HOW CAN ANYONE MAKE MONEY LIKE THIS???????? edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62400883
not buying A SINGLE thing until we go back to pre-april prices. until then, this sell off is fake and gay
Wednesday /Thursday is the day I find out if I'm completely financially ruined
> futures
>>62401460>piclooks like it's still the 90s where you are so just buy apple and sit back
>KMB ripping up past $103You love to see it. This shit is going to be biblical.
I hope the "SPY double bottom" guy is right because i just dumped 20k on SPXL
I am still making money off of sneedisk>non stop ass rape editionthank you for your attention to this matter!
Is this The One™?
>>62401401very seriousa mumu sits around grazing following whatever the herd is doing.every day he chews his gras for a lil +.2%he never has to reflect, or plan, or doing anything at all really but just exist, and over time the market will reward him.a bobo is no like thishe is solitaryhe hunts for his foodthe whole forest is against himhe is always held accountable for his trades, because the market will naturally go the other direction.9/10 people who make it or are famous traders got their start trading either high risk assets like options/distressed debt or being bobosall of the boring boomer divie ones included.because that actually holds you accoundtable.you can be a total retard are with no idea what you're doing and buy index funds, then pat yourself on the back, it takes 0 skill or knowhow.most mumus spend their entire investing career like this, patting themselves on the back while knowing nothing and never outperforming.
I bought the dip.
>actual economic drivers and moneymakers are dipping hard>spacex is recovering what
wrong pic
>>62401484> futures are just gambling with extra stepsif you can't handle the volatility you don't deserve the gains
>ELF
>Valve’s Steam machine is going to be more than $1000>Market shits itself.Ebin
>>62401459should i dump bai? bams datacenter debts can just be cleared when they walk out. but bai is the important one. vt will recover. sgov is waiting.
>>62401504Cathy Woods is probably buying more
>>62401501>I bought the dip.I want to dip inside of her if you know what i mean by that.
My gambling account is nearly dead
"Everything will be fine when MU's earnings report drops "
>>62401504that'll be elonnot much difference between 500B and 1 trillion really if the entire public hates you and thinks you're a filthy scammerhe's already got his belt and set the highscore.
I'm getting fucked today. And not in a good way
>>62401510Puffy.Well, guys, I only staked 20% of my net worth. Although that portion grew to be 40% prior to the final crash, at least I'll recover those loses in 15 years. I can wait. Should've stayed out when I exited WDC.
>>62401525>mein fuhrer....mu has missed
Redpill me on MSTR and STRC. Is this bottom yet?
>>62401500>you can be a total retard are with no idea what you're doing and buy index funds, then pat yourself on the backgood idea, thanks
So space marines are we heading to a 4 trillion marketcap?
Im honestly kind of disapointed in all you bobosyoure all being very graciousSemi mumus always enjoyed kicking us when we were down while make money hand over fist no matter how tough a break it was or how much someone lost.More evidence we are the good guys I suppose.
>>62401515she is on a mission to buy all 13 billion sharesif she gets your shares that's it, you will never get them back
>>62401549Saylor may end up in prison if it keeps tanking
Slurp slurp slurp
>>62401525Technically speaking, wouldn't MU missing earnings be a good signal for other tech stocks? They're making money off exorbitant memory costs, but declining sales would indicate that AI companies are finding cheaper ways to buildout.
Do you guys have market news playing on the background or a different monitor?
Semis and space stocks on sale. Finally I can get back in
And just like that SPCX will never be under 160 ever again
I am not sure i want to play this game anymore.
>>62401511This is a preview for other vidya flops btw.All you TTWO anons better buckle up for the incoming unaffordability shock when normies mass reject your product.
>>62401569
>>62401543>These bags will stay in my portfolio : MU , SNDK , INTC, and AMD .
I am up 10% today.
>>62401570Which news?
