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>ELF
>>62416296>BUY THE TOP>SELL THE BOTTOMSMG is full of retarded niggers and I want a personal apology from every single one of you today and you will be allowed to buy half my MSFT at $415
MARKET, SLOW DOWN
hell yeah wagmi
MSFT bottom is in, 500$ eoy. MU is over
I simply hold. Not slurp tier not with the recent developments on semi news. If stuff pumps, I still win. If it dumps my losses are minimized from now slurping.
TIME TO PUMP
Prepare your angus
Indian Guy Married The Anna Lady Who 2x Look@U!
>your option has gained more than 20%>open app>about the same price-_- these bots changing the price to levels they wont buy off you is really annoying. Its temporary too like they just removed their ask wall
>>62416310based. chip trannies are not going to be allowed to cause inflation anymore. its a national security issue.
Going to use some of my gains from selling puts to buy some more storage since I don't see supply catching up with demand anytime soon
we are so back. congratulations on surviving another bear market my brahmin brothers
Sorry, but the dip is too weak for me, I will need better than this..
>>62416332Anon just buy so market can dump and I can make more money on SOXS
DRAM bear trap just V’d
>>62416332>dipevery position I have is green except VOO (-0.04) that will end green today.stop buying pico tops of commodity bubbles faggot. tim cook personally saying MU is the sole cause of all inflation in the world yesterday is telling you exactly what the play is going forward. if you are still in chips you are going to have a bad time
>>62416332Kek same. It's literally at the levels I bought the other day except I didn't swing the bag away on the pump. Not about tonrisk my whole portfolio though.
>>62416302You are going to be bag holding that in a week
Where you at mumu
>>62416339More like DRAM just dead cat bounced and will be trading under a buck and reverse splitting soon boss.
So what’s the narrative for the dip this time? OpenAI delaying their IPO?Slow Friday too. Did everyone start their weekend early?
Microdick still too expensive
>>62416349Wow someone who actually has a decent answer to the question, "What are you going to do about all of the niggers?"
>>62416344Tim Cook is just a whiney chinese spy who wants to put ching chong ram in his iToys
Sold off everything this week. Time to relax for a couple of years and wait for the chips to fall
>>62415694I, too, am a fucking retard. How do I lose money, /smg/?
>>62416346possible if Iran does dumbshit over the weekend. I'll buy more if it drops this is my highest conviction play by a mile right now
My RDDT & ASTS finally a lil doing something :3>>62416358Heartbreaking: The worst poaster you know just made an excellent point
Anyone here have summer fridays at their wage cage? Prob the best perk ever.
Bullflag forming on BB?
>>62416369No what's that
> nows
Boomer coin coming back. Please save my AGQ.
>>62416344>memory is a commodity and comes in cycles
The ai slop fatigue is real, time go all in on MSFT
>>62416344>tim cook personally saying MU is the sole cause of all inflation in the world yesterdaya lot of butthurt from the man who caused the shortage
>>62416381this is fine
What the fuck, the thread was so slow I thought everyone roped from another disaster day but I'm giga green. Stop scaring me like that guys.
>>62416390>ai slop fatigue is real, time to go all-in on the company that helped coin the term ai slop by fatiguing its customers
>>62416387>using goybook to listen to jews named Ben shilling pico topsNGMI. you are like schizo faggots that think oil will go to $200 or gold is going to infinity>memory isn't cyclicalzoom out of SOXL faggot. you can literally see the cycles
Fuck. Should've bought more META.
>>62416392who caused it is irrelevant. the most important issue in the world is US interest rates. the federal government cant afford its own debt and needs to lower rates. we have to "beat" inflation to lower rates and inflation right now is 100% oil and chips. they already tanked oil and now they will tank chips. we will get a rate cut by the end of the year and everything will be green except chip faggots, oil faggots and shiny rock faggots that were trying to price gouge bubble prices
>>62416369why would you like spending your fridays in your car
>>62416134balls to the wall if you doubt micron
It's... too green. I actually want to some of my puts to go through or at least get some nice premiums next week. Can we reverse about half the green?
I slurped too early
>>62416409I'm sorry, I just can't trust a man who married a tranny boss.
>FCEL up 30% and counting
>>62416325what happen
>>62416406retardo the US CPI weight for anything remotely related to "chips" is basically nothing. US gov does not give a shit about corpos fighting over margins
>My Equnior somehow ended up very slightly green despite the daily -4% oilYou can try the sake me out of my position with your infinite stupid ass treasury money, Scotty Bussy, but you will NEVER win against me. I have all the time I need. I *AM* more solvent than you can make the market stay irrational. I can and I WILL wait until reserves are depleted and I WILL make sure you get shortsqueezed up the ass. For which I'm sure will give you the orgasm your gay ass craves.
