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Happy nigger day
>>62387423This
Markets will crash this Monday you have been warned
I love black people
>>62387416>markets are closedNot my market. Wish it was.
>the nigglerloving discord troons have arrived
>>62387433Don't tear this family apart
Peter Schiff gives a good talk on how the date chosen for Juneteenth is retarded
>Rolls Royce redI'm blaming the mutts for this
>>62387443he is coming
Why are semis and tech still ripping despite the forecast for interest rate hikes? Aren't these high growth sectors really sensitive to interest rates?
I don't mind this
>>62387423Happy nigger day everyone. How are you all celebrating? I'm skipping work to steal some sneakers and get a fat woman pregnant.
NICE MOU PEACE BAGGOTS KEEEEEEEEEEEEK https://nitter.poast.org/FaytuksNetwork/status/2067895170775855433#m
>>62387458I really don't understand oil prices.>strait closed for three months>a billion barrels of production lost>Russian production getting absolutely BTFO'd by Ukraine>Israel still bombing Lebanon, violating literally the first clause of the MOU>oil prices almost back down to what they were before the warHow?
>>62387462because we live in clown algo world
Who was the lucky person?
>>62387423Markets closed for niggers and my Kioxia just had an amazing session in Japan. I could've been looking at a fat juicy gap up this afternoon, but I won't be. Because of niggers.
>>62387462Oil is free energy. You've been lied about oil running out. The World is literally full of seas of Oil.
>buttcoin down>gold computer downperson of color monday confirmed...fuck I should have sold
I’m think I might hold MU during earnings so much fear over it dumping that maybe the opposite will happen Although, if it doesn’t, what to buy in panic? NBIS? MRVL?
>>62387505Just buy MU if it goes down?If it goes up, hold and maybe sell if it gets to a retarded valuation, like $3Trillion +
>>62387476Bro japan isn't ahead, it's behind (like korea)Kioxia is just catching up on yesterday's giga green day in the US
>>62387462>Russian production getting absolutely BTFO'd by Ukrainenot really they mostly hit oil reservoirs and depots, cause big boom to show to their jewish masters, but the production output isn't cut.
>>62387509so that's why they are gasoline rationing in Moscow? KEK mumu i just cant anymore
>>62387505you might be right.
THEY CLOSED THE STRAIT AGAIN KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MUMU DONT TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT OIL BAGGIES WE ARE BACK! https://nitter.poast.org/Osint613/status/2067918656340676882#m
>>62387525ITS OFFICAL LOLLLLLLLLLLL>"Since Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon and the complete lifting of the naval blockade and the withdrawal of American terrorist forces from the Persian Gulf and the region are among the main conditions of the agreement between Iran and the United States. The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until these two conditions are met, all ships are ordered not to approach the Strait of Hormuz for their own safety and health, any vessel that defies this order will be targeted.”https://nitter.poast.org/Faytuks/status/2067919275986124896#m
Everybody thank an Nword on this national nword day, for keeping the markets closed so you dont lose money!Market’s closed due to AIDS xD
>>62387525>>62387528Noice, I bought more oil companies yesterday when /smg/ was dooming oil. Always the perfect signal, how do you do it
>>62387530martin Luther king saved mumu from him, say thank mr king for a inverse relationship with spy on Monday open
>>62387528OIL TO $200 BUT THIS TIME FOR REALWE ARE THE OIL MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING!!!!!!!!
>>62387536thought the deal was done and dusted mumu, BULLS WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, WE LIQUIDATE OIL SHORTERS HERE
>>62387525>>62387528wowzers who would of saw this coming
Oil is not spiking thoughever, and yes it's still open
> futures
>>62387550market is probably pricing that this is a short term pressure tactic to get Israel to withdraw from Lebanon so I'm guessing that is why it hasn't popped up
>>62387553TRIPSANDIRGCSINKSHIPS
>>62387554rolling
>>62387416>Rockshart publishes a nothingburger trailer of GTA6 cover>TT2 pumps a few percentGod bless normalfags.
>>62387554>>62387556>off by 1it's over, oil to 0
>>62387558fuck
>>62387528This is the gayest war in history, man.
>>62387508Are you retarded?
How over are we?
>>62387568>>62387544the part that makes me wonder a bit is this >the withdrawal of American terrorist forces from the Persian Gulf and the region>Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon >The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until these two conditions are metso on what fucking planet is the US going to withdraw from the middle east? unless they soften it to mean withdraw the build up of forces??? i am almost tempted to buy some more beaten to oil stocks
Meh, as long as the USA itself doesn't restart hostilities then this is a nothingburger. If the USA and Iran both want to end this shit on the given terms then Israel chimping out shouldn't have that big of an effect.
300 billi
>>62387580>20% of the worlds oil supply getting stopped and started by Iran is a nothingburger bulls have reached Hitler in the further bunker levels of delusion
>>62387583Armeegruppe Steiner will start its counteroffensive soon, trust the plan.
