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Recession or Stagflation edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62406324
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All you had to do was buy GAW
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NIGGER ISRAEL
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Recommend me some japanese stocks
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inb4 Micron didn't raise earnings projection
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> nows
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You guys think Trump is furiously typing up a 14 paragraph Truth right now?
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btc=$59k mstx=free money
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MU will save us
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>>62407047
Nintendo
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>>62407060
MU please
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>>62407047
why are gaijinoids so obnoxious and cringe and gay?
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>>62407055
yes
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sell in June and go to Pune
>you should have listened to your brahmin brothers /smg/
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>>62407055
barrack hussein obama
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I'm trying to understand why oil is so low (I'm not holding any, just wondering whether to buy in.)
I understand the two biggest economies are importing less (the US because it produces its own oil now and is additionally tapping into its strategic reserves, and China because it pivoted to EVs and built up a lot of domestic energy infrastructure, also they can just buy from Russia at a discount.)
Europe's major economies are floundering anyway and have Norway and Russia and Azerbaijan or whatever, and other than Japan the rest of the world basically doesn't matter in terms of their ability to affect prices (and many are already rationing their consumption.)
At the same time, the developed countries have a political & economic interest in keeping gas prices down, so they're tapping into their strategic reserves (rather than imposing rationing) to artificially inflate supply and hope the whole thing magically blows over before their tanks run dry.
Finally, what oil is being traded is being traded mostly in dollar, so countries are selling other assets (like gold) to get dollars, which strengthens the USD and therefore lowers the price of everything else, including oil.
Am I missing anything? I always hear about Trump shorting oil or something, what does that mean and how big of an effect is that?
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>>62407064
The japs love it
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>>62407066
I'm up big in June
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1 million leveraged Korean teenage gambling are going to be liquidated after hours when MU reports. Civil unrest will follow.
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Umm, technically if we crab or are green tomorrow we will have made a higher low, which is bullish.
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I've was up to 280k dollars 6 months ago but due to panic selling and buying some shit retail stocks I'm down to 215k. If I held most of my stocks I would haven't lost that much. I'm back in on tech and semis. I will not panic sell again but goddamn seeing everything in the red the past few days really makes me tempted to.
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You thought June 3rd was painful, wait til tomorrow
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>stagflation
Its re-flation, get with the times
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Faglation is up 10%
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Are you buying the MU dip anon?
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steiner's counterattack has begun
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armg is going to be the slurp of the century
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Now that Kampfgruppe MU will pincer the bearish divisions our ports will be saved.
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>>62407060
>>62407062
Not happening, apparently they're looking at margins now.

>>62407090
He could be like a father to me.
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What's the exit signal?

>>62407079
It's topped-by-futanari.
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>>62407073
Is this another one of their moon cult sacrifices?
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I'm vomiting blood
is this bullish?
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why did I buy this garbage PLSM this morning I don't want to hold these dirty Israeli bags I just wanted to make some money
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what a wondeful day (again)
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Kash Kangs…
We fugin out here like mofugin Kangs man.
They be needin them dollars to buy oil and shit man.
Our hoods be gettin rate hikes man.

Hahahahaha.
Holla Dolluuuur
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>>62407092
>>62407090
Mein Fuehrer, MU's earnings per share ...
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is this the end? im gonna close my eyes and not look at my 99% tech portfolio.
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close the fucking market already holy shit
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I'm enduring the most brutal crabbing of my investing life.
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>>62406963
What do you mean!?!?! Are we entering a bear market???
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god damn it /biz/ you said buy the dip
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Close the casino, I'm losing.
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good evening ai baggies
good evening pm baggies
good evening rheinmetall baggies
good evening btc baggies
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vix computer you dirty bastard benchode why did you redeemed
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I didn't buy the <1000 dip.
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>>62407123
i said sell thoughsbeit
>>62407129
>still under 20
huh???
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>>62407060
Mein fuhrer....
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>>62407107
everyone that owns DRAM, MU or SNDK, please leave the room
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euro bros
which Mu computer put are we buying?
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>well ram prices aren't going down any time soon so I might as well buy a new one now
>next day ram crashes
that's just my chungus life huh, whatever I'll just grab another 16gb if ram gets cheap again
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Now is the time to slurp.
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>>62407134
it should be higher we should whipsaw from these prices to a giga pump
vix madarchode is lower than dalit I spit on vix computer
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>>62407159
Fucking my village bloody sar
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Since crypto is dead I'm going to start putting money back into the stock market.
I missed SOXL at like $6 over a year ago so what's the next big thing
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waiting for SNXX to drop to $24 before i go all in
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>>62407107
MU's earnings per share failed to impress investors and it has dropped 11% in after market trading
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>>62407069
Oil is cheap because you think it should be expensive. You bought calls to make no brainer money. People who wrote the calls don’t want to give you money, they want the calls to expire worthless so they can keep the money from you and other options gamblers. They manipulate the paper oil market to move the oil prices lower. Calls expire worthless, they keep the premium.