>finally get into semis>it keeps dumpingI'm not concerned, but it really does seem to happen pretty much every time.
US is kicking China out of DUV/EUV... Uhhh doesn't this mean China is just gonna create their own standard now. We're gonna get taken to the cleaners like we did with EVs.
CHYNA catching up IPO planned for this yearYou buying?
>>62416396Post positions thx
>>62416418MSFT and APPL both raised prices across the board on all of their products yesterday and pointed the finger directly at chip niggers.if you are bulling chips now you are literally fighting the fed and you are going to lose eventually. get out. or don't I don't care what you do with your McDonald's check faggot... I just want you to know when you lose it all why you lost it
>>62416417Drags drone as loot
>>62416422Forgot pic.
>>62416430>msft
>>62416431which war
>>62416429I'm pretty 50/50 split between MRNA and Hycroft. Hycroft likely won't end green because they've just been sharting for days now but MRNA has been very strong recently.Though scary because it is pretty much all priced in from their influenza vaccine being approved by the FDA on August 2. If by for some reason the FDA ignores the """experts""" they themselves called out to review the vaccine then the stock will dump through Earth's core.
>>62416428>chinkstocksNot even once
GO GRRR GO!!!GRRR GO GO!!!
>>62416438fag war II
>>62416369I get out of the wagie cagie early on Fridays at least
White Kid Is Doing eBay! Now!
>>62416430iphones and xbawks are not a meaningful part of the CPI
>>62416435what is the point of this when chinese spies are in all the cutting edge labs anyway?
>MSFT up 5%they never listen. they hate making money. they always buy the top. they always panic sell the bottom. they always laugh at companies that are cheap and they always buy the top of bubbles. they are goys. they come from generations and generations of useful idiots that were only allowed to exist because they are so fucking stupid they are easy to control and rug pull
>>62416289I HATE this commie bullshit so much it’s unreal.They’ll literally have bussy crash the entire economy and have people eating sawdust rather than a correction.Capital is getting heinously misoallocated with quants building skyscraper sized computers instead of bridges or farms or phone factories so that they can print another .2% day and make leveraged Korean rich/trump win midterms.
>>62416453stfu jeet
>>62416454No crying at the casino
>>62416454trump ties his presidential performance to stock market gains so this is all par for the course, he tweeted in 2014 or 2013 that if a president has a 10% stock market drop they are a failure
>>62416442lol the GRRR faggot calls me the worst poster ITT, talk about the pot and the fucking kettle boss.
250 rally starts NOW
>>62416456>>62416457Must Have Spoken Up!
VALUE CHUDS WE ARE WINNING!!! THE REAL ECONOMY IS RIPPINGPRAISE BUFFETT
>>62416457It’s still going to dump.I hate waiting with all these scam pumps by bussy and co.
>forgot to turn off auto-reinvest on my divvies >more money went into VGT oopsi wanted to reduce that exposure on monday, oh well
>>62416459>that if a president has a 10% stock market drop they are a failurelol what a metric
>>62416399You didn’t address any of the arguments you retarded knuckle dragging nigger. Memory as a commodity and runs in cycles may have been true when you only needed pin compatible memory, but with newer semi designs, hyper scalers, and accelerating AI models, you need better performing memory/non pin compatible memory as architecture shifts to facilitate better performance.>SOXLIt’s a semi etf not memory. You don’t know what you’re talking about
>>62416465I'm still seething I didn't buy berkshire when it was at 470
Is ServiceNow finally back or is this just a small rebound before its continual decline?
>>62416453Sold another call spread. Good luck smigga
wtf was that noise?!did anyone else here that!?!
>>62416465anon, even vtv is down today...
SpaceX bros we are going to make it!
>>62416474Sorry that was the chorizo n' egg taco I ate for breakfast
>>62416470Nah man brk performs like shit. you gotta actually buy modern equivalents of his ideas.Theyre not buying so I have to it myself
Closed todays profit the market can shit the bed now
Bottom is in for precious metals.
>>62416475That has ancient boomershit in it. my bottomblast picks of profitable undervalued MODERN companies are ripping
>>62416460You are objectively the worst poster in these threads because you never shut your fucking mouth
>last time SaaS pumped it lasted 4 daysHow long this saas pump will last??
