"its just end of month rebalancing bro trust me " edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62417100
muhhhh MSFT
>it's not the obvious telegraphed thing that media is hiding from you, it's my delusional wrong 100% of the time doomer fud
SPREAD YOUR LIMBS AND LET US HEAL
DING DING DING DINGhow was your life so far?
>>62418142shut up faggot
>>62418145No motivation, being ethnically replaced in my own country.
>binance the "worlds most trusted source of crypto" is now illegal in europeits so fucking over for crypto baggies. after MSTR goes bankrupt and liquidates tens of billions in BTC the meme coins will never recover to any meaningful level. All the farming companies will go bankrupt and their infrastructure and chips can be resold for pennies to help bring down chip prices and rebuild heir farms into datacentersthere are 10000 bearish narrative for chip faggots right now. all you had to do was buy MSFT at the bottom instead of laughing at me
>>62418144OR CONTINIUOUSLY TUMBLE
DIE MICRON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hot war goes live>after the market close>on a Friday
> futures
>>62418150Oh sorry, I was asking Tom
SOXL gets 6 weeks of only red days, ending at $40 a share. What are the implications of this on your portfolio?
>>62418150You should try spurting your cum into lots of girls (consent optional)
>try to manipulate bonds as hard as stocks>get immediately stomped outBased last bastion of capitalism (government debt kek)
oil bag holders>oil is going to $200>asia is going to run out of oil >physical oil is $150 a barrel in (insert country here)>europe is running out of jet fuel trust me bro
>>62418173stay mad nigga
>>62418155I don't believe it's a coincidence, too many happenings that are appearing only on Friday post close or Saturday and Sunday. And conveniently resolved by Sunday night/pre market open on Monday. A little to cohencidental of you ask me.
>>62418148quit trying to profit off others retardation you fag
>>62418173they actually overproduced so much jet fuel after the shortage that the price of it dropped even while the straight was closed and then they switched production back to normie fuel lmao. its literally impossible for oil to hit $200 because people will just stop buying the shit. indias president just told all the jeets to work from home during the recent shortage
I got raped today holy shit. Please tell me chip stocks will go back up or I might kill myself.
>>62418182Depends.If the war is back on it'll pump.If we just do a couple of fly bys and go back to the "deal" then you're fucked.
>>62418155 Same thing happened last time too KEK
oil bag holders
3month SOFR futures shorting is obscene. they were right about the fed meeting and now there's alot of motherfukers who have to take profit before there isn't any. ALOT. STIRs might collapse>>62418177desu can i to be honest with you? i didn't know what you were talking about. is it joos
>oil prices are going to end the entire market
IDIOT NIGGERS. OIL is CHEAP. There are SEAS of oil under the crust: LITERALLY THE OCEANS ARE FILLED OF OIL. Oil is free energy and is like OXYGEN = FREE.NIGGERIDIOTS OIL PRICE IS FABRICATED and Will come back to 30-40$.Sincerely, NIGGERS.
>>62418182No, tech will never go up again ever.
>>62418182>RAM>AI>PM's>Energyall is well
>>62418182chip stocks will go back up, make new highs even.
>>62418173>oil bag holdershow was i supposed to know trump was going to make a speech today where he declares that HE ALONE is saving Christianity and where he mentions THE LOW PRICE of oil twice and in order to write that into the speech they needed to turn the sell algos on for a little while. You are welcome for my donation today Tumbbad. I WILL be back!
>>62418199rumor has it direxion is working on 2x levered RAPU & RAPD
>>62418155Already over, its just a rouge sub faction
>>62418173Oily panicans get their just rewards
>>62418203>they needed to turn the sell algos on for a little while.what happened to the price immediately after the speech today? back above the SIXTY NINE level he mentioned in his speech TWICE. and you goys expect me to not say NIGGERS and JEWS every chance i get? niggas pls!
>>62418201the next cycle will be in like 2028 after 2 years of SOXL crabbing 100
AI deadSpace deadETFs moving as fast as a glacier Might as well go to Vegas
>>62418222Nice digits boss. Might I recommend 0DTE SPX options?
