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BBBY-WT WARRANTS ARE THE PLAY
>>62410116Good bake
>the Sunako Kirishiki tranny is backkek
>etrade takes 3 days to deposit>missed the slurpNgmi am I bros
>>62410127And just in time too!Mr. Bobo will be arriving shortly.In fact, he is already here :)
>>62410127It's like Harold Camping.>The apocalypse is coming, I did the math>...>Sorry i fudged up the numbers, it's actually coming on this date>...>Sorry I forgot to count the fish, it's actually coming on THIS date
>>62410118Isn't cheaper housing generally better for the economy? Apart from delusional boomers that hold unto their house as the only form of "investment" they ever did in their lives?
>my put sells were saved by MicronAnother week, another $1200.
>>62410135better hope PCE doesn't come in hot
>>62410138Don't forget the fish number.
>>62410139Already priced in. Her puts are secure.
>>62410133housing market is basically economicsif nobody is buying homes it is usually because people cant, inflation/living costs are insane high so people need to forever rent it can also be due to building too much real estate but population collapse ends up eating the demand, i.e China, potentially soon Japan etc
>>62410138>unironical irl chuunitime to grow up anonalso worst day to post because MU destroyed the charts
>>62410143More like niggers and indians flooding in buying up everything. I see it daily in my work.I also have to put all the snacks away in my conference room when non white or Orientals come in or else they fucking eat all of them and leave a disgusting mess
>>62410142no its not, last inflation report dump was negated by the Iran Peace Deal, there's nothing Donald can do to save the market this week.
>>62410147He could announce another peace deal, like he does every week
>>62410146isn't the purpose of snacks for them to be eaten?
>>62410147what if the war ends for real this time? ever think of that?
>>62410157Nigger I've got other fucking clients. These fucking browns will eat 20 god damn bags of chips and leave crumbs and shit all over my office like the fucking piggies they are.
goldbaggies...
>>62410174I'm not bagging, you're bagging.
>>62410143>>62410146US housing starts just imploded as well. Seasonally adjusted hit lowest starts since covid. Maybe due for a revision, but somwhat ominous. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/HOUST
MARGIN BUY ORDERS ARE IN!>MU>WDC>STXMEMORYMAXXERS ARE YOU READY
Tranny melty to the side why exactly are yields staying low despite MU knocking it out the park?
>>62410158you lost 80% last time and it will happen again. bonds were up nicely yesterday, and open ai "making their own chips" is great for anyone with a fab, great for memory companies too because more logic = more demand for memory. it's unequivocally bullish as was yesterday's bond action. literally just buy soxx, there is a massive hardware boom, listen to any tech analyst or listen to any earnings call they are all saying the same thing, or go to chatgpt.com and try the product yourself. if you're bearish now or still in doubt it's because you have a personality disorder.
it is going to dump today
I'm not falling for the fake pump again
>>62410189microchips dont open the strait, fix the great locking of private equity and bring down cost of living and reverse ageing populations, insane i know
>>62410195Green on open into another dump
>>62410197Yes but they allow redditors to buy more manchild nintendo consoles so sneed
>>62410143Well, it's probably more complicated, but I've heard the opinion that it's mostly due to wealthy people/investors pricing average people out. It's not simply basic costs increasing, but median wages just not keeping up with inflation, so any real estate prices increases make them even more unachievable for the average person, who doesn't have much dispable income left, but also tax handouts to wealthy making their disposable income higher and higher, which they use to buy up even more and more assets that average people just can't compete with, basically compounding their wealth to glog up everything. Similar with housing crisis, where real estate was used as an investment vehicle without using its utility, but you can have demand from both ends of the spectrum, though seeing all the AIRBnBs fail doesn't bring any tears to my eyes.
It be pumpin, GAW gods. It be pumpin.
the government could fix it in 1 singular secondjust cap the amount of realestate a single household can own
>>62410197>reverse ageing populationsnever happening, which is why anti aging tech is coming soon, the greatest subscription model yet. literally unlimited cashflow, you do this procedure once per decade if you want to live
KXIAY looking at a 15% gap up on open
>>62410197I reckon it’ll dump
>>62410214no no no, a 50 year mortgage is obviously the better alternative
What in the name of fuck is SPCX doing at +5% pre market?
I've lost my appetite recently. I'm not complaining because I've gained some weight, but it is weird...
>>62410232yeah sameI'm used to 3-4 burgers a day but the last 2 days I've basically eaten like 1 a dayit is weird
am I a doomer for seeing gold reaching 2300-2600?