>>62387416still on tha plantashun
>>62387587>mein Führer mu..... mus posted a beat in revenue and EPS and still rugged -10% in after market our bullish catalyst has not materialized
Thread's dead. I blame niggers.
>signing ceremony cancelledFuck.. I bought oil options too early..
>>62387610TACO cuts both ways.
Where is everyone :(
>MSFT>SPCX
I don’t see how shiny rock computer and bit gold computer don’t portend bad jimmies for equities
>>62387525Ilia hashemi? That's a weird name. Ilya is russian, but hashemi is arab.
>>62387664Celebrating nigger day. Watching their mothers, sisters, wives, daughters get fucked by niggers.
>>62387416Next few months CCMI$ is gonna hit it big, only 3 cents right now probably gonna hit 20 cents due to some deals in place. Already secured a 30 year lease for their mine, sky is the limit and cant go any lower. Its canadian critical minerals inc, get it before it blows. Canadian markets are open
>>62387630I fucking should’ve bought longer dated oil options. FUCK..
>>62387687Oooooh, its one of those days.
I swear to f*cking g*d every time my account gets close to breaking 100k this shit happensI literally got close the last 2 dumps to 99.9k and it dumped a hundred dollars short the universe is conspiring to keep me destitute
>>62387569Are you?Try following the market movements instead of looking at dates.It's always the US pulling other countries, not the opposite
>>62387568>>62387528why didn't cheeto just take cargo island
>>62387695Explaining that East Asia and Europe to a lesser extent just follow yesterdays NYSE close feels like arguing with yieldmax tards in 2025.
intc bros the sun is shining brightly!
>>62387695>>62387701I am following the market movement. KXIAY is going to gap up on Monday, to ~$67. KXIAY had a great session on OTC yesterday, but the underlying stock, 285A.T on the TSE went even further during their Friday session. I'm perfectly aware that when the OTC runs ahead, the TSE listing has to catch up. But the same is true in reverse - when TSE listing runs ahead, the OTC market has to catch up on open.
>>62387692Lol I know right. Mine has just been constantly floating sideways now for a year or more.
>no stock market today because of changing consumer habitsThank u Brandon
>>62387692The universe is holding back the markets to punish you. You must delete 50k of your account so that the markets can once again rise until you approach 100k. I am sorry anon, you must make this sacrifice for the rest of us.
God fucking damn it I just woke up and then remembered this stupid fucking holiday
>>62387709>a year or more.grimI thought about just depositing the difference so I can look at a nice 6 figure portfolio but I know it'll only dump harder to get me back under 100k
How are you celebrating brown people today anons?
how everyone celebrating nigger Friday?
do you ever inverse yourself and take the other side of a trade? I've found that when I do, I often lose, but it makes the rest of my portfolio perform better.
>>62387743Buying a Springfield Hellcat Pro 9mm, big sale today
>>62387746I wanted to have a bonfire with big burning crosses, but I got a bachelor party to go to instead boss.
What did Scotty Bussy do on oil again? Tired of this bullshit
>>62387743>Breakfast: Watermelon, Fried Chicken, Half cup of pure African red dirt from the motherland to wash it all down>Lunch: Drive-by shooting, 12 injured, 0 dead arrested and bailed before dinner, lawyer says I can sue cops for civil rights infringement>Dinner: Gold leaf steak & Henny by the pint as the Give Send Go for my police brutality case has reached $100,000>Nightime snack - 40oz anaconda malt liquor and a blunt of some fire ass gass ya hear?DAS RITE WE EATING GOOD UP IN DIS BITCH MHHMM DAS RITE I SAID WE EATING GOOD FR FR ON GOD SMIGGA
>>62387755>What is hedging for 600 Dollars!
>>62387760Vance cancelled his trip to Switzerland boss.
>>62387767I'm talking about the very recent dump, not the obvious pump that's already old news
>>62387766I understand the idea of hedging. But I'm more talking about sacrificing gains to the market gods for portfolio performance.
>>62387770Well they had to price in the negotiations resuming boss.
>>62387756>gun sale>on juneteenthWhat did they mean by this?
Found ithttps://x.com/sentdefender/status/2067955855652192443>Reuters is reporting that Israel and Hezbollah have agreed to a ceasefire that begins now (4p.m. local time), per a senior U.S. official on background.lel
>>62387707Uuh, English please. (fucking nerd)
>>62387777QUICK BLOW UP AS MUCH OF HELLS ARMY BEFORE 4PM BOSS!!!!
>>62387782Go enjoy your nigger holiday you baboon
>>62387462Oil is abiotic+ active naked shorting by governments
I hate Juneteenth and anybody who likes Juneteenth boss.
>Senior U.S. official said Israel and Hezbollah agreed to a ceasefire effective 4 p.m. local time on Friday. - Reutershmmm lets see how that is going https://nitter.poast.org/AMK_Mapping_/status/2067958409027281042#moh!
