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At the risk of starting a top signal: is RAM a buy?
i will have 7 figures to play with once august rolls around, whats gonna be a good buy by then?
In 10 years people will ask "Why didn't I buy GAW before it 100x'd AGAIN? It was so obvious"
Bought MU monday and I'm just about breaking even. How long is this new pump gonna last?
>company that sales a specific bottlenecked commodity pumps>rest of market sympathy pumps like they’re part of the bottleneckHoly shit. This is going to pop so hard.
>>62408232I'll be buying it. 10% of my port into it trying to 10x my money. If it goes to 0 it's alright
>>62408232all in.
Bobo, are you okay?So, Bobo, are you okay?Are you okay, Bobo?
>Koru 25% ah
>>62408218I didn't think I'd get to use OP picrel every day this week.
>>624082487 minutes or 7 years. No one knows.
>mu beats on inflated prices>unit volume unimpressive>every news outlet celebrating encouraging buying>bonds which mooned all day mooned even higher after supposedly amazing result>TLT still pumping after hours>perfect head and shoulders already forming on MUYa hate to see it./smg/‘ll be very dead for a few months while wages grind away at the fryolater to buy back in and do it all again.They coulda just taken that life changing money and held pay, but really, they never can, which is why they’ll always be wagies.F.
I plan on selling some of my DRAM calls to buy RAM on the next decent dip. Essentially giving myself more leverage
2060:I bequeath to my family, my enormous estate & plentiful MU holdings.My dying wish is that they acquire more MU.My only regret is not buying more MU in my youth.
>>62408273>eps $25.11nothing else you said matters
Was gonna be ice cube soup for dinner tonight, but now I think I can afford to be a lil more extravagant
>>62408273You're a faggot who's mad he sat on the sidelines.
>sell in may and kys
>>62408114>>62408159There doesn't seem to be anymore outlets on the AI trade, where do we go from here?
>>62408284Buy in June then chill and goon
>>62408287It's over
>>62408285We go nowhere, just keep buying the same shit and it will keep going up.
>>62408218Don't look at the bond or DXY computer MUrines.They're manipulating it to get you to sell.They want your shares!
>up an entire % after hoursWot de fook
>MU
>>62408281Two ice cubes?>>62408268I've seen the sentiment it'll dump before 1500 so I'm curious what people here think
MU beat the expected move if this holds tomorrow
kill all buy the dip shitters
>>62408314there's a better than 50% chance it goes up tomorrow like dell did the next day after earnings
Why mu wont go to zero?
Wendy's?
>>62408314SK hasn't even opened yet
>>62408319I dont get it.NvidiaBroadcomAll dumped before and after earningsI was expecting the same, even though I liked MU... played the bear for once and got screwed end of day. Wtf?!
>>62408329EPS was 25% above already very high expecations, that's what it takes these days I guess
>OpenAI just announced its first custom chip to help ChatGPT run better>Tech giants like Google and Amazon have increasingly shifted toward developing their own AI chips. >“Nobody wants to be beholden to Nvidia,” Ben Barringer, global head of technology research at investment firm Quilter Cheviot, told CNN last November when asked about Google potentially challenging Nvidia in AI chips. “They are trying to diversify their chip footprint.”>“By designing more of the stack ourselves, we can serve more intelligence with greater efficiency and keep pushing advanced AI toward broader access,” Greg Brockman, cofounder and president of OpenAI, said in the blog post.ruh roh baggies
>>62408275> RAMwtf how did I missed this
>>62408341
bulls win again
>>62408345>picrelYou were too busy scrolling reddit obviously
if this shit doesn't crash within the next 30 days 11 year old children will be buying TQQQ calls on klarnamargin
Institutional money rotating into health care and fintech.But diagnostics and fraud detection runs on AI data centers anyway.
So I guess AI isnt a bubble?
LINE GO UP FOREVER :DDDDD
>>62408371Grok is the only good AI
>>62408345It was listed yesterday I think
>>62408371This isn't the AI bubble anon. It's the 'build the datacenters to service the AI' bubble. And yes, it will eventually deflate, or explode. This is why trailing stop loss orders are your friends. But for now there is still plenty of hay to be made.
>>62408373
>>62408371
Which seat would make you the most money?
>>62408380Aries Acquisitions or something like that, is that it?
>>62408337Lol seethe. See you at 700B
>you should be deeply concerned that your current and temporary yet highly lucrative investments will not be so when you no longer hold them years from now...
>>62408389:D
>>62408399Lucrative investments?
>>62408399Do you imagine you'll be holding nothing in the future?
>>62408389Ebin...
>>62408218I can't afford soxl call options anymore.What's done good alternative etfs that track similarly that I can still afford monthly or weekly options on
>>62408410I'll be using whatever I think is profitable not projecting years out ai doomerism to retards today
>>62408399could use an anime image so I get really scaredmaybe goku
Briton Sailor Market Energy going onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
Why red? Why not number keep go up?
