This is really bad edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62399621
This exact same thing happened two weeks ago.Two less weeks.
>>62400207it. is. so. close.
I'm getting fucked in the ass, bros. And not in a good way.
>>62400207
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8
Hey beautiful.Just remember, whatever happens out there today.I still love you.You will always be my smigger! <3
>>62400211>not in a good way
>>62400212
>>62400204Hi anons i am starting a lemonade stand company.I will have a revenue of 10 dollars a day, but i have taken a loan to install 10 computers under the stand training AI 24/7 with the energy of a diesel generator.The company is called LemonadeX. I sell it at 210 dollars a share for a market cap of 560 million dollars. Anyone interested?
>>62400217
Uhm lykTripsAnd weUhm...Rips?
>>62400213kek
>>62400221> imagine thinking a middleman adds value in 2025lmao just cut them out and see how fast your "savings" turn into a headache
>>62400221
> futures
>>62400223DOWNWEGO
Does everyone have their party hats ready?Did you bring cake? Please make your way to the assigned seating, The guest of honor has almost arrived!> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hvqTxcvnO_Q&list=RDhvqTxcvnO_Q&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOUmFuY2Ugb250b2xvZ3mgBwE%3D&ra=m
I am still making money off of sneedisk>WTFWT editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62400227lel, this sure will end well
Shouldn't yen carry unwinding make Nikkei a safe heaven oooor?
>>62400230manifesting a market crash before anthro pic and open gay ai go public please clown god of clown world make it be so
>>62400233Nintendo baggies will rope, which seems to be 50% of smg for some reason
>>62400233there is nothing unwindingyou were baited by FUDNikkei is not a safe haven because the yen is a dead currency lol
>>62400236"No"
are you buying spcx?you don't want sad kittens with mittens, do you?
NASDAQ rebalance this week with what may be a MU rug pull after earnings UHHHHHHHH im bout to cum bobros , now we need a gray swan event in the strait of hormuz and a black swan in russia ukraine to get this party really started
My adbe isn’t crashing today at least
>>62400243Cegorach PLEASE
Who here fomo’d in the last two day?
>Asians being recklessly bad with their financesWhy are they like this? My quant’s people are supposed to be good at their maths, right?
>>62400250I fomoed this moring, I should have probably waited though
>>62400252Asians are, but they become complacent and arrogant take a look at Chinese history where they did not expand or innovate because they thought they far surpassed everyone already
>>62400239I'm literally shaking.
>>62400252they are too dopamine starved
>>62400252Asians are basically quants or degen gamblers. No in between
>>62400230I missed you shiki anon.*hugs you*
>>62400252>aping into leveraged etfs on marginI don't think it matters whether they are good at math or not desu
SOXL going out of business?
my today exp 742 SPY puts I bought yesterday boutta print
>there has been a mass influx of Indians over the last year due to AI stocks mooning and jeets using vpns to trade them>jeets are BULLISH on micronI wasn't destined to make it. I came, I saw it back in november, told MUfag that he wasn't shilling something great since it was already up 400%, then reconsidered it two months later, now it's 6 months later and up another 400%.I just need-a 4x-sell that 4x-a second 4xAnd then I'm kosherI will even let a pretty jewish female rabbi (Reform) suck on my peepee. She can't have my foreskin but I'll let her get a taste of it.
>>62400268good work bobro
>>62400252young koreans and japanese know that the system is rigged against them so they treat stocks and all sorts of gambling as a ticket out. Go big or go home. They have this "it only has to work once" mentality. They dont want their capital to grow over 20 years they want to put all their money in one shit coint, one call option and if it works it works if it doesnt well, same shit life as before
>>62400197You are such an actual retard. Why would big institutions dump into a clearly retail panic air pocket?What news has come out? What changed compared to yesterday?Institutions probably hold right now, but IF they act, they more probably buy the 10% discount. They have a long term mindset, and there is a certain probability prices will never be as cheap in these names again as they are now.
its heartwarming to see all these brown furry facesbut its heartbreaking to think of all the ursine brethren we lost along the way who didn't make it to see this day, the day of wrath.
>>62400273
>>62400213ASS<=>ASS
>>62400245>MU rug pull after earningsThe rug happened today. There is not infinite air you can let out of a stock if you believe it's inflated like a balloon.
