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oil baggie edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62404530
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I am ytd negative
sad
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>the raped edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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> nows
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Oil to the moon!
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manifesting a 30% crash
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>>62405473
*blocks your cock*
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The Jews did this…..
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Buy every dip.
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Using AI to assist me with my work
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BREAKING NEWS

DONALD TRUMP LOVES INFLATION

T.

POCAHONTAS
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>exactly 2 barely green stocks in my portfolio
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>>62405484
bought a dip three days ago and now I'm down 25%
do NOT do this
buy GREEN
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>>62405466
they said we couldn't break 1000
now look at us
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Blah blah has reached a 52 week low...blah blah is down more then 20% since you opened it...going to turn on notifications
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Looks like everyone slurps MU as soon as it falls below 1050.
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>>62405489
That's when you also buy this dip to decrease your dollar cost average. Every dip is a buying opportunity.
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when is everything going to zero saars
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>>62405494
*Off
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>>62405450
not just any data centers but gigamodernhyper data centers? dat do be crazy bruh
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>grrr
Cmon baby break out you know you want to. I'll even pretend that your execs are white
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>>62405487
The Senator from Massachusetts is a lying cunt boss.
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>>62405503
damn who is the bimbo on the left
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>>62405505
charlie de gaulle
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>>62405503
Me on the left boss.
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>>62405497
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>>62405503
gonna need sauce.
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>>62405505
>>62405509
>>62405512
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What's with all these baby shrek dick's this morning?
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>bought at peak a week ago instead of waiting for the opportunity
I deserve to lose money
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>>62405515
why did you edit out the nigger hands?
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Slurp Rheinmetall or no?!
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>sold yesterday
yes siree
timing the market > time in the market
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whew! good thing that bear market is over, that was a bad one!
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At what point should I start putting money into an ETF? Been picking individual stocks since 2020 after reading a couple Peter Lynch books.
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Reminder that dividends are your fren. Fuck you Bobo, keep paying me.
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>SPY up
>My Port down

Why does God let bad things happen to good investors :3
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>>62405529
Man, we haven't seen markets this low since, like, couple of weeks ago?
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Should I short or long MU before earnings? I'll just buy some booster with 3x leverage and yolo a small amount
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>GPUS
This company could cure ass cancer in nuns and infants and still not fucking pump.
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>>62405503
If I redeem more GRRR do I get the girl on the left?
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Cushing report came out. Luckily it only went down by 305,000 barrels so we're at 19.73 million barrels.
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>>62405520
Nah, I think it's over. Clearly the hype has passed.
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>make breakfast burrito
>stocks start going up
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>>62405520
now that ukriane is btfo'ing russia i think all the EU countries are gonna renege on their military spending pledges.
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hell yeah
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You guys did invest in BNPL, right? Like I told you.
>Affirm
>Klarna
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>>62405520
Car manufacture sector has to pivot into defense. Eventually there will be some favorable EU policy changes.
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>>62405552
Yeah you might be correct.
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>>62405539
dunno bro, for me it was buying gold earlier this year
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Anyone slurped the GOOGL and SPCX dips?
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>PLTR
ALEX PLS!
PETER PLS!
JEROME PLS!
KEV PLS!
DONALD PLS!
JANNY PLS!
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clown world won, oil baggies lost
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Tickets please, the train is about to leave.
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Gay crab day until Micron earnings
Hopefully my KXIAY bag gets pumped tomorrow
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>>62405571
train to where?
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>>62405545
She's an AI edit bro. Someone added a bimbo to a screenshot from a Japanese children's show.
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>>62405577
Prosperity of course.
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>>62405541
Short, but no crying in the casino afterwards either way.
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>>62405568
ONDS also eating shit
I fucking hate these stupid AI/defense meme stocks
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made my final trades today for a while. leaving for vacation before the next trading week. if you guys see babe being racist or indulging in schadenfreude, you have my permission to gently correct her. try to encourage her to take more risk too, if you see someone talking about reits or bdc's you know it's her. gonna miss you babygirl, and i so wish i were taking you with me.
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>>62405589
I bet this whore has a huge bush boss.
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>>62405566
7k in dram
I be checkin the charts like damn
Everybody wanna spam
How the stock market gon slam