>>62408396No RAM is RAM 2X Long DRAM Daily Target ETFMost sites aren't tracking it yet so you can't find it in screeners but an anon said his brokerage let him buy yesterday
>>62408421I had no idea about this, thank you Anon. Looks interesting, might throw a little money at it when it becomes available for me
where do i go from here
How the complete fuck did so many of you know MU was going to rebound? And what will it go to today after earnings release and buying public get back on board?You autists shock me sometimes.Also if I buy 2 shares can I retire?
It is scientifically feasible for SOXL to achieve $300.
None of the hypershitters rebounded with memory
Still kinda wild to me the company which made the shitty laptop RAM I bought years and years ago is worth more than like Canada.
>>62408437MU fell originally on...what news that SK Hynix was going to put one of its factories back to DRAM? Purely technicals? Either way we knew this thing was making money
>>62408436Why you holding AAPL?
>>62408436Looks fine to me.>>62408437Their earnings are even more ridiculous than the performance of their stock. That's how. Pic related. Buy a little. Wait for it to go up. Then hang a trailing stop loss on it at some point -- mine's currently at 30% -- and when your unrealized gains go above that figure, buy a little more. Bear in mind that sooner or later you will have to cash out completely; semiconductors are a commodity just like silver or oil.
>>62408437Just buy calls, the new leveraged DRAM or MUU>How the complete fuck did so many of you know MU was going to rebound? Nothing ever happens and line always go up. We are still early because a lot of people are calling this a bubble while we have reasonable forward P/Es, when those people start saying that even if this a bubble you should still get on it to make money then you sell everything. Almost all companies are saying they are sold out until 2028 and that it will take time to increase production. So the bottleneck should endure until at least another year, you can sell next year if you prefer to mitigate risk.
>>62408442Because they are the ones buying memory. They don't make money from it they spend
>>62408437the world is clownery, why wouldnt it rebound?
what was the golden green dick that saved my SOXL. i want to blow the man or men who bought those shares.
>>62408448Amazing. I’m not liquid right now, I might be able to sell a few things, but I suspect the window will close by the time I take profits. What do you think the earning will be like today?
>>62408218What's up with the aftermarket pump. I had drive my firms summer associates to a baseball game and one has huge tits. I fucked up by mentioning my girlfriend.
>>62408437I didn't know, I just resigned myself to be a baggot.
>>62408466>>62408471MU said Moooo and everybody chanted Moooooo along with it and it all went green>>62408469Dude they beat estimates by 20% I keep saying trust the cult and this'll last a year
I was trying to set a market order on robinhood to buy automatically tomorrow but it placed immediately in the after hours like the normal market? When did they add this "feature" to fuck up my carefully attempted DCA?
>>62408452>Almost all companies are saying they are sold out until 2028I'm not aware of any company rep saying they were sold out through next year. Could you provide me with a source?
Bought MSFT and SAP at a "dip" in February. Kept dipping since, I am 6k in the red. Should I go redhead instead and convert all into WEN calls?
>>62408248Till market open tomorrow. How many of these AI tech/semi earnings have pumped after hours and then dumped by 7am?
The MU earnings were better than expected, the Koreans will soon wake up and pump us to $1,300
>>62408476It was revealed to me in a dream
>>62408273>head and shouldersWould require the pattern to completeHowever I should note even if we get continued volatility and the market retracing, the profitability of Micron and SK Hynix (listing on the nasdaq in 2 months get your butts ready to diversify) means that if it all retraces significantly downwards to, say, 700 dollars a share this will be an extreme buy so help me God.But since everyone knows this (or has a feeling of this) it is unlikely to happen.
>>62408484Please....... stop the gains.... :D
>>62408477Stop buying yesterdays stock, buy MU & GRRR and stop overthinking it.
>>62408490Don't you dare call my babe WEN yesterday's stock
>>62408448I briefly saw the fallout of that yesterday in SK charts.>>62408450I got to get liquid for this entry window.This is great advice thank you.>>62408452There are shortages in every industry right now, I can’t think of anything that doesn’t face a shortage in some way, but the biggest shortage is capital. There is just not enough money circulating, the public are asleep.>>62408464True
>>62408484Micron isn't traded on the Korean exchange. We could see some juicy additional gains in DRAM though.
Why is this cunt unironically shilling Games Workshop as the next Micron/nvidia?
Baking.
>>62408341>Sam Altman saysI mean, they can *say* whatever they want. Do they have their own foundries?
>>62408486>SK Hynix (listing on the nasdaq in 2 months get your butts ready to diversify) I want to get in on this fucker but I know 0 about Korean shit. Is this company legit or doing some creative accounting like SMCI a while back?
