You weekend may have come early this time, wagie, enjoy the extra time while you can. It'll go by in a flash
Haha jokes on you I am wagiedickmaxxing your mom with shekels.She spreads pretty cheap for silver coated strokes.
>>62389767>silverI'll see you Monday, wagie
> I would like a small paragraph explaining why you were happy to be able to get Friday off! Send it to me before Monday 8:00am!
>>62389767The speed of light is fast, but it’s got nothing on the velocity of your weekend, wagie
Remember wagie, the weekly recap meeting is monday at 8am. I expect you to present the summary of this week's operations there. And I could tell you scrapped the last one together on Sunday night, so start early this weekend.
>>62389767Time for that Sunday dread to come and slap you around a bit with a large trout, wagie.
>Remember, AC is only allowed to be turned on after more than half of you collapse on the floor!
>>62389767I can't wait until the market opens and we moon again!!!!
As someone with experience I can tell you Amazon warehouses are a hellish place in the summer months. They give you free unlimited coffee but keep in mind it dehydrates you.
>>62389767Biden is looking pretty hot these days.
>>62391914>>62389971>>62389767You need to update your photos of bezos, those are all old He’s put on weight these days
>>62389767i'll quit if you keep bullying me you little cunt
>>62392156fr fr
>>62389767I have to wake up 4:30 tomorrow morning. Fuck my slave nigger existence being a wage slave. I just want to eat good food, sleep in and be comfy
>>62392234You sound down, wagie. Take some extra time in the Amazen Wellness Booth this morning.
>>62389767Enjoy your what little of Sunday is left, wagie, because tomorrow you have to smile at the all the normies you hate again
>>62392095They give you popsicles too
>>62389767It is nearly time to put the collar back on and get ready to bark, wagie.
>>62389941> happy to get friday off? i'm not your assistant, do your own homework anon
>>62392095> free coffee to speed up dehydrationngmi if you think that's a perk
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>>62392346So you make less trips to the washroom, wagie!!
>>62389767Only four more decades of adjusting your personality to fit the 'dynamic, fast-paced environment' of your workplace, wagie
>24 hours until work, wagie!!
>better set your alarm now, wagie! Better set two, wagie!
>>62389767Get to work, Jeff. Hope it’s worth it!
Bezos is the ultimate cuck. Imagine selling actual products and services instead of grifting on vaporware. Zero talent, Jeffery.