Zippers n’ Jews
why are these retards going all in on wendies
Line only goes up
Who wouldve guessed that korea would continue panic sellingFuckI'm going to export a korean woman so she can do my laundry
>>62418228Theyre trying to Gamestonk wendysPersonally I avoid stupid shit like this because GME burned me.
Weird ads. Can I learn about korean investment culture there?
>>62418225I think 0dte spy calls are safer than chip shit right now desu
>>62418232why not chinese, they give them away in bulk, they would even pay the transportation fees, think of all the dry cleaning businesses you could operate
>>62418228Fund wants out.I posted picrel there like 3 days ago, it got like 50 updoots in 20 minutes and it was then removed with no reason given.Not even an attempt at like "not flagged correctly" or "not old enough account":They just deleted it.Any area where retail congregates or gets info will inevitably be used as sheepdog to lead retail to slaughter, and of course WSB is potentially the most valuable of such spaces.People already know most of the discourse is coming from AI, but the entire thing is run by funds as well.
>>62418247oh sorry i didn't post that one, it was the original one, for some reason someone switched this around and copied mine.i saved this cause I was curious why they would do it.
>>62418247reddit is literally run by the glowniggers at the CIA>Ghislaine maxwell was one of the most prolific moderators on the platform>the "reddit most popular city" list showed that the highest traffic on the platform was from a cyber warfare air force base in floridaits like spending time on /pol/... you are just exposing yourself to government psyops that they are testing out on goys>astroturfing and propaganda studies
>>62418242I made this one too desu.Surprised that thats my most succesful meme since gme
>>62418175Yeah I’ve been noticing this too. This shit must all be scripted and part of the bigger plan laid out in the protocols of zion.
>>62418247So memory is about to take a massive dump down? Why?
>>62418259>its a conspiracy that everything is fake and gaytrump literally fucking posted "I hope you enjoy the show" on his boomer twitter
Iran has attacked several US basesShits on like donkey kong (after markets closed so you hold the bags)
People have called IGV bouncing for longer than they've called SOXX crashing. If you look at something like NOW's chart and think 'yeah that fuckers bottomed' you deserve what you get.
>my dad works at ntdoy
>>62418137
>>62418262Yeah this is the original, the one I made, for some reason one of you all>>62418247reversed it and re did it, which doesn't even make any sense.I assume some guy from india did this not knowing the reference.Anyway it'll dump because:>trading 50x earnings>those earnings are due to short term supply bottleneck>in 6 months that'll be gone>unit sales not growing so fast anymore>so really its trading a 250x average earnings long term>also, because of costs, AI companies just making their own chips and having lowest bidder build them
>>62418269if shit was popping off I doubt my portfolio would be up 0.5% in after hours.sorry you bought the top of the chips bubble dude
>>62418182I'd say that, on average, the odds of SOXS finishing the week higher than it started are higher than the odds of SOXL doing it.
>>62418255reddit spacing
>>62418279>literally need warsh rates
IBM, MSFT, ADBE software rotation let's go!!!
>>62418279trump sold lol
>>62418279i notice you filter out bobo and mumu, any reason for this algoanon?aren't those sentiment indicators?
>>62418255And you think 4chan isn't?I can't even say the k slur here because donny jew has blackmail pictures of his dick in a toddler. Sure, he's trying to can Bibi's re-election, but dont you dare say anything antisemitic on 4chan anymore or the govt will revoke the 1st amendment on your ass.
I put a large amount of my retirement savings into STRC and am currently down 25% or so. What do I do at this point? It will take 2 years for me to recover with dividends do I just hold and pray for recovery? I can't take a 25% loss on the majority of my retirement savings. This was supposed to be the low risk part of my portfolio.
>>62418290he was buyin bags all day
>>62418249GIS all day
>>62418279>Google meta nigger warsounds like a fun timeline
Why aren't all the TACO retards investing and making money? They make it sound so easy to cash in weekly.
