Everything will be fine, the buyers will begin to squeeze the shorts out edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62413206
>>62415507My pedo thread will just get recycled you thread splitting faggot
>that INFQ pre-market moveWhat??
> futures
>>62415510fuck you, faggot
This is the real bread
>>62415523No fuck you, you queer. Humanity is the only animal that pushes sex back past prime reproductive ages.>>62415524Yeah for cock sucking faggots.
>>62415533As if it's about making babies for you you faggot, you're a baby yourself mentally, which is why you are into little girls to begin with
I AM A HITLERITE AND I SAY: BUY THIS FUCKING DIP YOU RETARDS STEINER GOT OUR BACK.
>>62415533Suck start a 45 bro
I am still making money off of sneedisk>up down up down up down editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Looks like we're starting to recover. Expecting a pump on the open.
>>62415538Wow haven't heard that cope before faggot. Straight out of the angry roasty playbook. Why don't you find some tried up old whore with no eggs left you retard simp faggot. Some of us want to start a family and know that women never grow up anyway you dumb shit.
>>62415546>Some of us wantYeah I already knew you have none
if micron does go to 1300 my entire portfolio gets liquidated
lamest bubble ever
>>62415546Why are you poisoning the thread? Did someone tell the truth too hard about your msft bags or something and hurt your fefes
>>62415553
I accidentally googled bond computer instead of us 10y yield
>>62415551And I already knew you are some simp faggot loser that will repeat whatever some roasty tells him. Go home and cry to your mother about it then. She is the only woman in your life that listens to you anyway. Even without kids I'm some little girl's daddy. You are just some candy-assed momma's boy. Lmao
>>62415558shut up tranny
What the fuck was going on in after hours last night?There’s schizo candle wicks on a bunch of tickers.
>>62415553I feel anon may have regrets.
>>62415561Cope tranny
>>62415566no you tranny
When the major markets cool off the OTC market heats up. Get ya a little MONI so you can have some fun & $ gl
>>62415563>What the fuck was going on in after hours last night?robots fighting each otherOh also Asia had its 1324293845th yearly collapse and India got raped but that always happens
>>62415563That’s been happenin since Sunday bud.Random forex barcodes, corpo bond mkt orders getting smoked, etc
>>62415568I can tell you get absolutely no pussy. If we fought irl it would be an easy win for me.
Stocks Looking Nice!
>>62415577Chequed
>>62415569Thank you sir I have invested in MONI now and I'm sure to MOON.
> If we fought irl it would be an easy win for me.
>>62415575yeah sure fatso
>spicx
>>62415574I see.(I’m a little new to markets so i got no idea lol)
>>62415578White Kid Gets Real Crazy When He Stays @Home!
>>62415575>If we fought irl it would be an easy win for me.
>>62415533we're not animals faggot, you are. go to niggerville and stay there
Can the two homo’s go to a discord server for their gay erp please
>there are actually niggers in this thread who are actially against fucking little gjrls
bet your child wife doesn't have these cannons
The best part about fucking a little girl is pulling her hair back and making her look like a little boy.
>>62415585Don’t worry about it kid.Today, we feast.
can this nigger that is baking to make friends shut up?
MEIN FUHRER…STEINER…STEINER…STEINER’S COUNTERATTACK WAS TOO SUCCESSFUL. MOSCOW HAS BEEN SURROUNDED AND CAPTURED. NOW ANALYSTS ARE AFRAID THAT HIS ARMY MAY BE OVERPOWERED.
Yayus!
>>62415596No that’s just the glowie llms trying to thread poison and prevent discussion on obviously bearish days when the floor could drop outYou win by ignoring them
>>62415507The crash of Xiaomi and BYD is insane. What the fuck is going on?
deleted tranny
The pedo thread is deleted.I'm bearish first time ever now.
>>62415634The market isn't solvent and it's trying to cope with the philosophy of "Line go up forever" while all investors know that this is a house of cards and are as timid as a mouse.
>>62415634>chinkshit stocksNot even once, feel sorry for the poor bastards who went all in years ago thinking it was the future
>>62415634>BABA
>>62415639Also this, Anons who invest in Asian markets need to know that 90% of them cook their books, the last 10% are getting direct assistance under the table from their governments to not go bankrupt overnight. Overall, just don't deal in Asian markets.
>>62415636They’ll still keep it up. Once they realize they can’t, 4chan will go down later today too.
>BofA pointed to signs that end users are pushing back on AI pricing, with corporates "beginning to ration usage and/or shift to cheaper open-source alternatives.">Lower-cost models are "establishing a global price anchor," while new tools are reducing vendor lock-in and increasing price transparency, pointing to "a more commoditised and competitive landscape than implied by record margin expectations.">The bank noted that U.S. hyperscalers have underperformed the S&P 500 by almost 15% since January, describing this as a sign of "growing investor unease about expected returns."And all this while tokens are subsidized between 200 and 300% looking goodThey better hurry with those IPOs or they're not going to be able to dump those money furnaces on retail.
