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When is the fucking Ass&Piss500 crashing so I can get slurpies?
BOJ already hiked to 1% interest this week and I was hoping that certain stocks in the Nikkei225 would sink, BUT THEY CLIMBED HIGHER! Then I thought the carry trade Yen/Usd would fuck up the Ass&Piss, also hoping for America to increase interest rate, BUT ITS STILL FUCKING CLIMBING.
Even with the Hormuz straight ITS STILL FUCKING CLIMBING.
REACHING ALL TIME HIGHS.

How? This makes no sense!
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>>62387085
At this point im demoralized enough by clown markets and clown world to just yolo in. Ive been liquid for 6 months. Bout to give up
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At this point im demoralized enough by clown markets and clown world to just yolo in. Ive been liquid for 6 months. Bout to give up
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>>62387085
the best strategy, in a rigged clown market, is to simply layer in across time instead of across events. you will always be waiting for the big one to hit with a pile of cash sidelined, while the government does literally everything in its power to ensure retirement line goes up. they will fail of course, as they always do, but you will not succeed in timing it perfectly. if you buy across time you can ensure you have at least some capital allocated in the dips, instead of none at all, waiting for a megadip to come when a superdip only ever comes.
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>>62387085
>When is the fucking Ass&Piss500 crashing
it already did bro
you didn't buy?
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hoLY SHIT .25% RATE INCRASE SToP ALL INVESTENT STOP BUYNG SELL EVERYTHING IGNORE AI IGNORE AI IGNORE ROBOTICS 25 BASISPOINTS DONTCHAKNOW
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holy SHIT IGNORE THE STEAM ENGINE THE LORD IS LEVYING .25% MORE GRAIN

LOST DECADE INCOMINIG
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JUST TWO MORE WEEKS
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>>62389181
Mi a wait fi a stock crash fi so long. Mi waan see di Nikkei225 an KOSPI crash. Deh deh some nice stocks mi need fi slurp.



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