But I’m over here like man
Memory boutta go ham
Micron and Hynix goin blam
Shoutout to Warsh n da senpai
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STOP BUYING SUBHUMAN JEWSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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This is basically my portfolio.
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>>62405598
this is in dĂĽsseldorf
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>>62405520
Yes, at 500
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>>62405593
Damn, look at Lil Wayne posting in /smg/.
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>>62405601
Are the ducks there particularly obstructive assholes?
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kek hgraf
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>>62405597
It's over. Just cover
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+0.07%. It's coming home, lads.
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>>62405610
LMFAOOOOO
OF baggots show your bitch asss
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i am going to hold all six of my microns and all three of my sandisks today
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>folio up modestly green (+0.15%)
well that's nice, but what are you gonna do about the remaining -1.95% losses from yesterday?
GIVE MY MONEY BACK
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>>62405586
Done, short with a small amount and 2.45 leverage
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>>62405610
Damn did the CEO have to go back to selling dildos online or something?
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Would have made so much money today if it wasn’t for Rheinmetall. Last time I’ll trust the Germans
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at least spy is positive :/
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>>62405622
Wholecroners aren’t real, only mythological.
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>>62405630
How could you ever trust the Germans since Pearl Harbor? smdh
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>>62405569
Slurp slurp
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All those alerts, do I risk opening my portfolio to see how it's doing? I should never have bought stocks or options yesterday

>>62405582
Owari da she's not real?
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>>62405490
Yeah, it's just my profit margin took a massive hit yesterday since I'm double leveraged kek
>>62405610
LOL, love seeing the HGRAF troon get felted.
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>>62405630
>Last time I’ll trust the Germans
KNDS ipo soon tho
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Awww I missed it, if only I was awake at open I could've bought a bit
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>>62405609
not more than elsewhere i guess
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>>62405453
>over 50 minutes since thread started
>not even 100 posts
So are many people just not looking at their portfolios or /smg/ right now out of fear?
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>>62405656
all the wojak posters roped irl
bunch of pussies if you ask me
MU future baggies also on suicide watch I don't think they let them have electronics
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>>62405645
still higher than when i solded tho
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>sold my based TDUP shares yesterday because of shitty consumer sentiment
>up 5% today
hold still my paper hands...
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>be me
>Precious metals and commodity investor
>mfw I woke up and checked my portfolio this morning
https://x.com/i/status/2069767504717549994
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also sold AMZN yesterday and that's pumping too
what a pile of dog shit
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>>62405656
I'm down though not as bigly as yesterday. I'm leveraged and heavily in memory and memory accessories so not much to do except wait for Micron computer earnings. Then I can AAAAAAAA or OOOOOOOO as necessary (most likely the former I reckon or maybe some of both)
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I was gonna sell MU call spreads for earnings but this shits letting out too much air beforehand. And for that reason, I’m out.
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>>62405676
I'm the same, I'm all in leveraged ETFs and calls on DRAM and DRAM accessories. I just hope MU leads to a crab.
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>>62405607
Ayo let’s get it, turn the Mic up nigga…

I can tell you right now
Warsh ain’t hawkin shit
Talking committees and price stability
Bluffin like a bitch

Crazy Asians levered up
They know Hynix finna rip
Every dip a nigga buyin
Yea ever little pip

Bears be on that “wave 5”
I’m like “nigga you can say bye”
6 months later we at new A-highs
Ain’t no rules I’m finna play by

Got the DRAM
A nigga stay by
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>>62405679
Selling call spreads is bearish, so I don't get what you mean
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They've called off AI and the data centers lads. Buy horse and buggy and cotton gin stocks.
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>>62405673
quiet a joke, the dollar is up 0.24%, gold down 3% (9% for the week), oil 4% down, yields going down too. wtf?
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>>62405656
I'm full port MU and have a bunch of calls so just waiting
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>>62405687
Should have kept my 1300/1310 spread on while it was expensive. Selling off before earnings is more likely to cause a massive squeeze to the upside on a double beat.
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One year wageslaving and I can't stand it anymore. Thank god, I have invested a lot while I was studying and during the ladt year. If I was in my situation without any savings I might actually kms.
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>bought the top again of literally everything
>MNST only thing green