>>62401569brother, there are no "cheaper ways" to build this bitch out. do you even research what you invest in? if any of these happen:>MU misses (worst) >MU reports only slightly above (bad)* then it's a bad bad sign for the wider market. it's an indicator of AI buildout slowing. *: MU needs to beat the earnings by a wide margin because whisper rate has priced in the increased memory costs, i.e. there's a marketwide recognition that companies are spending more capex to chase less memory. whether this is fair or not (or sane or not) is irrelevant.
Is the final leg of the N-word forming?
>>62401597What you in?
>>62401604INFQ and GRRR
What is this kangaroo market?
>>62401600MU dropped 10%. Now they have to deliver much less hard than what you are gesturing at.
>>62401589>nintendo baggie trying to bring up games againNo one cares about video games baggie.Video games have been the same price for 30 years while costs tripled, customers throw a shit fit if you try to include things to actually make it profitableEven if it was a good line to be in, Google Genie 3 or a model like it will replace all of it in 2 years.
>ADTXeasy $20 profit. Didn't want to ape more but that was fun
BOOMERSISTERS! THE DOW JUST FLIPPED GREEN!
>>62401589>This is a preview for other vidya flops btw. All you TTWO anons better buckle up for the incoming unaffordability shock when normies mass reject your product.You fucking retard. Gaming thrives in these environments. Halo 3 and Modern Warfare 2 did fucking iron man numbers and sold for an inflation adjusted $95 a game during the middle of the great recession. Gamers are fucking cattle and VILL buy the game.
What can men do against suck reckless selling?
>>62401594>>62401600>do you even research what you invest in?I am a humble investor in pharma, cybersecurity, and women's makeup. My IQ is neither high nor low enough for this AI stuff.
>>62401603its a M for MU not a N, mr market is telling us what not to buy
Has the heeming ended? If I open my port will I be even more down?>>62401556Nice tummy, boobs too small, face creeps me out>>62401557Kek *hand's you some beef jerky*>>62401569Where are they getting their memory needs met? Are there stocks Im unaware of for this?
'E didn't buy at RSI 24?Poomp eet to RSI 80.
>>62401511I saw its specs, terrible junk, why would anyone buy it?
>>62401636>Where are they getting their memory needs met? Are there stocks Im unaware of for this?Probably BABA or EBAY idk
break back under 740 you fuck
>>62401615I don’t own tendie stock or actually care about video games.I was just bored and went looking for news.>>62401626This time it’s different™
>>62401631Jumping to the conclusion that lower sales is sector bullish and the result of switching to inferior goods is retarded, and not the result of a lack research, just lack in of iq.Maybe don’t snort so many girl pills.
Who do I blame for this?
>>62401663Nice try. Tendies never admit to being tendies because they are ashamed of being kidults.
>>62401511
>>62401666
i just want to retire wealthy
>>62401666>>62401676>the Hebrews forced me to hold the triple leveraged stock up 2000% already, the rabbi literally grabbed my phone from me, bought soxl, and changed my account password
>>62401682If you made 2000% you can endure a 30% dip.
just about got my 18.50 grrr sell order to go through, i see SOXL at -20% is this a good slurp?
Trips and I full port into SOXL before micron earnings
Nasdaq Composite is staging a comeback
>>62401677I just want to succeed where everyone else fails, is that so much to ask for?
>>62401691sneed
>>62401691Daily reminder that to correct from a 30% loss you need a 220% gain. That's why losses hurt compared to just slow and steady movement up.
AAAAAAAAAAA
what is there to even buy? wait until mu earnings for everything to dip?
>>62401713Rolls Royce
>>62401713sneeddisk, you will never see it under 2k again
Elevator down, long hallway and then stairwell up. I wish it was instead elevator up, long hallway, elevator up, long hallway, repeat>>62401649*mooonch* yummy red flavor
>>62401701are you retardposting on purpose?0.7 * 1.43 = ~1 so you need a 43% gain to recover a 30% loss.
My wife gave my son the password to my tablet and he’s been buying vbucks non stop. The one thing I told her not to do and she does it. I literally want to punch her into Mar’s orbit. Does SPCX have a plan to allow me to do this?