Just relax and let it happen
>>62416490I've made less posts than you faggot. Why don't YOU shut the fuck up? faggot.
>He sold in June to chill and goon>Now he's back in July to buy buy buy
>>62416494Ebay Will Carry Through!
Baggie shitting on a specific ticker is a strong signal to buy.
do I buy this dip
vwap test please go the way I want
>>62416494gone last a long time son as people realize ai is about implementation like software and biotech and surgery. the fuck lil timmy gone do? prompt his own Excel? prompt ya own WINDOWS? hyuck hyuck...didnt thank so
>>62416453the value ratios are mediocre so MSFT has to run on pure speculation (aka hype and fomo), but its nonstop bad news with microsoft so the speculation is "how long until it dips to 2023 lows"still its an "essential" like oracle so it will not be allowed to fail, so you should buy if it dips under 300
Rip it fucking down you pussys bussy can’t print his way to owning the entire economy.FUCKING RIP IT
What's Trump's nickname going to be for Warsh when he betrays Trump?
>>62416453based
>>62416512Whole market is trading flat to decay small accounts. Just murder in plain sight. Buy & sell calls. Mm hate when you do that.
i will never forgive the chinese
>>62416511>bad newsyes that's when you buy... you buy when there are bad things happening and the price reflects it. then you wait for just two more weeks and everyone forgets about the bad things and the line goes up. its called investing instead of gamblingits really fucking complicated shit retard
GAUZ
>>62416514Virgin Kevin Warsh living in moms basement thinks we need to hike the rates>BOOOO
>>62416454Bussy says you’re getting the machine god
>>62416511their software runs teh world you airhead how is it speculative. coping ass nigga
>>62416483Please be true
>>62416519theyll never learn kek
hey SOXL lets have one (1) exit pump to 300 to trigger bobo's stop loss can we? you can crash after that if you want
>>62416501>less posts than meNigger you make a minimum 50 posts per day in these threads
SERVICE NOW CHADS! WE RISE!!
>SPCX 153it's dead, isn't it i wonder how SPCX bagholders are feeling right now and how many of them are retail workers desperately holding on hoping to make their basis back at least
Cmon oil drop another 2-3% so I can slurp.
Android 18.
>>62416541Sexo?
>>62416532next week>no earnings no data no newsthere's nothing for semis to do but pump the entire market to double ATHs for July 4th
GIVE ME MY DIVVIESNOW NOT NEXT WEEKI EARNED THOSE DIVVIES
>>62416537Many are waiting to be eve n able to sell. a demonic ipo of a profitless collection of unknowns. ignoring starlink
sandisklets, i...
>>62416537pure speculation: if retail was truly the driving factor behind SPCX valuation, then the true price test for SPCX will come next Monday/Tuesday when retail workers have to sell off so they can make their rent payment.
>another scam gap upYou will live to see the day when human beings are no longer employed, they are mulched, to be fed into a bioreactor to power JaneStreet skyscraper computers trading tickers no one one remembers the real assets of which correspond to, where Donald and bussy are president and finance minister for life, in the millennium of the thousand year line go up.The mere utterance of the suggestion that line go down will be met with perpetual torture. The world will be split in two between the empire of the melt up, the man’s the Korean empire.
>>62416546HOOD pays divvies early...
>>62416537I'm only down 10% on it since I got some at IPO and some a little later. I fully intend to sit on it for 10 years or more, though.
>>62416107SPCL doing some moves today
How do you tell when it’s better to exercise an option, rather than selling it off?
>>62416553there will be like 5 megacompanies and everything else will be a jeet shitcoin. we already know who the big players will be>APPL>META>GOOG>MSFT>AMZNthey are all down bigly despite record everything and instead of buying the 100% guaranteed winners that literally cannot be allowed to fail you guys gamble on GRRR and WEN
Green Nword candle dick incoming
>>62416563>when do you know what number to pick on the roulette table
how does this make you feel?
>dxySo we’re printing our way out of it again.Interdesting.
GTA6!!!!!!!@Home!
when do i go all in STRC
>>62416553/smg/ will be at the retard autistic kids room in the basement of the epstein skyscraper because we all bought early and slurped all the dips, each one of us with a former bobo anon as a sex slave that got bioengineered to become a splitting image of bobina
>>62416574Time to pile into gold and silver while they're at discount.
>>62416566just sold all my gme for appl meta goog msft and amznadding soxl and mu as a little side action
>>62416571Surely there’s a point where exercising it is more profitable than selling it back onto the options market.