Fuck
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TQQQ or SOXL?
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>>62405689
Spinning Jenny bros we might be back
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WE ARE SO BACK
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Uhh it's dumping further
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>>62405718
I'm still green as fuck, what the fuck did you buy boss?
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What's everyone thinking about MU then.
>>
GAW up 7%
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Shoulda sold in May and walked away
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should i sell my BYND to buy WEN?
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>he isn't up

NGMI
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>>62405721
Line may go up or down. Probably up briefly then down, then back up and crab
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>>62405725
i'm up, i'm awake, i'm here
whats going on
>>
MELI GODS
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Is it over for semiconductors and AI? But if so then where is all the money rotating to?
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bros my v shaped recovery?
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>>62405453
I'm a red dick dog boys did you miss me
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>>62405739
GAW
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>>62405739
If it's ogre I will megaslurp at the bottom.
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>>62405739
SaaS. Come home white man
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My jaw is still making the weird noise audible in my ear, pretty sure it has to do with the tmj thingy. Slowly my health gets worse over the years. Getting rich would be nice, at least if there's a solution for my problem I could just take from my market gains and pay for it. But not with all this dumping just erasing my money. I increased one of my positions, if it pumps that'll at least net me more.
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wtf is happening to gold and silver?
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>>62405752
It's queer wigs. They crawl in your ear and make you gay. Easily identified by the clicking sound.
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>>62405547
It went down by 1.1 million barrels.
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>>62405598
>Hamm Ergo Goose

Bird flu is a bigger crisis than we're hearing about in the news. It's not contagious to humans but it has and continues to decimate bird populations both in farms and the wild - this is going to pose problems for farms.
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>>62405758
>KMB up ANOTHER 3.5% mooning to $107.50
This fucking diaper he turning into a gyat damn rocketship
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>>62405739
I could have taken my money and ran but I went balls deep again last week and now I'm going to get raped.

But really i dont think its over.
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CBRS drillin' to tha core of da Earf
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>NTDOY down 15% since the direct (when I sold)
lmao tendie baggies
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>>62405767
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>XHB
I wasn't expecting this, but its nice. Seems to have something to do with orange man.
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>>62405773
Down 10% since I bought. Value trapped my ass. When's OoT remake coming out? Maybe I'll get a brief exit pump.
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feeling comfy beign on software bros
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>>62405780
sell my brother in bing bing
that wahoo ain't going no where because it's managed by retards and the ram shortage still has a ways to go
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>>62405745
of course i get locked when i put a order in yesterday and it didnt get filled i am actually going to end it all FUCK THIS EVERY TIME I WAIT TO LONG
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>>62405780
Imagine buying any value stock who's ticker isn't KMB. Dumbfucks.
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>>62405792
Holding Nintendo is essentially like holding a diaper full of shit
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>>62405739
Money is rotating to paper dollars. Bessent went on CNBC to talk about dollar dominance this morning. The future is dollars. Years from now, people will look back on the summer of 2026 and wish they had invested in more dollars.
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slurped all tech stocks
i'll post again from my lambo
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Whatever dude I guess I'll just wait for everything to go back up. Fuck
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>>62405780
>>62405792

>value

Time for bed uncs, value hasn't been a thing since the 50s
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The next war will be the AI war.
USA will lose to South Korea and China. Americans will be employed by South Koreans and Chinese, the nearest restrooms at their workplaces will be used by South Koreans and Chinese, and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.

USA lost the war to Korea.
USA is a colony of Korea.
Without Korea, they can't even make television.

