get ready for the second pumping edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62397798
>>62398623I can feel it in my anus, it's about to dump. Hopefully, I get a cute bobina this time.
Companies that might pump now that trump signed some quantuum bullshit?
> futures
>>62398623Thank you for your service OP *kisses you and puts a share of MUU in your back pocket*
>>62398628Quantum is dumber than SpaceX. IBM couldn't pump off "quantum" even with the government giving them a blank infinity billion dollar check. No one can even articulate what the fuck they are investing in... this is similar to SPCX but magnified many fold in the "quantum" space.I see QBTS in top 100 most popular traded and know its in the same brain rot 20 year old portfolio with TLRY down 80% and a bunch of electric car bags and SPCX because Jews told him oil was going to run out by 2025 and we are going to the hekkin moon soon.
I'm stuck holding SPCX bags so I'm just going to post piss whores to help me relax. There is something about watching women piss themselves that helps me relax
>>62398641based
I have forced every gf of mine to get into degrading piss play and I don't regret it.
My due diligence is randomly picking stocksI am a monkey
Read this article and tell me it’s not nuts. 400 million barrels offered. 133 taken. Now one of the world’s biggest oil traders is the only one who took just 500k this month. Why? The oil is a loan. And you have to pay it back by VOLUME. Not price taken originally. It’s a bet with tremendous downside potentially. This is from the company Vitriol. That warned last week the west was asleep at the wheel regarding the oncoming oil crisis. Not a doomer post. The point being. A great dip buying opportunity might be upon us. As the reality hits and the panic inevitably overshoots to the down side. And it’s coming soon. Keep some cash. Set your stops. And focus on the upside of the coming downside. https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-loans-500000-barrels-oil-strategic-petroleum-reserve-2026-06-22/
I have forced every gf of mine to get into degrading piss play and I don't regret it. Fucking piss whores love it too
>>62398645its tasteful if its just a little bit of peepee. patrician even to feel the warm liquid hitting your balls while you cum in a chick
Do not sleep on AMFN. I paid to watch Dr. Brandenburg's ICOPS IEEE talk. It's the real deal.MACD is crossing over for next run.
>>62398651Fusion will never be viable in your lifetime. I know things you don't.
>>62398645I'm into a lot of gross stuff but draw the line below piss. Is it just the degradation that gets you off or something about the piss itself? I'm curious as to how it affects your portfolio.
>>62398653The US ONR knows more than you and they're backing it.
MU soon back to 300 (after split tho)
>>62398647the strategic reserve has been doing a magic trick since the Biden administration. I'll clue you doomer retards in that you shouldn't bet against america>most of the strategic petroleum reserve was "sour diesel">this crude unrefined basically fucking garbage isn't fit to use and the real bottleneck is always refining capacity>in times of gas shortages America is a fortress that is largely unaffected in comparison to Asia/Europe etc.>when times are bad we literally sell garbage sour crude to third world retards like India at a premiumwe literally dump oil bags on fucking retards at a global level and its incredibly bullish not bearish. its how we pay our bills.
>>62398657I'm not saying you won't make money. I'm saying the company never will.
Should I cut SPCX loose, and what should I put it in instead? I'd be taking a loss but only a minor one.
bought some GOOGN at below face value, so it's like ~6.35% yield, feeling pretty good my smiggers
>>62398661This isn't europoor fusion with tokamaks. This is aneutronic fusion.
>work hard>invest money>receive dividends >ejaculate inside a poor brown chick I love America
>>62398658How's 1:10 split sound?
>>62398653This has no bearing on whether AMFN moons or not.>>62398650My ex wife used to squirt if I fucked her hard enough or if we did anal at much gentler rhythms. Was an instant cum trigger for me to feel it running down my legs.
>>62398668the /smg/ council will get back to you within 24 hours regarding this proposal
>>62398648>>62398656PISS OUT MY ASSSSSS
>>62398647in english how do i trade this? buy oil futures?>cuckservative media says hormussy is closed again (lol)>source for this news says ships are transitting the straight anyway (???)>futures haven't budgedi honestly have no idea what is going on. im 50pc cash because it seems like the world has gone insane.
>>62398658>>62398668>>623986711:100 split and then we go back to 300
>stonk did bretty good today>come back look at stonk after hours>gains goblins took a dollarWhy is this permitted?
>>62398674Heck why not just roundtrip back to 1200 again?
>>62398658No, MU to $500 on oil scare of July, then to $3000 in August momentum rally of oil is just fine, then post split to $30 in September, then to $300 in October's halloween craze for ram shaped candy, then to $400 in Novembers thanksgiving craze for ram shaped turkey, and finally the Christmas gift of it dumping to $1 a share, before blasting off to $1000 a share in January 2027.
>>62398675why aren't you a gain goblin then
>>62398656Forces me not to panic sell. I'll hold on to something until it goes to zero like watching a woman emptying her bladder. There is just that sense of relief that comes naturally with pissing too and seeing it displayed through face also resonates within me.
>>62398675We're currently seeing a pattern of high risk day trading in a market which only seems to go up.Everything pumps in the morning and dumps in the afternoon. If you want to minmax your gains, why not buy just before close?
>>62398647Wait a second, why would they take this gamble when oil is so heavily manipulated?
>>62398678Opinion disregarded, brownoid. Go wash your hands.
>>62398680>through her face also resonates within me.Fixed
>>62398682>buy before closeexactly. wait for the 1 (ONE) red day allowed per week and buy at 3:59 pm while everyone is posting red faces here.
>>62398639I don't know what it is about Jeets, but everything they do makes me feel mildly disgusted. like yeah, you can jump and jive nearly as good as a moon cricket, but you also somehow are more insulting to every one of my senses than them.
>>62398682You mean sell before AH? The real reason is, I don't care if the number that represents the bid/ask in after hours changes that much. I haven't "lost" a dollar, I'm just goofing and joking.