Once you run out of cash to spend on calls (aka “the bears gave up” thesis), oil prices will moon and the people you bought calls from will make a bunch more cash. They are not really investing in assets or commodities, they are using various financial instruments to separate you from your money. Anyways, best of luck out there young whipper snapper.
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>waiting for MU to report
Guys, is this what it must have felt like waiting for the boat to land in Normandy?
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>>62407166
SOXS at $4
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>>62407166
SOXL at 220
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Bulls are going to get squirted hard post market
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breadth is positive, for the 2nd day in a row, and this won't go on forever. the hardware boom is for real and the economy continues to get better. no matter what happens i want everyone to stay positive and hold onto your stocks, don't let them shake you out. i'm hopeful that this episode comes to an end soon but it could drag on a little while longer, i think tptb and their flying monkeys are enjoying watching everyone squirm. but it will end and a year from now we'll be a LOT higher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWTneirnPc
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>>62407069
paper price of oil and the real price of a barrel of oil that would get delivered to you are not the same thing, paper is just paper, it's line on a chart that moves based on jews buying and selling papers, americans (and japs) are shorting paper prices, basically spending billions to push the paper price down to calm down people, while of course if you actually wanted a barrel of oil delivered to you then it would be double the price of what line on chart says
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>>62407185
Is that a good thing? To be squirted
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>oil to $200
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>>62407191
screen capped
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guys I think I got it everyone is liquidating for the steam sale tomorrow I'm a genius wagmi
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>>62407193
You want to be the squirter and not the squirtee
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>>62407173
Bear in mind that their last earnings beat all estimates, and then lost 30% over the next couple-three weeks before it rebounded. We have no idea what this bipolar cat-lady market is going to do.

That said, I am much more comfortable hanging tight than I was before Tim Arcuri weighed in with his analysis. Your mileage may vary.
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DRILL BABY DRILL
WOOOOHOOO!!!!!
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Either one gets a pump, or one gets dumped, either way someone makes money
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Nothing personal mumu, I just want MU to go down
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power fifteen minutes
kevin please
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>>62407120
he looks delicious
i want 30 of him on udon ramen alongside asari clams, enoki mushrooms, menma, and green onions
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>>62407202
we know exactly what the market will do, it will drop before going back up higher
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Micron has gaps all the fucking way down to like 450. Are you guys insane?
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The fed is gonna cut rates boosting the economy but crashing the stock market
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>>62407214
English please. Fuckin' nerd.
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>>62407216
We'll see. I'm gonna go get a chicken burrito. Hold down the fort for me.
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Warsh please emergency rate cut of 100 basis points effectively immediately
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>>62407202
So you removed your stop loss?
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>>62407221
Dude wants a big smelly bowl of marine invertebrates and fungus.
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How do we know circuit breakers work if we don't test them every now and again?
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>>62407208
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>>62407211
THAT WAS AN ORDER, A MU +10% OVERNIGHT GAIN WAS A ORDER
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>third confirmation that wor not happen no more
>LMT needs to dump 2-4% every time we hear this information
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*crashes through the door*
Mein Fuhrer, Stalingrad has market sold their entire MU holdings, the value has fallen below $800....
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Slurping MU
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Why are we not redder???
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>>62407237
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Stop buying joooooose
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>>62407221
this
>>62407232
yummy yummy
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>>62407172
>>62407192
Thank you, I understand. (Though not what financial instruments they use to manipulate the paper price.)
Now that the oil prices are back down to prewar levels, wouldn't they be screwed if lots of people placed calls at the current prices, and actually insisted on physical delivery? Kind of like that GameStop situation a few years ago.
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MU, I'm gonna need 40% here....
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>>62407237
No
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>>62407208
Right you are, Art Garfunkel, the important thing is to pick a side.
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When do they report earnings and when is the earnings call?
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>>62407192
Trying to get your hands on crude oil as an average consumer is so obtuse and convoluted that it’s almost conspiracy theory bait to make people throw up their hands and say: “crude oil isn’t real. You can’t actually physically buy it despite it supposedly being one of the most physically traded commodities in the world.”
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>>62407039
I left the market for 4 months, what the FUCK is happening???
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that was the generational bottom 15 minutes ago.
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>>62407260
BOBO ITS PUMPING AGAIN
MY PUTS ARE GETTING RAPED DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAA
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> PCE tomorrow
Can this be happening?
Will they pull it off?
Is it even possible?
FOUR red days in a row?!?
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only dudes with the biggest balls can buy this etf
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>>62407192
This post is directionally right. This is THE text to understand this.
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Slurped some IREN, but also some SOXS.
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The non believers have been shaken out.
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5 MINUTES UNTIL THE BIGGEST DUMP IN MU HISTORY
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MSFT is going bankrupt holy fuck
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BOBOOOOOOOOO MAKE THEM STOP BUY AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62407275
When does this come out?
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>>62407256
they're losing billions on it but they don't care because keeping up appearances is more important to them, they're hoping that they can finish a peace deal before the shorts are called
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We are nosediving too much we might sink, crash SPCX and use it to flood the aft tanks, start dumping USD overboard to lighten the weight
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>>62407278
>going bearish after the correction
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CBRS is a BUY
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Micron... No... You failed us...
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>>62407285
its out now
at least on my broker
a few sites dont list it but it's listed on yahoo at least
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>biz bought
DUMP ET BOGGANOFFFFFFF
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>>62407281
Good. Fuck em for W11.
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>>62407249
They’re trying to make it gentle.
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>>62407064
i sold my TQQQ calls for a profit. forget my meltdown.
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they're buying mu into close there will be a big pump pre-earnings
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ETHA calls
>>
2 MINUTES