>>62387416You know, I'm a bit of a nigger myself.Red dicked, wet nut black nigger.
funny that you can trade futures on niggerday. niggers only deal in the present
>>62387509Sure thing it isn't. And the graph is generous not showing pre-war.Enjoy your literally burning Lukoil bags, lmao
>>62387794straits not opening orange downie sorry!
Iran has closed the straight of Hormuz boss.
>In other words, that's 27% of the cash raised from SpaceX's IPO being used to pay back preexisting loans for Elon Musk's other companies.>Given that SpaceX isn't close to recurring profitability and has $20 billion of its capital raise already spoken for, its prospectus makes it abundantly clear that share-based dilution is on the way. In the event that SpaceX's staggered lockup schedule doesn't fleece investors, share-based dilution to scale xAI's compute capabilities should do the trick.hooo boy I hope none of you are holding spacebags and I need to go make sure my mom didn't get talked into buying this trash by that retarded church group of hers
>>62387802They closed it on a market holiday to reopen it on Monday open for the regularly scheduled pump boss.
Happy Midsummer!
>>62387813no, we're not going to have any negotiations, and now we're going to take Oil Island with physical boots on the ground boss.
>>62387813Next week is the Aryan pamp holiday.
>>62387505Man my average buy price was like 550 and I sold 2 weeks ago. Nice profit but my intent was to hold until 2027 and I flipped out. You should just hold because its going to keep climbing even if there is a dip. Just hold on.
>>62387818Ok, but can we at least have some sill and nubbe first?
>>62387794time to see if the theatrics between trump and israel are just as fake as all the other supposed riftsrealistically what can he do if israel just refuses to get the fuck out of lebanon?
>>62387804I don't own spcx but how does the cursor acquisition fit into this
>>62387777So we pump on Monday morning? I'm at the mercy of these tweets at this point
>>62387804The next 6-12 months are gonna be fun for space baggies>>62387829Paid in stock
>>62387834Rather, you're at the mercy of blood thirsty shizos
>>62387777QUAD SEVENS CONFIRM MARKET MANDATE OF HEAVENS THE PUMPING WILL CONTINUE RELENTLESSLY UNTIL MORALE IMPROVESTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, GOD BLESS THE GREAT STATE OF ISRAEL
bang bang bang bang
>>62387844based
>>62387837This got to be fake. How's not everyone stopping him from smelling in anus, and nobody stopping girl from shaking infront of children.
One positive thing about this entire Iran debacle is it looks like it might have gotten America to finally start turning on Israel
>>62387844Based>>62387851Is dey culture
>>62387852It's all performative. Same as how Elon "turned on Trump", then they were spotted hanging out together like 2 months later.
>>62387852We should have helped Israel in their conquest of Lebanon, and then signed the MOU after Hell's Army was completely destroyed boss.
>>62387856Is BlackBerry building space AI data centers now?
>>62387731This was discussed here. >>62384904 The best I can tell you is to not be an exact numbers fag. If the algorithm hates you it will trigger automatic sells. This is why you also investing in gold needed to get over that 100k hurdle. But I would not recommend buying gold right now. You have to sell stuff at 99k make money off of gold or pull from other savings then pump back up your stocks in a bear market to get well above that hurdle in a bull run. Also pay attention to the Benner cycle. The algorithm hates me for being a poor fag for making money off of Game Stop and AMC short sellers. I sometimes trigger a computer to do an automatic sell if I buy with like minded people then a human at some point has to correct it later if they want to go up with us on a good stock investment. This might explain this clown market too many people like me made it from 5 year ago. We are not liked and do not have good investment reputations according to their own "expert" data. I do not know much about the 6 figure hell because I am nowhere close to caring about that sort of thing yet. That thread might be a good place to discuss how to beat an algorithm.
>>62387837But regardless, they now have the cursor revenue
Israel and Hezbollah have agreed to a ceasefire. The deal is on, patriots are in control and we will fucking pump on Monday.
>>62387856Should I sell my semiconductor ETFs on Wednesday or first thing Thursday?
>>62387844Doesn't hurt to practice
>>62387852Fell for it again
and here i thought we wouldn't get any more tacos because the war was over. buddy we are going to taco until 2028 at this point.
>>62387852I don't think there's a turn on Israel, USA is just more realistic on what is happening. The Netanyahu coalition is full of schizos that want this thing to keep going forever. Once they're gone it will just be a return to status quo in US - Israel relations.
OPEN THE FUCKIBG MARKET
>>62387844A day without the market is a lost day in our lifes...TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!! TOTAL BOBO DEATH!!!
I had a super vivid dream about fucking my high school gf last night. I'm 34....Will the past always haunt me anons? I fucked up. I fucked up bad.
>>62387865More importantly it's a boost to their lagging AI division. xAI/Grok fucking suck. But the upcoming staggered lockup periods expiring are probably gonna be spicy.
anyone else notice the stock market is closed the day that the latest peace deal gets cancelled because Israel *checks notes* bombed Lebanon again?