>piss fetish anon reminiscing old times What are the market implications?
We are entering the final phase of the semi melt up. Companies buying semis are starting to feel the heat. Having to issue bonds and shares to cover the costs. I think we see SOXX blow off top of 800.
Cute zoomette girl I work with always flirts with me but I've told her multiple times I'm in a relationship. Today she told me she's into pegging and I thought she was trolling me. I don't want girls sticking things up my ass. Am I the weird one?
Just paid $3.50/ gallon for gas at BJs
>>62398710Ask this again in terms of stock markets.
>>62398710What if your post wasnt fucking awful? Think on this and more.
>>62398700Boolish. Let the piss flow, by Allah we will all make it.
>SpaceX
>>62398710Where do you work that it's reasonable to have women talking about gay anal sex
>>62398683>Fried my dopamine receptors for lifeSame here bud. I doubt I'll ever find one like her again. Every Friday we'd go for every hole. She would effortlessly deepthroat me and asked me to cum on her food, especially cake and double especially birthday cake. Shit was more cash than cash.
I'm selling my TQQQ and buying MUU, INTW and SNXX if we have a dip
>>62398723This. Shes trying to get you fired by baiting you into talking sex and having a SH complaint lodged.Report her inappopriate behavior for the chaotic evil boon
How is this for a pre-30 yrs old IRA split?45% VTI25% VXUS20% QQQ5% HDV5% SETM
>>62398641Fuck jannies
WE ARE GOING DOWN WHERE ARE THE RED KITTIECATS
Oh btw never get a uti bros. Shit burns. Clean your toilet.
PULL UP PULL UP!!!
>>62398737It's rather more difficult for men to get utis out of the blue than women. Have you been putting your pecker in naughty places, anon? But in seriousness, get it checked if it doesn't let up soon. Men have a higher risk of such things turning serious. It may cause you to become irrational and buy GRRR.
>>62398739>>62398736Huh
>>62398745Everything came back negative on the tests they did but i have antibiotics anyway.Might be some dried cum. But if it is, Ive never had it last more than a day.
>>62398723I think it's just a zoomer thing. the female and males are all obsessed with buttstuff.
>>62398733I got banned and posts deleted for talking about piss and the jannies left a fucking piss video up from the guy that started it all lmao
>>62398710you're straight.i feel like some of you are autistic and dont get that women every so often test you like this.in the wild, if shes with pussiasssbitch, shes dead and so is the baby.its a simple natural function for them to do this, to try a fag ya out whether its pegging or crying about something, to make sure you're still capable of doing your job, protecting her and the baby and killing hairy elephants for meat.
WTF CANADA???A random POLICEWOMAN just randomly SHOOT A JOO???
>>62398760knower. its a shit test to see if you are a beta.
>>62398764See you in valhalla brother
>>62398759It’s ok brother. Jannies are NOT humans
>>62398760when they killed elephants in the roman coliseum, everyone cried and they never did it again.
>>62398766This. No woman is actually INTO pegging. It's always a lie. They find it repulsive to their core. They'll only engage in it for money or to attempt to turn you into a fag.
>>62398766its nothing to do with ranking, and it isn't like a manosphere PUA type thing either.that shit makes it out all like its some conscious thing evil women are doing.its a perfectly reasonable instinct for a chick who will spend 9 months preg and incapacitated to check'um and make sure the male, her only means of protection, will be up to the task, in the same way its reasonable for you to make sure your door still locks or gun still works. its just instinct. instinct doesn't always win we're not base animals, but it certainly doesn't win you any points to go against it.
Strong start to the thread
>>62398775Romans would cover pigs in tar and light them on fire in battle because the burning pigs would run around on fire squeeling and for some reason it would cause the war elephants to spazz out and stomp their own army to death
>>62398778see thats what i meanthat isn't true either.a chick can be into it, in the same way a buddhist monk can deny himself food and sex against instinct.humans are capable of sublimating their instincts into desire for other things (like making lots of money instead of fucking) (this is also the reason MMs love edging you and then taking it away right at 739.99, 74.99, etc)but, in the long run, in most cases, the Buddhist monk usually needs to eat or beat it... if you get the implication.
>INFQ
>>62398641What kind of bags we talking here? I'm also on that bus...
there are 7 /smg/s in the catalogue, holy fuck just how dead is this website
Look on the bright side, instead of pissing your money away, you could be covered in shit - Sissyspacex
>>62398812You retards bake at 300 and wonder why it spits all the threads up
baking
>>62398793OK Freud, bring it. If you're definition of "into it" is by watching perverted gay or strapon pornos and brainwashing themselves into the deed, sure. Humans are most susceptible to subliminal messaging during orgasm. Also stimulant drugs and high THC pens can exasperate such perversions, which zoomers tend to be more involved in than previous gens. Even foot fetish, in my opinion, has become so common because of high-speed porn access, where during orgasm men are seeing the soles and toes of woman's legs in the air during orgasm. All of this shit is just psyop after psyop, none of it is natural and there is no woman with a natural inclination towards engaging in penetrative, simulated gay sex with a receptive man.
How do I invest in pegging? What are some stocks for that?
>>62398812This comment always comes right before the jannies descend into the thread
Ty spcx baggies for letting me dump on you with my pathetic cuckold amount of shares day 1. I get to buy the new star fox and Zelda :))
>>62398823Invest in plastic manufacturing
DRAM is getting heemed by the koreans
>>62398817There's a 400 reply thread still up in the catalogue and yesterday we had an almost 600 reply thread, why argue in such bad faith
>>62398821I didn't say it was natural but neither are the guys on /aco/ beating it to aliens or the dudes who wank to MLP.but it is a potentiality of the human mind to redirect the key instincts and find satisfaction in things totally unlike the original, as a surrogate. without that we'd just beating eachother over the head and fucking 24/7 nothing else would be of any interest. now, i am obviously being critical of pegging as you are,because, over time, instinct eventually wins out at least at some point in the vast majority of cases,the monk will eventually eat,the lady will cheat on the guy shes cheak bustin' with an actual man.thats the point.
uuuhhhMU?