YOU CAN DO IT, CLIMB
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TWO MINUTES UNTIL THE MICRON DUMP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62407275
I need a 10x etf that liquidates and reconstitutes daily in huge swings
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Last chance to buy MU calls, make it and fuck a girl like this every night
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>me and the bobros going to the mu release
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This.... Is it
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RISE RISE RISE RISE
THE DARK SOXL RISES
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>>62407275
finally, a letf for dram. i love my people.
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>>62407285
>>62407296
>Releasing a leveraged 2x bull etf\
>During the greatest ai-investment-bubble crash
>immediately gets wiped out

>>62407149
>Investment crash means prices will go back to normal
Yes, like GPUs.
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>>62407281
And there I was thinking things were getting better since it was green yesterday
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Power 15 seconds pls
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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I swear if this shit pumps to 1100
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Open up MU
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Gentlemen, it was a pleasure traveling with you.
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>>62407237
Mein führer, please dont be sad
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>>62407324
-0.2%
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>>62407324
-0.50% today.
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>>62407230
No, but it's set at 30%, which means it doesn't kick off until $848. Which is less a 'shield myself from a fickle market' than 'in case we get into a nuclear war with China' thing. But it does help me sleep soundly, and I have a small mountain of earnings I can fall back on.
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MICUMMMMMMMMMMMM
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO MU MU MU
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>>62407324
-1.47%
Not checking midweek
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>>62407324
About to lose my last investment milestone. Down -0.31% Oh h*ck! Shorts covering.
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>>62407311
Yeah all you'll be able to afford is a cheap Latinx whore after your MU calls get fucked tomorrow boss.
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>>62407324
down 0.35%, to lows not seen since June 17th
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>>62407324
Today: -0.66%
This Week: -4.67%
This Month: -6.31%
This Year: +21.30%
From Peak: -7.30%
12 Months: +17.12%
kind of wish I would just drop dead
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its so over
mumus won
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
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MICRON IS A DISGRACE TO THE BIZRAEL PEOPLE
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WHY'S IT PUMPING YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
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>>62407324
-1.45%, not looking at weekly total, better for my sanity
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mu....MU...WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>62407324
+$1.76 +(0.02%)
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AYO WTFWT
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YES HERE WE FUCKING GO SOXL OPENING AT 300 TOMORROW SCREENCAP THIS
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mu moon mission
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>MU
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>>62407324
everythings mooning now so -0.2% instead of -4.5% 30 minutes ago.
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micron just bought greenland
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>>62407324
354 %
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>>62407353
MUrines, we're cleared for takeoff
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Thank u David Micron-sama
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were saved anons!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I SLURP AT 995
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Reddit is now predicting 9 rate hikes this year.
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>>62407324
I don’t want to talk about it
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nooooooooooooooo

STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>62407055
Why?
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DIE MICRON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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WHERE CAN I WATCH MU EARNINGS LIVE
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>>62407364
I left dry powder on stand by for after. Welp, darn.
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AVGO did this 10 minutes before it dumped on its earnings btw
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>>62407370
DIE MICRON DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Revenue of $41.46 billion versus $23.86 billion for the prior quarter and $9.30 billion for the same period last year

GAAP net income of $28.24 billion, or $24.67 per diluted share

Non-GAAP net income of $28.86 billion, or $25.11 per diluted share

Operating cash flow of $25.39 billion versus $11.90 billion for the prior quarter and $4.61 billion for the same period last year
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MU you did it you really did it.
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>MU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjffIi2Pl7M
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BIG MU BEAT
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>25.11
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
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>>62407372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wNbzPEb4g
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MU earnings rocket theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGV4FEQFf4
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I'm so tired of losing, bros...
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$1,111
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>Nasdaq green
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>>62407380
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>>62407370
>>62407376
>>62407348
>>62407327
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>Micron Technology Says Expect Tight Conditions To Persist Beyond Calendar 2027 Due To AI-Driven Demand Across All Segments; Project Operating Expenses To Increase By ~$1 Billion In Fiscal 2027
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GUIDANCE: (MU) Expects Q4 Revenue Range $49.00B - $51.00B
REVENUE $41.46B (18.41%)
EPS* $25.11 (24.31%)
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>>62407387
It's so green!!!!
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>>62407356
Kek
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!!!!!
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>>62407362
is that a man?
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Yes, lets goo
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WHY I DIDN'T BUY MU
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wait for it
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I'm so glad I didn't sell lmao
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Bros, my $1465 mu call is in play!!!!
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why wont memory shit die? why joose subhuma shit eating dogs?
just take profit after 10x you subhumans
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>>62407393
No way this is real
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if I held onto my TQQQ calls I would be rich
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WTF WAS THAT
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Just like that the dip is over.
Thanks for playing!
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https://youtu.be/ydpmzU_i2hg?t=123

Its almost time.
The future arrives soon.

Who will win?
Who will lose?


Who will make it?
Who will rope?

Its time to turn the cards over.
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YES YES YEEEEESSSSS
I'M COOMING
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>>62407377
>$24.67 per diluted share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
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It's like a rocket ship straight up gyat dam
>>62407409
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>>62407364
same
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im retarded and thought MU earnings were tomorrow and not today. now i understand the mooning kek. TY for playing SOXS trannys.
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i cant take this memory bullshit anymore
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but Broadcom reported less than expected ai gains the market is supposed to go to $0 cause le ai bubble poop
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I can finally take a shit
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>>62407266
What if /biz/ pools money to rent an oil depot somewhere and places a call for oil at current prices, to be delivered to that depot?
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>he thought the AI was a bubble
>he thought line didn't go up
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God I love catching the knife
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what do ya expect, we’re building robots software robots all kinds of robots memory is crucial
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>>62407413
Yes, that's my dick, young lady.
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MY BAGS WERE SUPER LIGHT I ONLY PORTED TO SOXL YESTERDAY

HOLY SHIT KEEP GOING IM GONNA BE RICH
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>>62407416
I still lost money today tho
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>>62407393
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MICRON SAVED THE MARKET APOLOGIZE
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AI bubble unpopped
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>>62407441
die
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>>62407362
That eye squint and smile at 0:03 what does it mean? I had a coworker do that to me irl a few times in a job i once had
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MR PRESIDENT, THEYVE HIT THE SECOND SEMICONDUCTOR
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>>62407403
I-It looks like the only thing waiting is 1245.74 to crack
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Koreans must be celebrating right now
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MICRON-SAMA

I KNEEL
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BUY EVERY DIP
BUY
EVERY
DIP