>>62418292There was one result for mumu and zero results for bobo in the last thread
>>62418279>nigger warLet's do it!
>>62418294>I put a large amount of my retirement savings into STRC....why?
>>62418293the only ban I've gotten in the last week was for talking about girls peeing on me and 90% of what I post is racial slurs
>>62418294erm isnt it pegged to 100$, that just means its at a 25% discount, buy more
>>62418294You deserve an uncomfortable life
Live look at oilies
>>62418144Why did they give Rollout such a stupid name?
Not much to get from this but crude settled within 3 cents of the low from where it really kicked off
>>62418296probably dumps desu
i have this type of savings account where i can only buy stocksshould i wait until the crash has happened to buy stocks or are there stocks that will do well in a crash
>>62418293i know i wont change your mind but it is interesting seeing the mental gymnastics of J-haytahsi bet youre an oil baggy too while also simultaneously believing that the Js run world markets and control the prices of said oil during their war which it would be expeditious for them to suppress the price.>>62418173I posted at the start of the war i told you it was a play from WW1 where a young JM Keynes thought up the idea to short grain futures when the Dardanelles were blocked during Gallipoli, since the Empire got most of its grain via the Ukies, and that we would do the same.Ya didn't listen though did you, oil baggy?
My UUUU short puts expired 2 cents in the money. How long do I have to wait to see if I get assigned? Monday? Hopefully, I get the shares. Pocketed a nice premium.
bros what if we get a peace talk on sunday
Can bitcoin go back up now?
This is your future home because of your greed in buying tech. This is what you will be living in because you destroyed the planet to feed your ego but money is still worthless. You chase pleasure but just get more suffering.
>>62418342that would be bearishThe Empire needs a capital W win.
>>62418309Just has to be the correct race, nigger.
>>62418347I chase money and get more money, if it destroys the country, I'll use my money to move. I can make more.
>>62418346I've thought about giving up investing and just buying btc at anything <$60k and wait for the next halvening. The returns are like at least 50% more likely to be better than any other strategy. 2x at least.
>>62418350This picture instantly made me remember a copypasta from /tv/ about the death star being an LLC and how they were vulnerable to the law offices of Mothma, Dodonna, and Ackbar.
>>62418335>myeh myeh dont make fun of me goy I am extremely fragile but somehow superior to youThis is likely one of the gov't operators, btw. Theres been a massive government campaign to get people to not invest into oil and drive the price up.Granted, theyre right because fed has also been naked shorting oil and therefore you wouldve lost a shitton, but the psyop exists.
>the government doesn't want you to know
>>62418360I would buy more BTC but I recently bought Spacex. I think BTC will be 200k by 20230
>>62418370>I think BTC will be 200k by 20230Sounds like a shit investment
>>62418280It's not going to trend reversal. At least not here. Semis are mooning because their forward p/e keeps compressing. It's all earnings driven and their valuations are somewhat lagging depending on what sub-sector you look at. Compressing earnings don't sink valuations. Semi's will eat shit when forward earnings show the slightest hint they won't continue to compress forward p/e. Then everyone will rush to be the genius who's first out the burning barn.
>>62418363this is what i mean thoughhow can you simultaneously be an anti-semite believing in a global conspiracy of Js while also thinking they will allow Iran to use oil as leverage in the casino you think they control.make that make sense to me please, in your own words.i simply want to understand how you arrive at this position when these are your beliefs.
>>62418384Youre building a strawman, dude. Nice.Can you put googly eyes on him next
>>62418357I've posted pictures of Jews blowing up the twin towers multiple times today I dunno what you did maybe the janny was just mad because their estrogen kicked in
Cannot fucking believe that SpaceX closed above 150 today
>>62418370>I would buy one scam but I already put all my money in a different scam
>>62418388>uhhhh.... NOOOOO!>no actual explanationI just don't think you oil baggies have thought it through, even using your own beliefs.