Okay was just looking at all the tickers I have saved and uhh I noticed a pattern that is making me nervous, I think a bunch of stuff is gonna dump in the near future and its gonna pull semis and memory with it
dünp etto zero
>>62398841Who gives a shit? What are your bags?
>>62398794what was the sudden quantum pump?
>>62398845WTF was the 2 mill volume pump 5 min before end a fake??
Im gonna take the $2000 of my useless Inherited IRA(cant contribute) and buy as much SMR or UUUU as I can.Then I wont look for like 7-10 years.
>>62398860Wait uhh its dumping back down fuckkk whats the news i see none!!!!
>>62398845Koreas freakin
>>62398853as i believe i already expressedmy bags are 10,000 United States American dollars (valid for the servicing of all debts public and private)in SOXS calls + MU and SOXL puts expiring this Friday, purchased today.
>>62398863Korea
Wtf you guys said Korea followed us>>62398856Trump
>>62398714what is gallon in non subhuman?
>>62398870what happened niggerdid he tweet
>>62398845>MU?whats it doing?
>>62398760But why would she shit test if I told her I'm not interested
>>62398880A) instinct, like I saidB) she doesn't believe you.
>>62398875>what happened nigger>did he twehe did some tweet saying hes signing two exec orders to speed up quantum development.
>>62398700Golden Bull-piss run
>>62398641>making them spend TIME & MONEY to do it for freeGenerationally based
>>62398881Ok thanks for the clarification. Girls are weird
>>62398628InternationalPoopjeetMachine
wtf everyone told me SPACEX was going to $250 and i look now and its down 30%?!?!!i thought stocks were safe
>>62398904No everyone said wait until at least November if you're dead set on buying.
>>62398904elon needs your money for more impregnations.
>>62398904please be bait>>62398884what an orange niggerwhy didnt he post when i was holding
>>62398879Oh no, it's down to 6.8% in aftermarket trading. Eeek.
>mi dripped 2 and jumped 2 in 20 min due to KoreaMan wednesday AM wild
>>62398641>this creature decides who gets to pass on their genes the cruelty of this world
I'm glad I decided to pass on the IPOHehe
>>62398641Blessed post
>>62398785> strong start? more like strong cope
>>62398914>Oh no, it's down to 6.8% in aftermarket trading. Eeek.where? google shows its flat or up 1%.
750k USD stock portfolio at 27. I dont really watch the stock market. As long as I get my dividends every year I'm comfy. I make around 30k/yr just chilling.40% VT40% QQQ20% QQQI
i invested in a lotto ticket and in 2 hours i will be a millionaire
Unenthusiastic opening in Japan.
>>62398938Based
Meine negroes, do you think that ADBE might be a little oversold? It might continue tanking but it looks like the time is ripe for some algos to engage in lil micropump before dumping even more.Also having my eye on ASTS and CENX although they still seem to have some room to go down a bit more.
Speaking of Quantum
>>62398936thinkorswim
>>62398938What's your income? $300k+/year working for jewgle fresh out of college? I'll be lucky to have your poorfolio size when I'm 57 and I've been making six figures for the past 4+ years. I was also a NEET before then however but I still had a lil sumpin in retirement accounts that are now worth ~$45k.
>>62398849> you're just now noticing the pattern? look at the charts, it's been screaming for weeks
>>62398914>>62398879I had a feeling. Insiders appear to be selling off on early earnings data.
>>62398952ohh not down 6.8% but overall day trend? i was confused. any reason to buy DRAM if SK Hynix is listing on nasdaq soon and i already own MU and SNDK?
>>62398959>45kBy 30, you should have at least your annual salary at 30 stashed away in retirement. At that point youve made it.
>>62398966I sold most of my DRAM for this reason
>>62398959I dont have a job, I inherited the money.
Post yfw you didn’t buy SPCX
>>62398975I bought a couple of the January 2027 100p. I am an investing genius.
>>62398973Even more based. Ur living the dream anon
>>62398968I'm mid 30s and I have almost twice my salary saved across all accounts and investments but I definitely haven't made it. My net worth was also hovering close to 0 for a while because of student loan debt and I have almost 6 years to go before I achieve loan forgiveness. The only way that I'll feel like I've reached the beginning of the end is at $1 million but you haven't really made it in this day and age if you don't have probably around $5M-$10M.>>62398973Hell yeah brudda. I've always thought that it was gay that people got shamed for being born into wealth or for inheriting it. What the fuck are parents and grandparents supposed to do, work their whole life just to give it all away? Fuck that. Props for not blowing your inheritance.
DRAM dip tomorrow
>>62398973I don't even feel angry or bitter about stuff like this anymore.Congrats you fortunate fucker.
>>62398975Niggas out here calling us bears for warning them about IPOs, meanwhile they've lost tens of thousands on CBRS and SPCX.
Bought SSO yesterday, buying some today, buying some tomorrow, fuck it Buying every day. $75k cash left, $5k a day?
>>62398849>every fantastic 7 stock down 20% in the last month>hey guys I think I noticed that things are going to be redno way?
>>62398969ah k thanks.
>MU dip tomorrowYep this is too obvious
MUBEARS DO NOT LOOK AT THE MU AFTER HOURS
>lost 42 dollars todayDangit
>>62398996I want to load up on SSO but don't want to buy it at ath. Bought RSP instead while I wait for a dip of some sort.
LEAVE BARRY ALOEN!!!!!!!