>>62387844>>62387882you mumus are lucky we are not opening today, big red doggy dicks all over the market if it did
>>62387883I dream about that every few months, but it's the opposite. I feel trapped in the dream, looking for a way out, and wake up feeling relieved. I have no idea why, it's not like she's ever on my mind when I'm awake.
>>62387525>>62387528a gentle reminder not to get caught up in shitposting fomo bullshit.
>>62387883Yes it will. Sometimes I will randomly remember something embarrassing that happened in my life and I'll mutter "fuck I hate myself" or "I fucking hate you". No one has heard my muttering yet, however I fear they'll do at work some day lol.
>>62387886I'm thinking crab until december. Not to mention the insane premiums call writers are going to be able to collect for the next 6 months.
Shill me your ETF stacks
>>62387886Musk companies are always trash. They are just very elaborate shitcoins. Absolutely doesn't matter that SpaceX has pathetic AI, and will soon not even be the top space company.
>>62387883The only gains that truly matter are our few meaningful relationships, they are priceless. Acquiring wealth is a means to expand and elaborate those relationships and eventually create a family. Many smiggers have got it all twisted and are substituting wealth for those meaningful relationships, or thinking they will appear just as soon as the wealth does, when they should have been building and maintaining relationships even when they were broke and grinding unsociably. Anyway thanks for coming to my gay ass fucking Ted talk, my name is the Gorillionaire and I'll be here all week, matter of fact I'll never leave this godforsaken smig hole because I didn't follow any of the aforementioned advice, I just lived wrong enough to learn everything not to do teehee :3
>>62387883I had a dream I was fucking your high-school gf last night too boss.
I mean what is anyone even going to do if the USA nukes Iran back to the stone age? Express the deep concerns? Issue strongly worded warning about next time?>lel nuke the shithole asap
i feel empty one whole day of not making money
>>62387887That is fake newshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy9r022nqz9tTrump has wrangled the jews and there is now peace in the Middle East
>>62387852Us support for Israel dies when the boomers die and the religious bait no longer is applicable, and younger groups see what Israel is doing Israel knows this and this is why they are trying to push controlling the region right now
>>62387913This is how brown people feel every day. Starting to get the picture?
>>62387904Nikkei my basterd
>>62387883More than likely yes, I still think from time to time about how I probably could've had a threesome during my teenage years with a big-titted girl I was dating and her cute best friend, but I was too naive to read the obvious signs. It was RIGHT THERE!
>>62387904>FOFDFood ETF heavy on Water Utilities. I'm bullish in starvation and thirst.
>>62387917I think you're underestimating the ability of propaganda. You honestly think the youth of today has any ability to think critically? One subliminal tiktok campaign and they'll be willing to die for Israel.
I feel amazing.One whole day of not losing money.
>>62387907Lose some weight faggler
>>62387777
>>62387911The whole world will denounce us boss.
any NEGas here?
>>62387933A huge reason the US has that foreign policy in the first place is due to the influence of evangelical and adjacent christianity which is shrinking with each generation
>>62387760Ceasefire between Hezbollah and Israel which got broken immediately.
>ameriniggers and chinks go on holiday>volumes completely dissapear and even a market order isn't executed instantlyeurope is a dead shithole
>>62387962It's just that nobody buys stonks in Europe, they know better than anyone not to put money into jewish schemes, as the world will soon find out again. Triple digits IQs.
>>62387962Why doesn't Europe simply deregulate and stop sucking?
FUTES REACT HARDER TO DA NEWSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62387947That's a good point. Anecdotal, so you can disregard this but I notice the 18-21 crowd at my gym wearing crosses. Not sure if it's legit or if they're just larping.
QRD why the market isnt open?
>>62387980Open Google. Click on the logo.
>>62387968If Europeans are so fucking smart, then why do they live in Europe? Checkmate eurocuck.
>>62387971Why would deregulation solve the issue of chinks and pajeets existing?
>>62387980Nigger friday
>>62387870There’s no ceasefire until Israel leaves Lebanon and they will never do that willingly. The only way they can be forced to leave is if the US not only cuts off ALL aid but also imposes sanctions, which will never happen, so global economy crash in a month it is!
what's the verdict on BOAT now that we know Hormuzzy is one bad tweet or one bibi chimpout away from another closure? shipping stocks soared due to bunker fuel costs in the initial weeks of closure, but past events don't guarantee future blah blah. if we get another closure, will the price spike repeat itself?
>>62387980/smg/ is like /pol/ in that any question that starts with the word why can simply be answered with the word Jews.
Warsh and Bessent have received /ourboy/ status. I'd like to nominate pic rel. See Pax Silica.