The cause of this war is South Korea.
South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

Days before Anthropic took its most advanced AI models offline, the White House ordered the company to revoke SK Telecom’s access to Claude Mythos over claims of alleged ties to China.
https://www.wired.com/story/sk-telecom-anthropic-mythos-export-controls/
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>>62405453
i bought some more shares of one of my reits
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get ready for the Dump of Dumps to happen tomorrow,
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>>62405792
i kinda want to open a starter position of that this year
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Bottom?
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>>62405771
Why though? Wasn’t the report decent?
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The entire AI Sector is going down screaming tomorrow

Can't wait
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>>62405813
Wrong next war is russia(again)
Will probably turn out like iran 2bh because invading Siberia is impossible

The modern war narrative is pretty gay ngl, if you dont 100% exterminate there is always some retards claiming victory
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>>62405551
Seriously thinking about getting a Latina gf. White Girls are great and all but skinny light skinned Latinas hit differently.
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>>62405813
big if true
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>>62405836
i'm sitting in a company meeting for our internal ai product right now. the guy running it is basically telling us it is shit while trying to sell us on it at the same time

i hate ai
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>>62405775
Earnings profit taking Bruder it do that
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>>62405832
Guidance was bad
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>>62405800
kek i shitposted NTDOY stock so hard this week on /v/ i get a ban finally
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>>62405841
I would make that investment but they scare me
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My dog dick wet from my dog bitch sex
My dog dick red cause a dog's dick red
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>>62405841
None is interested in ne anyway. Why bother trying
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>>62405800

Without the diaper
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>>62405841
Latinas all get fat and/or go batshit crazy eventually
>>62405852
Kek
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>>62405836
Why? Serious question
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>>62405844
I'm buying stock in shovel sellers, amd, nvda, tsc, dram, etc and even theyre going down.
This had better just be a harmless market correction. I dont feel like waiting two years to be in the green
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>>62405800
To add on to my analogy here
>it's smells bad
>it's heavy
>you can't wait to get rid of it
That's Nintendo stock
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>>62405862
Which country produces the most loyal and submissive wives?
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>>62405862
True, such a shame
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gold computer about to jump off a bridge
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>>62405820
you've gotta stop babe. conviction is one thing, but you need to be strong enough to admit you're wrong too. i know it can be hard and it's not gonna happen in a moment, but you should at least stop writing about it, making declarations, that makes it harder, it ties your ego to your decision. if you're afraid you should just buy vti, it would be a lot better than the portfolio you've built. all that beautiful brainpower is being funneled into a hopeless task and it's sad to see. be courageous and hopeful, work on those things while i am gone, i'd love to come back in the fall and see you changed.
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>>62405850
When is it slurp worthy?
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gold trying to hold onto $4000
>next stop 3500
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>>62405875
Iran
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>>62405895
I RAN SO FAR AWAYYYYY
COULDN'T GET AWAY
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The ai bubble will begin and end with Micron.
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>>62405882
it's up like 2x vti ytd
index funds are nigger dog shit
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>>62405895
IREN?
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>>62405892
That's the zone everyone is waiting to buy at
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>>62405901
It began with envideo
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>>62405916
No it started with Ask Jeeves boss.
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I have $65k in my portfolio. $45k of that is just VOO, the rest is random ETFs and shit.
Tips for getting to $100k?
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>>62405905
darling, i doubt that very much, i know you count your paychecks in your portfolio growth. really it doesn't matter though, i made enough to take care of us forever and i would if you would let me. think about the good times we had together and when i made you happy, i can do it again and i'd treat you so good. work on that potty mouth too, you know you can do better, you know part of you wants to.
>>62405901
it takes 10 seconds of research to know that's not true. the fabs are at max capacity for the forseeable future and are operating at 80% margin, capex is only going to grow.
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Holy fuck bros how did I time selling nbis at the pico top and now I'm waiting for micron to crash with 50k cash
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>>62405923
wait, or deposit 35k
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I made this a long time ago but then I got heemed and never posted it.
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RIP gold you dogshit shiny rock
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this is a pitiful rally
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>>62405913
how do we know it won't go even lower
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I've done some retarded shit but I did time the top of silver n' silver miners almost 100% correctly. Made a nice 40% and 20% respectively I think
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>>62405932
cute avatar, retard
i hope it's not a gacha
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hey big man what's going on with you
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>>62405928
this lame dumb retard fund is up less than $O while yielding pretty much nothing. great pick for a retard :)
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>>62405935
Please bake better. This 2.5D style is offputting
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Kekkies in full on terminal copium mode