Feeling a little frothy bros... fomo intensifying
>>62410157But not by them
>>62410214Why are retarded ideas the most infectious?
>>62410116why she black eyes
>>62410135shut up kinggu>>62410138take your meds shiki fag
KekekekekWatching them purposefully keep Wendy’s on the edge of ruggin so Redditors can pay x2 the stocks worth to buy em out.You love to see it.Like a car salesman pretending there’s someone else interested in the car.Gaht dayum those guys are stupid.
I thought GRRR was Gorilla Glue
>>62410232isn't it the weather? hot weather makes you eat less
>>62410253The snacks have a right to be eaten
Good morning. Green day.
> futures
Back home after a month off. When do I buy SOXL weeklies or what's the play?
>>62410195based
>>62410232financially speaking or real appetite
>Futures
I feel like doing baseless predictions with 0 money down, but is anyone else thinking NVDA is not going above 200 eoy?If the CUDA problem with the cards gets fixed I feel we'll be seeing <150 eoy?
ok so if breastfeeding is allowed..
>>62410218by shorting?
>>62410300post more of herwithout bobo
>>62410310didn't made any, I will later and condense them.You can make your own for free on civitai.com, just use a nice Illustrious checkpoints
I am still making money off of sneedisk>retvrn to normalcy editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62410267Even better, it is the gorilla glue that binds my portfolio together and glues me to my smiGRRRs <3This is old, I have even more GRRR now :3
>missed out on semiconductor and memory pumpwhats next ?
>>62410324WENDYS
>>62410324>whats next ?memory
>>62410324US dollar
you can still buy MU for cheap during pre-marketlast chance before the open giga pump
Gonna go hard on the AC market because its.. hehe hot now. But later cold, slowly buying buying Swedish NIBE that will likely get push from EU, heat pumps is a great investment in general. No investment advice
>>62410218So you're up 4500 USD? Good for you.
Line go up
>>62410324Quantum computing, but semis aren't over yet.
>the retard who has been wrong everytime is calling someone else retardedThe only good thing about the tranny being back is because it's a sign things will pump again because of how retardedly wrong he is. Anyway we should all report him for avatar fagging.
>>62410342
>>62410313i have amd gpu bro i cant
>>62410116Look at this please!Micron Technologies is cheap compared to pieres! Do not miss out!
what ifffffffffffthey retard pumped to male ppl go all in and dump it again?i am 95% cash and thinking of going all in on micron but with my luck i am getting raped
>>62410356Wait for another dip? I should've went all in on micron and kioxia but oh wellI wish I was a degenerate
Logically speaking, why would they let crypto die? It's a completely made up market (as in no natural good that is limited by "creation" (don't mean limited in supply)) that you can use to create hype and FOMO, dump on baggies and then rinse and repeatI say this because I just thought>Maybe I should short Crypto nowBut then I saw that everything is dumping, Gold, Silver, Copper, Aluminum. Then I thought>what if these fuckers are going to pump crypto next with that money they pull out of those other markets and I get raped shorting it?
How I can delete?
I need PMs and minors to PUMP right fucking MEOW
>>62410361Crypto is so fake and gay that it should be $0, stocks move on news, events, vibes even, crypto moves on nothing
>>62410116>Tumblr faggotThe worst kind of person....NQ will hit ath soon enough
>copper down 10% from recent peakthis is my recession indicator if it doesn't bounce soon we're all fucked FUCKED I tell ya
>>62410369There goes the neighborhoooodhttps://youtu.be/Id9c5PiJ9KY?si=WgA032Lxb8GM-K_3
Bobo...Dude.... just give up.
>/smg/gets were dooming about MU earnings two days ago during the perfect slurp moment >premarket up 15%lmao, sucks to suck
Even as a bear this is actually insane, wow what a printer
>>62410398i want to be in the markets for a long time not a good time thank you
>>62410403The automotive is very interesting.
>>62410403That always happens. ALWAYS. The "lmao you think line only goes up" crowd treats every red day like a bubble popping.
>>62410398Biz, and brown people in general are great normie sentiments to follow, because they will never have the optimism of a white man, they will reliably project and tell what retail is thinking, this allows me an white optimist contrarian to gush with excitement at the tells.Its like playing poker with a Parkinsons patient, they just cant help it.
>>62410413no mate that doesn't always happen, inflation, rate hikes and oil shortages will kneecap this bull run before any hickups in the actual engines of this cycles begin to show
>>62410403how is tax so low?