>>62408502Altman is poison to profit anyway.
>>62408506Not sure how legit they are but their employees will be getting almost a million dollar bonus because of the memory buyout
>>62408499>Amazon Prime show & all the associated toys/figures/books/vidya to be released alongside it>WH40K Total War & all subsequent DLCs and sequels>Dawn of War 40K Sequel>More popular than everGAW will be the British Marvel, you will be kicking yourself in 2030 that you didn't snap it up before it went parabolic.It is about to break out of nerd contagion and into the normie sphere, its going to rake in billions.
>>62408506SK hynix and Samsung are actually bigger than micron and relatively undervalued assuming the memory bubble is going to be as big as it is through 2028. So in theory it has room to run, and may cause micron's growth to slwo.
>>62408371You're just now figuring that out? How many blowout earnings did it take?
>>62408515>Amazon Prime showWill flop since they fired Cavil from it
>>62408510Altman is a bullshit artist of Hitlerian proportions. Google the Dirty DRAM Deal. Whoever wins the AI wars and becomes the next Windows, OpenAI ain't gonna be it. Screencap this.
>>62408518Oh, Im being smug. I have yummy MU calls from last year
>>62408477Buy even more MSFT, lets help each other climb out the hole. Fundamentals and such.
>>62408506SKY Hynix is the next TSMMany are saying thisIt is retardedly legit, and here's another thing: they are paying out billions in bonuses to korean workers who will leverage into memory stocks, recycling liquidity and pumping my bags even further. I have the Yuro ADR but will definitely snap us some of the US ADR when it debuts.
>>62408522You're thinking of the Witcher, Cavill is creative lead producer and lead actor in the show.
>>62408437bought snxx insteadIt's all gambling, it either pumps and I make money or it dumps and I buy more. My better instincts tell me it's a bubble but I need snxx to 10x, and sndk's profitability is slowly gaining on micron while being valued at about 1/4th so if micron runs to 2trillion by this time next year, I figure SNDK is going to at least 4x. And a 4x on sndk is a short term 4x on SNXX, then a retrace in august, then a further run to eoy takes SNXX up 11x. It works in my mind. Or I'll just stay poor forever.
>>62408279price in
>>62408515FEMALECUSTODIANS
>>62408523MU Anon comes crawling out of the woodwork like the shameless cockroach he is. What is your average now? That is, if you even have any MU at all!
>>62408527Huh, I'll think I'll sell off some of my DRAM just to get in on this
>>62408533I fell for rumors then. Sorry.
What a day, huh
Is the PCE report going to make us lose all our gains? A reported 4.2% interest seems pretty high.
>>62408545Indeed it is
>>62408506You can get it on it now by buying DRAM. However, caution is warranted. Korean bookkeeping is very secretive by our standards. And their government has been cheerfully telling its citizenry to take out loans to buy more stock. There is politics and economic nationalism and all manner of fuckery involved. By all means buy in, but don't bet the farm.
BUY MORENEVER SELLWE WILL BE RICH IN 2029
>>62408250It's a belweather for the rest of earnings szn. In the event that one of the 3 major cartels producing the most in demand component of the ai buildout had a disappointing earnings, you could extrapolate from that that the rest of earnings from ai cos were probably going to be even more shit and so may as well just bail out of everything now. But they blew it out of the water which makes room for other companies also to maybe do well. Now people have to digest the idea that the bubble may in fact not be popping (as much as they would like it to be)
>>62408250It was just semis. MSFT GOOG and ORCL got nothing
>>62408506>sk hynix has $34.4 billion in revenue and a market cap of $1.33T>Micron has $35.0 billion in revenue and a market cap of $1.37T seems kinda priced in already
Tomorrow is my big day. I’m gonna get SOXS calls cheap in the AM, and take myself to 6 figs.
>>62408554I'm already in DRAM, just that Hynix is only 25% of DRAM, I'd like a direct position too once it's available. But yeah the accounting is a bit worrisome for me, feels like a shorter term hold
we've never been more back
>>62408437Shortage persisting throughout 2027 was already confirmed, and it is likely it'll last into 2030.RAM and memory train isn't stopping anytime soon
The thing is that if they’re always blindsided by blowout earnings, they’re gonna be blindsided by a huge miss. It’s just a matter of if it’s in 3 months or 3 years.
>>62408535'no'
im going for a walk
Gold3993.90Silver57.35And dropping.Why did I buy? I'll have to baghold these metals for months
>DRAM about to hit my strike price of 80 in 1 single day
>>62408579How those shortages will affect our stocks as financial instruments is open to question, anon. Right now we're in the midst of a glorious perfect storm. We really have no idea how long it will last.