WORLD NEWS MACRO UPDATE:(Courtesy of Juice3 which you can get off github where i posted it but since yall don't believe me, i'll just post the highlights)>China's MOFCOM imposes trade restrictions on several US companies (l3harris, rare earth minors) in retaliation for the US doing the same (this occurred before market hours today).>China and India bang each other's wives, though China seems to have the upper hand, forming strong ties and new jet sales to Bangladesh with trade agreements, while India today sent ministers to mongolia likely in retaliation to the new partnership.>Central Asia continues to dramatically rise, with the stans conducting a flurry of agreements with Southeast Asian nations to supply oil long term, and met today with European leaders to work on developing a corridor to Asia. (This is probably the most important developing news of the past few weeks, given what a backwater it has been for quite some time.)>Iran's chief negotiator arrives in Oman to discuss arrangements for the str8, meets with sultan, exact convo unknown, though ships continue to transit. "According to Paragraph 5 of the MoU, Iran will conduct dialogue with Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz, in line with applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states.">Egypt has arrested some thousands of Sudanese who it says were illegally mining gold in it territory. This comes after 4 Egyptian warplanes fired on civilian miners over the weekend, killing 100ish, whilst being allied with the government of Sudan. The government has had no response.>The US says RSF may be planning massacres in Sudan, which signals for the first time it is taking a side in the conflict. As a reminder, RSF is backed by the UAE and Ethiopia, while the government is backed by Eritrea and Egypt. The country looks likely to break up along with the wider region soon, so these alliances will matter.That has been the news.
MU MUMUS WIN AGAIN
SPCX is tumbling down, but how far down?70 is the lowest it can go imo but I feel 110-130 is the reasonable estimate.
>>62398987>What the fuck are parents and grandparents supposed to do, work their whole life just to give it all away?That's what they do pretty much. One side of my grandparents didn't give their child anything and the other side did give money to their children but the boomer kids threw it away on drugs, cars they crashed, gambling, alcohol, etc, fuck you.
Why do people worry so much week to week here when the smart play is setting and forgetting for like 5-10 years?
>>62399006you gotta update your bot lil homieMU is dumpin HARD
>>62399006Annnnnd whole day is gone
>>62399016next sector is for sure critical earths/rare minerals, the US cant have china essentially controlling their tech advancement and weapons productionexpecting MP to bust to 200 when the money flows out of AI
>>62399024Not everyone has 5 years fucking retard
>>62399028Rare Earth's already popped. UAMY is way up from that sentiment.
>>62399016I still have the limewire link my nigger. What's the github link? Guessing this is it: https://github.com/idontevencode1/JUICE3-BIZDid you use claude or some chit?
>>62398973my best friend works(6 figures), invests, and is getting a massive 50% of a gigantic land+house+money inheritance. Like the kind where he wouldnt have to work ever.Love that fucker, hes doing it for his future kids he plans on having.You should get a job though anon. You have the luxury if doing whatever, for whenever, however you want, you might not realize how great that is, even some part time shit at a cozy mom and pop. Its like you can just exist somewhere sometimes a week and get free money, instead of actually needing it to survive.
tfw when your investments are determined by over leveraged Korean gamblers
>>6239902410% growth in a year is cool but what's cooler is 10% growth in a week.
>>62399029This. I only have 2 years fucking retards, trying to fuck more and get to at least 8 years
>>62399025Are all the MU bulls bots? Looking at it right now it’s daggering down 2% with scam wicks reaching -5%
MUsisters…
SPCX NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
How could Elon do this
>>62399025>Only SNDK is greenThis is going to be the biggest rug of the century.
>>62399027>+6.82%>-2.3%>whole day is goneNigga do you know how addition and subtraction work?
>>62399033yep that's the link to it.not sure if it actually works for downloads or whatever tho, been a while since i downloaded anything off githubi checked what yall were upset about and you can read the full files it looks like
>>62399027erm the MUbear bot is in full force
I don't hate my parents and I wish things could have been better between us.
>>62399030the official pax silica signing was on dec 2025 and there hasnt been much movement since then, you dont think it can go higher?
>>62399028>>62399030I got a little of UAMY, was honestly thinking of more. Im doing rare metals/minerals and still not sure where the dump the rest of my little money into.
>>62399054I don't fucking know. I bought a fat chunk of uamy back when it was around .70 and more when it went to about .30 but then later dumped it with only mild earnings because I grew weak in my conviction.
>>62399035sk hynix has $34.4 billion in revenue and has a market cap of $1.33T, while MU as $35.0 billion revenue and a market cap of $1.37T seems like a fair evaluation no?
>>62399059Yeah looks good
>>62399047ill keep shilling it off an on every few daysmy hope is that someone who know what they're doing can add to it too, specifically the data feeds as rn thats just scraping actual webpages, because im not up to date on what the actuall good free APIs area lot of free "situation intelligence" terminals use free API feeds that are absolute dogshit and its just a cool terminal UImy data is actually good, but there's not much of it in comparsion, and the webpage owners would probably block if more then 10 ppl were using it since it scrapes.but i dont want it to become a big thing, just better for my own use by smiggs working on it.
>>62399062bro thinks we like this
>>62398841what weird ass conversation I chose to drop into the thread for. I would agree with you, but also female perverts do exist. sure the common woman just says it because its something women say now (self referential behavior is woman coded in the entirety of the world). But, if some woman showed she had actual pervert credentials (weird porn taste, uses weird toys/cosplays/outfits etc.) then you can generally believer it. also, who here shorted spaceX today for the easy money? I might slurp some tomorrow on open for the dead cat bounce, but this shit is too volatile for me DESU
>>62399062N
>>62399046>>62399048It's definitely crabbing, but more losses than gains at the moment. It was at about -3.86% before it bounced, and it looks like +0.25% is the resistance now. I imagine the overwhelming lot of us pivoted to Micron today.
>>62399063I would have been happy to contribute but I stopped coding years ago. My job sucked the soul out of me. I like it when people here build stuff and post it though. There was the one guy who was posting the ticker maps and volatility bubbles or something like that but he hasn't posted in like a week or two now.
>>62399043How could you buy an IPO?