>>62387997Hormuzzy was already closed again by Iran a few hours ago because Israel refused to leave Lebanon. Markets are obviously ignoring this and placing their faith in the 300th ceasefire announcement between hezbollah and Israel which definitely won’t be broken unlike the previous 299 ceasefires
>>62387743>no pork knuckleI wish there was pork knuckle on that plate.God that was one of my favorite things to get in Poland. A nice big glass of beer with pork knuckle.
Big Money is going slowly but surely back into SaaS. If you look at software ETFs like IGV they are climbing again
>>62388006
Why won't CELH go up?
>>62387991Oh great and powerful Allah, please give Trump the wisdom and courage to cut off Israel and sanction them! That would be so fucking funny. I will swear off pork and marry a demure hijabi.
kevin please
>>62388022Your whole family is now cursed, way to go asshole.
>SOXL (.ne version) down 0.8%It's so over.
>>62387988It's called Coonteenth racist.
>Futures
>>62388030Fuck off you faggot ass jew. Did you take this picture for youe Grindr profile you kosher candy-ass faggot? >jew bottom searching for bbc
>>62388040I don't need dating apps to land chicks boss.
>>62388043>chicksMore like dicks
>>62387462People short oil, companies short oil, private investors short oil, and governments short oil.The real issue is that its going to take two months for oil to go from the straight to America and then we have to refill the reserves. So the energy companies, regardless of speculative stock trading jumping the price erratically, are going to make an absurd amount of profit
Happy juneteenth everyone! I am a little late to the thread today...>>62387706Beautiful day!>>62387917Babe its juneteenth, the next jewish holiday is tisha b'av, over a month away
>ASML has pushed back on Lutnick's suggestion, explaining that none of these tools — which are the size of a school bus, are manufactured in limited quantities, and require constant upkeep from ASML employees — are in China, said the people, who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe private conversations. A company spokesperson, asked about the meetings, said that ASML talks with all governments and that it's never shipped an EUV machine to China.>It's unclear what exactly the Trump administration seeks from ASML, which is now trying to prove a negative, nor what type of information from the equipment maker could put the China EUV issue to bed. The Commerce Department didn't respond to multiple queries on the matter, including whether the agency has any evidence indicating that there's an EUV machine in China.>Shares of ASML fell as much as 2.7% in Amsterdam on Friday. They've advanced about 78% this year. new grift just dropped accuse companies that their product "ended up in chyna" and extract concessions
>>62388044Look, if you want to tell us about your subscription to the bell boys and boners club please don't, nobody wants to hear about that shit faggot.
>>62388043>Pays $250 for a mail order 3/10 gookfu>Is 5'5>Is a faggler>Thinks he's the white Hitch.Lol. Lmao.
>>62388047What the fuck is juneteenth even about?
>>62388050fuck you
>>62388029Hes hired a task force to look into it.
>>62388051its about congress voting themselves another 3 day weekend
>>62388049>subscription to the bell boys and boners clubYou would know wouldn't you Faggler. You know all these gay vernaculars too. I have never even heard of bell boy before but you have! Also Iran is getting ballistic missiles and already has nukes, deal with it you gay jew. The art of the deal here is that jews always lose.
>>62388051The emancipation order in texas after the civil war. Good guys won that war too btw
>>62388051Its when the negroes were freed from slavery.>>62388048USA is putting the screws on ASML again to make sure export bans remain in place.
If only the founding fathers had picked their own cotton
>>62388050I just laugh so hard whenever Faggie posts like he is hot shit when all you have to do is look at a picture of him and see what he looks like. He looks like he belongs on a sex offenders list. He looks like a Jewish gremlin, wtf.
>>62388053I've been on government task forces beforeThey don't do anything. At best, they write a report and put together a slide deck, and that's it.
>>62388059>>62388061>another day for niggers besides MLK dayHow many holidays do we need dedicated to niggers? I wish we had a holocaust holiday because it would be hilarious to see people celebrate the holocaust.
>>62388051Nigger worship
Gentlemen, it gives me no great pleasure to inform you:Nothing is ever happening.Nothing will ever happen.Nothing has ever happened.
>>62388074We have a whole week in april, its usually very somber
>>62388082What? There is a whole week in April to remember the holocaust or niggers?
>>62388066D:
>>62388074>it would be hilarious to see people celebrate the holocaust.Never happened thoughbeit.
>>62388097it should have
>>62387911wouldnt it be easier to just nuke certain small country that was proven to be the root of all evil and end all present and future conflicts on earth?
>>62388094based vacation enjoyer
Lot of seethe today. Ive said for a long time we need a white crybaby day, balance the scales a little bit.
>>62388114I complain every day
>>62388114ive been seething everyday since my first paycheck seeing how much was taken out for endless towelhead wars and supporting ladasha in her section 8 housing with twelve kids
>>62388114>seethes about white people
>>62387984Meanwhile, an intelligent specimen such as you, lives in a desert wasteland pockmarked with bullets and bombs.