>>62408517Trump’s not going to let any country other than the US win this race. Micron’s going to pass up Hynix and Samsung.
>>62408585I know nothing of day trading. Is that good or bad for you?
>>62408581yes
guise everybody capitulated out of bitcoin its safu to buy
>>62408591it means im almost out of the dangerzone and everything will become pure profits if my contracts expire ITM above 80
>>62408594It pumped on earnings and the gains held. You're wrong and poor.
>>62408601they have to hold past open tommorow, which is unlikely.
>>62408583Warsch isn’t good for PMs, they’ll either continue to drop or crab. There isn’t any economic catalysts to have all your cash in PMs right now. For insurance it should only ever be between 5-10% of your portfolio depending on your paranoia.But the obvious question remains in such a high yield returning environment as now, why would you go into PMs?
>>62408595Yes, buy the fake internet money that's plummeting. Don't put your money in the mammaries that are pumping out milk like crazy.
>>62408605says who? I already took profit. you baghold for whatever cause you're a fag
>>62408610why are you so mad if you're winning? this is why I'm bearish on MU because bulls are increasingly insecure in their position.
>>62408606Swing trading. I was 100% cash and wanted to dip my toes back in.Went all in (70%)
>>62408606Because the high yield environment is a psyop until something breaks
>>62408613Shut up I'll buy his bags tomorrow
>>62408613making fun of retards like you doesn't equal mad. you being wrong and dumb doesn't mean I'm mad. me making money and you inventing a situation where you need to profit when I already did means you're dumb.
if you are investing right now, and actually entering the market right nowthe main risk is a tech correction. There's other risks, but that's the biggest one as far as I'm concernedI'd be wary of buying the tech bubble at the topI'd suggest you buy100% VTtotal global diversificationyou are getting a lot of assets that are not in a bubble in that basketthen just continue riding this bubble with VTevery time there's a 10% dip, convert some VT to the more aggressiv stuff of your choiceif there's a -30% or greater correction, go ahead and convert all of VTif there's a correction when you're holding VT, you'll lose a chunk of your money, but not nearly as much as people that are more concentrated in bubbleswith 100% VT, you're not sitting out of the market. You're catching a lot of the upside, and you're well diversified if there's a correction.You're not trying to time the market, you're just waiting for better opportunity to convert to more aggressive investments. You're still all in with 100% VT
>>62408586How is that the question?No the question his how long will the demand keep Until there's demand, memory and ram makers will keep making it out like bandits
>>62408621you're trooning out at me right now, AH doesn't matter, open does and this pump isn't going to last. sorry you're new and think selling 2 shares of MU on your robinhood account makes you a winner.
Why aren’t yields going back up?Don’t they know we’re so back?Do they understand how angry this makes me?
>>62408634I'm sorry your ability to profit depends on options. Options trading is lame as fuck in this market where you can easily net 10% daily trading stocks 24/7
Figured this would be a good time to ask with RAM (2x DRAM) releasing tomorrow. What's the deal with leveraged ETFs? I keep hearing they are bad long term holds and only meant for daily swing trades due to "volatility decay", but what is that exactly? My understanding is that in a leveraged ETF everything is 2x. So if have $100 in a stock and it goes up by $2, you would actually be getting $4 profits ($104). And if it dumps by $2, you would have $96. This is just simple additive math right? So as long as the stock "goes up" more than it "goes down", wouldn't you still come out largely ahead?
>>62408646>he's not trading options during this volatility >bragging about 10%a tranny and a boomer
>>62408652Funny how people like you didn't exist the past few days yet somehow you're magically making more than 10% daily how many billions do you have now guy whose beating every investor on planet earth
>>62408638You gotta just ignore the bond market, right?
>>624086067% of my portfolio is gold and oil equities, split between themit works well hen they both work as hedges but gold hasn't don shit as a hedge lately ever since it went parabolic. I'm still up on both of them so I don't care. I just ant them to hurry and finish correcting so they fucking do what they're supposed to
>>62408648brother you're investing in the AI bubble...why don't you just ask AI
>>62408473And what about introducing the summer's tits to my red dog dick
>>62408648They reset every day, anon. Try holding them for longer than that and your actual profit is more like +40% in exchange for twice the volatility and twice the potential downside. It isn't worth it.
>>62408648Whats 10% of 104? Whats 10% of 96?
>>62408657Awwww is the poor wittle tranny going to soil xer little diaper because no one cares about your $50 profit trading micron earnings
AGQ is at levels not seen since september. if you bought the top, you need a 600% increase to break even.
>>62408646>10% daily trading stocks 24/7Fuck I wish that was me. I can't do options.
>>62408670I read this as AQB and remembered the mutant fish
>>62408669Ah yes I'm a tranny with high testosterone and a big cock I'm also tall and attractive I can tell just by your posting style that you're a hideous looking hermit people probably vomit when you're in their presence off the stench alone
>>62408614Ouch. You need to arbitrage that over to Asian physical markets.
