>any American citizen can claim ownership of any uninhabited island anywhere in the world as long as it has bird or bat shit depositsClaim islandSell island to Elon/etc...PROFIT!!wtf am I missing?
running into what you thought was a deserted island only to be surrounded by reptile humanoid aliens wanting to eat youyou ever think about that?
>>62390482imagine thinking there is land not claimed already. All land was claimed as far back as the 90s.
>>62390510>reptile humanoid aliens wanting to eat youb-b-but I thought they all owned tech companies or were in government...?>>62390527I found a prime nugget somewhere near the Horn of Africa (not giving it away for free!) that you could put a dock and hotel on ez pz
>>62390482Once you inhabit the island and try to sell it to elon he'll get you killed and then inhabit the recently inhabited island for free, keeping all the stinky guano to himself
>>62390482Me and my chickens on a global conquest