HAHAHAHAHA
(I'm still down like 60 bucks from yesterday)
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Have they mentioned AI in the earnings call yet?
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FYI
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Be interesting to see how this affects both their PEG and their forward PE.
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finna see some crazy shit tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5ALw7cM2c
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>tfw I didn't panic sell
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>>62407439
Buy low and sell high next time
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If my semiconductor stocks aren't green tomorrow I'm killing myself
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>>62407451
koru is a literal moon mission rn
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>>62407453
>(I'm still down like 60 bucks from yesterday)
Not everyone can buy during after hours so this pump isn't even the real one. Just wait
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APOLOGIZE TO INDIA NOW!!!
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I HATE THIS SCHIZO MARKET
I WANT TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE STOP KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING AI BULLSHIT
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this earnings report was clearly priced in, prepare the rugpull
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>>62407324
>>62407338
Update, +9.36% now
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MU calls I sold in zero danger of getting in the money.
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>Micron
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>Shorts already covered
>It was a dead-cat bounce
OUUAAAAGHHHHH!!! NOOOOO
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wow mu levels not seen since yesterday lel
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i want to kill all jews
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STEINER DID IT, THE SOVIETS HAVE BEEN REPELLED!
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>that sndk after hours
wew
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Uh oh.
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>>62407469
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>>62407039
>Recession or Stagflation edition
Micron just popped 8%, so probably neither and bears are retarded.
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MU JUST ANNOUNCED THEY FOUND THE SEVENTH REALM IN THE CALL

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ALMIGHTY PUMP
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How much % up is MU in AM? Im too scared to look
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>>62407429
I was literally holding off going to the bathroom to shave and shower. I need to look presentable tomorrow when I go to the doctor. I know two pretty doctor ladies, one is doting too. However I waited for over an hour just to see what happened with MU, I think its time my neet self just goes eat instead. I hope MU keeps pumping, my account is down bigly.
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sold for +9.59% would have had +60% if I held.
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>>62407468
dont give me any hope
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>>62407473
it's more likely that shorts would double down on that dump

>>62407476
kek
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Mu winning
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>>62407487
MU
1,147.16
+98.26 (9.37%)
After-hours: Jun 24, 2026, 4:13 PM EDT

MUU
1,075.00
+176.80 (19.68%)
After-hours: Jun 24, 2026, 4:14 PM EDT
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>sneedick slides all day
>moon pumps seconds after close in aftermarket
why is it like this?
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>>62407497
MU earnings propping all sector
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The semen has been slurped, now it all comes trickling down.
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You bought more Micron today while the retards were selling like headless chickens based on nothing right?
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>>62407497
MU earnings anon
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>>62407466
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It’s like an anime where the good guys win in the end.
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>>62407480
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>>62407324
-2.43%
NON STOP ASS RAPE (gentler edition)
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>>62407501
This
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>>62407497
Micron earnings showed that memory is still gonna pump for the next quarter at least
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>>62407501
No, but I HODLd sar.
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The memory trade will never end
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What made le 10 year yield drop today?
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>>62407497
earnings ya dum dum
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>>62407460
>Didn't sell face
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it stop under 10% tho?
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>>62407497
Would be MU
I loved the days when sneedisk would be red for 90% of the day then retard pump right at the end into the green
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Mein Fuhrer, the Ubermensch have succesfully secured the MU holdings in Stalingrad, the biggest holders holdings are now ours. Mein Fuhrer I sweat with excitement to our future
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>>62407501
With what money? I had already used all my cash slurping past dips.
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>>62407208
When covid went into full swing I dropped a straddle option and the US government quintupled the money supply in order to keep the stock market perfectly crab flat for three months straight; the duration of my play.
I never touched the stock market again.
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To the dildo that advised me Micron usually dumps after earnings. I I’m already up 12k on my first tech buy (I bailed on metals a month ago)
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mumubros is that all they got? these red days barely dumped my portfolio. kek bobotards
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW I HAVE TO REINVEST MY 50K IN NBIS
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LOOK AT ME BOBO, LOOK AT ME, I GOT YOUR STOP LOSS IN A VICE, JUST PLAY BALL THIS ONCE PLEASE I GOT YOUR PUTS IN A VICE DONT MAKE ME DO THIS DONT MAKE ME BE THE BAD GUY YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU
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I don't want to look at my portfolio, but I see MU is up 10%. I bought more before closing.
Hopefully this trickles down to others.
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>>62407503
who’s ceo during the massive run up, Saar?
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>>62407460
I need a panicked but didnt sell a single holding (did moving holdings around but not sure if entirely 1:1) face despite being down over 10% on my portfolio
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microns fair price per share is $ 0.01
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>>62407501
I bought yesterday, should've done MUU instead
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>>62407529
Bobina will never cum, it's so cruel, she's aching.
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>>62407530
I almost locked in like 25k in losses in SNDK calls today
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>>62407463
>rn
Twitternogspeak
Top sign
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>>62407528
Everyone expected the dump so most of dump happened on tuesday and it had a slow downturn today until the earnings
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>>62407502
>>62407510
>>62407518
Yes, I know about the earnings, but they haven't been released yet. So why wait until market close to pump on an unknown?