Why is ORCL dumping so much
I'm in your area
Why are they pumping it nows?
KEK BAGGIES
>>62416387>Memory Companies are forced to only use one pin design forever.
>>62416566>they are all down bigly despite record everything and instead of buying the 100% guaranteed winners that literally cannot be allowed to fail you guys gamble on GRRR and WENkek
>>62416578never idiot
>>62416587my guess is the sell off of instituons to buy SPCX is over for now
>>62416578I look like that
>>62416584Not really. Clown market is unpredictable, if you want to be safe I guess execute when you're up like 20 percent
>>62416580>up 60% ytd>buy the dipsilver is going under 40
>>62416584You execute when you actually own shares you want to sell at your put price, or want to own shares, otherwise no.You may occasionally find nobody wants to buy your options on the last day, in which case you'll be forced into exercising.
>Apple makes massive profits overpricing their shit>Yeah you go girl>Micron makes massive profits overpricing their shit after demand massively increased>Tim Cook: How fucking dare you rip us off
My bags are a lil lighter now
>>62416566>>62416581Just buy the MAGS etf...
>>62416601I looked it up a it basically kind of vaguely depends to the point no one can say for sure.Except in one case which is if you can use it as a loophole to defer capital gains taxes.
>>62416611Tim cook can just stop giving your company money simply because he doesn't like you and thinks your a faggot and you crash and burn while he has another record yearyou are betting on the wrong team
>>62416620By all accounts they went to Samsung already and that didn't stop the money flow
>stock price moves bigly in one direction and gets pinned for the rest of the day
I just ordered 80lbs of weights on amazon kek i just setup my doorbellcam to watch him
>>62416623Bull trap. Don't worry fellow bobro
>>62416615>just buy MAGS>60% tbills>10% government obligations>7.5% GOOG (nthnx this one is overpriced)>6.5% Nvidia (nthnx this one is overpriced)>6.15% Tesla LOLOL FUCK YOU LOLOLabsolute fucking dogshit trash
>>62416574Shit needs to crater to at least 98. Please, kevin.
I sure hope this isn't a fake software pump. Last time it went like 10% up and then dumped like a rock couple of days later.
>I shorted ALKSNo idea what the company is or what it does, I am just gonna short some shares.
baby it's my last day here, at least the way i usually am, sitting in my room staring at the line and reading the thread, i will be gone for 3 whole months. a lot can happen in that time. for instance i made 300k and nutted inside a zoomer girl since april, i don't think anyone saw that coming, which feels so long ago. remember april fools day? you said some really nasty things to me then, hurt me pretty bad. want you to know you're still my best girl, and i'd take you as you are but i know you won't have me that way, so i hope you can fix your heart and make some positive changes because i know we'd be so good together and i'd make you so happy. you can leave messages for me on /bant/ and i'm sure i'll drop in occasionally, but it's time for me to start living. you can bet i'll be thinking of you every day and wishing you were with me, you're a special girl with a rare mind and i'll never stop loving you.
>>62416640>Take your medskek
>>62416643Not reading all that
I might actually end up green for the day despite the Koreans' best efforts
>>62416392The USG blocking CXMT from getting the equipment they need is the single biggest factor
>the permabull mumu retards literally just stop posting if the market is slightly redkek that anon the other day was right
>>62416648i thought long and hard about shrinking some of my bags during the KOSPI rape trials last nighti ultimately didn't, and it looks like i'm gonna be down -0.25% today could've been much worse i guess
>buy LNTH for the golden cross memesIt went better than expected
>>62416640Based, price action > everything
>That moment when the entire portfolio chart aligns to btfo your positions.A sublime symphony of masochism
MSFTGODS
>>62416652Market's slightly green thoughbeit
>>62416652that MU faggot probably had his stop loss trigger for the 6th time this month and wont be back until its green to tell everyone to ape it
>>62416606PM is basically oil or crypto tier of baggie cope. All of them rely on delusions of apocalypse.Whenever you consider a play on them just train yourself to have a feeling of shame so you avoid
Anna! Not Really! So Much GTA6!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAA IT'S MELTING
>>62416657It'll probably flush some weaker hands. Tons of profits were made, so people may want to start trimming, but nothing has fundamentally changed yet, just gooks going apeshit.
>>62416675lol wut
>>62416686If you buy any of those you should feel shame
Trump just reverse tacod. Probably a taco next week
>>62416674is it so hard for some people to just buy the share itself instead of gambling?
