cover your taxes, and blow the rest on whatever floats your boat. That's real fun boss.
>>62386014That would be a good one for next time. Zero and you an hero
>there are stocks and ETFs that did a 10x in a year>meanwhile my 100k poorfolio is crabbing at bestI could literally have been a millionaire right now.
They shall be my finest buyers... In great stocks I shall clad them... They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my SpaceXMarines...and they shall know no fear
>>62386023Buy GRRR and become the gorillionaire you were born to be, easy $100 end of next year.
>>62386028If you tweet this to Elon he will love it
>>62386007I hear you and I wish you well personally but the shiny rock crew will forever disgust me>>62386012You like men just admit it already we can't think any less of you
>>62385733The week is not over friend.Canada, Britain and Japan are still open tomorrow.
>>62386036who gives a fuck about those?
>>62385983>microsoft ceo sued for pretending ai growth was happening but it wasn'ttop signal
>>62386036What about sri lanka (indian Britain), madagascar(african Britain), and Cuba(latinx Britain)?
Fart on my dick tonight
>>62386023Iktf, if I went all in on this one pick earlier this year I'd be a millionaire right now. My portfolio has only been going up at a rate that's about the same as waging a well paying job. But that's not enough, I need to get wealthy before I end up in a scenario where I all in and stocks just end up dumping and dumping until I'm down 80%+
>>62386041You are a RACIST sir.A racist with a NON-DIVERSE portfolio.Buy Rolls Royce and EU defence stocks.
>>62386035I only care about one person here. If you ever grow some good sense or courage and have a decent opinion you will learn how much the "we" really cares about you. You are a coward and a fool.
>>62385990from drams inception to datequit playing
>>62386053Are you fucking retarded look at when I bought my options
>>62386053>plantrustingFUCKINGOD
>>62386016slow and steady wins the race m8the big risk gains come with bigger lossesthese folks disappear on down days
>>62385899Different funds have different schedules for rebalances, and some are continuous, but the end of June coincides with the end of Q2, the Russel Index reshuffle, and a bunch of options and futures that all expire on the same day. So, it's just a lot of things overlapping and reshuffling to the tune of trillions of dollars. There are other months where these things overlap, but the end of June might be the biggest one.
>>62385983What I hear from reading software engineering forums is that MSFT is starting to collapse internally. A lot of their products are falling apart, they're unstable, features don't work, customers complain constantly. Engineers now spend the majority of their time figuring out bugs. They can't even fix some of the bugs because the AI code is such a mess that it's impossible to make changes without breaking something else.
>>62386052I'm aware nobody in here really cares about me, but I'm also aware everybody including babe despises you, ergo 'we', you talk about turning things around for the better with that chick and it's some of the gayest headstrong-failure shit I've ever read
>>62386042All while letting every other division of the company burn to the ground. He is possibly one of the worst CEOs I've ever seen. The CEO of Ford I remember being pretty awful, but Satya actually is probably worse. Without digging into literal scam companies or CEOs that oversaw collapses of the companies themselves, I can't actually think of a worse one. It's not Ballmer because he set MSFT up for the cloud growth that Satya gets credit for.
stocks to take your mind off missed highschool oneitis?
>>62385705AQB bros when are we going to sell our mutant fish? I found some in an old tdameritrade account
>>62386051i'm never touching european shit againit ranges from disappointing to bad
Just starting to realize of all the shit I could have blew my money on, short dated options are not the way to go. Would have made more money throwing it on leveraged etfs like soxl or muu or buying longer dated calls on the meme stocks like dram. I'm not going to play on earnings week anymore (unless I'm going short on the iv crush) and I'm not going to play on 0dte options anymore. Yeah call me a mega retard but it was an expensive lesson for me to learn. Getting rich quick never ends well brahs
>>62386083Begins with G and ends in RRR
Glad i am mistaken again. Babe you are worth it to me and i am not giving up.
Putting out some nigger pickles for St. George floyd tonight. Hope to wake up to find a present!