https://x.com/SecScottBessent/status/2069760100877668508/video/1?s=61
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Lowercase v has been deployed.
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>>62405955
It's pretty old I admit,1.5 days
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>>62405941
because everyone will buy at that level to keep it from going any lower boss
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>>62405752
Just don’t open your jaw like you’re a python about to swallow a giant dick and it will go away.
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>>62405954
babe, i don't need any help. its you that is struggling, you that is tormented by error and regret. i can fix everything for you and i want to. i'll snuggle all the pain away and make you truly happy. all you have to do is let me into your life and you'll have everything you wanted. you're still my dream and i'd cherish you.
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>>62405960
There’s about to be crushing USD deflation. Then we find out what beautiful tools Bessent has
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>>62405960
>Gold Bonds
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>>62405981
>forgot pics
Going to the store to load up.
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>>62405977
i have five different index funds that have been held for 15 years that have just reinvested. none of them have impressive returns. voo included. if you can't beat index returns in this market, you are a moron

>voo
>7%
>dumb niggers that think something that returns 7% during this clown market will be a very good strategy going forward, because past results are tomorrow's returns
:)
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>>62405945
lol... i have bad news for you anon.
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WTF GAW BROS????
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I want to let you guys know my schizo intuition and math is pointing to something big happening soon. I don't know what, when, or where, but it's happening soon and I wanted you guys to keep your wits about you.
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>>62405986
i don't care what you think about money, and that's one thing you're going to have to let go of for us to work. trust me that i know what's best for us. you don't have to prove anything to me, i already think you're great. you just need to fix your hateful heart.
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>>62406001
You just picked up the celestial wave of me buying puts. Market is gonna boom before the sun sets.
You are welcome, bulls.
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>>62406001
I know fellow schitzo anon. Have mercy on us Father
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we're fading. It's over.
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Bad things are going to happen to MU shareholders
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Buy every dip
Eat every chip
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>President Trump canceled the signing of a sweeping housing affordability bill hours before the scheduled ceremony, threatening the future of a rare piece of bipartisan legislation aimed at increasing housing supply, lowering costs, and restricting large corporate investors' role in the market.

>"Today's Housing News Conference and Signing is hereby cancelled until such time as we pass the desperately needed SAVE AMERICA ACT, which I consider to be a National Emergency," Trump wrote in a Truth Social post mid-morning on Wednesday.

OUCH
REIT STATUS?????
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>>62405968
I'm getting bagged and heemed, what should I do Baggler?
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>>62406017
>bill inserting more communism dies
Good
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>>62405986
The entire point of VOO is that it's easy and you never have to think of selling. If it goes down I buy it. If it goes up, I do nothing. The management fee is so cheap that it literally doesn't matter. I like momentum trading as much as the next guy, but as soon as I make enough there to have the equivalent of a new car, that shit is going straight into the VOO vault as soon as there's a market pullback.
I like having a full head of hair more than I like half porting 6 figures into a position that I don't have the conviction to stomach.
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uhh
>nancy bought INTC
what kind of signal is this
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>>62406015
Doritos are worth more than Sand Disks.
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>>62404519

what did i tell you this morning bobo
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>>62406001
Just what I was waiting to hear. Thanks for the heads up
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down she goes
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smash and grab kinda day
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>>62406017
SUPER weird
he had just signed an executive order which basically said the exact same thing to build more houses last month.

obviously its a big move and priority for everyone,
I would buy WY, but I haven't run the numbers to see if some commieblocks would actually be a boon if commercial dips during a market contraction.
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>>62405986
>cherrypicking less than half year of data
>which also includes two sharp market corrections this month alone
my retard in christ, VOO had annualized return of 15%+ in the past 10 years
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Reddit is now predicting that Warsh will do 5 rate hikes this year.
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So what the fuck exactly is going on right now
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>it's going lower
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>>62405960
China's banks (private and national) yesterday raised gold & silver trading margin requirements from 99% to 120%. One bank raised it to 140%.