>>62415636>janny dies his job and deletes the pedo thread>pesos rush into this thread to drown out any discussion about anything other than fucking children5:20 pm New Delhi time btw.
>>62415634xiaomi is accused of trying to distill AI training technical modelling information from antropic AI using over 25000 fake accounts that incessantly query antropic to train chinese AIhttps://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/alibaba-stock-sink-explosive-anthropic-170538262.html
I was the first brave soul to call him a pedo bros
White Kid Will Never Get This 1!
>>62415652Theres another country famous for being "child-friendly" that its around lunch time in.Perhaps youve heard of it.
>>62415645>hope black boys avoid mume too brother
>>62415628
MNST, like the absolute legend it is, refuses to bend the knee for the korean overlords.
>>62415777this future post will determine the faith of the markets today
>>62415645>gay levels doublingBUY BUY BUY GAY NOW
>>62415634Chink cook their books like you wouldn't believe. Is like investing in Congo stocks.
>>62415650Need cartel now
>>62415645> buy btc market nyo.
>>62415656what's up $1 robinhoodingz guywill we ever even enter emotional risk level 1 togetherif you ignore me now I will think it is only me who is broken due to your rejection
>>62415510Fucking faggot kike jew
>MSFT is green it's ogre
>>62415654based please distill openAI for more cheap models thx china
>>62415671If it's green, buythat shrimple
Will bobos say yes today?Are they really prepared to get what they want?Time will tell.
Stocks Will Be Your Downfall!
This general is a lot more deranged then usual, people must have lost a lot of money yesterday
Stairs up, elevator down.
Why is the Braziltranny allowed to avatarfag but not the sunakotranny?
>>62415580Yes you are friend, glbtw, they plan on launching this product this month. Enjoy the moonhttps://indexr.ai/616-2/
Any socialists here? I'd get into investing and stocks if I could find a community that despised it as much as I do because otherwise I just look at this shit and say "I dont believe in any of this it is immoral and evil and illogical" and go back to jerking offBasically I'd like to find resources and stocks as a person that does not believe it will "just go up"I last bought GME and sold for maybe 5 dollars profit and that's been it. Every big run I've sat out because I don't believe it will keep going and will crash if I get inEven now, I don't invest because (I have 6k in my bank) I don't think any of these AI adjacent companies will continue to go green and everyone that says they will are sycophants that ideologically believe in it and celebrate this disgusting machine
>>62415694didnt read; never selling
Is it safe to say that Elon destroyed the bull run for a cheap publicity stunt?
>>62415694>any socialists here?r/suckingbigfatdicksforstockmoney is that way champ
Yeah Man! This Guy Is Cigarette Retarded!
>>62415694Just STFU niggercommunist retard.
>>62415704Trying To Cop A Couple Cartons+$1,000Cash!
>>62415686I don’t know what is going on based on a vibes analysis
Wow this thread sucks
Salmon only run a few days a year.
>>62415714The fingerpointing has begun
>>62415694As europoor ofc I am socialist, but you seem a bit schizo friend.
>>62415694I am sure there will be.Many smiggers will become nazis or commies, out of a deep sense of self denial, unable to admit that it is their fault they bought 3x leveraged semis on 3x leverage, must be capital or the juice fault!
>>62415694
>>62415728the only people allowed to blame market manipulation are oil baggies
>CNBC>@CNBC>OpenAI and Anthropic face new AI reality as companies shift from tokenmaxxing to efficiencynew meta just dropped
Yeah! This 1 Cost Like $500!
>>62415720This is barely a flesh wound and people are getting gamey
>>62415735>>@CNBC>>"tokenmaxxing"
>>62415694>I adjacent companies will continue to go green and everyone that says they will are sycophants that ideologically believe in it and celebrate this disgusting machineyou are going to need to detach emotion as much as you can from investing doesn't mean you have to ignore your morals but if you were sitting out the past few years i would say you probably don't have enough information on the overall breadth of the market and what the AI boom actually is to make such large sweeping calls and invest accordingly, i just buy companies with strong brand recognition and fortress balance sheets with the exception of service now
yeah we are going to dump on open
>>62415733Yeah but spacex baggies are all loooking for someone to blame in their threads.That was the most obvious “affendi, you have won again, you are playing with HOUSE MONEY now, why not raise the stakes?” -> loss chasing scam ever, the same shit being worked since ball and cup games of 7000 BC.Retards will always lose money and blame someone else. Baggies have been bailed out so many times thanks to the war, to lose money at this point you have to be truly transcendentally greedy and also retarded.