>>62399055just buy REXC and call it a day, its an ETF specifically for ex-china companies in rare earths sectoryou can gamble on LYC, they have the most advance tech other than china but they are an aussie company, its a policy play if the US and aussies will work together or not.
>>62399053What's stopping you from mending your relationship with them? I'm trying to work up the courage to kill myself because I've failed as a son. I hate to think about how much I'll be hurting my parents if I could just grow a pair and put an actual bullet in the gun the next time that I pull the trigger. You should call your mom and pop or go visit them and give them a hug.
>>62399078well, i would appreciate anything at all in terms of functionality or suggestions if you do give it a try, optimization idc about rly, its just for personal use, but more capabilities is what i am after.i mean what i would rly like is to have the ability for it to scrape X as that's the real Alpha spot, via my currated list of civil servants and jr analysts who let things slip sometimes, but im worried itll get my account b& and they do cell verify so it would be hard to undo.
>>62398992It was never rich, my father worked his whole life, he just passed it on to me when he passed. A large portion of it was life insurance, 500k and the rest his pension. He wasnt really rich, he never got to see any of this money.
>>623990820.65% though.
SpaceXisters, you're down to 153....
>all of the gains today being erased in AHwho is responsible? asia? europe? fucking niggers.
>>62399098uptick rule NOW
>>62399092I'll give some feedback if I get around to testing it soon. Scraping X/twitter is gonna be hard. A lot of frontends have tried but it seems like they always lose the battle and get cockblocked from scraping.
>>62399094dude fucking get a job, seriously. You need income to SAVE that money. You also need a resume. I hope you are young. Thats a massive good amount to invest while you still accrue income. Life is very fucking long, and if its not, then it wont matter.
>>62399098
>>62399088>killing yourself>when the fun is only startingCome on now, you cant tap out now. Not when theres so much excitment thats about to kick off.
>>62399096yeah im not sure actually if id buy the ETF or just diverse it myself with their top 5 holding
>>62399088Unironically don't. Its not that you have something to live for, necessarily, just the rest of your life to change and make it up to yourself and God.
SAD!PATHETIC!
>>62399023>One side of my grandparents didn't give their child anythingmy bother was always a loser, always giving advice and failing. Mom gave him money, more money, then he got married to a stupid fat ugly woman and had kids then moved back home where he stayed. Mom always promised a 50/50 split and would never give one son more than the other to not cause friction. Last months of her life she gave the loser everything and I got 0. My only regret was hanging around to look after her instead of going out and dong the best I could for me. If you inherit money good for you, don't count on it, look out for yourself so you dont get screwed like I did. fuck you mom
Hey has anyone checked on DRAM siblings?
>>62399112yeah those ETF fees are gonna eat your gains alive
>>62398938This is kind of what I want. I want $500k total but it requires a somewhat more active management of the funds. It should let me pull like $40k a year after tax. Would be nice, I wouldn't have to wage anymore. I just need a really good opportunity to all in my portfolio and win. Not even a 10x is needed to achieve this. And I see a few possible winners that could pull this off but I'm terrified of going all in at these prices. Two tickers I can definitely see pulling it off and a third that doesn't have such potential but could get me a good part of the way there.You're a NEET right? How long have you been living like this?
>>62399116What’s with these Korean guys? They keep selling
I know I'm going to get rugged in the AM and all you baggies will be safe (until MU earnings).But for now, I'm enjoying the fantasy of all those returns on my SOXS calls.
>>62399107>>62399113Thanks bros. I'm too much of a pussy to do it but shit hurts all of the time. I managed to pull myself out of a rut and I have a good job with a decent income now so I'm content if I can manage to pull the plug now. I've enjoyed shitposting here though and there are some good people in these threads.
>>62399124>You're a NEET right? How long have you been living like this?Around 5 months. I just got the money not too long ago. I got a studio apartment $650 a month.I live on around $1200 a month and have around 500 extra left over. im thinking of getting a part time job for a little more money and something to do.
>>62399144this is the way
>>62399144The dream
SHORT MSFT AND GOOGL DAMMIT!
Is grok the printing press of our time?
>>62399112>when an etf suck so bad you may as well do it yourselfWhat's stopping me from opening up my own etf and just picking the good stuff? Assuming I had the funds necessary.>>62399144Sounds like cruising on easy mode. Do you keep some of the wealth cash in case of buying opportunities, excluding cash for expenses? What do you spend your days doing if you don't mind me asking? I could finally go back to binging video games if I had a big enough passive income, gif related would be so comfy.
>>62398866>Fridayjuly 3 is no trading jewboi dumbass niggerfind the lying kike nigger
>>62399088I tried with my father but he kept acting like a miserable asshole, push/pull mind games with me, slinging more shit at me, spreading lies and turning others against me, then he killed himself out of spite.My mother is an obese loser burden who keeps acting like a fucking retard and playing mind game bullshit with me when I visited in previous years. She gives me shots of cortisol whenever I'm around her and I can't take it. I won't. Her husband is a fat retard too and paycheck to paychecking their way until he dies then she's done for.I've visited and hugged enough until I decide otherwise.You can only deal with people like this by protecting yourself.
>>62399062I enjoy your OIL OC please keep making more so tech trannies can seethe
>>62399088How do you even fail as a son? I don't even know what that means. Just make something of yourself? What does being a good son mean?I'm the only person in my family to accomplish anything so there's no way I can feel bad about that. I largely had to survive my family to do it.
>>62399172some ETFs have exclusive tickers like people buying DRAM to access that korea ticker or someshit but i heard its going to be listed on nasdaq soonother than that theres nothing stopping you, you probably have to check on it once a week to see what rotations they did and copy that
semis down overnightKoreans panicking
>>62399185Same, but my sister has beaten me to starting a family.
>>62399188fucking cultists it's like today's mild pump didn't even happen what's got them all spooked anyway?