>>62416435Biden already tried that years ago. What happened was that China-stationed employees of chip tool companies quit their jobs, took new jobs at Chinese companies, and carried on maintenance activities just as before. The only difference was that overseas companies no longer made any money on the maintenance.
>>62416666It just started to form a rounded top
>>62416686>Silver is where it's at>Silver has so much use case>Silver is so in demand they will have to pay whatever we want for it!
Just fuck off with your little faggot drones.
>>62416696SORRY BUT I GOT QUADS SO IM RIGHT
>>62416675shiny rock tank was firstoil tank was secondSOXL/DRAM is nextthen we announce inflation is lower. then we lower rate and we end the year at ATH but 90% of /SMG/ roped losing it all trying to squeeze commodity bubbles
Shorting HPE yesterday was a great idea
The orange man did it again
My WDC stop loss orders got filled
I'd be green except for semis, but I'm still doing alright for the year
>US President Trump: “The Islamic Republic of Iran shot at least four One Way Attack Drones at Ships transversing the Strait of Hormuz.” - TSL- “Obviously, this is a foolish violation of our Ceasefire Agreement>haha that was foolish, but we will still let them sell and ship their oil
I have 20K right now. What the fuck do I buy? Please help
Adi! Is Aware! But Just Not Really!
>>62416689Why? Even the mining stocks I sit on for divvys do well.>>62416697The government gave us stimulus checks a few years ago. All I did was buy bullion while people were buying hellcats. >This world is a tragedy, but we treat it like a comedy.
>>62416710grrr
And just like that GRRR will never be below 17 again.But actually this time. I mean it.
>>62416593Can't afford those stocks. Can afford Wendy's stock. Know they rug pull retail all the time. If I buy I must be ready to go all in after the rug pull is triggered and wait out the weak hands before they get back in. Literally do a bait and switch on institutions to make money most of the time.
It’s a print off boys!
>oil jannieswell played... well fucking played... nice little spike back to my target profit zone AFTER the stop out... the Tumbbad is pleased with my sacrifice... demons quelled... for now...
>>62416710SNXX and SOXL because they are guaranteed to be 45 and 300 each by end of day, just remember to sell
Microdick 400 EOY
>>62416718>until the next day ending in "y"But it's probably going to go up again, Indians be Indianing.
My calls are printing.
>>62416723Jesus Christ I hope that’s no more than 1% of your account
>>62416714Bro....Put the cope down.What is the bull case aside from your daily when the whole market has fat green
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/options/articles/michael-burry-buys-long-dated-000610362.html
>>62416692Do y'all think he'll actually ever go and do the reasonable thing of carpet bombing Iran, or will he continue being a Mexican snack food?
>>62416732>crabs for years>finally does the thing shiny rock schizos had been waiting forever for>after the thing happens they gain conviction that the thing that already happened is going to happen and its going to infinity (after it already did)>don't sell the top if anything thats when they get more bullish>watch it drop 80% back to forever crabits the same for oil fags. its the same for chip fags. its the same for BTC fags. they are literally retarded
>>62416714Yeah. If you'd bought SOXL at the time it was $12.
>>62416732... sit on it? I liquidated like 800 shares when it was at $30 in march. What harm is letting it collect divvys where its at?
GTA6!!!!!!! Look Like Crazy Good Deal!
>>62416739>while also selling Alibaba
>digital game with infinite supplywhat the fuck are you doing nigger?
>>62416710keep it all in money marketgive yourself 2 weeks minimum to do research then, DCA small tranches into investments of your choice, something like 5% of your total net worth per week (buy on fridays)do NOT dump the entire ranch into your desired portfolio configuration at once, that's how you end up holding red bags when the market inevitably dips
>>62416751>sold the topbased I take back everything I ever said about you but you guys that are selling the top while simultaneously telling other people to join the cult are honorary jews
GO AWAY MR SNIBS
>>62416749I bought a SHIT LOAD of Phillip Morris, then Zyns happened and it went from $88 to $175. Honestly, I was very happy with that trade.
Hey look more Iran war
>>62416753Bangali Speed Past! McCafe!
both MULL and DLLL split todayisnt that wonderful?
>>62416726*after a 5:1 split
>>62416765Nah man, im not in the cult. I swear. It just gets remarkably undervalued like once a decade and people sleep on it. Then all the faggots come out of the woodwork like 8-10 months too late spazzing like chicken little. I completely understand your frustration. That is very similar to crypto/oilshill behavior.