>>62386016as long as you buy little contracts and tender them until they are bigand you provided them a loving home in your portfoliofor however much timeyou are doing good work in the universe
>>62386070It's because Satya's management style is some whacked out ass "I'm going to give you $100. Now try to figure out how to do a $200 project with it lol...also I'm giving myself a bigger bonus and we're cutting all of your bonuses...oh and we're hiring all of Mumbai to work here and removing toilets from the bathroom." The core of my short thesis which makes me feel very comfortable is there's not going to be any giant upside anytime soon and if there is, it's easy to manage and will only end up cutting into the profits from the shorts I've successfully run. There is no existential upside threat. Meanwhile, the executive team is predictably awful so that's not going to just suddenly do a 180. If anything, it will only cause more and more fraying.
>>62386097u fokin pussya
Sold 40k in SOXL 400 sept covered calls today. Its literally that easy to make money.
I'm a bit worried that MU will miss earnings by a few cents and it will cause a panic sell that will drag all the semiconductors
>>62385773SAFE
>endure goldie stocks getting smashed by Iran War>we finally get a peace deal and Oil price easing>Gold keeps tanking anywayI hate this fucking stupid market. Now apparently one interest rate indicator from the fed is enough to spoil the whole recovery.
>>62386063lower your tone you tiny little pecker
>>62386111Trust the plan
>>62386102I really don't get this craze. It feels like it's really being artificially forced. It's like making gas station pickles popular.
>>62386111They'll be fine from a performance standpoint. I would bet on a beat, but I wouldn't be able to guess the market's reaction to the beat.
>>62386116wrong pic. either way dram is btfo at all times
>>62386105Its already cheap and growing double digits. You should cover, shorts have a time limit. Eventually software will snap back and msft will lead. Take your win and dont let your feelings and desire to be right cause you more harm.
>>62386102Based. Dih bih gah
>>62386116>>62386125How retarded are you trying to compare a 20 day options call with a 2 years span of a 2x etf
>>62385976>How does he do it?
last one. if you want memory just buy muu and snxx
>>62386131I'm posting from a tiny phone screen. dram is btfo at all times including your purchase period you tiny dick fag>>62386133
You’re gonna live to see the 110th expulsion of the jewish people. LMFAO.
>>62386136You still got the date wrong holy fuck stop replying to me fucking retard
>>62386137Ever the eternal victims
>>62386141do you want to lose bad or really bad you're a loser either way
>>62386137>Trump isn't a MIGA cucksure lmao
>>62386137>kabuki opticslooks like it's working on double digits IQ
>>62386137>all the worst people are hating on each otherjerumyclarkson.mp3
>>62386137im now supposed to get my news from some literal transformer?
>>62386137So will the US now bomb the US for being anti-Israel?
>>62386137Incredible things are happening
>>62385733fuckni +1.9% I LOVE AMERICA!!! BEST FINANCIAL MARKET EVER!
>>62386137removing Israel's only threat was a conspiracy against them I'll explain later
>>62386137> the MOU is anti-semiticThe MOU MUST be stopped.
>>62386163Groypers are so stupid lmao
>>62386163Nick the Spic for President 2084 or something
>>62385849stop hype stock maxxing.
>>62386171>>62386173Why the h8?
Still don't know what a groyper is supposed to be and last time I asked I just got called a groyper
so now that trump secretly destroyed Israel does that mean we will now get the truth about Epstein or are we onto the next cuck theory
>>62386137ok this is extremely dangerous to our bags
>>62386163not gonna lie, this just barely makes the $300B worth it. Barely.
>>62386177Groypers are basically just the right version of Palestine retards. They never offer real solutions just shriek about their one niche issues. Im tired of groups that don't offer solutions to their problems besides crying or fantasy violence.
>>62386178same I don't keep up with cringe jargon
>>62386178groypers are young mexican men who believe that the jews are to blame for everything but you are never ever ever ever supposed to actually do anything about it
>>62386185Oy vey its anothah shoah
>>62386182you know the answer
>>62386185>jd vance>liedI can't believe this is happening.