>>62388134i hope bibi pisses him off enough with more strikes i want to see some antisemitic posts by the POTUSit'd fucking mindbreak the boomers and abrahamics
>>62387416>wonder why the market is closed>it's some dumb nigger holiday
>>62388048This might mean US spies got hold of a chip made in China using an experimental EUV machine, and they couldn't imagine Chinese engineers could make progress this fast, so they defaulted to assuming China had obtained an ASML machine
>>62388001Maybe if you guys weren't such obnoxious vicious faggots people wouldn't care but you built a country to he obnoxious vicious faggots and promote faggotry everywhere. You faggots should just die at this point, the world would be better off.
>>62388143The chinaman cries thief as he steals your wallet.You have to be brainbroken to think this is actually true dude.
>>62388098
>me hugging and kissing and hugging and kissing and huggiiiiiiiiiiing SNDKFrierenanon (who may or may no be sneeddiskanon)
>>62387423It’s freedom day. Depending on your beliefs, blacks should be freed or exiled. Slavery is an abomination
>>62387551Did that bee just fuck her hand?
>>62388153that bee? all me.
>>62388146Seems more likely than ASML or a customer somehow losing a house-sized machine of which only a few hundred have been made
>>62388133I don't live in Persia boss.
>>62388151id prefer we have repatriated thembut no, the south was fucking lazy
>>62388144If muslims werent such vicious murdering pedophiles who hate white people we might not have to side with the rich vicious bloodthirsty pedophiles who hate white people.
>>62388162Yeah the middle east wasn't actually so hardcore muslim until we had Israel. You have fucking Jews like Robert Maxwell that got busted running guns to radical Muslims too.
>>62388157I didn't know bees could hump desu
I've decided. I'm holding my MUs through earnings. Worse that happens is it dips and I buy some more.
>>62388168Good man.
>>62388168Based. WGMI
>>62388030I will be blessed with fat puffy hijabi pussy, infidaggot. I am immune to your witchcraft doubletripfag, your curse means nothing to me, joo.
>>62388168Thanks for the top signal desu
>>62388168Usually when I´ve been fudded to sell something "because it always dumps on earnings" then that just doesn´t happen.
>>62388168Reminder Bobos were retarded enough to call it the top for DRAM before MU earnings. Just another reason not to listen to the retarded faggot ass bears in /smg/. Literally every ath is the last to them.
>>62388182Exactly my thoughts. There's too much fud around it and the downfall isn't going to be anything serious anyway.
>>62388168>that absolute MU shill who sold his bags for some reasonWhat was he even thinking?
>>62388176You come off as the kind of kid who has is allergic to peanuts kiddo.
>>62388150ew
>>62388197U cum off as a namefag faggot.
>>62388192He sacrificed himself to make a new group of cultists (me)
why is the market clo- oh. right. today we celebrate riots over a dead junkie.
The strait is closed, again
>>62388218Have you thanked Israel yet?
>WTI WTI>WTI
It's June teenth
>>62388158Reuters reported last year that China had an EUV machine prototype in Shenzhen, that was producing EUV light but had not yet produced a working chip. So they might have got it to produce working chips, and US spies got hold of one of those chips.
>>62388206Stop white knighting for the camel fucking loser.
VOO is just as tech-exposed as any other shit ETF same as any other "index" ETFs out there. I'm starting to believe that a lot of these index ETFs will fucking implode when tech crashes and are NOT proper hedges. >but what about VT brother, that shit is 1/3 tech. the vast majority of these safe vehicles are not safe at all and not hedged in the slightest.
Thoughts on QTREX?
>>62387670MSFT is looking very slurpable right now all being said. It can always dip a bit more but buying a few shares right now feels like right. Everything else is right now is too glazed for me to FOMO.
>>62388040wtf I wear the same shoes as baggotthey look good on me tho
>>62388250I don't see it going up before it gets unjeeted.
>>62388225I simply hate name fags. I didn't even read his post.
Anyone getting the Google preferred stock? 6.5% yield + you get it converted into a real share in 2029
>>62388252That's just because you want to be like me, everybody wants to be like me, but what they don't understand is it isn't easy being on top. Everybody is always coming for you boss.
>Accenture Plunges On Fiscal Q3 Results. Analyst Downgrades On 2027 OutlookWould you slurp?
>>62388225Youre such an embarrassing fucking loser. Heres your hourly you for attention.
>>62388263accenture is just a call centre / help desk staffing agency filled with browns that companies use to "reduce" their own headcount. I think there will be less demand for helpdesk browns due to AI
>>62388255Musk's companies are packed full of jeets, and make terrible jeet products as a result of the jeets, but they go up.
>>62387429Blow this up, frame it, put it in art gallery
>>62388263Someone explain to me if warsh will cool down the market or not first
>>62388239The objective of VOO is to track the S&P, it's not meant to be a defensive bet against a tech bubble. It is designed to be in the bubble. Vanguard has a few products you might view as defensive against a tech bubble and sector rotation to value like VTV.