>>62401713this is the mu earnings dip
>>62401615I do.>ai video gamesits like a movie with interactive controls, it's not replacing them
>>62401729I called it yesterday that the sell the news would start early. She's gonna keep dipping until earnings and then for 1-3 days after
SPACEX SISTERS WE ARE BACK!BASED CATHIE
kevin please
Both spacex and memeconductors are down BADWith that in mind: SSPC or SOXL?
>>62401743SIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIIIE...
so what actually happened today to cause this? even gold and silver is down
>>62401748Avoid SpaceX completely, short or longt. baggie
>>62401754The strait dried up.
>>62401760But even WTI is down
>>62401754Korean degenerates
>>62401763worst korea at it again, god kpop is so gay too.
Woke up from 10% gains to 10% lossesFuck this I'm shorting SPCX
>>62401569> if mu tanks because ai doesn't need their overpriced ram, that's a win for everyone else's margins.
>doubting the stock that's literally going to the moon
Fuck it i bought SOXL memeconductors cannot crash more than this, and if they do, people way richer than me get into some deep shit
Should I be worried about this?>>62401482based, I also demand that SNDK go back to 700 bucks so it can then run to 3000 bucks and make me rich.
Hello Darkness, my old friend ...I've come to trade SPCX again ...
>>62401754I think more and more people need to take out money to pay bills, so assets are starting to get clobbered.There’s a certain point where inflation actually works against you as an asset holder.
>>62401762It was full of oil but it's uneconomical to drill.
Shill me something. I need to slurp more.
Any fellow uncs getting long on treasuries? What’s your plan?
Slurping some SMCI computer bros>its a scamyeah have you not seen this market?
Good, we're consolidating.
>bought 100 INTC at 49 three months ago>today panic sold half at 135Did I do all right?
>>62401813
just outright ban south korea from trading on ANY fucking market, schizo sissy gooks introduce way too much volatility
>>62401776Every time I see gook or anime posters I assume they are underage&an or faggler. There is no in between
>>62401813>we're consolidating>>62401816>4900->13500Not a bad profit at all.
>>62401816no because its going to 200 minimum, wtf man
>>62401797I just put 25% of my gambling port into INFQ and leveraged INFQ. Trump is dumping money on them and tweeting about quantum. If that ain't a buy signal then I don't know what is.
you know what's funny is KOSPI was down almost 20% in march, so even though down 10% in a day looks bad we potentially have a lot more AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA before it reaches a true danger zone
safe to buy soxl at these levels and hold or wait until tomorrow and hope it drops more?
>>62401825I sold half so it was 4900 to 6700 with 6700 still in shares.>>62401826I still have 50 because I want to keep it in my portfolio. If it goes to 200 then cool.
>>62401701You goofed. You cite a 70% loss.
>>62401789It's a healthy correction, sir>>62401831>>62401789In the chart you clearly see there is a certain slope "allowed" for the KOSPI to go up, but if you become too euphoric you get pulled back down to Earth.
>>62401834semis and memory are deflationary for tech, like oil for the economy, so they are bound to go up in the short term and then...
CRAAB
>>62401823>I bet those buns make the most satisfying sound when spanked. It's a bit bold to make such broad assumptions about anime posters on 4chan of all places.
>$Meta said to be working on prediction markets app -Reaaaaaally desperate
>>62401856A proper tech crash would be deflationary too bucko
MSFT has been an immeasurable source of disappointment as-of late. fuckin legacy MAG7 bitches.
Feeling pretty slurpy on MU right now even with earnings coming up
THE SHIT AND PISS WILL DROP
>>62401823>anime site>hates animeLol, lmao even. Do you ignore stock plays suggested by anime posters?
oh, i seeso that's why this space shitcoin is pamping today
>>62401866Kek loserberg really has no good ideas and has to buy other successful companies out. You think facebook was even his idea?
>>62401869I want to laugh at the absurdity of this webm but it just makes me sad.
>>62401866>the so-called innovators i have silicon valley fatigue
>>62401856>le cycle meme
Hello /stock market general/, I fuck you mother.