>>62408590>I love memory>but sk hymen has to build a plant in Wyoming if they ant to do business with us>samsung too, we love nvidia but they gotta put a plant in maine too>bazinga>nig league
>>62408449i kinda treat AAPL like a general tech ETF, if I could pick one stock to hold all my life Id only have it>>62408450thanks anonI hope to strenghten my space position during this dip
The Koreans will understand, time to pumphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoouu1E7VE&list=RDCgoouu1E7VE&start_radio=1
>>62408672imagine buying and selling like you do with stocks, but you make more money and you can use less money up front so its actually safer. >>62408674you should chill out and use that 10% gain to buy a dragon dildo for pride month
SLV is down 18% from where it open last wednesday
>>62408662Wait that was actually a good explanation. kek thanks Anon. Sounds like leveraged ETFs are going to fuck me. I'll leave RAM to you degenerates.
I almost made the same mistake I made 2 weeks ago and sold kek. This time it would have been for a loss.
can't believe I got fudded out of MUU at 55 bucks in december when they've been posting the same stupid articles since 2023The word doesn't want you to make it
>>62408648Don't listen to any of those fucking retards, as long as the underlying goes up that's all that matters, if you were holding the sandisk 2x since the beginning you would almost be up 4x
>>62408674Unless you’re here to sell your ass, can we get back to talking about making money please?
>>62408580Micron is jewing the system by deliberately under-estimating their profitsWe either make it or become poor it doesn't matter anymore we shpould have full ported in march
>>62408684I have had guys hit on me actually cause I'm not a gross faggot like you but I hate to break it to you I'm not attracted to men at all sugar nipples
>>62408664it depends on how big the downside volatility isanons could do monthly or quarterly reset LETFsthat come with significantly less drag
>>62408580but you see thats the thing, they always undereport BIGLY so they never miss
Gonna buy some cider and drink on a wednesdayShoulda gone bigly last week, and then this week, coulda made a few thousand to tens of thousands>>62408606>>62408614Gold should do another bounce to 4400 no? It's been bouncing along this falling wedge for 2 months now.
>>62408690I bought soxl at 10 and sold at 30.
>>62408693profit is profit
>>62408690They want to steal our MU's Around earnings especially they always try to shake us out
>>62408701>men hit on me because my HRT makes me look rapable but not feminine enough to attract a non homosexual male /lgbt/ is 6 or 7 boards over
Should I sell my house to go into VOO and rent?
Percentage of portfolio %TQQQ.TO (Nasdaq 100 3x Leveraged): 21.7%QQU.TO (Nasdaq 100 2x Leveraged): 6.9%SSO + SPXU.TO (S&P 500 Leveraged): 13.7%SOXL + USD + CNDU + TSM (Semiconductors): 10.7%GOOG + GGLL + MSFT + AMZN (Big Tech): 9.9%Bitcoin + DOVU + HBAR (Crypto): 7.1%XDTE: 0.3%Cash: 8.8How the fuck do I make this into $3m? I'm around $1.2m now
>>62408648cunt faggot retards who shit up this thread constantly fud them because of leverage decayBasically because of how they work if the bubble pops it'll go down like 90% and you'll wait years to get your money back, or maybe never!But what they don't tell you is this is the case for normal stocks as well.Buy voo, retire in 40 years.
>>62408709I solded half my SOXL at $300.33 on Monday, lolwill sell my other half at $333.33+
So, are the pre-market prices on semis gonna pump or dump on open? Guess we're going up higher soon either way, but just wondering whether I should expect a major pullback.
>>62408707>should do another bounce to 4400That's what I'd hoped. But it looks like it can fall till 3400-3500 this time.
another low volume pump that won't hold
>>62408713I'm not sticking test up my ass like you queer try eating right for once and you won't need to be a roidtranny to be normal
>>62408716I started going 2x instead of 3x ( posted portfolio above ) and plan on staying SSO and / or total market once I reach $2m
>>62408720its gonna pump so fuckin hard with people trying to get on the golden micron boat
>>62408707>>62408721If asians don't pump it back up well above 4000 this week
>>62408723yeah because you're boofing estrogen "alice"
>>62408715Spend 500k building a time machine and then buy 500k in mu weeklies this morning
It worked
>>62408729believe it or not most people aren't interested in exogenous hormones they carry more consequence than benefit
>i didn't short ASTS at 130 because i was afraid of the boobl steamrolling mefuck. me. bros. my short picks are SO FUCKING GOOD but i never make any money because of gambool addiction and shit risk management which destroys confidence and ability to hold puts through green. MSTR, GM, CRWV.>>62408648mass adoption of levered index and single stock ETFs are great until realized correlation goes to the 99th percentile>>62408716question is whether or not it becomes adopted enough to cause overnight swap dependancy
HOW DOES A 1 TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY PUMP 20% AH HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What are we expecting with inflation tomorrow? We're going to go down a but right?
