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>>62389937>Book Autist to Humble Merchant Editionstory of my life
Why can't interesting or cool shit like +10,000% WSB yolos happen to me too.The only weird or eventful thing to ever happen to me was that I had a column disappear once when on a trip with my family in Spain,.I was staying in an art hotel in Mallorca and there was a giant red load bearing column in the middle of the room, you couldn't miss it.When I woke up the next morning, it wasn't there.No aliens or ghosts or making it or taylor swift sucked me off in hs, just a fucking architectural feature disappearing from the matrix 15 years ago.Its all so fake and gay I can't stand it.
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>>62389946The next 100x is DRAM 8/21c's but you don't have the balls to pull the trigger
every time i unload in a hooker's mouth i start wondering at what exact moment my life went wrong
>>62389960Channel that anger into beating the hooker, really helps I find
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>>62389947I really, really strongly like birds
>>62389957im so doing this if dram dumps monday.
>>62389999Extremely Bateman post
>>62389946unless u actually have math supporting your hold for +10,000% or are just retarded and lucky, you'll sell for +100% maybe +200% before it gets to +1000% never mind +10000%or you keep holding all the way to +10000% because it was only 0.1% of your portfolio and you forgot about it the whole timeeasier to just buy profitable stuff at like 0.5x book value and wait for it to recover to 1x in a couple years and repeat a few times until you're rich
My SHIT is so FUCKING HARD for MU DIPS you wouldn't fucking believe
This is a Real nigga hours reminder that SOXL will open at $300.
>>62390075What's your grounding beside "my brain wants it to happen so badly"?
this stupid holiday has me craving an early monday i want to make money
>>62389943i thought i was the only other .ex /lit/fag here.
I stopped contributing to my ROTH IRA for a few years since I made too much, but I totally forgot I could still contribute to a traditional IRA. Oops
How bad would (you)r port be hurt if we what happened to SOXL for 6/7 weeks of straight up happened again but instead it is 6/7 weeks of straight down?
>>62390111Thats what covered calls are for
>>62390111How bad would you feel if it happened again?
>>62390115I don't think covered calls are going to save you if it goes from ~300 down to ~50, the premium collapse on that lol.>>62390116Yes but instead it goes down for 6 to 7 weeks.
>>62390103I always found these different retirement account options to be redundant and frankly nonsensical. it should just be combined into ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL RA with pre tax and post tax buckets inside and combine all these loose contribution limits into one.
>>62390115All covered calls do is put a bandaid on a bleeding pulmonary artery
>>62389946I'd love too see my portfolio go 10,000% though I wouldn't post it. I had a weird/eventful thing happen to me but I don't want to share it, it was spooky though. Did family mention anything about the red column?>>62389957Go on. What strike, call or put?
>>62390125I will be in europe not checking my port either way because i made too much money in the last 6 weeks to sit around here watching charts
>>62390125The premium wouldn't collapse because volatility would be massive. But also it doesnt even matter, the point is you get to keep most of it while going down, it doesnt need to be 100%, just more than zero.>>62390130Its because tax codes have changed so much.First it used to be pensionsThen it was traditional IRA and 401kNow its Roth IRA and even Roth 401kBut we can't get rid of any because people have already contributed for decades.Congress would never try and touch these and try to move them around. So expect even more new retirement accounts in the future, especially when social security dies.
>>62390139I can't wait to juggle 401k, IRA, RetireAid, American Retirement Fund, Pseudo-Roth ARF, 401k-2025 Revised Roth, etc when I'm too old to get my dick up or remember to zip my pants after failing to masturbate
>>62390134no.i was the only one who stayed in the room.just like picrelwhen I put my suitcase down, I noted it as being weirdnext morning it was gone.only cool thing to ever happen to me in 3 decades of life.
>>62390142You also forgot FSA, but you can usually roll these into each other. I have like 4 retirement accounts, but I have a non-roth I want to roll into a roth but dont want the tax implications this year.
>>62390144I wonder if it's a cryptid that looks like a pillar but has a long mosquito syringe that it sticks in your dick at night to drain your essence.
>>62390144you probably have latent schizophrenia
SpaceXThis will be 10x by 2030Moon base by 2040Mars colony by 205050T company easyhttps://x.com/FutureJurvetson/status/2067967213810717130
>>62390185So it will be at least 20x once it dips? Neat.
>>62390185what's upmass?
>>62390185But shartcoin will 100x by eoy
>>62390192Thats how much cargo they put into space and doesn't come back down
Is there a reason why this, which I think is the best stock sorting/screening site I've seen is not in the OP? It has explanations for all the filters you can add/remove freely and offers more customization/search options for free than any other site I've seen.https://stockanalysis.com/
>>62390202Can we recover that? What if SpaceX business model becomes getting that mass back into earth?