>>62400276>Why would big institutions dump into a clearly retail panic air pocket?What news has come out? What changed compared to yesterday?Institutions probably hold right now, but IF they act, they more probably buy the 10% discount. They have a long term mindset, and there is a certain probability prices will never be as cheap in these names again as they are now.
>>62400279>>62400280our ascendancy is near bobros
>>62400283>60x earnings>theres a floor
Looking at spy and looks like top is in? Its fucking over?Considering buying some spacex shorts today for retail panic sellers but elon muskrat seems to have a magical power to keep tesla trading at 200x pe for 5 years straight
>>62400283no comment .....
>>62400232>Taiwan stonks get rug pulled>anon here appears in Taiwan>hello everyone I'm here for my rent-a-girl
Bobos are funny. This same shit has happened a dozen times this year and each time you are salivating and hyping yourselves up for 'the one'. And then it just rips higher and leaves you behind.Why would this time be any different?
>>62400300prepare prepareprepare
>>62400300Me at the top of the euphoria chart "hmm this is sustainable"
>>62400300search your feelingsyou know itin the back of your mind like and infected splinter.you know.go look in the mirrortell yourself "its just a technical correction"examine your facesee if you look convincing to (you)
>>62400300Ferengi rule of acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
INFINITYhttps://youtu.be/z2CIiES_xxk?si=Kgey8j-OCtD9SQts
>>62400289I don't care. Today's top is next year's>God damnit if I only bought>PLEASE dump I need cheapies ;_;
>>62400300We have repeated this pattern six times, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
I'm buying MU puts today...
>>62400314The air has been let out of MU. It can only dump like max 5-6% after earnings.
>>62400310That was very very foolish, and a bad sign.If markets don't react, the cores the limit.A news failure now is fatal.He should have waited.
I am sitting on 60k in cash waiting to invest it all. Because i have not invested yet, the market will not crash. You can all thank me. I will never invest, and always calculate my potential gains if i had invested in x on y. Because of this, the market will go up.I am the patron saint of chicken shit
WHATS HAPPENING???NEWS???I’m just not gonna open my brokerage today AND I’m turning off notifications, so there
>>62400315i think there is plenty more air to squeeze out, don't be scared let bobo get his hands on this balloon
@elonmusk @SpaceX @POTUS @BARRONTRUMP @NintendoAmerica DO SOMETHING!!!!!!1!!!
>>62400318Absurdly based cash king shadowboxing against the market.
I’m getting raped but gently
>>62400318just wait bobro-lite it will
>>62400310HES DEPLOYED THE TWEET
THREETHREE'SANDTHEBUYERSFORCEASHORTSQUEEZE
>>62400325you forgot to tag the fbi too.
>>62400310It actually went down harder kek.It joever.
>>62400326The funny thing is, my cash reserves are growing by 20% every year for the past 3 years.
@GROG i am smair patel from punjab and i am spacex investor why is price droppings many thanks
Had a nice nap before open
Holy shit SPCX is green lmao
>>62400300When you're wrong over and over for two years straight, you grasp at anything that might prove you right. Even if you've seen it go badly many times before.
>>62400219Does your lemonade explode and will it send people to Mars 6 years ago? I'll buy 100 shares.
>>62400339thats it lmaothats his 4d chess movepump the shitcoin!?!YOU ALREADY PLAYED THAT CARD THE LAST TIME WE DUMPED BUSSY. GET THE PAPER AND GET THE INK AND START PRINTING.
is it me or has every stock that is not in SOXL been going down for a while now like we are actually in a long term bear market
KOSPI -9.99%Nice trips. >>62400310>no further negotiations (this time!)>oil for food 2.0Is this dude sabotaging his own negotiations?
>>62400333god grants you a short squeeze..... on ADBE
TODAY IS THE DAY SPACEMARINES! SPCX IS GOING TO THE MOON! SET YOUR ORDER UP, VISHNU SMILES UPON THE BOLD TODAY!!!!
>>62400349JA HIND!
>>62400349>posted from my starlink terminal in hydrebad
>>62400347That story is fucking kino
>>62400349Timmies absolutely SEETHING
>WOLF>128% short floatAm I retarded for buying it? Surely shorts covering will make it go up.