>>62399178>>62399185Mid-late 30s and couldn't find a stable woman with whom I could build a life and give my parents grandkids. I have a decent job now but not the prestige that my parents expected of me.Hope that you can figure out how to make things work with your mom.
space marines....stop fucking selling!!!
>>62398641best post on /biz/ in weeks
I don't even know who jared taylor is. Politics is only for (very) rich people and losers
thoughts on $lilly?all my niggas pinning peptidesliterally almost my entire family now
>>62399150>>62399154>>62399172>What do you spend your days doing if you don't mind me asking?Doordash and video games. $650 is for my rent and the rest up to $1200 is all on doordash and steam games and bills I probably spend at least $500 on doordash a month.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OH FUCK DRAM IS FUCKING CRASHING THROUGH MY HOUSE
>>62399205Looks fine. Go for it.
>>62399189Same here. She's a fucking maniac and tortured people with her miserable bullshit and was always a trashy burden bitch. But no matter how bad a woman is she can still find a guy desperate enough to knock her up. Women don't have to do anything good or accomplish anything.They just decide to stop jumping on cock to cock and pick the loser they're currently with and it's good enough.
>>62399205how often do they eat chicken soup? When mine was cold I could literally see the collagen. And I removed all the fat
>>62399207>>62399210Buy MSFT. It's gonna blow your mind.
>>62399213You really need to change your mindset, dude. Go get some sunlight. Exercise. Drink water and take some supplements.
I'M TOUCHING GRASS
I'm cursed and I chickened out of buying SPCX the day of the IPO and almost FOMO'd a few days later.Perhaps I have successfully transferred my curse to another anon? Now I feel bullish.
I just realized I have never compared myself with a woman really other than Taylor Swift. Maybe it's the testosterone. I think I have lots of it.
Looks like quantum will replace AI once the hype dies down
>>62399235I'm actually a quantum AI test. I see the whole universe inside of me at once
>>62399235quannum is going to be bolted onto ai. it's all one big system.
>>62399220Yes sarr invest in msft and grr for many lakhs
>>62399240got a milky way for a bussy do ya
Too much talk about an heroing itt. Don’t forget you’re destined to shitpost here forever.
>>62398641is this bullish, or?
>>62399220fuck no. going GOOGL for the monopoly and AAPL for the best AI play.
>>62399235been accumulating but the problem is knowing which quantum will get all the govt subsidies.
GOOGL, why is it dumpingdoes anyone even have an explanation?
>>62399220its so tempting
its over for memory
KEK SOXL
what the FUCK is going on? what's happening in worst korea?
>>62399259Apple is doing not so great. I wouldn't buy.
ATTENTIONThis is importantHelp me find a hedge for my AI thesis portfolio, to shortI'm thinking of shorting WCLD, it's a software ETF. It has shitty companies like Adobe. JFrog, and a bunch of other shit. It does have a few companies in it I'm bullish on but not many.Maybe I could short regional banks? I'm not sure.
>>62399262well, market jannies don't like it when everything pumps at once and all the mag 7 have been getting the same treatment, and google is actively issuing shares and raising capital, so there's selling pressure, and it's pretty obvious there's a red hot bull market in hardware so that's where the trading dollars are going. but i don't really know, it looks like a good buy. also it was nasdaq rebalance day, today might have been the bottom. mag7 has been the belle of the ball for well over a decade though, they aren't the only game in town anymore.
>>62399276>he's not asking AILMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
SPCX baggies r u okay?So baggies r u okay?r u okay baggies?
The market is starting to lose hope.
>>62399034it's easy as fuck to invest if you never had to worry about rent of a mortgageif you're not a millionaire by the time you're 40 and your house was paid for by somebody else you're an absolute fucking retard. anybody could invest half their income without even trying
Why must we dump at midnight
so is it time to break out the kneepads?
Shorting silver was a better idea than I thought
>>62399220I don't even allow Microshart products on any of my computers, why would I want them in my portfolio?
>>62399299You the guy who talked about doing it back when it was at 76? Based
>>62399308Pecunia non olet.
>>62398660Sour diesel is way better for engine longevity. The sulfur compounds lubricate injection pumps.
>>62399299I'm down almost 50% from February bro, when does the pain stop
>>62399322Yeah I’ve been taking profits all the way down because it’s gonna be nuclear green any day now. Still have a few puts open for this drop though.
Nothing ever happens
>>62399299the best thing about it rugging is how smart silverbaggies thought they were for a brief moment in time. there are people who paid over $110 for it will never break even on it when it comes to inflation adjusted prices.
Shorting oil until its $50 because its a midterm year and Boomers GOTTA Boom
i still don't get why afterhours is still being this brutal you'd imagine those over-leveraged zergs would buy up whatever lows they see well, at least i'm not a spcxbaggie LMAO 151 now
KEK SOXL 2x
>>62399355Yeah I’m closing out tomorrow. It’s due for a snap back the other way.
mag 7 looks like toxic shit except for AAPLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYoPcyZrjeY
>>62399361it has the highest p/e and lowest growth out of all of them besides tesla and the chart looks bad too
>>62399361they are probably gonna invent some gay ass goggle shit that no one is going to ever buy
>>62399220>Buy MSFT. It's gonna blow your mind.
>>62399361Real question is what happens to sales when they pass on hardware costs to the customer
Reminder:Nobody gets paid = no exit liquidity.
Now is looking like a good time to get back into oil
Anybody getting nervous shit and piss hasn't hit new ath yet? I went all cash today to buy MU/SNDK dip after MU earnings but I wonder if they'll go higher before a major correction.
>>62399276Why not just short the companies you dont like?
>see thread>fuckmyshitup.mp3>open portlelio>everything's fineWhat happened?
kevin please
I think I'm the only one that did really well monday lolup 2%which is really pretty decent since I'm not very aggressive, and am 24% hedged
>>62399378Its after hours(low volume) drama whores
>>62399376no because some of the best and largest companies in it are still cheap and growth is really robust. market jannies are working hard making sure we don't get a bubble.