So we’re going to have war news all weekend into pump Monday??
>>62416775those things look like fucking tickswhat exactly are they
wtf is happening
Fuck YOU, Katharine. Yes you.
i like the grok avatarfag way better than the tranny, can we keep him?
is ibkr offline?
>>62416785Kashkari, not katherine
>>62416789its ok, Katherine is a bitch.
>>62416789I like Kashkari, he would have made a way better F. E. & D. Chairholder than Kevin
>>62416689>don't be shameful goy
I dunno if I should buy MU atm. 1160+ seems high and feels like it could easily drop to 1100 but it can also go to 1200+ on Monday.
>THEY VIOLATED THE CEASEFIRE!!!!>oil *dumps*really should've started shorting this shit a couple weeks ago
>>62416785>>62416792Keep my name out yo mouf
>>62416800look at how much fcf MU is making
>>62416718It doesn't even pump on good news. Just endless crabbing for the last 2 years.
Bangali Speed Past! Samsung!
>>62416807thats not even her numbdumb
>>62416807Perfectly spherical face
>>62416782I think they might be young spider crabs, but idk
just bought snxx calls, make me rich sand niggers
>>62416729its like 0.5%. the unrealized loss at the session lows had i kept holding would have been 1% of my portfolio. i typically give myself a 3 to 5% margin on that because i am risky like that, but today being a FRYDAY where it appears the bottom is in for stocks and top is in for vix, and after already having been heemed this week by waking up to an early assignment of some PLTR shares that i had to deal with this morning, decided i didnt have the energy in me to want to risk losing 30-50k today if oil kept dipping below 68 or 67. so i cut KNOWING that an attempted VWAP reversion would happen at some point and of course they move it right to the target zone i wanted. at this point idk if the lesson is to trade smaller or just trade as big as your instincts tell you and then cut like a pro when its time. Or is the lesson to just endure no matter what, you got yourself into this position so be in it, right? if i didnt have an execution error directly prior to entering the trade (i accidentally went short instead of long and got out quickly for $100 profit and then immediately entered the long position that i originally wanted) things would have gone differently. but between the options assignment, the execution errors, and the overall shitty week tech has had (which has heemed me enough already), all contributed to my decision to UNCHARACTARISTICALLY stop myself out... thanks for reading my heem post and your attention to this matter. that is all.
>>62416747I sold some silver and mining stocks either at or near the top. Thank you. I'm good. Will wait for the next squeeze. Did you refill your vaults? Or are you going to keep denying reality? Last one was in 2011 not 1981 like shills want you to believe. 2026 squeeze looks exactly like the 2011 squeeze on steroids. I think we got only around a decade wait at most. I have several decades left in my life. This can keep going until I die richer or there are arrests after the boomer die off.
>>62416800Look at the chart anon. It’s consistently making lower highs. Waiting for Monday is the play imo
Klarna and Affirm generational run continues
>>62416812>spherical face
>>62416819Oil is so heavily manipulated I stopped trying to trade it after the first week of the war.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam folder!
>>62416811Keep my name out yo mf mouf
>>62416801>he bet against America (again)>he doesn't know why he is losing money (again)
>>62416810>$80>no physical media
>>62416829das mah gurl rite der
>>62416824you hate to see it when dogshit runs up
>>62416829The most based thing bout Cathie is her unwavering faith in Jesus Christ.
>>62416820>did you refill your vaultsmy dad has a bunch of physical silver seems redundant to buy paper bags
>he bought the fake pump again
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noBlVi1wM8
>>62416824You think so?It does seem like electronics are slowly going to become reliant on loans the way cars are.
>>62416833Have to make sure the goyim dealing with fomo are forced to pay full price rather than grab a used copy on ebay
>>62416824>Relying on buy now, pay laterYes. We had the same thing 25 years ago. It was called credit cards.
>>62416827>I stopped trying to trade it after the first week of the war.thats exactly when i got approved for futures and started dabbling. i consider oil the "plug" number of the economy now. but overall its been "fun" is how i would characterize it. because obviously a silly nobody goy like me has no business holding 15 to 20 /CL contracts BUT just the fact that i am there and doing it is pretty sweet if you ask me (i realize nobody was asking)>mfw every time i close a green trade on the GLOBAL energy markets as a RETAIL GOY
>>62416846You mean like how phones are already loaned via phone contracts? What electronics aren’t bought with borrowed money? Most people use credit cards anyways.
Samsung! Android 16!