>>62408736I wouldn't know I'm not interested in the technical details of trooning out
>>62408715chase AI bottlenecks like everyone else ismaybe dump crypto and half the 2x's and replace with bottleneck stocks as the year dictates (2026,2027 = memory)
>>62408421I just bought a few shares of RAM. I use Schwab.
>>62408746>brings up tranny shit nonstop out of no where>nooo it's you who are the tranny
>>62408749Yes
>>62408421>they made an ETF based on their own ETFAINT NO WAY
nigger daynigger marketkill every jewkill memory niggers
can I download more DRAM?
>>62408730>Have time machine>Don't go back to the day Bitcoin launched and go all inYou could probably mine like 100 bitcoins a day in the first few weeks with a shitty PC too.
>>62408755>I bought puts cause I'm a faggot starter pack
Mein smigher...The Koreans...The Koreans are selling
>>62408760your were crying 12 hours ago shit muncher
>>62408762korean premarket is the fakest and gayest shit, just wait 15 min
>>62408688People always talk about volatility decay but forget that the leverage also compounds as it goes up and everyone knows that we have more green days than red days in general.If we compare TQQQ vs QQQ from 2010 to now QQQ went up by 1800% while TQQQ went up 35000%If we compare TECL vs XLK from 2010 to now we have XLK going up 2000% while TECL went up 31000%Where is the decay promised by every financial expert out there?
>>62408762geh schlafen du harzer
>>62408762they need to repay their bank loans that they took out to buy the top
>tfw bought muu before close>tfw didnt buy morei am never gonna make it
>>62408688You can model this in Excel. Notice the daily % changes 2x or 3x the underlying %s, but the end results are very different
>>62408765>>62408688SOXL is up like 600% since the start of April. Yeah it swings up and down but if you just hodl it keeps going up.
TRIPSANDKOSPIRIPS
>>62408763I was 100% cash collecting 3% after scalping a grand off SOXL 12 hours ago actually and I'm up big in June
>>62408777pants shitting index checked
>>62408773Thanks for the illustration, Anon.I guess what was tripping me up was thinking that leveraged ETFs track the raw dollar value instead of the percentage of each movement. I didn't realize that and honestly it's kind of counterintuitive (at least for me). Anyways I was chatting a bit more trying to understand and it led down to futures, which I hear you guys talking about all the time. This is a pretty big rabbit hole (I don't even know options yet) so I'll just stop here.
>>62408777invest in sk hymen
>>62408777Why are Koreans down? Don't they work really hard?
>>62408784Don't think there is a hymen there
>>62408784>hymenKpop and Jpop idols are all escorts thoughbeit
>>62408785Korean economy seems rough. Every Korean movie and show I see seems to be about how everybody is broke and struggling.Their women also seem totally brainwashed by feminism even worse than Western girls.
>>62408784Invest in korea crash
>>62408785>be korean factory worker>the company your work for is making record profits>they promise you a bonus>bonus is $1 million USA dollarsWould you be working hard?
>>62408793Their 40 year olds are happy though
Crash in 1
>>62408784Hmmm.
>>62408805generational gains in 45 seconds
how the fuck is it that the market hasn't even started going down 2022 style yet?we're more turbulent right now than we've ever been
>>62408810Retailers.
>>62408810we survived spacex, iran, jews, niggers, and trump. Nothing is stopping this market
>everyone who sold today
>>62408810We (brat) need 90% corection
KOSPI is absolutely goonin rn
>>62408829Cospipi absolutely wants to get rugged
>KOSPI YTD +101%
I can't wait until tomorrow.
>>62408843>KOSPI forward PE: 7 - 9>FTSE forward PE:13.35>S&P forward PE:22.2Yeah I'm thinking KOSPI moons a little more. Korea is having their Japan 1980's moment, we are at the start of the memory mania not the end.
>>62408851kek
i was foolish to think this investing thing would make a difference in my life im up bigly but it doesnt matter when you're a friendless khv in your 30scan't even quit my 50 hour a week wagework
>>62408851>You spent years building your account>$455.76it's not much but...
>>62408331>sells in December 2024 after a big business admin is elected for a 4 year termsomeone got impatient
>>62408855fuck you and your humbledoombragging ;-)
havent been on a date in years, just matched with a 25yo blonde butter face gym foid on tinder, do I start the convo by talking about the crazy micron earnings?
So, I'll be rotating 33% of my port into BAKA on open. I can't see that going wrong now.