That caused the crash today. Not sure if they're doing this to slurp up metals at a cheap price, or if they're genuinely leaving the market.
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>>62406048
He doesn't have to, private equity will implode before he could finish a round of hikes.
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>>62406048
reddit also predicted they could GME wendys and has been buying bags all day at the level.
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shitcoin just broke 60k
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>>62406021
>conviction
For every SOXL god there are millions of anything baggies that lost everything because of conviction.
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S&P bottom is in
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I NEED TO SLURP
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>>62406067
no way am buying this high nigger
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>>62406075
late to the party
late to the show
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AMD... Please... Think about what you're doing...
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>>62406073
waiting for the big crash nigger
mu to 200 nigger
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Sorry if I'm wasting time and thank you for reading my blog, but I want to get back in so I am looking.
Why am I stupid if I want to do this? If you let me have a coin toss that nets 30x at 1/5 chance I'm taking it every time?
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the great bear run has begun. It’s over
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>>62406075
>>62406081
you kiss your dad with that dirty mouth?
>>
What the fuck is happening
Am I getting harvested by fund managers?
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>>62406054
Thank you based china
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I'm tripling down on SpaceX
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>>62405453
>SMCI
Dropping like a rock suddenly, news out they're finally bankrupt?
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>>62406088
hedge fundies and phd tea leaf readers
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>>62406087
u an idiot nigger
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>>62406098
wtf
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Can I blame this dump on Korea somehow?
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>>62406099
He's just an angry baggie, do not engage with his ilk
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I win 2000 dollars if SPX finishes at 7350.
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>>62406017
none of this matters if people can't get jobs that can actually pay for the houses.
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>>62406108
>if
position better
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What's the point of gold bonds?
What about the united states dollar?
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>>62406114
Gold bond is used to treat minor skin conditions.
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>>62405986
i still love you too
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trap deployed
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>>62405978
>There’s about to be crushing USD deflation
Why would that ever happen? They'll just print endlessly to stop it
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>>62406126
Printer ink got stuck in the Hormussy, can't print no more.
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>opening the charts
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Getting wholely fucked boss.
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>>62405453
>oil baggie edition
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MU and company should pump before close on earnings hype right?
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>he bought
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deploy the V
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>>62406141
In a good way or a bad way
>>
>Top holdings in this ETF:
>MU
>AMD
>INTC
i didnt read like good little nigger and ended up buying putrid dogshit
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Guys, I boughted some BLZE puts, could you crash its price now? pretty please.
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Damn, Bank of America was right.
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>>62406141
Taking it off here boss
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>>62406141
You guys arent ready to see my EOD chart
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>>62406157
Not in a good way boss.
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I'm up by 0.03%
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I am negative BTD (birth to date)
what do?
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>>62406170
189.75% at the moment
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Pretty neat trick I picked up. Sell a 0DTE SPX credit spread in first 30 min. Close for profit. Open butterfly with 10 point wings for less than you made on the credit spread. Free lottery tickets.
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>>62406171
I think Christianity lets you be reborn. Sounds like a good way of starting over
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Xisters, I can't take it any longer.
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i should have never had bought ICE
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The last 2 SPX daily candles look like SHIT.
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>>62406176
i've been using my balls and it works well so far.
i might lose everything
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We crabbin'???
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N O N S T O P A S S R A P E
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>>62405855
He can't handle the hot blooded Hispanic women.
I
The fact that you will like die while hatefucking her is part of the appeal. Angry, bitchy sex has a certain appeal to it
>>
Let's dump in style, let's dump for a while
Profits can wait, we're only watching AI
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you gonna drop the news or not?
>>
>portfolio turns red
surprise, another shitty day in my worthless fucking life
>>
I really fucked up closing my silver shorts yesterday for a slim 40%
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>>62406150
it's a reverse V thoughever
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VIX ascending
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>>62406199
don't be a victim
you need to control the market with psychosexual thoughts
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7350 doesn’t look so impossible now
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>>62406169
welcome to jamrock
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so when do i cash out these 0dte737 puts I bought @ 739 on SPY