>>62399384>Its after hours(low volume) drama whores
>>62398627I hope so but doubt it.
>>62399235Welcome to 14 hours ago
worldwide economic depression
>>62399261what are some tickers. I cant pretend, I dont think ill be able to understand quantum shit and its all risk.Seems like it will happen, but no one knows who.
>>62399248No one would be talking about it if there weren't so many 1) larpers 2) faggots who either shill garbage that doesn't pump/faggots that fud the stuff that does pump because they're mentally ill bears who think they can crash the market with the power if their minds
In hindsight I should have shorted SPCX after my mom asked me to buy her some the day of the IPO
>>62399391I'm not sure why I get excited for Kospi dumps. I could have septupled my money just buying letfs during the lows on each of the dumps the last 3 months but I never go in heavy enough. Everything has gone so wrong for me since 2023.
>>62399380I want a 20% dump so bad!
DRAM JUST SHAT ALL OVER MY CARPET WHAT THE FUCK
>>62399404>short ladder attacking momthat's dark anon
Please tell me memory stocks finally crashes. I'm so tired of them, it's time for something else.
>>62399391And slant eye(low volume) whores
>>62399410m-mammary stocks...
my whole financials diversification is70% GS, and 30% JPM lolI don't know why I'd want to own any other banksso many banks are utter trash, the vast majoritypeople act like banks run the worldmaybe in third world countriesin america, they're trash and insignificant tech has more pull that banks havei wouldn't say ever had. banks were on top up until recently. especially nowadays, post the great recession, banks have really waned, in the amount of the pie they have, and in their power. There's a bunch of banks that never recovered from their 2006 highs.
>>62399187I meant opening up my own ETF that others buy into and I can collect a fee. Would be funny seeing my ETF outperform Wallstreet.>>62399206Sounds comfy anon. But I know I'll eventually want more as I want to move elsewhere from where I currently live.>>62399407I will settle for nothing less than a 30% dump that is also prolonged. None of this 30% down and it's back to ATH's a week later. The more retail traders that exit, the stronger the pump.>>62399413>Big tity gothsI know of one who does youtube videos, she's beautiful but without the makeup ehh idk man just plain looking. Still would date her but she needs to stop making those vids, I'm not getting cucked by having millions of men fap to her.
>>62399400It’ll just rug.I have more puts than I’ve ever had all on semis.This fact alone means we’ll be up at least 4% tomorrow, with soxl up 30%
I'm tired of memory stocks because I should have made 870,000 dollars on them and instead I have to get a job.
It appears I made a massive mistake jumping into more memory recently, should've waited more but the fomo got me! Already down over 5% overnight.>inb4 this is a complete repeat of MU's behavior back in MarchIt's gonna suck hard if that happens.
>>62399423>buying just before earningsare you new?
>>62399425always gamble on 50-50 odds
its literally over for memory, all the DRAMbears were right
>>62399425I fomo'd!!!! There's no more semi/memory earnings for a while, I fear that if we don't get a repeat pump like April, then this stuff is going to flat line or crab down for several weeks. In April there was other news that gave the market hopium like every week. What news do we have now that can pump the market? AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A REDO OF TODAY
>>62399422I had 125000 shares of SOXL, I sold at $22. Cant believe it hit 300 today, and will only go higher...
>>62399419>I meant opening up my own ETF that others buy into and I can collect a fee. Would be funny seeing my ETF outperform Wallstreet.Did some research and the minimum you need is 2.5M but realistically most advisory and consulting firms ask you to have 100M in seed capital to start and you'd be paying them 200k a year to make sure you keep compliant with all regulations.
Is the market gonna panic sell or buy the dip come market open?
>>62399429>There's no more semi/memory earnings for a while
>>62399431youll be able to get back in at that level pretty soon anon, dont give up.
>>62399422Same. If I went all in on SOXL back in April 2025 I'd be at about $800k. If I went all in on MUU back in March 2026 I'd be at about $1m. It is really depressing seeing what could've been. Which is why I bought shares earlier today that are now in the red.I'm just so tired, I want to be rich, and just sleep for a while. Wake up and not worry about needing a job. Play video games to unwind. Rest a lot though, I'm very tired.
>>62399435What did I miss. What is there to panic about?>after hour price movementsNo, I mean what real world event would justify panicking?
>>62399431you had $2,800,000 in soxl?
>>62399437I would kill a man, like a hard working family man to make that reality, but I doubt it. Big if true.
>>62399439>No, I mean what real world event would justify panicking?The real world event of being in the body of a retarded person who hates line going down.
>>62399440Yes, stuck in 7 figure hell and after that blunder I deserve it.
>>62399439Its the small hats shaking out paper hands, as you can see its quite effective
>>62399345>>62399337>THE SHANGHAI PREMIUM
I hope we'll keep dumping and then dumping some more on Thursday, so I can get a nice late semis entry point.
fucking something needs to be done about the fucking koreans ruining everything for everybodyand im not talking about korea having a down day. that's what needs to happenkospi needs to get hit with three -10% flash crashes in a week, then the next week a 20% rally, then do another -10% dump to flush these bastards out for good measurethey're pumping everythng too quickly when they have their grannies riding this bitch with high leverage
>NBIS -6.6%i bought more yesterday because it was red...
>>62399345>smart>investing in LITERALLY the most manipulated asset on earth that plays an important role in every day central bankingno.
>I sold my NBIS calls at the pico topAM I A GOD?
Why no new thread?
>>62399492this thrtead has a peeing lady in it, so we should just hang in here for a bit
I wonder if there is a correlation between people who panic sell at the first dip and people who feel the need to rush a new thread the moment we hit the bump limit
>>62399434>consulting firms ask you to have 100M in seed capital to startMeetKevin (youtuber) started his own ETF. I highly doubt he had even half of 100M
>>62399492we hit 500 the other dayeveryone so beaten down thats when i decided to buy all these putssmg is my favorite indicator
Serial question. How do I make +100% YTD without gambling stocks? Any ETF / div harvesting / else?