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>>62390207Sometimes we like to be a little autistic bro
>crypto nostalgia Stockholm syndrome anyone else have this
i went all in on photonics /smg/
>>62390228post port of fuck off
bros I just got my 500 dollar paycheck today what's the next 200x'er so I don't need to work
>>62390235Buy SOXL on monday
I hope you dont have ASML because USA is about to ultra fuck themhttps://x.com/AndrewCurran_/status/2067779082243518757
>>62389946i met Little Richard on Hollywood boulevard once.i had no fucking clue who he was, i was like 8 years old and walking with my dad and a white limo pulled up and Little Richard gave him a free CD. like some promo thing in the days before the internet.i still haven't bothered to listen to that guys music.
>>62389937K
How can we even beat Reddit? This Redditor has built a dashboard that can predict the future.
>>62390255Ummm everyday for the past 3 months we have the same 5 people spamming 'FUCKING BUY DRAM' and they've been right this whole time wym???
>>62390070Nigga, people that do stratospheric OTM calls aren't satisfied with +100% to "lock in the gains". They are not some low day trader fish who earned a buck fiddy.
>>62390111Third day red in a row and that bitch is sold immediately.
>>62390237I fear all this protectionism against europe is going to push the whole continent in china's economic spheremaybe not fast, but I've never seen so much antiamericanism here in my whole life
>>62390255Wtf am I looking at
>finished my stufy 5 years ago >check my contact list>everyone already has children and girlfriends >meanwhile I am still a virgin Stocks for this feeling?
>>62390290gme
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>>62390290almost everyone my age i know have kids
>>62390290$SPCE
>>62390290its pokemon cards, not stocks.
>>62390297>>62390290Right now just literally let me make money. I will think about this stuff later. I'd only consider a woman 10+ yrs younger than myself anyway.
>>62390255You can just tell he doesn't have one original signal on it.
>>62390297For me it's the oppositeOf all my childhood friends, I'm the only one who had children on purposeSociety's fucked
>>62390255Does any of this shit actually do anything or is vibing it out the way?
>>62390337idk i spent 4 years with a gf and ended leaving her because it was always "too early" to have kids, started with next gf and after another 4 years she "realized" she didn't want to have kids and had to dump her now i have nothing and feel like wasted my life because of these retard whores
>>62389946columns don't just disappear are you sure you're not making a mistake?
>>62390341To be fair a lot of men are like that tooOne of my best friends said to his gf of five years " I want kids in the future, but I'm not ready yet". She was 35...
>>62388902I really want to believe this.But I've been holding MU since $385 and it's starting to feel like a free money glitch that'll bite me in the ass
>>62390341pic related found something he was really good at and you will too anon!
>>62390341he even had two wonderful kids afaik
Not suicidal or anything like that but ill be low key glad when my life is over. Some people want eternal life but thats not me.
>>62390395Kill me, Pete
made this for you depressed nigs
>>62390337People from my past I internet searched for that ended up having children too but they're single fathers.Fucking el em ay ohhhh
How does biz decide when to pull the trigger on selling speculative bullshit that has jumped up? I 5xd on an explorer recently, seems like it has a lot more room. I've taken the initial investment ($10k) out. if it does 3/5/10x again, how do you decide when to take profits? not a total brokie but 30-50k is enough that I would care, don't want to get caught up in emotion if it does go and sell too early/hold too long
>>62390416you set a 30-50% trail from ATH stop loss, hopefully if it hits you locked in 300%ur not gonna exit at the peak, honestly this is probably the best exit plan for bubble plays
So I was mulling over just loading up on Anthropic on that perpetual futures platform because it seems like free money and turns out the creator shut it down?>Ventuals, the project behind perpetual futures tied to OpenAI and Anthropic valuations, said Monday it is winding down and that its team will join another project building within the Hyperliquid ecosystem.>The move has halted trading in the OPENAI and ANTHROPIC markets, with all positions settled automatically. Other markets will be shutting down in the coming days. The team said it generated more than $650 million in trading volume and attracted over 500,000 HYPE in community support during its run.Yeah I ain´t touching this shit.
OTM SpaceX calls.
>>62390368If it comforts you, if Micron does another 3x then it will have comparable valuation to Apple, Google, etc.Likely? I don't think so.
>>62390436Yeah, SpaceX definitely ain't worth more than Amazon either. Oh wait
wypipo should be allowed to trade on oogaboogateenth
>>62390438Markets are forward looking. What do you think the likelihood is that SpaceX grows at CAGR 50+%? What about Amazon?
>>62390280Have you not been paying attention towards Europe and the rest of the World getting sick of China's scam economy especially after Covid? They make cheap and unreliable shit. The stainless steel from China isn't even stainless quality. China is the world's whore because the government there has a captive slave audience.