Stocks Still Looking Good! No Beer Situation! Just Doing Stocks! Beer Not Ruin Dreams!(White Kid Repeat Offender)!
All you guys have to do is buy MSFT at the bottom and hold it for a 2x but instead you gamble on bubble stocks with margin and let Korean teenagers shit down your throat three times a week. You won't make it because you are fucking retarded goys.>Buy high>Sell low>MU at 990? Eewww sell everything >MU at 1250? Time to blog post retard thesis about chips going to infinity foreverThe stupidest fucking goy shit every time /smg/. I swear you faggots were born for the sole purpose of being exit liquidity
Maybe I can't write coherently but was it really that "schizophrenic" that I just fundamentally hate the stock market and the gung ho attitude people haveI don't want to be a permawagie
>>62415666Checked and based. Have you considered being racist?
>>62415751Yeah, Warsh totally looks like that
>>62415761The only way of not being a wagie is to turn to a life of criminality. I´m too scared to disappoint my mommy to do this thoughbeit.
Greenback bros, we are so back
>>62415743Yeah I should I suppose. Thanks. What do you mean though specifically for the latter half? Like don't buy Micron right now with 0 knowledge or something?
>>62415735The Deep Seek moment was a great entry point.
Extreme zipperhead fatigueHappy Fryday I guess
Oil is at $69A fitting number to fuck over oil baggies
its soooooooooo overkek baggies
On what news?
im allergic to losing money. i liquidated my stock holdings yesterday. sold everything except the ETFs.feeling pretty good about this.
is there anything green even today
>>62415554>oh no we spent too much on GPUs and ram>hyperscalers slow spending by 25%>chips crash 90%>hyperscalers go back to athI already told you guys the playbook. Buy AMZN/GOOG/META/MSFT. Buy SOXL after every last dumbass here stop asking "why line go down red" or "what do I buy" or "hey I'm new is it too late to buy DRAM"
Beer Is 2Fanny1!
>>62415785Solid dividend players. Its more index rebalancing tbqh
>>62415770Basically, i started and still mainly do to this day buy companies i have a deep knowledge of from either working with them or being a customer of them. and if you don't want to do that then just read the business overview and risks assessment part of the companies 10k annual report on https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/ doing this you will understand whatever it is your a buying better then 99% of people buying it institutional investors included. for making DCF's if you dont have excel just use google spreadsheets and keep the DCF simple you should know enough about the company before you input growth assumptions, or just by a index ETF
>>62415794>stock goes -30%>unf that juicy 2.31% dividend
All I want is to make enough money shorting AI that I can buy the island of St Helena and use it as a foundation for a massive Cyclopean 2 mile tall neoclassical tower in the middle of the Atlantic filled with Vogue models of scandwegian/slavic descent to feed me grapes.Is that really so much to ask?
>>62415797i am a amateur so keep that in mind reading this i am not some battle tested stock picking sage
>>62415510
>>62415785>MSFT +1.22%I shilled it over 100 posts yesterday>SCHDgreen>TMgreen>JEPIgreen>AMZNgreen>METAgreen>VOOredthat's my entire portfolio at the moment. The only red is VOO.
>VIX 20 but breadth approaching March and 2025 November lowsHmmm
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS PROVIDED GREAT ENTRY POINTS INTO GREAT STOCKSMY OPINION IS YOU CANNOT GO WRONG BUYING TODAYJUST MY 2 SENSE
>>62415800Line goes up forever, sometimes it ducks.
I PUSH AND FEEL NOTHING
>>62415563The most obvious thing happened in worst Korea, again.
looks like another SOXL buy day, guaranteed 10% by Monday.
>>62415804it kind of is a big ask
>>62415813It’s in the bag. These bear posters are here right on queue
Why does trump keep giving us good times to buy? Can someone explain why he's so nice to stock investors?
Beer Is 2Gud1!
Why are all the CNBC streams so shit today? They keep freezing or don't work at all. Do you guys know a good one?
Apple increased prices…
Lol 1 Week Here!
>>62415694>buy low>sell highIs it THAT difficult?Just buy a good business you understand when it looks low in any scale, unreasonably if you can (e.g. Trump's newest stupid outburst or idea). Then wait for it to go up in a fraction (a tenth to a half) of that scale, unreasonably if you can (e.g. news and hype), and sell it.Goes lower? Either sell at a loss because you will win most trades, or use it as a store of value because (I hope) you chose a quality business.