>ITS A TECH BUBBLEis this the same retard that shills his diaper stock every thread?
>>62388277It is a tech bubble but they won’t let it pop until after the election.
>>62388258I read a bit about it (on google ai), seems to be a dividend stock. What's got you interested?
>>62387462oil is a necessary good retard the entire economy runs on it so there are great measures in place to prevent it from ever going upthere is no strategic reserve of feeder cattle and cocoa beans but there are huge reserves of oil for exactly this kind of thingthe government would sooner subsidize oil to suppress the price than ever let it rise too muchthe us is an exporter too>Israel still bombing Lebanon, violating literally the first clause of the MOUlmaoget your shit together spastic
>>62388279Wishful thinking of someone who's at a loss.
>>62388280If there is a market downturn or by 2029 the google stock doesn't go to at least $550 then you would make more money by buying the preferred and by the end of it you'd have the same stock since they will all convert into the normal one by that time
>>62388277Ive come to realize that its not a bubble if everyone with money thinks it isnt one.
>>62387799who the fuck cares about russia?the russian government literally siezed foreign assets from european companies and most exchanges don't list russian productsthey don't deserve any oil and they don't matter to western markets
>>62388150I'm not frierenanon i'm wüsthofanon, and I am still making money off of sneedisk
>>62388288LMAO this is exactly people's sentiment at the top of a bubble. Euphoria.
>>62388258Seems like a bad deal compared to just shares, maybe i misunderstand though
>>62388286I just checked on IBKR too, they (GOOGM, GOOGN) are trading at $50 which is extremely cheap. There has to be a catch, right?
>>62388292Are there fucking bots here?
>nafo faggots have to come here to cry about how russia is losing after getting booted out of /pol/go back to /k/eddit
>>62388288>>62388292What if it's not a bubble, but instead it is merely inflation being priced in.
>>62388296It seems like thats a 1/20th of a share, so you are paying over 1000 for a share and getting 6.5 pct back for 3 years, comes out to more that 2x just a share of googl
>>62388295Depends on what you think the market will do>>62388296You don't get as much growth from it as you would a real share. For example if the share grows to $800 you'd make ~110% in the original one while only making 97% with the preferred. It's mostly a way to get exposure while still protecting yourself in case google next few years aren't that good.
>>62388296Oh nvm, asked gemini, it converts at a price of 50, do if googl is 500 at the date you get 1/10 seems like a pretty good deal actually
>>62388304Thanks, didn't see that. So you pay 1000 for a share and get 65*4=260 in dividends. That's 740 for a share, or two shares at the current trading price without (?) the benefits from the regular share gaining in price. Right?
>>62388292I've been seeing every pro and anti bubble phrase for the past six months. This means nothing
If I want to tell actual bearishness fronm bigbois on sectors, is it enough to look at put/call volume ratio and compare it to volume for that day to rule out bullish buying with hedging. Like, if the put ratio jumps, but the volume remains the same, that would imply bearishness? Or is there another element I'm missing to determine directionality?
>>62388329*volume ratio for the sector ETF
>>62388313Wait... hmmm. No, its basically like buying a 6.5 pct bond that matures in 3 years and then putting the money into google. If you think google will appreciate less than 20 pct over the next 3 years its not bad, but i think googl will go up more than that
>>62388336Thanks, I shan't be buying then.
Its very high quality debt tho so if thats what you are looking for its interesting, but i dont think it makes much sense to your averagr smger
>>62387962Yeah, it is.>>62387968It isn't just people it's also banks. Most people put their money into real estate or pedestrian savings accounts which are, at best, 4.5%. Those savings accounts are supposed to lend out and invest that money though but they are excessively conservative and defensive which is also why the yields are so poor; they basically track government bonds. Because>>62387971Europe values security and stability more than anything else. If you ask a European>would you rather A: guarantee a 3% return>or B: have a 90% chance of a 10% return with a 10% chance of a 5% drop?they will overwhelmingly go for A. Moreover, they will act like you're an idiot if you choose B.This mindset eclipses everything: the welfare state is to provide a sense of safety and minimize the worst oucome; the excessive regulation is to (attempt to) prevent malpractice and exploitation; the standards and licensing which make everything doubly expensive to build are to make it safer. The list goes on.Europeans simply have no fire or drive. They do not want things to get better they simply want them not to get worse. They never have a positive vision only visions of calamity which must be avoided. This is only exacerbating over time because the people who aren't like this leave.
>be unemployed for three months during COVID>all the time in the world to do nothing, go to bed at 7am, wake up at 3pm>just play rocket league and GTA V, smoke, drink, work out at the local park because gyms were closed, watch streamersTODAY>work 50 hours a week>too tired to vidya or do much else>only invest in VOO because i'm not going to waste even a second looking at charts
>>62388168I would be careful.I see that in the IMDB most watched shows for the week, there is the highest density of horror shows I've seen in years.People watch horror when already scared to displace fear.The Normans have successfully been psychic-driven by suggestion and association into selling psychology.The rug could be yanked at any time.