I'm bullish on copper and uranium and the market is just fucking wrong
>>62418380>they will wait for the numbers to come outSOXL drops 40% every fart in the wind. People have been ripping ass for two days straight
>>62418396I paid a whale to fuck over puts
>>62418398I didnt invest in oil. Thats why this conversation is useless.
>>62418399Uranium's day will come dubsfren.
bb/nok/xrx/wen/ko is my whole portfolio
yo It's friday broCash in a QQQ and pick us up a case of natty bro
>>62418203>how was i supposed to knowoil is the lifeblood of the global economyit will never pump because if it did then the cost would cascade into everything
>>62418400I derisked more this week than the Iran shit. You have to react.But the long term trend isn't changed. And I said in my post everyone's going to forward look and try to be first, I don't think that implies at all anyone's going to wait for published numbers. What I do think is that there's nothing immediate out there right now that can topple the current regime.
>>62418409>
>>62418399for me, it's ero copper
>>62418165i only find east asians attractivethe west has fallen, its over...
>>62418419That girl doesn't look ero enough for ero copper
Yo we gonna need another peace treaty to keep things smooth next week. I know one of you smiggers is a congressional aide or some shit, get JD back over there and make more peace.
>>62418421ma'am this is serious /biz/ness not erotica
>>62418414correct. now realize this is exactly why the chip trade has peaked>>62418415nothing has changed? a lot has changed>euro basically making crypto illegal>MSTR about to explode taking the entire crypto world to the nether realm with it>MSFT said they would throw Xbox in a fucking dumpster before they keep buying chips at this level>AAPL said they would curbstomp the jeet at MU if he tries to raise prices anymore>Anthropic got a cease and desist letter>OpenAI said they wont IPO this year>MU said they aren't making more chips they are just price gouging more for them and then they said they project they can just fuck people over for more forever indefinitely and priced it into future growth despite it being as retarded as oil going to $200you have your head so far up your ass like most of the clowns in your clown car. your thesis is fucking stupid
>>62418434shut up idiot never reply to me againnobody cares about mstr
>>62418428No. If you're going to be bullish on ERO you need to use the right picture.
My forehead is a slippery slope
I want all baggies to know:Sell. We've all been there. YCMI.
>>62418437crypto is one of the main reasons for the chip squeeze retard. once all the miners default and sell the niggervideo chips at 10 cents on the dollar you are cooked
Every single SSD at my local bestbuy and microcentre is $350+ now. I have no idea why semi stocks are dumping when retail prices keep rising.
This is why I trade.
>>62418446Literally no one would want a miner GPU. most mining isnt even done on GPUs anymore.
>>62418452Last time I checked most mining was still done in mines.
Bull run resumes with the full moon peaking on Monday.
People are saying you should only buy non american equities.But even if you buy vt you will have 60% in american stocks.It's very difficult to have a broad exposure while excluding american equities
>>62418415UNFORTUNATELY i have to FUCKING AGREE because the gubmint wants them juicy tax receipts next year, selloff this summer tho>>62418452i mean if we've truly found a new major economic usecase for compute then it's still valid, and even moreso like another anon was saying if the models get more efficient. and that's alot of supply. bitcoin is obviously not valid.
>>62418450the best retail investors do it because they are weird stock nerds not because they want to be some hyper social self made man, the best retail investors are all weird
>>62418460VXUS
MICROJEET LETS GO!!!!