PCE in 5 minutesare your anuses prepared?
>>62410398this is obviously a bounce but the slurp was also obviouswe're still in the danger zone and this could easily dump another 20 or 30% then pump 50% who the fuck knows but degen traders are having the time of their life right now
>>62410403>Gross profit>85% marginShiiiiiiieeeeeeeetttt
>>62410419Two more weeks
>>62410423No im locked in on qqq weekly calls
>>62410425Margins projected to rise as well.
>>62410403the correct bear view is these margins will cause capital/competition to flock to it like a flies to shit>muh HBM specialization and IPthose moats could easily thaw out but until then it is indeed a crazy money printer
>>62410423LOL WHO GIVES A SHITLINE GO UP TEEHEE
um PCE was supposed to come in hot and close the gap bobowe're power gapping harder bobowhat happened
>>62410435>flock to itLet me just build a factory real quick.
>PCE match>GDP massive beat>Durable goods massive beatLooks like green's back on the menu boys
>mfw I averaged up on SNXX from $15.26 to $23.65 this week during the dip and it paid off biglybobo? are you okay bobo?
I've been bordering 1 mil net assets since the start of the year and everytime I touch 1 mil something happens to bring me back down. Last time was right before the Iran war started (I was then retarded and held cash for way too long).Last week it hit 1 mil before the memory dip. Today I touched it again on the memory bump but then my other holdings dipped enough that I'm at 995k.I warn you now Anons, the market is going to crash today because G-d won't let me get ahead.
>yields falling like a rock Owai da…. DESU!
Reminder that dividends are your fren!
To the anon who shared the tickers AGNC and NLY, I'd like to thank you again.
Kind of wish it was still red. I just started my risky portfolio after 5 years of building a safe one and its only about 2% of my total stock portfolio.
>>62410454No! Dividends are irrelevant. If you want a return on your investment just sell some shares boss.
>>62410453i am a brainlet, what does it mean when yields go down
SOAP DROP
>>62410441sure China is just sitting on their thumbs
>>62410465what does this mean
>>62410464It means you should've bought calls on TLT
>>62410426when it comes you will statistically be wiped out i will be hurt but still in the game and that's all that matters i wont get rich quick i will be rich in 20 years
>>62410468Yields go down when people buy bonds. People are buying bonds because pce was as expected, so feds are less likely to raise rates, meaning this is as good as it gets for guaranteed money
>>62410261The reason why I hardly bought any. Just bought a little bit to collect some dividends now, wait for the rug pull then go all in. Sometimes just buying a little bit from enough retail investors is enough to trigger the rug pull. Larry Fink is about to lose money on all those houses he bought.
>>62410421>he doesn't know that only the pooryim pay taxes
>Apple Says AI Data Center Boom Has Caused Unprecedented Demand For Memory And Storage, Forcing Price Increases - Statement>-Apple Raises Prices Of Ipads, Macs In Response To Increases In Memory Chip CostsLFG
>>62410464>>62410468Generally, but not always, yields move inverse to the stock market. Yields go up, stocks go down, yields go down, stocks go up. If yields are crashing, it can generally be considered that stocks will probably rise inversely to that crash.
>>62410472When it comes I'll lose a bit of the profit I made all this time while you whined and moaned.
>>62410468Means you finna bougtta get them cheeks busted leveraged semi boy.
>>62410473> People are buying bonds because pce was as expected, so feds are less likely to raise ratesbut the expectation was a hot pce???
>>62410421wdym, why should a company pay more taxes than you after profits while you pay taxes on your income lmao
>>62410466China's move is to release models that require less computing, which may work.
do i buy before opening?
>>62410483Don't hide, just buy.
>>62410464When yields go down, it means the interest payments on the newly issued bonds will be lower than the ones previously issued. This makes the value of the existing bonds higher because they still have the higher interest rate attached, so the market value of the bond gets adjusted higher to be in line with the current yield.
>>62410480Yes its higher than they want but it was exactly what was expected. Market hates surprises. Dot plot remains unchanged, all the tattoos are known, the end.
>>62410486
>>62410475The myth that the rich dont get tax gouged is currently making me upset
>>62410490You need to pay your fair share so our government can spend the money on new pride flags for pride month boss.
>That pre-marketOh mein gott I'm going to coom>MSFT redlol what a mess
>>62410477>he’s so retarded he doesn’t know how bonds workBrother you are fucking dumb.When yields fall, it means stocks will go down. Yields falling means demand for bonds is up, meaning people fleeing stocks.God dayum yall are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. And I bet you, being this retarded, are gambling 10s of thousands.