>>62400362And who said shorts will have to cover in undue time?
You promised me spcx will dump it's 2.5% pre market, I already bought inverted etf(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡━
Get my bonus on the 30th lads
>>62400361>>62400356WHO IS YOUR BROKER?i do not because my portfolio got liqui.da.ted by manyoh my god oh my god margin call!
>>62400372>Sold the bottom awardIts retard pumping to $230 again, liquidating every short, trapping every FOMO-Sexual then it dumps for real.
>>62400252All of the emerging markets have this mentality to them. People like to talk about South Korea and Taiwan being developed countries but their financial markets are still poorly regulated get-rich-quick schemes where everyone borrows on massive leverage. India is famous for the same problem. It's not like their really wrong on a fundamental level, even in developed western markets most people reject the wisdom of slow and steady compounding returns. The difference is that they have no confidence in their own banking sectors and currency to do the normie version of savings due to the Asian Financial Crisis and a long history of economic mismanagement from the centre.
>>62400372>>62400339Why is it up?
I'd like to see us pump to maybe -0.97%, and then slowly, gently, fade it back down to where we are now into open.That's how you create the most negative impression when manipulating markets.Or at least, that is how Kramer used to do it when he was short running his fund.
Iran has capped daily transit numbers through the strait LMAO ORAGNE RETARD LOST AGAIN!!!https://xcancel.com/Osint613/status/2069384048003232122#m
>>62400379Because stocks don't fall for 2 days in a row. If it's red one day, it will, at minimum, open to green the next. If it falls more it'll fall the day after.
We are so fucking back
is this bad?
>>62400377It's dumping again >>62400379Because of that demonstration flight probably, but it's not enough I guess. Already priced in.
Spcx dumping rn
MUbros, I can't wait to slurp the dip after earnings at...$1065.
>>62400385dont worry about it
>>62400382kek they wana die so badly, i think they're shocked we havent martyrd them yet and just shitposting at this point
>>62400238I did not hear of this until that guy from /v/ was complaining he bought at the top. Then it was a bunch of other people trying to catch the falling knife in the middle. Because Nintendo's 5 year history looked good. Just young investors making their first rookie mistake. Fun stocks are too tempting.
>you will live to see peaceful reunification between china and their temporarily escaped island
Thoughts on Saas? I'm all in:>ADBE>INTU>CRM>VEEV>ACN>NICE>MSFTBe honest with me... Am i gonna make it?
Damnitz I dont have any spare cash to buy the dip with. And who invited the jeets?
>>62400370There is nothing indicating it will go down significantly, yet the short float is going up.
The Korea soxl is down 30%
>>62400382Oh surely this news will make oil dump yet another -5% because why the fuck not
>>62400392No shit, the US sharted itself diplomatically and military in front of the whole world. All of their unnatural propped up vassals, like the Gulf Arab states, are scurrying away.Except Japan. For some reason the Japs are loyal cuckolds.
Microshit bros we can't stop winning
>>62400400its up 0.13% be grateful.... we just need more time.... more time
>>62400393>No NOW>No GTLB
>>62400310>president doesn't know the different between insure and ensuretop signal
>>62400401This used to be a nice website until the chinese shills got paid to say the stupidest shit imaginable. Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
>>62400407now is just to fucked with SBC, its GAAP pe is fucking ridiculous it may look cheap now with a forward pe of 21 but if we use GAAP eps its 41
>>62400393least raped value trap victim
>>62400401nah they had their lil diplos sucrying around Changland this week as wellwe'll eventually teriffy the rest of them back into line, but japs will stab us in the back mark my words, they are polite and friendly but they have iran tier pride which we've stepped on for almost 100 years.they're just waiting for the right moment.koreans will remain loyal thoughbeit.
>>62400420but r/valueinvesting keeps buying hand over fist !!!!
>>62400422I sure hope Japan breaks out of the conditioning. It is a shame to see such a historic culture get colonized.>koreans will remain loyal thoughbeit.Koreans got so utterly mindraped they started circumcising, there's no hope for them.
>futures
>>62400344Yes learn about the Benner cycle and Kondratiev waves. Matches up with grand solar maximum and minimum. Sell what is high. Diamond hands everything that can survive. Load up on savings to buy more.