>>62386177cringe
I have never been this bullish on the economy
>>62386178sexually frustrated brown men who blame jews for all their problems
>>62386182All the shit that will float to the surface about the immigrants pillaging europe will make epstein look like a fucking saint
What am I supposed to do for 3 fucking days?
>>62385762>she can't grow hair on her genitals anymoreHow much did it cost? Pubes are disgusting and I'd love to get my pube and pit hair removed permanently.
>>62386204top signal
>>62386208Play Project Ascension?
>>62385911What website is this?
apparently IT'S A NEW FUCKING ERA AT THE FED BECAUSE THEY SUBSTITUTED DICKHEAD #5 FOR DICKHEAD #6is everybody this fucking gullible?>>62385785WY 7/17 26c>>62385877>I haven't heard a unified theory that really makes sense to me.>"Refinance where, Michael?"
>>62386208Trade futures if you want, they close at 1pm tomorrow and reopen at the normal 6pm sunday both times eastern
>>62386208Shit, it feels kind of like a Friday nowwtf man
>>62386208jerk off
>>62386208>read and exercise>meditate>prepare yourself mentally to make the best possible decisions on mondayOR>goon like a tardWhich way anon?
>wait for MU to go sub 1k after earnings>put all of my $90k into MUU>sell in 3 weeks>$$$Good plan?
What in the fuck is juneteenth?
UONE didnt pump for Juneteenththe new generation has forgotten
>>62386246>>meditategay>>goon like a retardgooning is healthy
>>62386246What about party & drinks?
>>62385721I had the thought that almost everything feels like a trap right now. It's strange how 10 weeks ago was good for buying and everything since then feels like the run up to a massive run down.
>>62386255fake and gay
but internet told me MU was cyclical...
The Treaty of Versailles has never been broken before
>>62386133>double levered instrument on a memory stock>does about twice as well as the spot exposure diversified memory etf>would perform about twice as badly as it if stocks were going downIn other news water is wet.
>>62386253what if MU giga pumps post earnings?
>>62386253I was thinking something very similar which means it will probably end in disaster.
shitty intel really might just become a 1T company by EOYis this the power of trump?
>>62385785Do not notice that some of the images come from /r/trustfunds either.
>>62386261Be careful anon
>>62386260Sounds like the same kinda shit as those skinnyfat out of shape losers who insist milk and eggs are bad for you.
>>62386287$250 by 250(th anniversary of america). Why would anyone fade a stock owned by america that trump goes out of his way to hard shill at least once a week? Lip-bu just hired the ex ceo of sk hynix too. Stars are aligned for the intcels.
>>62386297>literally me
>>62386255Juneetheeth is like st patricks day. All bullshit
Thoughts?
>>62386309none of these matter
So im rather new to non-index fund investing. Do yall actually trade outside market hours?
>>62386309with jews you lose.
>>62386309That's so last March.
>>62386310compelling
>>62386311yes, pre-market, overnight are both good sometimes you wait to buy after open but it already giga pumpslower liquidity depth but with your 10 shekels it dont matter
>>62386287I need it to pump hard for my options, save me Big Donald Trump the Hero!!!!!
>>62385864>>62386268The internet now tells you they all bought MU at the low point last year.
>>62386113By the skin of my teeth. Broker was showing 147 and it wouldn't be the first time I've gotten assigned below the strike when someone figured number would keep going up.
>>62386178same desu fampai
>buy more semis>slurp cheapo space stocks hard choices >RDW 14>FLY 30>RKLB 100>ASTS 80>PL 28they all look good
>>62386220>things will never ever change because I am alive right now>changes in the past are just things that never happened and I ignore themthe postto be fair I get your point but nobody is expecting mega chances. minor/medium changes yes sure.
>>62386186Retard
>>62386334all this trash only pumped because of spcx. i know what im doing. i sold faggotlab at 140 or whatever.