HOW IS IT THE ONLY GREEN
>>623995050dtes
>>623995050dte charm plays.
>>62399505Honestly? Best bet I can think of is befriending someone you can use to do insider trading with.
>>62399506Everyone knows that MU will keep crushing their goals, but it'll still probably dump on earnings.
>>62399494Kek, truth.
Guys... I found it. Consumer prices are crashing.
>>62399512Its dumping, right now, anon.
>>62399518https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>62399512all day today MU and other semis were trading in a tight flat range totally ignoring what every other stock was doingfor future reference, this is what holding the level while you cash out as a big boy looks like.
>>62399505put your networth allin on black at a casino will get you +100% YTD. That's basically what you are asking for
whats going on over nighteverything is dumpening
koreans dumping the market every single time one of my underwater positions almost gets to the green is making it impossible to escape bad plays since it happens every 2 weeks now. I wouldn;'t even care except that precious metals are apparently a tech stock now.
>>62399528
IT WON'T STOP
MU IS IN THE RED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62399532looks like koru stopped tracking therefore the koreans must have hit their circuit breakers
>>62399544theres no such things as breakers for 3x etfs lol
>>62399520Nice. Almost bought in yesterday, Hope it won't recover.>>62399524Cashing out now sounds pretty good to me, so I could hop in on the train relatively cheap.
Ugh I just had to hold out 1 more day and I didnt, I bought in and now Im probably bagholding
Buy DRAM dip tomorrow, or wait for AFTER Micron earnings report (possible further dip) on Thursday? Or Friday?
>>62399554Knowing these Koreans they will releverage themselves right back up and add more fuel to the fire of MU dumping on earnings. We already have a ton of redditors entering MU, add the Koreans on top, and suddenly sounds it sounds like the perfect stock for funds to dump just to screw over retail
>>62399554i am waiting for thursday at least
>>62399554reddit predicted the next market collapse
Hynix crashes? I buy more 3x ETF SK Hynix ETF. Shrimple as.
>>62399562anyone that uses profanity to make a point can be safely ignored
i have an ear infection, what are some stocks for this?
>>62399562its all getting marked down with payments in kind (yes, like the dark ages, paying with sheep and goats when you cant pay) and added to the back end and being reported as income.on top of that, the SLR rule change printed a goodly 6-7 trillion fwd looking, only a couple of which has been deployed.though, I do hope it crashes, for my own financial positon.
>>62399550it tracks the korean market so yea that true but my broker usually had price movement during the night and now it's showing blanks with the last movement being 851that implies tracking has ceased
>>62399562wow even the bobos dont think we will crash this year, all in folks.
>>62399569trueunaliveregardedsewer slidefr fr no cap
>>62399562>>62399573oh actually they mentioned PIKsthis is bullish actuallybasically they will do whatever to make it work. at the end of the day, you don't want em dead or to rope, you want em payin points, foreveh, gabish?(this was what was going on the first 3 months of the year and which was resolved when effr-sofr literally went to the lowest point since covid, and is also why we printed so much and are up so bigly, its already resolvedyou can see banks like FLG and ZION were shiddding on PCred losses, and got bailed out by the FHLB low key, its in the notes on the 10k.as usual reddit is late and retarded)(though plz buy into this, my puts expire friday)
I been gone all day why did everything shitcoin itself?
You guys think this pullback will bring stock prices below post-Broadcom earnings report levels from earlier this month? Or not that far down?
not even GRRR is safe from the bobos
>>62399554I'm waiting at least until Thursday. If it dumps you can buy the dip and if it pumps, while you may have lost some gains, it means that it'll probably keep pumping in the near future, so it's kind of a win-win in a way.
>>62399562>tokenfudeverytimetheresadipthatfudsyououtofbuyingthedipsoyoubuythetopagain.webp
>>62399580It was all going into SOXL, not becuase Iran walked out on Vance who had the most embarrassing press conference adding to America's ongoing humiliation.
>>62399581if MU reports lower than expected earnings, it might literally be over for memory
>>62399578euphemisms show the same polluted mind but with cowardice attached
>>62399581>>6239958115%, whatever that is.
>>62399587What % of MU you got. Sounds like you are all in.
>>62399494thanks bro, I almost missed it
the market is looking like straight dogshit I must admit spy is red the past month and counting
>>62399590I got BIG port bro but it doesnt matter at all because im already up BIGLY
i am down 30k in pre-pre-premarket -_-'
>>62399593I mean its really been yellow, never grey.
>>62399595trump, jensen, save us please
>>62399594Nice, ride em!
>>62399595Im down 50% on my Chinese stocks, but up 5% right now!
>>623995871. Not gonna happen2. Even if it causes a correction, the orders are still getting filled for months to come, causing more gains in the long run
I'm 100% cash and have been since last week. 3% on cash gains baybeee
>>62399588juice
Is DRAM still a buy until at least 2027?
>>62399597denying iran a nuclear weapon takes precedent over a global economic depression - djt
dram fucking sucks I'm glad I stopped buying that garbage
Why are you saying MU always dumps on earnings, I can barely see a 1% blip
>>62399611wait till 430pm day of dumbo
>soxl down 12% AH>soxs only up 8%FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>DRAM -10%>MU -1%
>>62399604Depends, it probably won't reach full exit positions anytime soon, though it may cease to be such a ridiculously high growth stock if the AI race loosens. For now it's just a buy (the dip).
>>62399621>>62399621>>62399621
V ON KOSPI!
+10% -> -.5%ok
>>62399605save me trump
>>62399562This is basically what the Chinese do except it’s encouraged at the state level btw.And they also disappear anyone who talks about it.
>>62398623this OP didnt age well..
