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I dunno. Would you guys do it? right now that's not a stock you can buy but my buddy (I'll call him Ian Business for privacy) was telling me all about how if it went public he'd buy it as soon as it hit the nasdaq and regaling me with his future wealth but I honestly think an OnlyFans stock is about the worst idea ever. Who likes OnlyFans? I mean, shit. One time I subscribed to an OF girl and in the interest of being fair I will say I did bust a fat one while I was enjoying the pornography itself, but the trouble starte when I got my balls caught in the zipper and recoiled so hard I fell off my chair onto my water matress covered with my own used cum napkins. So i'm writhing around bleeding all over the place and I must've been getting retarded from the blood loss because I decide to go and shower myself off jeans on and all and there must've been something up with my inner ear because while i'm in there I lose balance and fall on my ass and the big shampoo bottle fell on me and exploded my nuts instantly. I'm still paying hospital bills out the ass so just be careful out there guys

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>>62395271
> buy into a whoring mill
miss me with that shit retard
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>>62398754
Are we seriously pretending as if the future has a spike in Christian morals and ideals? Get fucking real anon.
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>>62395271
I can't imagine them ever going public. That would put a giant regulatory spotlight on the main driver of their revenue: money laundering.
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>>62395271

AI has already infiltrated with deep fake models. Seems better the way it is now as private. Some jeet in India can piss on women’s underwear and sell them as authentic



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