>>62410490Depends, the richer you get, the more taxed you get, until you get ultra rich, in which case you become a job creator and your wealth trickles-down to the goyim, so you can use plenty of tricks to reduce your taxes close to nothing, so you can keep stimulating the economy.
>>62410478>>while you whined and moaned.>the retailoyim cannot fathom that bears on certain sectors may be bulls on others and are participating in the market Many such cases
>>62410344hey retard, how are you feeling right now?
Can InteractiveBrokers hire someone that isn´t a 100 year old jeet to fix their 18th century UX? I´ve fucking uploaded my fucking document pictures twice already. There aren´t even any denials, they just keep asking me for new pictures as if I never uploaded the previous ones? like wtf.
>GOOGL
intcelbros
>>62410509>Using IKBR Kek brokie!
>>62410465Is this because of Warsh shit? Why is the market getting cold feet now? MU earnings just showed the AI trade is still in play I would think. What’s the deal?
>>62410446>I warn you now Anons, the market is going to crash today because G-d won't let me get ahead.Oy Vey!I keep telling you about to be rich people. SELL! Collect cash for a few years into the bear market. BUY! Assets go up in the next bull market. You beat the algorithm. Or stop already rich people from getting richer due to their own damn algorithms working against them too. That or it is your fault for picking the wrong investments. Sometimes you need to ignore that $20 bill on the floor and get the fuck out.
PLTRbros, will the bleeding ever stop
>>62410446>G-dFucking embarrassing.
>I buoyed MUBankcruptcy announcement in 3 minutes, guys.
>>62410517Llms are worthless dogshit
>>62410517The bond market is for big boys not gambler retards, yields dumped on Semi fears.When they came out, it saw MU earnings for what they were, a load of shit.Yields even fell a bit in response to them right after.
>>62410520no
>>62410512>GODS
Holy fuck life is so short
>>62410538thank fucking god
>gold over 4k again
>>62410541>thank fucking G_dftfy
>>62410520Palantir has spent the last year burying themselves in PR by claiming they basically think people should be goyslaves with no free speech spied on 24 hours a day.It's Orwell-flavored totalitarian communist dictatorship in a free market.Its not hard to see why theyre sucking dick in the market right now.
>>62410321It's the second worst performing stock in my portfolio
>>62410547Skill issue :)
>>62410544Alex Karp could not keep his evil mouth shut. Keeps normal people like me from touching that with a 10 foot pole.
>>62410520Why haven't you fled to Argentina yet?
>>62410551I cant think of a single company thats released a fucking kaczinsky style manifesto other than shitantir lmao
I will be selling my minor calls at a 50% loss today. I learned my lesson fucking with commodities. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62410550the skill issue is buying that absolute pile of dogshit
>>62410526>electricity is retarded why would we ever even use that!
Any hope for my soxs calls?
>>62410558>I learned my lesson fucking with commoditiesDid you really learn something? What did you learn exactly boss?
>>62410520ALL software must continue to suffer until all AI bottlenecks are worked through. it's going to take a couple years. Michael was right on accident
>>62410512Nancy Peloci bought. I'm going to buy in at every paycheck for the next three months.
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>>62410558>minor callslol why would you ever and please tell me it was at least a miner etf and not some obscure miner out in bumfuck brazilthis a slurp if you buy the shares don't do commodity options or futures please
Good morning fellow memory and memory accessory holders
>>62410550True. I should have bought more micron instead. As a result I'm only up 35% in the past 3 months when it could have been so much more.
>>62410565Obviously he's saying he learned not to fuck with them faggler
I will hate MU all my life forever. Hope their (((shareholders))) and their whole family get cancer
>>62410586it will eventually flash crash and leave bag holders but you shouldn't hate the players you're leaving money on the table if you don't at least trade weeklies
>>62410586We're not getting cancer but we are getting money. Is that good enough for ya?
>>62410565They’re too hard to predict and too susceptible to geopolitical externalities. I was grooving bigly up until the Iran conflict. It dipped and I thought it’d recover. Now the market it predicting a hawkish pivot from the fed which is fucking me more. I’m getting out I’ve had enough now.>>62410573It was SIL but yet I learned
>>62410591>the company with an 85% profit margin that just anally annihilated the already ridiculous earnings projections>crashBobo, before you commit hara-kiri, please remember to leave me your BND so I can sell it and buy more TQQQ
>>62410586bit rude, i hope you didnt try and short the thing considering all that is going in its favor