>>62415813>>62415820>It happened the last time that means it will happen againCeos are openly calling chip producers faggots now and blaming them for inflation. Everyone knows it's millions of retail faggots dogpiling DRAM/SOXL. Actual non retards can't even mention the tickers without laughing hysterically at the new meme you degenerate faggots have created. The infinity money glitch will be patched like always and instead of adapting you will keep slamming your head into the wall even though they gave you multiple warnings recently with giga crashes in the sector.You are the same people that bought monkey nfts. Spcx at 220 and btc at 100k. You shouldn't even manage your own money you are too fucking stupid to even know what you are doing >He's a bearNo I'm just not gonna get rug pulled in the goy slaughter. Buy fucking anything else other than chips, oil or gold you faggots literally just dogpile commodity bubbles then get rugged
>>62415800Well the rebalancing is happening now, enjoy holding those bags theyre about to get heavier. Ive already moved to SCHD VYM indeces as well as individual players like MCD HCA HD O among other dividend aristocrats
White Kid Is Doing Crypto!
Anyone saw the spikes in SPCX in pre market?
$10k in SOXS down to $3397. How do I fix this? Do I buy SOXL at the same time or something else?
I think the Dao of the current market is hidden inside of steak The steaks at the Co op come from local farms at around 3$ more than the 4 chain grocery stores, and yet there is no comparison between the two, it’s an absolute cliff in quality.And I am not some wine fag or something who imagines great differences between indistinguishable things.They really are massively different and yet the difference in price is a hair even for a 18$ an hour wagie.One is chewey old and disgusting, pure protein might as well be turkey, the other is succulent and rich and cooks perfectly. I think if I understand the implications of this, I will understand the market, the value of labor, and the economic activity of this society such as it is to-day.
>>62415862Sorry, was supposed to do this 30 mins later. I hope Mr. Shekelstein is not going to punish me for this.
anyone else in CROs and Biotech stock? thinking of picking up ICLR
>>62415694sure my guy, tru socialism can only be achieved tru stocks and investing in general larger pools of money make more money and national funds like Norway’s Sovereign Wealth Fund can achieve UBI as a form of dividendshttps://toolbox.finland.fi/life-society/finlands-basic-income-experiment-2017-2018/>aka every normie has to forced to invest into funds since age 3
So it seems to me like the Iranians don't understand our understanding, and have begun to try to cripple the world's economy again. The only thing that can get through their stupid fucking towels is having bombs dropped on their heads. I hope our leader does the right thing and begins kinetic action again soon boss.
>>62415863
>>62415863Baghold til 2028
so I just buy soxs on open and make free money?
OPEN THE CASINO
>>62415877I don't plan on selling but I need to make some money back. This is basically my only holding
>Ships Transiting Now % of normal>103.3%WTF, Hormussy can do that!
>>62415866A high steaks gamble
>>62415631King. Did you buy HOOD?
MY DICK IS SO FUCKING RETARDED LET'S FUCKING GO
>>62415879yeahthe crabing is boring as fuckI WANT TO GAMBLE AAAAAAAA
If stocks are such a great investment why am i losing all my money?
>>62415869>create government bloat and hire a bunch of Jews that charge fees and steal your paycheck before you see it your entire life to buy stocks they cherry pick based on nepotism.>government tells you when and how you can use your moneygrim as fuck. I really do hope you faggots grow up one day and learn how to take care of yourself like a man instead of expecting some kike in the capitol to babysit you
we’re about to witness generational poverty in ~24min
>>62415863how did this happen? when did sox go down 70%?
>>62415729loved this game. how are my stocks doing today
EBIT-DUH
>>62415863Well start by selling SOXS now, like yesterday.
cash chadswhat we buying?i want to buy puts so bad but i dont trust joose
>iren announces massive atm >xfag cult members insist dilution is needed for growth>iren becomes the jersey sponsor for golden state warriors Can't wait for the baggie cope on this one
>>62415901>What are we buying Tendies and coca cola
>>62415883Yeesh. I've been in your position before with SOXL, not quite this extreme thoughbeit. I sold CCs and averaged down and bagheld for about a year and a half. Good luck anon.
>>62415869You just described social security and it hasn't worked either.
>>62415895nvm it said soxs..you wont be able to time the bubble. could be a month or a year. better to swing soxs on a down day.
>>62415905fuck youstop making me want to buy junk in this heat
>>62415873Israel doesn’t like the deal and that what people think drives it, but neither do the realpolitikers who run the world and have most of the money, the Kissengers and the Bismarcks and the JP Morgans.Can’t run no empire without fear, fighting every disagreement with actual bullets, you go bankrupt that way.If we let em get one over on us it’ll never end, every thirdie with a bone to pick will target our choke points.We have to win and win in a way that makes thirdies afraid to bring their disagreements forward.That’s the calculus anyway.Once the wars back on I’ll buy.
sorry for sperging out good ddr4 is almost my monthly paycheck and then i saw redditors boasting about their micron gambles
>>62415860Nick Guzuman Wants To Do Crypto2!
>>62415873War is not the answer.
>MUThink this PoS can drop below 1000 again? I wanna slurp.