>>62416867Who here /fold/?
MUsissies are we back??
spcxGODS can't stop winning today.
now is a good time to hedge with gold, and maybe oilget your hedges in
>>62416858I've never used these services, I'm guessing the true appeal is 'no interest' with no theoretical impact to credit score or being autistic with managing 0% apr cards
SOXS CHADS...
>>62416877>$157Keep coping baggie. When did you buy? $220?
>>62416891135 :^)
>>62416877>under initial retail price >winning yeah, sure, ok
GOOG is forming a rather aesthetically pleasing mountain shape.
why is BTC allowed to pump whilst DRAM dumps
Sneedsisters...Our beta is too strong...
>>62416902dang, kind of true. What does it mean?
>>62416893I know you're a lying baggie, but still>he didn't sell at $200 where it was obviously going to sell by people wanting to profitGood luck nigga, you're gonna need it.
what does he do???
>>62416801I don't want to be that guy, but the oil market is already pricing the recession. Exactly like 2008 just before it happened, when it already dropped in June, July, august, before everything collapsed in september.People thinking oil is currently pricing le hormussy GUSHING hot salty oil in your face are dead wrong in their analysis.
Bangali Speed Past! HP!
>>62416916It's strange indeed
>>62416879post your bags shill. what are you down? 30%? more?
Buying opportunity
Bake at 400 plz
>>62416916
>AND IM PROUD TO BE A PANICAN>CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE>AND I WONT FORGET THE BEARS WHO DIED>WHO BLEW UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME>AND ILL GLADLY STAND UP>NEXT TO YOU AND SELL SOME CALLS TODAY>CAUSE THERE AINT NO DOUBT>WERE GOING DOWN>GOD BLESS THE USA
>>62416869Go the fuck away
Bangali Speed Past! TV!
>>62416919look chud have you considered there is increased production or other ways to export oil that don't involve the straight (by land) or that Russian sanctions were lifted?>its the end of the worldits just commodity whiplash that occurs every single time anything happens. oil will be cheaper after the war not more expensive. they will actually have to tell people to stop pumping because we have too much
dont bake anymore, i feel like "smart money" and "institutional investors" lurk this fucking board, analysts have used the most schizophrenic indicators for their trades its not a far cry to think they use biz
Trump is threating 100% tarrifs again will this NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP! https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116817320899062447
>>62416928I bought a little. Will buy more if it keeps falling. Feels safe over the next two years
>>62416934When did they raceswap him?
>>62416302If it confidently goes over the 370 then there's a 400 in the near futureI'm kinda surprised it hit 370 today
>>62416925this dude is me every time I have to go outside>why the fuck are they so fat>why the fuck are they so stupid>I bet that cuck behind me collects Funko pops
>>62416938>We’ve become an inverse indicator
https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/2070549945359221014#m>Oman has told European officials that ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz may have to pay tolls - Bloomberg>The officials were reportedly told that there was “no way to go back to the pre-war status quo.”turdies are jumping at the chance to seek rent now that tolls have been normalized
>>62416950just read that too, this is going to fuck them big time I'm sure Saudi and UAE are panicking because making it more inconvenient to get oil will mean Europeans seeks alternative fuel sources which is the last thing the Saudis want, dont be surprised if Saudi pressures them into fucking off
Why is cracker barrel immune to market fluctuation
market feels eligmatic
Anything green today? Anything down enough to be buy? And no -5% on memory stocks is not a buy
>>62416646Nobody reads his posts LMAO
>>62416958>greenHealthcare consumer staples and discretionary and software
>>62416953Didn't Germany sign a contract with Canada a while ago?I wonder if Canada can get their heads out of their asses and make some pipelines for the euro bros.
>>62416962it bullish af for American producers as well
>>62416961What do you think of mck? Is it a buy now, if I don't want tech.
>>62416950As always the market is going to find a fix for this. If they charge tolls people will look for alternatives. It a poison pill that Iran doesn't understand, prob good for them in the ST but I can see it fucking them over LT.
>>62416958MSFT looks like it has bottomed out, if you honest to god believe its not going to shit the bed go ahead and buyno refunds and this is not financial advice, microjeet just feels radioactive to me
>>62416361I sold everything on June 8th and I'm not looking to buy anything soon
>>62416938Lol im entirely confident they do which is why i never share my alpha on here
>>62416949I miss the covid days when real and alpha and bald faced insider info was being posted frequently. I 4x'ed several times in 6 months from people posting about BLM money being thrown at penny tier businesses and anons letting slip which tickers were getting their shutdown restrictions lifted early.
