>ETH foundation just fired everybodyWhat's the cope now, ETHcuckolds? It's over. I laughed at your dumbasses faces every time people put the king BTC and shitcoin ETH together like they were worth the same. The house of cards is finally collapsing.
>>62401146Well BTC would fire its staff but the NSA are federal employees
>>62401146Where the fuck is my sub 1500 eth? Releze ze quantum fud kindermaxikings!
>>62401156Laughs in Kekpstein
>>62401146based20% less sellinghomomorphic encryption, keccak-256 upgrades, and other software developments can be achieved with ai
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>>62401146Beneath the flickering neon lights of a decaying metropolis, acid rain corroded the steel of the skyscrapers.A man shivered in a dark alley, his stomach empty, his glassy eyes lost in misery.Vitalik appeared, a spectral figure floating above the pools of hydrocarbons, a digital halo around him.Without a word, he touched the wretched man's trembling retinal interface, hacking through the surrounding chaos.A silent transfer occurred within the infinite flow of the blockchain, a golden light piercing the darkness."Just one token," he murmured, his voice echoing like source code sacrificed to fallen humanity.The beggar's balance instantly shifted from zero to obscene wealth, annihilating his hunger and cold. The street's automated systems bowed, suddenly opening the doors to an unexpected synthetic comfort. Vitalik vanished, dissolving into the source code of this nightmarish city, leaving behind a miracle.In this world of shadows, hope had just been written in a few bytes, changing a destiny in a fraction of a second.
Well their foundation site looks a lot more professional now and similar to what an open source project site should be. Basic, to the point, light weight. Their older site looked like some girl's tumblr page with animation and colors and auto playing videos etc. So maybe their team really was full of faggots and women wasting oxygen.
>>62401396do you know da gwei?
>>62401146too low shouldve been 120%
>>62401146eth is the only defi chain that is actually used
>>62401396I thought this was going to be about money skely dancing in front of the hobo as an apparition like that homeless man watching the door dash dancing ad through a window
>>62401146They must have been replaced by AI; nothing to worry about. Ether is still ultrasound money.
>>62401475Kek