>the striahgt is closed again>Iran declares the straight will never go back to the way it was>they also declared and presented their Tolls going forward at a meeting in Beijing WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOOWHAT'S THAT? OH THAT'S JUST THE 'YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP' ALARM
Sad I bought UUUU this shit has been drilling down for the past month
FUCK IT I AM BUYING PUTS AAAAAAAAAA
>>62415915ngmi
I will be selling puts on Sneed disk todayThank you for your attention to this matter
SHAWTAY WANNA TEXT ME SAY SHE WANNA SEX MEL-O-L SMILEY FACEL-O-L SMILEY FACESHAWTAY SENT A DICK PICSAYING COME AND GET THISL-O-L SMILEY FACEL-O-L SMILEY FACE
>>62415928there will be more sneedisk/MU profit-taking, and then it will recover slowly towards the end of the day
>>62415932At what loss? I'm down 30-50% on all of my miners (UEC, DNN and LAC).
>>62415918>cant run the world without fearit would be beneficial to use fear sure... we just look like fucking clowns though. but when you spend infinity billion dollars to bomb brown people for decades with no resolution you just look like you aren't even a legitimate threat to anyone>lost war in korea>lost war in vietnam>lost war in afghanistan>lost war in iraq>lost war in iranhey man atleast we could snatch a guy out of a favela in Venezuela where everyone is busy doing coke and twerking and they don't even care bout the government at all. we are winning so fucking biglyits just old faggot boomers trying to pump their war and oil stocks. they should be hung on television for treason.
>>62415942I'll wait it out then.
>>62415891Bc you’re stupid unlike all of us
>>62415905So Stork and CC?
>>62415924I concur, but we need to respond with kinetic action from another SMCO as that is the only way to get through to these lunatics boss.
>>62415924But It was the question
RIP
Either the oil market is completely broken or I'm much dumber than I thought.
>>6241594420%
>>62415937Ty for your money
>>62415946“Lost” but so did the oposition.The point of the wars isn’t to bring freedom and democracy my lil idealist baby brain.The point is to give the new kid who thinks he’s hot shit an ass kicking so everyone remembers who runs the shot caller is in this mufuckin cell block ya dig?I know you /pol/acts think it’s just Zionists but it ain’t.It’s everyone with a stake in the empire.You don’t gotta be love or even respected, but you do need it to be the case that Salaman Bakarm doesn’t think he can get away with nationalizing that Cobalt mine from American Cobalt Incorporated and handing it to Indian Natural Resources when the state department send you a strongly worded letter.
SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>>62415953Im down 300k this month and I know Im smarter than your autustic forever alone ass. Luckily its pocket change but a rough month by normie standards.
>>62415928Risky slurp of the day>>62415931Are we still talking about Hormuz?
>>62415967enjoy my 21 euros on 50x leverage bro
>>62415973The average 9to5er would contemplate suicide after losing 20k
>>62415973Losing money is never fun, glad your pockets are deep so you can give it away without stressing over an average years salary
>He isn't slurping the scheduled mid year rebalance
memory bubble finally popped
>>62415971If anything, Iran won.
>>62415965Oil market, like much of the commodities space, is completely fake and gay.
>>62415985You needed to tell me to sell ahead of time so that I would have money to slurp. Instead I just hold and wait.
>>62415978Ask me again next year and it might be Taiwan or Malacca
>>62415966I'm stuck bagholding. Fuck it, it'll go up eventually.
>>62415971the only reasons for war are colonial or total war. anything else is boomers and Jews making money killing goys.we should be collecting Iraqi oil as tribute for the next 200 years instead we just blow up a bunch of shit and rebuild it so kikes can line their pockets and we dip out with the world in a worse state than it was before.>its not zionistsits literally all zionists
>>62415965Nah its literally everyone else who is mistaken, anon. Dont worry
>>62415999all needs to beheaded
How do people that trade 0dte spy with 20 or so small plays a day not get completely fucked by wash sales?? am I missing something, I feel like I see reditors all the time post there gains from 200 to 30,000 saying they made 50 or so small trades that day but I dont see how they dont get screwed over in the end if they took a bunch of losses to get there.
>>62415965no it's the kids who are out of touch!
>>62415985>He thinks this is from the rebalancing
>>62415998Anons were shilling it about 10 months ago or so...
i was up +1.00% yesterday let's see what happens today
>>62415998>I'm stuck bagholding. Fuck it, it'll go up eventually.Eventually doing a lot of heavy lifting here
GTA6!!!!!!! Is Being Released Nov 19th, 2026! White Kid Wants To Do Crypto With Nick Guzuman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62415990Tell that to Khamenei, oh wait, he's fucking dead boss.