>>62408863tell her you're a CSGO crate billionaire and you will get laid guaranteed
>>62408867good idea, ill tell her about my custom scraping bots for csgo skin websites
Oh shit I forgot about pce reporting tomorrow. How heemed are my qqq weeklies
>>62408345It was listed sometime this week. I saw someone mention the sec report on twitter yesterday
can anyone please give me a qrd, basic gestalt or perhaps the whole enchilada as to why oil and yields le plunged today?thanks in advance
>>62408871if she doesn't go for that she's a weirdo and more effort than worth
I’m rooting against South Korea in the World Cup cause I sold dram calls
WEN bros eating good
>everything retard pumping>dram dipping from $80+this is why I don't hold dram. sure it may end up $100+ but not before dumping for no apparent reason
decided to redeem one of my investments in frozen pizza options in preparation for tomorrow
How you OIL baggies doing?I'm actually thinking oil is oversold and may buy a little here, but at least I'm not hold $100+ OIL bags like you baggies!
>>62408902There is going to be an oversupply of oil after all the ramped production + Iran & Russia export sanctions dropped.
>>62408884heat death of the universe priced in
>>62408904true, but we had a massive undersupply for months and months that has to be made up for as well
>>62408810We are guaranteed to go to 6.5k within the next >>62408905Taleb says it's not priced
>>62408218Pro tip: the stock market is actually designed to take your money, not for you to extract money from the top. I'm investing in these fucking companies and the shit still goes down. These cunts have every way from Sunday to dilute the dogshit out of anyone who even looks at a fucking ticker. My sportsbook account is way more fun and interwsting than this bullshit. Atleast with UFC fighters I know 2 men are entering a cage and I can use my brain and researching ability to make money reliably fron that more than investing in these no good crab shit cunts of stocks.
deflationary.death.spiral.
>>62408910Already priced in
>>62408916based spiral
>>62408915what companies did you invest in?
>>62408922he didnt invest in anything. he traded. he's mad stocks arent like sportsball teams
>>62408918Priced in
>>62408915>he actually bought MSFT
aaaaaand *YOINK* goes the rug
I don't know guys, this really comes off as a pre MU earnings bull trap.
>>62408925
>post closing bell clarity
>>62408929We...already had mu earning?
>>62408915there's too much cheating in sports and it's only getting worse from normalizing betting
>>62408929stop i can only get so hard
Dear GOOGL,Please stop shitting the bed at this time.Thank you
>>62408929naw dude the earnings will be a blowout
>>62408933Oh. My days are off. Well good for you guys, let's see if it holds til tomorrow, but I expect a huge correction before the week ends
>>62408861You can be an incredible trader but if all you have is a couple grand even 500% gains is nothing Meanwhile a guy with a trust fund from his parents is "making" 6 figures passively without an ounce of stress or even checking. Money just magically shows up for him.Once i realized this I legitimately stopped caring.My auto buys and stuff are still going but stocks aren't the escape rope that I was hoping they'd be.Which sucks cause that means theres basically nothing left for me
ITS CRASHING
>>62408855How much is your nw?Your real life will start at 1mil. If you work 50 hours you're not alive yet.
>>624089416 figures passive is light work if you actually know what you want. Thats like, what, 5% returns on a 2mil port? thats doable.
>>62408948FUUUUUCKKEVIN
>>62408951and how the fuck do you get a 2mil port
>>62408941Yeah after I got jewed out of GME I kind of realized there's no hope left. It's fine.
>total bobo posting>pink wojaks showing up>casually slurp SOXL>up 15% in a few hours.it really is that easy isn't it?
>>62408905The ultimate expiration date
>>62408958Just wait for trump to say some retarded bullshit and eat your gains
This is really it. Micron couldn't beat the bear market
>>62408954get a good education, decent job, some frugality mixed with smart investing. 2mil by 45 seems so achieveable. im 23 btw.
but...but....1200 :(
on no news
>>62408966>45By the time you're 45 the world isn't even going to be worth living in, it already isn't, but it'll be even more nigger pozzed. You're better off gambling and hoping you hit it big and enjoy these years
>>62408444Everything is worth more than Canada tho.
I just bought SQQQ. I sold my TQQQ calls at the bell. Total MUMU death.
>check the ath from 2 days ago>it's still the ath after earnings
>>62408966Thats what i was told do and i did itBeing called doctor means nothing when you're this behind in your 30s trust meYou should probably get the fuck off this website if you're that young
>>62408972You can have it both ways. I might do that and try to semi-retire in japan by mid 30s.
>>62408721That would be a total breakdown into heavily oversold territory and would fuck me over so I expect it to happen.
>>62408978Better be looking for a Japanese wife. My brother lives in Japan and they don't make it fucking easy
>>62408976im also a incel and to be honest I have learned not to care anymore, semi-retired by 35 seems like a good middle ground.