>>62416973You can leave the casino, but the casino never leaves you
>>62416953what an annoying headache giving more excuses for saudis/opec to chimp out economically is the last thing we need
White Kid Is Boating!
>>62416955Biscuits and gravy is more stable than gold.
Uhm hey smiggy wiggies, did you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour GRRR?
>>62416964I find it highly ironic that out of the various middle eastern conflicts, this one will probably be the most financially beneficial to the USA.It might even have net gains when you compare mil spending versus oil company profits.
SOXLKEK
>>62416962The US will claim Canada is importing Fentanyl or producing Weapons of Mass Destruction. Wait, Fentanyl is a WOMD by Trump's definition now, woopsie.
>>62416988>eternal crab between 16 and 17yikes
>>62416988>lets talk about our bagsnot buying your bags fagget Jr.
>MNSTGODS
>>62416995It's pretty consistent. Might not actually be too bad for swing trading.
>>62416919>People thinking oil is currently pricing le hormussy GUSHING hot salty oil in your face are dead wrong in their analysis.idk all i can say is i was long 15 contracts at 69.31 and they were NOT gonna GIBS ME DAT UNTIL i stopped myself out.... thats what the market is pricing in at all times (how to heem goyim who get too cocky)... yes i am salty today i gotta go clock in at MCD soon
8!
hope 370 was your exit
Klarna about to break 20!
>>62416939this nigger got my call options bankrupted the last time I traded.
>Elon talks about building data centers on noon>hedgies readjust the market accordinglyYou got out in March when he told you to, right? You're not ACTUALLY a literal bag holder, right? You're smarter than that? Right?
>>62416289kek i need to rewatch this shitdidnt it got an s2?
>>62416978I'm still watching but I'm happy with my profits
>>62417010i am -40 ytd niggersnd biz will be -60% ytd soon
I just provided some value for Klarna shareholders. Why shouldn't I split my payments up at 0% interest?
how much spacex do you need to make it?
>>62417018why is this shit pumping since daystempted to buy
>>62417020like -10000 is a good starting spot boss.
>>62416946>I'm surprised it hit 370 todayI'm not. it was in terminal total nigger death super Holocaust freefall fear price yesterday. if you cant notice when things oversell you honestly have no clue wtf you are doing and shouldn't be trading at allPLNT dropped 40% on earnings and I bought it at $40 (doesn't even show up on charts) and sold it for $55 a week later.Cruise shit always schizo dumps on dumbass narratives like hantavirus (that actually get shilled here as being real and not fake and trans)MSFT hitting 2023 prices is fucking stupid.
Wth?? UPS??
>>62417018Thanks! Check out their savings account too
My puts are printing.
>>62416448It's to price gouge you
I feel like I've been harshly punished for not just swing trading, but damn! I didn't see WDC was THIS massacred. Basically about to return to pre-ai-hype levels.
trump talks in 10 minutes, i hope you guys are holding calls
>>62417034Pls mention Micron and Sneed diskThank u in advance Mr. President
>>62416453>I'M UP 5% THIS IS MY SWAN SONG >down 10% in two weeksWeren't you also the faggot screaming ZOOM OUT, ZOOM OUT yesterday?
>>62417034he's going to talk about fixing the pool.
Klarna your polymarket bet on what Trump will say
>>62416519>You buy on a downward trend so you can see how much money you can lose NGMI>>62416525>their software runs the worldSo does Oracle and they've ate shit the last year. Oracle is a bigger part of business than Microsoft EVER was you tech illiterate dingus.
>>62417028I might very well be the stupid one and yes I see the resistance bounce, it's at a bottom.But my view was 'why is no-one buying this historical low, why on the day with 20% gains is no-one buying MSFT on a generational low?'And today it limps to 370 and gets stuck, why is no-one buying yet again?I want you to be right and be a millionaire, just calling it as I see it
i have trump fatigue
>>62417039I definitely say zoom out alot>363 averageI didn't shill the top. I shilled the bottom.
Why the fuck won't they let BABA go up?
>>62417047you this shit was going to 500 yesterday and that everyone NEEDS to BUY NAO
>>62417043I'm bullish on Oracle too but give it just two more weeks because right now they are being punished for laying off 25,000 goys. they will giga moon on record revenue soon
>>62417052wtf is your point? its up like 8% since I shilled it yesterday
>>62417046kek me too, I had trudeau fatigue for a long time too.