>>62401879>ignoring stock plays suggested by anime posters?
>>62401899yor mother was fuc.k.ed by many
>>62401875The pre-earnings dip WAS the earnings dip, this is coming from the initial earrings dip thesis smigger.I'm back in at $1055 sitting smuggly and smiggly, easy $1300 tomorow EZ PZ>He didn't buy GRRR
Today won't be the day, nor this week, not even this month. And this is fine. I WANT it to go up. It only ensure I will live to see all the fucktarded dip slurpers zoomers get heemed in biblical proportions.
>>62401915i don't know i believe its closer then you think
>>62401915The zoomers are alright man. This is a board of peace
I bought some honey because people said that and hot water was a good relief for a sore throat. This better be good bobo or I swear to god I'll buy bear meat next instead.
>>62401862Had a gf with that exact body type. It was glorious. Imagine having your inner gooner being satisfied daily? Too bad I fucked it up by cheating. I want to kms sometimes
>>62401915>all this gook and chink exuberance +leverage surely must be good for the market
>>62401923its pretty good, hot water and ur cum is better and its free
>>62401589it won't matter to valve, they just wasted a lot of time on another useless projectbut how the fuck does a large company now get a deal cut on cheaper RAM or CPUs? you can get a better computer right now for the same price on some deal on newegg or amazon.
This just in: Anthropic CEO says they need to make money to avoid bankruptcy
>>62401929I thought cum solidifies in water? Besides I can't work up the desire to rub one out when sick.
>>62401869If you think that’s a lot of cock sucking you should take a look at the Russian military. Butt pirate legion.
>>62401934Where do you even find these retarded accounts to follow?
>>62401852sumfing loik dis innit?
>>62401932>>62401932>>but how the fuck does a large company now get a deal cut on cheaper RAM or CPUs?Just look at what other companies are doing you fucking retard? CPUs are still cheap, and companies like Lenovo are switching over to chinese RAM from CXMT in their laptops and Dell and HP are starting to qualify them too. It's NOT MY JOB to educate you SWEATY but because you asked like such a good little kitten I'm feeling generous today so there's your answer. Now tell me that you FUCKING love me.
>>62401830Not impressed>The Honeywell-backed quantum computing company Quantinuum (QNT) closed its upsized initial public offering (IPO) on June 5, 2026, raising $1.68 billion. The U.S. government is participating in this milestone by taking a stake, including a $100 million equity purchase by the Commerce Department.Noticed no one is talking about Quantinuum, with the US gov owning about 1/17th.
>>62401800I've been holding t-bills and I regret it. $290k only gets you $807.49/mo by the way.
MSFT fucking GODS
Time to bogle?
>>62401459What da fuck, why is SMCI market cap so low compared to other server infrastructure producers?Their financial situation seems pretty good imo after reading through. Is there some catch i haven't noticed?
>>62401903mummy no!
>>62401949I mean instruments that let you ride rate changes real time like TLT. It’s depression buying the coupon and holding till duration
when are we getting a post liberation day market again. Tired of this shit fr
>>62401945CXMT and all devices containing it will be banned again once US RAM companies start lobbying against them
NIGGERS
Fuck me, we're down to one week lows
>>62401971n' Jews
>>62401959feels like the perfect day
Oh! I didn't get a bobina.
>>62401974WHOA
>>62401959Get in hole
>>62401974They'll be put into stews
>>62401959is this a robot?
>portfolio still losing biglyi'm going for a walkapparently there are cute fish in the river to look at, bye
>SOXL
This thread is deader than De La Soul.
>>62401948>Nobody is taking about this 2 week old tickerIt's probably a decent buy but I'd at least wait a week after lock-in expires. INFQ is hitting the Russel 3k on Friday. I'm not shilling it as a long, but I think it's going to see $20 again soon. After that it's just a lotto ticket until they prove the tech is efficient enough to compute without needing to be kept at extreme low temperatures.
MU: Now or Thursday?
>>62401459>CRDO up 10% yesterday>CRDO down 10% todayOk
>>62402004half and half?