>>624160101 year should be enough.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
NO MARKET TODAY ITS CANCELLED.
bang bang bangtime to eat shit
It's over
Big green candles day incoming
Looks like everyone's slurping MU again. Fuck this gay earth.
Oh shit China just had their 9/11 event. Sell everything boss.>>>/pol/537844204
>>62416015I cannot stand holding bags. I admire your patience.
Paper hands shaked out again kek.
So, jews are mad based chinese found a way not to pay ten gorillion to learn from their AI. Sounds like a chinese W to me.
why is baba dumping so hard? chinamen are trading it below 90. i didn't think that was ever going to happen again.
>>62416026Incoming China forever war in Afghanistan? Bullish.
>>62416025give them a few minutes
>>62415965>acting like you have any knowledge of the nuances of the super fake and gay paper oil market that's literally fucking rigged to not go too high ever>just watch a YouTube video and now you are (((educated)))buy oil when its in the 50s next time champ instead of trying to predict the Holocaust based on YouTube videos
ah fuck
>>62415972this but in all lower caps.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING NEWS
>>62416016Based
>>62416026>plane hits Chinese sky scraper >plane is fucking obliterated>building barely has a tentChinese steel folded 10,000 times
>>62416026lol
I AM NOT OPENING MY PORTFOLIOI AM NOT OPENING MY PORTFOLIOI AM NOT OPENING MY PORTFOLIO
Do I check my broker?
Feeling like a true intcel
UH OHUS MARKET IS OPEN AND ITS FRIDAYPREPARE TO GET NIGGERED
>>62415507Are we back to red dick days?
>can kill you easily with bare metal hands>can satisfy your women easier, powered by solar infinite energy unlike your bio ass needing nutrients>cannot escape them with their starlink GPS brainsits over. We're gonna be enslaved in the GTA VI VR pods while our women get big clanker cock at the robot sex dungeons.
UMAC is probably going to +15% today. I dunno I bought some lottery tickets it always pumps when war is in the news. They make drones and Donald Trumps son is literally on the fucking board of directors.
>>62416047Not even a scratch
>>62416026Shitty little Cessna 172, nigger are you retarded?
>>62416013I just find it funny we're going back to the old Obama deal, but now Iran gets a bunch of free money on top and all of its sanctions lifted. But hey, as long as oil is down it's good with me.
I just upgraded round trip to and from Europe to Delta One for only 1k. That's like an 8k ticket one way that I got both ways for 3k. I couldn't not do it...
>>62416053Kek, glad I sold that shit at 130. Could've held to 140 but then I'd get my hopes up and end up stuck with it.
>>62416047*bonk*
>>62416047China has just experienced a tragedy that will leave a generation of men wounded and shell shocked with PTSD and you're fucking laughing boss?
>GLDM going up every day i inch towards being able to dump my gold bags without incurring a -7% realized loss
So I'm up but I'm defensive so I can only assume you guys are bleeding red
>>62416045Finally~ I was waiting when will Putin have enough~~
What is it today...
The most cucked V ever just happened.
>>62415575I'm 300 lbs lean. I could hold you down and rape you with my red dog dick on a whim. Don't try me...
>>62416056>can satisfy your women easierSame can be said for you, prepare for some big titty cyborg bitches to tickle your prostate in the most perfect way imagineable
>>62416066I had a strong feeling to take the profit at 140 but I fell for the "going to 200" meme
>MSFT +2.4% and mooningI'm not a bagholder anymore yay
Bobros how we feeling
>Bought IBUY at 135>Bought ARKK at 153>Bought Silver when it was around $90I think I should just keep my money in the bank bros
>earning whispers stopped posting free charts to twitter
>>62416016LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IBM is the only thing in my watchlist thats green kek
Is volume always this weak sauce in the morning?Or maybe yesterday was just unusually chaotic?Nobody is doing anything.
>>62416083Buy DRAM
>>62416081I'm only down 30% now. Yay.
Sold my putsLet's pump now pls
>>62416026literally the exact same thing happened to the twin towers years before 9/11
Holy fuark a MSFT red chimney just flew over my house.
the market's gonna forget all about OpenAI IPO delay by Monday and resume the ill-advised pamp as scheduled if there's one constant in these chaotic times, it's the forgettability of the market
ATTENTION ALL BOBOS SPAM BEARISH SENTIMENT ON THE FINVIZ SENTIMENT TRACKER https://finviz.com/
I dont know if there is a scam going on or something but FCEL ALWAYS goes down by ten percent and then up by 15 the day after. EVERY SINGLE TIME, im just making money buying and selling this shit over and over
Wendy's brosWagmi. Moass soon
My DRAM option calls are down 20% at open. Why did Korea do this to me?
Purported reason for the market sharting itself today?