I'm up 358% on them
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>>62406199
anon just buy INTC, anything nancy touches turns to gold. shes the OG insider trader, trump isnt even insider he just forces the market to pump his bags
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>>62406198
>tfw you're big in Japan
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>>62406196
Sorry, i wasn't clear: they all scare me, not just the Hispanic ones
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MU will pump on earnings, good vibes will return and everything will pump for the rest of the week
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>first to plummet, last to recover
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ONDS you pos meme coin you were supposed to bounce before going lower
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its fine MU's earnings will turn the market around and route the bears
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Post your semis
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Any of you idiots buy into Saylors Stretch Ponzi?
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do we get a V on the 2month vwap
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what to buy bros
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>>62406147
AI stocks slightly red.
Pace of these threads has ground to a halt.
The AI story is over.
Everyone pack your bags, buy Coke and Walmart stocks.
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>>62406224
PCE report tomorrow should make everything red no matter what MU reports.
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>>62406238
a ticket outta here!
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Instead of staring at lines I'm trying to get into Autechre but I don't see it happening tbqh
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>>62406234
>stretch
he really gives me the giggles
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>>62406240
but drumpf made paper oil go down
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GO UP GOD DAMNIT
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>>62406227
NVDA stopped being a fun stock years ago. It's only a buy when the FAG index is in the single digits.
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>Silver computer
>>
>SOXL
It just keeps tumbling down.
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Damn, why is QTUM dumping I thought Trump saved them
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>>62406238
there is a nice luxury bag that is super cheapo rn. nothing could go wrong wtih it. check it out: ICE
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Has MU sharted enough these past two days that it can pump on earning's beat, or can it go lower still?
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>>62406253
It's our reckoning.
Like Icarus, we flew too close to the sun.
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>GLD
Bagged
>BTC
Bagged
>Oil
Bagged
>Memory
Bagged
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>>62406125
Crashing through the lows of the day, heh heh, the perfect bullish plan
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>SOXL
IM DECLARING AN EMERGENCY
COME OUT AND SPREAD A SENSE OF URGENCY
CAUSE THIS IS THE EEEEEEEEEEEND
THIS. IS. THE. END,
OF THE WOOOORLLDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>62406252
>>62406253
>Silver computer
>SOXL
look at bitcoin computer
look at oil computer
Is this a new instance of the "everything bubble" bursting?
>>
it's okay I don't need the money I'll just rob my neighbors pantries for food today
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>>62406248
Until fears of a rate hike go away it doesn't matter if oil goes back to normal.
>>
Everyone wants cash
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>>62406261
>he think there will be a MU tomorrow
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>hurr 4000 gold floor will hold
NEXT
STOP
3500
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Mstr holy kekamoly
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>>62406263
>He didn't invest into the Shrimp farm suppliers
Ngmi, shrimp farms always EXPLODE in demand during depressions, you have to think ahead Anon!
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>>62406269
>TLTfuckingGODS
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>oil is almost at pre war levels
>strait still isn't open
that chart is going to do some wacky shit in a couple months
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Are we in a bear market now??
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>>62406279
It's getting delisted isn't it
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>>62406261
I'm always bullish, I mean surely it can't follow up at 12% drop on one day with yet another the day after... right...?
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>+0.20%
>>
these prices are not real
these prices are not real
these prices are not real
these prices are not real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
I am warning you, get out now
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I WANT ALL THESE BEARS OFF THE INTERNET
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HOLD HOLD
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QQQ crashing
It's over
They have breached the outer walls
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>>62406234
More of a MSTR guy myself
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Imagine someone telling you a year ago you could x40 your money by buying shares in this
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>>62406282

Past -80% now
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please v
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Holy kek it just keeps going
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>DUDE like ai and microchips are the entire us economy we will literally never allow them to go down either get in now or be priced out forever
>bro no such thing as a bubble its those luddites spreading fud dont believe em
i cant believe the US government just pulled a pajeet rugpull
>>
>>62406324
>>62406324
>>62406324
new
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Such crabbing. Guess everyone is holding their breath for MU today
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>>62406311
If I could invest into this guy's izzat I would.
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> QQQ 1D
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>>62406287
Nope. So far, it's nothing. Bear market means -20% from the top for most asset classes.



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