Is it pure speculation, or insider trading?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why are they pumping I thought the earnings haven't happened yet?
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>>62407535
Sanjay, thank you saar
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>>62407541
I don't use social media my guy
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Now we march
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>>62407535
>actual unironic shitskins in this thread
Another top sign

>>62407528
>first tech buy
How can there be so many top signs
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>>62407524
Fuehrer*. The umlaut literally stands for the letter "e". If you cannot type a vowel with an umlaut, simply type e after it. Dropping the umlaut is wrong.
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>>62407549
They dropped it right at the close, the call happens in 10 mins
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>>62407497
Memory is still going. Hype train continues.
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>>62407555
this, also nice trips
and just like that MEIN PORTFOLIO IS SAVED
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>>62407552
Anyone else watching?
https://investors.micron.com/events/event-details/microns-third-quarter-2026-financial-call
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Micron literally had a higher operating cash flow this quarter than they had sales last quarter, we're just getting started
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my puts are raped
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>WSB and X pushing Wendy's meme as the next GME
>stalls out completely during trading hours Day 1, dumping hard AH
WSB is just powerless now. Meme stocks are dead plays just like crypto, it seems.
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>>62407555
The umlaut stands for "ü", "ue" is just how you would pronounce it if you don't speak umlaut.
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>>62407556
Oh damn I thought they would wait. Good signs then at least. I thought there would be a huge selloff, but looks like everyone is going to rush back in to buy tomorrow.
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I can breathe easy, i can leave there is a can of white monster waiting for me in the break room's fridge
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>>62407568
anon already bought puts
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d-don't forget about the conference call mumu, n-not everything is in the numbers
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Maybe we can get a pump at some point for the space sector too? Just a crumb bros...
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>>62407564
Seriously who looks at technology like your mp4 and finds it’s overhyped?
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>>62407547
they were released babyboi
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Spread 'em wide, baby.
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>>62407577
Cut your space losses and come to memory
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>>62407578
It’s not only that, it’s automation, robotics and whatnot. Race for the AGI — that’s a big one
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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enough of the top anime finance twitter guys said memory kings arent going anywhere and i believed them

you selling micron or not holding micron or buying the dip is a consequence of your own lack of resourcefulness. the anime pfp finance niggas are right there.
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>>62407553
post 4 figure portfolio
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>>62407583
That's a big butt
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DRAM APPROACHING $80 WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Don't look at MSFT.
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>>62407600
>>62407600
>>62407600
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>>62407496
Thanks!
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>1180
fuck, I missed my chance
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>>62407568
Stocktwits is huge on Wendy’s as well. With a few detractors.
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Oh Mr MU MU

didn't you look a little closer
they beat on inflated prices

the acceleration of volume is decreasing to a much more modest pace.

you think you've won
but the party is over.
> Company management explicitly noted that sequential revenue gains are driven "predominantly by pricing, a little bit of volume growth.
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>>62407594
>enough of the top anime finance twitter guys said memory kings arent going anywhere and i believed them
reminds me of this classic
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>>62407537
They pay a divie that's not true.
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>>62407568
There literally cant be another GME, kikes have safeguards in place now to endlessly rig it in their favor.
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you're all like chickens with your heads cut off
use this rally as your opportunity to get out of memory

you don't understand how dangerous it is trading memory

you have extreme over concentration risk in an industry that is commoditised

once there's a correction, it's not going back up
probably never
you'lll have to sell for a loss or hold bags for decades that may never recover

memory is more dangerous than moderate leverage of 2x, maybe even 3x diversified leverage

when oversupply hits memory, it's going to be down 80% from ATHs
and no recovery to come

get the fuck out tomorrow
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>>62407570
Friss Scheiße und stirb, negger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umlaut_(diacritic)#History
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>SOXL after hours
What tha fAaaaak?
WHHYYYYY?
>Micron after hours
WHAT THE FAAAAK?
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>>62407248
Whoa
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>>62408429
shhh, go to sleep little bobinas. Its going to be a long hard day tomorrow.



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