>>62416091average down right now imo. shits going back to 500 just leave a sell order at 500 and fuck off till it rings that you made a bunch of $
>Micron earnings beat fuels hopes for tech rally rebound8h later>Semiconductor stocks retreat over worries about memory costsHoly slop, kill all these people. Hunt them down.
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
>The absolute state of MSFT Candles.
>>62416107Call it a dead cat bounce
>>62416104It's been sharting itself all week. I blame nigger Friday.
short micron
>>62416111CheckedIt's Zipper Friday nowZipper MondayZipper Tuesdayetc.
>>62416106>getting shaken out by fudd
Someone here bought NBIS at 300.
>>62416116>he bought?
>software up biglyI think we're rotating now.
>>62416108it way panic oversold yesterday. I posted over 100 times shilling MSFT yesterday. every single one of you niggers told me it was jeeted and going to zero>+3% and mooning
>>62416104Korean hypervolatility and American fear.
>>62416121Tickers to slurp?
>>62416090>158% up last 6 months>11% down last weekI dunno bro…
I should have bought more GAW
>>62416122Mooooning Saar
>now up 6% after taking 20% from menigger
>>62416106it's almost as if the market is full of retards up and down the ranks from retail to institutional. crazy!
>>62416106>>62416116its not fudd its true. Tim cook from apple was openly shitposting on social media saying its microns fault for price fixing chips and that they are the inflation monster.chips will be sacrificed to beat the inflation boogey man. never bet on tops of commodity bubbles... doesn't matter if its silver, gold, oil or chips the price will come down for the greater good which is lowering interest rates.
My Health care stuff is still up. How is KMB.I still believe in the rotation not recession.
>>62416126>GRRR>RDDT>NOW>PLTR>ADBE
>>62416107i sold my space bags during euro hours for a 17% loss
Am I retarded for paying $20/m worth of market data on IBKR?
>>62416137This is a troll post. Shame on you!
>>62416134Fags like Tim Cocklover should know about supply and demand
>>62416134>falling for obvious market manipulation tactics so his friends can buy cheapiesHave you learned nothing from trump
MSFTbros you did it! Beated the 360Now, on to 370 Maybe?
>>62416134I´m not even talking about that blud, just about the phenomenon of these articles having one headline and then changing it a bit later when the facts on the ground change.
I don’t think I can hand this schizo market
A good day to buy>I'm out of liquid cashFug
>>62416143>supply and demandmag7 simply will announce they aren't buying at current prices or buying less and SOXL/DRAM -90%. that's what's going to happen. when? I dunno... but go ahead and screencap it so you can remember why you blew up your account
>>62416141have you made money using the data?
>>62416141Yes. Either buy indexes or just browse smg and you'll get all the data you need~
>>62416150What about solid cash? Gaseous cash?
>>62416126$NOW$CRM$INTU$ADBE$PLTR+$NFLX
Nigger gooks
deploy the V!
>>62416159>$NFLXReality is getting interesting i'm bulish on NFLX.
Why are >we hypersensitive to gooks now of all times
>>62416169They rule the ameribussy, everyone wants big korean tech
>>62416168I mean bearish.I'm just so bullfag can't type bearish.
Micron's never falling below 1100 again, huh? Fuck it I'll buy at 1120. What can little retail cuck like me do.
Micron doing a little recovery before tumbling back down, at this point I just want damage mitigation desu
>>62416169Because the ai build out sent hundreds of billions over seas to asian companies for ram
>>62416168my girlfriend literally said "all they have is gay shit". NFLX is going to shit man their only hopium was the WBD deal that didn't happen. they have zero IPs worth a damn and 100000 competitors now. GOOG and AMZN are going to put them out of business doing the same thing but better.
Will Nasdaq computer be green ever again?
>>62416183Netflix deserves it for what they did to Blockbuster boss.
SHOO SHOO MUMU TODAYS A BOBO DAY
>>62416150Kinda wish I waited to buy now. Very good deals on the call options I bought.
>market open>folio is -1.50% down>go take a shit and come back >folio is -0.50% down thank me later
Is SOXL's new bottom like 215 now?
>>62416195Can you go for 10 more shittings?
>>62415507Whats the damage, I have not checked since open
>>62416189true.. replacing a wholesome family friendly IRL experience that required going outside with a digital lazy goy service to pump tranny programming into the house they never leave is demonic as fuck
>>62416169Idk but at this point I need to deleverage hard. I just know theyre going to cause a crash from their leverage antics, a black swan basically
(((They))) want the spx to hold above 7325 for options expiration but you can still lose the 50 day on the sp over the long weekend even if that gets pulled off.
Why is VIX >20 when it's sunny outside my window?