>>62400393You'll get your money back in 3 years
Korean Lawmakers, Civic Groups Push to Tax Unrealized Gains *POP* https://en.sedaily.com/finance/2026/06/23/korean-lawmakers-civic-groups-push-to-tax-unrealized-gains
>>62400420What do you fucking mean value trap? These are my fucking life savings we are talking about...
>>62400426they never stoppedpeople forget like none of them surrendered, kind of unprecedented in history even for religious armys.in japanese /lit/ or even their cartoons, you sometimes catch glimpses of the fact that turbonationalism is still alive under the surface, along with a good deal of anger (somewhat understandable, even if they were guilty)but japs are pragmatic and 1st world tierthey will bide their time vs go MENA status and launch some suicidal protest.they'll wait until we are weak to strike.
I declare today to be the first day of the great crash.
>>62400392You mean Taiwan and their temporarily escaped mainland.
>>62400430You mean I'll double my money in 3 years...
>A key aggravating factor is the overvaluation debate that erupted alongside the market-cap milestone. Analysts at Hana Securities had previously warned in a published report that the moment SK Hynix’s market cap overtook Samsung’s would serve as a bull-market peak signal for the KOSPI, drawing comparisons to Cisco Systems briefly topping the S&P 500 at the height of the dot-com bubble in 2000.
>>62400442Fugg :D
It's time.Short INDA with as much leverage as you can handle.The end of affordable energy, fertilizer and by proxy the death of one billion Indians is finally upon us.
>>62400442SOXS Is only up 18%That's 12 more % to go to match KoreaBuy some.
cant wait for software to have its one green day and only go up 1% then continue dumping 20%
>>62400450>indian fud in this threadFUCK YOUR MOTHER TIMMY MELLCA @narendramodi_in SEND INDIAN ARMY TO DESTROY HIM
>>62400432lol
>>62400378the aisan financial crisis was specifically because of unbridled short sellingit was so bad they banned in across almost all the asian markets and if not, its heavily diminished in what it can do
>>62400403WE LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING(i bought 2 weeks ago and am down 10%).
good day for a slurp, methinks
Anybody else sold short the shipping futures?
>they're trying to hold SOXL at -17.76%
>>62400432Kek - what faggots.As soon as people start making a bit of money the (((government))) wants their slice.
>>62400392If it keeps dropping I’ll have to write a mean worded letter to Xi>>62400374kek then tf are you doing here
>>62400477>kek then tf are you doing hereits a parody of a indian meme lol
QRD on current market sentiment?
I still can't believe I could've sold PINS for a nice quick profit ;-(
Uh... anon... SPCX just turned red
MUsisters I thought we could just hold it until Wednesday and sell off with big gains right before close
uh oh stinky
>>62400480Panic sell everything right now
You don't know how sweaty I am
I'm down 3000 doll hairs this weekI will never financially recover...
There goes literally all of my gains
>>62400499I lost 4k as soon as OTC opened. Thankfully I'm still in green overall.
So, will we pump on open or will we keep on bleeding?
>>62400393In the GOLDEN DECADE of AI, you're buying software of all things?LMFAAOOOO.
>>62400508neither.it wont actually move for about 15 mins.
Goose status?
>>62400508keep bleeding today and tomorrowit's a long way down to QQQ 685
>>62400512>In the GOLDEN DECADE of AIYesterday's news.New bubble just dropped.
>>62400516fatteneddare I say engorged
What is driving markets right now?
>>62400432The tulips have appreciated...
-20% SOXL MAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE ITTTTT STOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOLPPOPPPPPO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62400401China is a joke meme country and Trump's fuckups at bare minimum force all the war hungry jew boomers to reshore industries and open investments in places like Alaska where up to 10 % of the world's rare earths may be located.China can only be a power in a world where no one is competing with them.
>>62400523this guy
>>62400523AI full self driving (beta)
*buh* *buh* *buh* *bbbrrROOM* *buh* *buh* *buh* *buh* *buhREEEEEEEEEEEEeee*
>>62400480that one fag who was spamming micron would dump on earnings and sandisk would fall back to 1400 and become megaslurpable before a big runup is probably going to be right.
>>62400528>China can only be a power in a world where no one is competing with them.China was the most powerful country in the world for most of human history retard.Once we build god from GPUs we will cuck them, but you are severely developmentally disabled.