>>62408980I hear they are more willing to sleep around wtih white foreigners. But to be honest ive already mentally prepared myself for being alone for most of my life. thank god im not going just for the women.
>>62408975>the market front ran everyone on the MU earnings dumpYou have to admit that it would have looked pretty bad to see those meme earnings numbers getting shit on in AH.
KEK We ARE OGING DOWN
>>62408958>up 15% in a few hours.UhhhhhhhhhhhDon’t open your app anon
>more brokie doomer posts>uncCELS unleashed
>>62408853>Yeah I'm thinking KOSPI moons a little more. Korea is having their Japan 1980's moment, we are at the start of the memory mania not the end.If true then every korean will get 'rich' off of the stocks they hold over the next 4 years, until the bubble pops and turns it into a totally fucked hellhole.
>>62408984No you don't understand, anon. Your ass can only be there for 6 months a year unless you have a visa or they'll kick you out for good. If you want to live there full time you gotta get a visa, they don't just let any nigger in to mooch like they do in the west
when do I sell my way deep ITM DRAM calls bros? A few days before expire?
>>62408941I misjudged your post and now I feel obliged to apologize for the insult.What you've stated right here, I wholeheartedly agree with.On a side note: synchronicity really is something.There is an incredibly high likelihood that you saved the "Iranian couple" picture almost exactly a day ago from this particular post>>>62403536That post was made by me. I was ID "SZYVRAHK" in that thread.A thread I just revisited like 15 minutes ago to screenshot several of my 19 posts ITT; with one or two perhaps having the chance of becoming even more documented "billion dollar calls" in my name.Godspeed, fren.
>>62408922
>>62408986fuck it i'm sellingi will rebuy after the korean chimpout
>>62408993its cute your midwit IQ thinks i wont live there for 6 months out of the year. you are not smarter than me faggot.
>>62408840>something happened that disproved the thesis?>make a new video that claims it aligns with your thesis!>>62408863you dumb millennial boomer fuck why the hell would you tell a woman about finances when they hate crypto bros, hate ai bros and hate stock bros
>>62408966>2mil by 45 seems so achieveable. im 23 btw.FUCKWhen I was 27 I posted the same shit as you and it did not work out that way. Life uh uh uh finds a way to fuck you over.
>whites going for asian women againSAD!PATHETIC!
>>62408851>Put 50% in SOXL>Put 50% in SOXS>One of them 10x>The other one can only go down 1xWin either way
I buy every dipAnd sell every rip
>>62408922Mainly ones with cool tickers, rare earths, hallosite naturally occuring nanotubes, electric battery recyclers, tin miners etc
>>62409008yeahthey're gunna have to dump it real hard like -40% in a week to get rid of this psychologylong term it causes problems.
>>62409005you sound pussy whipped by your white wife and her bull. I bet shes nice and tatted up and makes cringe tiktoks with your brown kids from her baby daddy she refuses to unadd on facebook
>>62408851who's Somone?
>>62408813if you dropped one off a tall building near the water it could glide for a long way?
>>62408915buy low and sell lower, repeat, never buy the top
dollar pumpin aiganest the KRW biglylooks like a beheemings about to occur to Mr Sun
buying and selling koru while is kospi is closed and no stocks are trading is more profitable than kospi
>>62409001Ever been to Japan?
>>62408994How much are you up? Options are volatile, theta is your enemy when if the price drops hard, may not recover well as expiry approaches. I bought an ASTS call strike about 85 (stock price was about 75 when I bought it), paid about $1500, expiration was about 3-4 weeks, I forget. About three days after I bought the call price was $5,000, I waited, then it dropped to about $1,100, I waited, then slowly climbed back to about $2,500 and as expiration was approaching and the stock price was climbing the option price was only moving slower and slower so I sold about $$2700. No guarantees, if you up biggly sell and take the money, learn, and prepare to play again, but set your exit price before you buy, and stick to you plan. I should have sold at $5,000 without thinking twice but it came so fast I was surprised. Next time I am ready to sell FAST to lock in the money.
>>62409013Uhm, sweaty the children will be brown, but not for the reason you thought.
>>62409034Henry nowak wrist ahh
>>62409035Stocks for this condition?
>>62409057>>62409057>>62409057
Green tech sector after hoursRed tech sector during open
>>62409013did you discover /pol/ two days ago? fuckin faggot
>>62408994Shit is volatile and can rip +/- 10% in a day on a whim. Nothing wrong with skimming some here and there and dca some further otm calls on the deep red days. I dumped my 70c $11 ITM and dca'd a few 90c the other day when it was -13% or whatever. If you can stomach the volatility though, you can just keep holding. Theta decay really starts to accelerate 30-45dte, so try to sell at least before then.