>>62402004There's green days ahead. I just know it. Buy now anon.
>>62401607Gemini told me midterm summer months tend to be very choppy. Just hope it ends in a fall dip like it expects.
>>62402011>>62402013Thursday it is.
>>62401934And yet somehow it will probably IPO at a rip off valuation>>62401959I wish i had this
>>62401945valve is not in the same league as the others.
I didnt want all this red ...
>>62401517I'm not sure if I do, can you elaborate?
>>62401823Death to post 2014 gamergate posters
Oh and if anyone wants to feel better about themselves today go check out the INHD feed on stocktwits. Retards there still think they're getting any money back after the fake ass chinese pump and think they're getting out of the halt lmao.>>62402019It's not about value. I'm pointing out on the consumer side of the memory market where things seem to be headed.
Do wagies invest in stocks?
>>62402025yes, that's where most of my pay goes
>>62402025>day in the life of a manNo man records himself like this.
how’s everyone holding up?
I think I should go back to bed, I've already got my shares and options boughtened, not much to do now, I doubt it will V up today.>>62402020I told you your body couldn't handle all those Hot Cheetos! You now owe daddy $10 for all the Cheeto bags you just wasted.
>>62402024I put 400k into 3 Chinese robot stocks in February. Already down 50%. Fucking China got me again after my 300k loss on Baba.
>>62402025These TikToks are always about eating
news?
>>62402031Haven't locked in any losses, so go away
>>62402034Is it true Yanks have goy slop 3 times a day?
>>62402025I thought humanity evolved from wearing slim-fit pants.
>>62402029kek true
Anyone think it's kind of weird how almost all movement for semi stocks happen outside of normal trading hours
>>62402033At no point did I say to buy chinese stocks. They're a fucking mess of a country for investors.
>>62402036I hate people who chew like fucking goats. Women do it the most. Keep your filthy mouth shut, you're not cool or gangsta, you're just a stupid low class bitch who doesn't know how to eat like a human.
Costco needs to raise the price of their membership and rotisserie chickens to $10. their cheap prices are damaging the stock market and are a threat to shareholders.
>>62402036No news, just Jews. I mean Koreans.
At least gas prices are lower.
>>62402036JD Vance was about to give a speech when Iran walked out. He was very visibly shaken and embarassed, all the US and Republican haters watch his facial expressions on repeat laughing. America's ongoing humiliation was the straw that tipped new opaque fed, valuations, Ai bubble, midterm dip, oil crises, high inflation.
>>62401934
>>62402025>eats lunch>then goes to picnic ngmi
>>62402049Thanks
>>62401501>I bought the dip.and the dip won
I'm concerned that the market as a whole finally figured out that everything is bullshit
>>62402025yeah. i lost more money today than i made from working.
>>62402057Kek
>>62402025I don't get people who unironically like donuts. It is 50% air and the rest doesn't fucking taste anything.
>>62402046Shut up nigger
>>62402031I AM FOOKIN DOIN FINE M8
>>62402044This, so fucking this. And I knew that... but robots!
>>62401501The fuck did I just watch?
>>62402031>SPCX about to hit 300>UUUU about to hit 30I will soon be +20%, everything is great!
Bong retards.
>>62402085My new love.What's her name?
>>62402085
>>62402093Hey, look on the bright side. At least no more Bulgarian immigrants. The wave of 8 000 000 savage Bulgarians knocking at the gates was halted! Great success!
>>62402093I mean, I bet those work for lower wages
Not financial advice but I am shorting CBRS calls which will be free money tomorrow.
>>62402093NO ITS DUMPING
Uh, SPCX? You're supposed to go up now...
I have averaged up on SNXX bigly from $15.22 to $23.28 today, certainly this can only bring me good fortune in the future! :3
memory and memory accessories?
>>62402069There are other such nonsense deserts, like Eclairs.Meanwhile, ice creams is the god tier desert. Takes a while to eat too.>>62402117Based. I also bought $10k worth of SNXX. You are still early to Sandisk, believe it or not.
>>62402120The market forgor