>>62400516
>>62400538>Once we build god from GPUs we will cuck themMr. Altman, please contain yourself
>>62400459Every time I look it up I am getting a huge range of different answers. Like they are not sure what is legal in what country.
I bought 300 shares of DRAM at 81 bucks yesterday. Not a great start to the morning here in chicongo
>>62400533i love the smell of jetski gasoline being released onto the surface of the waves into a sensitive marine envioment so much base bobro.
>>62400519I'm so happy to be an INFQ baggy. It's not too late to buy more QTUM too.
>>62400544
>>62400537>that one fag who was spamming micron would dump on earningsThat's just everyone, not one person.But things will continue to dump until 'tubers and the media start claiming the bubble popped.
>buy leveraged ETFs >lose lots of money how could this be happening to me???
>Philadelphia Fed Non-Manufacturing Activity June: -25.8 (est -16.0; prev -23.6)PHILLYCHEESESTEAK
they expect one of us in the wreckage mumu
>>62400537It was me, I'm that fag.MU will pump to $1,300 during earnings call to trap baggots then dump to $900, maybe lower if Korea capitualates and sepukkus.
3% straight down in the nasdaq futures, no pops
>planned to sell 1/3rd of my semi etf today in preparation of micron's earnings>the jews beat me to it and already dropped the priceFug. Guess I'll be slurping with a smaller pool of cash than I'd intended
>>62400538>ching chong"Most powerful country" doesn't mean anything if it was 2000 years ago and no one else was in the neighborhood to fuck with you, you yellow scammer pussy.
its over
>>62400553you're supposed to buy soxl when it's 40 bucks not when it's 300 bucks
*plap*
i'm 100% cash how fucked am i?
NASDACCCCKKKKK
>>62400204I just don’t like AI or AI accessories no more
https://www.spacex.com/refunds
>>62400573trade them in for coke bottlecaps TRUST
>even the pre-pump is losing steamperson of color tuesday
I YIELD I YIELD
>>62400250> i bought the dip and it dipped harder. classic.
>>62400393Slurp OCTV too
IT'S CRASHING
SOXL finna bouta crack the -20%I feel like -26% or -27% is fair for starters as an opening offer, we're at least in the ballpark.
>MSFT
Im 100 percent in MU DRAM and sneedisk.Do I panic sell on open or do I just let myself get raped.
Was thinking of selling yesterday but got too cocky, remember when MU was pumping OOH last night? Oh good times those were
amc bros we are so fucking back
>>62400587But I was told the dollar was dying and hyperinflation is coming
>>62400596If you let yourself get raped isn't that giving consent? Baggot!
>>624005971240 AM was glorious and then it was ripped away by Koreans…
>>62400596
Copper looks critical right here
PREPARE THE MONEY, BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU RETARDS
>>62400596Well, I'd expect further dump on Thursday, but I'm not a financial advisor and this is not financial advice.
>>62400604
>>62400607I gotta figure out how to position to make this 742 SPY put I'm about to sell print even more today.0te calls and puts at open price?
>>62400596bounce and earnings volatility tomorrow, why tf would you sell today? this is just people not wanting exposure during earnings
>>62400613im in the same spotprobably up 20k off 3.5kbut i know Robinhood is going to crash for the first 15 mins like it always does whenever its a day where being first matters.
BRING IT BACKPUMP IT BACKPUMP IT BACK FOR ME
Unrealized capital gains is coming to the rest of the first world. What's your escape plan?
>>62400616DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UPYOU’VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP
>>62400618Swing trading.Nobody here holds a bag for More than a WEEK lmao.
OH NOES BROSi'm almost out of slurpola juice
Cathy is buying the spacex dipBuy buy buy!
>>62400607Wall of volume incoming
>>62400221>absolute currency figuresIt’s always the same with panicans. They always have low IQ data.
>>62400618return of capital divvies
>>62400618itll get nuked in the trial run nations.its like socialismits bad, but when someone tries it, we gotta give it a lil help looking bad, ya get me?
>>62400610There's no TA on that chart, but you should be able to see that until about early May almost no one was willing to pay more than 6.15. Now you've got tons of people loaded up between about 6.15 and 6.70
>>62400624okbut she was cute though.all that REALLY matters.