>>62418444Buy dip until profit
Tech stonks HAVE to pamp. Not because of things like fundamentals, retail investors, or insane institutionals. But because these hyperscammer CEOs are the PROTAGONISTS of this show and we're just background characters living in it. They can't lose. It's impossible for them to lose. Remember how Zucc spent BILLIONS of investor money into his Second Life ripoff and Meta's line kept going up. And when he admitted that the metaverse is a failed project and he won't spend any more money on it, what happened? Meta's line went up even HARDER. Meta burnt literal billions of dollars with no product, no increase in revenue, no increase in reputation even. And yet the line went up. The same shit will happen with hyperspenders. They'll announce that they're cutting back on buildouts and see windfall in the markets. They won't even have to spin the narrative positively. You know why? It's because they're the PROTAGONISTS. Hell, even memory chip makers will see their stocks jump up at the news: something about "return to a healthy demand norm" or some bullshit like that. You know why? Because hyperspenders are locked in a mid-season rivalry with memory chipmakers where both sides are slowly building up their respective powerlevels. The memory dudes HAVE to be stronger than the protagonists at the moment because the plot needs to build up tension. I am dead serious with this post. How serious? I have 30% of my NW in semiconductor stocks. Screencap this post. Memory stocks AND hyperspender stonks WILL pamp either by end of next week or the one after that (two more weeks!!!). Not because of any fundamentals or market conditions, but because they're the PROTAGONISTS and they need the memory chip rivalry. I am fully convinced of this.
This is also why I trade.
>>62418494>I have 30% of my networth in semiconductor stocksdon't worry it will only be 15% of your net worth next week
>>62418455hes talking about fairy dust and not real stores of wealth like gold
Some good,overlooked ETFsQTECRSPTQQQEVGT/IGMPTFFXLQNXTSome of these are basically equal weight QQQdefinitey don't se all these at once. They're all very similarlol
Kek check out the youtube comments, they're noooticing how this stuff is happening after market close Friday and deal by Monday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ih6EaWbuoc
>>62418446>bitcoin >nvidia chipsDid you just wake up from a 15 year coma?
>>62418460>It's very difficult to have a broad exposure while excluding american equities>It's very difficultHere's how difficult it is>VXUS 80%>VTI 20%or you could bump VTI to 30% or 40%, or 50%Clean and simple. VXUS is about every public stock in the word excluding American companies. VTI is about every American public companydifficult lol
>>62418504>real stores of wealth like goldThe only real store of wealth is your network thoughbeit
Guuhh poopon groupon poopon
>>62418515you mean like ethernet network, right?otherwise i am the poorest mfer in this thread
crazy to think only a few wins in stocks can change your life. youre like 5 coin flips away from a million dollars. and its better odds than that really.
>>62418249Freaky looks at the charts for companies like NKE and ADBE. They seemed like giants too big to fail and they soared to massive highs before crashing to prices not seen since ~10 years prior.Imagine investing in a huge company thinking that they'll only continue to grow over time, perhaps slowly but still at least steadily, only to watch them tank and knowing that you might have to hold for another 20 years just to recover your losses.
>>62418182poopon
ShutAI
>US striking Iran right nowObviously oil going negative monday.
I'll build one lucky person a professionally made portfolioYou can choose an ETF portfolio, or individual stocks. If you choose stocks, it will be 10 tickers max.I'll build it for whoever responds first seriously with their preferences and risk appetite, and what their investment thesis is.
>>62418279>dram buying faggotskek'd
>>62418520Its alright anon, you have us. /Biz/ can be your network.
>>62418444Believe all (silver) baggi3s
>>62418529k but I'm gonna use what you make for someone else no matter what it ends up being
>>62418524Nike is not handling being a mature company wellit'll settle in eventually, maybe
are covered call etfs a good place to park money you want to get a good yield short term (6-8 months)
>>62418529You know what, im curious, what would you recommend for someone very bullish on AI as revolutionary technology long term but suspects we will have a bubble like incident. I also dont trust any single company to be guaranteed to make it out alive, Nvidia for example could always get fucked by some comptitor coming out with a huge patentable discovery for making better chips or something
You have to tel me your preferences and thesis if you want anything specific, otherwise I'm just going to tel you the best shit to get for everybody.>>62418535>>62418535VTor AVGE
>>62418541no
>>62418545>>I'll build it for whoever responds first seriously>k... I'm gonna use what you make for someone elseare you a badly designed bot?
>>62418541JEPI has done me solid. its like 9% yield but you could always listen to some 4 figure portfolio faggot that's leveraged to the tits in shitcoins tickers instead >>62418551