>>62416198sorry buddy, you're gonna have to wait 10 days
V DEPLOYED
>>62416150Idk about that I already bought at these prices, not about to buy and see Monday ooen 20% lower kek. If we pump then what I already have invested shall bring my portfolio backup. If we dump well damn good thing Im not all in. I refuse to get left a bagholder.
do you trust this green
>>62416159>intu>news just dropped of investigation into security fraudIs this list a troll
I hate jeetsoft so muchIt makes no sense that their stock price keeps going up and the rest all down
>MUOH LAWD HE COMIN
ibm achievement in lithography, sub nanometer transistorhttps://research.ibm.com/blog/sub-1nm-node-chips
TRIPSANDWEREALLYRIPS
>>62416221It's over
>>62416221NOW WE'RE ENTERING A FULL BLOWN BEAR MARKET
>>62416209its literally 100% chip faggots fault. everything else is set up for a golden bull run after rates are lowered but the chip cult faggots want 1 stick of ram to cost 1 trillion dollars so they can "make it" at the expense of literally everything else in the world tanking
OIL IS DYIJG
>>62416218>Keeps going up It's don't nothing but dump all month, why are you surprised that it's finally having a green day?
>>62416220>5 or more years to commercial viability
>>62416221If you can't get digits, you're going to have to go back to the reddit, and you can take their stupid fucking frog with you fagget.
>>62415760>MSFT +3.5% and mooningWHO COULD PREDICT THE BOTTOM? ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO TIME THE BOTTOM. DONT EVEN TRY TO TIME BOTTOMS GOY YOU ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHEN ITS THE BOTTOM
>>62416183I can't think of anything they've made since they butchered the Witcher. They had a recipe for gold and they fucked it up by giving it to people who hate gold.
>>62416230it was thought impossible, they were gonna have to move to gallium or something but silicon until 2035 is a big deal
>>62416229BullshitYou're confusing them with NvidiaSo many green days for jeetsoft in the last month or so, even when the whole market was going down
do not abandon us david soxl
DEAD CAT BOUNCE SELL
>>62416236Everything is impossible until someone makes it possible~
>INFQCan this piece of shit pump harder
>>62416240??? they are down 30% in the last month... you shorted a multi year bottom because you don't like Indians and your portfolio is probably all SNDK and MU which is jeeted to the core fucking idiot
Oh good they are still posting chartsNext week on /smg/
>>62416243there's a key to every lock and a path to every destination
DRAM on a moon mission.
Thank you for purchasing my Sneed disk puts earlier this morning
>>62416246My portfolio is 6 stocks of NVDAI've been looking at the trends and jeetsoft keeps going up
Hard life being an intcel, earnings date feels so far away
>>62416248the CEO of PFE is going to NKE. Kinda weird. I would never buy retail shit like that but it might be cooking. all the broccoli haired kids gambling on 0dtes are probably using the lunch money to buy sneakers I dunno
>>62416258FCEL is the superior incel tendies provider
>>62416263There's a femcel ticker?
>>62416236>it was thought impossibleIt's a marketing term. Process names have been decoupled from actual gate measurements for a long time. It's not actually sub-nm, the actual breakthrough is the 3d stacking of transistors (nanostack) instead of the contemporary nanosheet.
>>62416250Not every destination has a path, and keys can be destroyed leaving you with a lock and no keys. Stop spreading outright lies boss.
damn, schwab just gave me a good ass fucking fill, like instant 1%
The V is deploying
every single ID is green how the fuck aren't we pumping
>>62416268>tripfag doomer Have you ever actually contributed something that wasnt retarded to these threads
>>62416248Has Nike managed to bring manufacturing home?
>>62416267>it's a marketing termit's a material increase in transistor density on a piece of silicon i don't care what they call it
>>62416276Yeah, but that was before faggots like you showed up and made the thread gay as fuck faggot.
Indian Guy Is Married To Anna Look@U!
>>62416276you have to wait for him to post one of his troll fake plays that he shills with conviction to try to fuck people over and inverse it. inverse baggler has made me a lot of money its one of the best indicators on /SMG/ if you know you know
>>62416289>>62416289>>62416289
>Ride calls on DRAM stocks until lunch.>Then switch to (next week’s expiry) puts to hold over the weekend.R8 my strategy.
>MSFT +4%YOU CANT TIME BOTTOMS. SELL THE BOTTOMS. MSFT IS GOING BANKRUPT AHHH JEETS AHHH SELL EVERYTHING AHHH DONT BUY CHEAP STUFF BUYING CHEAP STUFF IS DANGEROUS AHHHHHHHHH BUY RAM CALLS INSTEAD ITS WAY SAFER AND ITS GOING UP 5000% MORE JUST WAIT AND SEE
Nq megaphone bull
>>62416296ok but it's still a jeet company
>>62416208Do (((they))) ever fail at what they want to do?
>>62416251I'm still down 10% from 20% at open.
>>62416276yes ghetto booty bitches back in the day or was that the other one
>>62416216No? It's up 4% today.