>>62388263No, as a former manager in Accenture I can tell you professional service agencies model is DEADCheap low value workforce is being replaced with AI>>62388267Exactly
>>62388369But fear is bullish
>>62388066Overtly based just like baggies homosexuality
Don’t forget to eat your nigger pickles in honor of j00nteenfDat bih gah
>>62388350>Europeans simply have no fire or drive. They do not want things to get better they simply want them not to get worse. They never have a positive vision only visions of calamity which must be avoided. This is only exacerbating over time because the people who aren't like this leave.No, that's the wrong analysis. It's half right. The average american won't like this, but the right analysis is "they already made it". There's no reason to take risks and chase higher yields for whatever reason you want to become richer, because there's no need to become richer to escape whatever you're trying to escape. This is why the investments are as conservative as those of a 75 years old in its retirement. When you already made it, you don't bet on jewish schemes. Simple as. And this is why real estate is the only real investment over there, because when everything else is covered by the "already made it", all that's left is a nice cozy home to build upon.
>>62388277no, i don't know about you but i'm not a fucking hypebeast drinking down the hype jizz from the tap. but i'm not some right-twice-a-day cuckbear either. 40% of my poorfolio is already in tech and i am rational enough to see that the usual "diversification" recommendations are not diversified at all. but i'm wasting my breath on a gambler who's probably all-in on DRAM and lying to SpaceXerself about how there's still time for the bags to pump.
>>62387917And babygirl, i want you to think about this. Since ive known you, not a single thing that has happened in the news has effected your life. Its always been you reacting to it, that is what is causing you stress anger fear and hate, it all comes from inside of you. I hope you can see this someday and free yourself from your rage addiction
>>62388397Dis bih tuf
We need to pump these numbers up next thread
>>62388399Lmao, classic European hubris. I swear, it's like clockwork>in europe everything is already perfectExactly like I said: zero positive vision and no drive to make anything better than it already is.I have to wonder are you baiting because it is so hilariously typical.It's completely untrue as well. Most people in Europe are not living in mansions with zero financial worries they are fucking poor. Europeans are genuine peasants and, the worst part is, most of them deserve it.>real estate is the only real investment over thereI mean this is simply patently wrong. Wealth is a snowball and it doesn't discern how you build it. Most European economies are structured to incentivize real estate investment over anything else and the consequences of this mind numbingly retarded design is that housing has become outrageously unaffordable in many places. The Netherlands is one of the best examples of this.
>>62388413SAD!
Sheeeit, I didn't realize it was closed today.
>>62388424Im going to europe next month and want to inject a lot of my essence into the dutch people
HAPPY JUNETEENTH EVERYBODY
>>62388439It's pronounced "Coonteenf"
>>62388477i love you
fuckI should have put 30k into the market a week agothen flipped out on the pump and flipped back in on wednesdayI coulda made like 40k in a week
Fucking hate niggers.TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!! TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!! TOTAL BOBO DEATH!!! TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DEATH!!!!
>>62388503just think how much money you could make buying lottery tickets if you could see the future
>>62388397the worst thing about these videos are the random white zoomers buying them and then literally sharing slices and putting the slices they've bitten back int the fucking bottle. Like holy fuck.
I never thought it would be like this
>>62388528how'd you think it'd be
I HATE SUMMERI WANT TO GET DRUNK BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY BUT IT'S TOO HOTI WANT TO GO BACK TO DECEMBERDRINKING WHEN IT'S COLD AND EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN A BLIZZARD IS REALLY EASY>>62387852Trump is just a retard, miriam adelson hates him for not sending 500k goyim in a draft to die for israel and make kharg island the 51st state populated by groids and spics. He didn't think it through, just like I didn't think it through when I could have bought everything at the bottom of that dump he created.>>62388351but if you become rich enough you can marry your favorite vtuber.>>62387862yes>>62387872Yes>>62387761for soem reason I thought this was a black swan>>62387610>>62387591it's a buying opportunityMUcron and SNDK and sky hynix and other tech shit will dump on monday and by wednesday it'll run up 10% on earnings from the lows.
>>62388522It's way easier to time a retard bull market like this than it is to win the lottery. Just buy the dipperino with enough volume and you can 30k 70k 150k in six months.It's almost insulting how cautious I've been and how forgiving this market is. Except gold, my miners are going to zero.
Tghe worst part about MINORS dumping is that I'm not allowed to post sexy 18yo girls in bikinis on this board when I talk about my MINORS.
>>62387887Very sus isn't it? Why would they wait for market close?
new thread>>62388556>>62388556>>62388556
>>62387462You understand that's what futures market is designed for right?
>>62388540Better
>>62387531> /smg/ dooming oil is the most reliable buy signal on this board. free money.
>>62387757It is pride month break a buck in private instead.
>>62387670>msft>spcxpick a lane, anon.