>>62400615I should have ~800 off of a 115 entry. This is just play money for me, but if I can yolo into some actual money that would be cool. Might put in long shot OTM calls for Friday in case the orange tard manipulates upward again.Good luck today.
I will never forgive the Koreans for this betrayal
>there are people itt who don't have afterhours trading
>everything is on discount and people are freaked out
>>62400639The korean war managed to rape both Koreas, just needed more time for the southern one
Do I invest my last $30 into the dip?
>>62400642ain’t got no money to buy no dip
>>62400641I lost my epstein card taking the bus one morning.
SOXS at $3.95It will be $5 by the EoD.
>They deployed the V, but it's upside-downThis wasn't supposed to happen!
i solded. i had to violate the stupid settled cash restriction but i solded.
Just keep it closed today
Too depressed to even look
Not selling btw
sneedisk is tempting me again, more so than MU
>mugadishu down -10%sad
Whenever I'm feeling bad, I just zoom out and it all gets better.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
everythings gonna be fine, prices change every day. bobo making a big flex but prices change every day.
When to buy this dip?
>>62400671but it's a wasted day thats what pisses people off
>HE DIDN'T BUY GRRRHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSUCK MY HAIRY GORILLA COCK BAGGOTS
KEVAN DO AN EMERGENCY 50 BEPIS CUTPLEASE KEVAN IT'S URGENT
it's over
Thoughts on Equal Weight ETFs? How much would you allocate relative to its normal counterpart?
good they are pumpingi hope they pump it back up a bit. we need slurpers to feel confident, lose 3%, then sell to accelerate the fallif speculator slorpers aren't baited in itll be a lot harder to get the boulder really rolling.
>>62400665I'm buying SNXX today I think
>>62400682satanic black magicSICK SHIT
at least the USD/SEK is up 1%, having a weak currency has it's benefits
INFQ and GRRR are super green though?
>>62400687>be snowmonkey>still shorter than wifehow
>space X money rotating into health care and longevity>few days and everyone is realizing diagnostic running on Nvidia semis in data centers
>>62400693This is cope
>>62400689GRRR just signed a $2.5B dealhttps://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-technology-secures-transformational-us2-5-billion-five-year-ai-gpuaas-compute-contract-converting-ai-data-centre-capacity-into-long-term-contracted-revenue/
Are you buying spacex dip anon?
>>62400692It's not his wife ,she is the leader of the Christian democrat party
15 minutes untilJVSTICE
>>62400706why would I buy a $15 stock for $150?
what the fuck did I wake up to?
MUsissies…!
Good morning gentlemen
I have it on good authority that it is well and truly over>>62400705should we buy? it's mc is only 500mil
>>62400711CHAOS
SPCX short sellers won
>>62400715Zoom out
Popping this bubbleWith no survivors
>>62400711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD95DAJxvFg
>>62400709
PANIC AND SELL PANIC AND SELLPANIC AND BUYPANIC AND BUYits nol like line always goes upriiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
>>62400715Smigger I have over 16,000 shares I am the gorillionaire, yes we should buy!(This pic is outdated I have even more now)
Evens, I short MUOdds, I short SPCX
I would like to make a return to David soxl
Hello please use the cash from your panic sells to buy my stocks please thank you they're up right now
Im a doctor and I've been put into collections by my own employer for not paying medical bills.
COME ON SOXS 4 DOLLARS YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT 3.997 3.998 GO GO GO GO YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>62400614I'm also 100 percent DRAM. Please tell me everything will be ok
>>62400684Meh I calculated it, 3x ETFs are often more lucrative than calls, but 2x rarely outperform buying 2-3 month calls on the company.
My workplace has gone full retard and put tampons and pads in the men's changeroom. How do I profit from this?
Did space x nuke itself so hard it triggered a circuit breaker?
>>62400706Maybe in like a year or two.
>>62400734Mr Soxlberg is out of office right now but if you like you can pawn your shares to Ezra Solxstein down the street
I'm never going to be able to get rid of this piece of shit stock. Been bagholding for 6 months now.
>>62400739as long as you have no leverage you'll be finecan't margin call you on a loan that doesn't exist
Im officially a baggie
Why the dump?
>>62400204It's not bad if you stayed away from SPCX.
>>62400755I boughted at 200, it went to 220, sold
>>62400752Gooks can't breed.