>my face when my portfolio will go up even tomorrow thanks to my Europoor and Canadian positions
>mfw I buy water stocks
>it's Chick-fil-Over
>>62386338Hes right theyre bitchmade. Im with the epstein class at least they can run a financial ponzi
>>62386346>per jewish pollnooone likes ratchet ass subs made from garbage
Give me some 2x tickers to buy. The ones I know that are good buys areLINT for 2x INTCSNXX for 2x SNDKMUU for 2x MUWDCX for 2x WDCAMDL for 2x AMDAnything I'm missing?
What happens if everyone here puts all their money in mu?
>>62386355SPCH if you think SPCX will pump againSSPC if you think SPCX will dump again
>>62386346Never seen a line out of a sub shop lmao
>>62386357It rugs
if you want to be a millionairego all in on roboticspossibly, you have a 5 year wait, best case scenariorobotics, healthcare, and semis are going to be the biggest industries in the world, within the next ten years, and robotics will dwarf everything else.Oversupply will hit software. Most of the big names, like Microsoft and Meta are going to disappear from the magnificent 7. Only Google might survive and still be near the top. What happened to hardware, over the last 30+ years, with oversupply, will happen to software. You either manufacture, or you're in the supply chain, or you're out.
>>62386364Everyone in smg except you is already a millionaire ranjeep
WAR IS BACK ON STRAIT IS GONNA CLOSE AGIAN OIL BACK TO $100 BAGGIES WON BAGGIES WONNED!!!!!!!!
>>62386327From past experience you should be good, I've been in the same situation multiple times and the contracts have never been exercised. My MU average including CC gains is ~117
>>62386364>Not one single ticker mentionedAt least say OUST or something
>>62386309None of this matters. Iranian ships have turned on their devices again and are moving, you literally physically can’t stop the truce.
>>62386132>The insurance policies for World Trade Center buildings 1 WTC, 2 WTC, 4 WTC, and 5 WTC had a collective face amount of $3.55 billion. After the September 11 attacks, Silverstein sought to collect double the face amount (~$7.1 billion) on the basis that the two separate airplane strikes into two separate buildings constituted two occurrences within the meaning of the policies.
>>62386364>henlo mr gold man sachs>hire this anon immediately
>>62386370im still in 6 fig hell coz im down $200k (-30%) from my peak lol
>>62386381$600k poorfig here
>>62386208Worship your black masters
>>62386334Ive made a good profit on RDW in the past. Sub 14 is good. Sub 13 even better. They'll most likely score another contract and briefly spike to 30 in a few months.
thoughts?
>>62386364so all in TSLA?
>>62386389>lost 53% of 500k>gained 500% of $5Good job, anon.
>>62386392>>62386392>>62386392
BULL RUN IS FUCKING OVER
>>62386309every single thing went wrong for me on February 28th
>>62386389None particularly. You just looking for izzat?
>>62386394Heres the overall
>>62386355>MUU was 55 dollars 6 months ago>is 1100 now>Micron was 225 dollars 6 months ago>is 1143 dollars now>4.5->20x=/=2xWait a secondSomething isn't correct here
>>62386405>anon discovers what 2x daily leverage means
>>62386363The mere fact everyone on reddit and anonymous reddit is talking about MU and playing the earnings after that random pump followed by EOD dump and after hours low volume crab upwards makes it feel like a huge trap.
>>62386401so did you make money or not? your screenshots are so cluttered with detail I can't tell what's going on
>>62386389bretty good if the 600% one is your biggest holding
>>62386411>>623864012x means 2x, vaguefolio poster.
>>62386401Good job anon
>>62386417>>62386418>>62386421Thanks, MU calls I bought last year is the 600% and makes up almost half of the portfolio. Also some QQQ and SOXX
>>62386163US redemption arc?
>>62386431Did you sell calls against the leaps? I am interested in this strategy.
>>62386478No and I would not recommend naked calls or puts ever, It just causes problems and some brokers wont even let you do that unless you enable margin and get max level calls permissions.Just buy deep in the money LEAPs and chill, its like a leveraged ETF but with less downside.
>>62386489Cool, leap and chill. Thanks anon.