>>62400748i feel uive been baggue holding a piece of shit PLSR for a while
LAST CHANCE TO SLURP GRRR UNDER $20GORILLA SMIGGERS WILL BE REWARDED FOR THEIR BELIEF
>>62400760>LAST CHANCE TO SLURP GRRRAre you people for real?
>>62400764
My TLT greenMy ai buildout red
So how much lower will we go on the open?
No chance this delicious dip won't be slurped.
So war and no oil is actually good for the stock market?
Now that the bubble popped, will you finally make your mom proud and find a wife?
barack HUSSEIN obama
i pulled an all nighterand in 5 minuteswe will see what god in heaven has in store.1 more dawn1 more day1 put more
>>62400752Worst korea forgot to build additional pylons
ughhh that's deep
>>62400773im putting 5k into soxl and tqqq. poorfag I know. but tired of playing it safe and was waiting for any dip.
ARE YOU READY BOIZ
>nasdaq down 3%lol
MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD I CANT BREATHE
SOXSSSSSSS SOXSSS MY DARLINNNGGGGG YOU BEAUTIFUL SEXY BITCH!!!!!!!
My folio rnRussians cutting edge DDR2 factory got hohold
>-22% SOXLxD xD xD (because of the 3x leverage)
>>62400763As real as a heart attack smegroRegards, The Gorillionaire
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Boom.
IT'S GOIN DOWNI'M YELLING NIGGEEEEERRRRRR
it aint that bad, aint that bad
>>62400799ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER (for today)
im a noob nivestor, i all in'd my measly 3k stack oe month ago into VOO instead of Micron because I'm a puss bag. I couldve flipped it for a 2X but now Im down 1% because I took the "safe" option
TIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRR
>>62400799Gains?
>>62400799AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOXS
I can feel it Mr. Krab, something big is coming...
Deploy ze V.
>>62400775what does your dad think of all the gooning babe? are you proud to tell him?
>>624008093500 -> 12k
>SPACEX>SPACEX>SPACEX
>>62400812>trying to play the V cardSorry, but your virginity won't save you this time.
At what point do you take the loss on a stock
well? bears?
>>62400799LETS GO AAAAAAA
>>62400822number go up, number go down, either way you can make money
>>62400741Sue them citing a childhood injury from bullying involving tampons
slurpers gonna slurp it's gonna be alright
i'm already down 1.8% today this is effectively wiping out all the recovery i've made since the other big friday dip what's the point of big market pumps when it just wipes itself every 3 weeks?
The weak should fear the strong.
Slurp it. Now.
it cant get any worse... right?
Just bought a put for MU, expires in 3 days.Stay tuned...
>>62400837
>>62400759I'm up 10% on Pulsar but still waiting on the alleged magical news that will make it 4x
>meanwhile at oracle
>>62400831What's the point of SPCX if it's just going to tank?
>>62400839lol
>>62400831Don't go for the big pump stocks then
lmao, its over
>>62400822NASDAQ down 900+ points at open.
>>62400832tbf I even fear other weak people
>>62400832That's how Rocker imagines himself, but the cat is way cooler and more intimidating.
Bond sisters, how we feeling?
>>62400847big pump stocks? i'm on index etfs motherfucker
Why are we dumping my basterds? On what news?
>>62400832
>Thought I was smart going for AI pick and shovels with VRT. >Down 10%
>>62400862Koreans had a melty (again)
>>62400850i'm already green on tech stocks i bought during yesterday's dip
>>62400861That's litterally big pump stocks mothertrucker
>AMD once more saves mewhew
that's it???? we're already going up?i barely got to slurp :(
i'm down but at least i'm not a space baggie
>>62400862Someone figured out that memory stocks are a meme and now we all pay for it
BAKE
Ok but of you can predict on what day the dump stops and buy SOXL you automatically become rich
>>62400879For free? Fuck no.
>>62400883>>62400883>>62400883>>62400883
Thanks Trump
Sold one 24CC on FLNC. Expires July 17. Not a wheel strategy runner but trying it out.
>>62400868Good for you. Which ones?
>>62400642>>62400647>>62400644>things posted right before a crashall my lols
>>62400896Sell calls on a green day next time, anon
>>62400799LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62400769TILRAY
